Speaking Simulator is Hilariously Bad

[@dr.bright6272]

Pro tip: if you're out on a date and your date knocks out half the teeth in their mouth while complimenting you, they're a totally normal human

[@onionman8668]

negative

[@Plan3tMist]

Jist means your too sweet

[@onionman8668]

@@Plan3tMist correction accaepted

[@R.K_Chalkboard]

They also have good charisma the weirder their facial expressions and the bigger their eyes. Very normal for sure.

[@JamesRossmeissl]

It’s true, my date had her eye popping out of her head and she was made for me

[@MidasGold]

Only Sean can scream "I HAVE TO SPEAK?!?!" 2 min into a game called Speaking Simulator

[@polarstriker3854]

Arin “The Game Grump” Hanson could probably do it too, tbh

[@Not_Quite_Alien]

​@@polarstriker3854they have played the game

[@DaveGouda]

​@@polarstriker3854 They played this one years ago and only got past the first 2 levels before they called it quits lmao

[@AngelWingsYT]

@@polarstriker3854 i can hear him now XD "wait....i have to ACTUALLY speak?!" Dan: Arin.....Arin...the game is CALLED Speaking Simulator.....WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! Arin: I DOOONT KNOOOW"

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@AngelWingsYT i would love for them to play it lol.

[@ReallyEepy]

“Sorry, You are alive” “Ahh damn it” This made me laugh more than it should

[@aaron-jc2hh]

I came here looking for this comment 😂😂

[@SanityInAnAmazonBoxShorts]

Yeah makes sense tho

[@SarcasticChef83]

Jim Carrey is the only human physically able to make these facial expressions 😂

[@emma_nutella58]

Pro tip: if you pronounce a word wrong gaslight them into thinking they’re the one that’s actually wrong and not you

[@wolfiemuse]

ah yes gaslight strangers, great advice 👀 I realize it’s a joke but… yeah. unless it’s a close friend that’s cool with you messing with them/you have a playful relationship with, you shouldn’t gaslight people.

[@astronomical8391]

This is a great idea but then there would be more words to speak 😭. But I see what you're thinking though.

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

youre crazy. @@wolfiemuse

[@gariden]

my dad, today, about the word alias. lol. trying to convince everyone its pronounced the same way as elias, because he didn't know how to pronounce it.

[@Froggynarrations]

@@wolfiemuseyou’re right, you should only gaslight your friends and family and never a stranger!

[@rehanpoonawalla7406]

Sean has done a robbery simulator, handshake simulator and now a speaking simulator. *He's learning how to human*

[@elsie8757]

IRELAND: BECOME HUMAN

[@greenapple9477]

@@elsie8757 Have this: 👑

[@HyperNova808]

@@elsie8757manual seanual edition

[@strangecolouredbird]

Nah he did how to be human with Manual Staniel ages ago. Maybe he just needs a refresher

[@HPLvr4Life31]

He’s beginning to believe.

[@tayzonday]

This shows that speaking is easier than communicating and endearing.

[@As8d-]

Preventing Kids From saying first

[@JamJuice101]

Well if it isn’t Mr. chocolate rain?

[@cappella264]

Well well well look who we have here

[@AndrewRose-zy7tn]

Tay zonday the legend himself!

[@namantherockstar]

Jack inspires me.. My parents said if i get 60K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@hightopshannah]

As a 100% actual human I found this to be entertaining and stressful. Please continue.

[@jimmykrochmalska3501]

As a biological being in this outstanding universe, I also commit to thoughts and bravery as I use my voice to express my current feelings about subjects and relate to other fellow human beings.

[@Ninja-Yatsu]

I will affirm to thAT.

[@tamaruautumn5325]

As a certified mEmber of the law world, I second thAt. Being human is an upmost joy.

[@markipliertrash1562]

It's hard out here being human

[@lovexsick]

This is mooch re-la-table. As a 100% re-l human.

