"M'lord, I asketh for thy blessimg to leaveth the castle" "What art thy intentions, Chief Master of Arms?" "To return thine Covenant's petard"
@ToaDrakua4 жыл бұрын
"I give thou mine blessing."
@he110me4 жыл бұрын
"Hold, Sir John. I knoweth what thou art scheming, and t's witless!"
@corpsebrood66694 жыл бұрын
@@he110me Harken! Stayeth h're
@GleichUmDieEcke4 жыл бұрын
@@corpsebrood6669 "Alas, I find'th lunacy agreeable."
@randomthe0ne4 жыл бұрын
Blessing granted
@willkatching92194 жыл бұрын
*ship full of plague rats arrive in Venetian ports* Lord Arbiter: "What is it? More Saracens?" Master Fief: "Worse"
@bassault4 жыл бұрын
A horde of lepers
@williamshakespeare94244 жыл бұрын
Who cares about Flood, when you can defeat p e s t i l e n c e ?
@OriginalMasterChafa4 жыл бұрын
The plague.
@01ASTRALICE4 жыл бұрын
I'm your like #1000, grats
@andrii84964 жыл бұрын
You predicated the surge of halo 3 rat memes
@RockSplitter4 жыл бұрын
“Pray tell, for if thou should miss?” “I shan’t.”
@heyitsking12024 жыл бұрын
had me rolling
@aleborke54203 жыл бұрын
Thump* In regards to the circumstance in that he is a stone, thy flight was fair
@Finalzero00004 жыл бұрын
"Your inability to safeguard Halo was a colossal failure." "Nay, it was heresy."
@sidewinder11764 жыл бұрын
I will continue My campaign against the humans
@rangercommandervelvlarumai75894 жыл бұрын
No you shall not
@Oldtricksmadenew4 жыл бұрын
Ere the Great Journey shall begin. In lamentation, the weight of your heresy will stay your feet. Thence you shall be left behind.
@sledge1154 жыл бұрын
I love how this is literally just the quote from the game hahahaha
@euanator3014 жыл бұрын
Hey, would you look at that ! most of the covenant dialogue can go untouched
@MinscFromBaldursGate924 жыл бұрын
Lady Cortana: You look fair. Meister Fief and Admiral: Much obliged milady.
@reviveempires4 жыл бұрын
and Sir Johnson*
@MinscFromBaldursGate924 жыл бұрын
@@reviveempires Man-At-Arms Johnson.
@mythosinfinite67364 жыл бұрын
Meister Fief has me fucking rolling, good show
@zeche84774 жыл бұрын
Sir John CXVII and Sergeant-at-Arms Johnson
@Dat_Boy_Dale_Gribble4 жыл бұрын
CaptainMarvell92 Returns Sergeant at Arms, Avery, Son of John
@mummola23634 жыл бұрын
Master Chief is the Green Knight of the Arthurian legend
@blackfire0x04 жыл бұрын
Fuck Yeah! Sir Gwain 117, The Green Knight, Master at arms.
@catnerdadrian76014 жыл бұрын
So hes gonna fuck with Gawaine before threatening to chop his head off?
@AAllen-br8it4 жыл бұрын
How can we make the story of halo parallel with Sir Gawain's tale? Brainstorm people
@blackfire0x04 жыл бұрын
@OSAZEE LEGEMAH Good tidings sir, I bid yee good fortune on the morrow and for all the days ahead!!
@Robert_Gray4 жыл бұрын
my god...
@gings4ever4 жыл бұрын
Sir John 117: "I require a blade" Sir Avery, son of Johnson: "right this way"
@jessejive1174 жыл бұрын
Haha the name was The funniest
@keatonkitsune81314 жыл бұрын
Would he be Sir John CXVII or IIVII?
@jhv.52604 жыл бұрын
@@keatonkitsune8131 hahahaha
@yosoysaile44444 жыл бұрын
@Wuanslm also could it be John II
@shrek17452 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't it just be son of john?
@hamster_04.74 жыл бұрын
*"I do not keep the quiver full, O'John. Thee must scour for munitions on thine journey."*
@chrishall25944 жыл бұрын
😆
@YourAverageKriegsman4 жыл бұрын
"I shall require a Bow" "Come hither"
@randomthe0ne4 жыл бұрын
Damn Lord Keyes doesn't keep the quiver full
@Splatterpunk_OldNewYork4 жыл бұрын
The best quote here.
