Just what Halo needed, an even MORE unstable Warthog. This one might actually move faster rolling sideways than driving forward.
@Dargonhuman4 жыл бұрын
You might actually be right.
@Vulpine_Cloaker3 жыл бұрын
Aight, imma test that when I can.
@bekkayya4 жыл бұрын
ol' unreliable. The pioneers used to ride these babies for feet.
@markmcgehee38644 жыл бұрын
It also saved/doomed a colony by destroying/helping a bunch of corporate asshats
@josephuu89454 жыл бұрын
oh its even better than the thumbnail suggested.
@Sora6238984 жыл бұрын
Might be faster to just blunderbuss it all the way rather than drive it...
@arctic6764 жыл бұрын
Just don't calculate fall damage and you might be able to do this.
@tellhimimeating91414 жыл бұрын
yeah but in halo1 if you fall for like 2 or 3 seconds you're autokilled
@thehotdogman93174 жыл бұрын
It does too much damage to you though
@Matt-pm5py4 жыл бұрын
4:48 he transforms into an elite
@cpt.awesome72814 жыл бұрын
*"AAAAAAH! WUBWUBWUBWUB!"*
@Comando52Colton4 жыл бұрын
7:20 is better imo.
@everythingsalright11214 жыл бұрын
kinky
@baileybailey68084 жыл бұрын
Comando52Colton when elites get mad and pull out the energy sword
@Comando52Colton4 жыл бұрын
@@baileybailey6808 exactly
@fenfrostpaws20004 жыл бұрын
"Here we-" *Premature reactor detonation* For some reason I found it funnier than it probably is XD
@danielbob26284 жыл бұрын
Aw man, I hate premature reactor detonation.
@kolbyvandyken49054 жыл бұрын
@@danielbob2628 same
@danielbob26284 жыл бұрын
@@kolbyvandyken4905 It's a big problem, and a lot of ships have it.
@Dargonhuman4 жыл бұрын
@@danielbob2628 Do you or someone you know suffer from premature reactor detonation? Talk to you doctor about Halosis, the new one a day pill that goes right to the problem and stops wildcat destabilization of the fusion core that can lead to premature detonation. Halosis, by prescription only. (side effect may include unstable slipstream entry, halitosis, dermatitis, Flood spore infection, pursuit by Covenant fleets, plasma burns, only speaking in riddles, headache, backache, betrayal, shooting yourself in the foot, being stuck in lightish red armor, binge watching reality TV, growth of a second head, speaking only in reverse Sangheili, nausea, vomiting and, in rare cases, death. Consult your doctor before taking Halosis. If you are allergic to Halosis or any of its ingredients, do not take Halosis and report any allergic reactions to your doctor immediately.)
@darthalvarez20464 жыл бұрын
Halo: Cursed Edition makes Halo: Combat Evolved actually more difficult and more fun without making the enemies bullet sponges that deal a ton of damage. I like it.
@addo41644 жыл бұрын
I love how this episode was 90%: *Warthog flips* "Noooooo, aaargh!"
@matth.43204 жыл бұрын
More like a *wildcat* *destabilization* of the Front wheel drive function
@Blargthehandsome4 жыл бұрын
we need a 2 wheeler, 2 *THICC* wheels and speed shall turn the warthog into a mini tank motorbike.
@lorenrealname13264 жыл бұрын
The wheels could be out to either side instead of front and back!
@sovelissfiremane4 жыл бұрын
Me: *about to play Reach to get back to grinding for that Emile helmet* Joeman: *uploads this video* Me: "dammit, gotta wait another ten minutes.."
@m4stermind284 жыл бұрын
I thought you meant Jeremy Clarkson was driving a three wheeled warthog
@mos44344 жыл бұрын
"And on that bombshell, Halo was destroyed"
@balotelli55724 жыл бұрын
GOODNIGHT
@TaintedNimbus4 жыл бұрын
And on that terrible disappointment...For the Covenant, it's time to end.
@fromthefire41764 жыл бұрын
My favorite episode was the one where they drive across halo, and Jeremy disabled the rear hover on Hammond’s ghost so it just dragged on the ground.
