Halo Reach - Funny Dialogue

This video compiles the many funny lines of dialogue that can be heard in Bungie's Halo Reach when the I Would Have Been Your Daddy Skull (IWHBYD) is turned on. From the spartans of Noble Team to the UNSC marines you encounter throughout the game, I'm sure you'll hear at least one piece of dialogue that will make you laugh (or at the very least, chuckle).
The time it took for me to gather the footage and edit this little video together was a lot more than I'm sure most of you realize. The editing alone took multiple weeks as I had to individually edit each frame of video for the tracking text, but people seem to like that, so I think it was worth the effort.
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[@MaxiemumKarnage]

0:38 I love how "Your file mentioned this" implies that Noble Six canonically just stares people down for unsettling amounts of time.

[@Blank-pr4pt]

Halo Reach is amazing

[@reedsof2169]

Interrogation perhaps?

[@Gungho73]

I'd believe it. There's a spartan in the books iirc that sharpens their blade, dulls it on their armor, and then sharpens it again as a nervous tic.

[@SlowV6Mustang]

2:00 “this qualifies as lone wolf stuff Noble Six”

[@VectormanRxQueen]

Maxie Karn lol

[@cal928]

The irony of Kat saying "I could punch a hole through your helmet with surprisingly little effort" is palpable.

[@Swordsoulreaver]

oof

[@DSFARGEG00]

ayylmao

[@averageenclaveenjoyer7659]

Cal928 reminds me of Keyes.....

[@Tuitaye]

So can a single needler shot

[@InkyGhoul]

@@Tuitaye Her shields got zapped from the radiation of a covenant glassing. Of course a direct headshot through the visor with a needle was gonna do something. Had their shields been up it'd be like 6/7 shots

[@tonywhitburn]

Just when I thought Emile was the sociopath, Jun opens his mouth.

[@accelerationquanta5816]

Snipers are professional killers like no other.

[@SupBro-ww9go]

Jun is just a guy who opens up too much

[@YuNewHandleBar]

That last one hit like a brick but i love it 🤪

[@CJ-is9tk]

"Yeah, I- I don't like my job. I don't think I'm gonna go anymore." I feel this on ALL the levels

[@NativeOfTheLand97]

Its an office space reference. Mike judge rules.

[@JoeSixThreeOh]

@@NativeOfTheLand97 Doubly so because that voice actor is Ron Livingston, who plays Peter in the movie!

[@hankhill5622]

@@NativeOfTheLand97 Ron Livingston was actually one of the voice actors for the marines, so it’s a neat little Easter egg they threw in,

[@NativeOfTheLand97]

@@hankhill5622 dude WHAT?! He was a VA in this game? That's dope as hell. I always felt this had a minor band of brothers feel. I absolutely cannot wait to get my Reach ink in August

[@MadamLava094]

"This counts as Lone Wolf behavior, Noble Six."

[@iolessst7314]

MadmanLava 😂

[@Goobers-gf3um]

Iol Essst At least ask them to dinner first, jeez..

[@endorsedbryce]

"Your file mentioned this" xD

[@deadeyecpt.7765]

"That lone wolf stuff stays behind"

[@iolessst7314]

JayBaNayNay Gotta go straight for the kill sometimes

[@fuckologic1202]

"At least it's not zombies" YOU JUST HAD TO JINX IT, DIDN'T YOU, JIM?

[@roterdrache216]

*flood flashbacks intensify* REEEEEEEEE! GET IT OFF OF ME!

[@thermotesticles2453]

@@roterdrache216 you mean flash forwards since reach was before halo CE in the timeline

[@ness6714]

*_FLOOD THEME INTENSIFIES_*

[@kyletanking]

God damn rocket flood

[@alastor8091]

Gets on the Pillar of Autumn, lands on Halo. "Aaaand, it's zombies."

[@darthrevan5609]

0:38 "Spartan shows great skill and proficiency with any weapon at any range along with armor abilities and grenades, but has tendencies to see his own reflection in anything that shines and will just stare at it, ONI is not sure what causes this as he is the first of the gen III Spartans to show this trait, further research must be done to determine what augmentation caused this trait to occur."

[@luisf2793]

Also will occasionally repeatable crouch on top of enemy corpses. This is an on going trait for previous gen Spartans. We don’t know if it’s a gag reflex or a need to repeatable confirm the kill

[@galacticquasaur2956]

@@luisf2793 xD Okay, these are both great.

