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[@vincentmartineau2006]

Bro badger turned himself into a spartan. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@TheonlythingIknowisbloodshed]

Helps me forget the ending Depressing times

[@TheDevPodcast]

Who cares I'm better

[@employervizor1559]

Your pfp Is ultimate pog

[@mechasaurus]

Overdue for seeing that.

[@adecentperson2929]

I kid you not spartan

[@LonelySandwich]

“Ive been flashbanged by words” is a great way to describe badgers content

[@XxGhst-xX]

Always has been

[@iaminpain8407]

@@XxGhst-xX i still have my braincells

[@davidkelley8442]

*THEY PUT MAMSNRHBR CHEHFDE IN THE SODEr*

[@vaingaming2761]

Are u just going to appear in everyones comment section?

[@carson.4612]

I feel bad for the guy whose comment you copied verbatim while getting more likes than him because you have a check mark next your name

[@NJOverclocked]

"A game so old it was actually designed to be fun" Felt.

[@nathanbandy4831]

lmfao

[@WorldWeave]

“So let’s just take R6: Extraction…and do NONE of that”

[@jrirch2089]

@@WorldWeave *H A L O : R E A C H*

[@spygaming1204]

24:15 how about some lemon to sweeten the deal?

[@greggnoly4353]

I swear, I’m a fucking gen z’er, and have more fun with cargo, halo, than shit like war zone

[@TBH-nu2so]

“Badger, mind telling me what you’re doing in that Reach server?” “Sir, armor loc-“ (gets punched into explosive demise)

[@der_saftmon]

"Sir, groom-"

[@reddracen2193]

@@der_saftmon "You almost made me spit my gamer supps onto my monitor."

[@TBH-nu2so]

@@reddracen2193 I do wonder what he was doing on that Discord server.

[@Northstruck]

Sorry dude I’m afraid your posting cringe

[@AEON_B]

* *ARMORLOCKS* *

[@noahcopeland5554]

12:34 I love that badger didn’t know that you weren’t supposed to jump there. The path goes down further to a point where you can slide down the wall harmlessly and you can kill the elite.

[@noahmueller1468]

I had to do a double take cause I thought you were me

[@noahcopeland5554]

😆

[@gagekieffer772]

Late to the party and sorry to ruin it, but at the time of the video's release there was a challenge in MCC where landing an assassination on an Elite from an otherwise lethal height would unlock a special helmet. This is a direct reference to an achievement in OG Halo Reach called "If They Came to Hear Me Beg" with the same action. Assassinating this particular Elite is the fastest way to grind it since the level start checkpoint is right there, but theoretically you could do this on other levels. Before you ask, no the achievement in OG Reach didn't reward you with anything except 25 GamerScore.

[@shockbait3813]

"YOU CAN'T HAVE SHIT ON REACH!!" -Jello, unknowingly explaining the entire plot of halo reach in less than 5 seconds

[@saipantribute670]

Sounds like Detroit

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

@@saipantribute670 explain why

[@saipantribute670]

@@stylishniggachannel4763 You can't have shit in Detroit.

[@Rocco049]

@@stylishniggachannel4763 can’t have shit in detroit

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

@@Rocco049 fair

[@xtxownage]

"Why is Jorge so big?" He's an S-II. Fucker is in a whole separate leaderboard.

[@Dr_Monitor]

Spartan 2s are like a 1987 Peterbilt 379 and every new spartan since has been like a 1999 Dodge Stratus ES.

[@oliverhasselbalch832]

Mans is even taller than chief

[@cristobalalvarez5491]

@@oliverhasselbalch832 well I guess that was somewhat had to do with family genetics

[@jacobm8242]

Bros massive for a Spartan II as well lol. Think he’s the second tallest Spartan. Master chief and Nobel 6 are the same height

[@hackergaming6372]

@@jacobm8242 master chief is a inch taller without armor then noble 6

[@insomniacskeleton]

Fun Fact: Canonically, the final mission was actually countless hours long, and involved 6 taking on an entire Covenant army, including wraiths and air support, and only succumbing after being mortally injured by a barrage of plasma fire and overwhelmed by Ultra and Zealot class elites, and even managed to kill four of them on the way out. He is only one of 2 Spartans to ever reach the "Hyper Lethal" Classification for a UNSC Spartan, the other being Master Chief (obviously). 6 Was a goddamn force of nature.

[@alejandroelluxray5298]

Doomguy salutes This Legend from the Pits of Hell, he will be remember as a Sentinel Warrior for eternity

[@novared7]

And yet my force of nature was dressed like a goddamn idiot lmao. But that is actually super cool.

[@asdrubaelvect8038]

I don't remember that...

[@johngrant8390]

@@novared7 Noble 6:*shotguns a monster* “IT’S MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH!”

[@diobrando4063]

Lol

[@crazyarceus4617]

Something i just noticed is that Badger's model keeps his right arm blown up for the rest of the video after the grenade detonates in it, pretty neat

[@OS_Nines]

After his source Spartan gets hit in the visor with a can, it stays cracked for the rest of the video too.

[@grievous3676]

1:03 Badger gets hit in the face and now has a permanent crack on his helmet 8:43 Badger’s arm gets blown off and has a new mechanical one for the rest of the vid *The effort put into this 27 minute shitpost is so great*

[@RandomGuy0400]

Oh my, I didn't even notice that...

[@chapinsaurio9856]

This comment needs more likes

[@guumy0424]

@@chapinsaurio9856 agreed

[@lordfelidae4505]

27 minute shitpost is accurate. He’d probably agree wholeheartedly, too.

[@yourbrotachanka9221]

Seirra 117!

[@carstan1173]

It's even funnier when you realize that Jorge actually could have crossed up Cheif in the lore, since the were both Spartan-IIs, meaning they actually knew each other.

[@huntclanhunt9697]

Garunteed they knew each other. Besides Grey (and maybe black) teams, Chief was the over all leader of the spartans. That's only 30~ people. He knew them all by name.

