"Oh my god, I did not know I sent that, eww"; Chris Hansen: "Eww is right"

[@pretty-micky3737]

13yr old actor probably has a 13yr old son.

[@Dasnie88]

😭😭😭

[@army_blink_7723]

TrUe🤣😌😁😂

[@mynameisnotimportant2854]

😂😂😂

[@DaCubanPrincess]

Roflmaoooo

[@driftertravelerman6893]

Ikr that mans looks like a grown ass man lmao

[@Jsilva2000]

20 something year old guy acts like 13 year old by saying, “mommy and daddy” Disguise: 100

[@princesssolo1197]

Jonah Silva Lololol

[@berwynsigns4115]

that isnt a real skyrim stat Illusion 100

[@joelpalmer5549]

😅😅😅

[@qimasktheslumpgod9246]

@@berwynsigns4115 🤣🤣🤣

[@marissaj1347]

I mean I think it was sarcasm but I’m not sure

[@LS-qw3ez]

“Just me, my mommy and daddy,” says the 13 yr old with a 5 o’clock shadow.

[@natronthegreat5150]

Haha! Right! And the distraction!😅😅😅

[@mrthundaboots]

Lmao

[@crutchcor743]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[@davidcastro7107]

Lmao

[@ndjdjdj986]

DEAD

[@ScottLulu]

This is the worst decoy in the history of decoys

[@kaily9456]

Yeah, but it probably doesn't matter as long as the guy comes into the house.

[@500ccRabbit]

The decoy did the best he could with the hand he was dealt, but my word did they miscast him.

[@OmniversalInsect]

And he still fell for it

[@MyHam-os4bq]

Chris was absolutely wild for making that man struggle that long to keep the convo going with the predo lmao. The guy’s forehead was stamped with “you can walk in ANY SECOND NOW”

[@st7728]

He didn't fool him at all, Jesse was trying to figure out how to leave, seconds before Hansen comes out. That's why he asked who lives here, because he was confused about what was happening.

[@CaliPlays5651]

"me, my mommy and my daddy... And my children and grandchildren and wife."

[@tapsars7911]

That's a good one Wesley . It really is .

[@serena1516]

Hahahahahahah

[@Yungpap]

😁😂😂

[@anab333]

lololo

[@loree72]

I'm screaming 😜😜

[@ealvarez1899]

We hired this former marine to play the role of a 13 year old boy

[@Reddeth6332]

Bet when he left he was chain smoking and drinking a beer in the back

[@deltawhiskey1529]

“Police are telling us that the decoy referred to them as ‘blue falcons’ after they took the suspect into custody and told them to ‘aye, lance corporal or some shit’ before speeding off in a matte black Jeep Wrangler with tinted windows.”

[@fruitypeebils]

im 23 and i look younger than him. chris hansen, hit me up edit:25 and still look younger edit:i turned 26 a month ago and while stocking a shelf at work a customer said that i looked a bit young to be working there. asked him how old he thought i was and he said 15. still got it baby Feb 2023 Edit: I’m 27! Bought some booze the other day and the cashier brought his other coworkers over to ask them “how old you think that there boy is?” August 2024 edit: I was buying some mushrooms from this guy and he asked for my drivers license. He said that he doesn’t want to give a 12 year old psychedelics. As he said that i was analyzing his body language, and i came to the conclusion that his penis was small. I felt the need to inform him of this inference but unfortunately he… I’m not sure how to put this… but he uppercutted my nuts repeatedly so hard. for hours. It was awful.

[@trueCrimeGuruYes]

@@fruitypeebils You have to be a 18 or 19 year old drama student to get the job.

[@PatrickMcAsey]

'Role'! not ' -roll- '!

[@skittelz447]

They should've just used Chris Hansen himself as the decoy if they're trying to pass that man off as 13...

[@micpain8603]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@looksok3327]

My son looks 18 he is 14

[@sabanabdina5677]

Ikr! 😂😂

[@sabanabdina5677]

@thegrandfinale2 you need to relax, it's a joke.

[@7fdl665]

😂😂😂

[@InChristWeTrust999]

You could tell that this guy was pissed that the kid didn’t look younger. Sicko

[@elektrik_exekutioner6822]

No, he was suspicious because the dude obviously wasn't the kid he chatted with.

[@InChristWeTrust999]

@@elektrik_exekutioner6822 Prove it

[@elektrik_exekutioner6822]

@@InChristWeTrust999 Why don't you prove your statement?

