Halo 2 funny dialogue

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[@therezolute1030]

"If you didn't have that helmet on, I'd kiss you" *Removes helmet*

[@krusader9508]

Revealing second helmet

[@adenoidzeus2954]

@@krusader9508 takes off second helmet

[@Lumbagogaming]

@@adenoidzeus2954 Revealing third helmet

[@behemoth6521]

**Takes off third helmet**

[@andrewz1915]

@@behemoth6521revealing 4th helmet

[@behemoth6521]

"If I find out you have X-ray vision, you're dead." Cocks his gun

[@WolfgangJonsey666]

Master Chief: ........Your tits are lopsided...

[@wiredtosleep5669]

Your choice of wording is… comedic

[@slick9226]

*her

[@behemoth6521]

@@slick9226 Master chief is a male

[@afish8985]

@@behemoth6521 no he’s master chief

[@CHROME.FINDER]

IVE TAKEN A GREEEEEEEEIVOUS WOOOOOOOOOOOUND

[@Thathammercon]

Wobeobwob

[@charliedore138]

AAAAAAWWWWWOOOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@zeromech1450]

It makes it ten times better that he got shot by the weakest weapon in the game

[@matthew-ph6xo]

@@zeromech1450i just realized that😂

[@SPEED-IS-LIFE]

AAAAUGGGGGHHH I NEEEED A MEDICCC BAAGG!!!!

[@lakotatheenigma9767]

*Chief kills Marine* Marine that’s alive: So anyway I started roasting.

[@Breadlootgoblin]

skill issue

[@OswaldM_14]

Kill tissue

[@denominagainatedableus13ye5]

Read without context

[@elleuia3391]

@@denominagainatedableus13ye5 lol!

[@frenziedyeti8277]

Bro sounds like David Cross

[@nameryt9402]

"That's right he wanted my gun😎"

[@nightninja7012]

That would definitely be church

[@fordo1119]

You think he was still talking to the "dead hero"?

[@God-xx9dw]

Thats what she said

[@Kittius]

​@@nightninja7012 Or Caboose

[@Zawfee]

David Cross I believe

[@Markus_4.0ooh]

"your actually forgotten, I can't even remember your name"😂😂

[@anonymousapproximation8549]

Then Chief looks at him like "wait, what *was* his name?"

[@dannyleyamato1309]

That dialogue gets sadder and funnier the longer you think about it

[@adrianalavez4140]

@@dannyleyamato1309 it progressively got funnier and i started giggling into laughter

[@t-man.2712]

Me all the time

[@voidishprattles4319]

@@dannyleyamato1309 You mean like how it's honestly the fate of most heros? How they do amazing things only to die and have their heroism immediately forgotten? You mean like how if you really start to think about the past too, and how little record keeping was done back then, that there's probably millions of un-known heros who single handled changed the course of history and made the world a better place but no one will ever know their name or what they even did? And how even in the modern day with mass media and everyone has a phone on them, that heros deeds still go undocumented and instead we only ever feel compelled to capture and share humans brutality and evil instead? Yeah it *is* pretty funny when you really dive in.

[@Realist966]

I WILL LOVE YOU AND PET YOU AND CALL YOU GEORGE 😂

[@cakeandmilk4526]

Loony toons reference

[@arandomcrusader6707]

Jorge Reference

[@hunterwatson7414]

I got that instantly

[@bosslogo6948]

Was thinking CyberChase reference

[@magnumiscool]

From loony toons episode with the abominable snow man and bugs bunny and daffy the duck. The snow man wants a rabbit and try’s to take them and thinks there both rabbits. You should watch it, it’s a funny episode

[@enzonight1472]

“Make me a Sandwich” 💀😂

[@deadlystalker7483]

Bros been watching tate🤣

[@FirestormDDash]

The squid homies know how to be top

[@ajt5662]

Bruh knew a chick gamer would be staring at him! 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@abadfatherthatdisappeared5868]

Women☕️

[@deadlystalker7483]

@@abadfatherthatdisappeared5868 ah yes... you... the reason why this society has gone to shit... did u even get the milk Huh.?? ANSWER ME?

