Hans Tholstrup & Malvern Star BMX Child Exploitation Ride Across Australia

A Dingo ate my BMX Bike !!! Hans has scammed a ton of money , support vehicles , tents comm's food , boiled lollies & a pile of BMX bikes from Malvern Star with small children attached to them. For him & his mates to go off for an Adventure !!! What could possibly go wrong ???
Stock 20 inch BMX bikes with heavy Tuff wheels will ride great on dry sand. The untrained , unconditioned Sydney kids will adapt quickly to their new environment without heatstroke or dehydrating. Riding ~5000 km across Australia away from the main road , using an old Camel route mapped by the French instead will be a breeze for these kids.Half way thru Hans is laying down excuses for the never to be seen again "wandering" kids , deadly snake bites , Dingo's or Drop Bears will take them all. Worst Idea EVER ! With the kids gone he will have a stack of new equipment to use on his next "adventure" He did drive a Double Decker Bus to jump it over 14 motorcycles with Dick Smith standing at the back , as a promotional stunt in the 1970's & took anti clockwise lap around Australia in a 16 ft tinny , but most Companies or High profile people that have done "business" with Hans have gotten their fingers burnt to a crisp....He has left a legacy & made his mark scamming money out of people in shady ways. Fortunately Hans is NOT AN AUSTRALIAN , he's one of those idiot Dutchmen who never bothered to claim Australia for it's abundant amount of land in the 1600's or maybe he's Danish.... I know that a lot of nice things will be said about him when he is dead , until that day , people will still be chasing him after money he owes them with interest.

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He's amazing