Handshake Simulator

I will teach you how to execute the perfect handshake
Buy MY coffee: topofthemornincoffee.com/
Edited By: / @treyyates

[@austinreed5805]

This is probably the most Jacksepticeye game you could ever make.

[@michaelmonstar4276]

Yet Felix should play it...

[@comradegodfox6927]

Wow 2.6k likes but 2 comments

[@sarahlister868]

"Business, business! Patriarchy!" couldn't stop laughing this whole video - editing is top notch

[@ynra]

Like pokémon cries, and with the way all the men were waddling around too 😂

[@bel410la]

sounds like something Ken would say.

[@delbroox]

Making an entire video on this “game” with any sort of story telling and making it entertaining as well is pure art. Hats of to you sir, you are a man of business.

[@llamachai]

This whole video felt like a wild fever dream, trey's editing included 😂

[@colekiesler6721]

Game: About shaking someone’s hand. 5 seconds later: “Congratulations you beat the game thank you for playing.”

[@Evixidy]

FACTS

[@veta5898]

Someone tell Pewdiepie about this game

[@Evixidy]

i will@@veta5898

[@OgSuda]

@@veta5898He's currently taking care of a child lol

[@filmandfirearms]

@@OgSuda So are plenty of other KZbinrs. He's loaded right now, he can afford to hire people to do 95% of the work on his videos, all he has to do is be on camera for 20 minutes

[@rohailaamir9343]

Definitely one of the Jacksepticeye videos of all time.

[@acidsalt6774]

True and real

[@wartygourd]

definitely

[@lumbug3055]

never a truer word spoken

[@alph5243]

Wise words spoken

[@marthmallow7420]

realest

[@brokeshimmy]

Damn, you can really tell Jack has a love for the craft of the handshake, as a man, and as a person

[@TheForeverEternity]

Man that quick freeze frame of Toontown online at 2:54 brought back some type of nostalgia I didn’t know I missed lol

[@justleeguy9195]

"Was greeted with a quick pump of lead and fucking gunpowder directly to the chest" Well that certainly took me off guard.

[@donutwolf5450]

Then the bears came...

[@Idiotdragon8]

I was flabbergasted, confused, and quite possibly, bamboozled.

[@PinkPuffball1992]

⁠@@donutwolf5450And they mauled Jacksepticeye and also shot him as well, as it turned out that the man in the woods and the bear were roommates

[@MortusSweet]

@@PinkPuffball1992omg they were roommates 😮

[@thepastadoge324]

As did the pump of lead and gunpowder to Sean's chest

[@Didi.was.found.]

Take notes people. We don't want any of those sweaty awkward non-rhythmic handshakes. We want an OBAMA HANDSHAKE!

[@BeanColored]

I read that so wrong. I saw "notes take people"

[@michaelmonstar4276]

@@BeanColored Go high you're home!

[@user-iy7ih1di3u]

That " Dillon you son of a bitch " handshake!

[@michaelchileshe2619]

10:07 "Jacksepticeye is now shaking hands with Jesus in heaven" 😭😭bruh

[@ninetail200]

🤣😭💀

[@gretchenharris7051]

The quick rage and then immediate depression of not having his hand shaken was so good😂

[@McFiesty]

Only Sean William Mclaughlin can make shaking hands into the most entertaining video

[@eerielconstantine5051]

I was thinking the same 😂

[@magpie4838]

My thoughts exactly 😂

[@chickennuggiez1397]

Him and Graystillplays. Both of them can make anything entertaining😂

[@BooperDooper22]

Smii7y also did it too

[@DiamondTheGamer]

DONT SAY HIS MIDDLE NAME EVERY OG KNOWS THAT HE HATES IT

[@VitaminDealer]

Only Jack can make a game about shaking hands funny

[@gh0styy695]

smitty

[@totilicc27]

"Reach brother, REACH! We can find each other in the river of sumo!" 4:56

[@skitkit9019]

"Despite my bravado, I'm actually insecure about my business and my manhood" feels like the plot of American Psycho

[@curiosityktty]

😂

[@XavierShade]

Working in an office job made me never want to shake hands with people ever again. Not because of the handshake itself but, the alarming amount of people who never wash their hands.