[@Nova_ODT]

"If you didn't have that helmet on I'd kiss you" Got me dead 🤣

[@furanduron4926]

Master Cheeks approves

[@somefuckingretard8289]

My favourite one

[@sebastiantabin8334]

same

[@CafeLiquerstreams]

Well when you've seen so many jackal snipers pick off good ODST and Spartans, it's good to be on the other end

[@cobrademon761]

Master cheeks: ight bet

[@Commonusername1122]

"I've taken a grievous wound!" [Edit: I'm laughing my ass off of this one little spelling error and you folks going full iron cross eagle spelling Nazi on It, this shit is golden LMFAO.]

[@amanisstuckinawall6192]

"hello there"

[@gamingwithumi514]

General Kanobi

[@mrinsanity9482]

Hi Mr smartcakes

[@fossilgaming65]

Funny alien

[@MrKane-lu8eg]

So uncivilized

[@dedxz2475]

"If got issue with me performance, prefer we have rational adult conversation." - Eloquent Grunt.

[@Rogue3522]

Zug Zug.

[@connelwall604]

Now funny number

[@sebastiantabin8334]

“I will love you and pet you and call you George,” and “Make me a sandwich,” caught me off guard.

[@UltimateEntity]

Aww

[@Dan_Tactics]

First one is a Looney Toones reference.

[@Kingsston]

Grunt was so adorable and sweet. Dude probably killed hella people as-well 😐

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Well considering the grunt death rate, it takes certain skill to become a spec ops or ultra grunt so probably.

[@Videl_Gaming]

to be fair most of grunts In halo are kids

[@Higher-Ground]

@@wastelandlegocheem and even then there hard work gets them killed

[@Ketcup155]

Grunt are 10

[@Videl_Gaming]

@@Ketcup155 master Chief behind the slaughter

[@Opr8rKaz]

“Make me a sandwich” Fuck yeah I will

[@skyworldskills648]

That… that made me feel some kinda way

[@theskellebros2625]

I’ll make you a KNUCKLE SANDWICH!

[@squishy6822]

@@skyworldskills648 ayo?

[@-flaredralph]

@@skyworldskills648 ayo?

[@weewoo7271]

@@skyworldskills648 ayo?

[@anubischild7293]

"If I find out that you have x-ray vision. You're dead"

[@callmevegito]

“Im gonna love you and pet you and call you george” famous last words…

[@lukeochoa2086]

Looney tunes reference

[@thesnake1862]

@@lukeochoa2086 tell me the reference pleaseeee

[@magnumiscool]

@@thesnake1862 @@thesnake1862

[@thesnake1862]

@@magnumiscool @Magnum is cool

[@NitroMemes]

@@thesnake1862 the abominable snowman was petting Daffy Duck bc his scarf looked like rabbit ears and the abominable snowman said that to him

[@sterlingarcher74]

That odst who got happy with the covenant sniper is Romeo. Don’t fact check me, I’m right.

[@bb-61ussiowa75]

Ur damn right

[@kyberjedi9749]

ok

[@shatterpoint23]

If only he wasn't in New Mombasa at that time. At least Dutch's wife fought besides The Master Chief on The Ark.

[@sterlingarcher74]

@@shatterpoint23 That's actually a good point.

[@Skullboy1104-sw6mf]

"Make me a sandwich" I love the references to people eating while playing.

[@Randomvr3]

Make me a sandwich

[@DanielJones-du8el]

"You're a dead hero" got me cracking up

[@xwinter__riderx9155]

"If you didn't have that helmet on I'd kiss you" best line

[@--TOM--]

*takes off helmet*

[@sipi2009]

Gayest line lmao

[@alice-dl6mf]

@@--TOM-- oh no not this again!!!

[@DarthRevan82]

These dialogues have me laughing on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

[@Frontgid]

"That's right, he wanted MY gun!" "If you didn't have that helmet on I'd kiss you." "Well now you're dead, you're a dead hero. And you're actually forgotten, I can't even remember your name"

[@MapleSoldier69]

"If it were anybody else..." 💀😂

[@Lil_Cy3]

"Had to be the hero huh, well now you're dead, you're a dead hero, and you're actually forgotten, I can't even remember your name"😭💀

[@bdhhsgbyddhggg]

“If I find out you have X-Ray vision…” Plot twist: you’re actually playing as superman

[@jonathoncaldwell703]

oh no

[@nutm3g459]

"Make me a sandwich" the scene that made me laugh the most 😂

[@spinaus3189]

"I will love you and pet you and call you george."

