Hansen vs. Predator: Chris Hansen catches a plumber on the prowl - Crime Watch Daily

[@brens9143]

Would've been better if Chris Hansen was in the bathroom instead

[@SlayOrDie]

lololololol😂😂

[@wadekemmsies7180]

*Lifts up the toilet seat lid "Have a seat"

[@FairArc]

He wouldnt want to be there cause hes scared of fleece johnson

[@angelicastarlington748]

Chris *opens shower curtain" good evening *gestures at toilet* have a seat

[@anggazulfiawan1954]

wkwkwkwk..surpriseee papii

[@Aenima308]

“You look hotter than your picture, but don’t touch my food. It’s for me.”

[@hewamd1284]

Joey doesn’t share food was the first thing I thought of when I saw this 😂😂

[@mrhouse9036]

@@rejekllingen1582 literally nobody asked

[@toriv3623]

@@rejekllingen1582 are you that big of a pussy you can't spell out 'Muslim' and 'fuck'

[@porknurbeans7834]

@@mariobros4328 🤣🤣🤣

[@V0Y463R]

He wants to marry her and he hasn’t even brought her anything. What’s more he had to tell her that he only has food for himself. *rolls eyes*

[@jonsmith1162]

Brings food for himself and starts the date by taking a dump. Class act.

[@dajokerjr]

Lmao you need more likes bro this had me dying

[@sloppyjoe7355]

He’s right lol this comment is hilarious

[@stikkontakt4]

Lmaaaao

[@randomuaena2859]

Lmao

[@LxckyHandlez]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrSlayerboy99]

I don’t know why but the line “He likes to be called papi but we have another name for him: predator” was so fucking funny.

[@prodmitch]

Fr 😭

[@Somethingsomething-i5l]

IKR???? ESPECIALLY THE FACT CHRIS JUST SAID THAT AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ELSE AFTER 😭😭 NOT EVEN LIKE “ANYWAYS”

[@Stephen-rb7mp]

I couldn't stop laughing when I heard it 😂

[@kcipriano96]

Literally 🤣

[@fre2254]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JBrander]

"I brought dinner.....for myself" "Oh..." lol. even the decoy sounded dissappointed

[@Dragonblack90]

The decoy was like "This guy doesn't date much"

[@Murdermagictricks]

The decoy was like "damn really?c

[@danielreece3996]

And this guy can't get laid with a women his age? The hell you say!

[@minerdad02]

Jake Branthe,...fuk that was a ha ha

[@bensoncustompickups4963]

@@danielreece3996 my thought exactly!

[@rigel3992]

"He's locking the door, what could he be thinking?" Well there could be predators out there Chris! Safety first.

[@richieblack5530]

Even pedophiles gotta stay safe from the streets 💀😂

[@danurm9775]

Who doesnt lock the front doors tho? Everytime i go to a friends/cousins house i always lock it if im the last one in. Same if its my house

[@AutumnOue]

@@danurm9775 It's creepy when he does it though.

[@bamboobanga]

Lol imagine if another predator swiped his play .

[@hyouriittai6983]

I was just thinking its a nice habit. I do that even when i go to my friend's house

[@Adrian-pk1uh]

He should go to jail for just bringing dinner for himself

[@elizavilmane7200]

Aint cool

[@dragonfangs8455]

yep

[@whitevii1533]

LMFAO

[@SEKemp]

Adrian Menezo ikr

[@iagreebut6813]

"He's about to loose his lunch."

[@PerryKhensing]

"I date 12 and up..." That has to be one of the worst confessions in the history of history.

[@ChrisTravelss]

Until 5 seconds later, when he absolutely needlessly admits to sleeping with a 15yr old.

[@hannahnye9776]

Legal in Mexico! 😮

[@tapset]

​Unfortunately for josh this was in the usa​@@hannahnye9776

[@adb8003]

@@ChrisTravelsslike bro wasn’t even being investigated for that one 😭😭

[@Alan-u4h4s]

​​@@hannahnye9776 He's puerto rican and the age of consent in Mexico is 18.

[@JoseFlores-xh5cj]

Even the decoy got offended that he brought dinner for himself only

[@MG-ks1qg]

Having pedophiles bring food really cuts down on production food costs.

[@sleeplessstudios7626]

Wow

[@jonniehobby3690]

Who got to eat the cupcakes?

[@vixx-kun7686]

Thought it was just me

[@VixxieVamp92]

I would be too haha

[@christianpano7845]

Bruh, they should have arrested his barber too.

[@alexyeezus7520]

LMAOOOOOO

[@eethr6306]

He probably went “to blind people cut hair”

[@direfoxxx9497]

Bro lined up lookin like Logic.

[@ericae.2308]

😅😅

[@meltaylor2339]

I don’t think a barber is responsible for that I think it’s just his face.

[@ImprovisionFilm]

I wonder if this is the plumber that made the pizza guy late.

[@shanet5604]

Improvision Lol !!

[@itzelruiz4579]

😂

[@chetaffordsimmons9252]

Make the pizza guy wait

[@MyronKapetanakis]

It must be him!! They compete!!

[@1337nader]

Good point,they’re both just as stupid.!

[@CodCats]

even a 15 or 16 year old wouldn't be interested in someone who's 12!!

[@route77productions]

Even we recognized they were too young.

[@OVERLORDCLOWN]

I beg to differ the seniors at my high school always went for younger ones. And I mean hella young ones.

