Halo: But I Actually Hate Paramount Globalists

[@PewDiePie]

Disavowed

[@cloudthelemon756]

The REAL PewDiePie?

[@vrk1dc1ty]

zomg is that pewdipei real???

[@OllyWood688]

Man I really gotta catch up. Last time I was up to date, the news were that pewds got flak for promoting E;R because he was supposedly racist or some shit. Must've been before the pandemic I think.

[@StoneColdMan2294]

Man has taste

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

Huh

[@kay_keik7842]

"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say."

[@sohummohare6364]

A good quote from another show that went all paramount halo on us

[@gmonkman]

Good one .. but it does mean he aint gonna say what was feared ...

[@frauleinhohenzollern]

Which is why they made questioning the Holocaust illegal in Europe

[@whade62000]

I'm pretty sue it stops from him talking tho' Battles are scarcely won by mere moral superiority

[@Alienrun]

@@whade62000 If you make a crap show and you silence people who say its crap...you didn't "win" anything. Its almost as if the further you peel back the layers, you realize that physical reality only has so much meaning in of itself without a meta-physical/moral compass by which to look at it at. A battle won on less than truthful ground is only temporarily won in the grand scheme of things...in the final analysis it means nothing...and a wise man would be able to notice it means nothing even in the moment as well. *insert pro religious ramble that connects this all to God here*

[@Mate397]

Nothing screams insecurity harder than a multinational company shutting down a regular person's video that is shitting on the corpo's crappy product.

[@mrshmuga9]

“We spent nearly $100 MILLION dollars on this show, but can’t handle a single KZbin video.”

[@Mate397]

@@mrshmuga9 Yep.

[@easternmcg]

@@mrshmuga9 literally this

[@funkydiscogod]

Oh, come on, they are trying to propagandize us hard. The least we can do is slurp it all up.

[@Mate397]

@@funkydiscogod Why would any person with a working brain do that?

[@24YOA]

The Paramount Executive is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Paramount Executive and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

[@skippityblippity8656]

~*translates into German*~ ~its gamer time~

[@LaughingMan44]

*checks early life section of founders and current CEO*

[@combativeThinker]

@@LaughingMan44 Every. Damn. Time.

[@NikolasoGames]

Truly..

[@Dragenthor]

One of my favorite ER lines

[@MoJosMojo]

2 videos in one week. That’s a damn impressive achievement for E;R to accomplish.

[@SaintMecha]

Well, this one is just because Halo video is gone

[@skirk248]

3. I'm recounting that re-upload

[@MoJosMojo]

@@smallbrainmoves My comments keep getting flagged. “NICE C*CK BRO 👍”

[@jmarra07]

@@smallbrainmoves Calm down, buddy.

[@ramonandrajo6348]

@@smallbrainmoves Whatever, dude. XD

[@butthz8850]

"Imagine, if you will, an effort that draws more attention than the original act. Paramount has just enacted...The Streisand Effect" - Some voiceover guy Love your work, E;R!

[@imadrifter]

Underrated Comment

[@Azuraiii]

Halo Skippin' It Halo Skippin' It (Again) Halo: But I Actually Hate Paramount Globalists Still a better trilogy than Disney's Star Wars.

[@internetbestfriend]

Or the 343 games :)

[@ntma]

rekt. 10/10

[@tegridyweed7863]

Halo 5 and Infinite fans deserve Paramounts Halo TV.

[@Icetea-2000]

@Trantor The Troll It introduced us to Gina and that made Mandalorian worth it already in my book.

[@ionbing2884]

@@internetbestfriend Those were all still better than Reach.

[@ComfortsSpecter]

“Wait-wait-wait” “So you’re still alive?” “I don’t think that part was covered enough”

[@doublewidesurprise3784]

Keep making content man. We all appreciate the way you structure your points and present interesting videos. Just a shame that you have to contend with such rigamarole on this platform. Hope you're staying safe and well

[@davidmitchell3247]

Looking like a double wide surprise. *SNIFFS INTO INFINITY* GAWWDAYYYUMMMM

[@bryanmanuel4945]

@@davidmitchell3247 AND IT STINKS!!