[@Tathareth]

this game is the perfect example of being neurodivergent and having social anxiety while trying to function in society

[@hunt3rbunting]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS!!!

[@JohannaJanssen]

that's what i was thinking, this game is just an autism simulator 😂

[@dancoroian1]

My thoughts exactly lol...so many things to think about! 😆

[@9ightdreamer]

Yeah!

[@WarFoxThunder]

LOL FR

[@larrywalsh9939]

Having an inhuman robot talk to me about my work as well as incredibly personal bodily function WHILE I'm on the toilet may seem bad on the surface, but it would actually be nice to some day have a manager that can think, takes an interest in my work and wellbeing, and has potentially helpful feedback that may improve any situations that are challenging me. This is an absolute dream. Sign me up.

[@Misshowzat]

I love how the awkward stress of this game is so similar to socialising as an Autistic. "Look forward! Now smile. Now say the thing. Stop! Look away you're staring you idiot!" I cannot tell you how much my mind sounded like this growing up 😅

[@izzyt1626]

Honestly tho 😂😭

[@FerretKibble]

In 20 years, someone they've known their entire life will let them know that when they look people in the yes, they do so in a creepy way.

[@Misshowzat]

@@FerretKibble haha yep, late diagnosis happens so often these days. I didn't get mine til 23 & it was weird starting all the awareness therapy & counseling after having done uni & everything. No wonder I didn't cope with exams though

[@jw5386]

My mind still sounds like this as an adult

[@HyperNova808]

You actually plan your thoughts?

[@pedrostormrage]

This is how it feels to learn a foreign language, especially if you need to make sounds your native language doesn't have (you need to be painfully aware of exactly what you're doing with your tongue, mouth and throat).

[@Ali.tselentis18]

Me learning Japanese..I'm from Africa..😂😂

[@ashleyjohnson9651]

did you know (apparently) depending on what language you normally speak, your tongue rests in a different position in your mouth when youre not using it? not sure how it works when someone is fully bi or trilingual 🤔

[@MinerDiner]

Especially if you're learning how to say " Zao shang hao zhoung guo! Xian zai wo you bing qi lin! Wo hen xihuan bing qi lin!"

[@izzyt1626]

Cuz that's how you accidentally insult someones mother 🤣

[@tamaruautumn5325]

I’m learning it two, from America. Man is it a struggle, it’s all fun and games till someone says “hajimemashte dozuyoroshku”

[@candyapple4469]

Jack not realizing the reason he's getting faster tongue and smile options before each game is because he bought them is killing me

[@あきら知世]

i didnt notice till you said something😭

[@hateable_mess]

11:46 The whine of pure stress bro😭

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

jerma ass noise

[@sirenwaters7047]

This whole game accurately describes how I feel as someone who is autistic. Am I looking at you too long? Is this how I'm supposed to be reacting to this situation? Do I look weird? It's all so hard sometimes 😅

[@elcrz2449]

This was so exhausting to watch, I can't imagine how jack feels after playing it

[@sunfish9341]

imagine how introverts feel when they have to ask for more ketchup

[@jacenaylor9537]

​@@sunfish9341this 😢😂

[@chiarruzini1191]

​@@sunfish9341as an introvert, I can confirm. This is 100% how it feels

[@sunfish9341]

@@chiarruzini1191 everyone is an introvert

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's Fact: The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar in 1896 and lasted just 38 minutes.

[@laxdn]

This is gonna get a lot of likes

[@SpudThePotatoe]

@@laxdnI know

[@maxbudding7526]

I care

[@DElNOCHEIRUS]

​@@SpudThePotatoeshut

[@iKnowaNoah]

​@@SpudThePotatoeI do :)

[@peachiequeen3897]

Imagine being on a date with someone, they open their mouth to speak and their teeth just start falling out of their mouth

[@eroraf8637]

I think I was that someone in a dream once…

[@pinky1068]

um i think i dated that guy YIKES!

[@strangecolouredbird]

Hello?