[@InChristWeTrust999]

@@elektrik_exekutioner6822 I can’t. It was just an observation. I could be incorrect.

[@seandenny339]

Electrik why you got to freakin argue

[@crystalmethmonkeygaming626]

The “13” year old boy looks like the default character from every military shooter

[@JM-fr5ge]

But u will never see him

[@8depr193]

Nice name you got there

[@therealityofitall4819]

LMFAO

[@clyhk6291]

Trueeeee

[@bradynh8917]

JM 914 he’s wearing camouflage

[@もも彡]

Predator: *notices camera* Decoy: *enters distraction mode* Decoy: look at this floor it’s made of floor

[@alinawaz7368]

i’m crying bro

[@samueldaddo8182]

😂

[@marounmoufarrej6348]

LMFOAOOOOO HAHAHAHHAHA

[@trueCrimeGuruYes]

mY dAd mAde tHe fLoOr! It's pReTtY cOoL!

[@mtio2807]

LoL

[@chrisahn2398]

“We hired a 13 year old decoy, unfortunately his uncle showed up instead”

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Haha genius

[@Killamanjam]

Lol probably not many I mean I know guys at my school that are 16 with full grown adult facial hair although that ain’t 13

[@drany6707]

made me lol

[@obiwankenobi3911]

Chris Ahn ahh shit here we go again

[@parisladson4763]

This comment almost made me spit out my drink 😂

[@AlexM-ry7ih]

"We've hired NBA hall of famer Shaquille O'Neal as our 13 year old decoy"

[@rebboy17]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blackking...2951]

😂😂😂😂

[@YoungTCash]

Mane 😂 they should do that… either him or The Rock… or Chris just comes out in a wig

[@KndCpu]

😂😂😂

[@PureAdrenaline81]

​@@YoungTCash Bruh Chris saying "I have something to tell you" while taking off a wig would be hilarious 😂😂

[@NOVSinSinga]

Predator immediately lost interest in the kid when he saw him. He was like "that not a kid, thats a man. I didn't sign up for this"

[@trueCrimeGuruYes]

Decoy "Wanna hang out here?" Pedo "Uh....no.....not really." (Damn I've been Catfished! Get me out of here!)

[@dataicey6204]

HAHAAHAHHAHHA

[@1amNumberOne]

Yup

[@mtio2807]

LoL

[@sneakyshadowt5812]

Its a reverse catfish situation

[@AlyssaTaylor9]

"This time, we hired *the predator's own father* to play the role of the 13 year-old decoy"

[@valgoing]

Okay I’m laughing out loud at this 😂😂😂😂

[@jacobmccarthy1171]

This time we hired the predators 110 year old great grandfather to play the role of the 13 year old decoy.

[@vani_isreading]

STOP LMAO

[@redropshawty]

weak asf lol

[@rachelchristine6233]

THIS MADE ME CACKLE

[@macman975]

"Who lives here?" "Just me my mommy and daddy and my wife, our son, his wife and our two grandchildren"

[@CD-hx5kh]

Hahaha 😂🤣 nailed it!

[@tracyevettebarnes]

**UNDERRATED COMMENT ** 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ahmedbadr2621]

Lol

[@subsnovideos-ur4cn]

*grandmother

[@macman975]

@@subsnovideos-ur4cn What?!

[@RobertGoodwin-j1i]

“Never chilled with a young guy before.” And you still won’t because a senior citizen is playing the decoy.

[@soccerfc3797]

That 13 year old looks like he just finished paying off his mortgage

[@NoahJJ24]

hahah!

[@bigsexxi2224]

SoccerFC 😂😂😂

[@marieabbasi8542]

I’M DONE 😂😂😂

[@TheBehm08]

After this episode, he did

[@ilfl1977]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@camillethomas3631]

“We’ve hired Vin Diesel to be our 13 year old decoy.”

[@love.uriell]

One of the best ones

[@brentjames2425]

We hired Jared subway guy as a decoy

[@wesleyAlan9179]

@@brentjames2425 🤣😂

[@Sviolinist]

Vin Diesel is 13. That's why he got a PhD in liberal arts. This would just be truth

[@CaramelKid429]

".....Family."

[@haleylucas1100]

The decoy looks like he's old enough to pay his own child support.