[@como_que_no5]

"There have also been reports of spatans modifying their armour so that whenever a headshot is archieved birthday confetti & cheering sounds appear in their HUD." Further reaserch needed to determine the causes of this urge

[@autobotskyflame6287]

@@luisf2793 There are rumors of this occurring in generation II Spartans, but Dr. Halsey vehemently denies it.

[@basketbomberslackingson4417]

“Spartan also seems to know the terrain of every location they go to and seemingly anticipates the most random of enemy assaults with exact precision, as well as occasional enhanced ferocity towards the enemy with no logical explanation. Looks away when hearing fellow squad members mention Jackals, Elites, Covenant Fleets, pelicans, cannons, and Lone Wolves. Is strangely obsessed with punching fellow squad members specifically to hear their responses.”

[@mr.ginger2616]

"At least it's not zombies, right?" The whole Pillar of Autumn crew: "Uhhhh..."

[@Jacksonthehedgehog9]

He totally jinxed the autumn crew by saying that. XD

[@geekymetalhead5112]

*intense orchestra in the background* Soldier for the sake of everyone, GET OUT!!!!

[@Avyrsoul]

Give. that. girl. a. sandwich

[@ifalone]

she. is. a. robot.

[@shargod2596]

But she doesn't date giant armored killing machines :(

[@lazyvideoproductions2979]

Caboose will.

[@MeltedEarth]

No

[@fordo5361]

She can make it herself ecksdee

[@TheMasterCheese]

Its a shame that most of these people probably got glassed or worse.

[@TheMasterCheese]

@@clitcrusader4897 Honestly anything else. At least glassing is instant. They could die of blood loss from plasma burns or having a flood spore burrow into them.

[@YTPGOD]

Or just impaled on a big energy sword

[@YTPGOD]

Also brutes only have gay sex amongst their own race it’s the lore look it up

[@TheMasterCheese]

@@clitcrusader4897 Not on reach but the marines who escaped in the pillar of autumn would find some on 04

[@TheMasterCheese]

@@clitcrusader4897 All the ones you see in halo CE did.

[@greenring1600]

3:40 "I know what you're thinking, and it's a very bad idea" Funny and scary at the same time, if you think that Six is been staring at Kat for a long time

[@ussessexcv-9189]

There's two very different ways this one can go I prefer the less violent of the two options but knowing KAT you're probably right

[@Mortablunt]

@@ussessexcv-9189 And I just groaned, "Awwww, but I love pizza!"

[@danielmaloney1420]

What are we thinking? I don't get it lmao

[@dresnio1363]

@LOAN NGUYEN ye

[@justanotherhuman.3649]

Ohhh, i belived it was a Halo 2 reference. "I know what you are thinking, and its crazy." But no no, your interpretation is probably the real one, cmoon we all know Kat is creeped out by us :( .

[@deepfreeze1001]

6:23 Damn I always thought Jun was so chill but he’s out here making jokes about crimes against humanity lmao

[@dqblizzard722]

Bro just goes around telling every civvy that the covenant is gonna annihilate them

[@insertnamehere6659]

"You wanna hear my robot voice? I. AM. A. ROBOT. Pretty good, right?" What an adorable nerd.

[@lyraleen1504]

Yea

[@jsiabot3467]

She lowkey cute ion gonna lie 😤

[@JotenZ312]

@@jsiabot3467 she was the one I always tried to keep alive

[@cezarsarman1937]

It is not simping if she isn't real

[@epic_toasterbath6723]

Like that i e marine in halo 2 "she was one of the oreety ones"

[@Yuuri066]

"During my last psych eval they asked me what I feel when reducing civilian unrest. I told them, 'slight recoil.'" -Jun, 2552 -edit: Spelling

[@AsexualOpossum]

The funniest part is it's a reference to what an actual military sniper told CNN about when he shot taliban.

[@ACENDANT-]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@generalgrievous3667]

*oh my*

[@123mickymouse123]

@@AsexualOpossum It isn't though? The story is as old as the Vietnam war, most likely older, and is purely fiction since there's no real sources for it ever happening. People have heard of it, but that's true for any story.

[@theashman7836]

252 likes

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

"You wanna hug it out, or kill some Covies?" "Oh well, err --" "I VOTE FOR COVIES" "...darn."

[@staeslait2343]

You get 2 votes, because you're a Spartan.

[@brianstabile165]

I want a hug But not from my parents

[@Nobody_In_Particular]

why not both?