[@DeWitherWarrior]

Yessss

[@mirandalockey7334]

He even made a cameo in the movie (canon to the lore) “the fall of reach” by saying “my name isn’t hor hay, it’s Jorge!” To his supervisor

[@havardl4495]

He said it would "Do numbers on your brain cells" But jokes on you, I got none' left, played roblox a cuple of days, you'll undersand, if you know what im talkin' about

[@chasetoyama8184]

@@mirandalockey7334 “Shut up, Horhe!”

[@KadeDev]

this entire video is a fever dream and I love it

[@whotfisdami]

Nice pfp

[@bebrk878]

hey kade

[@therocketeerrover3999]

Didn’t think I’d see you here

[@Artruvius]

Same

[@Hangedman11911]

Racist.

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

I just realized Badger's spartan's suit stays damaged for the rest of the video after it gets damaged.Hats off,Dear Slavic Mustelidae.

[@shadow_leaf7965]

"Slavic Mustelidae" made me laugh so hard

[@FiresideExpert]

"A game so old it was actually designed to be fun." The fact that that sentence is as true as it is

[@catmanbossnesscat8332]

yes

[@myyoutubechannel7912]

😩

[@theolympiyn8670]

If you only play AAA fps games

[@atpsoldat2366]

wow and here i was wondering why halo reach is so much more fun than halo 4/5

[@YoboiBologna]

@@atpsoldat2366 I mean 343 is in it for the money bungie actually just wanted to make good games that’s why like the recent halo games have been mid

[@fionnnellis2117]

"A game so old it was designed to be fun" This made me feel nostalgic

[@gooci6907]

Sad titanfall noises

[@kaveirinha5711]

*Titanfall community going insane be like*

[@gooci6907]

@@kaveirinha5711 i mean for good reason because there are like 2 people working on both titanfall one and two, thanks respawn, very cool. But props to those two people lmao

[@gooci6907]

According to iniquity games a titanfall streamer, it is playable again. Thank the lords

[@derekmendoza3901]

Tf2 and tf2 are also great

[@blackoutlol2857]

Honestly seeing badger’s discord violently explode with activity is the easiest way to know if there’s a new video.

[@personexistingnot]

Or just get some notifications on.?

[@Dr_Monitor]

"Several people are typing" in Badger's Discord is a dangerous thing to see.

[@Bruh234]

@ahah I'm in danger😃 cuz you are bad

[@justingomez4829]

@ahah I'm in danger😃 I did

[@red_squater_1683]

I mean there will be a left 4 dead video soon i think

[@MisterAnonymous1000]

Jorge is just a Spartan II. Imagine all the Spartan II's eating round-meals to themselves. That's what Jorge is, a unit of many eating round-meals single-handedly.

[@WhirringGears]

Just crunching it like an apple, wrapper and all.

[@wittymchitty]

The covenant's reasoning for glassing Reach "I don't like them" "The colony is right there"

[@artsyscrub3226]

"it was convient at the time and now we are in too deep to stop so might as well"

[@PikachuLittle]

I thought they did it because that was the only strategy the Covenant could come up with that could reasonably kill Noble 6

[@Iamyolomonkey-ed2gh]

Accurate though

[@wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131]

Also: "There's no evidence of our crimes if we torch the planet down to bedrock."

[@ballisticstestrobotics2971]

“We did it because it solved the unemployment problem.”

[@gary4014]

True Halo campaign experience: constantly killing each other, trying stupid shit (sometimes with vehicles), someone who doesn’t contribute, and still having a fuckton of fun

[@thechargentarge1341]

I agree with ya, I love doing stupid shit with my little bro

[@beetle4799]

Never finished the campaign because I liked the characters too much to let them die.

[@sphealingit222]

Shoutout to Woolie and V dedicating an episode to jamming an AA Warthog in an elevator, If it worked out they would've shown the Covvie fucks what's good

[@vahlok1426]

@@sphealingit222 It was even better when it exploded in the elevator and broke the map.

[@Assault-xc3ii]

@@sphealingit222 god that is similar to one of my best memories, a friend and I jammed one of the forklifts all the way up to the phantom fight

[@TheShadowMaster64]

Fun fact, Jorge is actually from the spartan 2 program like master chief, which is why he's an absolute unit compared to the rest of the spartan 3s

[@canadialeaf9771]

It's unfortunate how many people overlook or forget that.

[@crazyperson4145]

Which is part of why people got mad about 5 and the fight against the spartan 4s it literally should have been blue team picking em apart with little resistance

[@swivelshivel6576]

The argument that chief is old is a bit bullshit considering that he’s at this point an ascended human

[@ryanestes7331]

@@crazyperson4145 ya blue team had basically every accolade possible, while Osiris was more of an intelligence squad, Buck and Locke were the only lauded vets. I think two of Blue team could pretty handily 10/10 times beat Osirus

[@AoiTC]

Unit

[@HybrydATP64]

So a fun factsfor Badger, Jorge is actually a Spartan-II which is the same class as the Master Chief who he trained with, while the rest of Noble team is Spartan-IIIs and funnily enough, even though he looks gigantic, he’s not the tallest Spartan that would be Kurt who is also a Spartan-II at over 8 feet tall. The second fun fact is that Spartan-IIIs like the Majority of Noble team were actually created to be suicide squads and normally were given cheaper armor but some teams were given Mjolnir like what you see them wear in the games, but that was reserved for the more effective teams and Noble was so effective that they survived all deployments until Reach where Thom (the first Noble 6) died during a battle depicted in the Trailer, then during the events of Reach all of Noble except Jun died as intended. Third is that Jun who escaped Reach later retired and instead became a recruiter and instructor to the later Spartan-IVs from the best within the UNSC military.

[@The_emporer_of_man]

Damn Kurt is 8 feet tall? Bro rivals the astartes in height.

[@HybrydATP64]

@@The_emporer_of_man yeah, dude is a giant

[@The_emporer_of_man]

He still got nothing on tuberose of the red wake.