@UrsineArms4 жыл бұрын
Thou must aquire missiles to launch from thine Bow
@johndou4234 жыл бұрын
"O I know what the maidens desire"
@YourAverageKriegsman4 жыл бұрын
"I am much obliged for thy gift of a catapult, yon Fief never once bought me such" "Verily shalt I say, I doth know the way to a women's heart"
@donniemann69274 жыл бұрын
Maidens desire shining armour.
@victormeas4504 жыл бұрын
The maidens covet plate! Verily!
@excelsior86824 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Feniksds5 ай бұрын
50.000 pounds of wood and iron of pure dIIVINe intervention. BAck in are day we had to use a rock and a stick and we had to share the rock
@he110me4 жыл бұрын
"Brute Ranks! Mine own liege, the foe doth outnumb'r us thrice ov'r!" "Alas, We art hath met with an coequal field"
@pangolin14984 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Abominable_Intelligences4 жыл бұрын
Gold
@Beregond18613 жыл бұрын
"All cruisers, fire at your own preference! Roast their animalistic posterior!"
@MisteurBear4 жыл бұрын
"Waketh me... when you needeth me'' -Mine oafish son upon finishing a single hour of farmland work, in all likelihood
@soumyajyotimukherjee47524 жыл бұрын
😂
@randomthe0ne4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@MetalSword1064 жыл бұрын
Aye, wha’ a wanka
@nickschulz10244 жыл бұрын
0
@therealsome14 жыл бұрын
"A quaere m'liege, suppose'th thee miss" - Maiden Cortana "I shant" - Lord Superior
@MinscFromBaldursGate924 жыл бұрын
''Meister Fief.''
@skylertremblay33954 жыл бұрын
"Lord Commander"
@SuperBoyboys4 жыл бұрын
"Cleric Halsey. The third Noble shall escort thee to the Castle." "An escort is not required, Leader." "Ser Jun, ensure no material reaches the enemy's grasp." "By your command, it shall be done. Good tidings upon thee." "Aye, and to thee too, wielder of the rifle." -- "I require a direction, machina." "Travel thirty thousand metres, Make a turn right, 50 degrees on thine compass." "Which shall take us to...?" "The shipbreaking docks in the Aszod badlands. The only remaining extraction point on this landmass. The enemy's aerial attacks have destroyed many forces on their way there." "Aye, shall not have been a Noble mission, t'were it a simple task." -- "Maria above... We can traverse it, sir!" "...Nay, it cannot be done. Not on foot." "Leader, you lack the adequate munitions!" "...Isaac Newton hast given me an idea." "I have heard thee, Leader. Strike them greatly, lord." "Thou art now solitary, Noble. I shall see you in the afterlife." ... "A fissure to our east. Let us make haste." -- "Thou art a sight for sore eyes, Spartan. Lady Halsey made me certain you could be trusted for this task." "Nay, 'twas not but I." "Their memory lives on." ... "Warship! Headed for our vessel! Fourth Noble, I require fire on the enemy or we shall never vacate this well of gravity." "Thine exit window shall be had, Captain." "Captain to the Bridge, the shore party hast acquired the package." ... "Aargh!..." "Who shall taste steel next?!" "Gah! I am prepared for God, but you shall meet him sooner!" -- "Officer, embark our vessel, we must depart immediately!" "Nay. I have the trebuchet. Good tidings, m'lord." "Good tidings to you, Spartan." ----------- *MEETING POINT OMEGA* _THERE SHALL BE ANOTHER TIME_ "Spartans do not perish... they are merely lost in the fog of war...?"
@ballisticbrontosaurus4 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@elopeous32854 жыл бұрын
This is actually cool
@Blox1174 жыл бұрын
i'd say 'cleric' does not aptly replace the title 'doctor' in this case
@cheekybum15134 жыл бұрын
“Nay. I have the trebuchet” lmao
@mariopalenciagutierrez43184 жыл бұрын
Trebuchet, the superior siege weapon.
@Moriartea_chan4 жыл бұрын
This just sounds so cheerful.. Like when you start a new adventure in a game and you're just a noob that doesn't know what's coming for you.
@TehSeksyManz4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when I first started watching Hunter X Hunter
@takeshikovacs47284 жыл бұрын
Loll yess
@greycompanion4 жыл бұрын
"Dids't thou call for a most warty Boar?" "My good Hammer of Foes, I didst not think that thou would arrive at mine manor?" "Thou knowest our creed: Collective Deliverance"
@MarksterC4 жыл бұрын
i love this
@quinnimon4 жыл бұрын
lol a warty boar!!! Im sunk
@BadVideoWatcher14 жыл бұрын
The scroll recounts only "contrition", praytell what is meant? "Tidings humænity: Holdeth we contrition in of being ill-born foreign creatures. Holdeth we contrition in of being emigres to thine lands. And indubitably holdeth we contrition in of the ruin of our wretched armada at the hands of thine chivalric order!" "Hail!"
