Halo Dubs: The Movie [H2A Full]

Watch the full adventures of the Master Chief, Shinyface and friends as they attempt to stop a madman hellbent on inserting the sacred buttplug into the holy ring.
- Starring -
Matt O'Brien
Austin Rearden
Nina Larock
Stephen Hancock
Boogie2988 (Audio Clips)
Patrick Warburton (Audio Clips)
- Series Edited By -
Teh Spearhead
- Halo 2 Story Written By -
Joe Staten
- Halo Dubs Story Written By -
Teh Spearhead
Matt O'Brien
Austin Rearden
- Sound Effects Used From -
Video CoPilot
Freesound.org
KZbin
Halo
- Cinematics Captured From -
Halo 2 Anniversary
- Cinematics Created By -
Blur Studios
343 Industries
- Halo Dubs Logo Created By -
Kenneth "Spartacat" Wunpheng
- Assistant Audio/Video Editor -
Stephen Hancock
- Original Soundtrack Composed By -
Martin O'Donnell & Michael Salvatori
- Remastered Soundtrack Composed By -
Paul Lipson & Misha Mansoor
- Software Used -
Adobe Audition
Adobe Photoshop
Adobe After Effects
Sony Vegas 11
Game Capture HD60
Audacity
Goldwave
Handbrake
- Special Thanks To -
Everyone involved in the creation of this show, I could not have completed it without your help.
Other Content:
● The Lives Of:
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● Halo Dubs:
bit.ly/2bPCTFp
● Shorts:
bit.ly/2czDr5a
Disclaimer:
This video was created using assets from the Halo franchise by the Microsoft Corporation, it is not endorsed by or affiliated with Microsoft.

[@lydeart]

"This is fleet Admiral Harper. Im about to engage!" "Screw your stupid marriage proposal, we're about to get attacked." Easily one of the best lines

[@nickoxe3288]

what the fuck he said it exactly as i read your comment word for word

[@TheActMan]

Absolutely love this series, excited to watch it again!

[@jtalbert78]

O_O HI!!!!!! love your channel!!!!

[@Nova-rn5iy]

Oh hi act man

[@bezerkskull4213]

The Act Man its u tell 343 do a beta job

[@TheHeroBleeder]

Act Man, I've been laughing so hard I'm crying.

[@ironspirit1176]

The Act Man lol

[@phd9335]

"This bomb has enough firepower to level a small African city." Oof rip new mombasa

[@huntergman8338]

And nothing of value was lost. Heheheh.

[@angrybox146]

Yolo no way

[@madness0169]

@@huntergman8338 the space elevator collapsed and a good majority of the city was obliterated... Wym? 😂

[@huntergman8338]

@@madness0169 Maybe. Realistically, if it was, it would have to be made by women that actually gave a shit about it, unlike the women that made that bridge. Ideologies, like DNA, they can control far more things then one realizes.

[@allenenverzo151]

PHD9 sisoxoxoxos Oozoaoawisisksksk Sllssoososls Aosososososso Aosososoksososlalsoa

[@DrPhil-hz4up]

“This guy is using freedom of speech to undermine our religion.” Holy shit. That actually makes sense.

[@aussiedevil3418]

Omg it’s dr. Phil on a the spearhead video

[@Babygreen31]

You like halo?

[@AJ84291]

did it not? xD

[@myles3856]

😂

[@gretchenwieners8616]

@@myles3856 You too

[@Syphious64]

"No, The bank is closed" "Soon the tax man's-a-comin, But when he does all of your possessions are gonna be taken, And nothing will be left behind" Rip

[@Dragzerg77]

"Truth help me" "no" Lost it

[@fangee704]

Me 2

[@coolusername981]

Aww what a cute puppy Don't just stand there you turd do something!

[@demondefiant6346]

343 likes lol

[@darkboltproductions1352]

Now there is no reason to activate the rings

[@alduinfr]

"and again, i told you i'm straight!"