[@luisf2793]

If you pull a mr. and mrs. Smith you can do both

[@themindmaster3073]

3:45 imagine this guy survived, made it to the pillar of autumn, and was one of the people in the visorcam chief watches in CE

[@tcfa8808]

That ODST.... I felt his energy...

[@coolminecraft1457]

H3Ma_ which one?

[@JanuaryFury]

Big dick energy

[@Faustulous]

@@coolminecraft1457 The one who was like: "Mother, I wanna be dropped in a coffin, from space!"

[@conorgrant4860]

I'm more of the "you got a sandwich" one

[@coolminecraft1457]

Faustey Frosty personally I felt all of them.

[@solarwolf1336]

Carter - College professor Kat - Tsundere Jun - Philosophical Jorge - Too serious Emile - Too bloodthirsty Six - Too lonely

[@ZeDitto3]

Kat *

[@solarwolf1336]

BlooJay - Thank you, I missed that

[@ugiustuskeiserus8066]

I can see Kat being into 6

[@troopergio]

Kat and 6 would make an adorable couple

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

@@ugiustuskeiserus8066 "First glassing? Me too." At least there was an attempt at small talk.

[@PizzaManKK]

3:26 the little step back when he said he could read your mind was priceless

[@AlejandroGarcia-tj2bs]

Yeah

[@mr.stardoge1188]

I like how the guy recording it moves back like : Woah, how did you know I like that one robot marine?

[@SmegmaBandit]

I like the childlike whimsy of Emile going "should we go and kill some more aliens?" Like he's trying his hardest not to sound excited

[@AirshipPilot]

Shame the Covenant don't speak English in this one, they could have had some good lines.

[@Overneed-Belkan-Witch]

Unggou did it

[@chillyee1816]

few days ago while i was playing on the campaign i swear one of the elites said "im sorry! im sorry!" when i ran up to it with an energy sword

[@Arthzul]

@@OozyFungus22 it's not reverse English, my mistake. "Wort wort wort" is the only word that's revers from Johnsons "go go go" only slowed down a lot and reversed. kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6rNhGamraihpZI

[@Tucher97]

@@chillyee1816 The Covenent I think by the events of Reach barely comprehend English, but I think after Halo 1 they have some degree to understanding english I believe (I dont remember it has been eons since I played 2) but 3 they have a good understanding of english but cannon wise yes they speak english i think, in the book or noval version of Halo CE the Elites have an understanding of balastic weapons and english

[@thespreer2142]

“Funny, but I dreamed in English”

[@sirsaltthe1st769]

I love every line of this omg "I'm curious, are you staring at me or just lost in your own reflection" "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize" Then Carter that's just done with your shit gotta love Reach

[@dragobane4728]

Then the sandwich lady

[@SweetDreamsHalo3]

@@dragobane4728 I'm sure you've replied to a lotta comments. One of them about a sandwich?

[@dragobane4728]

Yup

[@MasterHall117]

Then Emile is just wanting to get to the covies

[@cpt.battleno843]

I shit you not as I was reading the first line in this it started in the video I nearly lost it

[@freeziboi3249]

Always thought the female marines in halo reach were cute, glad to see their voicelines confirm it.

[@mathieu11]

true dat

[@chaosinc.382]

Hella!

[@-liquid_corpses.nsfw-0000]

2:50 *I bet you got long flowing locks underneath that helmet of yours.* *Am I right?* *I'm right aren't I?* *Just tell me I'm right.*

[@datboigokumi6048]

Super Saiyan 3 amirite

[@Mortablunt]

That marine's hitting on you. I got that line as female Six. lol. That man's crazy brave to try picking up a Spartan, especially on the battlefield.

[@IsmashedtoRedbone]

I think that's a reference to Cal 141 from Halo Legends

[@BoomerDante]

so the voice actor of the marine that keeps talking about reading minds is actually the mind reader in the show HEROES. i never knew about that little reference in the game.

[@Hummabubba]

Holy shit you're right! I knew his voice sounded familiar.

[@kanden27]

Oh the cop! Lol

[@AJadedLizard]

That's also why he asks about the look on your face and whether you're trying to stop time.

[@Nativeboi2119]

Remember someone had to say these lines

[@clemp23]

And the lady who asks if she looks like an alien is the voice actress of Lana from Archer

[@GiskardRevenlov]

"You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize" lmfao

[@nasafsha6]

I too loved this reservoir dogs reference

[@epicninjacakez6716]

Oooh. Wait. What if he's implying that Reach is a dream?! "If you shoot me..." After you shoot Jun. And"In your dream you better wake up and apologize" could imply that this was all a dream

[@vault_dwelIer]

@@epicninjacakez6716 No, it's a word for word movie quote from "Resevoir Dogs."