@agchains785434 жыл бұрын
"Contrition is a name, Sir knight. The name of one of the Covenant's zealous cardinals. He rest within yonder vessel, and hast signaled for aid."
@kyleknight96864 жыл бұрын
Have haste with thine ears. Pastures of the twenty-third are hot with blood. Verily, I say unto you, advancement is not wise. Our Lord's judgement suggests abort.
@he110me4 жыл бұрын
@@kyleknight9686 Verily, ye tidings be met. Lord Johnson, the decision rests with you! "Behold, we proceedeth with our attack. Soldiers, make ready thy martial arts!"
@roberthipolito13514 жыл бұрын
Sergent-at-Arms Avery, Son of John: O' I knoweth what ye faire maidens covet.
@11Survivor4 жыл бұрын
Best one so far.
@MrMobiusfan4 жыл бұрын
@@khajiitimanus7432 He be but John, Petty Officer of the Naval rank, masterly lairde. Sergent-at-Arms Avery, Son of John is indeed the Masterly Lairde's elder.
@roberthipolito13514 жыл бұрын
@@MrMobiusfan i edit it, thanks
@schopenhauerassplower42234 жыл бұрын
“Sir Chief, might I inquire as to why you are on that steed?” “My liege, I am attending a jousting tournament”
@balbibiggons21484 жыл бұрын
"Dost thou know how costly thine equipment be?" "Speak ye that to the Covenant."
@krossxeye6604 жыл бұрын
"Were thoust so easy..."
@mattdickson24 жыл бұрын
Weir est sai Easei
@11Survivor4 жыл бұрын
*Werst it nay nought easy.
@Raptor501st4 жыл бұрын
Plough yay
@dahkohtaah4 жыл бұрын
"In me day, whole tribe had rock and 2 stick, tribe had share rock!" -Old timer Jo-ho of the berry tribe
@gwaldar73004 жыл бұрын
They say 12 long nose die in holabunga, there no be 12 smoke hut. GRUG NO BELIEVE HOLABUNGA
@datscootusee2134 жыл бұрын
The Berry Tribe reigns supreme over weak apple tribe.
@nr-5usrrobot8024 жыл бұрын
You guys are slowly curing my depression. . . Please continue.
@drwhite72854 жыл бұрын
@@gwaldar7300 long nose tribe say, they out 109 tribes. Long nose tribe say, they no control Cave paint, Grug no believe, what long nose tribe say.
@quinnimon4 жыл бұрын
sounds like something ancient Grug Wojack would say
@deltasword19944 жыл бұрын
*beginning of the level metropolis* Female marine: "Thine beast heaved fro. Ballista's, Greek Fire, none of thy seigecraft felled the beast". *Master of Arms Johnson arrives" Johnson: "Where hast your band tarried off?" Female marine: "They fell in battle, milord" Male marine: "And so be it may us if we do not retreat!" Johnson: "Art thou wounded?" Male marine: "negative milord!" Johnson: "Then lend me your ears lad!" "During mine years as a squire, each merry band was given two cudgels and a stone. And thy merry band had to equally appropriate the stone! Cheer up lad! Thou art a fortunate squire!" Female marine: "The scarab is of grave danger yet". Johnson: "dragons have been slain yet. Scarabs are no different. Join with the Master Chief, he is an experienced knight". Cortana:. "thy gift of a battering ram is most appreciated. Thy Lord fails to tribute myself such treasures". Johnson: "I know what miladies appreciate".
@RainintheBrain4 жыл бұрын
Once more unto the breach Master Chief!
@younes70154 жыл бұрын
This is genius
@brianhu97002 жыл бұрын
The male marine should be saying 'Nay milord!'.
@spartangoku7610 Жыл бұрын
Miladies appreciate chain mail
@greenknight444 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced the Halo theme is a tune much older than the game. Even in its natural form it plays like a medieval tune of several medieval genres.
@GrnRaptor4 жыл бұрын
"Bet thou sticketh it not." - Lady Cortana
@DrelvanianGuardOffic4 жыл бұрын
Master Chief: *runs out from a corridor with a sword* Grunt: "HE DOTH BE OMNIPRESENT!" Elite: "Worteth worteth worteth!"