[@meowsandstuff]

It's funny when you realise Johnson is 78 years old at the time of Halo 3.

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

Same is Samuel L Jackson and still looking as bad ass as 20 years ago.

[@activatehalo7763]

He's actually 70. And alot of those years are from cyro sleep.

[@xRandomCityx]

@@activatehalo7763 hes approximately 78

[@xRandomCityx]

M8

[@doctorfives]

Jesus.

[@T.TheGiant]

"Split them up the black one was looking at the white girl with hunger in his eyes" XD

[@awyeah2972]

6 9 l i k e s

[@awyeah2972]

n i c e

[@captainjackpugh6050]

If two people liked piss bucket’s second comment then his first comment would have 6 likes while the second one would have 9. 6 9

[@captainjackpugh6050]

We did it boys

[@IsraelCountryCube]

@@captainjackpugh6050 BRUH!!!!!

[@stormreach1234]

You know, Chief screaming while riding the bomb down is probably what I would be doing, at least before I passed out, in that situation.

[@Wyck1349]

Honestly I would be sh*tting my pants

[@coenisgreat]

"Sir, baiting a sequel" Reminds me of a flash animation on newgrounds where the line was changed to; "Sir... Causing a pointless cliffhanger that will result in MILLIONS buying halo 3 upon its release! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

[@Neincircles]

Ah, I remember that flash animation so vividly now. You've unlocked some memories I never thought I'd remember.

[@carbodude5414]

Which Newgrounds animation was that?

[@davidcortez7318]

This should be a skull

[@OfficalSlimeLich]

David Cortez that’s what i was thinking

[@linda-0583]

IWHBYD

[@h410-pr0]

YES HALO 6 TAKE NOTES!!!

[@impastanoodle3887]

David Cortez I can’t tell you how much I agree with you

[@water4204]

*HALO INFINITE. AWAAAAAAAY*

[@cheekybum1513]

“What if you miss?” “Cortana, I have no idea” Should be the actual line for real

[@sabregaming120]

Damn the profile pic😂😂

[@luisf2793]

I would have replied with. "I don't even know how to steer."

[@kiboba3674]

He reminds us all of Caboose….. Maybe he is Caboose or Caboose’s brother or his Dad

[@trystonantonivich2559]

LOL

[@astro1438]

“I think the building that the scarab walked through was a orphanage...”-Master Chief 2016

[@nobleregret5314]

2565

[@tausiftaha12]

@@nobleregret5314 2552*

[@gokuthatmadethebeat]

2552

[@courdell7426]

2014* actually because that's when this was originally made

[@glowaru]

God damn, whoever voiced Lord Hood is so close to perfection I wasn't sure at first whether those were actual lines by Ron Pearlman or not.

[@BrainMeltGaming]

I always forget ron voiced him

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

War...war never changes

[@monoblitz1492]

“When will you return my love? We were meant to BE TOGETHER shinyface!”

[@huntergman8338]

There needs to be a skull or something that changes the dialog in the games to something like this.

[@huntergman8338]

@Toxic Gaming Given that MCC is coming to PC, I could see a mod happen.

[@huntergman8338]

idea, if the steam workshop is used, I could see modded skulls being a thing.

[@CanadianCat64]

yall ever heard of the "i would have been your daddy" skull

[@twinodoom]

IWHBYD ain't got nuthin on this.

[@michealjackson9697]

And you need to find all the skulls in halo 1,2,3 and you unlock it

[@metric353]

Who feels that the arbiter should have asked "What's the safe word?" When getting electrocuted

[@purpleemerald5299]

Metric Puppy And then they should have replaced Tartarus’ “Are you sure?” with “There is none.” XD

[@comicsansstudio7449]

The gravemind should have said "Ara ara" when he grabbed Cheif with his tentacle. This would have been so much better if they had made gravemind a hentai monster as a joke.

[@fivefour5619]

@@comicsansstudio7449 i disagree

[@bene5805]

"A man shouldn't wage war on an empty stomach." is such an iconic quote.