[@KS-hy9du]

At 3am: Jun...JUN...I’m sorry

[@Mortablunt]

Sounds like how my GF got angry at me because she had a dream about me cheating on her.

[@antoniolewit7852]

0:12 yes kat, you can do that. you know what else can pierce a spartan's helmet? a needle rifle. too soon?

[@The_Distortionist_Waits]

I'm imagining Noble standing above her corpse like "HUH? HUH??? DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING PEIRCING A HELMET???????"

[@kur0man166]

0:53 The thunder really set the mood of the talk.

[@thetrashking6747]

Jun is frickin wise

[@Deliveredmean42]

That dual wielding part hurts me. Considering Halo 3 was the last game in the series that had it :(

[@ugiustuskeiserus8066]

At least Halo Wars 2 has it

[@MasterHall117]

Yeah..... what’s nice is 343 confirmed Halo Infinite is gonna have dual wielding Edit: I uh.... had an oopsie on this comment and aged terribly.... sorry lads...

[@TheKingOfHalo]

As a spartan I should be able to dual wield assault rifles with laser like precision.

[@MajorBlitz]

Elites in campaign can dual wield, but those are rare as well.

[@titanium4167]

Don't worry, there'll be a mod for that soon

[@DannyO007]

I love how uncomfortable Emile gets at 3:17

[@justfantastic2877]

hey boy! wanna kill some aliens boy?! who's a good killing machine?

[@megavore97]

He sounds like he’s trying to convince a little kid to play outside lmao

[@deqnq1705]

ironic because emile is the scariest one out of noble

[@bigfootwithinternetconnect2330]

@@deqnq1705 yeah, but if you think about it Six is more terrifying than Emile since most of his files is covered in black ink and classified painted all over it, probably the reason why Emile feels so uneasy lmao

[@shadowfyed7117]

Imagine this happens to you while wearing the EXACT same armor as Emile

[@microsoftpowerpoint3039]

0:40 is even funnier because that means that was one of the only things that wasn’t redacted by ONI

[@theholypineapple3558]

Carter says he actually saw the full file not just the non-redacted parts

[@Liquefaction]

Lady marines in halo have such hot smacktalk, I dig it

[@adrianhenriquez2354]

Um..

[@connorbranscombe6819]

I just realized some of the women marines are voiced by Aisha Tyler, who voices Lana in Archer.

[@nostradamusofgames5508]

LANAAAAAAAA

[@mastercypress5294]

Thank you, that was driving me crazy.

[@TheEmpty0333]

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ToxicCandy116]

I knew she sounded familiar!

[@connorbranscombe6819]

@@ToxicCandy116 It was annoying me when I was playing long night of solace, one of the sabre pilots has her voice and its really jarring.

[@thefiresworddragon927]

"Your file mentioned this." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IT GETS FUNNIER AS YOU THINK ABOUT IT! CONSIDERING THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE DOES TO FIND THESE THINGS!

[@Xhardrocker]

lmao ikr

[@Yicama]

Funny moment bruh

[@Sidewinder1996]

Love how he said these tendencies would be written up in the next officer action report

[@thecatfather857]

Sidewinder Gaming That’s what that stands for?

[@Sidewinder1996]

@@thecatfather857 basically. Needless to say. Hes probably gonna get passed over by the promotion board

[@topside1246]

I love 4:38 implies that just staring people down for uncomfortable amounts of time is something Spartans do in general.

[@spacedorito1603]

Noble 6: **stares into carters soul for an unnerving amount of time** Carter: уσυя fιℓє мєитισиє∂ тнιѕ...

[@WillowIsSleepy]

The masked female marine at 0:31, the ODST with his horrible career path at 0:21, the tired marine at 2:45, the entirety of Emile, and the dark joke Jun made at the end were all fuckin amazing in my opinion

[@powerhouse6165]

Emile deserves his own movie, or at least a shory film

[@WillowIsSleepy]

@@powerhouse6165 A short film of his origin story. Whole thing with his brother, spartan training, his battles as a spartan, all that. Would definitely be nice

[@wasdwazd]

My favorite was the mind reader.

