Hammond and May “You Blithering Idiot” compilation

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[@sicarius8558]

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[@TheMurphyproduction]

The man

[@TheMurphyproduction]

Morning

[@TheMurphyproduction]

Morning guys

[@TheMurphyproduction]

Morning guys James is

[@willp2190]

"He's never met my brother, how does he KNOW he's an idiot?!?!"

[@Eliphaschoas]

Is that from Top Gear or The Grand Tour?

[@joesaf2872]

@Eliphaschaos That clip is from The Grand Tour - "The Youth Vote" episode S03E10. Thanks for your comment…

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

Jeremy would probably say that it runs in the family.

[@jonnnyren6245]

I think you mean "he's A IDIOT" as Clarkson would say it.

[@thatnxrthernguy]

@@joesaf2872 I will have to disagree, it is not from S3 E10 "The Youth Vote". It is, in fact S1 E13 "Past Vs Future" ✌🏻

[@seanoreilly1832]

"It's a genuinely brilliant solution to a problem that never should have existed in the first place" pretty much describes Jeremy Clarkson

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Quoting that

[@nick360s]

“Hammond you hidiot” “This is the fastest car PAAAWZZEEE in de werld”

[@tiki5430]

Ammond, du hidiot. Dis es the fastest car, pawss, in da wurld.

[@ytaltacc8008]

This is the funniest shit PAAWWZZEE in de werld

[@ps2bndled]

HAMON, YU HIDIOT!!! DIS IS DE FASTES KARR, 🅱️OUS, IN DE WURD!!!!!!!!!!

[@Nibbarese7]

Ahahaha I'm Italian and that shit cracked meee

[@BGRUBBIN]

He performed that perfectly

[@masonringbinder684]

"Patient to hospital".......for when time is critical.

[@WardyLion]

Mason Ringbinder And the patient is surely going to be critical after that!

[@kcspeed9980]

That may be the funniest thing topgear ever did.

[@RatelHBadger]

I think I laughed for a good 5 minutes straight when I saw that sequence originally on TV. Missed the whole end of the show.

[@Praktical_]

@@RatelHBadger man I remeber watching that episode with my dad eating dinner and we both almost spat our food out when the dummy got launched into the window 😂😂😂

[@masonringbinder684]

@Lucas Gawor just for you, 6:42

[@boiledegg6788]

"Blithering" is one of the best words out there.. couple it with idiot, moron, half wit etc and you have an absolutely fantastic insult!

[@matthew_natividad]

It makes it so complete

[@JRC99]

I'm also quite fond of doddering. Or calling someone a dullard.

[@markcf83]

I use it a lot......

[@bartolinie]

6:24 that part gets me every time! HAHAHAHAHA

[@HarrisonKingan]

Same 😆

[@HelloThereUniverse]

🤣🤣

[@andrewdrabble8939]

Love the Hamster's patient delivery system at 6:44. Hilarious

[@thilensavignon1999]

Hamster ?

[@andrewdrabble8939]

@@thilensavignon1999 The Hamster is Richard Hammond's nickname because he's so small

[@americankid7782]

I love that he hit the window

[@cristalmewtwo4160]

I mean adjust the trajectory and he's golden

[@its_only_karma7440]

@@cristalmewtwo4160 yeah it was spot on...almost

[@harrytheseal6566]

6:44 I'm impressed how he got the patient through the window

[@jonathanoxlade4252]

When I saw that I absolutely pissed myself laughing what a shot the fact it made it through that little window tho had me rolling on the floor dying of laughter 😂

[@houseking9211]

do I tell em

[@martasillere24]

“You schupid bastard, you’ve shot ME!!” 😂😂

[@shadowguardian210]

Best one out of all of them

[@frasergibson5763]

I was expecting to see “blithering idiots, do they not realise that you can’t use a magnet to pick up velvet”

[@joesaf2872]

@Fraser Gibson This is a multiple part compilation. See the description for more detail. Will include more idiots moments in part 2 compilation..👍 Thanks for your comment and support...❤️

[@eugenfromkharkov2344]

Fraser, could you please explain what 'velvet' means? Is it a sort of metal, or a type of the car?

