Hammond, Clarkson and May Wanting A Drink Compilation

Top Gear and Grand Tour stars wanting a drink or going to the pub for a beer, wine or a "zesty drink". It's kind of a drinking/pub compilation
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episodes
Mongolia gt3.13
Vietnam
train vs car vs bike 13.1
motorhome 15.4
Burma 21.7
22.8
polar special
seaman
Patagonia
3.2
gt1.7 dune buggy
6.6 (removed as blocked)
gt1.10 Barbados
gt3.11 wine bath + water drinking
gt2.6 wine
7.5 Veyron race
zesty drink Africa 19.7
1.12gt Lexus zesty drink

[@alexanderhill5206]

Jeremy: "Have you got any ice?" James: *Takes off sunglasses and stares deep into the horizon of the frozen artic ocean*

[@centurionzen1005]

_"that's a stupid question isn't it?"_

[@wall4818]

I mean to be fair, they already mentioned they're sitting down in a "slightly warm car" in the middle of the arctic, which in reality is likely their jackets and hats rather than any sort of heater. The gin's cold anyway

[@lexithelab2721]

I would be thinking I don’t think he should be having any alcohol

[@chaz2985]

thanks mate we all watched the video

[@jackbauer4762]

To be fair, all that ice is basically ground up snow that would dissolve in his drink, not actual ice cubes, as well as probably being salty

[@WackWarrior]

I love when James revives Jeremy with a cold one

[@oyblech8671]

the sign of a true mate. sees you blackfaced and exhausted half to death on the floor, gets you a pint without even thinking about it

[@ninaa4192]

"Jeremy! Speak to me!"

[@dnsvls]

@@ninaa4192 "speak to me" while shoving a glass of beer into his mouth :D

[@redmr2na]

@@dnsvls MAYbe James was silently trying to kill Jeremy. Like yes, if he starts to speak his windpipe will open up and he will drown on dry land by coughing to death.

[@TMessenger]

Anyone know what episode this is from?

[@AAdams456]

"Is there a pub?" There was. So we went to it.

[@henrychanner4032]

*there wuzz

[@adrielsebastian5216]

Leaving Hammond to carry on building.

[@stu1701E]

It was a simpler time.

[@Harvester236]

In 2022: "Is there a pub?" "There was. But now it's forever closed"

[@jacqirius]

Story of the life of my friends and i

[@johncharlton199]

Top gear taught me never to drink and drive as you might spill your drink

[@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire]

"If you can't drink AND drive, CHOOSE ONE and do it WELL..."

[@idc5309]

@@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire words to live by

[@jessemosgrove2027]

Tonight on bottom gear James gets to drunk to drive. Hammond wets his pants. Jeremy eats to many crips aka chips.

[@bluscout31yrago55]

@@jessemosgrove2027 crips actually means crisps not chips

[@bencarney9833]

If you drink fast enough it'll be gone by the time you hit the corners so it won't spill

[@UpDownAndUnder]

you know what show it is by hammond's facial hair

[@youwot2430]

and you can tell if a top gear episode is from 2009 if hammond has that atrocious long james may-esque haircut

[@lucian6395]

@@youwot2430 that was an awful look on him

[@MausOfTheHouse]

@@lucian6395 Ever heard of a midlife crisis? Well, he has had it for 10 years now.

[@lucian6395]

@@MausOfTheHouse he's been 39 for 12 years

[@autochap4745]

also you know what show it is by the size of Clarkson’s belly

[@asherramaly2083]

“A zesty drink” is one of the most iconic JC lines

[@kurima674]

Along with “how hard can it be?” And “I went on the internet, and I found THIS.”

[@AleK0451]

@@kurima674 NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@jimmychoo1198]

Look how fast he undoes that bottle cap what a monster! Love JC

[@caseypnw]

I regularly call any sparkling beverage a “zesty drink” and unfortunately no one in my life understands why

[@jimmychoo1198]

@@caseypnw you are a legend then mate :) when its hot and im thirsty sometimes i mutter it under my breath in jcs voice hahaha

[@twojuiceman]

My favorite that wasn't included is when James pulls a bottle of wine out while he and Jezza are in the tent in the arctic. "Noooooooooo...... James!"