[@TurdManJones-vd5mx]

THI-S ISS A PEFE-CTLY NOOR-MAL human.

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

Relax, it just means you’ve wandered into someone’s nightmare. Enjoy the show.

[@NeshaeSerpentine]

This is actually EXACTLY what is going through my mind in every conversation

[@noodlelord2109]

The line “I’m technically in control of this body but most the time it doesn’t feel like it!!” Is way to real man lol

[@shy9946]

As a fellow normal human, this game is very humorous and relatable.

[@saintdude6032]

as someone with a speech impediment, this is how it feels at times.

[@nuclearocean]

This game perfectly emulates the bilingual experience: you go through all the song and dance to make it clear that English is not your first language and apologize in advance for all the mistakes, and native English speakers just hit you with "lol it okay" without even moving their mouth

[@wrightcember]

okay but seriously, as someone who speaks primarily english (born in america to non english speaking immigrant parents), as long as you are understandable, english speakers dont give a shit LMFAOOO genuinely if your words are generally understandable, people wont even care that you have an accent 😭 NOT TO MENTION we english speakers suck at our own language, youre probably doing better than we are at it lol

[@jw5386]

​@@wrightcembertrue with the exception of xenophobic bigots

[@HyperNova808]

@@wrightcemberExactly! Why else would we use improper spelling and grammar purposefully? (I’m an Australian and don’t know any languages other than english)

[@annkatherine6327]

So true! English is my second language and writing is not a problem, even enjoyable. But as soon as I have to speak, I feel like that robot. I'm so stressed about not only my accent, but everything else (grammar, word pronunciation, etc.), that I basically start a procedure "forget to English". The worst thing is, that I have daily calls with a USA-based client, and while I have gotten better at speaking, I still can't overcome my anxiety 😅

[@HyperNova808]

@@annkatherine6327 I’m autistic and struggle with forming words too, so I know how you feel!

[@scrapfox3695]

"Nothing's going on," this normal human says as he dispenses his teeth from his mouth like a vending machine.

[@GOOSEFOREST]

Hello. Thank you, Jack. I've actually been struggling with social anxiety for a few years now, and it has gotten somewhat worse as of late. But having worked on it with healthcare professionals with several treatment options and NOW adding these helpful video tutorials to my treatment mix, I should be getting better by the day. With kind regards, a fellow functioning, warm-blooded human

[@voshi8845]

It's so nice to see Vincent's editing style again even in subtle ways! I've missed his work ever since Unus Annus died

[@wolfiemuse]

Passed away* have some respect for the dead

[@voshi8845]

@@wolfiemuse you right, I'm so sorry (that notification scared the shit out of me, I was like "What the hell did I say?!" 😂)

[@artysmartyzz3102]

"Whats the point of moving my tongue faster if I can't control any of it!" -Jacksepticeye 2023

[@containsbromelain9371]

As someone on the autism spectrum, thid is pretty much how it feels to interact with people

[@TheT-90guy]

5:41 had me dead when he said: men? 🤣

[@TheMrsLunatic]

As a stutterer, I can confirm this is the exact amount of stress I deal daily when talking to people.

[@vqtsx]

"Sorry, but you are now alive." Oh goddammit!😭

[@_ioanna__]

I'm a speech therapist and i approve of this video.

[@RosheenQuynh]

Somehow this is perfect lol

[@_ioanna__]

@@RosheenQuynh Thank you. Much appreciated

[@RosheenQuynh]

​@@_ioanna__ No prob 😁

[@MichaelStem-bf6lv]

Htats so cul

[@Things-with-wings]

As an autistic fella, I relate Edit: gracious! I think I’ve accidentally summoned the Autism/ AuDHD gang! Good to see that I’m not alone! :-)

[@jacobh12349]

I have autism too

[@jimmykrochmalska3501]

austim gang

[@mirotiny]

agreed, i just commented a similar thing lol

[@lunethias]

same

[@_Cetarial]

