Halo Is Actual Garbage

The new Halo game Halo Infinite is out. In this honest review I will review Halo
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[@LazedMusic]

Knew it was a great video as soon as I saw the dislikes!!

[@kevinuribe318]

Ayo which dislikes am I right ? 🥴

[@ajirawa5729]

Sigh….

[@mikasacus]

I think you mean dis i like

[@user-lynKx]

*he can see the dislikes*

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

@Mikasacus +2

[@morpheus_uat]

A game about a Master Cheff that never touches a kitchen or even a bonfire in the entire game? i would call that false advertisement

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

That's like complaining about Minecraft not giving you a safe place to sleep right off the bat - you have to make it yourself, that's just a part of it.

[@davidsplooge14]

@@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 cooking in halo infinite confirmed

[@qTINp]

Glad to see everyone is on the same page at how bad this is. Not even a single dislike!

[@ClavinZKL]

Fun fact 10k dislike

[@beheaded4021]

Don't worry i will do the dislike And he hates every good game so just ignore this guy.

[@shaifhasan8206]

@@beheaded4021 it’s called a joke

[@XiGloveAnimation]

@@beheaded4021 you even said "hates every good game so just ignore this guy" he's obviously joking

[@ninz_0]

@@beheaded4021 man's literally gave air 7/10 and you can't smell the sarcasm?

[@jeeplethicar2398]

I’m glad somebody else is finally saying these words correctly

[@mikasacus]

I know it's been bothering me for aegis

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

If that's the case, then please leave the Cooking Sim community - your closed-minded views are really giving us a bad reputation.

[@chinpopun]

Master chef isn't vegan 0/10.

[@naturally_rob]

Honestly, worst cooking simulator on the market right now. Thank you for your review. I've been debating on buying this master ch!ef simulator for a while now and I have to say, with your review it's a no brainer now. From the definitely non-vegan cannibals to the lack of kitchens, not a game I'd be picking up.

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Imagine buying a birdhouse-building kit and complaining that it's not already built, and that it uses wood from trees.

[@naturally_rob]

@@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 I've had this happened. I'm not sure why it came like that. Was really a disappointment

[@undeceased4574]

Yeah honestly he’s more of an amateur chef tbh 3/10

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

I mean, YOU may be used to constant hand-holding and a majority of the game being done FOR you, so maybe YOU are...

[@joyconboyz1409]

Now I want a chef game where you cook the other chefs. The more of think of that the more fun it sounds

[@Soguwe]

Not gonna lie, an open world hunting- and cooking game with cannibalistic options sounds badass

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

The combination of your profile picture and profile name is just cursed. 💀💀💀

[@Soguwe]

@@miniaturejayhawk8702 Thanks, that's on purpose : )

[@lSeKToRl]

Dude!! this man is a legend. At 3:43 (343 industries??) he 360 no scopes a Chaye Ken.

[@mikasacus]

I'm so glad someone noticed

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

"There isn't even a kitchen" yeah, that's the point - you need to make your OWN kitchen, using anything and everything you can find, work hard to create a space where you can cook and function. Most cooking sims just give you everything for free and tell you exactly how to do it, holding your hand all the way through, but this is a TRUE sandbox cooking game - experimenting and finding new stuff is a core part of the game, it gives freedom at the cost of slight challenge. Also, energy sword and gravity hammer are chef's knife and meat tenderizer respectively. Honestly, games journalism really is a joke, calling an innovative cooking game "garbage" just because it's not all done FOR them, heaven forbid!

[@interessiertermatheschuler8405]

Yeah this game truly is the dark souls of cooking sims

[@davidsplooge14]

2 hard 4 me

[@NihilisticBallman]

Truly awesome.

[@drowsyspook3455]

Truely the darksouls of cooking sims

[@IStandForTJandTAW]

IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE “Oh wait its mikasacus dont unsubscribe.”

