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[@oopskye]

ashley having to be the cancel coach this episode HAHAHAHAHA

[@brynworden6108]

I love the concept that when Ashley buys a hat it's inherently backward when she picks it out

[@187942]

I hate it but same

[@tacianaleal2225]

Kind of like a mug for left-handed people

[@chelister27]

This was so chaotic but also one of the funnier episodes as of late 😂 I felt like I was one of the girls shooting the shit.

[@zazabosman7646]

"this is not an ad for a mattress. It's just me..." 🤣😂😂 This was for me.

[@tarahbrewer5794]

The fact that Ashley’s the only one who laughed at Hannah saying “it’s gonna be so bad when it happens is far more relatable than I expected 😅

[@kessklouser3072]

This episode was so amazingly chaotic it really was just a bunch of friends hanging out and vaguely remembering that they’re recording a podcast lol i love it

[@j3ssmc]

As a lesbian myself.. there is no way I’d ever want a guy there while I have sex with a women

[@ihatemickiegee]

as a former bi (who still has a male partner actually), i DEFINITELY have learned thru much conversation how much i would NOT want a man to watch either 💀and i dont even mean cuz of the obvious sexism or discomfort reasons but b/c it would just feel like an invasion of the intimacy in general, but especially as a man watching rather than anyone else, that's the one place men don't exist and we have to now give them the allowance into OUR place while we share our own intimacy? hell the fuck no. but to anyone who would get turned on by it, i think that's cool still and applaud them for being so open!

[@LilThreat88]

I didn't think I'd mind, but then at a sex party I really didn't like people looking. So no, I'm not an exhibitionist

[@brittneyramos7346]

I listened to this ad-free on the Patreon this morning and it was so great I had to pull it up to watch the video as well. Such great energy today, even with the chaos.

[@andreaarenz893]

Chaotic energy throughout. Loved it

[@delaneykeller1389]

This episode has me cry laughing and I'm only half way through 🤣

[@Ilovecleanlaundry]

Baahahahah. They ganged up Ashley for acting like a f boy. But really Ashley just pulled the ultimate lesbian combo. Listened to her gut and was kind. Took it like a champ though.

[@LilThreat88]

That made me so jumpy! I wanted to shut them up and explain it, since Ashley made perfect sense to me

[@isobelb]

Welcome to the frat house. WHGS has such range! I don't remember when it was last this much... this^.

[@virgilmcclendon5072]

This was a top 10 10/10 episode. Very funny! Great job. Thank you.

[@angiekoch5865]

Straight or gay we all need to laugh and this pod makes a person laugh weekly

[@alisontippett2618]

I’m one of those newer listeners who doesn’t listen in order, and while I’m only half way through this episode, it’s absolutely one of the best. LOVING the chaotic energy of this group. Edit: Okay as someone who went to Smith and is non-binary, I loved that historically women’s college bit 😂

[@sagethemage3979]

COMPERSION! (Polyam fam here- yet single again. Thanks for distracting me through my breakup with humor💜)

[@nicolecalderon5644]

We NEED this trio back asap Ash😤🙏🏼

[@shaliekk]

"It's more like a dolphin. Not a beaver" this quote though

[@mariannetfinches]

Merch! Merch! Merch! 🤣🤣

[@seashell6876]

Ali’s scared laugh 😂😂😂

[@Raddiebaddie]

"this is a highly cancelable episode" 😂😅

[@Caitlinparkex]

This was the most organic episode I LOVE it!!

[@aindiramanayake1207]

When she said, "don't skip this isn't an ad for a mattress, it's me" 💀

[@juliataylor5838]

Absolutely unhinged energy so far 😂 i love it

[@fairymafia5669]

man there was so much bleeping when they were explaining sex ive never heard that much before in these episodes hahahahahahaha :o lol

[@chloefoote4316]

So chaotic but SO FREAKING FUNNY!