[@lovelyr.1631]

seen enough people leave public bathrooms without doing so, so I definitely agree 💯

[@dabatman5187]

If you wear a suit and walk into a building and shake hands, no one will question you. That’s how all the best business men started

[@icyyouseeweallsee8182]

2:53 IS THAT TOONTOWN?? OMG

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

That really was a very professional handshake Jack..Would you like to shake hands?

[@smolgaypotato]

Thank you sir, an absolute privilege to have my hand shaken by Mr. Big Business himself

[@Vulcan2405]

Felix needs to play this to get some practice

[@christianparrish3292]

I like your profile picture, Vulcan.

[@lilfruitbat]

I was about to comment the exact same thing 😭

[@IronClaws]

you're adopted@@OfficerBMT

[@ashleyr6809]

​@@IronClaws it's a bot. Just report for harrassment.

[@omnoms2445]

Agreed. A man can't be a father if he can't even shake a hand.

[@tfizzle7307]

Can't say how much I needed this, life has been hard, thank you Jack, a classic vid boosted my heart

[@piscesklara]

5:25 I AM A MAN WHO OWNS TWO HANDS!!!!

[@spookykabuki879]

im so goddamn ready to learn how to FIRMLY GRASP IT

[@maleprincess62]

SpongeBob reference

[@oliviagreen8853]

That’s what she said

[@charcoaldreams5203]

I laughed way too much at the little story in the end. My cat is looking at me very judgmentaly, but I don't care becase I got an A+ in handshaking. Nothing can stop me now!

[@mimicmemento]

the cat is jealous of your new found hand shaking skills

[@spider-man6861]

Haha, Nice!

[@spider-man6861]

@@mimicmemento Fr though hahaha.

[@ceilingfan1813]

"who wants to shake my morning hand" cracks me up each time. Also this would be such a good video to make one of those songify songs from. I kind of want to try it myself even though I have no prior experience with it.

[@KyleSage35]

Most polite Irish insults I've ever heard xD

[@AvengedButUsed]

This perfectly reflects my experience of the corporate world - a load of men following each other based on nothing but a hand shake… and a weird amount of sumo wrestlers

[@stayingt0asty]

From sumo wrestlers to Jesus christ, Jack can do it all

[@TheartistArson]

Flashbacks to jack 5-6 years ago talking about how much he hates handshakes

[@GreatGreekGaelic]

3:55 I legitimately thought that was editing for a second there.

[@markimoofan1239]

can we just give props to jack's editor for this one a silly stupid game made epic because of them

[@dirkschmitz7884]

quite the contrary. It's way too much

[@anichka101]

​@@dirkschmitz7884agree to disagree

[@FrankNsteinGtr]

I dont know about you but this brought back that Jack nostalgia of his older content but cranked up to 11! God this shit was hilarious!!!

[@filmandfirearms]

Every youtuber had their phase of just playing whatever random crap they found on flash game websites, but Jack never stopped, and that's why we love him

[@BRdn-gq7co]

Hey Jack I’ve been a fan of you for a very long time and I just wanted to say I really enjoyed watching your videos as i was growing up. You’ve inspired me to be myself and helped me gain confidence in who I am and without your videos I don’t know where I’d be. I will forever remember all of the times I couldn’t wait to go home from school to see if you had posted any videos lately. Love you so much Sean!

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

All of this talk of "business" makes me want to see Jack on The Office with Michael Scott and Jim and the rest!🤣

[@HarmonyBreaker]

I had a history teacher in 10th grade that would not allow us in the classroom unless we gave him a proper handshake. And he educated us on how to actually give proper handshakes

[@shawn.spencer]

How do you give a proper handshake?

[@emilykrey5319]

@@shawn.spencergrab hand, start shaking

[@electricspider2267]

Lick palm of hand, then lick your own hand and commence grabbing and shaking.

[@LordWaldema]

I was expecting the new guys to shake the hands of all the other guys already in the line.

[@entrapta101]

3:57 the comedic timing of that

[@TheScouse]

I love how angry he gets at 5:30

[@userabcdef6436]

Jack always uploads the randomest shit at the randomest times and somehow it's always exactly what I need

[@SarcasticSean]

Do you know who needs this game the most? PewDiePie. He can't shake hands to save his life.

