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[@senbujohns4489]

that's the wheeziest Brennan has been since world peace

[@williamhinrichs6558]

Since "grant caught syphilis earlier this year"

[@sph3re]

@@williamhinrichs6558 "Grant caught ˢʸᵖʰⁱˡⁱˢ ᵉᵃʳˡⁱᵉʳ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʸᵉᵃʳ"

[@real.ilya_remov]

4:55

[@null9546]

@@williamhinrichs6558 um, actually the correct phrase is "Grant caught syphilis *in January* "

[@null9546]

@@sph3re um, actually the correct phrase is "Grant caught syphilis *in January* "

[@MagyarGaben]

Amy: *"I forgot it was Seinfeld I mean"* Brennan: **The sound of air escaping out of the opening airlock on a 1960s sci-fi spaceship**

[@colintroy7739]

Underrated comment

[@dakotaray4468]

4:50

[@mygills3050]

4:55 for the Brennan noise specifically

[@JacobGrim]

I saw this comment exactly as I watched that happen lnao

[@lunaponta594]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this comment made it so much better holy shit

[@PVS3]

"I panicked, and now I'm leaning in." I feel that harder than I'd like to admit.

[@5EVr]

As someone who uses lean into the curve in my speech alot this line fucking broke me about 20 points at least lol

[@chesh1re_cat]

Absolutely iconic, what a legend she is

[@dogandchicken]

Thats just any decision ive made

[@IceMetalPunk]

I bought my house using this technique.

[@michaelottinger]

I came here for THIS comment!

[@CartwheelJoe]

I love how Amy consistently breaks more than Grant did on an episode dedicated entirely to breaking him

[@allenjenkins06]

Less screaming, "No! No! No! No!" but the point stands 😂

[@ziwuri]

@@allenjenkins06 tbf even if we counted all the "no" repetitions, Grant probably still wouldn't reach Amy's legendary 99 laugh performance.

[@Sonichero151]

She more than tripled everyone else's score from her OWN bits.....

[@mikec63136]

"Hello... my name... is... ... 50? That can't be right!

[@TheVoulenterilyMad]

It's a masterclass on sinking the ship your on, just to kill the captain

[@tripletoruses]

Rehka's "woah, there are lyrics?" to amy's dance absolutely broke me

[@brettdomenick]

I literally spit when I heard it

[@officaldungeons]

She really threw her under the bus 😆😅

[@Whingal]

the knife made me cry also 😂

[@crowsfan22]

I am only just discovering these but that was SO quick and funny

[@bryanaughal261]

Whenever she appears, she always loses, but everyone else's score goes to double digits, and I think that makes her the true winner.

[@theOneTrueCactus]

Some times the goal isn't to win, it's to institute chaos.

[@alioh7615]

I think this is the most everyone has ever laughed

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

Other people laughing is the hardest thing to not laugh at. Even if you don't find the thing funny

[@mikaelvirji5807]

She got Brennan to hit 20, incredible work

[@Vekcrazah]

dragging everyone else with her

[@bahoobastank]

The two things that make Brennan break without fail: being mean to Grant and Amy losing her mind.

[@chrismanuel9768]

We need an episode of Amy being mean to Grant

[@YBlvr]

and the UN declaring world peace

[@crapnuggets202]

Greetings twin

[@laxku]

There's also the "Can we say that?" moments. I love hearing him wheeze his way through a word.

[@alicewe_]

*"grantcaughtsyphillisinjanuary"*

[@78TBGAMER]

I know Amy is the best part of this but I loved Brennan’s “we can say that?”

[@stellabelikiewicz1523]

I love all of Brennan’s off-script editorializations!

[@davidbasa9985]

This is actually the first time Amy’s score was less than everyone else’s combined

[@CrownedAnarchy]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed lmao

[@oliviafrancis1926]

I think they’ve realized that they can laugh cause Amy is just absolutely going to lose

[@UsmanMuhammadNooruddin]

Specially because she didn't do 'the face". I lost it at that one.

[@DrZaius3141]

Um, actually, since the scores are all in the negatives, it was the first time, Amy's score was HIGHER than everyone else's combined. (-65 is the smaller number compared to -60).