As an autistic person, I can’t. 🤷‍♂️

[@WalIeater]

12:17 “UM” Truly inspiring Jack I’ve never heard such beautiful words 👏👏👏 Your a god with that speech

[@breadloaf6464]

13:00 and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying 😂

[@Its_The_Astro]

Jack saying top of the morning is accurate to me for once; I just woke up

[@arrowwood]

Heyyyy me too!!! I'm still in bed, in my pjs lol

[@50PH1E_DOE5_5TUFF]

Oh lol it’s 5pm where I am

[@katzenhai8289]

Moin!

[@felixia9558]

girl the editing in this one got me spilling coffee all over myself

[@edit7606]

I don't like the random loud sounds, to be honest.

[@izzyt1626]

Ya "this is not how this works" *sudden face fold* 😂😂

[@thespankmyfrank]

​@@edit7606 Me neither 😅 I can't concentrate when that much shit is happening lol.

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

skill issue mate @@thespankmyfrank

[@Hepheat75]

I always wanted a tutorial on how to talk, thanks Jack.

[@yasscat5484]

this should be named "social anxiety simulator" we need a walking version

[@justamanofculture12]

*How to pat a cat:* *Step 01:* 'Buy some treats(pro move), then Find a cat' *Step 02:* 'Introduce yourself to the cat, manipulate it with treats(pro move)' *Step 03:* 'Gentlemanly state your patting purpose and if the cat is still there, continue' *Step 04:* 'Now calmly have the palm of your hand infront of the cat as they tend to smell it. Don't be aggressive and be calm' *Step 05:* 'Now cleverly deceive the cat, straighten up your hand and pat the head, if the cat hates it and run away, 1). Chase it for some aggressive pats, 2). Find a new target (cat). *Step 06:* 'If you're successful, Keep patting and think about the purpose of life and its existence, and don't forget to marvel at the beauty of the cats, and don't forget to pat.'

[@chaosstrolling1598]

The editing is fantastic lmao

[@AnthonyB_930]

Fax

[@rtx_galaxix]

Guys i cant find my dad

[@Koifishyy.]

​@@rtx_galaxixsame

[@gigachaddoesgaming7994]

​@@rtx_galaxix did u check the shop where the milk is

[@thespankmyfrank]

Am I the only one who dislikes it? It gives 12 year old's first editing vibes. It's too much. Or I'm just too old lol.

[@benfarney3664]

Sean, I just wanted you to know that your videos have helped me so much over the past few years. The energy and enthusiasm in your videos is infectious and never fails to take my mind off my issues and help me to relax. You've been my favorite channel to watch for almost 7 years now. Thanks for everything you do.

[@theRealJimothy]

Makes me want to SPEAK about how much I enjoy Sean playing every random game he comes across.

[@Zruel.]

I’ll touch you!

[@m3lod552]

@dronestriketv the random games are nice once in a while but i miss being able to watch new games his playthroughs i watched more than actual tv when i was younger

[@bazokaboy5861]

Hi

[@jimmykrochmalska3501]

@@Zruel. ill touch you

[@jimmykrochmalska3501]

@Fourmann ur mom

[@dhwriter0724]

As I was watching this, I got a phone call from the doctor's office. As someone with social anxiety with talking on the phone, I can confirm that this what it felt like. Shit, I felt so awkward.

[@butterflyman33]

9:25 jack almost revealed his real job with the mafia

[@AddictedToFandoms]

The intro is like when I test rigs for animation 😂 Jack’s reaction is exactly how I reacted the first time I tested a rig 😂

[@rockyreyes9320]

As an autistic ADHD human myself, I feel like this game is exactly how interacting with people feels like.

[@anxiousrambling3558]

Yeah, its very accurate to how It feels to try to socialize.

[@EloraPurple]

EXACTLY

[@katg5746]

omg YES!