@nillabeany4 жыл бұрын
@@fromthefire4176 And, of course, Captain Slow decided to drive the elephant.
@andersondipnarine82444 жыл бұрын
can't wait for the mini one ur going to have fun
@Dargonhuman4 жыл бұрын
He's going to have fun? I'm going to be laughing my butt off for that run.
@jacplac974 жыл бұрын
Quick summary of the entire video: It flipped. AGAIN!
@HealedCoyote9974 жыл бұрын
That feeling when you can only make caveman noises
@nemonobody62324 жыл бұрын
With this decrepit level of technology, the only noises the creators of this vehicle could have made were likely only caveman noises
Just when you thought the series ended you dropped another banger.
@yaboihanz76584 жыл бұрын
He actually completed the challenge the creator mentioned in his video
@WoodlandFops4 жыл бұрын
No he didn't. The creator mentioned doing the whole thing without rolling a single time
@skulleeman4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he'd need to stop gunning it on all the jumps if he wanted a realistic chance of actually completing the challenge.
@ArtyTheBasedGod4 жыл бұрын
@@skulleeman the trick is to slow down because the front is super heavy so when you make the big jump in the end you have to basically come to a full stop by the barrels to make it
@Zorro91294 жыл бұрын
Also when turning you need to keep it slow and keep the angular momentum on the back wheels.
@_JayRamsey_4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so loudly when you *blundered* into death w/ 17secs on the clock, after so much work.
@ZSTE4 жыл бұрын
Just want to say that I like your style of editing, not too absurd and over the top, but still greatest hits.
@vivirboca4 жыл бұрын
I’m at work, I’m hiding so I can watch this episode
@justintheegrey4 жыл бұрын
JR SmileyFace Manager: “Scoot Over, I Wanna Watch Too”
@vivirboca4 жыл бұрын
J. A. 😂😂😆😆😆😆
@corvovincion83404 жыл бұрын
Not gona lie watching this was stressful to have the clock burning so much with how much this warthog rolls
@TheGlamourNazi4 жыл бұрын
This is the most triumphant the warthog Run Version of the theme has ever seemed
@MatthewJemilo4 жыл бұрын
That looked like an absolute nightmare that I want you to repeat with other vehicles
@yannisbaum13194 жыл бұрын
loving the slow flips when it looks like it´s fine for a moment but then still flips over very slowly
@atomsorcerer83564 жыл бұрын
Blunderjumping is one of the best things to ever be added to Halo- It ought to be a staple.
@Nick-qx7ln4 жыл бұрын
The Pillar of Autumn using the grenade party noise when it explodes is the most apt representation of this entire mod.
@Itsyaboibaby4 жыл бұрын
I just want to see the Hoglet do this
@infamoushacker4chan8834 жыл бұрын
Hoglet is basically easy mode. It's fast, agile and flips back super fast if you do capsize it.
@scatchel17034 жыл бұрын
“Here we-“ *explosion*
@seifeir69514 жыл бұрын
Honestly you could make the run faster on foot using a shotgun than with that... thing
@MClarkson214 жыл бұрын
This series is legit one of the best things I’ve watched, the mods are so funny lol
@ethanshoop38484 жыл бұрын
I was there when he was only at 824 subs, these videos are really fun to watch and I'm glad that your videos are being recommended
@Stevo99994 жыл бұрын
I'm really glad this content exists. You've made my sick days a lot more enjoyable Thank you
@Delimon0074 жыл бұрын
"don't shoot me please, sir, sir" lol that's gonna get him to stop trying to smash your face in XD
@Bbobsillypants4 жыл бұрын
1:40 in the tophear episode episode he is redrencing, the showmakers actually weighted the car to make it significantly more prone to flipping.
@jordananderson27284 жыл бұрын
I can see that being Jezza's idea.
@retroicdescent4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading this man. Now all who tried to do the final run the in 3 wheeler hog can have our pain and frustration shown for all to see, and laugh at. Absolutely amazing that you covered this mod, thank you!
@sarkhan_guy4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this mental image of Clarkson driving a warthog before quoting the Red vs. Blue meme to May and Hammond. And, great videos dude! Very entertaining.