[@m0onwatcher5419]

You missed the Chance to call it Halo Dubs: The Fresh prince of Thel-Air

[@TyrinsClips]

That would be... amazing.

[@QuesoObsesso]

It would be, but unfortunately not everyone knows arbiters name is thel vadam. The majority of normal players I've met genuinely think his name is arbiter...cause they stupid

[@thehaloscrolls391]

“The covenant is going to activate halo” *”no”* I don’t know wether he’s actually being sarcastic because that’s what they always try to do or if it’s a soldier situation where he’s being 100% serious, and I love it

[@allbottledup9513]

22:51 I love the idea of Johnson smoking a cigar while relaxing to Bob Marley, minutes before dropping into an alien infested death zone.

[@Ven9991]

Ginger Returns that wasn’t no cigar he was smoking..

[@stevenbraswell2236]

I thought this was cannon already

[@dxtyjyftghj5094]

that was a big boy blunt fam

[@madness0169]

"Dank shit! Want some, Chief?"

[@allbottledup9513]

Madness 01 “Dude, you see the crazy shit we’re about to do? Fuck yes, pass it.”

[@azucenaperez6747]

What is Master cheif's darkest secret? he watches teletubies

[@thegamingchef9619]

😂

[@truexenith8596]

+There are no answers *_R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E_*

[@JSoEff05]

it makes me mad how mispelled Chief

[@truexenith8596]

+Joseph Innualuk It’s on purpose, not misspelled.

[@CPHannigan]

Y0-FAC3 You mean Master Chef?

[@Warden_Vtel]

"Why was I the only one speaking Sangheili? It makes no goddamn sense!" words of truth

[@MidnightGamingAllGaming]

29:43 “Hurr Durr let’s fly backwards”

[@lolololfoo3775]

Kat driving me off a cliff

[@javelinf61]

Actually, thinking about it. The key (or the sacred icon) looks like a wifi signal. A WIFI ICON-

[@thewretchedpleb7484]

Sacred Wificon?

[@fangee704]

Nah it looks like a dildo

[@tausiftaha12]

@@fangee704 HMMMMMM

[@myles3856]

@@fangee704 😏😏

[@senatorstevenarmstrong6703]

What if that….exists?

[@dylancuro]

I've only just realised that when the scarab destroys the pelicans, the guy who voices the Sangheili who 'froze his nuts off' yells his final, wonderful line

[@coldbeatz3918]

Link the time

[@sodium7127]

@@coldbeatz3918 i think it's around 12:18 ish

[@UberNick]

I'm crying, this is one of the funniest halo videos I have ever watched, the bomb segment at 9:00 killed me

[@willowquinn5108]

I loved the part with the scarab at 12:08

[@TheHeroBleeder]

UberNick I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

[@cecil646]

UberNick Hey ubernick

[@macdt95]

I loved 2:17 BILLY!

[@slaveigh4585]

Hey look 117 likes

[@buraki7]

Mercy: why didn't you at least bring back some snacks from your holiday Billy?!

[@ConeLordDaytona]

Shinyface: "I don't know. Oh, here's some copyright infringement."

[@jamescooke1645]

Billy’s my name so when I heard that line I pissed myself laughing.

[@imahorriblepersonwithhorri6948]

@@jamescooke1645 billy

[@silentshadow1429]

@@jamescooke1645 your name is james cooke

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

​@@jamescooke1645Why do people always think someone is talking to them just cause they heard their name

[@odenh6471]

"This isn't just a totes badass wallpaper" I died

[@marsar1775]

Hey coward

[@draconon7072]

Hi coward

[@marsar1775]

@@draconon7072 oh its you

[@draconon7072]

Serpy the Serpent Indeed

[@draconon7072]

The “coward” was directed to Cosmo, don’t worry

[@dergenmusic2081]

6:00 “Your chipotle should be ready in about 30 seconds sir” “Then much like my sex life, we’re gonna have to make this quick” 😂😂😂

[@nekoprankster2184]

29:42 For those of you too lazy to spend an hour pausing and rewinding to catch that bit of text, it says, "Hurr durr, lets fly backwards." Because the Phantom is in fact backwards.