[@leighdle]

Saw Ashley and Hannah perform live at Sunday Sqool and had to come to this podcast for more!!😂

[@s0larfire]

Best way to spend Halloween morning. This was too funny 😂😂

[@Denf0]

I kinda like the term "backpack" or "fanny pack" for straight girls that associate with lesbians

[@mavilar7594]

One of the best episodes so funny Ali and Hannah should be on more often

[@mordantmike3885]

i love this episode so much, just absolute chaos

[@kb1714]

this was unhinged and exactly the energy i needed

[@beansthebomb7873]

13 Minutes in and this is the most chaotic episode I've listened to

[@ktmilillo]

Love this episode with all of you!❤

[@anava3quez316]

I think instead of saying “Third World” and “First World” we’re now using “Countries of the Global South” an of the Global North. I’m not sure but I’ve heard it used in that context

[@bluepursue8542]

Someone give Ali a hug and go to her b-day!! Also watch her pod you won't be sorry

[@sergbastian5]

@23min femme in a blazer, I'm excited 😂😂

[@huluranch2526]

This collab is too good

[@otherwords1375]

5:24 missed opportunity for Hannah to say she's "a quarter offended"

[@allisonthompson3407]

I have the text alerts for your shows, and am excited that you are going to Winnipeg. I don't live there, but at least you will be in the same country! (Ashley, please come to Edmonton). Great chaotic energy and in this ep!

[@TommyNicoletti]

Ali's Fountain bit "I was tossing coins making wishes it was so much"

[@413078291]

SCREAMING at "I'm a business woman" "Are you? 😏"

[@LamAnopro_]

DONT SKIP THIS 😂

[@emmabarrett2486]

woo! Yaas for the live show! Supporting from NZ 👏😎

[@kalahstpierre1675]

This combo NEEDS to happy at least every 3 months…

[@penelopebell-suveg748]

This is my new favorite episode, hilarious!

[@Jojopinapples]

In my art class/ art club we all synced up with our teacher it was just something we discovered lol

[@talwyn_cc]

Ohh Ali Kolbert! 🤟

[@needsmoretacos4807]

Totally get being g sexually attracted to men but sexually and romantically more into women. Pansexual homoromantic is how I've settled with

[@RondyWooten]

I love the chaotic energy!

[@TommyNicoletti]

WHAT A TRIO - Holy shit

[@duckduckgoose6977]

strangely miss the gold mirror

[@honorinewendyamilboudo7229]

Please keep Bre coming. Love her!

[@elizabethbrown5289]

This was an amazing episode. I laughed so hard. 🤣

[@KelliDee23]

I’m so lost, lol. New listener. Straight gal trying to learn more about others. Kept seeing Ashley’s shorts, sooo here I am now. 😊

[@Badusername2000]

this is a bad episode to start with, i suggest going on any podcast platform and start from the beginning, the Gara era

[@ashgavs]

I recommend the first episode with Kate (which also features Hannah berner) or the next one with Alayna joy. Basically July 2021 is a good place to start.

[@ashgavs]

And thank you for supporting!

[@KelliDee23]

@@Badusername2000 Thank you! Will do!

[@KelliDee23]

@@ashgavs Thank you, Ashley! I will.

[@rebecca276]

".. so we got pancakes. She cried." 🤣😂🤣😭

[@floplyssa]

12:55 - Ashley lol same girl

[@kaylamrock8723]

I once took an online quiz that said I was a lumberjack in a past life...I think it may be accurate, wood speaks to me.

[@LunaLeoJourney]

hannah is giving starbucks in july

[@JuMixBoox]

Wait, is syncing periods actually a thing? I feel like I've seen Ob/Gyns debunk that online. But who knows who I should trust now.

[@themrs9407]

So chaotic lol

[@2nd3rd1st]

This ep was hilarious but was more bleeps than words! KZbin, sort your regressive morals out, this is bullshit, I got tinnitus now!

[@christinasimmons1616]

It's more like a dolphin 🤣

[@Aurora.Celena.Bass.]

Love this episode!

[@theembersinside1420]

Weird!😛 I was just watching Hannah's pod & I refreshed my Subscription thread to see if this was up yet & it is! This has to be a good sign for my wk.. lol Love u guyz & Happy Halloween, everyone!! 💜☮💜 PS- Syncing up w other women is actually been debunked. As well as the terms Alpha & Omega.

[@kiram.3619]

Takeaway: the apocalypse is gay. Looking forward to it much more now :D

[@Lolajoy27]

Very chaotic 😂😂

[@internalfugue16]

Congrats on maybe Canadian debut! Hoping to see more cities added here

[@mleharvey]

I’m literally laughing

[@priscahermene9107]

Asking if someone is good looking is NOT asking if they are fuckable 🤷🏾‍♀️🗣️💀💀😭like what ?