[@Therabidrunner]

Jack and his awkward shake

[@FrankNsteinGtr]

Okay thats the truth but man the truth hurts.

[@youtuberssavelives7946]

My immediate thoughts 😂

[@bobbobbo5278]

He would not even be able to pass the game

[@Therabidrunner]

@@FrankNsteinGtr that's why it's a good game 🤣🤣

[@YeGaung47]

“We have enough members to make a k-pop group 👏” -Jacksepticeye 2023.

[@lului1456]

5:55 i love when he curses them out magically because these honestly sound like they’d work

[@boingboingboyo3169]

i really gotta "hand" it to him

[@Salena905]

Oh very good 😂😂

[@christianincorvaia7569]

This video is a Pink Floyd reference which = a JoJo reference

[@ChuckYT1]

This video is super funny, even with such a basic game, sean makes any boring game hilarious

[@beelzebubcrumpethorn]

This entire video is just the Dead Meat "BUSINESS!" running gag over and over and I love it.

[@rebelboi88]

I'm really glad I stuck around to the end of the video. I'm NOT glad I got a DIFFERENT coffee ad on this video.

[@emma_nutella58]

Pewds is shaking at the thought of having to play this game

[@whiterungamer]

He's shaking his own hand

[@kritsadventures]

​​@@whiterungamerPoorly

[@chiarruzini1191]

He's shaking and crying rn

[@Mor1adim]

He's shaking a baby. Wait--

[@mewkiuu]

i was fucking dying at the editing i love it

[@BLUERAYGUNER]

this was just watching Robin's perfect editing and comedic genius while Jack shakes some hands

[@ladywithpinkglasses]

I mean Sean is the CEO, he knows what he's doing

[@bubblegum7710]

Alternative title : "Learn how to shake your hand with Sean"

[@kaiisnotemo]

This was surprisingly quite pleasent. Of course all of Jacks videos are amazing but this one was just simply nice. I quite enjoyed it 👍

[@Stephy09sNewChannel]

5:35 All I can think about is Gab chilling in the house then all of a sudden this Jack rant 😂

[@cairothetiefling_]

I love bullshit games like this and muddy heights. It always means some stupid chaos that's the best kind of videos

[@averywho6430]

I love these weird games that Jack plays, really feels like 2016 when we'd just see random games being played and more questions than answers. Love it.

[@masteryoshima5743]

The pure look of disgust when the men rejected a handshake omfg 😂

[@marionlark]

Ah yes, nothing better for a sick day at home than watching Sean go absolutely feral over BUSINESS!!! 10/10 cured immediately 😁

[@Johm453]

The editing in this one was absolutely insane, big props to the editor(s)

[@bleinadano]

The editing is definitely ruining the video, which is sad because you can tell the effort. It’s taking away from jack, most of the video is just gimmicky edits where as old jacksepticeye videos had minimal editing. Most of the jokes from the edits are even funny and make me mad.

[@Hayteyu]

@@bleinadanoyou sound like a 13 year old who never watched KZbin past 2018

[@bleinadano]

@@Hayteyu I can speak my truth, while you can preach yours. What you cannot do, is impeach my thoughts with insults and accusations.

[@bleinadano]

@@Hayteyu I’ve been watching him since 2013, you would know what I was talking about if you did too.

[@Akitsunesceilingfan]

10:09 “Oh my god they were roommates”

[@TengoJay]

As a resident of Montana I can confirm that the ending dialogue is 100% true.

[@Jade-cx3ti]

I just got my masters in hand shaking and this video really helped! Taught me everything I know now. Thank you Jack. ❤

[@vivianeflores2335]

Oh no, there's a game about Felix's worst enemy: Handshakes

[@shellbatronic]

Let this be the beginning of a new golden age of simulator games! Grasp it firmly, up and down.. there ya go.

[@PhreashContent]

I love “wakey wakey, it’s time to shakey”

[@robertfwallis]

Was not expecting the Toontown Sellbot HQ reference at 2:53 😂

[@D0S81]

never have i seen such an epic example of business being businesed like this business that i saw businessed before me. Before this, i never thought i would ever see business being conducted this businessly, but today, i saw, and it was magnificant business.

[@LittleJellyHat]

What an emocional rollercoaster this video has taken me on. Truly a masterpiece.