[@gerald8164]

Neko Prank ty man you are a champ

[@thelvadam2180]

Neko Prank it was worth spending 20 minutes trying to pause it at the right moment

[@Kalina47]

Neko Prank I got it on my third try.

[@t-dawg5265]

How is it lazy?

[@cwfooey3417]

Slade Wilson the Mercenary because you didn't want to spend that time rewinding

[@charlesbunnell6176]

Mercy: TRUTH, HELP ME!!!!! Truth: ...no

[@TheCitedAviator]

All these voices sound like voice actors from family guy

[@ohfr6049]

I can see arbiter and tartus but not every body else

[@Alagska]

Alternate_Parallaxis Stevie peter and Brian were all voiced by the creator of family guy himself

[@myles3856]

@@h410-pr0 yul

[@drew7026]

This masterpiece follows the story better than Paramount's show

[@clumsyninja8825]

23:23 I never realised I needed this until now

[@tomwilson1487]

So The Arbiter is Joe and Tartarus is Cleveland... Nice

[@WerrinLotsuvhats]

Ron guilty spark was Patrick Stewart. Lol

[@BushBumperBaker]

Ron Except written better. Family Guy is cancer.

[@rileynybeck3024]

Ron kill ben

[@theconeezeanemperor1619]

How is Family Guy Cancer?

[@loganwalker1023]

Rick C-137 YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO B KNOW FAMILY GUY GO BACK TO R&M WHERE YOU BELONG

[@willowquinn5108]

This is a story all about how... My life got flip turned upside down.

[@thejamman4070]

Canada Is Better the halo dubs of bell-end.

[@williamalvarez3844]

just realized the scarab was boogie2988 in his mountain dew video

[@081chaz]

REDghost1212 -halo 5 and more Error 37? What fuck is error thirty se-

[@Arai_117]

REDghost1212 -halo 5 and more hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@KarpetBurn]

I thought it was a reference to fucking Syndrome from Incredibles. When he got in the big 4 legged tank thing (Similar to the Scarab).

[@KingGrim42]

Ikr

[@ritardand013]

ERROR 37!? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE OTHER 36!?

[@ajflink]

"How do you speak English?" That is a legitimate question.

[@drivernephi2212]

They actually don't. The humans have neural interfaces that among other things, automatically translate Covenant speech, depending on the language. Noble Six didn't have that certain module installed at all, by Halo CE John-117 only understood grunts, elites and brutes came in the next game. In the expanded lore there is a mention of a high-ranking grunt in the Covenant because he managed to learn several human languages and translate them.

[@4realm8rusirius]

@@drivernephi2212 And in the halo wars timeline event log it does state that a group of elites and grunts studied the human languages so a big chunk of them do understand what humans are speaking without the use of translators.Humans did the same to the Covenant species' languages.

[@chasp9369]

20:20 he almost broke character

[@gre3neclips3]

"Son of a bitch! Truth, help me!" "No." "Come back here, you little turd!" Lmao 😂

[@jordanc.9694]

Did anyone notice that Tartarus sounds like Cleveland

[@timer3770]

Arbiter sounds like Joe

[@theblackswordsman3612]

@@timer3770 hi Peter

[@michelmanno8244]

Next thing you know Cortana sounds like Lois

[@mwhitby6842]

Redhead Redemption

[@mwhitby6842]

he does

[@MasterChief-il4jd]

I love the Scottish oracle

[@anameorsomething894]

2401 Penatant Tangent or however you spell it.

[@troppie7823]

King_Rathalos the little butt plug

[@user-ni2ep1yv7v]

That’s far froM Scottish, English more like. I am Scottish

[@lambdaweaponscache5394]

I want it to be canon so badly 😂

[@Archerdon88]

@@user-ni2ep1yv7v bullshit, you are absolutely not Scottish if you think the oracle at 33:30 is English 😂

[@SchneeflockeMonsoon]

Truth was awesome. Hearing him say: “Kay Look.” And “No.” was spectacular.

