HALO INFINITE NEEDS THIS TO SUCCEED

Fans are angry at the inability of 343 to do something as simple as add polygons to Spartan ass and allow us to have our caked up soldiers, this is disappointing as they clearly knew what they were doing with Cortana's massive breasts and her toes smh my head.
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[@f.palmero5010]

Assumptions: They want gal Spartans with bigger dump trucks. Reality: In lore, Spartan 177 "Master Chief" aka "John" was first put on the map during the battle of Horstes Hill more commonly known as Battle for Bridge Crossing due to its vital Bridge connecting the two largest hills in the region giving good sight lines and defensive capabilities. The battle was fierce as the Covenant Elites had captured the smaller hill and had pushed up entirely on the bridge. Luckily, one of the last few Pelicans to land on the Higher base carried a group of Spartans including 117. Further aid was cut off as Covenant Anti-air support had established themselves too close. The Spartans being rather new to combat with the Covenant made good progress but fell to the battle hardened Elites of the Covenant. All hope seemed loss until Master Chief used his, canonical, HUGE MASSIVE DUMP TRUCK ASS TO FLATTEN THE COVIE BASTARDS. So in order to pay homage to the lore, we need to ensure our asses in game can represent the absolute CAKES on the average Spartan.

[@lonelygoat2716]

Well a larger butt is often caused by increased muscle in the glutes, so judging by the genetic modification in the spartan program alongside the training Spartans endured master chief should have a massive dumpy

[@maridayzee]

with a massive dumpy help-

[@WatchFelineSpine]

I mean you could say the same about female Spartans, halo reach did it so well but halo infinite is just not it

[@mortarion9813]

_SO TRUE!_

[@D4N13lGRAHAM]

Ok

[@Maceyoshiman]

The loss of the spartans' dump truck ass is truly a horrific tragedy.

[@jurajlesko911]

Nay...it is heresy

[@Ragtaggamers]

I personally promoted the petition, it currently sits at over 5,000 signatures. For the restoration of Spartan cushions, for the restoration of dump truck asses, not just for the women but the men as well!!!

[@submissionmachine4349]

Halo lookz like shit on 🔥💩🔥💩💩🔥💩🔥💩🔥💩

[@tacobread3]

I am deeply disgusted by this show of sexist degeneracy And I also could not agree more. R.I.P. Dump Truck Booty You where a real one -Ghandi Shakur

[@half-blindentity9846]

@@tacobread3 Where jorge?

[@prankest7440]

“Master chief, you mind telling me what your doing.” “Sir, killing the covenant with my dump truck”

[@vivacity1261]

I know this is about the topic at hand, but I can definitely imagine the Chief actually driving a dump truck.

[@King_Barbados]

@@vivacity1261 I mean if noble 6 is Fork Lift certified then Master Chief is Dump truck certified.

[@liamdalemon1525]

@@vivacity1261 "Master Chief, you mind telling me what your doing with that truck?" "Sir, taking out the trash!"

[@goosegooseproductions9587]

"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that Elite?" "Sir, finishing."

[@GTAartur100]

cual camion ????

[@LayzeeistLavender]

If they really wanna appease the fans they'd let us make dummy thicc elites

[@liamdalemon1525]

Do Elites even have butts?

[@A_random_wolf_brigade_member]

@@liamdalemon1525no actually I don’t think so at least

[@ddunfuh9239]

⁠@@A_random_wolf_brigade_memberyou’e right the legs of the elite just magically connect to the torso using neural physics

[@A_random_wolf_brigade_member]

@@ddunfuh9239 yeah your right

[@Potato_Tomato-od2lz]

@@ddunfuh9239just like the precursors intended

[@spacepelimiesdandy344]

Give it to me, I want to get distracted on the battlefield

[@Curvzas]

Why 268 likes but no comments?

[@vaderloaf]

:0

[@_spooT]

jackals wouldn't be able to shoot female spartan's their scopes are focused somewhere else

[@thatonefpsgamer1339]

They'll never know our pain

[@ju87stukadivebomber87]

Taller characters is a dumb idea, but kinda not. Taller characters can see over higher walls, but also can be seen over higher walls, short characters are lower and can be fully protected more easily, but can't see over really anything.