[@rachellombardi4735]

It's like crone sister💅

[@intheclosetwithamigoodheart]

When are you coming to LA??!!!

[@ashgavs]

I have a text alert that will tell you when I tour your area

[@margoehospers7283]

Are you coming to Canada because Heyyyy

[@RielleOlivo]

best episode ever

[@LamAnopro_]

lmao i thought Ashley said about Hannah and her straight girlfriend on the pod "youre guys fucking"!

[@robyn00xx]

Best!!! Way to start my Monday

[@alexc4638]

Best episode !

[@duckduckgoose6977]

10/10 episode

[@bingbongalong]

32:14 ouch Hannah 😅 I get where "fuck straight white guys" jokes are coming from, but there's a thin line between pretend and real bullying and this seemed kinda real

[@titiafolabi2445]

Y’all need to do a live show together so fucking FUNNNYY 😂 also in 20 so a GENZ and nothing in here was cancellable -- i fuckiung love y’all

[@Alex-pu5dx]

Periods syncing must be a survival evolution right? So them and a village can plan around a period day instead of there being a bunch of women having periods every other day.

[@tarahbrewer5794]

I can confirm for you guys that a girl can actually spray while squirting, I’ll leave it at that

[@wendykidd5637]

Ah yip! I would have to time it to shut my eyes and close my mouth, enough said

[@SpaceyD]

I am one!

[@priscahermene9107]

Currently, with international Political economy, the more appropriate terms are developed and developing nations but even those terms obviously can fall short

[@megancurtis9502]

There was a guy at my college who looked exactly like Ashley (he had the long hair and everything) and it would throw me for a loop every time I saw him. Doubt it was the guy who was dating your friend because this was in the midwest (and he's like 20 lol)

[@biancatellechea3348]

Thank you for reminding me to book my wax.

[@qt_stacy]

come on disclose that ad

[@Samsarare]

I’m not like other poops!💩 😂😂😂

[@SpaceyD]

Respectfully, Hannah's white singlet is 🌟

[@qt_stacy]

were considered an industrialized nation. That’s how you can separate it nowadays instead of using Third World and first world.

[@susanasanmartin9489]

puff... this Hannah is all over the place. Love Ali !!

[@kenziestoneman7141]

Hey Ashley that's my birthday

[@caitlynmorton8082]

I go to an all girls high school. Everyone is so gay, you honestly have to come out as straight. We are all synced up. Poor janitors.

[@Libbyacaciciabirdo]

You did her so dirty in the photo

[@twildabuckingham]

Hold on, hold on....so IF we pay you already (Patreon), we get "discounted", live content from you which you called an extra pod, for $12 a piece? THE FUCK? Bae that's sad and now I'm scared...do you think that's a good idea?

[@CrazyCupCake991]

PSA ASHLEY: I HAVE THE BEST GAY SEX STORY NO CAP BUT IM IN NO WAY A FAMOUS/KNOWN INTERNET PERSON BUT WOULD ABSOLUTELY SLAY ONE OF YOUR EPISODES OMG I WOULD LOVE TO BE ON THE SHOW LOL (sorry for the all caps i sound insane)

[@bilong92]

comment for the algorithm

[@CarolineDumontSawyer]

I'm kind of distracted by Ashley's legs but let's not talk about that.

[@Peeeast]

They call it a “developing country” in humanities these day

[@kimmiemarie7621]

I don't like straight girls saying they are queer as a joke. The queer experience is beautiful but it can often come with trauma. It's not a silly hat you get to try on, it's our lives. Realizing I was gay was one of the hardest times in my life, so it's not a joke to me. She's funny but she has no idea what the queer experience is

[@LaNoireDetruit]

Mhh, I don't think she means it as a joke per se. She is joking about it but actually tries to describe her identity.

[@NaddaMercenary]

THANK YOU

[@NaddaMercenary]

I just got done Writing a comment that was very similar to this one. It's not her identity to claim. She can identify as bisexual but she's not a lesbian. Sexuality isn't just something you can try on or claim that you are for fun. classic straight girl behavior.

[@Anna-rw5n]

Instead of first world problems maybe privileged problems

[@Peeeast]

I’d come to dykecon