[@nataliesalcido6735]

I just downloaded the game today. I cant believe I wasted so much time :(

[@mikasacus]

Dw dude you could always uninstall

[@nataliesalcido6735]

@@mikasacus oh I didnt think of that! Thanks :)

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

If you're unable to see the appeal of this masterful game, then we don't want you playing it.

[@botchedrepair1542]

@@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 what the hell man? I've wasted 3 hours downloading just to be really underwhelmed with the gameplay. I couldn't even collect the burger meat from the chikens

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

@@botchedrepair1542 Yeah it's kinda buggy tbh

[@ziggyhfx8202]

Thank you for pointing out the no animals. I was having a hard time not seeing them.

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

EXACTLY. Fuckin' games journalists are seriously blind, man.

[@schmuuuck]

as a long time Master Chef fan, i can sympathies with your pain and frustrations with this game.

[@willr.1495]

This did feel really weird for a cooking game, the arena had nothing to do with cooking (wth) and you really can only do something related to cooking in BTB (Big Team Barbeque) in one specific game: Stockpile. Where you gather "power seeds" to power up your grill to cook something? (Idk what the game never specifies) You still have to shoot and fight other chefs, and one of them did a weird crouch dance on me when I died?? Overall, halo feel great as an FPS. The gunplay is smooth and very fun. But since I have to judge it as a cooking game because it is one, It's a 2/10 for me. Confusing cooking mechanics, lacking cooking content, and I don't like Cannibalism.

[@Hussienberkznuts_420]

Bruh it's a shooting game and only the main character is a chef and I know it's a joke about how wrong the names were in halo

[@mori2037]

the absolute funniest part of this is you pronouncing 343 "three-hundred fourty-three" something about that is so fucking funny to me

[@DarkenedX08]

Smh my head at this garbager. His name isn't "master chef," it's "halo." Get it right people.

[@DarkenedX08]

@@morpheus_uat not my fault that you can't get mr halo's name correct.

[@nitsukoson]

@@morpheus_uat the fact you don’t understand the mr halo reference is making me depressed. Ur the one getting wooshed man

[@kolkeet]

Smh everything in this video is totally wrong it's crazy! Halo infinite has loads of those little chipmunk things to cook too

[@mikasacus]

Wait really? Where?

[@kolkeet]

@@mikasacus idk if it's got a name yet, but they're like gopher things on the fragmentation btb map

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

He's just mad he has to PLAY the game, instead of watch a movie.

[@bagofunyuns9957]

Thanks a ton for this video Mika! I was so *this* close to spending 60 dollars on this cooking simulator, if you can even call it that.

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Not my fault you can't build a bonfire ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@thebrownbanana7863]

Everybody put an F in the chat for people who don't know that this is satire

[@LittleTea62]

that's why my KFC was looking a bit funny

[@skaz_real]

my dumbass was already writing the paragraph

[@niva1932]

i liked the bit were you mentioned halo

[@Cold_S0up]

See your problem is perspective. When I played, I cooked tf out of some other chefs and definitely got my money’s worth.

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Don't mind him, he's just not a master chef, unwilling to make sacrifices.

[@lforlight]

The way you pronounced "chef" was chafing.

[@mikasacus]

Just for you

[@lforlight]

@@mikasacus Thanks.

[@nunyabidness6323]

I love that he says "have to forage for it" and then points out "buttercups," which are a poisonous plant

[@gras2121]

No dislikes, good video.

[@spaceinvader4069]

I think they might have gone overboard on those cheff soots.

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

So, what, you just stare at drywall all day, terrified of the concept of innovation?

[@blaise6324]

I swear if any of these videos come up in anyones recommended without knowing the channel there’s gonna be a lot of salty sailors

[@morpheus_uat]

man there is already some ppl commenting with 0:03 seconds watched, delightfull

[@NicsCustoms]

This is a first person shooter not a cooking simulator

[@kpm168]

REALLY😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@jhomathon]

I had no idea

[@FFXI_Addict]

Why did they make a cooking franchise into a first person shooter but leave chefs in the game?