[@starchild3215]

"Are you serious bro, like seriously serious? This is totes uncool" my personal favorite dialogue from him 😄😄

[@nitro1365]

9:52 to 10:29 rare audio footage of an ODST during first drop from orbit

[@jaenoma3839]

Still a better story than halo 5

[@thejamman4070]

Jackson A I’ve seen pornos with better plots than Halo 5.

[@wilburforce8046]

Doombringer069 that’s saying a lot

[@scentOfish22]

Everything is better than halo 5

[@joenuts8312]

Bastian Kelders Except Twilight

[@renthm6675]

Warhammer 40k has better story than Halo 5.... Or any Halo for that matter

[@epochal1]

20:20 you can hear the voice actor for Rtas laughing after he said "big, muscular arms"

[@adamerickson7605]

"I'll make you happy with my hologram mouth."

[@alexbaker1569]

Hmmmmmmmm

[@alexbaker1569]

Hmmmmmmm

[@deqnq1705]

Blowjob lmao

[@isaacrossgaming-ayoshifan4037]

God Emperor Of Mankind oh you mean with 100 different smiles

[@LTDragoonIII]

When the mcc comes to PC I better see a mod replacing all the voices by you guys

[@ManduckYT]

GET TO WORK MODDERS

[@Thurmanator7]

36:11 cracks me up how serious he says it XD

[@stevenshelp1107]

"it appears your Chipotle has been burned. " 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thejamman4070]

Steven Shelp this isn’t right! A man shouldn’t have to fight on an empty stomach!

[@theprepaintedcanvis3452]

@@thejamman4070 sir, we have additional contacts they are going to take us from behind.

[@thejamman4070]

The formal Enderman those diabolical sons of bitches!

[@Kenneth_A_H]

are you even a marine? ...cosplayer lol XD

[@Kalina47]

Shadowstorm Vash “Goddamnit!”

[@IsraelCountryCube]

ЩР ТШППФ НЩН ПФН!

[@tix2260]

I think that he is also generic marine 2

[@myles3856]

😂

[@Hans-hy5jp]

9:58 when you running through the part with the jackle snipers on legendary

[@metalballs1004]

too fuckin relatable i wish i could pin this

[@swolie]

Master Chief screaming for his life is some of the funniest thing.

[@B1-6911]

12:12 when the covenant run out of mountain dew

[@Halixar]

The fact that the Scarab is saying it kills me XD

[@LulSpazzout916]

@@Halixar fr 😂😂😂

[@francesco1998]

One minute and three seconds in and it's 10000x better than H5's campaign.

[@thejamman4070]

Francesco literally anything is better than H5’s story. The Last Jedi comes close though.

[@madness0169]

*Halo 5: Guardians* was amazing!

[@dogwithplasticwheels5476]

@@madness0169 Heretic, who has taught you these lies?

[@madness0169]

@@dogwithplasticwheels5476 343 Industries told me this truth. If anyone should be a heretic, it's you. *Halo 5: Guardians* is a part of the storyline. And thus, it needs a good amount of respect.

[@hircine9919]

@@madness0169 it deserves to be shit on tbh

[@almicc]

11:20 is the best dub in this entire thing

[@cooldude7838]

Almic yeah your right looks just like it

[@TakeTheJurny]

"ARM MOVEMENTS" Im done

[@deqnq1705]

17:31

[@theboxthief5807]

“I hate cursing but he got all up in my grill yo”

[@DENORTHBEARFISHING]

Marines enter a rage mode when they say: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME? their ai changes from n00b to more accurate and more dangerous. This can change the tides of a battle. but their health is low when they do this.

[@f36cobra11]

How has this not gotten viral!?!