[@davidmitchell3247]

@@bryanmanuel4945 Bugs, that's enough.

[@ShakenBake145]

Do you really wanna sit here and go through the rigamaroo?

[@davidmitchell3247]

@@ShakenBake145 Yes

[@circleofdao3556]

"In the war against darkness, sometimes stalemate is victory"

[@tuskinradar8688]

If it took 10 years to catch another E;R video, I would still be hyped to catch it the moment it dropped. Your style is too good, you earned the reception you got lol.

[@tegridyweed7863]

Imagine KZbin not censoring e:r at all over the past 6 years... now imagine yourself owning a platform that gets millions if not billions of views a year and canning someone who has the potential to rake in millions more views...

[@brosef4154]

he is very good.

[@Supercomet13A]

I love that I keep getting the halo video and this back and forth on my feed

[@KiraSlith]

Sorry to hear that. Watched the first upload the first time. Honestly you went easy on it compared to what this trashfire deserved, especially for all the shot to shot inconsistencies and the worst sin of all, unpainted foam props.

[@denkerbosu3551]

I'm ok with a 3 hours deep into how it's bad, but I appreciate his perspective of a casual player new to the series.

[@lieutenantcoloneltanyavond8273]

They kinda forgot to cgi them in lol

[@KiraSlith]

@@denkerbosu3551 I'm not even saying anything about specifically it's relationship with Halo (though I am an OT fan), I'm just talking about the production quality in general. This isn't even a studio quality production, this is "I could make this by myself with $10k for props and a copy of Sony Vegas".

[@helcol14]

The Paramount cries out in pain as he strikes you.

[@kylevernon]

When the world didn’t need him in 2 more years he still shows up.

[@kylevernon]

If you see this comment E;R, you could always use less actual clips and more of a commentary style video with trailer footage. We like your videos because of the cheeky editing and the witty non-commercialized dialogue.

[@tickedturmoilpotato]

@@kylevernon I think he needs more broccoli.

[@OhRaez]

@@kylevernon True but gay. I like him showing the clips he's explaining, rather than the random background and his avatar kinda commentaryp

[@_Tzer]

When the world needed him most he vanished. Again.

[@nurpiet]

one of the best content creators on this god forsaken platform, please keep going

[@BdByfull]

A global entertainment company bitching about a one-man entertainer alone on the internet? Sounds like everyday business to me Now seriously (wait, wasn't I already?), glad to see you back E;R

[@legiran9564]

That one guy with a hobby can attract more eyeballs in a certain timespan with NO ad campaign than a billion dollar corporation. The elites have every reason to be afraid.

[@funkydiscogod]

The hero we deserve.

[@zombiefinatic7033]

@CW Well how else would they push their subversive a *J* enda without censorship, lies and brainwashing...

[@Icetea-2000]

No that’s just childish

[@brosef4154]

E;R is better than them. That's all.

[@drewm326]

Please keep making content. You make my day light up whenever you upload. The hour long videos especially are the greater blessings to my day. I watched both uploads of the Halo vid cause I love your content so much dude.

[@SwaggyG_2102]

Looks like Paramount Global is a tad bit butt hurt when it comes to somebody criticizing their shitty Halo show that would mostly likely get canceled by the second season, if it's even lucky enough to get a second one that is.

[@CloneLoli]

It was greenlit for season 2 before season 1 even started airing!!!!!!

[@SwaggyG_2102]

@@CloneLoli they greenlit a second season before the first season was even released? If that's not jumping the gun, then I don't know what is.

[@jaypeterman9721]

@@CloneLoli Sony said that for FemGhostbusters when it was out and getting hate. Them announcing it doesn’t mean anything if the initial turd makes no money

[@funkydiscogod]

@@SwaggyG_2102 Jumping the shark before jumping the gun? I'm speechless.