[@monkeyt2675]

Thicc spartans will always live in our hearts

[@damenpine]

Remember reach

[@ghostlegacy5701]

5 was something else

[@Neutronomy]

Specially Kat

[@LeHarmacist]

@@Neutronomyeven the female noble 6 had a massive cake. Especially during the end of epilogue cutscene where noble 6 watches the Pillar of Autumn fly away.

[@hongmeiling8219]

Damn, no representation for my absolute earth-shattering dumptruck ass 😔

[@unterhau1102]

Ayoo meiling??? Let me hit that

[@The1AndOnly6133]

@@unterhau1102NAH BRO

[@happylittletrees6685]

Fr. And I thought inclusivity was all the rage.

[@_1A84_]

😂

[@A_real_Wizard]

Give us thicc mommy spartans Give us playable Elites, and make them thicc too. This is Halo Infinite, we should be able to play any covenant race or regular marines by now.

[@calebharris292]

I'll play infinite if i can play a grunt in 5ft tall power armor

[@Opbee12]

Introducing, Halo: Thiccfinite.

[@DiavoloGrenadine]

thicc ass for both gender*

[@YarugumaSou]

#BringBackSpartanBooties

[@mr_indie_fan]

#BringBackSpartanBoobies

[@vaderloaf]

#BringBackSpartanBooties

[@cheefqueef6494]

Kat died for this

[@chamberkun]

Let's get it going people!!!

[@youtubestuff683]

Give us a booth slider

[@goldzior1128]

"Halo Infinite needs this to succeed" Were it so easy

[@The-Ent1ty]

"We met as enemies- we are still enemies" -gravemind, probably.

[@sirblue6194]

It really was that easy. 343 is just incompetent

[@bread7932]

To be honest I think it might be, been giving it some thought I have noticed I'll put a lot more time into a game when I think the character I'm playing is attractive.

[@sweetieswifey627]

@@bread7932 💀

[@Choryrth]

@@bread7932 there is a reason literally every game with good customization, people talk about it for ages. just look at dark souls. an action rpg, super dark, comparatively hard, and yet the people who play it the most, frequently call it "fashion souls", because looking cool is more important than wearing the best gear, to most players.

[@ryandriscoll9167]

Remember that time Chief jumped out of a space station and smashed his dump truck through a covenant Super Carrier

[@sangheilicommander2295]

Bring back playable Elites!

[@ReqchV1]

Yes bring back thicc female Spartans

[@Neutronomy]

Also thicc male Spartans like Jorge

[@soniaserval454]

As a woman, I feel like my Spartan cannot represent myself.

[@joshuavidrine889]

Well, you got excluded because 343i had to appease the .0001% of the population on Twitter that doesn't acknowledge that men and women have distinct physical differences and throw shitfits every time male and female are used as descriptors for body types. This happened in MCC too, the Reach and Halo 4 body options got renamed as "Heavy" or "Light" though at least they both still represent the distinctly different body shapes of the sexes. In Infinite we just got the 3 slightly different masculine shapes: big, average, and slim.

[@soniaserval454]

@@joshuavidrine889 Exactly. I'm all for inclusivity, and neutral body types, but not like this half baked bs that even fails to pander to anyone at all. My gender neutral friends, surprise surprise, don't like Halo Infinite's only masculine Spartan choices!

[@GumpierGoat2]

@@joshuavidrine889 nah, this wasn't 343 trying to be inclusive, this was laziness with them using inclusiveness as a shields

[@dr.catherineelizabethhalse1820]

As a male I feel the same. I need bigger ass!

[@brandonbackup873]

@@GumpierGoat2 This. So many poor decisions are getting excused by simply defaulting to the "inclusivity" justification, so they can simply attack their critics as bigots rather than address the problems. Fucking evangelical Christian media doesn't get away with this shit in their movies, why should anyone else?

[@savonixpro2]

It's not my fault I want my character to be caked up 😂😂

[@nenthal1761]

To have elites back as an option for multiplayer would be a blessing that we could all appreciate

[@Fullgingermode]

Agreed

[@s1nner_]

As a man, I want my male character to have a dump truck as to represent myself

[@azeroth2994]

Master Chief be ballin' before Infinite

[@tacobread3]

They don’t need to do any thing crazy. Just create the male and female Spartans like the past two installments and let them each have there own body type options (similar to what it is currently) Trying to do taller or shorter is just silly and would just create more issues.

