HALO INFINITE NEEDS THIS TO SUCCEED

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@f.palmero5010
@f.palmero5010 Жыл бұрын
Assumptions: They want gal Spartans with bigger dump trucks. Reality: In lore, Spartan 177 "Master Chief" aka "John" was first put on the map during the battle of Horstes Hill more commonly known as Battle for Bridge Crossing due to its vital Bridge connecting the two largest hills in the region giving good sight lines and defensive capabilities. The battle was fierce as the Covenant Elites had captured the smaller hill and had pushed up entirely on the bridge. Luckily, one of the last few Pelicans to land on the Higher base carried a group of Spartans including 117. Further aid was cut off as Covenant Anti-air support had established themselves too close. The Spartans being rather new to combat with the Covenant made good progress but fell to the battle hardened Elites of the Covenant. All hope seemed loss until Master Chief used his, canonical, HUGE MASSIVE DUMP TRUCK ASS TO FLATTEN THE COVIE BASTARDS. So in order to pay homage to the lore, we need to ensure our asses in game can represent the absolute CAKES on the average Spartan.
@lonelygoat2716
@lonelygoat2716 Жыл бұрын
Well a larger butt is often caused by increased muscle in the glutes, so judging by the genetic modification in the spartan program alongside the training Spartans endured master chief should have a massive dumpy
@maridayzee
@maridayzee Жыл бұрын
with a massive dumpy help-
@WatchFelineSpine
@WatchFelineSpine Жыл бұрын
I mean you could say the same about female Spartans, halo reach did it so well but halo infinite is just not it
@mortarion9813
@mortarion9813 Жыл бұрын
_SO TRUE!_
@D4N13lGRAHAM
@D4N13lGRAHAM Жыл бұрын
Ok
@Maceyoshiman
@Maceyoshiman 2 жыл бұрын
The loss of the spartans' dump truck ass is truly a horrific tragedy.
@jurajlesko911
@jurajlesko911 2 жыл бұрын
Nay...it is heresy
@Ragtaggamers
@Ragtaggamers 2 жыл бұрын
I personally promoted the petition, it currently sits at over 5,000 signatures. For the restoration of Spartan cushions, for the restoration of dump truck asses, not just for the women but the men as well!!!
@submissionmachine4349
@submissionmachine4349 2 жыл бұрын
Halo lookz like shit on 🔥💩🔥💩💩🔥💩🔥💩🔥💩
@tacobread3
@tacobread3 2 жыл бұрын
I am deeply disgusted by this show of sexist degeneracy And I also could not agree more. R.I.P. Dump Truck Booty You where a real one -Ghandi Shakur
@half-blindentity9846
@half-blindentity9846 2 жыл бұрын
@@tacobread3 Where jorge?
@spacepelimiesdandy344
@spacepelimiesdandy344 2 жыл бұрын
Give it to me, I want to get distracted on the battlefield
@Curvzas
@Curvzas 2 жыл бұрын
Why 268 likes but no comments?
@vaderloaf
@vaderloaf 2 жыл бұрын
:0
@_spooT
@_spooT 2 жыл бұрын
jackals wouldn't be able to shoot female spartan's their scopes are focused somewhere else
@thatonefpsgamer1339
@thatonefpsgamer1339 2 жыл бұрын
They'll never know our pain
@ju87stukadivebomber87
@ju87stukadivebomber87 2 жыл бұрын
Taller characters is a dumb idea, but kinda not. Taller characters can see over higher walls, but also can be seen over higher walls, short characters are lower and can be fully protected more easily, but can't see over really anything.
@prankest7440
@prankest7440 2 жыл бұрын
“Master chief, you mind telling me what your doing.” “Sir, killing the covenant with my dump truck”
@vivacity1261
@vivacity1261 2 жыл бұрын
I know this is about the topic at hand, but I can definitely imagine the Chief actually driving a dump truck.
@King_Barbados
@King_Barbados Жыл бұрын
@@vivacity1261 I mean if noble 6 is Fork Lift certified then Master Chief is Dump truck certified.
@liamdalemon1525
@liamdalemon1525 11 ай бұрын
@@vivacity1261 "Master Chief, you mind telling me what your doing with that truck?" "Sir, taking out the trash!"
@The_Nü_Wave
@The_Nü_Wave 7 ай бұрын
"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that Elite?" "Sir, finishing."
@GTAartur100
@GTAartur100 4 ай бұрын
cual camion ????
@goldzior1128
@goldzior1128 2 жыл бұрын
"Halo Infinite needs this to succeed" Were it so easy
@The-Ent1ty
@The-Ent1ty 2 жыл бұрын
"We met as enemies- we are still enemies" -gravemind, probably.