[@adrielsebastian5216]

*very long gasp* "Look what he's got, wine(!), I haven't had any for DAYS!!"

[@haa1774]

And the gin and tonic part at the beginning

[@IcePhoenixOfTime]

Yeah

[@naskabeer950]

A crisp white

[@La_sagne]

@@haa1774 that part was included

[@roachdoggjr45]

*"Z E S T Y D R I N K"*

[@HowDareYouSpeakToMe]

I've been shouted at so much.

[@arteonyx]

6:38

[@wolfgdo]

With brown food

[@NICKatronMC]

“Jeremy, speak to me.” That made laugh so hard, I legit couldn’t breathe

[@SatisfiedShark]

I love that Jeremy calls carbonated beverages “zesty drinks”. He’s not wrong

[@fermentedfruit]

I first heard him say it on the African speacial years ago and I haven't stopped saying it since! it fits it more than " soda " or " pop "

[@anotherHelldiver]

I understand The San pellegroinos (Whatever it’s called) at the end,But not Soda’s like Coke or Pepsi.

[@TheIronInspector94]

I love how the compilation of them drinking is one of the longer ones 😂

[@t.c.thompson2359]

Well, they are British.

[@kalebbruwer]

2:45 Honestly, it would not surprise me if May packed ice for his trip to the arctic

[@tommytheshimigami]

Dry Ice

[@JamaicanCastle]

Well you want it to be clean, right? You don't know where that Arctic ice has been!

[@penisenlargement2319]

Could have 3,000 year old polar bear piss in it ​@@JamaicanCastle

[@hasantopal6189]

4:44 ‘’women drink this stuff you know for fun’’ literally cant breathe laughing

[@jekabsojarsulskis9740]

What were they drinking? Water?

[@joebingham9786]

@@jekabsojarsulskis9740 yea

[@masternoob9673]

Aaaand Qu the feminists

[@tylerhetu7188]

(Drinks whole bottle of wine) “It’s definitely corked.”

[@motog4-75]

Don't know how he can down so much white so quickly, white wine is so acidic.

[@jbee9713]

I've tried this at a restaurant before, only did the one glass though and felt shit after, due to downing wine haha

[@chaz2985]

yes, we saw the video

[@pt60000]

Its ok because hes got a jaaag

[@banditmc12]

@@motog4-75 pretty sure it’s coloured water

[@tomekstec981]

5:44 definitely one of the best scenes ever.

[@felpel1027]

So good!! 😂

[@mujrahman9219]

You can do that but only if you own a jaaaaaaaaaaaagggg

[@pilotteacher4527]

its definitely corked

[@seemeslegit3765]

indeed

[@evns7142]

For the sake of his liver, I hope it was done it one take lmao

[@renzo6938]

Aw rip, there’s a bit where James May reacts to the white spirits - “that is actually white spirits”

[@dxw9875]

Yes the out of control coughing looool

[@DeanMoxley87]

His eyes kill me 😂

[@Veyron722skyhook]

I imagine the health and safety people had such a go at Clarkson for that. That stuff can kill people, so May was actually rather lucky.

[@jacobpaulson23]

@@Veyron722skyhook It's not real mate

[@Veyron722skyhook]

@@jacobpaulson23 I guess so.

[@benjaminmadrigal2328]

You missed one of my favourite moments in Top Gear ever: when May and Clarkson are camping on their way to the north pole and May pulls a bottle of white wine to drink with their meal. That "No! No! James!" Clarkson squeals when he sees the bottle is epic.

[@Boemel]

now i need to rewatch 20 od years of ol topgear again

[@ethanschmid4104]

That moment was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mescko]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5a6Z2Nsgdx5itk

[@kyletrummel7074]

**sees a shack in the middle of nowhere** "It's the pub!!!"

[@Fatallica]

The drinking sound samples straight out of oblivion 😂

[@garynoonan7078]

Yes!