[@carlosdgutierrez6570]

​@@The_emporer_of_manI mean, for 37500 years of technilogical gap, Kurt's height isn't half bad compared to the Astartes and even Tyberus the red wake.

[@Dr_Martex]

Fun fact - Jorge is the same class of Spartan as Master Chief (Spartan II), so it's entirely possible that Jorge dunked on Chief during training, I mean, Chief was a fucking powerhouse in the lore, but still, marginal possibility is still possibility.

[@meme.dream._sauce408]

So Jorge was an orphan..? Shit man that must be one tall orphan

[@Team__T]

@@meme.dream._sauce408 no the spartan 2s were the kids that were abducted spartan 3s like noble 6 were the orphans

[@ShermTank7272]

Still a million times more possible than Spartan Locke

[@AGrumpyPanda]

It's quite likely in fact. Chief was an all-rounder, a level headed leader, but the main thing he had going for him was straight luck. Most other Spartans had something they were better than the Chief at, especially the ones very specialised towards certain aspects of combat.

[@goofierstatue1886]

Actually compared to the rest of the candidates chief was kinda average he was just a great leader with alot of luck

[@Silverwingmk2]

The more I look at Russianbadger IRL the more I'm convinced he'd be the perfect green goblin in the Spiderman movies

[@Guardian-of-Light137]

I hate how much I agree with this.

[@placeholder6343]

Your too late Spider-Man, I’ve already sent 18 shitposts in general!

[@pissfart68]

@@placeholder6343 I hate how in character this is for both of them

[@maiasparsk3662]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why why why why i hate you now

[@Guardian-of-Light137]

What have I started with that first comment good lord.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"I'm listening to that new Dream song, bro." _A few seconds later_ *Jumps out of the falcon* It's safe to say he couldn't handle listening to that song

[@thedrunkzaku]

I'm only liking this post cause it's the legend himself.

[@looksee2575]

Your here too..... I'm scared

[@Displayed123]

It’s because Dream didn’t take his normal pills

[@diobrando4063]

Fr

[@bit_ronic]

"can you throw him out?" man just voluntarily decides to throw himself out of the airship lol

[@thisgooberisinmanyasylums]

9:49 I love how badger just turns around to look how he got hit into a tenth of the stratosphere

[@JAMBUILDER08]

Ya know how Jorge tosses you out of the ship? Well he had his helmet off, which means his armour wasn't doing the movements in tandom with his nerves. Basically meaning that he was carrying the *collective weight* of *his* suit, you, and your suit *while only being mildly encumbered!* Keep in mind Mjolnir armour is VERY heavy.

[@alt1763]

titanium very heavy, use to crush the toes of the misbehaving child

[@Spamlunchmen9852]

Spartan IIs man...

[@cheesegod7265]

mans could yeet all of the fucking US into another DIMENSION

[@CampbellJTuba]

Bruh mjolnir weighs 2 tons in total Jorge is over here casually holding up a fucking Ford F-150

[@Spamlunchmen9852]

In the books, I believe they said something about how when they put on the Mjolnir Mk II, it felt like nothing to the spartans

[@BlackKaiserDrake]

Fun fact: Jorge is only 7’4” out of armor, his armor makes him 8’ tall.

[@OneTrueWindfall]

I like that halo has made it possible for you to say the words "is only 7'4" in that order in a sentence together and have no one look at you funny.

[@sirfluffybunnyvii6329]

I believe there is one Spartan 2 taller than Jorge, but I don't remember if that's true

[@MythicRanger2401]

@@sirfluffybunnyvii6329 I can't find any taller than Jorge, but there are two at the same height. Kurt and Sam both come in at roughly 8ft.

[@IsmashedtoRedbone]

ONLY

[@BlackKaiserDrake]

@@sirfluffybunnyvii6329 It's Kurt-051 clocking in at 8'2" (that was in SPI armor though I think so more like 8').

[@djohnthesalty]

"a game so old it was actually designed to be fun" damn he's right.

[@MasterHall117]

If it was made in 2015 or prior it was made to be fun. Yes I still include Halo 5 because Multiplayer was the one thing that kept the game alive and I had fun with that

[@feinky8489]

Wost part is it's pretty damn real

[@ryanedgecomb1832]

Yea I killed him too

[@ryanedgecomb1832]

I love halo but I miss Jorge

[@MasterHall117]

@@ryanedgecomb1832 RIP Jorge

[@LT-sy3on]

23:40 the ultimate lifeform: the running riot RussianBadger in da Wraif

[@PandaTheFunky216]

I do like how Grouse is consistently represented by literally any humanoid with a Dallas mask

[@Nachtiu2]

Grouse just *is* Dallas at this point.

[@Randoinyourwalls423]

I shouldn't, but fuck it. Grallas.

[@TeathKettle]

​@@Randoinyourwalls423 FUCKING WHAT NOW???? GRALLAS????

[@HarveySharpe236]

​@@Randoinyourwalls423 😂😂🤣🤣 that's a crime

[@AcidDrop448]

@@HarveySharpe236 i love how a 2 year old video about a game thats 16 years old is still getting new comments to this day

[@RenegadesReact]

Badger: "The Campaign's story is intentionally misleading and just flat out vague..." Me: Seems about right.

[@whythesalt5042]

Are posting your reaction today?

[@odinulveson9101]

Bungie were sooo jaded and kinda jealous of Eric Nylunds written novel " The Fall of Reach " even they helped him with the source material!

[@crimsongogeta6810]

Sup Renegades?