[@julieburnsTY]

@@DrZaius3141 i don't think this is an ironic, knowing use of "um, actually" as you intended... i think you're just genuinely doing that to some one lol

[@stephenbarringer235]

I will always love Amy, but I have to admit Rekha's embarrassed, hysterical wail of "OH NO!" at 5:47 when she realized she'd thrown herself on the hand grenade of lunacy for no reason cracks me up.

[@eddixon2015]

“The hand grenade of lunacy” 😂😂😂 Stephen with the phrase or the day!

[@stephenbarringer235]

@@eddixon2015 Much obliged, good sir!

[@SpecialxSnowflake]

The way Rehka whacked Brennan like it was his fault did me in. 😂

[@HienNguyenHMN]

Brennan can let himself laugh because Amy is definitely going to lose.

[@Zack_Zander]

Gets to the point that it's Amy vs everyone else

[@gozzilla177]

They just compete for 2nd place lol

[@shantcheetah]

Hahaha 🤣

[@tobiasvilainnewman3569]

I love the way Brennan said “SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME” not screaming, not soft. Just like a neutral yell.

[@BobPart2]

1:15

[@Sonichero151]

The sheer commitment to the character.......

[@tikaepixwhom666]

he screamed in lowercase

[@Lucifersfursona]

Neutral yell hotel

[@0SC2]

@@Sonichero151😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅

[@rowanbrown5541]

Everyone's synchronised head turn to Amy when she first started breaking was amazing

[@reginabaptista7402]

Plus the brennan's surprise face accompanied by Rekha's not-gonna-lose-my-shit yet expression

[@Montesama314]

"Ah. It has begun."

[@caustic_rage]

The fact that Amy can utterly crush Brennan's resolve, and I think she's *the only one* who can consistently do it, AND it's unintentional... there's some primordial, beginning-of-the-universe magic there

[@genderqueercam]

We finally know what it looks like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

[@_.violyse._]

​@@genderqueercam and the unstoppable force fucking wins goddammit

[@mikeshaftx]

Or you can be Grant with syphilis.

[@NotDingse]

I literally began crying and couldn’t breathe because I laughed so hard. Amy is a psychological weapon.

[@imnotmephisto]

same.

[@clark987878]

Well put!

[@CorvusCorone68]

Monty Python's Flying Circus had a sketch called The Killing Joke

[@NickBenish8]

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard for YEARS

[@uhkingdom]

2:50 Rehka doing Katie’s patented “don’t laugh” face and not getting a point for it is fucking hilarious to me

[@AnbuGreenShinobi]

Nice catch!!

[@sundrythis]

3:23 her trying to spread the love 😂✊🏼 we stan a generous queen

[@gjglioroninomicon9256]

Amy broke Brennan, he and everyone else laughed more than most losers on each other episode. She really is the winner of breaking news, nobody else can get this much laughter out of Brennan

[@ultrabigfella]

They*

[@grimdagoblinmain]

@@ultrabigfella Ally is nb, is Amy nb too?

[@IceMetalPunk]

@@grimdagoblinmain Not as far as I'm aware. I think No Sanctuary may have misread the name in your comment.

[@afinchinthedark]

She broke everyone, behind the camera too.

[@ultrabigfella]

@@IceMetalPunk yup, my bad I'm a dumbass.

[@notreddit1701]

2:49 that’s raygun from the Olympics

[@Gambley]

Amy really went "I know I'm going down but I'm gonna try and get the rest of them to go down with me"

[@PikkaBite]

Amy’s dancing predicted the Olympics. Astonishing

[@rifkadm]

Amy's the catalyst for everyone on this show going off the rails.

[@ucnguyenminh9393]

Amy is the new Grant lol

[@pvic6959]

im not sure if everyone lost or everyone won lol

[@angelamilioti5239]

4:44 Brennan was fighting for his LIFE

[@ofentsekgatla3338]

Ally realizing that they roped themself into something they knew couldn't be deliverd, followed by immediately moving on as if it didn't just happen is simply outstanding.

[@QueenFondue]

"What happens what a man and woman introduce themselves to each other?" "...I'll show you."

[@wit681]

@@QueenFondue number two!

[@simonw560]

There is a correct answer, but I don't know if I would have found it in the chaos on set. The answer is, of course, brograbs.