[@Ostr0]

💥🗣🔫👽

[@generalgrievous714]

“Ive taken a Grieeeeeeevous woooound” Thats what im all about handing out

[@OlWest05]

Bruh

[@ProjectEnder5691]

"Make me a sandwich." - Elite XD

[@generalgrievousstudios9846]

“I’ve taken a grievous wound!!” Me: “I don’t even know who you are…”

[@themanwithhighground4279]

Hello There

[@xwarxdragonx712]

@@themanwithhighground4279 general kenobi

[@Mando2664]

@@themanwithhighground4279 This is way

[@Ostr0]

Hello there... General Grievous

[@wyldefyre2119]

“If you had bullets for brains, all we’d hear is ‘click click’!”

[@Carnivora8]

I love how everyone just goes like "hey! Thanks for the cool gun!" "Aww fuck you i was using that"

[@Frozentundra1911]

“I’ve taken a grievous wound!” Reminds me of “aah I need a medic bag!”

[@floopdafloof]

*razormind intensifies*

[@Neco_Arc_Fuc_U]

**removes helmet** "now about that kiss.."

[@Goose_with_internet]

"Make me a sandwich" I didn't know master chief was a woman

[@tra.v]

HELP 😭💀

[@jameshobbsiv4040]

That was the Arbiter.

[@Nobody_In_Particular]

​@@jameshobbsiv4040ARBITERS A WOMAN!?!!!!

[@palaciosjoseph55]

I love that David Cross voiced a lot of the marines in Halo 2, just makes what they say a bit goofier

[@amaterasu1145]

“Chief your the most dumbest best man I have ever meant” Me and my friends in a nutshell

[@dennismichelsen4936]

Lmao. Like that the enemy wait to complete voiceline

[@AtheistNationalist]

"If you've got an issue with me performance, prefer we have rational adult conversation"- Me to my parents after the day of getting our Report cards have been given

[@flamingchicken3.062]

“Make me a sandwich.” Just got me laughing 😂

[@jameswallace7091]

The first clip is fucking amazing 🤣🤣🤣

[@GlitchedMuse]

"I will love you, and pet you, and call you George."

[@makthemaniac1]

The grunts are so damn adorable I want one

[@Baelfyre]

​@@makthemaniac1They're kinda scary when you realize they're actually like 5ft tall and about 200 pounds of muscle.

[@MelonSeedOfficial]

The way he phrased it makes me think he wanted to *be* a sandwich

[@northernalpine4350]

Wholesome interactions is why i always give the soldiers the Massive guns lol, Danger be damned ill Fight the flood with a fucking pistol if it means a good dialogue

[@halogamer1045]

I’ve taken a greeevious woouuunnd

[@mistyminty8682]

*slowly turns around* "Make me a sandwich." 💀

[@rebelwithoutaclue9387]

“I will love you, and hug you, and call you George” is a quote referenced a Bugs Bunny cartoon. The giant Yeti says it says it to Bugs 🤣

[@connormcgehee9349]

It's actually a reference to that one book everyone cried about in 7th grade

[@alice-dl6mf]

@@connormcgehee9349 never had to read it lmao

[@emmanuelgonzalez5819]

That's right. He wanted MY gun.

[@chasethepup7676]

"make me a sandwich" Lmao

[@ProjectEnder5691]

I am starting to realize that Venom and the Elites almost sound alike.

[@masquerade3852]

"Your file mentioned this" meaning its canon chief stares silently for uncomfortable amounts of time

[@JyinxszKeyszs]

"I will love u, pet u, and call u George" 🤣🤣

[@mr.scottie2518]

The grunts have the BEST dialogue 😂

[@harmonicaman4782]

Johnson’s voice lines are the best.