[@ericlamb4501]

Yea this was back when they also wanted you to READ the books and lore and shit, when games still had that

[@dennisfitzgeraldiii2977]

Don’t bring my dang memories back pls

[@Hunter-cf6tk]

“I can’t take this anymore” *Yeets self out of helicopter*

[@thadmeboy1129]

Me when dream stans

[@danielnorwood655]

amoung us

[@High_Peak]

i would like to point out when he jumped out badger got an achievement

[@somedickhead6255]

@@High_Peak achievement unlocked: kill a stan

[@O-bearer-mine]

"it's ok, I'll hop out da whip" *Halo moment*

[@Firewolf59007]

"I don't want uppies" is so funny one of the funniest lines I've heard

[@b1-battledroid669]

Fun fact: Jorge is a Spartan II, same as the Master Chief making him part of the tallest generation of Spartans. He stands at 7’4” , making him four inches taller than the Master Chief. He is also the heaviest member of Noble Team, weighing *320 POUNDS.*

[@jahvonramirez7687]

Thicc

[@b1-battledroid669]

@@jahvonramirez7687 he dummy thicc

[@kevoelevo88]

It’s funny that Chief is 1 inch shorter than Shaq

[@b1-battledroid669]

@@kevoelevo88 it really is

[@missmillion3864]

b e e g b o i

[@zweb262]

“So this is a good cutscene, right? Nobody dies?” He says, as Kat’s head explodes and her corpse slams into the pavement.

[@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey]

Pisses me off how she could've survived that.

[@cavern6655]

@Videoms ...ARMOUR LOCK ARMOUR LOCK ARMOUR LOCK

[@Broly_TheMetroidFan]

"spartans never die, they're just missing in action" me: (coughs in reach)

[@dogbogs]

@@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey she could not. the massive radiation flare from the glassing disabled their shields. they most likely couldn't put them back up until they made it to the radiation bunker

[@plumdestiny6968]

I miss the day when games were made with "fun" as a key component

[@tntalchemist]

Same. Nowadays, they're too focused on making a product to make money rather than an experience to entertain the players

[@logeyperogi1805]

Nowadays they’re all about making money

[@violetcaster4644]

That's kind of why I've been thinking about going the hipster route, but then you see the prices of some of the really good old games and it gets kind of terrifying. Upside being, apart from nintendo, a number of those -good- more successful old games usually find re-releases on newer hardware, like Reach, for instance.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Yeah…. Except indua games. They make it to be fun

[@bubbak1739]

Same recent releases are like your supposed to have fun here’s me not giving a fuck

[@Boomken76]

6:42 its the ball getting logged in the wall that just tips it for me 🤣🤣

[@birb2200]

I won't lie, Halo: Reach holds a special place in my heart and it will eternally be my favourite Halo game... The Forge days were something else with some amazing and really creative gamemodes...

[@redmist6630]

oh yeah

[@dylanfischer6871]

My friends made a forge map with a secret base halo reach and three cant be topped in my opinion

[@americantank8831]

Hell yeah

[@stevenwilson633]

I miss the og days

[@wadoo-it]

I was better at Reach's forge when I was dumber (younger) than I am now, in which I struggle to not make new angles for buildings

[@connorklein7376]

Jesus Christ Badger, your mocap suit animating is getting out of hand…… I freaking love it

[@generalfranky1905]

his evolution in animations has grown so much he is literally *ASCENDED*

[@Xahnel]

Actually, Reach came out during that glorious period when Bungie was granting eternal permission to use their music, so you can use whatever you like.

[@le_floofy_sniper_ducko]

Ehhhh dont be so sure with 343 taking over and that teachnically being MCC version that may no longer apply

[@ENDfilms44]

@@le_floofy_sniper_ducko the only halo with copyright claim issues is 4

[@le_floofy_sniper_ducko]

@@ENDfilms44 i wouldnt take any statement on in game sounds nor music at face value and it also depends if its twitch or youtube because one will claim one thing and the other wont and the other way around

[@LordGecko9291]

@@ENDfilms44 you're right Halo 4 has the only music that gets copyright claims generally

[@horrorsans3676]

"Okay, we need to make a good game... So let's take fornite.. and do NONE of that. Boom, halo reach."

[@Evangelion543]

Thank you for the Arby 'n' the Chief reference. The show ended this year, and im glad to have been part of the journey. Thank you so much.

[@coleflames]

What do you mean "ended this year"? Was it still somehow going??

[@sylusvegeta]

"This is a good part right, nobody dies?" I felt that.

[@astrocolton6448]

Kat probably didn’t

[@blacknwhitegaming]

@@astrocolton6448 calm down, he's already dead!

[@fabricator-generalbob1342]

@@astrocolton6448 that Jackal probably posted that shot on the Covenant equivalent of the internet as part of a trickshot montage

[@mapleflag6518]

@@fabricator-generalbob1342 It was an elite that killed her I think.

[@SolarEclipse6872]

@@astrocolton6448 Wasn't Kat the blue one?

[@MaxwellAerialPhotography]

Badger is reaching levels of quality and nostalgia that should not be mathematically possible.

[@DamienDarksideBlog]

I hope this video hits Halo fans as much as the FONV video hit me.

[@phillippeterson110]

What is math if not trying to make the impossible possible

[@grimreaper894]

Not scientifically possible!!!! 1 gold star to each person that knows this meme.

[@gabrielblank3266]

It be doing numbers (get it, math)

[@santiagogarcia1606]

@@DamienDarksideBlog I’m a halo fan and this is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched, it’s hilarious and it’s so good, this man earned a new sub and like

[@LunarRhine]

"a game so old it was actually designed to have fun" = words that make me proud to be an og Halo fanboy

[@QTEila]

The good ole times

[@exalted_space9224]

The better years.

[@SkittleJuice2]

I recently got a figure of Jorge, and this video makes me like him even more. (I have not played any Halo game. I’m going strictly off my impressions through this video.)

[@tyreekhillthecheetah]

trust me play it it fun it good we love it

[@dimorix6593]

“Objection! Badger fucken ballin!” Gets me every time.

[@SpoopyPhoenix]

BADGER FUCKIN BALLIN

[@goldstar9587]

6:55 legit every time

[@andrewowens4421]

It's just perfect.