[@soulbox225]

I mean he probably tried to fuck an 11 year old when he was 15 soooooo

[@derekjeter3654]

You re kinda wrong. 12 yrs old teenagers who looks like 15 yrs old can easily have a relationship with 15 yrs old dudes that's very common

[@nilousdreams]

Real im 16 and will never find anyone younger than 15 attractive!! Only 16 and up

[@lauridsjensen7757]

"Yeah i just brought dinner for myself. Anyway, i really need to pee" You can tell this dude's got hella *game*

[@lauridsjensen7757]

@@dansmith3721 no excuse for not being a gentleman bro

[@jharrington08able]

@@lauridsjensen7757 😂😂😂I'm pretty sure gentlemen don't try to smash kids...

[@lauridsjensen7757]

@@jharrington08able u never know. U know at least michael jackson bought them kids vacations before he nailed em. Good man

[@lauridsjensen7757]

😂🙃

[@watchyourprofanity8032]

@@lauridsjensen7757 I'm going to hell for laughing at this 💀

[@ZG9944]

Imagine thinking "nah To catch a Predator hasn't ran in like 8 years I'm good" only to find out you're one of the first guests on the reboot

[@MrAnxious]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@jaeboogie2786]

Lucky

[@bobbillyofficial9686]

Serves him right.

[@BobbyS8000]

Lmaoooo unrealllll

[@mattoresko5950]

LOL

[@higuysimcharley]

Imagine the neighbors looking out the window "Honey they got another one"

[@calvindavis7545]

Life Is Eh lmaooo

[@divizion6166]

hahahahaha

[@lajeandom]

I was wondering is there anybody that knows if there is an episode where they actually catch a woman or its always men? :p for real seeing all these men disgust predator disgust me i cant believe there are so many of them like that.

[@higuysimcharley]

@@lajeandom Im pretty sure there would be but idk

[@sleeplessstudios7626]

Yeah

[@ilikejojimiller846]

The whole internet is having a chris Hansen marathon

[@bellmeisterful]

Hes workin on a little gut.

[@Fool___Arcana3]

I think it’s thanks to the onion man that everyone is brushing up on our pal chris

[@ilikejojimiller846]

@@Fool___Arcana3 imagine onision inside his house hearing boss music outside its chris hansen, unfortunately, for onision he's a lvl 1 sack of shit then he calls the cops The phone operator: ...

[@ironprophet9200]

HELL YEA I NEED MORE

[@trueCrimeGuruYes]

@@ilikejojimiller846 But cHrIs hAnSeN is a sTaLkEr. This is like when the guy who was manipulating my mother (who had Alzheimier's) into giving him her banking pin number and her cash called the cops on my husband for threatening to beat him up if he didn't leave my mother alone. Because that actually happened. He was getting my mother stoned to make her compliant as well but he called the cops on my husband for saying "How about you leave her alone or I'll give you a beating."

[@Lucas-yy5qe]

The worst pick-up line ever: *"i brought dinner for myself, sorry"*

[@freddy-hy9vf]

That should've been enough to arrest him lmao.

[@lindseylindberg9206]

Haha seriously like what a selfish prick

[@mrrebel5150]

love the old oilers logo

[@carlitojones2055]

Lmfao

[@joshual.7900]

He could’ve shared his dinner with her

[@stumarston6812]

He shows up with dinner for himself, nothing for her and then goes into the bathroom to drop a huge grogan, all with 3 minutes of arriving. Hard to believe he's single.

[@littlebear2477]

Hahahahaha who would of thought

[@black9897]

Just had to piss

[@lunapetunia3778]

It was probably only a number 1

[@rg4982]

Haha!

[@themonecollective]

GROGAN 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tybeanz7719]

Chris: “You live in Brooklyn” Joshua: “…in Queens” Chris: “YOU SAID BROOKLYN😡”

[@Lady.Scorpio7]

😂😂😂

[@sirchi8731]

​@@Lady.Scorpio7😂😂 I know that was funny

[@Music_Iz_life]

As a Brooklyn native, I can fully understand the disappointment when you think someone’s from here and sit turns out they’re just from Queens 😔

[@kameelahsalaam2748]

Lol... 😂 I miss Chris's disses! Wait... *Bars*

[@N2P190]

"He likes to be called Papi, but, we have another name for him. Predator" 😂

[@ayarriba9093]

Nick Pilla these one liners and puns always have me cackling

[@jennyx677]

I actually lol'd

[@anastasiabills2647]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@smolstack1408]

There’re so on the nose I cringe but that’s what’s funny about them

[@kirukiru5421]

prederito

[@kyletitterton]

Brings dinner for himself? Immediately goes to take a dump? Dream date.

[@benn_bazaa]

Kyle Titterton a piss but ok

[@marcoramirez313]

BenMusic428 lol it’s funnier with him blowin it up

[@pinkfloydguy7781]

Also he’s a plumber and his last name is colon? Bro

[@kyletitterton]

@@pinkfloydguy7781 😂🤣 Too bad my surname didn't push me into the matching line of work...

[@pinkfloydguy7781]

@@kyletitterton Well my last name didn’t make me into a big wisecracking black man with a gun for an arm out for revenge against a world-dominating power company

[@SgtElev3n]

I always wear a bulletproof vest when chatting on the internet

[@Orbitwashere]

*inuyashiki theme plays*

[@100YardFumble]

Ok DrDisRespect

[@angelwild9145]

😂👍!!