[@MrChainsaw799]

underrated comment

[@smartfella7914]

4:36 i swear its the same one

[@Caroleonus]

1:20 every British man when lockdown finally ends

[@woutertje026]

Well not only british, believe me

[@markboden6266]

When someone beats you to the comment and you nod at them in mutual respect *nods in british*

[@stevenscott8015]

However today it is the same as 00:35

[@MohammadAhmad-yh8vt]

What episode is that?

[@joshmadden6976]

Same for the Irish, and the russians

[@dribblemyspit2831]

3:52 I'm not a drinker, but even i want a cold beer watching this scene.

[@K_ingh16]

Same, it's the taste which puts me off

[@christianloper9483]

@@K_ingh16 I used to feel the same, but then I found stuff that doesn't taste like garbage lol.

[@ChodeMaster]

@@K_ingh16 you must have just turned 18

[@Fabs519]

@@ChodeMaster Unless he's referring to Kronenbourg

[@yuhwryu1234]

@@ChodeMaster bhop

[@davidec8869]

When Clarkson was disgusted by the water. I'm crying

[@ronaldomoreno4886]

Do u know woman drink this for fun

[@Kitusiek001]

Kimi Raikkonen has entered the chat.

[@suvechhabose7586]

LMAO 😂

[@megabutters9144]

"No Kimi, you will not have the drink."

[@remismywaifu8482]

Ah yes, The man with titanium throat.

[@randomdude6249]

4:30 At first I thought they were drinking something mixed into the water, then I realised that Jeremy is just digusted by the act of drinking water and not alcohol.

[@jasonlavelle3293]

1:19 that a true friend right there

[@mrcakemarvelous1674]

The beer necromancer

[@improcrastinating8063]

Literally Jeremy drinking water: Revolting

[@James-cr8mt]

“Women drink this you know? For fun.”

[@tomvesely4008]

Downing wine afterwards

[@jonnnyren6245]

People around the world requiring resuscitation: CPR and defibrillator One Yorkshire Orangutan: Gin and tonic

[@gregw4303]

The white wine “tasting” is the funniest 🤣

[@duongnhdn]

The most hilarious moment is when Jezza called the airline to downgrade James and Richard ticket and told them to not serve those 2 alcohol.

[@trizty0473]

I swear, I could watch Hammock Order at the bar for hours and never get bored. His facial expressions are probably the funniest at 2:12

[@rat_thrower5604]

Do you know which this is from?

[@trizty0473]

@@rat_thrower5604 Tbh sorry idk

[@JetFalcon710]

Yeah, one reason I like Hammond is because of how expressive he is

[@charlsgti1943]

S22E8 the final episode 😥

[@ipututaraadi6950]

Despite all the hatred they have for each other, their thirst for alcohol greatly cascade it

[@JapaneseSoomi]

They dont hate each other haha

[@hema4448]

Hatred??? You're watching another show probably.

[@christianloper9483]

They give each other loads of crap because they are best of chums. It's the reason they've gone on for so long and never want to do anything else but travel around the world together. Now, Adam Savage and Jamie Heineman, they really do not get along at all.

[@JapaneseSoomi]

@@hema4448 probably the new "top gear" 😂

[@hema4448]

@@JapaneseSoomi Haha ..the knew top gear hates us.

[@welshwarrior7197]

I solely blame the trio for my alcoholism

[@raphaelmcgrath7135]

Just say you want to have a drink with them and move on mate

[@kokodjamba6657]

Yeah, drink while playing this video. It's not alcoholism when you're not alone

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

5:44 now this is how you do perfect visual/audio comedy.

[@annakeye]

5:45 _glug, glug, glug_ Ten seconds later, Jeremy thoughtfully exams the bottle and pours another considerable glass of wine _glug, glug, glug_ _glug, glug, glug_ Jeremy shakes his head to exhibit the sincerity of his opinion as though it is actual fact, and communicates to the sommelier/waitperson, "it's definitely corked". Bravo, you old dog. Bravo.