[@mrg298]

@@SwaggyG_2102 well it had "halo" in the title, how could it fail??!?! I hate tv series and film production that base their success simply on a franchise they got their hands on

[@MathTutorVideos]

It is so very clearly, fair use derivative work. I can't believe they would even dare try to say it is their copyright. We really need to start crowd funding lawsuits against these companies like Paramount. This is such a clear cut case of copyright abuse via false-claims, I bet a lawyer could make a decent penny suing Paramount for loss-of-income (from ad revenue/upset Patreons), emotional duress, damage to reputation (of having a video removed, promises to Patreons "broken wink wink as if we care wink wink"), etc.

[@AvalancheReviews]

These fools got me for a RE WTRC review I did recently. After I won the content ID strike, KZbin immediately hit it with a limited status thanks to it being "ad unfriendly". Hmmmmm

[@punishedblowstein1111]

How's life, based weeb?

[@edmonddantes563]

Love your RE reviews, cool to know you watch E;R 🙏🏻

[@ab-gail]

Yeah, ad unfriendly for THEM.

[@nillynush4899]

It's almost like all these corporatist monopolies don't like their shitty products being outed... all so tiresome...

[@SarcofagoBlackThrash]

You got got taste in youtube channels as well. Keep up the awesome reviews man!

[@FlyingNinjaish]

We all appreciate seeing your stuff again, even if it's more of this short-form stuff to have a manageable production cycle than the multi-part video essays.

[@kinggaahljr7796]

Glad I watched it before it got took down, loved hearing that voice again

[@kraken5003]

you can still watch on odysee

[@SenorBigDong69]

@@kraken5003 yeah, but nobody is going to do that

[@thefallenfaith1986]

@@SenorBigDong69 If JayTube keeps pulling this bs, they will.

[@LevePalestinaKrossaSionismen]

@@SenorBigDong69 I do

[@kraken5003]

@@SenorBigDong69 ehh i do, it's your own damn fault if you don't

[@doko3000]

I managed to watch the full thing, it's a fantastic video. Your discourse is at the same time pertinent, clever and hilarious.

[@head_snapss7587]

When the world tried hitting him down, he attacked back

[@PaxIesus]

I know you didn't ask us for recommendations, but since you left, there have been two more insufferable "Life is Strange" games, and while I don't want to make you contemplate self-yeeting the mortal coil, your breakdown/teardown of the first one was one of the funniest things I've seen. Would love to see you tackle at LEAST one more in the franchise.

[@Saladrex999]

Your channel aint dead, it's on hold... lots of people just waiting for you chief... you even get the honorable mention every few EFAPs 🥂

[@skullthrower8904]

So true

[@joekewl7539]

Bro, my heart skipped a beat in excitement when I saw you uploaded. You are one of the funniest, CLEANEST editors on KZbin. Your content is pure platinum, and we'll keep supporting you along the way because quite simply, you are someone who rejects the bullshit for what it is.

[@anomalyinc3239]

yeah man it's been happening to all of us, paramount are rats censoring everyone critiquing their garbage hope you come back soon

[@darken2417]

Interesting seeing you here. I wonder do you watch MrBtongue too? We've been waiting FOUR YEARS for him to return.

[@anomalyinc3239]

@@glibfacsimile oh hey dude, yeah ive had to trim my reaction like 10 times at this point, its flagging like 5 second bits, and then 3 hours later its blocked on another claim, keep at it, dont let em win

[@anomalyinc3239]

@@darken2417 no i havent a clue who he is actually sorry

[@LitlBlackDragonNinja]

Because they are globalist pieces of trash cans.

[@Neo2266.]

Oh you guys still exist, I almost forgot

[@CorwinTheOneAndOnly]

It's not just you, Paramount has been slamming any Halo review that isn't overtly positive. You can really tell when something is written by adult children in 2 parts. 1) when it feels like it was written by children, and 2) when they throw a tantrum like children when you don't think their work is quality enough to purchase.

[@WhoLover]

Dad keeps bringing milk back, I'm scared

[@SoloGhosty9838]

Im so mad i didnt even get to see it yet too, saw there was a new one this morning but went to bed

[@Petulant_Marait]

Gotta love how Paramount is pulling everything they can from Netflix, and striking down any footage on YT, just to drive people to subscribe to their awful service.