[@KevinIsNice6984]

they just released a cookbook. it should help you make stuff in halo in fininite

[@pavlovfrog4055]

Omg I haven’t seen any of your videos in forever?! Idk what happened but so glad to see I got a notif for this

[@MIDIVagrant]

I don't know about this one, Chef

[@Blank-zn2zk]

lmao what a twister. I thought that Master Chef wouldn't be able to find cookable animals.

[@JohnDoe-uh5ql]

I love how he misread Master Chief's name once and acted like the entire game was about cooking.

[@japkoslav]

I heard, the kitchen is in a new season pass for €15.

[@JohnnyJoez]

I find this video offensive to the cannibalistic community, we finally get a game that represents our desire to eat our enemies and you bash it like that, simply disappointed...

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Exactly, an innovative game about Cannibalism FINALLY comes out, and it's bashed like this!?

[@shaneseem-sin3856]

And that's why the last of us part 2 is better than halo infinite.

[@marktomlin5818]

Horizon Forbidden West is Better than Halo infinite

[@thecriticalcritic2087]

@@marktomlin5818 can you cook aliens in that game if not it's a bad game

[@Tom-kx9wx]

Erm wait a minute I get master chef 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😂😭😭😂😂☠️💀☠️☠️

[@dropatacoshell]

Minecraft: MineCook

[@sealessseadog2735]

No fishing mini game in such chill and family friendly game, 0/10

[@Yokina]

wdym? I always cook my food with a rocket launcher

[@GuitarSlayer136]

"Mister Chef's Wild Ride" is my favorite cooking game bar none.

[@More_Row]

Very actual video of Hallo

[@lungwort_]

dude no you completely missed what the game is about. Besides how you mispronounced the name of the game and character(Google how to do it since its hard to explain) the game isn't about cooking it's about killing other players. That's why you have a gun. I've never seen someone do so little research about the game they're reviewing please try harder next time

[@alfrankensteinfeldman]

no, mikasacus is right. you must have bought the wrong game

[@WhatAboutNyx]

Then why is it spelled halo and not hailloo

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Let me guess: you can't be trusted with a cooking knife or meat tenderizer, or even an open flame?

[@mori2037]

@@morpheus_uat cmon

[@kpm168]

REALLY😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@sillyman2013]

Oh yeah man, totally about cooking…totally….right?

[@bullymaguire6942]

Well this guy actually got a point everything after halo three was trash

[@banreese3294]

i was disappointed with this game when i got it, such a bad cooking game.

[@Voodoostyle88]

Looks like a power rangers game lol😂

[@kronos0316]

Omg i am so happy i found this channel today.

[@TheGamingBun]

Finally a good cooking game

[@mohammadabuhazeem9494]

Love your content man thanks for the awesome content also did you hear about the friendship simulator game it's called wwe

[@SL4PSH0CK]

overall the game let us hunt or kill live-livestocks as fresh ingredients.

[@flames2089]

Sea Shanty2 is good but you ever heard Crystal Sword or Food for Thought? Relatively lesser known bangers compared to SeaShanty2, Harmony, Autumn Voyage etc. Ok now I'll watch the vid. Edit: nvm I watched the ost vid and you start off with Crystal Sword.

[@Mikey_Storm]

Forge mode is gonna take this personally.

[@Gofaw]

the fact that you're talking about forge in future tense 2 years after release is the biggest self own I've seen today

[@Mikey_Storm]

@@Gofaw I don't fully remember this comment but I refuse to play Halo Infinite no matter how many game invites I get. I only play Halo 5. Infinite is cheap soulless trash.

[@pauliwhirl3536]

Dog bless the work you do Mika

[@Merin512]

The ranking system is trash. I went 32 kill 18 death and a victory a big ole W AND I only gained a millimeter of rank. Then I lose one game and lose an inch of rank bar. Like what??? Absolutely garbage

[@dreamhunter5011]

Halo infinite, game journalism edition

[@K0TU5]

Yo what software does he use to create all the illustrations?