[@frasergibson5763]

Eugen from Kharkov it’s a fabric used to make clothing, upholstery (meaning furniture, curtains etc), pillows and bedding. Jeremy covered his car in velvet for some of the challenges undertaken in that episode

[@eugenfromkharkov2344]

@@frasergibson5763 finally, I understood this phrase completely! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!)

[@fsfaith]

1:47 I can't believe I've seen this episode so many times but only noticed now that James' umbrella is a katana umbrella.

[@williamg209two]

Id say thr clip is higher quality then tv broadcast

[@demiurge67321]

holy shit

[@GrimJaws]

Love how british slang sound such a polite even when cursing 😂

[@Alex-cw3rz]

The only reason it's sounds like that is because the time it was on every week was before you can swear on TV. It's technically not slang either as it's a combination of existing vernacular.

[@gmodderr]

@@Alex-cw3rz Hello James

[@cristalmewtwo4160]

Depends on the accent it definitely doesn't sound polite coming from a scouser

[@AverageAlien]

Found the clueless american

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

​@@cristalmewtwo4160 or any working class brit

[@seijisuzuki4197]

3:29 Clarkson : "Well Done Hammond, You Blithering Idiot."

[@howardsmith9342]

"It's a perfect solution to a problem that should never have existed in the first place." Words to live by.

[@ChrisRyot]

Top Gear has taught me some very pristine insults I'm positive will enrich my life on a long-term basis.

[@swiftplus7398]

2:29 James looks kinda different here. I'm not quite sure what it is, maybe the lighting?

[@airygoats]

Has a voice filter been put in his throat?

[@leokicklighter8287]

He's certainly lost a few stone over the years.

[@seijisuzuki4197]

5:21 Clarkson : "HAMMOND, You Blithering Idiot You Totally Ruined This Car!!!"

[@Simon-Zephyr]

1:36 "You missed the truck" Lmao who's OG enough on KZbin to know that ToyStory video

[@snapdragongaming6238]

We’re not aiming for the truck

[@JASONGOGUEN79]

I would love to know where to find that one

[@Mandarin9900]

What video do you mean Which one are you thinking of

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

@@Mandarin9900 *jet engine noises*

[@coastlinersmithy]

Jeremy: “where is he?” May: “in the pub I imagine…” 😂😂😂

[@jeremyfong5684]

Jezza: "he couldn't be in the pub! He was wounded, he had only 10 mins to live"

[@NICKatronMC]

0:21 This has to be one of the best exchanges between them

[@DrewSavo]

6:30 Clarkson saved the patient. May lost the patient. Hammond attacked the hospital........... with the patient. XD

[@zigzag7194]

😂😂😂😂I nearly wet myself 😂😂😂😂

[@mangobot232]

It always gets me lol

[@otherssingpuree1779]

The first time I saw that I had tears in my eyes. Now I just laugh. Experiencing this show for the first time is an awesome experience.

[@Pirustae]

I just burst laughing hard at Jezza's startled face when something bangs loudly in the vehicles he's in.

[@theseageek]

6:44 Hammond attacked the hospital with a patient.

[@hoth3adgaming41]

1:29 the way he said 'engine' got me

[@Rebecca-B95]

The soundtrack to my childhood....”HAMMOND YOU IDIOT” 😂😂

[@ZoeyTheGSP]

Now just need one of May calling Clarkson a “pillock”

[@halfdamage1867]

And one of James saying "cock"

[@ps5user155]

2:22 “This is the fastest car, pose, in the world”

[@Kanakou_DX15]

The real blithering idiots were the friends we made along the way

[@vincentxu8217]

Or maybe the real friends are the blithering idiots we traveled with along the way

[@NICKatronMC]

7:00 That’s a badass voice admittedly

[@5ALL4D]

2:50 Man driving a full scale Hotwheels right there

[@snakevenom4954]

4:00. Hammond was losing the fish faster than the British lost their colonies lol

[@shrijanbuchasia7366]

💀💀

[@markselby9352]

I mean the British held the majority of their colonies for quite a long time so I’m not sure if the comparison works

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

@@markselby9352 post war*

[@tenzaemtade6146]

@@markselby9352 and the British also defeated the USA in the war of 1812

[@interstate366]

Just missing the part where May is introduced for the first time. “He’s called James May, and based on what we’re about to see, he is a blithering idiot.”