[@Red_Pilot]

Especially shorter spartan dear God the corners

[@MegaInsaneMC]

Odd-job 2.0

[@HellbirdIV]

Considering how chunky Spartan armour is, they could absolutely do different body types without changing the hitboxes at all. Shorter Spartans would be a problem because of the hitbox issue, all sorts of dweebs would make their Spartans tiny to make them harder to hit..

[@y3l10wflash6]

I want height & weight only available for and adjustable as an option for Custom Games Imagine a Character playing as Godzilla-sized monster with other players being human-sized trying to survive in collapsible buildings Or a big chungus Spartan for Fat Kid matches where your Spartan is turned into a Fat Spartan if you are the Fat Kid in the round

[@ShhhHhhhz]

as a game rigger, i can tell you that they alrdy had a perfectly working rig and model from halo 5 (just like what COD does for ages now) but somebody from the studio decides that this is too distracting and unacceptable in todays representation.. so

[@Nara.Shikamaru]

I need my Spartan to have a fat dumpy bro. They’ve taken all of the passion out of teabagging 😂😂😂

[@t.maraschino_cherry]

Jokes about Reach’s female spartan models aside, I adored Reach so much as a kid because, for the first time in a video game franchise I loved, I felt represented. I no longer felt like I was an outcast for being a young girl who liked FPS video games. And the more I played Reach, the more proud I was to be a nerd who loved Halo. Maybe it’s a bit overdramatic of me to say, but I feel like all this “we can’t have female body types, everyone has to look the same!” is just going backwards.

[@Groggyracer]

Here's a funny fact for you. In a port of the armor core MkV (B) for Fallout 4, it was discovered that all body types conform to the male body. You literally cannot be a female in Halo Infinite. It took another modder to separate and create a female body type from scratch using the bodyslide system; and do you know what? They did it! One person did what a AAA company could not. That is what pisses me off about 343, they are lazy and uncaring about Halo as an IP. They either need to pull their fingers out of their arse or leave.

[@Groggyracer]

@@jackcolson4745 That's... not it at all...

[@Groggyracer]

@@jackcolson4745 The reason why they didn't make different bodies (Masculine/Feminine) was to quite simply accommodate for the armor core system which has turned out to be a failure. In order to cover up the corner cutting 343 did they said that Spartans in Infinite are androgynous which makes little sense since spartan 4s are more akin to special forces rather than super soldiers, making them more human in appearance. Overall it's just 343 being lazy. Not politics.

[@Groggyracer]

@@jackcolson4745 Also "voluptuous posteriors"? Bro come on just say what it is.

[@reptilevice6382]

Get that modder a position at 343i ASAP

[@TheWeedyBird]

@@reptilevice6382 they know how to do everything they just don’t

[@theantagonist2960]

They took away my ass. Imma need it back

[@zealotking67]

In the weirdest way it feels like they took away a core element in the franchise. The idea that men and woman struggled together in the Howling Dark is a detail that's just as equal to the other elements that make the game feel alive

[@zealotking67]

Wouldn't call it an overreach. Maybe overstated but not an overreach. It's the little things in games that go a long way

[@airdegree6007]

It would be fantastic if we had elites to play as again. I love playing as the elites.

[@cynobi4696]

Everyone just wants the SFM video Spartans as a preset and I'm totally here for it 😤

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Those where halo 5 models

[@mast3gam3r18]

@@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 so?

[@mortarion9813]

@@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 And?

[@Refrigrator]

​@@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778ok?

[@TheSteamyPickle]

If you have a character who is meant to be physically strong (no matter the gender) and they don’t have powerful glutes then you don’t understand human anatomy and how forces are generated through the body. I know it’s only a story but give us the dump trucks back!

[@TheWither129]

Not even the chief has cake :(

[@gabrielshaffer-beckner9856]

Bigger and more round asses are more common with stonger people and runners and youd think with the augmentations theyd have that

[@EastlakeRasta7]

​@INSRMNTBLE 10K Olympic sprinters have a more round ass your argument is irrelevant because the Spartan augmentations would be the perfect balance between strength training and Cardio. Especially when you consider the fact that female Spartans are supposed to be the Pinnacle of human anatomy meaning they would have birth hips.

[@doomslayer453]

Halo reach males were caked up lmao

[@Whiskey-cr9dq]

@@doomslayer453absolutely everyone in that game had a (rightly so) massive dumpy no wonder it’s basically the last good halo game

[@ZER-sc3pc]

Honestly, as much as I may joke about Spartan ass, the main reason I personally hope proper body type selection gets implemented is so that my Spartan can have a track runner build, and so that others who want to play as a Spartan who’s built like Jorge or whatever body type can do that.