[@terriwilliams4803]

Funny, you made me laugh out loud. Thank you

[@liyahliyah694]

Hahahaha omfg

[@petertolentino3330]

LMFAO nigga 🤣🤣🤣

[@BlytheWorld1972]

such an unprofessional show

[@AnteMeridiem1159]

Brilliant

[@TheDartdouble05]

Decoy: “oh I forgot my jacket. This dementia is kicking my butt”

[@effstrizzy2954]

“We hired an Italian who immigrated to New York with his wife and two daughters in 1933 to play our 13 year old decoy”

[@gladyslopez1922]

😂

[@zuch127]

R/oddlyspecific

[@Drewicitoz]

best one so far

[@chloebowne7153]

I mean 😂

[@gustavofringpolloshermano]

It’s so specific which makes it so good

[@poshpearls23]

"He's a manager at a major sandwich shop chain" Subway executives: DEAR GOD, NOT AGAIN!!!!!

[@greyfox8951]

@ 😂 lol

[@al821]

It’s Quiznos Subway execs: thank god, we finally recovered from the Jared fiasco.

[@johnmaldonado2974]

LMFAO 💀

[@arrowcosmo7756]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maryanneweldon8040]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeanarthurVS]

His mommy keeps his ID in her purse, along with his tax returns, stimulus check, and colonoscopy results.

[@ThatBoyGc]

bastardwithnoname LMAO IM DEAD

[@Emdeemhay]

UNDERRATED COMMENT 😂💀

[@melann1a]

😂

[@olgaolivas1799]

Lol your funny 😂

[@a47684]

COLONOSCOPY RESULTS IM DEAD

[@Shartmouth-Mcpoo]

“We’ve hired the 2002 Medal of Honor recipient as our 13 year old decoy”

[@cocoman281]

“To fool this predator, we’ve hired 8-time WWE World Heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar, to pose as a 13-year boy”

[@bryanjones6732]

😂😂😂😂

[@elcuhhalan5676]

💀💀

[@ig_90k-ops75]

THISSSSSS

[@elijahjacob872]

“THE REIGNING, DEFENDING....”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amando96]

.. but actually it's JOHN CENA

[@HomTolland69]

In this next sting, we hired Danny Devito to play the role of a 12 year old boy

[@codythinks4749]

Bahahaha fuck this made me laugh 👌👌👌 good work

[@gretathuumberg]

I'd go to the sting house just to meet Danny Devito

[@jessejames9149]

Lol Devito

[@Drakulas77]

@@gretathuumberg Sentenced to 8 years in prison for trying to solicit sex from a Danny Devito.

[@gretathuumberg]

@@Drakulas77 worth it

[@anythingatall7670]

“Me my mommy and my daddy!” Kids don’t talk like that my man...

[@mag-narwhal]

I know people in middle School who still say mommy and daddy but it's less common

[@em84c]

I didn't even say mummy and daddy when I was 5.

[@uselesschannel3686]

I talk like that

[@trishisblessed6819]

Alvin Party so do I

[@memo5230]

😂

[@DJTheoSF]

The Decoy just got back from a 4 year tour in Iraq.

[@Claire-su6lo]

The “13 year old boy” acts like a 6 year old and looks like a 20 year old. When he said “I live here with my mommy and my daddy” I died

[@jeff-freehoke8012]

That was just troll

[@thealphas1]

Murray Lindsay fr only grown ass men say mommy and daddy

[@kimjong-un1900]

He got the job done lol he looked like he was trying not to crack up laughing the entire time.

[@yoinkerz2219]

thealphas1 lol wtf. what kind of men you have been with ?

[@Septembersend34]

Not a good decoy

[@mrmxyzptlk6042]

Honestly, they might as well just let Chris Hansen play the 13 year old himself.

[@rjws69]

Chris in short shorts holding a lolly as he answers the door

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

@@rjws69 "Hey, Boo."

[@vanessaarnell]

@@rjws69 LMAO!!! I had the visual as I was reading ur comment 😂

[@marlimarlirni]

Yeh that boy looks a lot older than 19 lol “you have ur ID?”

[@JackYouTube0]

😂😂😂

[@NeedForSpeed.2004]

We hired a US Marine who recently completed his 3rd tour in Afghanistan to play our 13 year old decoy.

[@TheKyleAye]

Me, my lieutenant and my sergeant

[@matthunter4826]

Nice Shelby you have!

[@NeedForSpeed.2004]

@@matthunter4826 Not actually mine. My dad got to test drive it and he took me for a ride in it back in 2010. Wish it was mine tho

[@Noname-jk5jn]

@Brad Morrison a

[@goobypls2232]

LOL

[@supreme-oats]

I find it funny they censored what appears to be his Jurassic park t-shirt

[@olympia8374]

“We hired the father of our 13 year old decoy to play our 13 year old decoy.”