[@redhawks7491]

I don’t get it

[@ihykarmaaa7737]

fax

[@saintlouis1087]

Legend is he’s still “holding it in” until this very day

[@misterwhipple2870]

He has to. There's a "One Way - Do Not Enter" sign on his bunghole.

[@RefugioAnimalSiempreFieles]

In Jail he got some help

[@dumann9142]

@@migz6894 Chris hansen turned into a clicker from the last of us

[@tybeanz7719]

They did let him go to the bathroom when they got to the station

[@saintlouis1087]

@@tybeanz7719 didn’t they buy him Chinese food too lol

[@dondoprophet]

The decoy was lowkey pissed af that he didn’t bring her anything

[@cletussamboy8650]

Yeah I bet that pissed her off even more than trying to bang a 12 yr old. Like that's rude and selfish af.

[@skinnylegend8518]

Showtime Don at least feed her before you breed her..... 🙄

[@Nate-yi5bn]

Cletus Samboy he ain’t simping for some girl

[@sprout_456]

@@Nate-yi5bn he Clearly is the biggest fucking simp

[@SgtJoeSmith]

wheres my m&ms!

[@littlebird5400]

his forehead makes me uncomfortable,Arrest him again.

[@warpath6666]

That's not a forehead .... that's a five-head. Hahahahaha !!! :D

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

B Christian if thats a fivehead than I have a sevenhead. i think the other guy means how shiny it is

[@MrGoldenwaffler]

ʚϊɞ Little Bird ʚϊɞ lol i went back to have a look. so weird looking

[@figliodihades]

ʚϊɞ Little Bird ʚϊɞ yep lol

[@marcuslyons7233]

ʚϊɞ Little Bird ʚϊɞ lmfao

[@divereric]

This guy drink a whole bottle of truth serum before he got to the door.

[@Muscle.Husltle]

Fax lmao

[@joshuasalgado4694]

That’s why he had to use the bathroom when he walked in.

[@divinetrinity547]

truth syrum is a myth bro

[@PsychoGunzerker]

@@divinetrinity547 it was a joke bro.

[@Bigiron429]

*drank

[@thecoldcallerguy]

Seeing the decoy’s face after she sees that he didn’t bring any food for her, it really hurt her feelings 😂

[@mint7442]

She was like ‘even for a pedo you suck’

[@LiberatedNotes]

It hurt my feelings too. I still cant get over it. I mean being a PDF file is bad enough, who tf brings dinner just for themselves

[@Jade-hx2om]

@@LiberatedNotesPDF FILE HAS NE ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sxwhitt]

This has got to be the most honest predator yet on this show LOL

[@thatponydude6123]

He just straight up confessed what he was planning unlike most guys on this show

[@RawketsChannel]

ThatPonyDude Probably cause he already knew Chris knew everything lmao

[@quirkypurple3]

compared to the dude who said he wasn’t there to do anything weird and was literally naked

[@gray_gogy]

@@quirkypurple3 which episode is that

[@Erika-xm2mi]

@@gray_gogy There are two and they're from the sister show, To Catch a Predator. There is this guy named John Kennely. The decoy asked him to wait naked in the garage and he did. He was also caught again in less that 24 or 48 hours, waiting to meet another underage person. Clips of his sting are all over KZbin. Then there is this guy you can find if you search here "to catch a streaker". He also agreed to wait naked, but this guy is even more fucked up because he's into bestiality - he told the decoy during the chats that it'd be "hot" to see her *blank* her cat.

[@_Seagie]

Even the fake 12 year old girl is kind of offended that he didn't bring anything for her LOL

[@PurposeandFlow2891]

😂

[@deirdrebrydon5077]

Lol

[@carriewood3308]

i would be too kind of a dick move even if the predator thing wasn’t enough

[@simplyislandgal242]

GEN 913 😩🤣🤣

[@TremiRodomi]

Unrelated but I love your pfp Rainbow Islands big epic

[@alia4463]

Bruh the actress sounded so sad when she realized she ain’t getting dinner “Oh...” 😭

[@peytonowens7938]

Ali A i would say it’s cute but I’m 46 and I do t wanna end up on this show

[@alia4463]

Ketchup and Pickles LMAOO

[@db4everr]

Ketchup and Pickles 😂

[@people6117]

@@peytonowens7938 LMAOOO watch out homie.

[@aidanwong1201]

@@peytonowens7938 hahahaha

[@maddieadaddy]

He disgusts me. Him admitting that he raped another child before this operation shows how important shows like this are. Absolutely disturbing.

[@Normbox268]

The decoy sounded a little bit hurt that he hadn’t brought her food

[@shaylarz]

Can you blame her?

[@brianaromero8101]

This hurt me too.

[@doctrow37]

Maybe that’s how the crew gets fed lol

[@urdadscottie5131]

nat again I would be hurt too

[@mhbbej1]

What a cheap basted. The decoy got smoked out of a meal.

[@celiaameraal983]

How can these guys watch Chris Hansen’s show and then literally go and do the same thing

[@ElChupa_Cabra]

Same exact house and decoy

[@jamesofthejungle9754]

I’m the same house lol

[@ignorantmisanthrope]

The „I just came to get something to eat“ guy lol

[@Tigerman1138]

Class Clown John something. He walked into kitchen NAKED!