[@scrapbookstudios9871]

Nearly choked on my salad at the sudden existence of Toontown in the Jacksepticeye lore at 2:55

[@riakirkbride9766]

"You can't convince a plant into getting a 401k" Straight up killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sean, you assassin! 😂💀👻

[@road2hell]

"come on men, theres more men to men" i love it

[@claytonhartley5384]

Sometimes you just gotta put the mustard in the microwave and let these people know you not the one because dinosaurs don't bark when you text the house phone and at the end of the day you still gotta walk you goldfish💯

[@nikitamacinnis-tw8px]

What...?

[@LittleJellyHat]

Yes, of course.

[@jenniferL317]

We don't deserve such wisdom 😢

[@markipliertrash1562]

Such wise words

[@septiceye_3706]

Absolutely. Couldn't have said it better myself.

[@DubStarOutlaw]

This is precisely the way my humor is broken. 10 out of 10, would men again.

[@Athithan_2000]

I’m actually in the M.I.N.D. Business aka MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!!!😂😅

[@MrMapacheco]

this video goes so fucking hard, both Jack and the editor made an excellent job! Probably gonna come back to this from time to time😂

[@TheGreatestShortKid]

Jack, I just want you to know, you will always be there in the OG youtubers. Love your old vids and new ones

[@brookemathews5836]

You always make my day, Sean 🤣🤣 grateful to be alive at the same time as this LEGEND 🤩❤️ the editing makes it even better haha

[@DezAmmySel]

9:19 me when my puppy learns how to give me their paw and i'm so so proud of them

[@ChoomGuy]

This video and especially the ending are simply cinematic masterpieces, HANDS DOWN.

[@j_k_dg01]

Jack has moved on from Coke to Pepsi😂

[@genericnamethingy]

The horse at 2:27, Sean's editor, whoever you are, you are fucking brilliant dude. Props.

[@ville9587]

The end story was truly amazing, a work of art some might add.

[@pawots6448]

I will say it as many times as it takes, I love just watching Sean play random games it's just so nostalgic and peacefull.

[@bel410la]

This feels like what Ken was thinking of in Barbie of what Patriarchy and business was. XD

[@IR-re9pq]

Weirdly enough this is probably my favorite video you’ve made in a while. Thanks so much

[@secondcomingtsc]

Jack always makes me happy

[@EEE-1409]

Same

[@markipliertrash1562]

Same!!

[@Vixyzsisgoated]

@OfficerBMT wheres YOUR dad, yeah gone. i know this is a bot but if the person behind this sees this comment, i hope you have a horrible day and i hope both sides of your pillow are warm

[@JerrasicJoyce]

Before this video, I had trouble shaking hands. They would get clammy and my fingers would shake in fear. This was a masterclass in handshakes. I have learned so much. Thank you Mr. Eye

[@kennedylondon-kk7pf]

So this is why Ken thought patriarchy was about horses 🤣

[@razlight789]

2:53 Never thought I'd see ToonTown in a video such as this

[@rAtntge]

Jack turns a boring video game to an absolute banger

[@jaegermonster5925]

I have noticed that since I came out as a trans man other men tend to shake my hand MUCH more often than before. With women it is always this awkward... Hug? Shake? Ahhh - dance and now I am shaking hands all day. Perfect video to prepare me for this unforeseen challenge of manhood

[@lilaclo4933]

That’s quite sweet 😂

[@iamrightoutsideyourwindowhello]

I've noticed that when you come out of the womb as a human you have to tendency to shake hands with people

[@verion1912]

Feeling my childhood represented with that 2:52 ToonTown bit. Thank you so much

[@LilHomieColt]

Been watching since the Cabin days. Jack deserves everything he has accomplished

[@skemech]

5:54 I wasn't expecting to wake up this morning to Sean McGill

[@LeStervayy]

Seemed like a very important handshake indeed.

[@thealmightyki]

as a scar actor, one of my favorite lines to use is "we don’t bite, usually"

[@dsantini5588]

Jacks opening to the video destroyed me 😂 he’s way too good it’s almost scary

[@WishBone275]

The fact that I was laughing the entire time is honestly crazy, Seán is just one of those people

[@gonkmaster717]

social interaction, my greatest fear