[@FrostyWheats]

2:45 is actually a reference to Office Space Like they literally ripped the audio from the movie

[@WillowIsSleepy]

@@FrostyWheats Ah really? Ha nice

[@Levy_Wilson]

I just realized that because the grunts breathe methane, you shoot their tanks and the battlefield will start to smell like farts.

[@Quagmirian]

Methane has no smell

[@mauz791]

@@Quagmirian yeah, it's butane right

[@thejohnson2328]

Why they need a breathing system?

[@Levy_Wilson]

@@thejohnson2328 Because their homeworld had a methane atmosphere, not an oxygen atmosphere, so they can't breathe the same air the other Covenant species can.

[@thejohnson2328]

@@Levy_Wilson thanks 👍🏻

[@Superchicken_36]

5:25 I love how you look down at the end as if you're gonna give him the grand tour.

[@lexiplays1252]

5:00 still my favourite line in reach

[@fenixflexin5942]

“Alright right look man... Should we go kill some more aliens?”

[@w4ayne]

Fenix Flexin bro that’s legitimately one of the best lines of dialogue I’ve heard in reach

[@thctitan5041]

He sounded pretty excited about doing that too

[@derpithfacilities3515]

That’s the only time I heard Emile happy

[@zigzaghyena3633]

Just a couple of socially maladjusted bros bonding over their shared love of overzealous alien extermination :)

[@combine1175]

5:26 Noble Six looks down after he says that.

[@MarksterC]

omg I didn't even notice that

[@ZehRooKiE]

"Shall I demonstrate?" *Opens* *Cranks* *Pulls* *Unzips*

[@Jormyyy]

You don't wanna know how Spartans use the bathroom...

[@veorangejuice733]

@@thedude___dude4399 i only know about that because of rvb

[@dr.boring7022]

How do the Spartans go to the bathroom? They T-bag, of course.

[@thevioletimagination3487]

2:20 Is my favorite which actually made me laugh. "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."

[@Mars_over_seer]

1:36 My favorite line from the soldier. This can literally fit right into a book, or movie.

[@Hellamoody]

3:44 this dude predicted the flood

[@randomchannel3314]

Hellamoody actually

[@lobiankk77]

Aged like wine

[@ultraburstchara3662]

The player hearing that line: *nervous laughter* your fucked if you get on the pillar of autumn or stay here friend

[@reikoburton9748]

People going through legendary Halo 1, 2 and 3: AAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH I HOPE YOU DIE-

[@mrlakiro5526]

6:23 Not just a sniper, *but a comedian too.*

[@DubstepinHaloDino117]

Dark comedy too

[@gamefreak974]

Is it Dark if you’re killing bad guys to protect civilians tho?

[@spongmongler6760]

"Bad guys."

[@Jormyyy]

@@spongmongler6760 covenant did nothing wrong

[@The_outwardNechromancer_Kaia]

Knowing Jun, that might not have been comedy...

[@boringmantis6489]

2:14 I like to imagine she survived Reach and is now a Spartan-IV :)

[@RIPTIDE2034]

She could be Palmer

[@AJadedLizard]

She's the Sole Survivor in Fallout 4, so she did eventually get shiny metal pants, just not MJOLNIR.

[@linwoodthebarr8594]

I love how the marines voiced by Aisha Tyler are just literally Lana.

[@supm8te751]

3:54 female masked marine is BAE

[@MiniFuxy11]

I would pay for a Halo game about Marines, with a campaign mode with a female marine as protagonist. I wanna feel again like we are a soldiers in war, not like jumping weirdos in a pink powered armor, like in Halo 5 multiplayer.

[@aZaamBie135]

@@MiniFuxy11 something like ODST

[@MiniFuxy11]

@@aZaamBie135 i wanna give more protagonism to the Marines, they deserve it

[@fuckusingfullname]

@@MiniFuxy11 I would pay 343 not to sjw up Halo if I knew they were doing so, but yes, a campaign about a marine would be lit

[@jorgegutierrez8588]

@@fuckusingfullname I had no idea that a female playable character was "sjw"

[@I_am_a_cat_]

"I could punch a hole through your helmet with little effort." She would be the one to say that.

[@soggymartin1881]

So can a needle

[@I_am_a_cat_]

@@soggymartin1881 .... what? And..? So can a spoon... So what? I don't think you understand what I was saying...

[@ethanw7416]

Cat the needle from the needle rifle she was shot with

[@westwing23]

If you look in the MCC's reach body armor, they have her arm as an "upgrade" and adversite it as "Unfortantely it doesn't come with situational awareness" yeah.. thats dark.