[@firehawk0]

Yes, my Spartan needs a dumptruck ass lol XD

[@MrSarge-nw5jy]

Imagine being a marine fighting the Banished, but you get distracted after a Spartan IV with an absolute Pixar dumpy sprints right past you and impales a brute with her knife. Then you get hit by a red plasma bolt from some brute’s plasma rifle because you weren’t paying attention.

[@HopeisAnger]

Happens. Local PD officer got distracted by a supervisor's rear end during a felony stop. Fortunately, the suspect had terrible aim. Bodycam vid was just him losing focus for just a second, then bam bam bam. Bam.

[@physical_insanity]

Considering this happened every so often in Reach, this must all be a ploy by 343 to make Halo more "competitive."

[@WolfshotPlayz]

I wouldn't have any regrets, tbh...

[@simonsaysdie3155]

No way haha​@@HopeisAnger

[@ZergS4uc3]

Right so sauce on the spartan booty. And i can see a reason for not allowing height as an option, however the body type one should have more options.

[@RingBearer-bl7cg]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/embSeXqEls6Zf6c Here's your sauce.

[@ZergS4uc3]

@@RingBearer-bl7cg i meant the drawing, ive seen the animation before and am well versed in that sauce lol

[@re-vam-p]

The reason for not allowing height is because some players would have unfair advantages due to their hitbox being smaller

[@DeathHimSelf_117]

Here you go themaestronoob

[@mileswiltse4535]

A tiny spartan kicking ass while i sit on a building with the boys watching the madness would be hilarious

[@neko-chan1513]

I just want playable Elites

[@Fullgingermode]

Same

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

If I cant distract that camper with my entire bakery...then this game aint worth it

[@williamheath7058]

I actually forget that my character has the more feminine body type because they difference between is so small

[@thehistorian66]

(Loads shotgun with religious intent) Halo crusader - Its time for a new crusade

[@user-ww6wv4pm4r]

I just want an extension of invasion where you can have more players on covies but some are stuck playing playable grunts and jackals and such

[@_-_-_L_-_-_]

They couldve just copied halo reach armor and given you personal ranks to unlock shit and made the game 60$ but no they wanted to be greedy fucks and lock everything cool behind pay walls

[@Scafidi616]

since the moment they announced F2P i knew this will happen, actually that was the worst announcement for me LOL

[@RaifuEnthusiast]

Well that's what happens when you get "free" games rarely devs won't be scummy but when you're a billion dollar company this is par for the course

[@bobdylan1968]

ALLL THE REACH ARMOR WAS FREE OR IN THE 10 dollar battlepass! Learn to fucking count!

[@_-_-_L_-_-_]

@@bobdylan1968 I'm not paying shit

[@bobdylan1968]

@@_-_-_L_-_-_ you paid 60 fucking dollars and 10 dollars a month to pay online for LESSS. WAY WAY WAY Less. Less modes, worse forge, no custom games browser, a 1/20TH THE customization! You get more for CHEAPER with infinite. That's a fucking fact. You will pay for customization. You did for every halo game before this. You paid AGAIN 60 dollars and 10 dollars a month.

[@ICYGAMMA036]

I refuse to play infinite until booty returns. No cake? No play.

[@mikehawknballs434]

Man honestly i assumed we would be able to play as different covenant species at this point

[@keepitclean8791]

The de-cakafying of Spartan soldiers has got to be the most atrocious move by 343

[@spartanvenom5388]

I know the want for a more feminine body type is usually referred to in a more joking way,but honestly having 5 body types would be much better than the three we currently have; which are basically just average,slightly masculine,and slightly feminine. Imagine how much more unique you could make your spartan if you had both a much more feminine type that changed the character model a bit more, as well as the same kind of thing in the opposite direction with a much more masculine body type.

[@KRENxOFxEVIL]

It is not hard to see why they did this. They just don't want to put in the work that it would take to make a dummy thicc spartan or the work to put in an elite. I WANT MY ELITE 343!

[@THERATSANDTHERATS]

Why not a caked Elite?

[@murrayrothtard6072]

I’m guessing they did it to balance out the game (although I wouldn’t throw out the laziness hypothesis altogether). Smaller Spartans would have a slight edge.