[@stuartbarclay7940]

5:41 "What have you done?! You've gone over a runaway light, you blithering idiot!"

[@IrfanArio95]

"Your brother is an idiot, and your stupid car is ready" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Atlastheyote222]

*in an Italian accent* “Hammond jchu idiote”

[@jacobbahr9316]

Gotta love Giacomo the Lambo test driver

[@tastyswitchcartridges7966]

2:28 May looks a little different

[@llynellyn]

2:32 Pretty much sums up why May replaced him in season 2 xD

[@dirty.dan37]

Who is the guy may replaced

[@opticfloyyyd]

@@dirty.dan37 someone who isn’t May. So idc

[@sharpfalcon6196]

@@dirty.dan37 Jason Dawe.

[@Inspiration_YT_]

"You blithering idiot" is what I use the most as an insult. I love it!

[@ZoeyTheGSP]

The “Trump Truck” killed me. Soo true.

[@LuciferLizardo]

2:59 Good to see Jason Dawe out there...

[@michaelleonardsetyawijaya2311]

Plot twist : Hammond's real name is Richard Hammond Yoohidiot

[@christopher32074]

This is the the fastest car pause, in the world.

[@toasty9780]

“Along comes Hammond with a 🅱️in”

[@labrat_09]

Hammond:”patient to hospital” *patient flies into a window* Jeremy Clarkson:”HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT”

[@v1nc3nt_bl4ck4]

Respect for labelling each section, got a follow for that

[@user-xn2hf9re8r]

legendary - miss these guys so much

[@shrekreviewsthings]

That last one. Full on crying with laughter

[@MannyThaMadridista]

When Jeremy said this is the manliest thing i ever did n then shots hammond was too funny

[@JIKwood]

"Hammond, Hammond, Hammond, Hammond, Hammond."

[@HarlemHyena]

"Clarkson, you moron."

[@matteo_beccaro]

0:53 the six seconds after this summarize the entire UK

[@alext2566]

0:21 "WHYAREYOUDOINGTHISTOMEH?!?!😱 YOUSCHEWPIDIDIOTHAMMOND!!!😡"

[@Pattex_]

"ammond...you h'idiot" gets me every time

[@EGReviews]

"HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOUVE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY"

[@mattspychala7251]

The ambulance show was the last hurrah of Top Gear brilliance

[@SaintPhoenixx]

"Why are you doing this to me?" is my favourite thing to say at the slightest inconvenience.

[@joezegers]

I'm so tempted to name a dog "Hammond" so every time he does something my entire house hears HAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOND!

[@rodimusriderv2368]

6:38 i can't breathe XD

[@lordtachanka903]

May never said his brother wasn’t an idiot just that Clarkson didn’t know that lmao

[@apersonandaperson]

It's absolutely amazing how this person could cut all episodes of Top Gear and The Grand Tour with Hammond, May, and Clarkson into just 7 minutes and 25 seconds.

[@lillyalriachy3357]

Me in online philosophy class : I wish if someone could make a funny top gear/grand tour compilation. Joé Saf 1 minute later: Thank you for uploading

[@James-mn3re]

A Top Gear compilation that actually credits the specific episode, I thought I'd never see the day

[@TDSWar]

the one where Jeremy says it’s a Vauxhall u blithering idiot got me laughing so hard lol It’s the one at 2:30 and watch until the end of that scene

[@liamwolf32]

Message "your brother is idiot and you're stupid car is ready" May: hes never met my brother 😂

[@modelreviews3705]

And here comes Richard Hammond with a bin 😂 Jeremy Clarkson in his head YEAH awkward pause

[@Embur12]

Classic clips. Well played...