[@rumblingend8443]

F36 Cobra it's too long

[@alexbaker1569]

Also KZbin's algorithm will prevent swearing from going viral

[@nepnep1802]

@Toxic Gaming yea 343 that's about it, plus they are doing good now anyways so what you said is mostly wrong

[@nepnep1802]

@@rumblingend8443 that does not matter too much

[@nepnep1802]

@Toxic Gaming no not otherwise

[@joenuts8312]

"Well Jacob was one of my finest Chipotle cooks so here you can have this box thing"

[@Jonathan-82]

The Arbiter sounds like Joe and Tartarus sounds like Cleveland from Family Guy

[@truexenith8596]

+Prep Bowl Hey look who I got everybody, it’s the heretic!

[@linda-0583]

Master Chef cheif u lookin fly

[@artiequick3583]

Oh my god your right

[@rendmusic9428]

37:23 "TRUTH! HELP ME!" "No"

[@huwfollantyearl6726]

Master Chief’s ‘nooooo’ when Cortana said the covenant we’re going to activate Halo cracked me up 😂

[@Warden_Vtel]

"I got a hat. Bitches always go fo'da fly muthafucka with a hat" This has been "Sex Life Advice with Sergeant Johnson"

[@Mephiles343]

Donsmacker1 Catalyst haha

[@thegamingchef9619]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[@jasonfigueroa8909]

“When will you return my love we were meant to be together shiny face” I’m so weak

[@kamikaze1171000]

That's it, I can't play H2A without replacing the original voices with this. This is way too hilarious.

[@huntergman8338]

Things like this is when I wished Halo (namely the original trilogy) was on the PC and modding was promoted.

[@yapyapthedestroyer3470]

Now it is!

[@theprepaintedcanvis3452]

#needtobemod

[@Xamsims]

I love how Arbiter sounds so done with everything.

[@ritardand013]

"When will you return my love? We are meant to be together Shinyface!"

[@vicsvinny8123]

31:28 "the buttplug.. is MY responsibility" "Oh was this your buttplug? It's mine now..."

[@unusualusualities3209]

Gross…

[@stevenshelp1107]

God damnit. This video deserves to go viral

[@diegoh2]

14:56 if you guys dont know what these noises are, they are from finding nemo

[@cherryslat5702]

Taco Speed I think everyone knows that

[@zamasuthe1god998]

"That whipper snapper block us on insagram" I love that line

[@madness0169]

37:22 "Truth! Help me..." " *N O...* "

[@theelite49]

I know this is from a year ago but "the Prophets are retarded" is easily my favorite line from Sir Shiny Face

[@skyfishgaming69]

Is it me, or does Master chief sound a bit like caboose

[@linda-0583]

Theprotectorofawesomness homer

[@BigOSnackary]

Skyfish Gaming like an old version of Caboose

[@Xaptor43]

Closer to Loco, really. If anyone in RvB.

[@drakep.5857]

I think he's kind of adorable in this

[@thatonenightsentinel2328]

I demand cookies!

[@lmaoxdgoem6933]

caboose and master chief r almost the same in dubs

[@t-dawg5265]

Except Chief is more badass.

[@bungiesblueflames]

Slade Wilson: the Mercenary wrong.

[@SquishBaron]

beanboozle'd I AM MASTER CHIEF VEHICLE DESTROYER

[@t-dawg5265]

+Bungie's blue flames Correct

[@bladeandkeeperyt]

beanboozle'd michale j cabose?

[@landonmarek7524]

"Cortana, I have no idea." I frigging lost it for this entire scene when he has the bomb.

[@lonelystarboy]

22:26 My thought on this dubs

[@SunnySundance]

12 second into the video *KZbin:* DEMONITIZE IT NOW!!!!!!!!

[@The_Punisher]

"Arm movements!"

[@julmdama3873]

Why did this entertain me...

[@thelvadam2375]

Jul 'Mdama that's why you died.