[@charlessaint7926]

"Really powers my pecans." I'm going to find a way to insert that into regular conversations, because-that's just nuts! I'll leave.

[@LessThanKona]

God damn your editing is so clean.

[@JonathanQShrimpling]

This is why it's important to support your favorite artists on websites like Patreon, you know they aren't making shit om YT

[@jblakemore3782]

Legends never die, kid.

[@Auditer2009]

*"Only when I'm gone will the world realize I was right."* - E;R

[@RealUtterNonsense]

I can't believe a multi-billion dollar multinational would take down a video created by a struggling person of shadow.

[@paddythebartender3361]

So annoyed that I missed the original upload due to work hours. Keep up the good work.

[@floop5536]

I’m so sick and tired of gems ruining franchises that I like if only there was a final solution implemented in Minecraft

[@LevePalestinaKrossaSionismen]

And slowly, I began to hate them... The Elven Reich must be stopped o7

[@ASHtheSLUGCAT]

Damn E;R fans really are just a bunch of Nazis lol.

[@elizabeth5561]

But they just needed a reason to fuse.

[@RiylanCorma]

Then one day, for no reason at all...

[@frauleinhohenzollern]

It's all part of demoralization. They've been perfecting their craft (nation snatching) for centuries.

[@DannySmith-]

I'm glad we still get to watch it on another website! You make great content E;R sempai!

[@GoldenRiderAtreyu]

A shame Paramount hates you so much when you're doing more to get their show out there than they did to make it to begin with.

[@holf99]

I found out about it from his video and I was going to watch it too, but not any more

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

@@holf99 i legit heard about it that one time and yeah that's it, E;R suffering through them and explaining it back to us is way more entertaining

[@someguy53299]

* holds hand to paramount global's head * IT'S AFRAID!

[@LowKeyJaded]

It really has become difficult to produce certain types of content on KZbin because it’s gotten so censored and corporate.

[@thefallenfaith1986]

Thats very true. Hopefully Odysee can provide at least a bit of an alternative, and just maybe become a place where good content that would get censored on JayTube can find an audience.

[@stutterstep831]

We love your content and you are sorely missed, hope to see more, Godspeed

[@co.1157]

This isn't razorfist

[@bluelanternguardianangel8038]

They spent probably millions of dollars, worked hundreds of hours, spent all that time editing....... only for one man to come in and make a diss video and it becomes more popular than their work lmao

[@nigeltheoutlaw]

Making more money off the diss track than they got off their whole album.

[@Anon_Spartan]

This is the real reason. Didn't they have episode 1 for free on KZbin a week ago and it had barely 100k views?

[@SolarFlarehorse]

The budget was apparently 10 Mil per episode, in which case, holy fuck, how did some of the CG end up so goddamn bad if they had 10 Mil to fucking throw at it?

[@bluelanternguardianangel8038]

@@SolarFlarehorse probably spent 90% of that on crack and gender studies lol

[@OckhamAsylum]

@@SolarFlarehorse The magic of workplace inefficiencies that have been accepted as "just how we do things." For example, I'll bet you there were about 200 extraneous pairs of hands on deck for every shoot, 200 people who literally just don't justify the paycheck. Look into the amount of jobs in the world that are essentially just time-wasting for the sake of time-wasting, and yet we continue to hire people to fill said worthless positions. No idea why, just the pattern it seems. And fuck only KNOWS how many people they hired just to meet diversity quotas or make sure nobody can say they don't have enough X in the workplace. Sooner or later, with enough non-essential departments, contractors and horrific hiring practices, the money just bleeds away in a fog of oddly accepted crappy business planning.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

You know the great thing about actual good halo shows like halo legends. The people who made that show don't take down videos talking negatively about the show. In fact the whole anime is free on youtube. Trust me, if you like halo and want to forget about this dumpster fire of an adaption. Watch it instead.

