"Handy" (Parody of "Fancy") by "Weird Al" Yankovic LYRICS

Our first lyrics video. We hope you enjoy because this was a pain in the arse. Please leave a comment on what you think!!
Please note that ALL credit for the song goes to Mr. Al Yankovic. We do NOT own the rights (but we did purchase the album). No copyright infringement intended. Just love "Weird AL"!
Video By: Terry Roehrig II and Kelsi Treloar
Lyrics:
First things first, I'm a craftsman
Remodeling is my only passion
And I'm the greatest in the business
Want referrals? Yo, my clientele will bear you witness
I can help when your door jamb sticks
There is nothing in the World I can't fix
I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks
Call me, I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks
Where you go when your disposal is rusted?
Termite problem makin' you disgusted?
When your front window is busted?
Just one name that's always trusted
I'm so handy
You already know
I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets overflow
I'm so handy
I'll bring you up to code
When your dishwasher's 'bout to 'splode
Now you say your furnace is needing some service
I'm fully bonded, no need to be nervous
Perhaps you would like a new counter -- Formica
Maybe I'll hook up this here combo washer dryer
But all your pipes are antique, your water pressure's too weak
You've got an attic full of dry rot 'cause your roof's sprung a leak
Your fridge is startin' to reek, your hardwood floors really squeak
But don't you worry, I'll just show you my amazing technique
Now let me glue that, glue that -- and screw that, screw that
Any random chore you've got, well, I can do that, do that
Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun
I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one
I'm so handy
Everyone says so
I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio
I'm so handy
I'm the guy to know
When your leaf blower doesn't blow
Patch the drywall, clean your gutters and mow the lawn
Make that phone call, I'll install anything you want
Yeah, check out my big staple gun
My socket wrenches are second to none
I won't quit till I'm done
Don't even care if I hammer my thumb -- OW!!
Still rockin' my screwdriver
Got the whole World thinkin' I'm MacGyver
Your heating bills are shocking
I could solve that with some duct tape and some caulking
Your house is a disaster, huh?
Need a guy who's a master with the plaster, huh?
Let me be your stripper
Takin' off lacquer? No one does it quicker
I'm so handy
You already know
I'll beat any price quotes, my hourly rates are low
I'm so handy
You should call this pro
I'm in the phone book, and se habla espanol.

[@woodsrhys6537]

Amazing advertisement for a real handy man

[@CryingZombie666]

+Woods Rhys I'm surprised Al didn't put some sexual handy man joke into this song lol

[@WALKERGUITAR]

got 99 problems but a switch aint one!

[@nooby_nevro2691]

Im so handy you already know. I love weird al

[@TRoehrig2]

He's the best in the bid-nezz!

[@brookebos7060]

Thank you for this lyric video!!! I really wanted to learn this parody, because the real version is just wrong. (I feel like the only person who always types with proper grammar, doesn't swear, and doesn't hate on people... awkward...) :) :P

[@NameEntry]

Brooke Bos Swearing is shown in creative people.

[@Nephilim1967]

OMG this was amazing!

[@TRoehrig2]

Thanks! Glad you liked it! :D

[@mroctagona]

Good job having the correct lyrics up, unlike a few other lyric videos of this song. Maybe use a faster transition for some of the words, especially if a song is fast.

[@TRoehrig2]

Thanks! Yeah, some of those other lyric videos are just laughable! "A new counter for Micah", "I'll ground your bathroom" and "Use some duct tape and some cocking"! Glad you liked it and we'll look into faster transitions! :)

[@patriot4lfye]

Thank you for this it just made my day!!

[@TRoehrig2]

You're welcome!! Thanks for commenting!

[@caitlinm1201]

thank you for not changing the lyrics!

[@TRoehrig2]

+Caitlin M ---- No problem!

[@nekoprankster2184]

You have no idea how many times I heard this song before looking up the song.

[@abilou1080]

awesome video man, liked it ALOT oneof my favourite parodies ever :D

[@MoivedudeMGS]

Thanks for the lyrics!!!

[@TRoehrig2]

You're welcome! Thanks for watching! :)

[@IceNDice]

The 50,000 views are mine, your welcome haha. Just kidding though, this is a great parody by W.A.Y

[@TRoehrig2]

HA! Thank you for coming by and commenting! And YES... one of Al's best!! And between you, me and KZbin... I am in love with the fact that you have 50,000 IPs. :P

[@IceNDice]

So VeryTerry Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. don't tell anyone...