[@FordFan01]

Doombringer069 Soooo... when you die, you go to the internet?!! Awesome.

[@h410-pr0]

Jul' died cus 343 are bitches and they yeetus deletus anything evolving halo 4

[@shaerejba]

Yea me to

[@olivemid542]

My bro is ur fan!!

[@normalcat1428]

"Truth help me!" "No"

[@mordasu_7252]

"Truth, help me." "no" The words of what he almost said in the actual cutscene.

[@Incred_Canemian]

Best movie of 2016.

[@thejamman4070]

Incredible Canemian this>Deadpool.

[@ReflexHalo]

Miranda is there gum in your mouth, you better swallow it xD absolutely love this mate! It'd be awesome to see you make one of Halo 5

[@janusprime5693]

+Custom Squad - Reflex tbh Halo 5 is already a pretty decent parody of a Halo story..

[@zescio2839]

ReflexHalo I thought he said cum

[@spartan4576]

He only does it on the good halos

[@valxxx8402]

lol that would be awesome

[@yungereq7048]

If he could halo 5 would be 100% better

[@dr.catherineelizabethhalse1820]

This one was a pure genius! I seriously laughed out loud multIple times :D

[@RetrovexOfficial]

at what part?

[@dr.catherineelizabethhalse1820]

mateuszgojski I watched this two months ago... Do you really want to know in which parts I laughed? :D

[@RetrovexOfficial]

i mean XD , that could be a problem i guess haha, sorry that i asked

[@dr.catherineelizabethhalse1820]

mateuszgojski No problem bro. Thanks for asking though. I might watch this masterpiece again now that you reminded me of it.

[@RetrovexOfficial]

i just wanted someone to show me parts in this that they find funny, cause i find it really hard to laugh at most of it :/ fart jokes and ''retarded'' voices (master chief) don't really make me laugh as much. but there are some decent jokes here and there.

[@jamescouncillor7926]

"Pretty sure regret is porking my ex" "well good for regret" lol

[@trevy38]

10:22 Most funny thing that you ever did

[@GeoJJx]

Hurr Durr Lets fly backwards

[@mudgelord]

I saw it too. what is that from?... if it is from something

[@Freelix2000]

The Real Mudge I don't think it's a reference to anything, the phantom was just flying backwards. It's kind of hard to miss.

[@mudgelord]

Freelix2000 I meant the line sounds like it's from something! I know the damn phantoms flying backwards

[@thisguyislol5709]

Halo ce dubs Just throwing that out there

[@elijahgarcia3727]

“I don’t know, maybe 200 credits or something.” “What, was I wrong?”

[@therealgamercloud]

For everyone who didnt see the text in the middle of 29:42 and 29:43 it says hurr durr lets fly backwards

[@tacmfd]

Thank you!

[@madlad66]

Master chief Caboose SGMJR Johnson Chris Tucker or Kevin hart Arbiter Joe Swanson Tartarus Cleveland Brown Red Moniter Shrek Jackels Nemo Seagulls Heretic Gunnery SGT Hartman Rtas Vadum Morgan Freeman

[@Rinwrlds]

caboose definitely

[@thatrandomguy9841]

What about cortana

[@madlad66]

@@thatrandomguy9841 it has been 8 months since J released this comment and I still haven't found one for cortana

[@thatrandomguy9841]

@@madlad66 try asking J he might tell you if you're lucky

[@higrunt9844]

Prophet of truth: a guy that leads a covenant

[@OfficalSlimeLich]

2:51 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE PROPHET OF MERCY IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I COULD WATCH THAT FOR HOURS

[@SunnySundance]

Anybody notice that phantom that was flyin backwards?

[@madness0169]

Just a minor error or they purposely meant to do that.

[@rendmusic9428]

They actually flashed text about it

[@bbarbiter]

hurr durr

[@elijahorr4188]

15:20 " if anything I think we could all do with a haircut" well they do get one in infinite.

[@XElectrixcherryX]

28:10 This got me dead, I love this prophet