@sirblue6194
@sirblue6194 2 жыл бұрын
It really was that easy. 343 is just incompetent
@bread7932
@bread7932 2 жыл бұрын
To be honest I think it might be, been giving it some thought I have noticed I'll put a lot more time into a game when I think the character I'm playing is attractive.
@sweetieswifey627
@sweetieswifey627 2 жыл бұрын
@@bread7932 💀
@Choryrth
@Choryrth Жыл бұрын
@@bread7932 there is a reason literally every game with good customization, people talk about it for ages. just look at dark souls. an action rpg, super dark, comparatively hard, and yet the people who play it the most, frequently call it "fashion souls", because looking cool is more important than wearing the best gear, to most players.
@hongmeiling8219
@hongmeiling8219 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, no representation for my absolute earth-shattering dumptruck ass 😔
@unterhau1102
@unterhau1102 2 жыл бұрын
Ayoo meiling??? Let me hit that
@The1AndOnly6133
@The1AndOnly6133 10 ай бұрын
@@unterhau1102NAH BRO
@happylittletrees6685
@happylittletrees6685 8 ай бұрын
Fr. And I thought inclusivity was all the rage.
@_1A84_
@_1A84_ 6 ай бұрын
😂
@monkeyt2675
@monkeyt2675 2 жыл бұрын
Thicc spartans will always live in our hearts
@damenpine
@damenpine Жыл бұрын
Remember reach
@ghostlegacy5701
@ghostlegacy5701 11 ай бұрын
5 was something else
@Neutronomy
@Neutronomy 10 ай бұрын
Specially Kat
@LeHarmacist
@LeHarmacist 4 ай бұрын
@@Neutronomyeven the female noble 6 had a massive cake. Especially during the end of epilogue cutscene where noble 6 watches the Pillar of Autumn fly away.
@LayzeeistLavender
@LayzeeistLavender 2 жыл бұрын
If they really wanna appease the fans they'd let us make dummy thicc elites
@liamdalemon1525
@liamdalemon1525 11 ай бұрын
Do Elites even have butts?
@The_iron_lord_perturabo
@The_iron_lord_perturabo 11 ай бұрын
@@liamdalemon1525no actually I don’t think so at least
@ddunfuh9239
@ddunfuh9239 9 ай бұрын
⁠@@The_iron_lord_perturaboyou’e right the legs of the elite just magically connect to the torso using neural physics
@The_iron_lord_perturabo
@The_iron_lord_perturabo 9 ай бұрын
@@ddunfuh9239 yeah your right
@Potato_Tomato-od2lz
@Potato_Tomato-od2lz 8 ай бұрын
@@ddunfuh9239just like the precursors intended
@YarugumaSou
@YarugumaSou 2 жыл бұрын
#BringBackSpartanBooties
@mr_indie_fan
@mr_indie_fan 2 жыл бұрын
#BringBackSpartanBoobies
@vaderloaf
@vaderloaf 2 жыл бұрын
#BringBackSpartanBooties
@cheefqueef6494
@cheefqueef6494 2 жыл бұрын
Kat died for this
@chamberkun
@chamberkun 2 жыл бұрын
Let's get it going people!!!
@youtubestuff683
@youtubestuff683 Жыл бұрын
Give us a booth slider
@A_real_Wizard
@A_real_Wizard 2 жыл бұрын
Give us thicc mommy spartans Give us playable Elites, and make them thicc too. This is Halo Infinite, we should be able to play any covenant race or regular marines by now.
@calebharris292
@calebharris292 10 ай бұрын
I'll play infinite if i can play a grunt in 5ft tall power armor
@Opbee12
@Opbee12 10 ай бұрын
Introducing, Halo: Thiccfinite.
@MCH-23.Quintus
@MCH-23.Quintus 4 ай бұрын
thicc ass for both gender*
@soniaserval454
@soniaserval454 2 жыл бұрын
As a woman, I feel like my Spartan cannot represent myself.
@joshuavidrine889
@joshuavidrine889 2 жыл бұрын
Well, you got excluded because 343i had to appease the .0001% of the population on Twitter that doesn't acknowledge that men and women have distinct physical differences and throw shitfits every time male and female are used as descriptors for body types. This happened in MCC too, the Reach and Halo 4 body options got renamed as "Heavy" or "Light" though at least they both still represent the distinctly different body shapes of the sexes. In Infinite we just got the 3 slightly different masculine shapes: big, average, and slim.
@soniaserval454
@soniaserval454 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuavidrine889 Exactly. I'm all for inclusivity, and neutral body types, but not like this half baked bs that even fails to pander to anyone at all. My gender neutral friends, surprise surprise, don't like Halo Infinite's only masculine Spartan choices!
@GumpierGoat2
@GumpierGoat2 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuavidrine889 nah, this wasn't 343 trying to be inclusive, this was laziness with them using inclusiveness as a shields
@dr.catherineelizabethhalse1820
@dr.catherineelizabethhalse1820 2 жыл бұрын
As a male I feel the same. I need bigger ass!