[@way2biggofficial611]

The voodoo child one🤣

[@wagman68]

Jesus christ! Look at Hammonds ambulance, if you don't need a hospital before you will after lol

[@bobkin611]

“This iz de fastast car, pause, in de worl” 😂😂😂😂

[@eamonmcdermott4032]

Terrestrial television is, not so much poorer, as destitute, without these 3 fellas.

[@jeremyfong5684]

0:01 “Give me strength”

[@gobhai]

As a child I thought Hammond You Idiot was his proper name😂😂

[@VerbiGereando]

I never noticed that another catchphrase of Clarkson is "Why are you doing this to me?"

[@DesertWolf392]

When you watch these videos. You realize, 40% is them breaking shit, 40% yelling at each other and 20% of actual cars.

[@ralcolfwolfcoon8207]

It's called, making it interesting and fun

[@ecrxft]

0:46 always makes me laugh 😂

[@Blue_m3]

5:33 lolol

[@montanabigbeer650]

New game invented:take a shoot everytime some1 says "you blithering idiot"! hahahahahah

[@schalkerleiden]

'Crap. Why's it done that?' 😂😂😂😂

[@lordgrim1798]

*“It's a bit hard without the steering wheel”* - May Two wheelers: Pathetic

[@seijisuzuki4197]

0:27 Clarkson : "Hammond, You Idiot!" Hammond : "What?"

[@t-sixx9229]

That VW message has me dying lmao

[@martapotocka5862]

“WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME 😩😩”

[@Robi2009]

Can I say British curse words are simply the best xD

[@dnakatomiuk]

Classic challenges from TG were the best

[@Alex-cw3rz]

2:29 James May looked a little different in the earlier seasons

[@modelrailfan37]

Best comedians ever 😂

[@mclarenrob2]

"Hammond you may rejoin the game.... That's the end of the game everybody" 🤣

[@applejuice5272]

1:18 "Engine!" 🤣 Just everso slightly fundamental to making a lorry move!

[@Racer_o_the_Reaper]

I’ve waited for the “idiot” compilation!!

[@SangTheCryptek]

Seeing the ice racing clip gave me an idea for a good compilation. "Racing driver excuses", for every time either they or guests on the show have given ludicrous and ridiculous excuses for why they lost.

[@GuninGames]

I mean it was abit of a misfire

[@SangTheCryptek]

"So listen, there was a busload of children. Disabled ones. On fire. But its ok I saved them. Anyways it affected my lap. A bit."

[@northernzeus768]

I just ran over a fish. Should I be worried? -J. May

[@Generalkenobi325]

You cut the best but out when James asks if there’s a record for going round and round and Hammond goes ‘I dunno but if there is it’s in the bag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rideroll9609]

0:37 JUST SAVAGE... :D :D

[@TJD0503]

I really appreciate the use of chapters to make it clear which clip is which and where each clip is from Edit: Not all chapters make it clear where the clip is from but the effort is still appreciated

[@coolmendotdot2]

0:57 legit sounded like it was reversed. *'CooC'*

[@ayepmashuri2094]

i thought it was a ytp video

[@bartsewuster3247]

What episode is that?

[@joesaf2872]

@Bart sewuster 0:57 - Top Gear Vietnam Special Check video description for more details... Thanks for your comment & support ❤️👍...

[@michaelingwald6338]

Hammond as an EMT shooting the guy out of the ambulance still makes cry laughing!

[@codyC423]

"This is the best car, *Bose* hin thee hworle"

[@joecrammond6221]

May: Your brother is an idiot1 Would have been funnier if James didn't have a brother

[@ethancampbell6076]

6:09 Siri will never correct you 😂😂😂😂

[@keatonburton5636]

My favorite part is Clarkson's voice text to May.

[@meemdoggoriginallongdrink]

2:39 I think this one is the best

[@Kenthrex]

4:46 A STEP STOOL LMAO