[@ignorantmisanthrope]

zeroinfinityzero I mean how dumb can you get for getting busted and doing the same thing next day ???!!!!

[@sciencejoker6694]

Lesson learned: every underage kid is Chris Hansen

[@galacticlavalamp6338]

Yes I am Chris Hansen

[@tbalpha2295]

bruh im chris hanson

[@badegg7915]

ALLAH KONTOL

[@Oscar-we7cr]

Yoo, everyone at my school is Chris Hansen?

[@bradbradleys6091]

I used to be Chris Hansen. But now I've grown up

[@TheManifestationMovement]

I love how he keeps saying he doesn't wanna talk anymore, but Chris keeps reeling him back in.

[@sarahs2288]

He brought dinner only for himself? No wonder this guy can’t get a girl his own age.

[@libradawg9]

EXACTLY what I was thinking. I also laughed when she immediately offered him a cupcake. Had to be intentional.

[@tashasmith2548]

Right

[@ivyluxo9682]

exactly he doesnt even have manners!!

[@barbaralynnjoy3840]

Exactly, you better feed me if you want to eat me.

[@ivyluxo9682]

@@barbaralynnjoy3840 😂😩

[@StephonZeno]

3:15 *Comes over for a date* "I brought dinner for myself, sorry..." Smooth...like sand paper

[@jonathangonzales4115]

But he manage to hook up with a 15 year old male as stated in the interrogation

[@britgaddis]

He sad af

[@rayy069]

i have 1 word to describe this fat ass.... **VIRGIN**

[@KM-nq7ez]

Stephon Zeno sooo he’s a perp and a cheapo

[@Sky_675-h6t]

Right?!? Wtf!

[@Jarrosnshajahwh]

This guy literally cannot lie, he was even admitting crimes he committed in the 2nd grade

[@ximenanunez7877]

Lol this reminds me of the scene from Goonies when chuck confesses for everything 😂😂😂

[@JohnSmith-qg9sv]

Yeah, Really!!

[@chadthundercock7533]

Become the judge for his case so you can have a 100% success for your career

[@j.6230]

He could be autistic or something, I've read autistic people have a hard time telling lies.

[@TicTak8]

@@j.6230 he said he already knew who chris hansen was. So he was already fucked lol

[@beegee8433]

I like how Chris didn't even let him use the bathroom before kicking him out 😂

[@anonymousbacon3233]

This guy talks to Chris like a kid talks to their parents when they’re in trouble

[@dnke4303]

Anonymous Bacon this is a mental disorder so I can tell why he would act like a child

[@brotftheyhaveusernamesnow]

Anonymous Bacon frrrr

[@koulockz9444]

Most accurate comment ever.

[@danielhenderson762]

Lmao exactly what I have been thinking

[@deangeldhof2229]

Everyone talks like that to Chris Hansen he just ooozes authority

[@annabelle-kb8ff]

I wish Chris had said "Hey Papi" when the guy had come out of the bathroom.

[@nadanalia3000]

🤣🤣🤣

[@esimiphaeus2363]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@omerlala10]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tammie4272]

That would have killed me!!😂😂😂

[@jessiea6137]

LMFAO

[@kamariamutadabur1863]

predator: “i date all ages” investigator: “what?” predator: “hUh?” 👁👄👁

[@sassybutthole6640]

Phat4noodles He even tryna seduce the officer lmao

[@aquariuskudo]

LMAO

[@patwinsmemes5749]

Wack👁👄👁

[@AnabolicArchives]

Bryan B you sound like yoda

[@shanet5604]

Julian Gonzalez Nah,my statements are straight forward,but nice try !

[@joshwagner8468]

This guy is so honest it's sickening🤮🤮🤮

[@xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419]

How?

[@Flower_Enjoyer]

Yeah, He should've shut up until he got a lawyer.

[@ecoli3524]

@@xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419did you not watch the video retard

[@kevnyte]

@@Flower_Enjoyer so predators should not be forced to admit to their harmful deeds?

[@deadbeats4417]

@@Flower_Enjoyer exactly, he admitted to another crime in the process 😐🤐

[@leroybaxter2148]

Chris Hansen’s tone to the predator is like a dad who talks to his son that’s not “mad at you” “just disappointed”

[@RalfFarAl]

Then the predator is talking in the tone the son would be speaking in aswell

[@nathanseper8738]

Because these people are, mentally, vile children.

[@Blazeinbluebecausewhynot]

Fr he always sounds like a disappointed dad

[@champions5832]

Right

[@8daudio966]

I had that recently

[@edgarspavlovics3540]

his last name is "Colon" and he's a plumber. You can't make that shit up

[@Magneticitist]

lmao he's like "it's pronounced Cologne". No buddy your name is anus related.

[@osssboys5700]

The sad thing is that he was later on released from jail kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYDPY2Bup6afaJI

[@nicholasgurr8682]

LOL "Shit"

[@hotshitonly1]

That’s some deep shit

[@killswitch8653]

No pun intended

[@joelpalmer5549]

Damn only brought dinner for himself no wonder he’s single.

[@joesmith-ms1rs]

Joel Palmer lol

[@genes6703]

lol

[@soundasleep9145]

Single and fat... lmao I made myself laugh with that one

[@Melloooowable]

Even the decoy was offended

[@JazCaz]

That's his real crime here. Should have atleast brought a small snack for her

[@ATShighwayhaulers]

Absolutely disgusting. And the fact he’s so honest is what’s even scarier…

[@questionblock8949]

"He likes to be called Papi, but we have another name for him.... predator!" DAAAAMMMNNNN!! Chris 9000!!!