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@QueenFondue Kristen Applebees’ heterosexuality:

[@fandomcringebucket]

@@simonw560 THIS. THE WOMAN GOES IN FOR THE HANDSHAKE PART, AND THE MAN GOES IN FOR THE HUG PART. THIS IS THE WAY.

[@Dr_Sunshine222]

THE “absolutely fucking go nuts” KILLED ME IM SO IMMATURE 😭😭

[@davidmorgan758]

Amy’s a powerful force on this show, sure she’s definitely going to laugh the most but I she unfailingly makes everyone break over and over

[@luvely1062]

The dance thing was hilarious 🤣😂😆

[@JBC352]

Seriously. To think both Brennan and Rehka would hit double digits 🤣🤣🤣

[@Saberhagan]

I did not think we could find someone worse than Grant at this game. Yet, here we are.

[@segara04]

She really is such a treat.

[@Caponeson1]

She always makes me think of Brienne of Tarth but with the giggles

[@thrashtoad6956]

2:44 is giving Raygun

[@balrogdahomie]

Disappointed that we didn’t get break counters suddenly appearing for everyone laughing offscreen

[@randomassorted]

I get the feeling it would have covered the whole screen if they did that

[@sirhawkjames]

Hire this person sam

[@Bram_Duin]

You also hear alot of the crew laughing

[@Snippe475]

@@Bram_Duin yeah thats what they meant

[@tryans]

"You get a microphone and you're doing comedy, so you're kind of panicking." Literally exactly what Amy was doing

[@degrassi420]

best line in the video and it wasnt even meant to be a joke hahahaha

[@zyaicob]

They just keep putting Amy in these and giving her devastating bits, I assume, because her suffering is the most entertaining. Even her fellow anchors keep encouraging her to do "the face" which we have empirically proven- has the opposite of its intended effect. What a high scoring episode this was

[@DeathnoteBB]

@yes What are you majoring it? Just out of curiosity.

[@liddad]

@yes sounds hilarious

[@gozzilla177]

@@liddad comparatively it is......

[@banmanb]

Grants one was pretty funny too

[@uosdwiSrdewoH]

It killed me when Amy said "I'm not tired at all. Oh no" when she noticed there was yet another dance she'd have to do. Sometimes it can get a little annoying when someone is always breaking but Amy doubles down and has fun with it which is why everyone else inevitably laughs as do I.

[@chesh1re_cat]

"Sorry I'm going fully off script" Brennan don't you ever dare apologize for doing that

[@ambiguousaesthetic4170]

Amy's dancing (and I say this truly genuinely) made me laugh so hard a tendon or something in my neck genuinely moved out of place and I started like uncontrollably crying.

[@YTFlove4ever]

Hey are you doing ok??

[@IrregularityRowan]

Are you alive?

[@unicornkitteh5332]

Lmfao - same 😂

[@klimentbassev8866]

Same 😂. Haven’t laughed this much in a long time.

[@ShortHax]

Come on Mike, you didn’t have to single Amy’s laugh box out because she returned the garlic she ordered while watching _Um Actually_

[@lucase.2546]

2:48 AUSSIE BREAKDANCER RAYGUN CONFIRMED

[@alienbacon656]

Okay, hear me out: we bring on all the people that don’t break…but we also bring Amy.

[@jjonestown]

I’d love to see Katie laugh 12 times in one episode because of Amy

[@penjamin1479]

Amy "I must break you" Vorpahl

[@ZeldaboyOG]

Brennan didn't used to break.

[@perfect_harmony4348]

@@ZeldaboyOG yeah hes one of them. its just not fair when amy is around. like you can only compose yourself so much

[@Thessalin]

I'm totally down for this!

[@thepotatoking7339]

With moves like that, Amy could become an Olympic breakdancer one day.

[@shermaniac]

This is the most Brennan has ever smiled in any College Humor video.

[@lowkeylokii4205]

when amys on, It doesn't matter if your score is 4 or 400 you won't lose

[@linkmariokirby7373]

probably because that wasn't Brennan, it was an an unnamed 12 year old

[@thguy370]

4:48 Brennans laugh explodes out of him so violently

[@jeffthemagicalpufferfishco9006]

In Amy's defense she was doing pretty well until the dancing

[@jimmymiller1313]

A personal best, I believe until the dancing

[@Mr_Original]

"Oh, there are lyrics?" was a golden reaction for that bit, won't lie.