@brandonbackup873
@brandonbackup873 2 жыл бұрын
@@GumpierGoat2 This. So many poor decisions are getting excused by simply defaulting to the "inclusivity" justification, so they can simply attack their critics as bigots rather than address the problems. Fucking evangelical Christian media doesn't get away with this shit in their movies, why should anyone else?
@t.maraschino_cherry
@t.maraschino_cherry 2 жыл бұрын
Jokes about Reach’s female spartan models aside, I adored Reach so much as a kid because, for the first time in a video game franchise I loved, I felt represented. I no longer felt like I was an outcast for being a young girl who liked FPS video games. And the more I played Reach, the more proud I was to be a nerd who loved Halo. Maybe it’s a bit overdramatic of me to say, but I feel like all this “we can’t have female body types, everyone has to look the same!” is just going backwards.
@tacobread3
@tacobread3 2 жыл бұрын
They don’t need to do any thing crazy. Just create the male and female Spartans like the past two installments and let them each have there own body type options (similar to what it is currently) Trying to do taller or shorter is just silly and would just create more issues.
@Red_Pilot
@Red_Pilot 2 жыл бұрын
Especially shorter spartan dear God the corners
@MegaInsaneMC
@MegaInsaneMC 2 жыл бұрын
Odd-job 2.0
@HellbirdIV
@HellbirdIV Жыл бұрын
Considering how chunky Spartan armour is, they could absolutely do different body types without changing the hitboxes at all. Shorter Spartans would be a problem because of the hitbox issue, all sorts of dweebs would make their Spartans tiny to make them harder to hit..
@y3l10wflash6
@y3l10wflash6 Жыл бұрын
I want height & weight only available for and adjustable as an option for Custom Games Imagine a Character playing as Godzilla-sized monster with other players being human-sized trying to survive in collapsible buildings Or a big chungus Spartan for Fat Kid matches where your Spartan is turned into a Fat Spartan if you are the Fat Kid in the round
@ShhhHhhhz
@ShhhHhhhz Жыл бұрын
as a game rigger, i can tell you that they alrdy had a perfectly working rig and model from halo 5 (just like what COD does for ages now) but somebody from the studio decides that this is too distracting and unacceptable in todays representation.. so
@zealotking67
@zealotking67 2 жыл бұрын
In the weirdest way it feels like they took away a core element in the franchise. The idea that men and woman struggled together in the Howling Dark is a detail that's just as equal to the other elements that make the game feel alive
@zealotking67
@zealotking67 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't call it an overreach. Maybe overstated but not an overreach. It's the little things in games that go a long way
@cynobi4696
@cynobi4696 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone just wants the SFM video Spartans as a preset and I'm totally here for it 😤
@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 2 жыл бұрын
Those where halo 5 models
@mast3gam3r18
@mast3gam3r18 2 жыл бұрын
@@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 so?
@mortarion9813
@mortarion9813 Жыл бұрын
@@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 And?
@Refrigrator
@Refrigrator Жыл бұрын
​@@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778ok?
@ZER-sc3pc
@ZER-sc3pc 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, as much as I may joke about Spartan ass, the main reason I personally hope proper body type selection gets implemented is so that my Spartan can have a track runner build, and so that others who want to play as a Spartan who’s built like Jorge or whatever body type can do that.
@Groggyracer
@Groggyracer 2 жыл бұрын
Here's a funny fact for you. In a port of the armor core MkV (B) for Fallout 4, it was discovered that all body types conform to the male body. You literally cannot be a female in Halo Infinite. It took another modder to separate and create a female body type from scratch using the bodyslide system; and do you know what? They did it! One person did what a AAA company could not. That is what pisses me off about 343, they are lazy and uncaring about Halo as an IP. They either need to pull their fingers out of their arse or leave.
@Groggyracer
@Groggyracer 2 жыл бұрын
@@jackcolson4745 That's... not it at all...
@Groggyracer
@Groggyracer 2 жыл бұрын
@@jackcolson4745 The reason why they didn't make different bodies (Masculine/Feminine) was to quite simply accommodate for the armor core system which has turned out to be a failure. In order to cover up the corner cutting 343 did they said that Spartans in Infinite are androgynous which makes little sense since spartan 4s are more akin to special forces rather than super soldiers, making them more human in appearance. Overall it's just 343 being lazy. Not politics.
@Groggyracer
@Groggyracer 2 жыл бұрын
@@jackcolson4745 Also "voluptuous posteriors"? Bro come on just say what it is.