@omgiTzkitteh4 жыл бұрын
best commemt
@balrogthane Жыл бұрын
Grunt: "Heh, heh, heh . . . slay."
@ItsMiddleClick4 жыл бұрын
"I, prithee, am a monument to all thine sins"
@namedindividual31314 жыл бұрын
…but this actually makes sense for the gravemind to say...?
@spartangoku76103 жыл бұрын
Every time he assimilates a Medieval Times, this is what happens.
@hamster_04.74 жыл бұрын
"I desireth a weapon from thy arsenal." "Mine weapons are located in this direction, thou must follow behind me!"
@IsaiahReitanFilm4 жыл бұрын
Location: The Consecrated Burg of the Covenant, High Charity Date: Ninth Age of Reclamation "One? is thine mind unclouded?" - Prophet of Truth" "Mine mind is certain. 't was entitled 'The Pilgrim of Autumn'" - Arbiter "What misfortune opposed the vessel from meeting the same fate as the rest of it's companions" - Prophet of Mercy "The ship took flight upon the scorching of it's world's heavens but mine body pursued alongside all comrades sworn to follow thou" - Arbiter "When thou first beheld Halo, were thine eyes unsighted by it's majesty?" - Prophet of Regret "Unsighted?" - Arbiter "Incapacitated? Benumbed?" - Prophet of Mercy "Nay!" - Arbiter "Then why, pray tell, did thou thereafter allow humanity's vandalism of sacred Halo?" - Prophet of Truth "Hierarchs noble, assuredly thou perceived that upon the leech's hostility-" - Arbiter [Uproar from crowd] "Serenity shall presume in this court post-haste" - Prophet of Regret "Thine attention's placement on the leech was appropriate but now, I ask, speak plainly of the Demon dubbed Meister Fief" - Prophet of Truth "Upon mine recognition of the Demon's campaign, not one measure was available to me" - Arbiter "Noble Prophet of Truth, the Inquisition at present has concluded, mine judgement dictates tis blasphemer be burdened as an illustration" - Prophet of Regret "Thine abilities are instrumental to the Covenant divine; nonetheless, thine assay of the hallowed ring was a most prodigious foundering" - Prophet of Truth "Nay 't was heresy." - Prophet of Objection "Mine crusade in opposition of humanity shall resume" - Arbiter "Nay, it shan't" - Prophet of Truth [Arbiter is escorted from the hearing] "Holy pilgrimage shall be undertaken, though thou shan't presume thine feet will carry thou, for thine sins burden thou a weight too heavy. Thou shan't be waited upon" - Prophet of Truth
@MrMobiusfan4 жыл бұрын
The only thing was that he wasn't yet the Arbiter, but Fleet master Thel' Vadamee, at the time of his trial.
@london27534 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed playing this on my Charlemagne Box back in the year 800
@Sousabird4 жыл бұрын
"I wouldst be thine father, but yon hound bested me over the portcullis" Ser Johnson
@walteracevedo51054 жыл бұрын
Squire: "And of enemy's catapult over yonder?" Sir Knight Johnson: "Thou played a hand of ye' Gauntlet. Thy enemy is mischievous, nor feeble. Be still, ye Master may guide you." Lady Tana: "Many blessings for thine ballista. Ye olde Jester carries offerings, nay."
@SuperBoyboys4 жыл бұрын
"Aye, I am well wise of the likings of the ladies."
@MDPToaster4 жыл бұрын
Thou art a crazy fool. Wherefore dost thee always jump? Someday thee're goeth to land on something as stubborn as thee, and me dost not deal with bits and pieces. -Sir Avery Johnson of The Hood
@WigWoo14 жыл бұрын
It's STILL missing the whole Dun dun dun DUNNNNNNNNN dun dun dun DUNNNNNNNNN part before the main melody
@nohomobut76424 жыл бұрын
that's the Mjolnir Mix
@stevenmugnaini29384 жыл бұрын
@@nohomobut7642 you are EXTREMELY wrong about that foolish sir kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zpu7hXV3fNtskLM
@trevordillon19214 жыл бұрын
no homo, but Mjolnir mix is literally just the halo 2 them, which is a remix of the halo 1 theme.
@Jormyyy4 жыл бұрын
@@trevordillon1921 mjolnir mix is overrated imho. Yea it's cool but I think Halo 1 and 3 version of the theme is superior
@overtbias93054 жыл бұрын
@@Jormyyy mjolnir mix *is* the halo 2 version
@jiggyshark45114 жыл бұрын
"Sire... Finishing yon battle."