[@russelljohnson7004]

This reads like you're being sympathetic to someone who ruined a wedding reception lmao

[@rofeitl]

“Hammurabi would be so jel” I fucking can’t

[@j-cool-guy]

the 12 year old body swap thing got me so quickly 😂

[@irejog]

Wild go think DropOut and Amy predict the meme that is Rayguns performance in the Olympics

[@UnkillableMrStake]

The absolute ultimate challenge for Katie would be if she was on an episode with Amy

[@robertnope1993]

Has that not happened already? Odd

[@IceMetalPunk]

Katie vs Amy: if Amy gets 0 points, she wins, even if others tie her. If Katie gets any points, she loses, even if others get more points. The Ultimate Showdown.

[@Heron11177]

WE NEED THIS!

[@2GoatsInATrenchCoat]

@@IceMetalPunk I think it's impossible for Amy to get 0 points, honestly. I'm confident that I could write a sketch that would make her laugh at least 5 times, and I'm pretty stupid and unfunny.

[@spikejrb7572]

@@2GoatsInATrenchCoat What I really want to see is Amy being given a Copy/Paste from Wikipedia about a dry topic, and see if she just psychs herself out and breaks down while reading about the history of Fly Fishing of some shit

[@imperialstarbucks857]

"Absolutely Fucking Go Nuts" killed me

[@xolwora2762]

Amy is here, guess we know who lost.

[@welshcakeinc.65]

Lmao

[@SPAMMAN123456789]

got to hand it to her though she got giggles out of everyone else

[@Kinseliplier]

@@welshcakeinc.65 nice among us avatar lol

[@xolwora2762]

@@SPAMMAN123456789 yeah it takes 20 or more to be loser of the week most of the time, but everyone was over 20

[@welshcakeinc.65]

@@Kinseliplier Thx lmao made it myself when it was actually popular, i have a drawing tablet.

[@JoshuaStein-b7j]

Raygun stole the bunny bounce from Amy Vorpahl.

[@dinonspace8620]

2:01 Amy’s little laugh had everyone turning because they already know it’s starting 😂 love Amy. Always a show starter

[@M1rthful]

4:55 Never in my life have I seen a more powerful and guttural wheeze.

[@BrooklynJackBlue]

Brennan’s single, explosive wheeze of a laugh should have counted as three or four.

[@akuradokusei]

Brennan just casually destroying Ally and Amy with random ass humour lmfao

[@Macapta]

Just watched these writers break a person through dance.

[@bankiey]

“High fives for the women, open-mouth tongue kisses for the men.” -Meet the Spartans

[@chestersnap]

"I panicked and now I'm leaning in" Improv at it's finest

[@colbylau4988]

Can't believe Amy was already doing the Kangaroo hops 3 years before raygun

[@Jahalus]

Amy is too good at these. Honestly just change the rules whenever she's involved. There's no way anyone involved will be able to resist cracking with here there. I'd especially love to see her lead anchor with Katie next to her.

[@williamjenkins4913]

Yes. Have her be an interviewee and the rest have to keep it together.

[@Jahalus]

@@williamjenkins4913 That's an even better idea actually, I second this.

[@afinchinthedark]

Katie might actually break.

[@arielioffe1810]

Brennan’s face at 4:44 is frankly priceless.

[@bonesfloodedwithdreams]

the second i saw amy, i knew who was losing

[@Pickswitch]

Boy I thought I'd be better at this. I have tears of laughter.

[@Montesama314]

Amy may lose, but she will bring everyone down with her, all the way into madness.

[@christopherbronson3275]

2:01 The synchronized swivel

[@christianschoff2490]

YES! xD Everyone knew it was about to go down.

[@pasnom4382]

“ I panicked and now I’m leaning in” is honestly a very admirable philosophy

[@snazzyfeathers]

I've never seen the show go so off the rails like this before

[@PrincessAshley972]

i have! with only 3 words: Grant Anthony O'Brian

[@sanjaylawrence413]

Oh, that Mr. O'Brian episode made this show what it is

[@joshuatavares-somildam4809]

"I'm panicking, but now I'm leaning in" 😂😂😂😂 ugh Amy I love you! ☠️☠️

[@toasterenthusiast8023]

This entire show has just been an elaborate attempt to give Amy Vorpahl a heart attack

[@LifeEleanorDeathNell]

Aww that 12 year old was so mean about Brennan! 😢He's so handsome!