@reptilevice6382
@reptilevice6382 2 жыл бұрын
Get that modder a position at 343i ASAP
@TheWeedyBird
@TheWeedyBird 2 жыл бұрын
@@reptilevice6382 they know how to do everything they just don’t
@savonixpro2
@savonixpro2 Жыл бұрын
It's not my fault I want my character to be caked up 😂😂
@twzn7248
@twzn7248 2 ай бұрын
Honestly I kinda just like those halo models better. It fits the armor style I wear the most (usually just being smaller armors to appear more try hard) 😂 and the curves are just symmetrically pleasing to look at
@ZergS4uc3
@ZergS4uc3 2 жыл бұрын
Right so sauce on the spartan booty. And i can see a reason for not allowing height as an option, however the body type one should have more options.
@RingBearer-bl7cg
@RingBearer-bl7cg 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/embSeXqEls6Zf6c Here's your sauce.
@ZergS4uc3
@ZergS4uc3 2 жыл бұрын
@@RingBearer-bl7cg i meant the drawing, ive seen the animation before and am well versed in that sauce lol
@re-vam-p
@re-vam-p 2 жыл бұрын
The reason for not allowing height is because some players would have unfair advantages due to their hitbox being smaller
@DeathHimSelf_117
@DeathHimSelf_117 2 жыл бұрын
Here you go themaestronoob
@Nara.Shikamaru
@Nara.Shikamaru Жыл бұрын
I need my Spartan to have a fat dumpy bro. They’ve taken all of the passion out of teabagging 😂😂😂
@s1nner_
@s1nner_ 2 жыл бұрын
As a man, I want my male character to have a dump truck as to represent myself
@azeroth2994
@azeroth2994 9 ай бұрын
Master Chief be ballin' before Infinite
@sangheilicommander2295
@sangheilicommander2295 2 жыл бұрын
Bring back playable Elites!
@TheSteamyPickle
@TheSteamyPickle 2 жыл бұрын
If you have a character who is meant to be physically strong (no matter the gender) and they don’t have powerful glutes then you don’t understand human anatomy and how forces are generated through the body. I know it’s only a story but give us the dump trucks back!
@TheWither129
@TheWither129 2 жыл бұрын
Not even the chief has cake :(
@gabrielshaffer-beckner9856
@gabrielshaffer-beckner9856 Жыл бұрын
Bigger and more round asses are more common with stonger people and runners and youd think with the augmentations theyd have that
@EastlakeRasta7
@EastlakeRasta7 Жыл бұрын
​@INSRMNTBLE 10K Olympic sprinters have a more round ass your argument is irrelevant because the Spartan augmentations would be the perfect balance between strength training and Cardio. Especially when you consider the fact that female Spartans are supposed to be the Pinnacle of human anatomy meaning they would have birth hips.
@doomslayer453
@doomslayer453 Жыл бұрын
Halo reach males were caked up lmao
@Whiskey-cr9dq
@Whiskey-cr9dq Жыл бұрын
@@doomslayer453absolutely everyone in that game had a (rightly so) massive dumpy no wonder it’s basically the last good halo game
@airdegree6007
@airdegree6007 2 жыл бұрын
It would be fantastic if we had elites to play as again. I love playing as the elites.
@ReqchV1
@ReqchV1 2 жыл бұрын
Yes bring back thicc female Spartans
@Neutronomy
@Neutronomy 10 ай бұрын
Also thicc male Spartans like Jorge
@andryuu_2000
@andryuu_2000 Ай бұрын
Male too. Ass cheeks are muscles
@GFSA3
@GFSA3 8 ай бұрын
Why would 343 give things to the Halo community? If there's one thing 343 hates more than Halo, it's the players.
@_-_-_L_-_-_
@_-_-_L_-_-_ 2 жыл бұрын
They couldve just copied halo reach armor and given you personal ranks to unlock shit and made the game 60$ but no they wanted to be greedy fucks and lock everything cool behind pay walls
@Scafidi616
@Scafidi616 2 жыл бұрын
since the moment they announced F2P i knew this will happen, actually that was the worst announcement for me LOL
@RaifuEnthusiast
@RaifuEnthusiast 2 жыл бұрын
Well that's what happens when you get "free" games rarely devs won't be scummy but when you're a billion dollar company this is par for the course
@bobdylan1968
@bobdylan1968 Жыл бұрын
ALLL THE REACH ARMOR WAS FREE OR IN THE 10 dollar battlepass! Learn to fucking count!
@_-_-_L_-_-_
@_-_-_L_-_-_ Жыл бұрын
@@bobdylan1968 I'm not paying shit
@bobdylan1968
@bobdylan1968 Жыл бұрын
@@_-_-_L_-_-_ you paid 60 fucking dollars and 10 dollars a month to pay online for LESSS. WAY WAY WAY Less. Less modes, worse forge, no custom games browser, a 1/20TH THE customization! You get more for CHEAPER with infinite. That's a fucking fact. You will pay for customization. You did for every halo game before this. You paid AGAIN 60 dollars and 10 dollars a month.