[@chriskathol]

Now his name is prag and he calls big ol Bubba 'Papi'

[@PHILLYMEDIC69]

too bad chris is thrown into jail with all the predators

[@mrdedicated1690]

On god lol 😂

[@junior958]

[?] Question Block that joke is dumb asf

[@voicedify]

@from a Roach to a Butterfly "Asshole" would be a very fitting name, considering his last name is Colon.

[@blackiechan6969]

Predator: "I date all ages." Officer: "What?" Predator: "Huh?"

[@nyx211]

wtf. He actually said that!

[@user-cz9ss4yq4x]

lmaoooo

[@stanko7603]

And investigator starts to laugh...

[@inarimusa]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@mrstrinity3974]

*Gags*

[@everett8603]

"A 19 year old theater student that can easily pass for a 12 year old" Well damn I didn't know this was a roast of the decoy actress

[@juno2740]

It's great for this stuff, but terrible for college. F

[@lilysweetie8406]

Yes us petite girls have it rough

[@crazeyoscar9433]

@@lilysweetie8406 hi there :P.

[@Akokaontawu]

@@crazeyoscar9433 take a seat over there

[@hayleeofthevalley]

Asian Muslim Midget somebody call Chris we found another one

[@adamwade8801]

This dude -Brought dinner for himself -Failed to locate the bathroom 3x after being told where -Entered the bathroom in complete darkness -Thought the light switch to the bathroom was outside the bathroom -Reached into his pocket after being told not to 😂😂😂😂

[@BballNintendo3]

Said “I don’t wanna say any more” 3 times. Always said more after.

[@Backrush340]

In my country, the light switch is always outside the bathroom.

[@jaboonewman1333]

When you thought they cancelled "To Catch A Predator" but look through the door and Chris Hansen is waiting on you😂😂

[@hefnersrevival9251]

Jaboo Newman I'm sleep

[@TheStranger513]

Jaboo Newman He should've had a line waiting for him. "I'm back like cooked crack" is one that comes to mind.

[@taylahmccall9417]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aubsta1]

LMAO greatest comment of 2017!

[@sabrinao.9242]

Jaboo Newman BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@kamerons9967]

Legend has it he still hasn’t used the bathroom

[@bigrick7612]

LOL!!!!

[@aries1836]

😂😂😂

[@jamrules7438]

he pissed his pants

[@jessiegarcia9410]

Lol

[@sarawashington5485]

😂😂😂👏👏👏Nice

[@hrdgms27]

This is how you should date a minor without getting into trouble. Step 1 : Don't. Step 2 : Just don't. Step 3 : Stop, God just fkin don't.

[@lolarose8226]

Wise words

[@amandalaboy1449]

preach

[@coencoen1440]

jokes on you im a minor myself 😎

[@thedadaproject]

Or alternatively: also be a minor

[@codywilliams9485]

Step 5: ignore step 4 and refer back to steps 1-3

[@gabyponte6497]

He a disgusting monster, that being said hes an honest one for a change. As a mom hes terrifying.

[@ryanwhelan4100]

Chris Hansen totally gets off when he says "I'm Chris Hansen"

[@mywaterparksromance1822]

I would

[@rumpledxkn]

I'm surprised he was able to keep himself from making a plumbing pun.

[@bishopharrell8022]

No, he gets off on the “You see how this looks” 😂💀

[@MychMych1]

8:51

[@user-ze7zr4qy6d]

Bishop Harrell “umm is right” - chris hansen 😂😂💀

[@officialnezquick]

predator: haha is the light switch out here? predator: *sees chris* predator: 👁👄👁

[@em84c]

He didn't even get to pee. I'm surprised he didn't wet himself..😂

[@jacobpeters5458]

I was so happy he didn't get to pee. when he went in, I was like, "damn, he peed," but turned out he was looking for the switch. Then at the end when he asked if he could pee, I was like, "No, tell him No", Hansen points to the bathroom, I'm like "Damn". Then Hansen does the most magnificent thing and says I think you should go. high point of my year

[@metaltheme8435]

@@jacobpeters5458 oookay fucking cringe

[@tidepods5506]

@@metaltheme8435 Honestly tho 😂 what the fuck was that English

[@cumeyesteve8406]

@@metaltheme8435 you should STFU an stop acting like your gangster I'll gut you Busta.

[@vj3373]

Decoy was lowkey pissed he didn’t bring dinner 😂

[@businessofseyy3512]

@Velvet Dolly it’s just a joke 🙄

[@businessofseyy3512]

@Velvet Dolly can you read? Because I believe I did.

[@zee3793]

That low key made me mad too😭

[@HoneySuckle123]

He has zero game

[@ninam.6781]

@@HoneySuckle123 look up the transcripts. He claims that him and his twin brother goes out and gets allll the girls.

[@peachiedb]

Ill never understand how a grown man can look at a child and see anything sexual. I see a child and i see child. Some people are disgusting

[@Somethingsomething-i5l]

I love kids, I would love to have a child one day. However, when I was 9-10 I was groomed on Roblox without my parents knowing to this day (3-4 years later.) Thank GOD for people like Chris Hanson getting rid off predators, and the people who make parental controls

[@kinkisharyocoasters]

As an asexual man i even have difficulty comprehending how many men think of women in terms of their genitals

[@mightyace3374]

The pain In her voice when he didnt get her dinner... i feel her...