[@Лука-ц8у]

Your profile pic is dope i'm gonna use it

[@unpopularrobloxutuber543]

lul

[@Regular_Alley]

The fact that he MADE an Arby n' The Chief reference means that those years of watching it after school weren't a fever dream and I appreciate that 🤣

[@NightmarishAngel413]

When-

[@erics1093]

Timestamp plz

[@DRWNGamer6915]

TIME STAMP NOW

[@captainskychaser9536]

25:33 here ya guys go

[@DRWNGamer6915]

@@captainskychaser9536 damn this is doing numbers 😂 tyyy

[@pattonkeith]

Fast Facts: Jorge is actually the only Spartan II in Noble Team, the rest are Spartan IIIs.

[@PeachDragon_]

Which is why he's so much bigger (jorge is the tallest spartan 2 but still)

[@regularasiandude17]

Actually, Kurt is the tallest.

[@PeachDragon_]

@@regularasiandude17 still, jorge is taller than the average spartan 2, the average spartan 2 is just slightly taller than master chief if i remember correctly, either that or equal in size to chief.

[@James11111]

@@PeachDragon_ So you're saying that, among his peers, Chief is a shortstack. Oh wow Palmer thinking he'd be taller makes sense now.

[@Alex-ft8bs]

@@PeachDragon_ nope Master Chief is slightly above average at 7'2 and Jorge is 7'4 while the tallest spartan is Kurt which is 8'2, don't know where you got that Master Chief is short that's just not true

[@juliasullivan6082]

18:06 Uncle Ben what happened? THEY CREASED MY FUCKIN JAYS PETER!!!!

[@senthesanguinesinner9]

I genuinely want a Russian Badger: Talk-S**t-And-Get-Hit compilation because I’d be choking on my own laughter from just how consistent he is with getting cocky before getting put down Byakuya VS Renji style…

[@evillaughinthebackground5732]

"Yeeaaah!!! ARMOR LOCK. BITCH!!" *GETS INSTANTLY BLASTED* btw i was just rewatching Bleach earlier w/ my bro, remembering those good ole' times

[@Chr1s7567]

yes id love to see that as well lol

[@its.jackson6621]

Renji is the definition of talk sh!t get hit throughout the whole series

[@senthesanguinesinner9]

@@its.jackson6621 Oh my god! Yes! Dude’s best wins are in the Goddamn Bount Arc LoL!

[@Raptorman0205]

"Halo Reach, a game so old, it was actually designed to be fun" god that is so true it hurts.

[@feveredmushroomHD]

Feelz bad mang

[@Viscid149]

I felt that on a personal level

[@IcedTheLocalClown]

Considering game & watch also made like that, damn that really hurt

[@4leafzilla312]

6:35 The funniest thing is that Jorge is only 2 inches taller than Chief. Also, the reason they’re both that tall is because they’re Spartan 2’s, while the rest of Noble team are Spartan 3’s.

[@theangrysangheili]

The only sad thing about Badger's mocap suit is Heavenly is no longer a cacodemon.

[@c00lgal07]

Also Kane lives in death?

[@kalibruhmoment3032]

@@c00lgal07 what

[@ju2tunknown]

doom meatball

[@AKDAnimations]

@@ju2tunknown exactly)

[@theangrysangheili]

@@c00lgal07 Indeed, hail Kane.

[@AonghasMcTavish]

Our group has calles ourselves the 51st armoured forklift division for a reason. Remember reach

[@aDESTROYER_50]

Please tell me everyone in the group is forklift certified

[@AonghasMcTavish]

@@aDESTROYER_50 Perhaps.

[@mrpixiledd2489]

WAIT I REMEMBER YOU THEN, WHAT THE FUCK YO

[@PlanetaryDust]

@@aDESTROYER_50 not legally, but yes

[@jyotiradityasatpathy3546]

Cringe

[@HunterTVbro]

who else is eating Halo 3 fries while watching this

[@midknight_2139]

Me!

[@dabloons4862]

Yo

[@PianoEmu1120]

Mike

[@TheDevPodcast]

Who cares I'm better

[@josefzalusky7307]

Better question, who's monchin on some Moa Burger Pringles

[@CallhimSJ]

I like how this man single handedly made halo relevant again

[@spleefrog9]

"A game so old it was designed to be fun" Idk whether to laugh or cry at that, it's so true.

[@kyleaugustine6886]

No you laugh _AND_ cry because it's *true.*

[@petkofuchalski9809]

both.

[@merasmurry1460]

Sorry but 2000s fps game were not designed to be fun, there's a reason we called it the dark ages of gaming.

[@VarangianGuard13]

​@@merasmurry1460It's not a dark age. You don't like Reach? Great! Next game? They're all their own thing, and if you're thia salty, go back to the brine pool, or give some real examples of what you dislike, please.

[@merasmurry1460]

@@VarangianGuard13 Look I'm sorry but halo is what ruined fps games, every game wanted to do the 2 weapon limit because of halo, everyone wanted to do the shitty turret section because of halo, everyone wanted the melee to an instant kill because of halo. This of course lead to every fps game at the time trying to copy what halo did which lead to shit like call of duty and battlefield games that are fine, but are bland and repetitive. Plus back in the mid 2000s to mid 2010s was when the PS3 was made and ended up being such a hassle to develop game for that many game studios ended up shutting down. Plus the xbox 360 also came out around that time, and the xbox 360 was of course poorly designed to the point where it would overheat and brick itself. This is what is know as the "Red Ring Of Death". Anyways those are just the main issues I have with halo and the games that came out around mid 2000s to mid 2010s. If you would like more examples let me know I will provide.

[@squishydink200]

“Yes when I was 14 I was still a threat to my parents” As if all fourteen year olds aren’t

[@red_squater_1683]

Word

[@Luck_wrought]

True

[@unitedbankofmuneh6247]

But for different reasons

[@Ronin_Chikara_Ikari]

I feel offended.

[@NickDaGamer1998]

The Arby N' The Chief reference just de-aged me 12 years.

[@nicholascarrasco2141]

Yea dude !

[@RadarHawk]

He's been doing arby n the chief references for a long time.