@echronothemiserable1500
@echronothemiserable1500 2 жыл бұрын
You can never please fans. Not defending halo here because it’s online is arguably not the best compared to older games but they could release a new update tomorrow and people would be upset. Also, we definitely should not be wanting character sizes to be a thing because you know full well sweats are going to main smaller characters because they’ll be harder to hit. As for being thicc, y’all just horny. All the Spartans are already huge and the people inside the suits aren’t nearly as big as it is. We don’t need an +10’ female elite crushing you with her thighs as a melee kill
@MrSarge-nw5jy
@MrSarge-nw5jy 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a marine fighting the Banished, but you get distracted after a Spartan IV with an absolute Pixar dumpy sprints right past you and impales a brute with her knife. Then you get hit by a red plasma bolt from some brute’s plasma rifle because you weren’t paying attention.
@HopeisAnger
@HopeisAnger Жыл бұрын
Happens. Local PD officer got distracted by a supervisor's rear end during a felony stop. Fortunately, the suspect had terrible aim. Bodycam vid was just him losing focus for just a second, then bam bam bam. Bam.
@physical_insanity
@physical_insanity Жыл бұрын
Considering this happened every so often in Reach, this must all be a ploy by 343 to make Halo more "competitive."
@WolfshotPlayz
@WolfshotPlayz Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't have any regrets, tbh...
@simonsaysdie3155
@simonsaysdie3155 9 ай бұрын
No way haha​@@HopeisAnger
@nenthal1761
@nenthal1761 7 ай бұрын
To have elites back as an option for multiplayer would be a blessing that we could all appreciate
@Fullgingermode
@Fullgingermode 3 ай бұрын
Agreed
@williamheath7058
@williamheath7058 2 жыл бұрын
I actually forget that my character has the more feminine body type because they difference between is so small
@DE0.01
@DE0.01 7 ай бұрын
shake or bake, games need cake. we ain't getting 'lites, we ain't getting better options hell, we're not even getting the whole game anymore.
@theantagonist2960
@theantagonist2960 2 жыл бұрын
They took away my ass. Imma need it back
@MaxsonAtTheFort
@MaxsonAtTheFort 10 ай бұрын
Blame the pronoun brigade on Twitter for the loss of the dump trucks and the male and female gender options
@spartanvenom5388
@spartanvenom5388 2 жыл бұрын
I know the want for a more feminine body type is usually referred to in a more joking way,but honestly having 5 body types would be much better than the three we currently have; which are basically just average,slightly masculine,and slightly feminine. Imagine how much more unique you could make your spartan if you had both a much more feminine type that changed the character model a bit more, as well as the same kind of thing in the opposite direction with a much more masculine body type.
@A1756-g3m
@A1756-g3m 2 жыл бұрын
I just want an extension of invasion where you can have more players on covies but some are stuck playing playable grunts and jackals and such
@KRENxOFxEVIL
@KRENxOFxEVIL 2 жыл бұрын
It is not hard to see why they did this. They just don't want to put in the work that it would take to make a dummy thicc spartan or the work to put in an elite. I WANT MY ELITE 343!
@THERATSANDTHERATS
@THERATSANDTHERATS 2 жыл бұрын
Why not a caked Elite?
@murrayrothtard6072
@murrayrothtard6072 Жыл бұрын
I’m guessing they did it to balance out the game (although I wouldn’t throw out the laziness hypothesis altogether). Smaller Spartans would have a slight edge.
@physical_insanity
@physical_insanity Жыл бұрын
Give the man what he wants.
@physical_insanity
@physical_insanity Жыл бұрын
@@murrayrothtard6072 Who cares about balance? I just want to have fun AND LOOK COOL!
@sporeham1674
@sporeham1674 10 ай бұрын
I want my spartan to have a dumptruck.
@CoolestEverMade
@CoolestEverMade 2 жыл бұрын
It was a small gripe for me too when getting kats armor and then not being able to make her the same skinny frame that she was in halo reach. It was small which is why I originally didn't complain too much but since people are talking about the body type yes I need a smaller female frame for kat's armor
@FirewallsVODs-bw4wv
@FirewallsVODs-bw4wv 8 ай бұрын
My only complaints ; need female body types, and playable elites
@ryandriscoll9167
@ryandriscoll9167 10 ай бұрын
Remember that time Chief jumped out of a space station and smashed his dump truck through a covenant Super Carrier
@kriegertechpriest7011
@kriegertechpriest7011 2 жыл бұрын
If I cant distract that camper with my entire bakery...then this game aint worth it
@LegendarySauce
@LegendarySauce Жыл бұрын
They need to fix this It’s such a easy fix
@Kenian1
@Kenian1 2 жыл бұрын
I just want change my spartan gender please
@katzlover321
@katzlover321 Жыл бұрын
They removed male and female as options on MCC and infinite, and replaced them with body types and voice types. So stupid.