@brycevo4 жыл бұрын
Tis the legends of those whom came afore. In time afore time, there were the Forerunner and the dark plague that swept the lands wiping out all life. But, when all seemed lost, the Forerunner guided arcane dark magic to wipe the worlds clean. Now, we are warring against the crusade of the Covenant, invaders from far off reaches. Our lands burn. Harvest, Onyx, Reach. All are lost. But in one final effort, a legendary hero emerges, clad in green armor and golden visor. He is man's last best hope. He campaigns across the lands, and takes the fight to the Covenant's holy relic, Halo. After besieging the Covenant's relic, the Spartan would fight to safeguard Mombasa, and ruin another Halo ring. The Spartan and his companion fought against the plague in the Covenant's holy city of High Charity, until it twas to collapse. The Spartan left behind his most trusted companion to sabotage the city from inside making her a vow he knew he must keep. The plague spreads through Mombasa, and the Spartan is tasked to use the vile relics to conquer the plague. And is lost at sea. The Spartan and his heroism are lost to duty, yet remain unforgotten.
@he110me4 жыл бұрын
"I thank ye, sir knight, for thine armament. Alas, mine own escort doth fail to provide such tribute" "Foresoth, I posses most wonderous knowledge of the madens' desires!
@YourAverageKriegsman4 жыл бұрын
"Dearest crusaders of the human persuasion, we doth regret our foreign heritage, we doth regret forcing entry into thy home, we doth utmostly regret our loss of warships at thy hands HUZ-ZAH!"
@bigcat53484 жыл бұрын
This is a great bardcore song, it isn't just a direct note for note copy of the original with synthesized medieval instruments, it changes aspects to suit the authentic medieval style
@helpmereach690subscribers34 жыл бұрын
“Hark! When thy jointh the Calvary thy needth not nay fancieth of chariots, thy had not but 2 score of lumbar, and a hunk of masonry for the entireth of companies! And we needth all partaketh in thi holiest of masonry!” “Foresoth, What Beith of the enemies accursed siege tower?” “We havth all readth yon stories, thy be mighty as the strongest of towers, but nay are they without folly! Stay in proximity to Master Fief, tho shall knowth the corse!” “Blessings upon Ye, for thine chariot, alas my noble protector fails to grant me even the most basic of dowries!” “Ho, thy knowith what the fair maidens relish!”
@PelemusMcSoy4 жыл бұрын
_I may hath post this scroll on the previous edition of this fine melody, but mine greatest wish is to share mine writings with the whole of the kingdom!_ *Lady Cortana:* "Pray tell…what is this unknown thing?" *Vile Gravemind:* "What am I? I am but a collection of all of thine past misdeeds." *Maester Fief:* "Please calm thyself. I'd prefer not to upset this unknown beast." *Ser Thel 'Vadamee:* "Mine mortal foe who hath tarnished mine honor!" *Vile Gravemind:* "This knight is partially a contraption, and remains steadfast. This lord is pure flesh, but is an apparent fanatic and misguided in his views." *Ser Thel 'Vadamee:* "End mine life or free me from thine grip, vile beast. Mine time is valuable, and I wish it not be wasted with idle conversation." *Vile Gravemind:* "There hath great quantities of conversation. And how I hath listened! Through uncut stone, metallic ore, and the ages. Now hark as I begin the conversation!" *MMCDI Penitent Tangent:* "Good morrow! I am MMCDI Penitent Tangent. I am the Monitor of Heaven-Bound Ring V." *Priest of Regret:* "And I, good sirs and fair maiden, am the Priest of Regret, a leading member of our holy council... one of the three leaders of our most righteous religious unity!" *MMCDI Penitent Tangent:* "A Reclaimer? Present before me? Praise be! There is still much to be accomplished. If thou would be so kind, we must make haste and ensure this ring’s task is performed if we are to ensure the eradication of this local plague!" *Priest of Regret:* "Please do not leave mine presence, my dearest congregation! My sermon's delivery is of the utmost priority!" *MMCDI Penitent Tangent:* "Falsehoods! This heaven-bound ring hath had its hypothesis tested I.II trillion times and successfully executed once. It awaits to be used at a moment’s notice." *Priest of Regret:* "While our Lords were wise and infallible, their Oracles that hath been left are as valuable as rotten apples! Their knowledge of our highly revered Great Journey is that of a newborn babe!" *MMCDI Penitent Tangent:* "And _thou_ hast the knowledge of a newborn babe of containment! Thou hast shown the purest ignorance of tasks even a mere child could perform!" *Vile Gravemind:* "The crystal ball's 'containment'..." _huff!_ "And the elderly priest's 'Great Journey'... are no different. Thine Priests have falsely assured you that your damned soul will be saved from an existence puppetted by the Devil, but thou shall not find the salvation thy seek herein this ring. The architects who constructed this location were aware of its devastating prowess. Do not be hasty in assuming their reasoning, or every soul shall be lost once more." *Maester Fief:* "This beast speaks truths. Halo is a tool of destruction. Thine holy ones have made a grave and egregious error." *Thel 'Vadamee:* "Thy foolishness and lack of faith hath caused the senseless destruction of a most sacred piece of mine religion, mine mortal foe. Thou shall not harm another." *Vile Gravemind:* "If the truths I speak will not be heard by thine ears, then thine eyes will reveal it. If we make haste, the inevitable can be delayed, but thou must find the key. Thou will investigate one potential hiding place, and thou shalt make inquiries in another location. Destiny hath us come together as mortal enemies, but this heavenly body will forge us into a lifelong fraternity."