[@mathias2001154]

I'm disappointed with this cooking gameplay 0/10.

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Et tu, Brute?

[@bugboy4563]

Good points !

[@Hussienberkznuts_420]

Good point jokes they don't talk about gameplay they just making funny memes of the bad naming of the main character

[@defvent]

Oh so that's how you pronounce that

[@andrlop6772]

mika calling them chai-kens killed me

[@satanzbarz6111]

i'm so glad everyone agrees with these problems!

[@xaviersmorag8025]

1:42 bottom left it clearly a chimken

[@marktomlin5818]

I Totally agree and im an xbox fan its trash the gears of war series is 100 times better then Gaylo

[@bkbk2117]

How do gears have anything to do with cooking?

[@gyatttttttttttttt407]

@@bkbk2117 its obvious did you even play the game

[@coolguy4503]

a bit of shuz if you will

[@Greyrayin]

cool cooking utensils, no food to cook. 4.9/10

[@KidSpiegel]

So much truth on this video, Im glad Im not the only one thinking this

[@hurfery]

Chiken is friend not food, pls dont kill them

[@ayoo3775]

It’s “hey-Lo” 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@yeehawj24]

One of the worst cooking games ever.

[@bigguy2174]

true true i agree with your statement

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

"I agree with your statement" is the same as "true" to you? So anything and everything you disagree with is simply false? Fuckin' games journalists...

[@Vyz3r]

That's false advertising 😡

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

>Install Minecraft >New world >Didn't spawn in with Diamond pickaxe/armor >"FUCKING FALSE ADVERTISING, I SHOULD SUE!!!"

[@gustavotavarezlora5261]

Man... I just wanna cook

[@zane5543]

1:01 why the hell are you using a paring knife to dice onions? unsubscribed

[@bradbradson4543]

Thanks I'll skip this one

[@SianaGearz]

Chaikens.

[@lansygamer2665]

I like the new map they added with aliens to cook. :3

[@chinpopun]

love you man

[@mikasacus]

[@Dudebeanboiguy]

This is your opinion

[@AG-en5y]

So it clearly sucks as a cooking sim but what about as a FPS?

[@Piranesi-gc8gn]

Your channel is brilliant

[@Coulance]

You say everything is garbaGe

[@AFK_invictus]

All I can say is.... BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@jhomathon]

What?

[@lexecomplexe4083]

Its the worst Halo game of all time. How do I know this? Its been impossible to download since launch :) fun times

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Yeah, that's really the only drawback of this game.

[@lexecomplexe4083]

@@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 at least I know we aren't alone

[@AgentMoxy_1871]

Halo Infinite

[@jhomathon]

Correct

[@Knekten666]

Haha, this was awesome. Subbed!

[@willpapcke4000]

You should do more of the dot

[@mint2709]

Thank you. Made me happy :)

[@alllllllllllllllll3333]

wow

[@vision5379]

This is pure comedy

[@Nagria2112]

i hust hate you for saying hallo instead of halo. triggers me so bad xD inftynyte =/ infinite Master Chef =/ Chief threehundretfourtythree =/ three four three industries jeff =/ chef jaikens =/ chickens

[@MORTYCJA]

hello

[@morpheus_uat]

Well hello there kraynon, im sure you must be very funny at parties

[@drowsyspook3455]

U dum?

[@JohnByakEbobobaByakus]

why are you so underrated?

[@spookny6108]

Where new vibeo

[@dogebertakasynth6499]

Not sure if this video is just a joke or this guy doesn’t know what halo is.

[@HALOHERO117]

Mika Halo is Bad now but play the old halos they were great

[@morpheus_uat]

can you cook a rice pot with chiken legs in the old halos?

[@MORTYCJA]

hello

[@DozyBinsh]

It's actually pronounced Halo.

[@MORTYCJA]

hello :^D

[@asti5052]

omg wow i didnt know, ill be taking notes!

[@kpm168]

REALLY😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