@spartantyler7
@spartantyler7 2 жыл бұрын
Where are the SJW's when it matters we need to fight for the dumpy
@ICYGAMMA036
@ICYGAMMA036 2 жыл бұрын
I refuse to play infinite until booty returns. No cake? No play.
@Schlouchies
@Schlouchies 10 ай бұрын
I want spartan asses and i want to be a elite bruh why cant i have both
@scarletking115
@scarletking115 2 жыл бұрын
We want and need firefight! Quick everybody message 343 on all social media platforms that they are on and say we want firefight!!! Please guys I can't do this alone!!
@zaddyuwu9720
@zaddyuwu9720 Жыл бұрын
I would come back so fast if they added a warzone/firefight game mode and assassinations no joke
@Tar-Numendil
@Tar-Numendil Жыл бұрын
I would be glued to Infinite if they added Firefight. I'd probably lose my job over it.
@DarkKnight-iz1bh
@DarkKnight-iz1bh 7 ай бұрын
and what now?​@@Tar-Numendil
@Tar-Numendil
@Tar-Numendil 7 ай бұрын
@@DarkKnight-iz1bh Disappointed with KOTH. I wanted classic Firefight.
@DarkKnight-iz1bh
@DarkKnight-iz1bh 7 ай бұрын
@@Tar-Numendil agreed
@grimcreeperyt9241
@grimcreeperyt9241 2 жыл бұрын
1. Bigger butts? Come on 2. Elites? While that would be cool, the way 343 is handling cosmetics I doubt they could release sufficient content for both elites and Spartans. Still would be really cool. 3. Taller and shorter Spartans? That would be giving tactical advantages.
@Hotlmao
@Hotlmao 2 жыл бұрын
I definetly want this too just so i can become jorge without having the full armor set also thicc spartans
@Redditor6079
@Redditor6079 8 ай бұрын
Lmao they're still locking armor pieces to armor cores? Damn they just don't learn
@ElderMaxon147
@ElderMaxon147 8 ай бұрын
This was made a year ago and they have made helmets cross-core along with coating and soon will make shoulders as well
@Jermungus115
@Jermungus115 2 жыл бұрын
Almost everybody wants to play as either a big jacked spartan, a giant legendary elite, or a big booty waifu spartan. The customization in halo infinite is just "regular man," smaller regular man" and "thin man", the only female customization is your voice.
@neko-chan1513
@neko-chan1513 Жыл бұрын
I just want playable Elites
@Fullgingermode
@Fullgingermode 3 ай бұрын
Same
@soughtproduct79_15
@soughtproduct79_15 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the dumpster fire called 343. Halo hasn't been halo since 3
@valzicplayz3845
@valzicplayz3845 Жыл бұрын
Bro when can I make my sparten look like Jorge and I don't mean armor & color I'm talking about how buff the dude is. Also yes give me Elites or Brutes...mainly Elites.
@AdeptKing
@AdeptKing 2 жыл бұрын
Its like someone over there just decided that they should give players the middle finger.
@Newtjam
@Newtjam 11 ай бұрын
i find it cool and all that they wanted to be more inclusive and added non gender specific body types. But what about us who WANT gender specific bodytypes? If i want a muscled spartan, let me be one. if i want a slender in peak human shape female body type like in reach, let me. You dont gotta remove anything to add those.
@Meta1161
@Meta1161 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 5'4 and would absolutely love if I could make my spartan that short
@runningoutofnames3CS
@runningoutofnames3CS 2 жыл бұрын
I think spartan Lucy from ghost of onyx was that tall actually
@jasonbondar3
@jasonbondar3 2 жыл бұрын
That is a feature, it's called the crouch button
@Meta1161
@Meta1161 2 жыл бұрын
@@jasonbondar3 yeah but y'know can't run while crouched
@crossdaboss8914
@crossdaboss8914 2 жыл бұрын
Think that would bring balance issues cause shortter characters would be harder to hit
@Meta1161
@Meta1161 2 жыл бұрын
@@crossdaboss8914 it absolutely would everyone would choose the smallest and thinnest option to make themselves hard to hit so it would be extremely annoying but still cool for people to be their height and everything in halo
@dylanjwagner
@dylanjwagner 3 ай бұрын
Honestly, Infinite has been a massive disappointment from the beginning. It alludes to Halo’s original spirit, but it just lost itself in the microtransaction landscape of modern gaming. Customization is simultaneously excessive and restrictive [through things like the audio/visual effects that play on opponent’s screen when you kill them, the extremely lore-breaking cores and add-ons, and limited color and armor additions/variant options]. It’s just sad and boring.