@anxiousearth6802 жыл бұрын
Nice. Best one yet :)
@PelemusMcSoy2 жыл бұрын
@@anxiousearth680 You humble me, my lord!
@ebgbees4 жыл бұрын
"Guardsmen to the bridge! Master Chief Petty Officer John hath betrayed us. Smite him where he stands, brothers."
@sirmullich40884 жыл бұрын
"I needeth ein weapon"
@HaydenHero4 жыл бұрын
Lord Hood: Mæster Fief, what art thou doing ‘pon that Covenant caravan? Mæster Fief: M’Lord, finisheth this quarrel.
@illvminatvs31944 жыл бұрын
"þi mistaketh is seeing spartans as equipmentr'ys of se ingraft soldi'ry. Mine own spartan's art Mannkinne's next in our destiny as a raceth. Doth not und'restimate θose folk. But moste of al, doth not und'restimate hine."
@jamesbhollingsworth54524 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@YourAverageKriegsman4 жыл бұрын
*Tartarus:* "It is simple, human, taketh the relic in thy hand, and doeth as instructed." *Oracle:* "Please sir, do take caution, this knight is delica-" *Tartarus:* "One more word out of you Oracle, and I'll rip thine eyes from their sockets." "which is nothing compared to the torture I have planned for you." *Arbiter:* "Tartarus, halt!" *Tartarus:* "Impossible." *Arbiter:* "Put down the relic." *Tartarus:* "And disobey our own noble lords?" *Arbiter:* "There are many things that our lords do not yet understand about the Halo crusade." *Tartarus:* "Take care Arbiter, what you speak is heresy." *Arbiter:* "Is it? Great Oracle, what is the Halo crusade?" *Oracle:* "Collectively-" *Tartarus:* "Not another word shall you utter oracle!" *Johnson:* "Verily I do protest, do not disturb the lantern." *Johnson:* "If thou wishes to keep ones brain encased in thy helmet, thou shalt order your men to halt!" *Johnson:* "Alas great sire, doeth thy bidding." *Arbiter:* "Oracle, what is the Halo crusade?" *Oracle:* "A last resort to end the plague and eliminate potential hosts of the plague. My lords designed it many millenia ago." *Arbiter:* "And what happened to them?" *Oracle:* "They, along with all life on this sphere, were eliminated to destroy the plague, as planned." *Arbiter:* "Our lords have betrayed us."
@Slampbell2 жыл бұрын
"Verily do I protest, do not disturb the lantern." I'm losing it right now.
@Beregond18613 жыл бұрын
Lady Cortana: "Halo, it did be at an end." Sir John: *"Nay, I dost believe that we have only just gotten commenced."*
@SquatterLoki4 жыл бұрын
Me: Halo can't sound more ancient and medieval than this. LjB0: Squire... Get me my lute.
@98zaffa4 жыл бұрын
"thy soared in the air quite lavishly, for he be a boulder"
@GameboyMega4 жыл бұрын
First! Love that you started these remixes, and hope you'll continue!!
@spiderman84294 жыл бұрын
"can thou telleth me what thou is doing in thy castle?" "M'lord, finishing this battle."
@DuelaDent524 жыл бұрын
‘tis unwise to swear an oath to a maiden if thou’st knows thine cannot fulfill it.