@starcraftflyer174 жыл бұрын
It's like the Reliant Robin all over again. The Top Gear episode is freaking hilarious. Bring some oxygen
@swisshers93664 жыл бұрын
It would be cool if they made this a playable experience in the new Halo
@mrdiegop84 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I Just saw your videos yesterday having 9k subs, and now you are at 10k. Congratulations man.
@snipeyboi59344 жыл бұрын
Just a week ago your cursed halo part 2 came out, and I had watched it when it was at around a one thousand views. It’s a week later and that video is at three hundred, thousand views now and you have over ten thousand subs. It’s great to see that many others love your channel too! Keep up these great videos man and i hope your channel keeps growing!
@ProjectDarkour4 жыл бұрын
All the hype surrounding halo right now these awesome videos could not have been more well timed. Loving the series by the way 😁
@spykiller1294 жыл бұрын
Lol I’ve never enjoyed watching halo ce campaign runs till i started watching your videos. Thank you! Keep em coming!
@orbitalvagabond73714 жыл бұрын
Top Gear actually modified their Reliant Robin to be much more unstable. Normally it wouldn't flip like it did in the show.
@sneakysoviet94 жыл бұрын
I remember that the creator challenged people to make a video of them doing the Warthog Run with the Reliant Warthog without ever tipping it over. Watching this, that'd have to be a speed controlled, anxiety filled hell.
@SeporiBowi4 жыл бұрын
I screamed so loud at the blunderbuss death. That was so close.
@blind1337nedm4 жыл бұрын
nice to see oldschool halo make a comeback. thank you so much for all of this dude.
@donaldhobson90274 жыл бұрын
This is the most stressful warthog run I've ever watched.
@bobnib23284 жыл бұрын
These videos are awesome and I can't wait until this guy becomes a bigger Channel
@user-mi9ro2tr5m4 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe, what do you think about the almost 10k subscribers you got on the last week?
@joeman5434 жыл бұрын
It's incredible and terrifying. 8 days and 45 minutes ago I was at 200 and had been for years.
@dropz2854 жыл бұрын
@@joeman543 my man going somewhere with KZbin :,)
@jordananderson27284 жыл бұрын
@@joeman543 You're funny and you make it enjoyable. I'm glad I hit sub.
@nates95364 жыл бұрын
@@joeman543 You have been blessed by the merciful algorithm
@epicwolf64864 жыл бұрын
@@joeman543 from what I've seen, it usually takes one good series, or one really good video, to make a channel big. I think that you sir, have just released that one good series. Or at least, the start of your massive growth.
@Smokecall4 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect this episode but I'm glad you took the time to put this one together for us
@xlLEWISlx4 жыл бұрын
Out of all the 6 Halo games that allow you to drive a Warthog i don't think I've ever rolled one as many times as you did in this vid
@Indi.go14 жыл бұрын
I know this series is supposed to be cursed, but to be honest with you I feel pretty blessed. 10/10 If you read this you are now cursed, good job.
@No-Me34 жыл бұрын
Clarkson actually admitted that they set up the rolls for the episode and it was all intentional. Was still funny as hell.
@VimyGlide4 жыл бұрын
in awe at the gall of this lad *ABSOLUTE UNIT*
@ksnumidium91684 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure when they announced this mod they challenged players to do the warthog run at the end with this vehicle. Nicely done dude!
@dropz2854 жыл бұрын
As soon as the warthog flipped I was crying I already knew the despair that was going to happen the whole run. The amount of low energy that hints how burned out you are I am crying.
@rd_ctrlr53114 жыл бұрын
This should be a CE speedrun category. Reliant on Legendary The Maw. Top time: 16 hours.
@TedTheHobbyist4 жыл бұрын
New drinking game. Take a shot whenever Joe gets kicked out of the Warthog after tipping over
@BioDjango4 жыл бұрын
I just watched you're cursed halo series and man you got my sub
@Kaleby3194 жыл бұрын
Watched the entire series! You’re blowing up man! I watched your sub count earlier today and now you’ve gain 900 subs! Good job looking forward to your videos!!