[@chaosinc.382]

@@westwing23 Jesus Christ, that's fucked.

[@Shatugi]

4:01 he sounds disappointed

[@JTruong3rd]

Theres a line where if Jorge takes enviromental damage he'll get annoyed and say "Everything on this damn planet is trying to kill me"

[@TheRavenofSin]

I'm just wondering how you stuck that marine with a frag grenade.

[@wrpen99]

The wiki claims that the version of the grenade in Reach is magnetic, because it will stop rolling on metal surfaces, and will stick if thrown in an exact way. Try walking up to a wall and throwing it straight down at the corner, it'll look like it goes inside 6's foot when you do it right.

[@colincrippin375]

You can stick frag grenades on brutes sometimes.

[@Pandora1997Sour]

No way I've played halo all my life and I've never done that before

[@colincrippin375]

@@Pandora1997Sour Just play some Halo Reach firefight against brutes and use a lot of frags against them eventually you'll see one stick.

[@gamefreak974]

It’s a bug but it’s pretty awesome so whatev

[@RoseSupreme]

6:19 Bungie took the piss out of the one feature they removed from this game.

[@epicninjacakez6716]

The guy who said this sounds like Dutch

[@unknowninformation1560]

Epic Ninja Cakez I think it is in the lore. Buck was on Reach too...

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

@@epicninjacakez6716 Not really.

[@Tabby-nw3bu]

I'm starting to think that Noble 6, stares at his comrade's for a living

[@l6ki]

“You don’t talk very much… are you the strong, silent type or something?” Good old ODST references.

[@NietCola]

The delivery of the line at 4:20 was great and made me feel sad

[@YarugumaSou]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@misfitgaming106]

Lol 420 he was probably smoking some kush too with a line like that

[@romainlettuce118]

It’s from the movie “Office Space”. It’s funny as hell. Classic movie.

[@arwrw2]

420 that's pog haaaahaaaa

[@TCBYEAHCUZ]

6:24 definitely inspired by the finnish sniper during ww2 quote "What did you feel killing so many communists?" And he said "The recoil"

[@rhysnichols8608]

Chaim Goldbaum When asked what it’s like to kill a man he replied “I wouldn’t know, I’ve only killed communists”

[@duncan1471]

Chaim Goldbaum what’s up my brother

[@craigthemonke794]

Simo Häyhä is the sniper you’re talking about

[@KopperNeoman]

Fitting. The Innies make the Soviet Union look like angels by comparison.

[@ShahjahanMasood]

Kirchies!!!!

[@unrulybot1352]

0:48 I need to that story now.

[@seal9454]

04:32 - "He was breathing JUST FINE through the hole IN HIS FACE!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@SpanishDio]

Mom:What do you wanna do when you grow up? ODST:Rocket into space in a tiny metal coffin.. Ma'am

[@lazyvideoproductions2979]

Mom: ...

[@PixelatedBlu]

"I'm curious, are you staring at me or just lost in your own reflection" I think we all know the answer God damn my spartan is beautiful

[@ugiustuskeiserus8066]

Nah, I stare at Kat's helmet cuz it's sexy

[@coolminecraft1457]

Ügiustus Keiserus am I the only person who thought she would have been cute if only she wasn’t a fuckin death machine?

[@theyoboygamer3754]

She was voiced by an Israeli woman so uh

[@RememberReach06]

@@ugiustuskeiserus8066 Nah man, Jorge is the REAL package

[@dianabarnett6886]

@@coolminecraft1457 I think she's cute because of it.

[@jkrejcha323]

"Age 7, mom says " what do you want to do when you grow up" " rocket into space in a tiny metal coffin....ma'am"

[@coldcowboy3853]

3:19 the most enthusiastic you’ll ever hear Emile

[@protonjones54]

I don't remember Jun being such an edgelord lmao

[@protonjones54]

@Yee-Haw Time Whatever that means.

[@Mortablunt]

@@protonjones54 Lots and lots of shooty stabby killy killy. Jun is recognized in his psych file IIRC in his firefight description as being psychopathic (ASPD, not the stupid bullshit that movies this psychopathy is).

[@chaosinc.382]

"I tOlD tHeM sLiGhT rEcOiL"

[@damienmaymdien6367]

He's a sniper, what do you expect?

[@protonjones54]

@@damienmaymdien6367 isn't it Emile 's job to be the edgy one

[@SpanishDio]

5:08 reference to the original Halo 3 trailer.