[@AbbyScottO]

hunter _ald worst offense on this show

[@MarsLonsen]

it was brutal, just brutal. smh

[@noooboooo]

You *feel* her, huh? Are you aware you're *feeling* an underage girl, hunter_ald?

[@mightyace3374]

@@noooboooo fine ill fucking sit down

[@mightyace3374]

When he was getting exposed id eat his food staring at him smiling

[@onayday2492]

Predator: "I don't wanna say anymore." Chris Hansen: *asks more questions* Predator: *continues to answer said questions*

[@zm4522]

He is weak willed

[@billyreynolds4749]

I wish he would have told Hansen to fuck off!!

[@weeksweeks9552]

If he'd really watch the shows before he should know to not give them quality footage so that he wont appear on tv/yt

[@danielthom8624]

@@billyreynolds4749 wei?

[@Jack-jk6pt]

"Likes to be called Papi, Latin slang for daddy, but we call him something else... predator!" Chris Hansen, you're such a hoot!

[@louper3002]

he's an idiot.

[@autumn5193]

Louie Sutherland yes, we know you think that. You don't have to wave that reply on everyone's comment

[@rludlow77]

Louie Sutherland he's caught you before huh

[@kerriwatson1448]

JBsnytz he's the real roast

[@kerriwatson1448]

JBsnytz he's the fucking best

[@xZippy]

Was this dude's plan to have the decoy watch him eat his food brought only for him? Wow, what a catch!

[@emiliovasquez594]

Girl: "I made you cupcakes. What you bring me?" Man: "I didn't bring, I brought dinner, for myself" He deserves to be locked up.

[@virginiansupremacy]

He has a really punchable baby face.

[@fmfdocbotl4358]

They were red velvet too which makes me even more mad.

[@lynnboyer6643]

Joshua Colon shouldn't go out on a date with a 12-year-old girl.

[@cbrreezzyy69]

Even though she’s an actor, that look of disappointment was real when he said he didn’t bring any food for her.

[@itsmissm8459]

Emilio Vasquez 😂😭💀oh my gawd

[@w7lves]

These dudes don't _just_ realize their mistake. They knew what they were doing, they just feel bad bc they got caught

[@missmiawallis706]

Typical

[@gloriaregali9090]

Like the most of criminals.

[@stone65037]

That’s everyone with doing anything wrong

[@w7lves]

@@stone65037 not necessarily true. Someone does some wrong shit in the heat of the moment, and feel sorry later regardless if they were caught

[@stone65037]

w777lves some people don’t feel bad if not caught

[@arseblasta]

"can I use your bathroom" Chris Hansen: *pops from the toilet*

[@Bacxaber]

_BIG NIGHT PLANNED?_

[@AmberCommentsThings]

tOP 10 aNIME pLOT tWISTS

[@mfrosty198]

Imagine if he took a giant dump on him

[@Luedyenya1]

hhahahahaha oh man

[@RemoveBolshevik]

"Take a seat right here."

[@raiden3522]

and he's in prison again this year... for the 3rd time... jeez... why do they keep releasing this predators into the wild.

[@jeanalexander7863]

Not only is he sicko, but he brought dinner for himself?

[@gr8pes]

ikr how selfish

[@sadbitch1559]

Calm down you know how it feels like to have that urge? Its irresistable and also yeah he is kinda selfish for no food and i would feed on his fats

[@lucyreade4287]

Noob Boy what?

[@MetaGiga]

He certainly didn’t need it

[@DatHombre]

@@lucyreade4287 seriously lol

[@ironrose6]

"What'd you bring me?" "Oh, uh, I brought dinner... for me." Smooth, Casanova. Real smooth.

[@ross_ulbright7779]

The problem with a lot of these guys is that they are self centered. It is a serious issue in parenting. These guys haven't been taught to consider the feelings of others.

[@bridgemildred2606]

Dave Redacted Ahahahaha!!!

[@bridgemildred2606]

Jason Adamson Exactly!

[@ironrose6]

Props to him though for being the only predator I've seen in any of Chris' series that actually admits he was fully planning on banging her.

[@TheChrisfyfe]

@@ironrose6 not really tho. he said he knew who hansen was, and knew what the deal was. as soon as he saw Hansen pop out he knew what was going on. also it's just idiodic to do that too because he ended up with more charges cause he talked too much

[@nfvy8111]

What just blows my mind is that these people always say they’ve seen the show and yet here they are.....

[@TedBronson1918]

VII - That's because there are 350 million people in the US, and they figure that the chances of it being THEM getting caught is pretty low. They're playing the odds... and losing. The majority of them win, though.

[@mtrina2715]

VII right

[@volundrfrey896]

+TedBronson1918 I doubt the majority win as such. They get nothing, that's probably why these people get caught even if they've seen the show. Because they've been looking for a long time and finally think they might get some.

[@adb8003]

xtx lcogxog we don’t have child marriage in america...

[@adb8003]

xtx lcogxog it’s not legal...

[@wyattberry5180]

offering the predator a cupcake is crazy, this show was ahead of its time 😂

[@advantage3824]

I'm waiting for someone to go "Oh I didn't come here for no little girls, I came for you Chris Hansen"

[@0mega.mechan1c.]