[@MiauFrito]

Halo Legends is Pog

[@ODST_Parker]

Watching this before it gets the axe too. You've just given me more reasons to never watch that show or support them, even by pirating it.

[@anomalyinc3239]

Well well

[@ODST_Parker]

@@anomalyinc3239 Missed your video, sadly. Any place to watch it?

[@shinykasu2205]

Oh, how I've missed you E;R. Even if you only post one video a year, that is still one video I will put on repeat until the next comes out.

[@randomaccount1289]

Glad it got posted at all, hopefully the overlords don’t powertrip too much harder when you post next year

[@Fossillord]

I really hate myself for not watching your video earlier before it got removed. I’ll definitively jump on your videos right away when I see them in the future. We all love you and keep up the good work man.

[@Marrok48]

Don’t let them keep you down man, just another reason why I’m such a huge fan of sites that are competitive to KZbin.

[@gmonkman]

God damn it! At least I got to see it before it was pulled. Echoing the pinned comment: "Keep making content man. We all appreciate the way you structure your points and present interesting videos."

[@paulhornbuckle4945]

You and internet historian, probably the best content on youtube. Love it

[@arex531]

Can't wait for the inevitably Dark souls/elden ring series.

[@CalistheNick01]

Clap back, you can’t define a woman until she’s black and on the Supreme Court!

[@SimonHergott]

Neither can you if you're not a biologist, bigot!

[@extraordinarilybasic3250]

diddles for everyone

[@kiddynamite3984]

She's either part of the woke mob or afraid of them. Both reasons should disqualify her from the Supreme Court.

[@paklaselt2198]

If only based zion don could have put more pro Israel judges. 3 was not enough

[@imadrifter]

I'm pro-this comment

[@GranValor97]

Man I love your videos, rough start, not welcoming, but please don’t stop!!

[@jayem6677]

Missed you E:R. Hope to see more content from you again.

[@kirjian]

You're easily my favorite content creator. This isn't to put pressure on you, it's to relieve you of it. I'm more than happy to watch your old videos many times.

[@Heroicpirple]

But when the world needed him most

[@Acesahn]

he reuploaded but not really.

[@TheJudge1933]

But E;R, you can't quit just yet... Their's a still new Jordan Peele masterpeice coming out....

[@Cole._.Trainn]

I’m so glad I got to see the vid twice

[@spiderjerusalem6887]

it's been two full years, dad.

[@Nasmr1]

This is the avatar of videos because it keeps reincarnating

[@one8576]

Love that you are back, I randomly decided to check and there's "three days ago".

[@superpanda305]

You're literally my favorite content creator. I've watched all of your videos countless times. It's discouraging the way KZbin treats you, man, but keep your head up. I'll watch you no matter what platform you upload to. Keep up the great work!

[@kitcyat]

I binged that bong for you E;R, keep giving me the funny

[@juiceboy2961]

I saw it man. Was really good, made me laugh which I hadn’t at all today. Thank you.

[@NEHWind]

Love the Bomberman World track. Miss that game like crazy. Jun Chikuma always had such an interesting tone for those Bomberman games. It was good to hear from you again. Upload whenever, if ever. I'll always be there to listen.

[@CyberChud2077]

As a strong black transwoman who is disabled and a mother, I approve of this message.

[@kod593]

and I too who Identifies as all that.

[@D00dman]

As a man who identifies as a child for the purposes of being allowed in child-centric spaces, I too approve of this message.

[@yeschad1285]

Stunning and brave

[@imadrifter]

U r sO bRAaVe

[@FMK03]

and I identify as a table.

[@21stCenturyGuy]

This man truly ratioed Paramount and they got so salty that they took down the video. E;R sure knows how to piss off the right people lol

[@amienabled6665]

3 uploads in one week? And people say God doesn't exist 🙄

[@doltBmB]

It wouldn't be an E;R video if it didn't ruffle some feathers.

[@tegridyweed7863]

I need you to make me laugh again after episode 3... You're my only hope.

[@stevenbrule5285]

And now this 26 second video has 2.5k more likes than Halo, and it's only been up for 2 hours. Great stuff!