[@JetFalcon710]

Dude's throat must be made of titanium

[@SangTheCryptek]

Hammond just laughing at whatever the Burma dudes say is such a bro moment.

[@toiletsinjapan9933]

He's not even a real hamster tho...

[@cirice68]

5:37 WAS THAT A FART LMAO

[@justanotherlostsoul2299]

I’m guessing by how Jeremy and Richard vanished, yes, yes it was 😂

[@flammableorange70]

“women drink this, you know, for fun” That killed me

[@MCFC-on7pf]

I cant imagine how refreshing that pint must of been for jeremy after that train race

[@JetFalcon710]

Yeah, poor guy looked like he was only alive out of sheer willpower

[@marios449]

5:46 I genuinely don't doubt this was real wine...

[@pissmyasslynch5325]

It has bobbles, indeed real wine I think.

[@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire]

I always considered those 750 ml wine bottles as "single serving containers"...

[@shaktisuresh4928]

Jeremy has a titanium throat😂

[@samwhite5473]

hahaha surely it can't be, but you wouldn't doubt the man would you.

[@JIKwood]

Yeah, he's fine because he had a jaaag.

[@johnm5092]

Jeremy doing his best Archer impression at 5:45

[@lukerogers151]

I've never craved a pint of the cold stuff so much in my life.

[@oyblech8671]

I'll be honest, I don't usually like car shows or compilation channels but tg and gt are amazing and you, good sir, have rightfully earned my sub. compilations are great and by the by you act as topgearipedia for anyone wanting to look up full episodes to clips. keep it up, man, much appreciated!

[@kokodjamba6657]

"And because we are in international waters there's no drink-driving law" that's an actual law experience i want to...well experience myself

[@rhaegal5650]

Having a beer with these 3 would be the ultimate cracking open a cold one with the boys

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Top gear.... the only show that makes me laugh like stink, and I can rewatch it anytime, still doesn’t get boring. I’ve watched most of these clips 20 times before this, still, never old.

[@thegreatafrican3367]

I think this is what made Clarkson age so good

[@christianloper9483]

/s

[@JoblyJohnny]

Aged like fine wine

[@paulmoore394]

Aged like a zesty drink

[@ThelouwseFD]

3:50 is my mood 24/7

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

Same

[@seatspud]

AC/DC's "Have a Drink on Me" was playing in my head the whole time.

[@lukegauci1159]

"You got any ice?" Sometimes his genius is almost frighting, but sometimes it decides to have a nap hahah

[@syko2695]

"Have you got any ice?" is still a great laugh years later 😅

[@him050]

That “definitely corked” bit is the Jag driver version of geezers who get halfway through their pint before ‘realising’ something’s off with it and demanding a replacement 😂

[@dafneorlow]

1:35 I could be wrong, but I can take an educated guess to what Hammond was thinking as he laughed in agreement. "I've no idea what you just said, so I'm just gonna sound enthusiastic and drink more!"

[@neat_mike]

He says hello good morning

[@MartinTach]

1:12 I never before noticed the smear he left on the wall lol

[@Ethankeenan02]

Haha when hammond does his radio voice in the pub 🤣🤣

[@moviemaker5able]

its absolutely brilliant that this video is an entire SEVEN minutes long

[@l0u13__3]

It’s a natural British ability to know where the closest pub is

[@PerrenialMillennial]

"Have you got any ice" The arctic: Am I a joke to you?

[@7477238]

I always get thirsty for a drink when I watch TG or The Grand Tour the same way I always get hungry when I watched The Sopranos.

[@ronoccc]

Or fancy a cig when watching mad men

[@thejakey46]

0:29 Jeremy is giving off alan partridge vibes

[@SPACECOWBOY705]

"Jeremy... Speak to me" 🤣

[@finnjones625]

1:02 the best clip in this vid.

[@BanesPlanes]

These three have been laughing more than ive been living!

[@plilp]

I was expecting the bit where James pulls out a bottle of Chablis in the Antarctica. Jeremy's reaction to that is priceless!