[@physical_insanity]

Give the man what he wants.

[@physical_insanity]

@@murrayrothtard6072 Who cares about balance? I just want to have fun AND LOOK COOL!

[@breckeline]

"least amount of customization" Halo 5: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@PlsLeaveMeAlone]

Real, that game only lets you change colors, helmet, and armor. I’m surprised you haven’t gotten a comment in a year

[@whatisgoingon9660]

"And what do you think you're doing?" "Sir, chasing those covenant cheeks."

[@CoolestEverMade]

It was a small gripe for me too when getting kats armor and then not being able to make her the same skinny frame that she was in halo reach. It was small which is why I originally didn't complain too much but since people are talking about the body type yes I need a smaller female frame for kat's armor

[@AdeptKing]

Its like someone over there just decided that they should give players the middle finger.

[@tokyogold3000]

Halo needs it's thick Spartans to survive

[@TiffianyW]

Halo Reach had it right with the jiggle booty when you t-dapped the ground 😂😢

[@choncagoballs3476]

Hey man don’t knock the bigger ass, if I’m getting fucking slain by kids who don’t touch grass after I get off work, at least I would have something nice to look at when I die 😂

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Dude same bro

[@scarletking115]

We want and need firefight! Quick everybody message 343 on all social media platforms that they are on and say we want firefight!!! Please guys I can't do this alone!!

[@zaddyuwu9720]

I would come back so fast if they added a warzone/firefight game mode and assassinations no joke

[@Tar-Numendil]

I would be glued to Infinite if they added Firefight. I'd probably lose my job over it.

[@DarkKnight-iz1bh]

and what now?​@@Tar-Numendil

[@Tar-Numendil]

@@DarkKnight-iz1bh Disappointed with KOTH. I wanted classic Firefight.

[@DarkKnight-iz1bh]

@@Tar-Numendil agreed

[@ianm5686]

I mean the Spartan serum is literally a mass increase so every Spartan would canonically be THICCC

[@coreythebludragon1986]

I always assumed the bodytype stuff was so minimal was because the undersuit isn't form fitting, so thin or thick, the padding doesn't change unless it's being pushed on

[@Kenian1]

I just want change my spartan gender please

[@katzlover321]

They removed male and female as options on MCC and infinite, and replaced them with body types and voice types. So stupid.

[@JPwendi]

Almost everybody wants to play as either a big jacked spartan, a giant legendary elite, or a big booty waifu spartan. The customization in halo infinite is just "regular man," smaller regular man" and "thin man", the only female customization is your voice.

[@sporeham1674]

I want my spartan to have a dumptruck.

[@Tillymaster]

Elites:Yes Dump truck: hell yeah Elites with Dump trucks:*dies from the best thing*

[@Sub2Cider]

Yeah we need some cake 343

[@jjsanchez2000]

I feel like reach had the most due to the fact that it had such a diverse range of styles. From the head to toe you could change your little details. Now in infinite it’s no where near as customizable as reach. 5 had a good bit except weapon skins, neither 4. My point is that the little things matter:)

[@richardzaloudek8208]

That one hardcore guy if these things were added: schmol as sh*t, skinniest boi. All to achieve the smallest hitbox

[@spacewindu3824]

I have never seen a spartan sit on another's face.. Where have I been?! LuL

[@crimsonred4796]

Can you imagine in Halo that you get aim assist on someone's ass instead of their head

[@Hotlmao]

I definetly want this too just so i can become jorge without having the full armor set also thicc spartans

[@silly_asterisk]

They took the spartan dump truck from us

[@ChosenUndead145]

Okay guys let’s be honest we just wanna be a thicc ah spartan

[@VIKTOHR]

I’m 5’4” let me be a 5’4” spartan pls 😭

[@looke7940]

hitboxes :((

[@lilosnitch3247]

No! Go to the grunt corner

[@Mayor_N]

I love how people argue that more feminine Spartans aren't as realistic, but it's literally been in Reach before. Not to mention the neon ears and rainbow buttplugs you can glue to your Spartans armor

[@yoshi396]

This is why we have modders, they have the power to give us what we need.