[@SigmaYVR]

lolololololololololololololol

[@zebaguettefromfrance1287]

that reference made me rollback to 2009

[@James11111]

Didn't de-age me at all cuz I just watched the latest episode that was put out a few days ago.

[@DiscontinuedChannel00035]

5:48 BABY!

[@DiscontinuedChannel00035]

7:50

[@DiscontinuedChannel00035]

7:54

[@DiscontinuedChannel00035]

9:44

[@Dr.Termoil]

5:48 BABY wait george George no GEORGE NOOOOOOOO

[@dhampir_days]

me and my brother recently went to an arcade and one of the prizes for having a certain amount of tickets was a tiny Halo figure. one of the choices was Jorge. so we gambled a ton of money to get the tickets to get Jorge in our grabby little hands because of this one video. literally the entire time we were quoting "what tha jorge doin". I appreciate it, Badger. stay ballin.

[@hirthviktor3215]

Yeah badger is awesome

[@jonasribeiro2001]

Wholesome

[@OffdutyMtf]

how tall is da jorge doe ?

[@MerchantrRe4]

@@OffdutyMtf, 7 feet 4 inches

[@saxtonturner2240]

Blessed comment

[@ArustwatDaGoat]

" Mamster Chiemf on a bottle " Said by a Spartan after killing all his teammates

[@-YELDAH]

they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder, funnyest shidd I’ve ever sgedf

[@ravendefinitelyover188]

Can someone put a time stamp for that?

[@ArustwatDaGoat]

@@ravendefinitelyover188 it's starting on 1:43 I think

[@Budokaienjoyer]

Where'd you get the overflow cousin with a christmas hat from?

[@ArustwatDaGoat]

@@Budokaienjoyer I made it XD

[@noneontheair]

Jorge is significantly larger than the other Spartans in Noble because he’s a Spartan-II and the others are Spartan-IIIs. He’s quite a bit older and significantly more heavily augmented.

[@NaruSanavai]

He's larger than most of the IIs, too.

[@iancoheekelsey]

Came here to say this.

[@caseyhall2320]

@@NaruSanavai Jorge is a fucken BIG boi.

[@SuperJay1210]

Soooo…… your saying he’s an aBsoLuTe UUUUUNNNIITTTTTT

[@kingnothing8570]

@@NaruSanavai yes but some of the 2's make him look like a 3 hes bigger than most but some are just stupid big.

[@HumbleTrooper]

Aw man, the Blood Gulch map brings back so many memories from Red vs Blue

[@potatoes869]

"His name his "JORGE" chat? There's no way his name is Jorge." "YES THAT IS JORGE YES THAT IS JORGE YES THAT IS JORGE YES THAT IS JORGE YES THAT IS JORGE."

[@Yes_Indeed-w7t]

It took me until like 16 minutes to think of think of the rabbits George

[@soopakoopa6461]

To be fair, there really isn't much of a "meta" strategy in reach anyway. The main strat is just to aim for the head and hope you land more shots than they do. Or if you die, hope your ragdoll is funny.

[@willleese8842]

Always. Always go for the funny ragdoll

[@TheSuspectOnFoot]

There is the little game where you gotta figure out whether it's better to finish the other guy off by a melee or does he seem good enough making that a risky idea so that you gotta act like you're gonna melee and close up but back at the last nano-second and score a headshot while he tries a melee

[@a.dafkat3929]

Thats pretty much it.

[@kuroganeshiroe4760]

Imagine buying his Gamer Supp at a store, "Hello I'm here to buy your stock of Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000"

[@satan1841]

The mall wart employee would commit Lego step

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

@@satan1841 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZiQmomNe8aUhtU

[@jonwalker9889]

@@J0hnHenrySNEEDen it hurts to see how unfunny this is

[@lelandholmquist2467]

lol what the fuck XD

[@enchanted_end9395]

Bro badger is the only person I actually watch the sponsorships for. This man makes literally ANYTHING entertaining

[@mas08atx14]

I think it is hilarious that he spent 2000 dollars on a piece of futuristic technology to get a 15 % buff for shit posting.

[@JakeTalksGamesYT]

He's the new stand up comedian of covid

[@spooniestcomb9152]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that badger (or the one who does the edits. new to this channel) took the time to put in the sound of the Spartans armor hitting the roof while doing push ups.

[@galibrim]

Neattio fact about Badge is that he does all his own editing, scripting, and all that jazz. He's a freaking sociopath-of-a-perfectionist I guess but he also likes knowing exactly what he's giving us. Hope you're liking his content!

[@lordfelidae4505]

@@galibrim hard not to!

[@roadblock0210]

@@galibrim gotta love his content. Been watching for years it's just such a bummer that due to how good they are they take forever to produce. I wish his upload schedule could be a little tighter just to see more of him around though I understand he wouldn't want to dip quality even a little. I've watched this video 6 or so times since it came out. Very hard to fault batcher for being results driven while making instant classics and getting millions of views. Just takes a lot of his time, I'd imagine 60-80 hours as a total guess with getting the footage, audio, edit, and motion capture.

[@qwertycat12]

@@roadblock0210 he has mentioned that he prefers quality over quantity and hey, it makes the videos that much better, to know that what you're watching isn't half assed

[@o-no-cop7972]

The tire iron in fallout is the same as the wooden sword in Skyrim. I once enchanted a wooden sword with soul steal and stamina damage, named it morning wood and the proceeded to kill the boss of the main story with it and steal his soul.

[@vobsvids]

Perfection

[@tysonvienneau1830]

If it was any other game I would question it But since it was Skyrim it checks out

[@chazo1367]

I’d believe it but you can’t take Alduins soul as he is a dragon and soul steal doesn’t work on dragons and Alduin doesn’t get his soul stolen anyway.

[@unprankable666]

I'd believe it. With fortify restoration loops, forced armor glitch, and so many more. Skyrim is such a broken game, it's wrapped back around to being good.

[@dragonoverlord2010]

I mean wooden sword is good, but have you ever enchanted a fork and knife with chaos damage and fiery soul trap and called yourself an eccentric gourmet cannibal?