[@AlanaGurl]

😂😂😂

[@The-ft4jr]

🤣

[@Ninjacalf]

Hahahaha

[@TheProHunting]

You Sir, are a legend.

[@syedamaryam7223]

🤣

[@mrchopsticks3]

I heard they arrested the decoy first thinking he was the predator.

[@amaniross2183]

I should NOT have laughed

[@Matt-kw8ff]

Funny as fuck lmao. My mommy and daddy

[@sensa123]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@2010kulka]

lmao

[@d.lightfultv2231]

💀💀💀💀

[@YoungGonzalez]

“Who lives here” *“Me, my mommy, my daddy....my daughter, my grandson”*

[@CL-fs3kt]

YoungGonzalez 💀💀💀y’all gotta stop

[@theelvisguru9490]

YoungGonzalez😂😂😂

[@racmik3293]

HAHA

[@OhhWarp]

LMFAOOO no chill

[@luhfijii8850]

this gotta be the funniest comment in 2020

[@KleinerPatrick]

Shoutout to Danny Trejo for playing the decoy

[@reedr7142]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@itriggerpeople4433]

The decoy has a deeper voice than the predator.

[@mia6776]

U right 😂

[@jameiagutierrez]

I TRIGGER PEOPLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shootingstar987]

Seriously 😂😂

[@santicheeks1106]

Cuase hes doing that accent

[@AnimeIsFire]

XDXDXD your profile picture made me laugh even more

[@wendaltvedt4673]

"Just meeee and my mommy and my daddy" LOL Wow great acting from the decoy. Why not just have him wear a propeller hat and holding a lollipop.

[@made-line7627]

That was such a bad decoy

[@TwoShedsJackson]

With his other hand holding a balloon or a pinwheel.

[@Monicalala]

Lmao

[@travmarquee3213]

😂💀💀

[@chrism826]

😅😅😅😅

[@sophiealsh4360]

Damn that 13 year old looks like he’s in the military and owns a charger

[@RelentlessCo]

Safa Alshamiri lol

[@papitagamest.v.2161]

Safa Alshamiri camaro*

[@sophiealsh4360]

RICO T.V. Shiiiii that too, these military men be wilding

[@AustinMorrisonComedy]

With an 18% interest rate

[@jakesontiano]

Dude i laughed out loud so hard at this lmao

[@TheTomBrown]

This Decoy looks a solid 30. Never seen a pervert ask someone for ID to prove they were underaged.

[@jessicayoung456]

Ikr he’s so down bad for little kids he wanted to make sure they were young🤢

[@morgananleelynn6511]

The saddest part was he was so immediately unattracted when he saw he wasn’t a kid.

[@horse_loyal9740]

I think he just got super suspicious since the 13 yr old looks like he could be the same age as himself

[@mariej6962]

True

[@Sakura-kf4qw]

John Sampson can you link it?

[@YourGraceMyLady]

John Sampson 😂😂😂

[@katk7505]

@John Sampson liiink 😂

[@MaakasuSato]

“Me my mommy, my daddy” Says 74 year old Vietnam Vet playing 13 year old

[@blackcoffee7903]

hahahahaha

[@yellow2purple1]

Marcus The Villain hahahahhahahahhhhhhhahhhhh

[@detricewortham9688]

😂😂😂😂

[@ZUNIGA24]

Hahahaahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahaahahaahahhhahahahahhahahhahahhhaahhahhahaaahhaahahhahahahahahhaha

[@supervisorjd4458]

Marcus The Villain 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-oe6cs6ed4i]

Quit making comments about the decoy, we should respect our elders.

[@unargumentativeset9564]

I see what you did there 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@roopekaartinen6773]

Lmao, i always hated these comments but this was good

[@sobbing_horse]

yea chillindude's gonna rap about you if you dont

[@magavelli3199]

My like is 666 🤘🏼😎 lol

[@kylethysse4352]

Bro 🤣🤣🤣

[@petrrmiseur]

Scariest decoy ever. Bro looked like HE was about to do something strange to the predator 💀

[@alexlannyfishing8317]

“How old are you?” “I’m actually 27” “Not true, he’s actually 28” Dang really got him there

[@jkbo1783]

😂😂😂😂

[@football-os1hg]

🤣

[@Mr.Soul99]

Lmao

[@SingingWhileDrunk]

God damn gay people

[@fkaiba94]

The bastard

[@strawberryfielz4209]

“we hired a retired WWE wrestler as the 13 year old decoy”

[@yasirahmed9524]

MFs gonna use Rey Mysterio

[@andrewmorfin7790]

Lmaoo😂😂😂

[@frankiejulianov5976]

Benoit did a great job

[@miguelvilla1772]

THAT'S FUNNY, HONEST TO DEATH!