@Will_Forge3 ай бұрын
Genuinely surprised Marty hasn't shown up to leave a comment of satisfaction and approval. The only reason logical is that he hasn't seen it yet since I know he'd approve if he had. 😆
@andrewirianto28204 жыл бұрын
We've been fopped, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozl'd
@capmar-vell92returns204 жыл бұрын
Lady Cortana: You look fair. Meister Fief and Lord Admiral: Much obliged.
@paullittle8354 жыл бұрын
When the strings came in @0:45 it a little bit Journey of the Sorcerer, for a moment. Don't panic!
@stevemc60104 жыл бұрын
"Knights, to the helm. The Master Fief has become one of ill mind. Down with him, men."
@furiousfinch15874 жыл бұрын
i just wanted to see if friendly fire was possible
@donsorenoelchapogringo11824 жыл бұрын
RIP shipmaster Keyes
@elendil61444 жыл бұрын
The perfect mix between Halo and Crusader kings 👌
@smoodwoofer4 жыл бұрын
The "Press X to flip siege engine" comment is just unmatched
@Th3_HP4 жыл бұрын
fitting how a franchise that treats its Sci-Fi like a fantasy would sound like Fantasy when given a medieval spin
@imnotabeetleiswear65494 жыл бұрын
The Gravemind's dialogue wouldn't change
@SuperSpitfire19994 жыл бұрын
the flute solo in this is super metal
@mr.spaghettiwizard81444 жыл бұрын
The legend of sir master chief
@YourAverageKriegsman4 жыл бұрын
"I thank thee for thy gift of a trebuchet, my good sir has yet to grant me such gifts" "Verily doth I know what the ladies desire"
@biggeek22564 жыл бұрын
“How much time was lefteth?” “Thou don’t want to knoweth”
@Danc9294 жыл бұрын
"Chief Master of Arms, might I inquire what thou art planning on that vessel." "Milord, ending this quarrel."
@kpdelaney64602 ай бұрын
Bruh how!!! The flute part goes even harder than in your first video. Incredible
@amyth_dev4 жыл бұрын
I just Want to say Thankyou! thank you for making this.
@EMP_castlebravo4 жыл бұрын
“Sir John, behold! We must make haste!” “Nay, we shall battle.”
@spoot-erman46514 жыл бұрын
Thank you sir for blessing me with this masterpiece
@fortherepublic12633 жыл бұрын
Hark to the tale of Sir John the Lucky and Lord Thel the Vengeful.
@suicidebunni19203 жыл бұрын
“Waketh thine when you ma’am needeth me”
@nikpaloka4 жыл бұрын
I need this in the background of my Age of Empires games
@ihavenoname41394 жыл бұрын
"lay thine finger on ye letter X to overturn thine siege machine"
@donsorenoelchapogringo11824 жыл бұрын
Thy are only accustomed to the fifth tale of the green knight, for you hath to lay thine finger on RB to overturn thine siege machine in foregoing legends. I commend acquiring the collection of the sir master chief, for it also contains the tale of the noble knights in the lands of Reach.
@OutworldStudios4 жыл бұрын
Ship Mate: Lord Ship master, thine Covenant Flotilla outnumber us a great plenty! Lord Ship Master: Then it shall be square; Burn their peasant farms!
@Sangheilism4 жыл бұрын
Take heed! Whence I was a young man our armies had not such beloved battle wagons, we procured sticks, two sticks and a boulder, the latter, for gods sake ‘twas shared communally. -Sir Avery, Son of John
@joshuabenton37854 жыл бұрын
Lorde Hood, Admiral of thee fleet: "Master of Chief, would thee care to share thine intensions for stowing away below thee enemies' barge?" Master of Chief, Spartan II of UNSC: "Sire, bringing to completion this macabre quarrel."
@benlyon47394 жыл бұрын
Sir Chief shalt taketh this battlewagon, rolleth across yonder bridge and smite any foul beast that dost standeth betwixt he and the Prophet of Regret. Thou shalt pull thyself together! For thou art going with him!
@shlomosuke4 жыл бұрын
God damn, the flutist's on fire.