@Beans-r6d4 жыл бұрын
Halo is making a comeback! This is amazing!!!
@yeeterman35484 жыл бұрын
God I love these chill ass vids
@danielbedrossian59864 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see Chif rides the shutle-Robin relient as he escapes in the cinematik part.
@crocidile904 жыл бұрын
You did it, you absolute MADLAD you actually did it.
@SPastaL4 жыл бұрын
The Cleveland bathtub gag of vehicles
@lucelenthawk35434 жыл бұрын
U were just at 200 subs when I subbed and I am so happy to see ur channel grow
@groundwalker194 жыл бұрын
You're a natural content creator. Subbed
@moebro384 жыл бұрын
You should play the Malkavian mod for Deus Ex. It's pretty cursed
@viracocha60934 жыл бұрын
WE ARE 100% BLACK
@ouroboros74664 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah he should
@retroicdescent4 жыл бұрын
Most definitely.
@nerdherd18194 жыл бұрын
That sounds like multiple levels of terrifying.
@goober68314 жыл бұрын
What a nice conclsuion,excited for new vids
@joblessalex4 жыл бұрын
This thing drives worse than my 3 wheel car. I approve.
@MrDibbin4 жыл бұрын
"Reliant Warthog" fantastic
@dienand_4 жыл бұрын
5:54 It was at this moment Master Chief knew, three wheels are a bad choice.
@Lofi.z344 жыл бұрын
This is a new community time attack challenge. The best time with just the 3 wheel hog. Also, you gotta try the baby hog! I wanna see it!
@Lofi.z344 жыл бұрын
lol, "Here we -" BLAM
@leftfieldrebel9504 жыл бұрын
i'm glad you came back to show it... i though it looked cool... i was wrong
@sloapmonkey1234 жыл бұрын
Hey analyse what made this video series successful and do more of that. Excited to see your channel grow!
@richardquinto4774 жыл бұрын
this would just Piss me off so much I'd rage quit after flipping that thing 100 times over
@musicispixelstherapy4 жыл бұрын
4:15 just the way he said no no no no no reminds me of the family guy clip where Cleveland falls from the house In a tub
@averagetoilet55324 жыл бұрын
The maker of the mod actually challenged people to do the run without rolling the warthog.
@thevictorangel4 жыл бұрын
clearly this is the way Halo was made to be played.
@compactracerboi47354 жыл бұрын
Clarkson can feel your pain
@Dondlo464 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking by feet and you only have 10 seconds
@Slimurgical4 жыл бұрын
Screw speedrunning, I want to see someone beat the warthog hug without being kicked out of the trikehog by flipping it.
@PosthumanHeresy4 жыл бұрын
Top Gear + Halo. Truly cursed.
@iiAcerr4 жыл бұрын
2k more subs than yesterday. Keep up the good work 👍
@nunyobidness9934 жыл бұрын
Congrats on your youtube career explosion
@bebopbobby4 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain
@Zorro91294 жыл бұрын
Nice, trying all the vehicles!
@georgewilliams22684 жыл бұрын
The absolute mad lad he did it
@russellboyce83044 жыл бұрын
This hurt to watch but I couldn't look away.
@electrohalo87984 жыл бұрын
Our demands have been met
@rustman4204 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen, we are viewing a legend
@tramachi70274 жыл бұрын
TopGear reliant Robin flashbacks xD
@tranz2deep4 жыл бұрын
While the Robin Reliant *_IS_* bad, Clarkson had to roll that thing as many times as he did on purpose. Look, we all know that his piece on the Reliant on Top Gear inspired the Relianterrible, and I have to heap great praise on Cursed Edition to portray it all this well.
@Yeno74 жыл бұрын
Clarkson would very proud of you :D
@lucywucyyy4 жыл бұрын
this was a fun seires, congratulations on getting so many views kurtjmac
@DAG4ROSH4 жыл бұрын
And here it is... the reliant hog
@howdo83424 жыл бұрын
You could jump on the pelican before it crashes and unlock another way to complete level. This may make it easier, only hard part is jumping on pelican and not to your death