[@mescko]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5a6Z2Nsgdx5itk

[@track869]

"Got any ice" *james takes off sunglasses* "Stupid question wasn't it"

[@mikebird7161]

love that Jeremy gets the bar at the Balmoral Hotel in Edinburgh covered in coal.

[@sethp0411]

“Tremendous!....this is wine.”

[@jonpontet]

Thank you for cheering up my day lad 👌

[@rivolinho]

TONIGHT.... May bathes in wine, Hammond has a beer And I try a zesty drink...

[@FrontSideBus]

That look that Hammond gives the beer as it is served at 03:49 ... 😂😂😂

[@Samuel-vw4yv]

The “I need you” look

[@Zzzlol94]

Jeremy: Got any ice? James: *looks around* Jeremy: That’s a stupid question

[@jamescoupland131]

Love these. Great work!

[@mcol4644]

Genuinely love these three blokes

[@michaeljoseph741]

Getting thirsty just looking at this.

[@samscopeproductionz]

4:00 is the British public once pubs reopen

[@finniansmith7697]

keep it up! these are great!

[@pickles632]

You got my sub with this one!

[@karllindskog5837]

Drinking water.. "women drink this you know.. for fun" 😅

[@dylantalbot620]

Can you do the one when Jeremy Richard bumps into James car.

[@captainbeachboy3413]

it would be about 3 days long and i’d enjoy every second

[@redhotchilipapa5388]

That’s fine but who the hell is Jeremy Richard?

[@Serperi]

@@redhotchilipapa5388 oh cmon, you know, its that Top Tour dude.

[@fdk7014]

Worth waiting for!

[@jasonwilde197]

Brilliant. Cheers!

[@Horizontally.Opposed]

The last one was so literal I did not expect it.

[@TDUShelby]

What is it about seeing someone either enjoying a drink or really wanting one that makes me really want one too? Irony being, I HAVE a drink with me right now!

[@JohnXina54]

Well this is exactly what I needed now. Still recovering from New Year's celebration

[@hellonearth1066]

Very refreshing, thank you.

[@blueballs5150]

I really wish the grand tour was still regularly going on... or old top gear.

[@stochastic_tm2069]

Great video! I think you forgot the Namibia special where James revived Jeremy with some wine

[@007knick]

Are you sure that was Namibia?

[@RoskinGreenrake]

I can't believe that quirk with that car at the end, which finishes this compilation so perfectly

[@Lordmotor]

The perfect compilation to show why I love these 3 idiots :D

[@fitimkadriaj8813]

"Women drink this for fun" XD

[@TigerofRobare]

I just noticed that the bottle of wine Jeremy claims is corked appears to be a screwtop, which really turns the Jaaag driver behavior up a notch.

[@joempoem478]

it isn't, if you look closely you can see it was cut with a bottle opener knife, but that would kick the irony up a notch.

[@JoeyRhubarb]

Screwtop wine, although far less common, can also be corked. Being "corked" refers to a process rather than the physicality of a "cork".

[@SirMrShanks]

Not a Cork top bottle but I am a jaaaaag driver so I had to like your comment

[@tomstech4390]

If you ever needed reminding these guys are british. 1:15 is also very relatable if you've ever worked your ass off, The "amber nectar" feeling is like giving honey to a bee bringing to back to life.

[@PersonaN007Grata]

I felt every single one of those moments in my bones.

[@jaymercer4692]

I couldn’t stop laughing when I first watched Jeremy tasting the wine.

[@spinejackel]

i love how you can see the coal smear left on the wall when jeremy’s hand brushes against it when he collapses

[@kingsize127]

0:13 me when someone asks me if I want to watch a video featuring these three gentlemen.

[@stevenaitcheson6938]

I love this.

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Bathe in wine? oh yeah! I would definitely “consume” my bath water if it was wine.

[@mrwelshmun]

Hammond: "coffee good?" Jezza "yeah, it was delicious" 😂

[@anotherHelldiver]

“Have you got any ice? That’s a stupid question,Isn’t it?” That is straight up awesome.

[@luancervantes6124]

this video always gets me craving a cold one