[@penepleto1210]

By the W.A.Y* hahaha

[@ifandwhenproject]

Keep up the lyric videos, especially Weird Al! I'm gonna go ahead and sub, but I'm sure you won't disappoint! XD

[@TRoehrig2]

:( I wish I had time to do ALL his songs. :(

[@psiphi8065]

I love Weird Al! xD

[@PokemanLegoer]

Best song ever!

[@TRoehrig2]

No doubt!

[@Gyrokun]

GREAT JOB!!!! Thank you!!!!!

[@TRoehrig2]

You're welcome! Glad you like it!! :D

[@PJ_Wendigo]

This reminds me of Handy from happy tree friends.

[@zipppyy7418]

Why do I like this so much?

[@duanemcfarland5250]

I would love to use for my business theme song. it's GREAT

[@ikingpaulgaminghd4403]

GG Man good parody lol it's so funny xD

[@momoshoe]

so freaking hype! im going to see him in concert in toledo at the zoo😅

[@FixItFeilx]

I'm So handy ! You Already Know!!! :)

[@susanleighton8629]

Really good this song everyone like it and share this video

[@fattymonkey4289]

XD this is awesome how u make this man

[@kelsitreloar2701]

PowerPoint works wonders :P glad you enjoyed it!

[@TRoehrig2]

What SHE said!

[@coockiezhang1190]

Bahahahaha!!! Yes, he's so handy, I already know!

[@TRoehrig2]

LOL, thank you, Coockie. Glad you enjoyed it! :)

[@kelsitreloar2701]

Had such a fun/annoying time making this video with SoVery Terry

[@TRoehrig2]

Yes we did! Oooo, so frustrating!

[@eyelessjack3377]

That is funny.

[@ymmxballer1100]

I likey

[@23ofSeptember]

glue dat glue dat, do dat do dat

[@TRoehrig2]

Screw dat, screw dat! :P

[@FixItFeilx]

💚-💚

[@Zobotooth1000]

so funny!

[@TRoehrig2]

I think Weird Al is the best in the bid-nezz! :)

[@909miko]

omg way better than then the other fancy and funny

[@LegitMan335]

I bet that's Milo Murphy doing all the singing and repeating 😅

[@3hunnamobn598]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[@thekentfamily6887]

The part that nobody knows is so tiny and the parts everyone knows are huge

[@TRoehrig2]

So.... I'm supposed to have HUGE FONTS on the fast rap part ---- displaying two lines at a time ---- for like, 2 seconds at a time? Dumbest comment ever. I'd like YOU to do better. Dumbass.

[@kelsitreloar2701]

Still waiting for you to upload the other video I helped out with....

[@TRoehrig2]

I'll try and get to it this weekend! :P

[@mariadukes7781]

I don't know

[@Noone-of-your-Business]

How about a bit more detail, like, karaoke subs style? Has nothing to do with the great song, just with the vid.

[@darkcubleb0151]

I know you did this in PowerPoint.....

[@TRoehrig2]

guilty

[@penepleto1210]

At the end, he says "and sí hablo español"?

[@penepleto1210]

Emily Beebe Él habla español* I was asking because I do speak Spanish, since it's my mother language

[@sallyjrwjrw6766]

@@penepleto1210 It sounds like "Say habla" but shouldn't it be "See hablo"?

[@ranahan2458]

Could someone tell me what the spanish at the end means?

[@chicperfect]

Joe Ranahan "I'm in the phone book, and speaks spanish" :P

[@doodoodudex]

Lazy Kimiuu It really confused me that he didn't say "y yo hablo espanol" as opposed to "se halba espanol".

[@chicperfect]

Ooh! "Y yo hablo español" it would be "And i speak spanish", but saying "se habla español" I feel like is more formal... But really there's not much difference :D

[@doodoodudex]

Lazy Kimiuu Wouldn't "se habla español" be "he speaks spanish" though?

[@chicperfect]

***** Mm no D: "He speaks spanish" it would be "Él habla español". "He" in spanish is "Él"...~

[@simplyelisha8622]

Great job I just did a singing cover of this song check it out! Fancy Cover

[@creeper360bill]

*clean your daughters

[@kelsitreloar2701]

what?

[@TRoehrig2]

Kelsi Treloar My thoughts exactly. I'm like..... whaaaa-----?

[@scropionmk1176]

It's huuuah not huuh

[@TRoehrig2]

what huh? are you drunk?

[@scropionmk1176]

So VeryTerry no am abouto be 9

[@TRoehrig2]

@@scropionmk1176 oh. well go to bed. you're 9 and drunk