[@andrewhodgson2566]

More like Red V Blue

[@MJOLNIR_studios]

@@andrewhodgson2566 Both

[@Espartanica]

@@andrewhodgson2566 No, it's much closer to the Halo 3 trailer.

[@aklato7258]

I thought he was gonna say "you ever wonder why were here

[@JordanCreaser29]

@@aklato7258 it’s one of life’s greatest mysteries, isn’t it?

[@Hannah11876]

"I'm curious, are you staring at me or just lost in your own reflection?" Kat is so savage. My favourite Spartan.

[@TOUD_]

2:07 this guy really does have the sigma grind set.

[@TheBABY131]

Oh come on

[@double1777]

That one marine who asked what it was like to be a Spartan, and whether or not you enjoyed it... I felt that.

[@Mortablunt]

"Do I enjoy it? No. I don't remember my real family, nothing solid, just that they were killed by the Covenant. I spent my whole childhood being brutalized and taught to kill by Oni and the military. When I was twelve years old, I was permanently maimed and altered against my will by chemical agents that put me in indescribable pain. I have since then spent my entire life at war. I've been a slave to the UNSC my entire life, and the only way I will ever be free is if I die in combat. No, I don't like being a Spartan, I hate it, I never wanted to be this."

[@IsmashedtoRedbone]

@@Mortablunt That's a really interesting answer to the question, people only see the awesome outside never the deeply traumatic pasts off our heroes

[@Jacksonthehedgehog9]

My answer is much simpler. How would you feel if the home you knew was glassed, the only family you had was killed by alien bastards, you met some oni guys in labcoats, and they turned you into something that those same aliens fear. In that order. I no longer feel. I can only receive dopamine when slaughtering entire squads of those splitjaw motherfuckers. When the dopamine hits though.....oh it's absolute bliss. If it comes down to me, I'm either walking out wearing their teeth as a necklace, or dying with my fist shoved down one of their throats. Of course, nothing personal against any one of the covie races specifically. I want to slaughter them all equally. Though if one race did end up switching sides, I am at least capable of playing nice. I do it with the chucklefucks like you after all, marine. (Reference brought to you by halo legends)

[@vinyl7764]

(For future reference: 1:32)

[@ivegotajousyaccent99]

I punched a marine 50 feet in the air off a warthog turret in the first Sword Base mission so Kat could take it over and I had the marine in the passenger seat yell “DON’T MAKE ME TEABAG YOU!”

[@seanocso3315]

0:31 this womans robot impression was so impressive.

[@AJadedLizard]

Fun fact, that's Cortenay Taylor, the Sole Survivor in Fallout 4, and she does it in that game too.

[@noahmasonscience369]

I love Jun, I wish he appeared in Halo again

[@jeremiahgranger1566]

"I once met a soldier who told me his weapon was a time machine, he wasn't killing the enemy he was moving them forward in a time where they were all no longer alive." RvB reference?

[@sailor7388]

Jeremiah Granger yesh

[@MeltedEarth]

No

[@lyraleen1504]

DONT LIKE THIS COMENT Edit: I dont freakin remember comenting this shit

[@funnyvalentine1592]

Oh no

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

yep

[@ToxicCandy116]

Don’t forget about the firefight voices. They not only have some fun lines while killing things but also when you stare at other players.

[@halfgecko3202]

What you don't like my cooking?

[@thearnorianruby4681]

Really?

[@Racicot]

On the level The Package, with the skull that let's you hear rare combat dialogue, when you have the scorpion tank, one the marines said: "It's like shooting womprat's back home." I love hearing dialogue like that.

[@Idunnodude]

Forgot one. In Nightfall, when the colonists bring out weapons he says; "These are stolen weapons." The colonist says, "What are you gonna do, arrest me?" Then Jun said, "No, gonna steal it back."

[@tpfrecoil2837]

"That lone wolf stuff stays behind" "This qualifies as 'lone wolf' stuff, Noble Six"

[@AJadedLizard]

Your file mentioned this. This is gonna impact your next OAR review.

[@fabiancarrascalsalazar5793]

02:15 that marine should be made into a spartan in a future Halo lel

[@agamer203]

117 likes. I don't dare change it, so here's a thumbs-up 👍

[@arwrw2]

Halo reach *final firefight* It's a good idea so at the start you play as just the marine then you escape reach and for all the successful missions you get promoted to a semi spartan because full Spartans need augmentations

[@X0rl.]