@sea-bassisabottlecapco37674 жыл бұрын
“Thine is Truth, the voice of thine’s Covenant” “And so, thoust must be silenced”
@fcpy19674 жыл бұрын
-Sólo había un barco. -¿Uno?, ¿estáis seguro? -Si, era un buque Inglés. -(golpea el trono) ¡Por qué no fué destruido con el resto de la flota! -Le perseguí pero huyó. -La primera vez que vos visteis Gibraltar quedasteis cegado por su magnificiencia. -¿cegado?. -¡Anonadado!, ¡Estupefacto!. -No, -¡Y aún así lograron eludir vuestros barcos, desembarcar en el peñón y contaminarlo con sus sucias pisadas!. -Honorables Nobles, comprenderéis que cuando la peste apareció... (Abucheos de fondo) -Habeis hecho bien en centrarte en la peste. Pero este germano, este Hesse-Darmstadt. -Para cuando comprendí lo que planeaba el germano, fué demasiado tarde. -Habéis sido un gran instrumento para la corona, pero vuestra incapacidad para proteger Gibraltar ha sido una ofensa. -¡Es mas es una Herejía!. (Más abucheos de fondo) -Continuaré mi campaña contra los ingleses. -No, no lo hareis. (Tercios proceden a llevarse al capitán)
@KaineTyrin4 жыл бұрын
excelente.
@jesuszamora69494 жыл бұрын
I've heard a couple these, and while a lot of people are joking, it really stands as a testament to the strength of the compositions that, even with a nearly completely different set of instruments they retain their feeling.
@arandomhalodude6344 жыл бұрын
“Nay m're prophets! nay m're lies! We art his shall! We art his legacy! We art THE BANISHED”
@clanker66534 жыл бұрын
Lady of Cort’ana: Watch thy head, for thou is two us in here!
@amogussus40284 жыл бұрын
the return of the chief
@1Pings4 жыл бұрын
Wiki bought me here as they lists this as the 1st Bardcore song. I would say Alina Gingertail has been doing medieval covers before it was cool. Great work by the way.
@Gooberlevel90004 жыл бұрын
Hark the knowledge I Bequeath on to thee squire, If thou art to fancy a woman be certain of her spheres
@ImperatorPenguin3 жыл бұрын
I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh. I have been called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the world goes dim and cold. I am a hero. She has been nameless since our birth, a constant adversary caring for nothing but my ruin, a sword drenched in my blood forever, my greatest and only love. She is the dark one, the enemy and lover, without whom my very existence would be pathetic and vulgar! Our relationship is complex and perhaps eternal. We met once in the garden at the beginning of the world and, unaware of our twin destinies, we matched stares across a dry fountain. And I recall her smiling at me before she devoured the lawn and trees with a translucent blue flame and tore flagstones from the path and hurled them into the sky, screaming my sins. I powder a granite monument in a soundless flash, showering the grass with molten drops of its gold inlay, sending smoking chips of stone skipping into the fog. She splinters an ancient oak with a force that takes my breath and hurls me to the ground. She lea% [leaves?] CONNECTION TERMINATED
@1r5874 жыл бұрын
Lady Cortana: I expresseth mine gratitude to you for bequeathing us yon siege vehicle. The Chief Master of Arms be'th not fond of gifting items upon mine ownership. Sir Avery, son of John: "Oh, I doth know the way to a maiden's heart."
@serijas7374 жыл бұрын
The Green Knight "friendly but terrifying and somewhat mysterious."
@pierpaoloroselli2102 Жыл бұрын
I love the edit of master fief playing the luth 😂👋
@furiousfinch15874 жыл бұрын
"Have thee been made aware, yon Arbiter, of the knighthoods' of honour'd Sanghelios' intentions to forfeit just responsibility- to quit the High Council- over this... _exchange of hats?"_ "Lord, we hath forever been your appointed guard." "These are tasking times, o Arbiter."
@xtremej25753 жыл бұрын
"Pray thee tell, what art thou?" "I? I be thine throng of sin"
@RadioFlyer117 Жыл бұрын
I remember when this played on the radio in Mombasa, absolute fire
@nathandonnelly59944 жыл бұрын
"What cometh this way? More foul beasts?" "Worst."
@yashumitsu6663 жыл бұрын
Holy Chief, this is just PERFECT!
@unclebiggs16954 жыл бұрын
Waketh me When thine king needeth me
@scruffy50004 жыл бұрын
Lady Cortana “Do not make thy fair lady a pledge, of which thou doth not keep”
@LethalChicken774 жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear something like this if we see structures built by ancient humanity in halo infinite.
@lveloxl4 жыл бұрын
“Send me forth.., with a bangeth..”- Sire Avery son of Johnson
@aleborke54203 жыл бұрын
“Though art a master of thee romance” Sargent johnson
@bothatguyyoudontknow4 жыл бұрын
You know it's going to be amazing when you get goosebumps before the actual chorus