[@jordanbailey2044]

This is absolutely the definition of contagious laughter

[@Infinitysquaredorsomething]

oh wow Amy got through a couple lines with a real straight face!

[@crithitchronicles]

I think each episode that Amy is on should be called "Breaking Vorpal"

[@IceMetalPunk]

"Vorpal Sword Challenge"

[@greengd5231]

Hey, That's the bunny move ol girl did in the Olympics. Guess they do just dance like that. My bad😂

[@elithewholeshebang]

"I think wee dodged a bullet there" made me laugh 😭 Yeah definitely a blessing in disguise

[@user-mz6sh4uo7u]

Amy Vorpahl is a damn national treasure.

[@funa2865]

I love the fact that Amy makes literally everyone including the crew break constantly.

[@ionceateapinecone]

2:01 the snap turn to Amy immediately breaking

[@MrNightpwner]

She's not suppose to laugh, so she aims to transcend joy 😂

[@MayuraVyamsaka]

The sheer number of casualties caused by Amy. Icon behaviour.

[@renatocorvaro6924]

So pretty much this whole episode is just Amy falling apart and everyone else going down with her.

[@garrettcarter5622]

"Huh, why is this episode so unusually long?" "Oh, cause Amy's in it."

[@LolixLP]

Amy should get hazard pay for this lmfao

[@fleamarketkeanu]

at this point I'm convinced that Amy could bring world peace just by dropping her off at the UN

[@CATCHTHERAINB0W_]

oh hey it's an amy one, that means it's gonna be a mental breakdown for about 8 minutes and 15 seconds

[@OhHelloMarcus]

That sound she makes doing the bunny bounce kills me every time 2:49

[@connorseidel7197]

I feel like Amy was directly targeted for obvious reasons and Brennan was targeted for payback.

[@HappyLarry.]

No one can make Brennan break like Amy

[@GrayDescent]

"I think we dodged a bullet there"... Yep

[@xeaon26cz]

"In personal news: I want my Mommy" 🤣🤣🤣

[@BenRangel]

The way Amy just tries to exhale without laughing at 6:25

[@lowkeylokii4205]

Amy breathes- brennan 2:00 there's a disturbance in the force

[@bthorner33]

Giving Ally "handshakes for men, hugs for women" was fucking targeted😂

[@ChaosqueenMaddy]

There was a cut line, "high fives for enbies"

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@ChaosqueenMaddyNah, we chest bump

[@Lucifersfursona]

“I’ll show you.” (No follow up) Poetry - I don’t know how to drive, and I had to do it to get here

[@PeopleAcct707]

"I Panicked and Now I'm Leaning Into It: The Amy Vorpahl Story" streaming now.

[@thetrueyuiop]

Amy rules. I love the “let’s watch Amy laugh” show.

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

Brennan looks like he's in pain trying to hold his laughter in for the second part of the dance.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

"Oogity Boogity Boss Mod Now Available" absolutely slayed me.

[@jakkakasunset5485]

That wheeze at 4:56 is amazing

[@BlackHeartsHope]

Brennans trying not to laugh face is pure gold

[@Darkmatter105]

Amy is brennans kryptonite. He usually never breaks, and he just loses it with her.

[@gabrielb2598]

This week on bnn, a 12 yo stuck in brennen, game probe, and you can play in a fort at nite, bunny dance, absolutely fuckin go nuts, and everybody fucking looses it, we are a total mess at bnn aren’t we. Brennen’s confession.

[@Yukine_2607]

3:11 _I want her as my dance teacher._ _THIS IS ART!!_

[@geroni211]

I wish she was my freestyle dance teacher

[@zhabiboss]

Amy: dancing The counter: PEM PEM PEM PEMPEM PRMPRMPRMPEM

[@KelsomaticPDX]

4:50 "I forgot it was Seinfeld" through genuine tears nearly killed me. I scared my dog 💀