[@Oddthority]

When the world shat in his cereal, he shat back

[@Jack-iu2gl]

BROOOO finally we've missed you

[@DLDLDLDLDLDLD]

Best of luck dealing with the tiny-hats man, love your content.

[@frauleinhohenzollern]

Our mortal enemy.

[@kiddynamite3984]

Who decides on that hat in the middle of the desert with pale skin? It makes no sense.

[@frauleinhohenzollern]

@@kiddynamite3984 I was just thinking about that today! I was wondering how they came up with such a dumb hat design. A little round cap you put on your scalp... They also have the long curly hair on the sides of their heads. And the fact they use their mouths to clean circumcisions.... How did these people end up with so much power? Wtf.

[@gatorwarrior7557]

@@frauleinhohenzollern they do what with their mouths?

[@frauleinhohenzollern]

@@gatorwarrior7557 It's called oral suction circumcision. They use their mouths on babies' genitals.

[@jamesanderson3160]

The most based comment section on the platform lol……never change! Thanks for coming back E;R. We will miss you until you return (hopefully) one day!

[@jonathandozier5722]

Hey. Please don't joke about not uploading. This is the reason why you should. To spite those who would censor your words.

[@oystersoupkitchenfloorwaxm1457]

I just happened to rewatch a couple of your videos 2 or 3 weeks ago, last I saw them was since years. I swear sometimes things happen that cannot be a coincidence

[@TheRyaib]

Just saw the original yesterday. Hilarious how corporations go through so much effort to hide criticism in attempts to trick people into watching their garbage. It's like they spend all their effort on everything BUT making good content.

[@msgasmdc107]

Legit love your videos man, I hope you keep it up even with the issues

[@TheFemboyConnoisseur]

Omg he’s back 😳😳😳😳

[@helldrake77777]

I am glad I managed to catch the original video and watch it in its entirety, to boost it in the algorythm. Also glad to have you back bud, keep it up!

[@Lukdnuke_Narson]

Ok

[@Icetea-2000]

Now it’s back up again, what a tease E;R senpai is being

[@matthewharter6134]

When the world needed him most, he never uploaded again.

[@Acesahn]

But then did upload again, but not really. Then again but more of a way to complain why he doesn't like uploading in the first place.

[@0That_Guy0]

So sorry to hear that man. Enjoyed both uploads immensly, and really hoped that the 2nd would be able to stay up. Better luck next time I guess, and looking forward to your next awesome upload!!

[@ZaLewdWarudo]

Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. Back to regularly scheduled programming.

[@Acesahn]

He could be a alt tech celebrity and bring his audience over but... this guys still using Patreon lol.

[@Wukiee]

If only they had placed a fraction of this pressure on the writing team ...

[@ThisDonut]

Am I tripping? I swore I saw E;R's Halo video on his channel yesterday, like it got re-instated, but now its gone again? Can anyone confirm?

[@ThisDonut]

@@Minecraft_at_Night fucking knew it. bastards

[@noneyabidnes4726]

Everything else aside, that track you picked for the video is straight fire

[@elizabeth5561]

"See you if I see you" Me: some say E;R had abandoned KZbin, and that we won't hear any funny jokes about bad movies. But I haven't lost hope. I still believe E;R will return and enlighten us all.

[@lingricen8077]

Why did you type ‘Me:’? Seriously, what is the point? You…you have a username, its above your comment, people can see its you making the comment… Bloody hell, zoomers are so dumb…

[@pheonixshaman]

I prefer "E;R will return and name them all."

[@Jim-pq9pm]

Look at those views though, 1/3 of your subscribers came to watch after over a year with no uploads. People love your content.

[@belzaboul]

it's fucking gone already

[@CataclysmDM]

I like your videos so much I will actually go to one of these other sketchy-ass virus riddled hosting sites just to watch this.

[@jakefrost7404]

*_Missed you, E;R._* *_Did you finally find those cigarettes you said you were going out for?_*

[@nameless7699]

All I needed to see was these 20 seconds and you caught yourself a new sub. The most honest and truthful always the most censored