[@amirhb7531]

It's just buzzwords at this point everyone has it DONT THINK ABOUT IT

[@rockyreyes9320]

@@amirhb7531 Autism and ADHD are real and people like you who diminish and devalue the experiences and lives of those who are different. People that ostracize and belittle those who are different are the reason why suicide is the number 1 cause of death for autistic people.

[@christianparrish3292]

I bet the developers were like "we should make a game based on surgeon simulator, but you have to control the mouth. "

[@stetson_newsie2600]

Cross over game idea: multiplayer surgeon simulator, but you have to verbally convey info to eachother between steps

[@christianparrish3292]

@@stetson_newsie2600 that would suck

[@hellosweetie6212]

I recently started watching your videos. I have been going back through a lot of your videos and I want to say thank you for making videos on games that deal with mental health issues and struggles. And talking about it so openly. As someone who struggles with mental health struggles and depression it really does make a difference in people's lives. It helps people to not feel so alone. Not a lot of people who have the kind of influence that you do talk about mental health and the struggles that go with it. So thank you for doing so. It is appreciated and helps others. So thank you again for what you do.

[@moneymastermind2698]

“You’re just saying buzz words over and over again!” As an MBA who has learned from CEOs and all that, CAN FUCKIN CONFIRM.

[@Smiiii-sp9]

As a human being who speaks i can confirm he did very well :)

[@Yence_Eli]

I just buried my cat. He was my best friend for 15 years. This video is just what I need! I thank you so much for cheering me up today! ❤

[@christianbellanca7402]

So sorry to hear about your cat

[@medusathedecepticon]

Carl is relatable honestly. Also imagine how hard this game would be if you had to make sure not to knock any teeth out.

[@anonymously2423]

3:48 i laughed so hard, i choked on my noodles holy god

[@smiley_boiiiii]

15:45 i love how it just says “ASS” in red

[@zrnc]

i laughed so hard when the eye popped out 💀

[@danielodonnell360]

These days, Jack looks like he should be wearing a tunic and standing around telling me about sweetrolls and arrows to the knee. That hair is impressive. :D

[@yulittcourt3054]

Hey you, you're finally awake

[@Gripper_YT]

i never usually laugh out loud when im watching videos, but this got me crackin up fr

[@NPCarlsson]

I genuinely can't tell if 1:54 is an editing error or not and Jack wasn't supposed to cut out. Either way, it's hilarious.

[@Landry_Livestream.WithMe]

hes not even moving her mouth while im tryna work a rocket engine here. Welcome being a man. 😂

[@ellesharil6153]

I laughed so hard when the eye popped out 😂 please, please, Sean do another episode!

[@alexablanco8206]

Me to 😂😂😂

[@Appo4]

I've been dying to see more comedic games, feels like all the gamers I watch do serious horror games, thank you Sean :)

[@HersheyHemi1]

I'm laughing so hard, that I have to keeping wiping laughter tears off my eyes every 5 minutes!

[@vaulto]

0:40 SEND HELP THIS MAN IS AT MY DOOR

[@Nitrinoxus]

This feels like _Manual Samuel_ in social-interaction form.

[@OffJayPlayz]

The amount of deep fried moments in this broke me. I love the editor so much. Thank you.

[@krazykristy7558]

At the end it felt less like a robot trying to act human and more like my inner thoughts any time I'm engaged in a long conversation...

[@mickz8076]

also the meme timings by the editor is so on point, making this thousand times more funny 😭

[@ChunkyKitty-Br0]

This might actually be the best and my favorite Jacksepticeye video ever 😭💀

[@noyz-anything]

the worst part about it is that, despite knowing you're fragile and prone to losing teeth, your instructor keeps giving you needlessly complicated sentences, like "HOW MANY UNITS OF CURRENCY ARE REQUIRED TO PURCHASE TWO FERMENTED ETHANOL BEVERAGES?" instead of "WHAT PRICE FOR TWO BEERS?" it's like the instructor is on level 1 of their own mission on how to talk like a human and they've been assigned the most inexpensive model because they haven't ranked up to earn the ones with proper tooth holding

[@thelordhimself20]

Jack have you ever thought about making an alarm clock that yells "TOP OF THA MORNIN' TO YA" over and over

[@Entrepreneur-Tyue]

Perfect

[@adiorxrs]

That would be great

[@Crocinator_404]

I've always dreamed of having one of those

[@chiarruzini1191]

​@@Crocinator_404Follow your dreams then. You can just set up the alarm of your phone with an audio of it.