[@Lizzardthething]

“I’ve been flashbanged by words.” Shouldn’t be as relatable as it is. Anyways, *they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder*

[@JackPettit-dh3jl]

Dey poot da mamster cheiaf in da sdoa

[@TheCooldog]

As a long-time halo reach fan, this video hits deeper than an energy sword through my sternum.

[@TheDevPodcast]

Who cares I'm better

[@JoeSmith-xp5ll]

Elites, then?

[@CadentClock39]

That or a gravity hammer smacking me square in the head.

[@jackiechan8262]

This shit hits harder than new Alexandria

[@aydenconely8460]

@@TheDevPodcast did you really just say who cares?

[@H2os_72]

It’s pretty clear, that when a game is over a decade old, and still has pretty much full MP servers, you know it’s a massive success.

[@spaceemperorspar4791]

More like every Halo title released since Reach has been of…debatable quality

[@milesmccollough5507]

@@spaceemperorspar4791 sadge

[@DominikMaslyk]

@@milesmccollough5507 badge

[@MsMacintosh]

@Jason Hanlan my thoughts exactly.

[@deathtrooper2048]

Not really, the fact that it got rereleased and is the 2nd newest halo game on PC, not because it's good. Reach is dogshit

[@eddywap5668]

Jorge is actually big cuz he’s a Spartan 2 like master chief while the rest of noble squad are Spartan 3s

[@sgtslappynuts5792]

nah its because he has a huge heart filled with love, which is better able to support a larger bodymass

[@quinn8599]

Lore nerd

[@jesusofbullets]

Where did you get that misinformation from?

[@sgtslappynuts5792]

@@jesusofbullets he's right 🤷‍♂️

[@shoebillgaming2147]

officer claigaine

[@shrubgaming2557]

i just realized 9:16 is actually a bug produced by lights in sfm, the fact that badger made it seem part of the video is very interesting!

[@haticle2762]

Play SCP: secret lab it’s a hilarious multiplayer game that you can pretty much turn into a a goddamn mad house if you get enough people on your side

[@Mariodash23]

Dude, Secret Lab is perfect for Meal Team Six to just fuck around in.

[@philsharpe4315]

Yes he needs to play secret lab

[@saltologist7286]

duuuude they gotta play secret lab lmao

[@Demon_Snake]

It's pure chaos dude so yes they should play it

[@tallcollin27]

Yes, especially with soundboards

[@SakkiAddo]

Honestly, I’m super impressed with how much effort that must’ve went into making this video. It seems like nobody tries that hard on KZbin anymore, this was super refreshing and you had my attention pretty much the whole way though. Keep it up bud, you earned my sub!

[@tal-9581]

Yeah and there actually funny

[@aydenconely8460]

He finally found the only not try to laugh that is completely impossible.

[@enclave9497]

Great effort but also a shitpost of shitposts

[@starscream2.032]

0:37 - 0:38 Seeing Dalas' mask on top of Spartan armor is one of the most blursed images I have ever seen.

[@scorpion40k]

Dallas is Grouse's icon now lol

[@Ms.miragev1]

right next to “woman respecter killed you”

[@SaturnsRing98]

They're putting the Master Chief back in the soda for real on November 6, my birthday no less naturally instantly quoted this

[@gabrielfrench5090]

I lost control when they said "WOMEN. CANNOT. EAT THIS." Gets me every time.

[@Acostapus]

Glad I'm a sigma male 😈

[@DatBoiChucklez]

8:16

[@nepspartan-7597]

But can a toned tomboy eat it?

[@obsidianfuryarg]

@@nepspartan-7597 that's a good question

[@TriggerTrooperTV]

@@nepspartan-7597 as a femboy I say yes

[@NathanDaNeko]

Fun fact: if you stare at Jorge, I think, he says "your file spoke of this" which means that it's cannon that noble six/you stare at people blankly at random

[@juicedrinkingknight8207]

That's Carter that says that

[@NathanDaNeko]

@@juicedrinkingknight8207 thanks for reminding me, I wasn't sure if it was jorge or Carter who says it, but I know it happens

[@donk6790]

@@NathanDaNeko not to be a nitpicky nerd but the specific line is "this qualifies as lone wolf stuff, six.", a reference to the intro cutscene where he says "leave that lone wolf stuff behind. we're a team." (edit: its carter who says it)

[@ryandrost9589]

@@donk6790 That's a cut scene bro. Not gameplay

[@colecacola0]

@@ryandrost9589 bro he quoted a line that REFERENCES the line from the intro cutscene, should probably read a little bit closer next time

[@jdh6255]

3:12 I’m glad this aged well (in video games).

[@davidkelley8442]

The fact that you named your flavor “Guacamole gamer fart 9000” is legendary

[@yuji165]

The fact that G supps even allow it is even moreso lol

[@Sorain1]

@@yuji165 Clearly, that company understands their target market.

[@OperatorKevlar]

I drank so much that my blood type turned into Gammersupps.

[@tanzyvat5834]

That motion capture suit is amazing, I think we can all agree that badger is a god for buying a 20,000 dollar mocap suit just to shit post.

[@Spielen89]

Has he ever released a video on it? That’s insane that he bought one. I thought people were just joking

[@horrorsans3676]

@Angel Argueta he paid 30.000 dollars. To mocap a skirmisher holding a uno reverse card. For a shit post. This man is a legend.

[@ryanqube9132]

Clicked so fast, My father won't even have a chance.

[@crusadergaming7695]

What?

[@TheDevPodcast]

Who cares I'm better

[@crazebo9703]

Same

[@comesailwithmestudioz9613]

The Catholic one or the legal one?