😅😅😅😅😅!

[@TheeFungUsAmongUs]

Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way.

[@EddyG2023]

I’m sure it’s happened, especially during this newer investigation. They wouldn’t show that though.

[@TheeFungUsAmongUs]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWevdWWZibaYibc

[@DoomSlayer-gj8qb]

TheresAFungusAmongUs oh haha!

[@brianlohse6801]

This guy is the only predator that answered all the questions honestly.

[@justinreid3663]

Well he said he watches the show, so he already knows how it goes

[@ArchiveTheMyth]

@KoivuTheHab because the scary part is that sometimes, its actually a kid

[@suckmehoff5108]

KoivuTheHab he literally said he had sexual relations a few months back with a young boy u are the fucking imbecile

[@lukaszwojcik8174]

@KoivuTheHab " don't necessarily have any interest in committing any crimes whatsoever" you're full of crap, they express their interest in sexual relation with a minor explicitly. why would you ever defend them? and US is now not civilized LMFAO, i would sure like to know which countries you are referring to

[@suckmehoff5108]

KoivuTheHab he literally said he had sexual relation with a minor boy then went to do it again and u say no intention r u fucking braindead

[@erika225]

just imagine through this whole interrogation, he had to pee

[@Chapyn429]

Erika Piedra hahahahaha

[@calyxprophet5221]

I think the police let him pee before the interrogation he had a cup of somthing doubt he'd be drinking if he had to pee.

[@westoncalta3647]

Who cares, hahah. Hes a creep

[@ogarnogin5160]

Rational when you know life as you knew it was over for ever

[@4God17]

What if he actually had to shit

[@tru2brandon53]

“Why did u have her call u papi” chris hansen is unintentionally funny bro i swear 😂

[@antwanlee31]

*chris hansen pops out the air vent* "what are you doing here"

[@Masked-sl1dw]

Uh yeah, I'll have a Number One, small, diet coke, and can I swap out the fries for a few felonies?

[@charlenemandel7442]

Antwan...loved that comnent.

[@TooSaucy480]

Yawn...

[@fucker4166]

Best I can do is $2.00

[@antwanlee31]

@@charlenemandel7442 thank you

[@f-35alightningii79]

Everybody gangsta till Chris Hanson walks out the back room.

[@veawy9151]

F-35A Lightning II I died when he was all like ohh f*ck

[@djjackson155]

Agreed

[@kevingamez220]

F-35A lighting 2 I to love fighter jet mine if the F-22 Raptor it's nice to know someone else love fighters

[@maziu27]

thats because nigga in trouble

[@caesthoffe]

everybody gangsta till Chris Hansen says "why dont you take a seat"

[@adibabrar405]

"I date all ages..." "What?" "Huh?"

[@steppin-razor]

Lmfao

[@kaeru7655]

ROFL

[@gillchesterton8614]

Bringing dinner for yourself only is the hight of bad manners

[@lichtsoldat7697]

Don't forget taking a dump.

[@jutjammin7778]

When he said “ you look hotter than your pictures” I cringed

[@garymontague2560]

Me too

[@deanarupe73]

I have a thirteen year old daughter and it made me cringe to. I actually had her watch this because I've been teaching her about this. And these videos have been very helpful in proving a point to her about online predators.

[@Lexusgx550]

JußtJammin 777 creepy :/

[@emp4332]

Gary Montague good lol

[@gigimoon]

🤢🤮 me too. Fuckin sick!!@

[@HelloThere-fg4hd]

Chris: “Did you bring condoms”? Papi: “yes” Chris: “put them on”

[@TheNari007]

omg XDD

[@robhinyngr5913]

😂😂😂

[@LilFork]

name checks out

[@iieatyoureyes]

That sounded sexually charged, Mr Dick.

[@WildDogXD]

This made me laugh so badly

[@moonshine588]

"Papi, which is Latin slang for daddy" excellent reporting once again Chris.

[@justmii4887]

not latin, just spanish lol

[@diegor.1905]

@@justmii4887 fr 😂 Latin is not Spanish at all

[@latoyalewis]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@demonicar]

I love this one because this is the ONLY episode where the decoy re-appears after the predator is caught. I love the way he looks at her so betrayed.

[@JediMaestr0]

That whole "You've seen my show?" "Yeah" "Well, guess what, we're starting up again" killed me. That's gold right there.

[@plxtinumz4330]

My mans watches the show and still gets caught lmao

[@effiez183]

That’s why I think they should change houses sometimes because someone who watches the show can see the house and dip

[@flizard9638]

@@effiez183 imagine one day somebody just buys that house and Chris Hansen pops out of nowhere and says have a seat for me

[@flizard9638]

@Velvet Dolly learn to take a fucking joke you insensitive fuck head 💀💀💀 imagine being on the internet and being sensitive couldn't be me 💀

[@alfredocarrillo1860]

@@flizard9638 imagine trying to insult someone but make yourself look stupid by contradicting yourself in the process instead...”insensitive” means the complete opposite of sensitive LMFAO

[@Renaissanceman81]

Don’t say your mans

[@Supercrayawn]

He had to give that interview while dying for a piss lmao

[@gregdahlen4375]

plumber needs a toilet

[@heyaftshanetil5973]

When he starts fidgeting it aint Cos he’s nervous he’s about to piss himself 😭😭😭

[@tanaka6691]

Heyaft Shane til Truer words have never been spoken

[@heyaftshanetil5973]

UwU 🤣😪

[@kyan3514]

He most likely did anyway espicially since he saw Chris Hansen I bet he just pissed himself .