[@bl00kman]

that animation was wild

[@ripazrael]

Ah yes people forgetting that Spartans are 8 feet tall perfect specimen

[@soughtproduct79_15]

Welcome to the dumpster fire called 343. Halo hasn't been halo since 3

[@LegendarySauce]

They need to fix this It’s such a easy fix

[@creepycraiyons3519]

Obese Spartans! Let’s Go. Can’t wait to play as Mustard Chief

[@Meta1161]

I'm 5'4 and would absolutely love if I could make my spartan that short

[@runningoutofnames6956]

I think spartan Lucy from ghost of onyx was that tall actually

[@jasonbondar3]

That is a feature, it's called the crouch button

[@Meta1161]

@@jasonbondar3 yeah but y'know can't run while crouched

[@crossdaboss8914]

Think that would bring balance issues cause shortter characters would be harder to hit

[@Meta1161]

@@crossdaboss8914 it absolutely would everyone would choose the smallest and thinnest option to make themselves hard to hit so it would be extremely annoying but still cool for people to be their height and everything in halo

[@orthodoxfob2389]

Sir you’ve got our attention

[@MrMilkyCoco]

Technically with how much body enhancement that they get, they are supposed to have a muscular thicc butt.

[@zombiekillerr9764]

One complaint I and many others have voices our opinions on as well is the fact some armor chest plates don't change colours when you apply armor coatings to your main suit. A good example of one such armor this happens with is the ODST chest plate as it remains a grey colour regardless of what colour you choose and there are little to no armor coatings that affect this when in previous games this armor piece would always change colours to match what you selected for it.

[@ramshacks9493]

Every gamer should know by now there's a petition going on where no one will play halo infinite until they listen to the community

[@iqruql9544]

Sheesh that screenshot too caked up

[@thedreamchasers7252]

Normally spartans would experience body dimorphism, where the shapes of their bodies would not change much based on the sex of the individual, including how the armor sits. However it is worth noting that these are Spartan 4's, one's that signed up voluntarily at a later age, where puberty already took affect, so in a way, yes it makes sense lore wise to give them a dumpy.

[@ryanw7178]

I can't believe he just came out and said it like that I mean yeah we want Spartan booty but damn bruh

[@superspice5659]

A taller shorter character? No, that would change gameplay and means harder to hit.

[@BovineClips]

Not necessarily true, Super Smash Brothers, Fur Fighters and other games do it by either stretching the model or some other tricks so it can fit within the same hitbox

[@ZaleraArkanus666]

I miss when shooters had variety. You used have so many different kinds of character types, and you learned how to deal with them. Now it's all "Dur, balance! He too small, me no hit. No fair." I miss when games were fun.

[@north7764]

Not exactly. Shield hitbox has always been the same, no matter the character model.

[@TheTaxCollector232]

Yes. We need MORE THICCNESS

[@dor477]

Least amount of customization in the franchise Halo ce and 2: hold my beer

[@toasterkolin9951]

The entire Halo Infinite player base becoming down horrendous after the cat ear helmet came out.

[@GFSA3]

Why would 343 give things to the Halo community? If there's one thing 343 hates more than Halo, it's the players.

[@hervisdaubeny2591]

Let me live my inner Jeorge. I dont want to hold the threat in my hands. I WANT TO BE THE THREAT IN SIZE.

[@user-kz7dy1tg3r]

“People want Spartans with bigger asses”. Me, behind the screen: He’s talking about me.

[@seafood1471]

Man this clip has major “this is Josh Butterballs” energy

[@joelbackman4389]

It makes sense that they have big asses. It’s arguably the most important muscle group for performance.

[@MattSipka]

I want a fat belly as an option. We need some Chonky Spartans and Elites!

[@Th1sGuyMud]

We don’t want slim, Jim, we want some goddamn ass to dab Spartan

[@The_mrbob]

Not to mention most customization is locked behind a PAYWALL

[@ThePunkFox2787]

I WANT THAT GOD DAMN BEAR

[@antonyaklyvich1147]

Halo lore literally states that all Spartans were of similar height and build. Yes the ladies probably broke that model and had dump truck booties. However I like the fact it's lore accurate

[@Hunt-fm7bo]

I was full on expecting him to complain about the cat ears

[@JediSpartan8524]

“Lima Charlie. Operation Dump Truck is a go.”

[@redwolf3782]

A dwarf spartan sounds amazing

[@goomy__6420]

"Least amount of customization" Every game except reach: am I a joke to you

[@ThornEternal]

Halo Reach body proportions where immaculate

[@saint_mockturne]

THEY TOOK MY ASS SIR I CANT SHIT!

[@maridayzee]

😭😭😭 HELP