[@andrewjames2569]

The Dwayne Johnson reference during the doctors visit had me falling over lol. Thanks for the laughs Sean.

[@spoofingistan]

Jack playing speaking simulator Also Jack 2:48 : I have to speak?

[@Nitrinoxus]

Sean: *agonizing over how much eye contact is **_too_** much eye contact* Me, a person with Asperger's: "...I feel seen, but not _too_ much."

[@totallytoffy]

This motion picture filled me with many emotions, I enjoyed the part of being a human. I felt things such as joy, contempt, rage and hatred. Please continue to produce such motion pictures to illicit these emotions within me.

[@dr.bright6272]

2:17 the face of someone who's ready *now if they combined him with Hugh from Human Sim they'd be unstoppable

[@Czarro672]

"Microwave Jack isn't real, he can't hurt you." Microwave Jack: 0:07

[@jfizzle5357]

I love how his person slowly deteriorates.

[@_.rob.in._]

I feel like this is a perfect example of being autistic with social anxiety. Especially the eye contact part

[@BlitztheDragon]

One of the most accurate depictions of leaving the house while autistic I have ever seen.

[@Em-pc4qm]

this is such a fun game to watch as an SLP. just be glad they didn't make you control the velum as well!

[@ylia9718]

8:34 is just Security Breach all over again lol

[@Mediocrearts92]

1:33 Congratulations, you are now doing the poggers look.

[@MaimMae]

"Why is so hard to make friends and find love? Men." Perfect, zero notes, Jackaboy. 5:35

[@Sam..0_0]

12:59 "Cause your jacksepticeye remeber?" This is the moast clever line known to man kind

[@RubyBlueUwU]

At last, my speakering struggles are over.

[@GamingClubGermany]

Nice portal reference at 22:00

[@kthskies]

i love when i just get done finishing a video and then you go and upload another, sean you make so many days incredible without realising

[@SauceyRedHN]

12:22 That's me trying to read a book. I read a sentence, forget between 50 and 100% of it, and read it again. Safe to say, I don't read books. Reading literally anything else is fine. Articles about random topics? Check. Comments? Check. Comics? Check. Long Reddit and KZbin comments/threads? Check.

[@Contraltissimo]

This game had me at "Sorry, but you are now alive." XD XD

[@presentlycrescent]

The edits in this video were absolutely sensational Between Jack’s comedy and diceroll’s additions, this was a banger!

[@Kittykat92595]

Why does this remind me of my speech therapy in school....

[@Zer0Personality]

Bloody hell i waited for a while for the next video to come out!

[@hksqhksq]

8:53 Jack: I don't wanna do that Bo Burnham: There's got to be another way, for me to help out without standing on the sidelines.

[@menelcrist]

Me: Hey, the Carl dude at 18:34 looks like the Sheriff from Mr. Pickels Jack: *starts speaking like the Sheriff from Mr.Pickels* Me: 😮, Coincidence???🤔

[@Jack_Wolfe]

10:25 twist its all robots talking to robots lol

[@pedrostormrage]

14:08 The binary code was "??!?!!!!?!?"

[@_TheGreenCode_]

Huh… 🤔

[@ferret8048]

4:01 Don't you just hate when that happens?

[@gavindinsmoor8196]

This is literally social anxiety.

[@vivithemage9772]

"The human condition is one of torment. Stress and anxiety is perfectly normal as a response." Thats a little too relatable.