@Wokeupgreat
@Wokeupgreat 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like reach had the most due to the fact that it had such a diverse range of styles. From the head to toe you could change your little details. Now in infinite it’s no where near as customizable as reach. 5 had a good bit except weapon skins, neither 4. My point is that the little things matter:)
@BigRascal
@BigRascal 10 ай бұрын
Reach-halo 5 and the biggest dumpies ever and it’s not just the female Spartans who are FLYATT ITS THE MALE ONES TOO. As a male who goes to the gym six days a week with a level 117 Gyatt I want my spartan to have an absolute Gyatt as well. Like my natural ahh physique is better than a mutha fucking genetically modified super soldier from 500 years in the future 💀💀💀
@VIKTOHR
@VIKTOHR 2 жыл бұрын
I’m 5’4” let me be a 5’4” spartan pls 😭
@looke7940
@looke7940 2 жыл бұрын
hitboxes :((
@lilosnitch3247
@lilosnitch3247 2 жыл бұрын
No! Go to the grunt corner
@MrMilkyCoco
@MrMilkyCoco Жыл бұрын
Technically with how much body enhancement that they get, they are supposed to have a muscular thicc butt.
@Mayor_N
@Mayor_N 2 жыл бұрын
I love how people argue that more feminine Spartans aren't as realistic, but it's literally been in Reach before. Not to mention the neon ears and rainbow buttplugs you can glue to your Spartans armor
@tjpprojects7192
@tjpprojects7192 Жыл бұрын
Idiots: "wHy Do YoU wAnT "sexy" tHiNgS iN yOuR gAmEs?!" Normal people: Because it looks nice... Not asking for pr0n, just models and armor that actually look GOOD.
@crimsonred4796
@crimsonred4796 2 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine in Halo that you get aim assist on someone's ass instead of their head
@spire259
@spire259 7 ай бұрын
The armor in Halo reach changed slightly for male and female Spartans. Looked more masculine or feminine. Infinite is just male or female voice really.
@TheTaxCollector232
@TheTaxCollector232 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. We need MORE THICCNESS
@ZealStarMedia
@ZealStarMedia 8 ай бұрын
Greater diversity in body types would be cool. Personally, I want to be a tank of a juggernaut like George.
@superspice5659
@superspice5659 2 жыл бұрын
A taller shorter character? No, that would change gameplay and means harder to hit.
@BovineClips
@BovineClips 2 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily true, Super Smash Brothers, Fur Fighters and other games do it by either stretching the model or some other tricks so it can fit within the same hitbox
@ZaleraArkanus666
@ZaleraArkanus666 2 жыл бұрын
I miss when shooters had variety. You used have so many different kinds of character types, and you learned how to deal with them. Now it's all "Dur, balance! He too small, me no hit. No fair." I miss when games were fun.
@north7764
@north7764 2 жыл бұрын
Not exactly. Shield hitbox has always been the same, no matter the character model.
@MegaMan.exe20XX
@MegaMan.exe20XX Жыл бұрын
I can understand Spartan characters asses but why Eiltes though...... (meanwhile on R34) *OH, so that's why? Ah, I see, we are but ALL men of culture!* 🗿
@iqruql9544
@iqruql9544 2 жыл бұрын
Sheesh that screenshot too caked up
@harvetwound1234
@harvetwound1234 Жыл бұрын
Personaly, I dislike that almost all of the customization option are blocked by a pay wall. Wish it was like MCC where you can get stuff by doing challenges (AKA playing the game). The battlepass stuff is fine and the esports skins i also kind of get but like, i'm not paying for damn cat ears or whatever they got in the store.
@orthodoxfob2389
@orthodoxfob2389 2 жыл бұрын
Sir you’ve got our attention
@zaaz73
@zaaz73 6 ай бұрын
I don't want a bigger ass I want a feminine body type and not wide male skinny male and skinnier male body people seem to forget about the backlash Bungie got to be more inclusive for their female gamers which 343 seems to have blatantly abandoned for a 000000.0.1 percent of the non binary player base so yes as a girl gamer I want to have a feminine body type instead of what they gave us
@TiffianyW
@TiffianyW Жыл бұрын
Halo Reach had it right with the jiggle booty when you t-dapped the ground 😂😢
@thedreamchasers7252
@thedreamchasers7252 10 ай бұрын
Normally spartans would experience body dimorphism, where the shapes of their bodies would not change much based on the sex of the individual, including how the armor sits. However it is worth noting that these are Spartan 4's, one's that signed up voluntarily at a later age, where puberty already took affect, so in a way, yes it makes sense lore wise to give them a dumpy.
@breckeline
@breckeline 2 жыл бұрын
"least amount of customization" Halo 5: "Am I a joke to you?"