[@agentfrost2095]

Same

[@YoutubeAccount7135]

4:43 you did not need to do my man carter like that 😭

[@mr.megamike]

"PUNCH HIM SO HARD, HE EXPLODES!" - Mr. Torgue, Borderlands 2

[@RepaidGold58]

“THE MOST BAD*SS THING YOU CAN DO IS TREAT A WOMAN WITH RESPECT” -Mr Torgue, Borderlands 2

[@Freekymoho]

@@RepaidGold58 but not other men; those you punch so hard they explode

[@godslayer139]

“RIGHT NOW YOU’RE RANKED #572 ON THE LEADERBOARD WHICH PUTS YOU BEHIND MY GRANDMA BUT AHEAD OF THE GUY SHE GUMMED TO DEATH. IT TOOK SIX HOURS!”

[@lalasagneexecrable752]

Torgue ? I haven’t heard that name in ages. Some good old vibes right here.

[@testname4464]

I love how their reaction to Bajur wetting the bed wasn't "Haha, bruh you were 14 and still pissing yourself?" And was just more confusion he brought it up at all. Those are some good friends right there

[@SamueL-td7fb]

Wholesome bajdur moment

[@FrumpDump]

Well whenever the average day experience is shooting yoshi with friends, is it really a suprise

[@jktwice8235]

Let’s be honest, all that means is that Badger was just keeping himself incredibly hydrated. Stay hydrated homies.

[@-Raylight]

*"Mind telling us what are you doing, Badger?"* *_"Sir, trashtalking while armor lockin-"_*

[@laserlights9684]

**BOOM**

[@WozViral]

Yo everywhere I go I see you in the comment section wtf

[@Codewinner]

Badger: "Anything you don't like? Punch it till it explodes." Me: *Punches my brain for ingesting so much brain rot*

[@ultra4921]

Jorge is actually a spartan 2, hense why he's so f***ing big.

[@michaelcrawford1966]

Thiccer then Kat

[@spoon1245]

@@michaelcrawford1966 Jorge is the thickest boy

[@hobblegod6096]

@@michaelcrawford1966 thicker than a god damn snickers

[@odinulveson9101]

Yes. Exactly. And the animated Fall of Reach film have Jorge beaten as a kid by an Oni officer guard after John ( MC )wakes up to start training with him and others

[@boldsans1070]

Jorge is literally all might levels of fucking buff and these guys be callin him fuckin fat

[@Crayonmuncher9060]

Never gonna forget when I called someone “elite preferred species” and he came back with a “I don’t know what that means but if it’s about Jewish people that is highly offensive”

[@sirapple589]

Now I’m imagining an Elite wearing a yarmulke.

[@midknight_2139]

@@sirapple589 damn thanks for that image

[@igotnothingbettertodo472]

Chosenite intensefies

[@07ProdPhilly]

@@sirapple589 *exhales intensly*

[@Tigershark_3082]

*laughs in being a Jewish sangheili

[@S_O_U_P]

"Is reach important?" Idk it's only the place where every spartan was trained before the covenant and their split lips showed up.

[@awsomesaucefilms18]

@Eric Whitebread I see your a man of culture 😂

[@reddracen2193]

I mean, it IS where the mamsrhbr chehade in the soder was trained.

[@chrissimmer1273]

And the UNSC's biggest shipyard

[@RhoneM]

I mean, it does also happen to be a forerunner shield world but that's not too important

[@bean108]

@@RhoneM Wait really? Where was this mentioned?

[@S_Phoenix-059]

9:49 I just realized that Destiny 2 cabal phalanx ability to physics you to death came from Halo: Reach… The nightmares, they return… no, no, NOOOOOOOO!!!

[@oliverhasselbalch832]

Jorge is one of the tallest Spartans ever, even being taller than chief, so the question is... ya'll think Jorge was ballin'

[@BisexualG00SE]

Abso-fucking-lutely

[@deaconmaldonado7947]

Then there was Samuel

[@Aredel]

How tall is he in lore? Chief is 7' 2".

[@raccoon8743]

@@Aredel I believe in and out of armor Jorge had a good near foot on chief.

[@Aredel]

@@raccoon8743 what makes you say that?

[@tinyjunes]

badgers tiktok: HALO VID COMING SOON me 2 months later: *"soon" in the English lexicon only has one specified definition, one of which that should never be messed with.*

[@gabesisneros136]

Soon as in within the year hopefully

[@troglodyte280]

“Five Guys is a scam” *Objective: Survive*

[@aceofclubs404]

"Why are you booing me I'm right"

[@okruma625]

*You have alerted the horde*

[@EzekiesAcheron]

@@aceofclubs404 I'm booing u cos ur wrong, five guys gooooood.

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

They'd be better if they weren't so expensive. They're good, but they're not that good.

[@zacharyhull7612]

Five guys good but too expensive. In n out better

[@majorghoul9017]

Imagine the sheer confusion an elite would feel to just watch spartans dive off a cliff towards you and die like they're lemmings being murdered in a disney documentary

[@eosaeostre9242]

So for context on Jorge, he and Master Chief were trained together. The entire rest of Noble team was pulled from the following generation of Spartans with cheaper armor, training, and augmentations. “Disposable heroes” as they’re called in the books.

[@sketchyinfinity6091]

So Spartans 1s didn’t do well but Spartan 3s did shit as well making Spartan 2s peak? If I understand correctly or are Spartan 1 and 2s prime?

[@carna-9501]

And then noble 6 is just out here stackin bodies.

[@scummyy]

@@sketchyinfinity6091 Spartan III's were good, they were just given a weaker armor and i believe some of the armor issued to them didn't even have energy shields, they were way more expendable because the candidate pool was huge compared to that of Spartan II's, they were disposable Spartans, so yes Spartan II's are peak

[@xaleypoo4779]

Noble were some of the few SIIIs outfitted with proper Mjolnir at the time. Most SIIIs wore SPI armor, weaker than Mjolnir, but had cloaking.

[@predatorgamer4607]

@@sketchyinfinity6091 Spartan 2s are the peak in Spartan technology. The first Spartans were apart of what was called the Orion project which essentially kickstsrted the whole thing. Also fun fact: Sergeant Avery Johnson was one such participant in Project Orion, so there's another reason why he's so badass