Guy: "One of these days maybe I'll be the giant staring robot, huh?" Emile: "yeah I carved that myself I'm very proud of it"

[@TheStrayCryptid]

“Your file mentioned this.” & “This qualifies as lone wolf stuff.” My favorite lines

[@clitcrusader4897]

Jun best girl

[@xyonentertainmentproductio4909]

It guy

[@elithefennecfox2351]

guy*

[@dr.boring7022]

No, Jorge is best girl

[@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856]

Its classified as an attack helicopter

[@SorcererAC0]

My guy pretty like a girl

[@kempodle4665]

3:45 *THE FLOOD WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@Mevgred]

0:21 343 needs to take notes of that witty dialogue bungie is known for

[@jeremybradley4301]

"slight recoil" line will always be the best to me

[@westernspy9278]

“What are you trying to stop time?” Joseph Joestar assuming that DIO can stop time, 2552

[@physical_insanity]

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 420: Requiem of Reach

[@Ch4pp13]

@@physical_insanity *FOLLOW THE ADVENTURES OF JOE STARR AS HE FIGHTS TO DEFEND HUMANITY FROM THE THREAT OF ALIEN INVASION LEAD BY FANATIC DIORABO! NEW [STANDS] NEW FIGHT SCENES NEW CHARACTERS COMING TO A CRUNCHYROLL NEAR YOU!*

[@nr-5usrrobot802]

Chappie XD

[@colonel1003]

guys laugh the joke is a reference to joj

[@zyoh4311]

@@colonel1003 don't know what JoJo is

[@dimorix6593]

0:42 *Shoots the marine* Woah! This camo must really work

[@vZorroh]

0:16 Jackal Sniper: *UNO REVERSE*

[@lil_legalo5190]

I like how their mouths will move when they’re not talking but when the voice audio plays the mouth doesn’t move

[@noahhastings6145]

"You wanna make out, or you wanna kill some aliens?" I mean...

[@commanderwilliam3693]

*i mean*

[@dr.vanilla9017]

YES.

[@501ststormtrooper9]

I wanna kill some alien bastards in a Grizzly

[@roderickspencerjr.2482]

😂🤣

[@someirishboi6308]

Is it too much to ask for both?

[@rakaroquettes3008]

5:25 Nice Question , Marine! xD

[@aibadenshi]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKqvXn1jpc51btE

[@therevenantofdhg5345]

*Wait hol' up*

[@geckosgotgames3283]

I love how that one marine was just like "Hey, if you see a pod named sullivan, call me over. Reports say he didnt make the drop. Ive had my eye on his sidearm." Like bruh ready to loot and boot

[@davechanman]

"You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize" Jun has some of the best dialogue in the game

[@raptormaverick4774]

3:54 Me: I have several questions.

[@sivaalteredspringbonnie9956]

Hmmm how odd

[@hoogis]

People keep talking about how cute she is but it's just a disguise to hide the fact that she probably eats enemy aliens (probably eats them alive)

[@omgwhypandaaeterna3009]

"I AM A ROBOT pretty good huh?" W I N K S

[@StarKnight619]

"I once met a soldier who told me he thought of his weapon as a time machine. He wasn't killing the enemy, just moving them forward to a time when they were no longer alive." That is honestly a good one

[@bennetterfield5720]

That last clip of Jun was inspired by a finish soldier who is nicknamed the white death. He was asked in the 90s about his killing in the winter war of 1939. He responded that what he felt after shooting each combatant was recoil

[@Simalf13]

so the files are mentioning B312 is a weirdo? pretty sure this text belongs to the blacked out ones.

[@IONLYKNOWMOVESTHATKILLPEOPLE]

It's really cool that you have to let everyone that you know his service tag. Just call him 6 loser

[@adhdasdfroflxd123]

Yikes

[@kianh.76]

Yikes

[@justfantastic2877]

Yikes

[@strawberrybleach7715]

@@IONLYKNOWMOVESTHATKILLPEOPLE I bet you dont even know who John-117 is, dumdum

[@xxkillshot5xx]

"I don't like my job I don't think I'm gonna go anymore" Totally a reference to Office Space

[@thomaspriest5278]

That's actually Ron Livingston voicing 'Trooper 5' in Reach

[@caiusbell1648]

0:48 Jun: “I once heard...” Me: *Skyrim* *flashbacks*

[@MChief123]

That dialogue with Jun talking about that one guy who thought his gun was a time machine was deep.