[@kittyluvr]

its nice to see that both male and female spartas simp for master chief

[@ZyvixVR]

"Make me a sandwich"

[@bradleybaka9055]

"Make me a sandwich" is special as it breaks the 4th wall, this is because it implies that the player is eating while playing and so the game is asking for food aswell

[@yourlocalreptillian1742]

Thank you for giving credit where it is due

[@Jager_works]

The George one was so amazing

[@edwinarceo7755]

Make me a sandwich Man moment

[@user-iw3qe2iz1o]

Complaining Woman moment

[@alice-dl6mf]

@@user-iw3qe2iz1o how does a skeleton access KZbin? 🤔

[@amogus2661]

Halo funny dialogues never fail to make me laugh 🤣

[@mrthe4198]

That grunt sounds really committed having a pet named George

[@Ghost_Of_Reach_B312]

The marine that was clowning the dead marine was definitely his best friend and was waiting to get back to the lobby

[@tylergehringer8560]

First one 😂💯

[@MonogoMango]

X-ray vision would show your bones. 😜

[@REDSUN24223]

I like to think chief doesn’t ask for peoples weapons, he just rips them out of peoples hands and shoves his former in there arms.

[@ManzanotaCrispi]

"Make me a sandwich" - Elite Einstein

[@ryaniko94brglowingkitty68]

"If i ever find out, that you have a X vision, you're dead" Guy playing on modded gameplay: "Oh no she has find out" *Cocks Gun*

[@donovonmorales6910]

Who’s the dead hero :………tony stark 😭……😈

[@guillaumegosselin1047]

"I will love u and peg u and call u george "thats what i heard

[@grayclayplays4215]

"I will love you, and kiss you, and call you George" Reminds me of the yeti in looney tunes

[@goldendog2k199]

The waffle house has found its new host

[@admiralinexile8536]

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

[@the_Dos__]

"Make me a samdwich" That offhand delivery got me good lmao

[@Iron1176]

"I will love you and pet you and call you George!" **Fucking shoots him**

[@LisqrTheFox]

I love those XDD can't stop laughing

[@Motionlesscapture]

“I will love you and pet you and call you George” “So anyways, I just started blasting”

[@emberhydra7621]

"I have taken a grieeeeeeevous wounnnnnnnd" love this line

[@KayarIsPro]

“Make me a sandwich” I’m dead 🤣

[@Oppositebreak]

Make me a sandwich is the funniest and best part

[@NamesR4Cowards]

"I've taken a griieevous wooound" 😩😔 "Make me a sandwich" 😤

[@JennyGormanRitter]

The last Grunt is my favorite. He just wants to talk about why/how he upset you :/

[@rwstuart9272]

The first one was the best, and honestly I wish 343 included voice lines like this in halo infinite.

[@Grayday117]

“If it were anyone else!”

[@camera-zv5zs]

"I've taken a greeevvoouuuuus woooouuund"

[@trendkill3333]

halo 2 has so many unique combat dialogues. i’ve played so much campaign and i hear ones sometimes that i’ve definitely never heard before

[@GHOSTv9]

ELITE: Make me a sandwich. MARINE: Thats right you got me a gun.

[@therealevilmudbug]

"You may be the dumbest best man I've ever met." This implies that he was the best man at his wedding.

[@Goblin___Slayer]

Go make me a sandwich and put some mayonnaise on it

[@user-iw3qe2iz1o]

What kind😳

[@LazzySnazzy]

“If got issue with me performance, prefer we have rational adult conversation” killed me

[@isarelburdick8967]

I've taken a grevious wound "general Kenobi you are a bold one"

[@azaavr]

"Make me a sandwich" Dayumn

[@Not_black_imposter]

Make me a sandvich -every hoovy

[@LemonPlayz101]

Halo 2 was way ahead of its time...

[@stevetheslayer2330]

"Make me a sandwich" 🤣🤣🤣

[@cody7259]

Elite dialogue will forever be my favorite. For the rest of my life I’ll remember “WORT WORT WORT”

[@adamspeiser6449]

The way grevious and wound come on as if he was holding the key down for each string of letters is still funny no matter how many times I have looked at it

[@BPKPhoenix]

"Make me a sandwich." And my friend, that wasn't a suggestion.

[@doubletrouble4766]

“Make me a sandwich” is my favorite line 😂 I love the elites, it’s a simple line yet so adorably perfect

[@deadshot_986]

Bro got hit by microwave light and has the audacity to say “I’ve taken a grievous wound” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@meunomeegama4105]

"makemeasandwich."