@ReinigenDieWelt
@ReinigenDieWelt 9 ай бұрын
Real, that game only lets you change colors, helmet, and armor. I’m surprised you haven’t gotten a comment in a year
@devonballgaming
@devonballgaming 7 ай бұрын
The fact all customization is behind painful to grind battle passes is what killed Infinite for me. Halo never did that shit, they should've done what they always did and had unlocks either available from the get go or tied to specific milestones.
@jakehodges6810
@jakehodges6810 Жыл бұрын
Ugh... everyone has turned into whiny little brats. Just shut up and play the game. It's freaking 1st person 99% of the time.
@dawsongranger4940
@dawsongranger4940 Жыл бұрын
Infinite only has 1 gender they only need to make 1 set of armor for each gender instead of 2. And to avoid having to finally make different arm models in first person. I believe this is because 343 is lazy and not “muhhh being pc”
@ImmaBeBored
@ImmaBeBored Жыл бұрын
tbf, This Body type system is a downgrade compared to the previous halo games. in past, halo reach to halo 5. when you changed bodytypes aka female and male, the armour changed with the body type. for halo infinite its pretty lazy what they did, i hope one day they bring it back.
@akatoshmorgul9367
@akatoshmorgul9367 10 ай бұрын
Unpopular Opinion: Stop asking game devs to sexualized the game, but be grateful when they do.
@coreythebludragon1986
@coreythebludragon1986 8 ай бұрын
I always assumed the bodytype stuff was so minimal was because the undersuit isn't form fitting, so thin or thick, the padding doesn't change unless it's being pushed on
@zombiekillerr9764
@zombiekillerr9764 11 ай бұрын
One complaint I and many others have voices our opinions on as well is the fact some armor chest plates don't change colours when you apply armor coatings to your main suit. A good example of one such armor this happens with is the ODST chest plate as it remains a grey colour regardless of what colour you choose and there are little to no armor coatings that affect this when in previous games this armor piece would always change colours to match what you selected for it.
@caseystradley4660
@caseystradley4660 10 ай бұрын
Well it makes sense, Spartans ain’t gettin Botox or plastic surgery, they are natural fit women, so they gonna pretty much look like the men just smaller hip and smaller frame
@TheBlueDragon86
@TheBlueDragon86 8 ай бұрын
I’m still playing Reach and H3 multiplayer on the MCC, so I wouldn’t know
@noiminoimi1179
@noiminoimi1179 6 ай бұрын
Western game syndrome... cant have thick Spartans because it offends certain people who are narcissistic activists 😂
@robertzombert2760
@robertzombert2760 Жыл бұрын
If the “body type” of your video game character is really that much of an issue for you. You need to put the controller down and go seek professional help
@lastofchristianbyzantineem4935
@lastofchristianbyzantineem4935 7 ай бұрын
Yeah bring back the gender to halo that everyone can be happy and not offended or something even do im male Spartan but plz do this 343
@gellerbee2102
@gellerbee2102 2 жыл бұрын
And also why can't they just call it "gender" instead of "body type" and instead of "one and two" say "male and female" it's really confusing.
@The_mrbob
@The_mrbob 9 ай бұрын
Not to mention most customization is locked behind a PAYWALL
@stasis9047
@stasis9047 Жыл бұрын
The ass thing is stupid but customization its really awful in this game, colors are meh and every single helmet for the mark VII is horrendous with 0 gimmick 0 sense and just bad looking
@dg7347
@dg7347 Жыл бұрын
it's a joke but you're right about infinite's customization, it just doesn't look cool either. they're trying to hard with this classic style and it just looks bad.
@JumpingJiraffe
@JumpingJiraffe Жыл бұрын
Saying halo infinite has the least amount of content is straight up a lie. It literally has more options than any other halo. You might not like all the options or might not like the core and shader system, and that’s fine. But this game literally has more pieces you can adjust and more options for those pieces than any other halo
@moustachemoustache6179
@moustachemoustache6179 Жыл бұрын
Really I just want to tell the difference between a male and female Spartan The current body types are also pretty limited, and feels less human and more robotic.
@keepitclean8791
@keepitclean8791 9 ай бұрын
The de-cakafying of Spartan soldiers has got to be the most atrocious move by 343
@biggycheese431
@biggycheese431 3 ай бұрын
Why can't they just copy reach. Don't care if it's just a copy and paste just give us that back
@Atlas076
@Atlas076 8 ай бұрын
If they used halo reach's armor customisation, they would actually succeed
@koyo3376
@koyo3376 11 ай бұрын
Halo Infinite literally has the MOST customization.
@OneKugelbLitz
@OneKugelbLitz 11 ай бұрын
I agree. The thing that will make infinite the best halo game is giving chief and the spartans bigger bootys
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