[@gabrielmenezes1361]

Dudes name is Colon, he starts the date by taking a dump, and he’s a plumber. That’s a guy who’s fully committed to his character’s class and backstory.

[@nightmime9021]

Chris: "Hes locking the door, what could he be thinking?" Well Chris, you silly goose, theres crazy people out there, dont want someone breaking in.

[@oii3211]

White people dont lock the door

[@sugggamelly1894]

Lolol " silly goose "

[@pizzasub3194]

Najila lmao plenty of them do

[@elizabethrobertson4542]

@@oii3211 bro everyone locks their doors 🤦‍♀️

[@melyel33]

😭

[@WallE878]

I know this is suppose to be a serious show, but Chris Hansons dramatic entrances and whitty 1 liners have me rolling

[@michaeldietz9026]

His entrance and reveal of who he is easily is the best part.

[@TylrTheDstryr]

It'd be great seeing Chris walk in and speak Japanese and do a JoJo entrance and make a pose with the text behind him

[@hollycat6697]

Same 😂

[@hughjereckshon1232]

The guys “oh shit” reaction was hilarious too, it’s just so crazy how dumb these people are.

[@Vxillainous]

Predator: *Goes to the bathroom* Chris Hansen: *Standing on the toilet* WhAt aRe yOu dOinG hEre

[@ashleyodonnell7807]

😂😂😂😂

[@barnabasnagy7185]

Predator: In bed sleeping. Chris Hansen: Standing on bedside table with arms crossed. ~What are you doing here?

[@mibaja2364]

Predator: Goes to the bathroom Chris Hansen: Standing on the toilet Why don't you take a seat right over here?

[@shap4312]

@@barnabasnagy7185 😭😭

[@SkitzoBenjamin]

Lmfao

[@bigal98761]

This is the most honest criminal I ever heard

[@madisoncronn1013]

Bro when he stuck his head out the window and was messing with the light switch and looked up and his face changed I fucking died

[@Nova-T4G]

MR lol

[@dkelly26666]

AND.... Now he had to pee twice as bad and who knows how long he held it???? Dude's kidneys were gone after this....

[@madisoncronn1013]

Sorry door

[@nyslife1218]

Madison Cronn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@loisgriffin190]

Madison Cronn Im dying omgawd💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@SarastistheSerpent]

What kind of a monster doesn’t bring food for the underage kid he’s planning on assaulting smh

[@CyclonicDeath]

At least some chicken nuggets from burger king, fuck.

[@shawneegirl1980]

Lmao

[@chrisbriscoe7138]

Chivalry really is dead.

[@AnoN-ys7yc]

Hahahahah

[@bibelle118]

PMSL 😂😂

[@firemasterx23]

Him bringing dinner for himself is the true crime

[@stigmatamartyr4223]

Rocky Dang 😂😂

[@firemasterx23]

@Honeysuckle Blossom okie dokie

[@engineengine9]

Right 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

[@heykalhagi7943]

He is very selfish 😂😂😂😂😂

[@greenleesuperfan]

Trying to take a twelve years old virginity and just bring dinner for himself damn 🥵🤮

[@Get_rid_of_u_248]

"Well, guess what? We're starting up again!" - Chris Hansen

[@katelynedits669]

imagine getting all ur texts getting read back to you... lmfao

[@junedreamer]

Katelyn Edits nightmare fuel

[@BiG_SorD]

Katelyn Edits they always tell them to stop reading their texts back lol

[@GSlice37]

im texting adult women and i don't wanna hear back the shit i text, that shits embarrassing

[@mag07k]

JorDAMN lol paste them I wana see

[@GSlice37]

MAG One time i messaged a girl a picture of a valley at sunset, message attached was "this view is beautiful....but not as beautiful as you😊" 🙃🙃🙃

[@embracedavodka1015]

Dude said he would marry her but brings dinner for himself smh 😂

[@pablotown77]

EmbraceDa Vodka101 I thought the exact same thing

[@embracedavodka1015]

Lmaooo 😆😆

[@laurasweightlossjourney]

Smooth like frozen butter.

[@cactus374]

EmbraceDa Vodka101 He just wanted to bust a nut and leave lmfaooo dude should just go clubbing

[@embracedavodka1015]

Lmaooo it would’ve probably taken him 3 minutes

[@Solo_Videos]

When he says “We’re starting up again” he sounds like a super hero coming out of retirement lol

[@dystopiangodess]

Are you insinuating that he ISN'T totally a superhero coming out of retirement?

[@lonewolf2513]

Chris Hansen, the world's most important super hero. No cap

[@Rizzinator123]

Yep a superhero in jail atm for fraudulent checks

[@lonewolf2513]

@@Rizzinator123 still a lot better then what plumber boy did

[@simssmis]

The GOAT lol

[@joshua9san]

She wearing a bulletproof vest in case of screen shots, bruh

[@s3ptic433]

“He likes to be called papi but we have another nickname for him..” *INMATE #381*

[@sailorx8714]

LMFAFAFA

[@commentpatrol6257]

LMAOAOAOAOA

[@pixieedits2343]

LMAONSJKSXKS

[@bgrm1069]

LMAOGYEUGJEJGE

[@lovely.sav.]

AHHH 😂😂😂