[@Whostolemymojo]

@Bubba Fett TV 10/10 WOULD WATCH!

[@jennylynx1869]

“We’ve hired the last known titanic survivor to play our 13 year old decoy”

[@jamesdean9183]

Milliva Dean arose from the dead to star in this show😂

[@timc46440]

It's been 84 years 🧓

[@Eyemotivateme2]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@odarazena5828]

💀😭

[@a-a-ronbrowser1486]

Best one yet 😂

[@marmantole]

Our 13 year old decoy didn’t show up so the actual owner of the house stepped in to help.

[@segundasenpai8472]

“We hired a 13 yr old decoy who was 13, 13 years ago”

[@lavinanine6359]

The only believable thing he said

[@kimlove4740]

He looks no bit of 13 smh

[@Emiltonin]

Those predators are only there to do sex acts with they’re not too focused on how old the kid is

[@rjai5003]

I thought he was the guy they were trying to catch at first

[@grapeeggplant3863]

lmfao

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

"I'm so nervous" Decoy: "oh yeah me too, especially when it's tax season and you have a mortgage to pay am I right?"

[@alex15095]

"I remember back like 9 years ago, I still had my mortgage to pay and my financial situation was in shambles. It was quite stressful.. Anyway my mommy prepared some sandwiches earlier today, do you want some?"

[@floatinggoose9197]

Hahahaha, of all the jokes about his Age, this is the best

[@954REMI]

Lmao.. Ahh man lolll

[@mommyharris1111]

Omfg! Hysterical!

[@josiefarrell2101]

@@mommyharris1111 , may I ask you who is your f---g God?

[@spencerfalzy]

NOT TRUE, he isn’t 27, he just turned 28. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

[@kinzu5755]

😮😂🤣

[@leomartinez4398]

420th like 👍

[@mike12585]

Grass Board Nerds 😂😆😂

[@ashleyreyes2450]

I fucking died at that part! 😂😂😂 i was expecting "he's actually 38." Or some shit closer to that lol

[@morganhackworth84]

*intense music*

[@claydice91]

“We hired this actor to play our 13 year old…. He has 37 years of experience in acting.”

[@500ccRabbit]

We hired sir Patrick Stewart to play out decoy...

[@rodrigoluancruz7192]

Plus 5 in the force

[@brianpacos4072]

They would've been better off having Chris Hansen play the 13 year old.

[@cubby530]

😂

[@Saliem02]

How is he enticing a minor if the person he is messaging is a 40 year old milf that works with Hansen. Sure, it's completely disgusting and wrong that he is sending that shit to who he believes is a child but how can they charge him with enticing a minor when there wasn't a single fucking minor in this video.

[@brianpacos4072]

@@Saliem02 Because he thought he was talking to a 13 year old, and was sending lewd photos to a 13 year old. Intent is the crime and it is one of the easiest things to prove in cases like these. You need to do more research before sounding off...

[@Adam_U]

@@Saliem02 If you go to someone's house with the provable intention to kill them, but it turns out they weren't home and then you get arrested, you can't argue "but there was no one actually there so technically there was no attempted murder" You still had the intention to do it

[@BballNintendo3]

Lmao!

[@babyhead]

The decoy was confused when he asked him for his ID because he hadn’t been carded In 30 years 😂

[@jmoney9790]

Lmao

[@NatiLite]

😂😂😂

[@johnbuck156]

Fr

[@RellyTime]

🤣🤣🤣😂💯💯💯💯💯

[@alexwhite2377]

😂😂😂😂

[@hockey3761]

"looks right into our hidden camera, the decoy goes into distraction mode" "Hey look at this, its a photo me when I served in Iraq"

[@MsUNIQUEwisDOM]

🤣🤣🤣

[@elliottearsenic6705]

fucking dead.!😂

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

Don’t worry, it’s actually just something him, his mommy and his daddy made him!

[@WarriorOfTheLostLand]

“Seems legit”

[@AdorableAree]

Lmao!!

[@hypez1819]

“We do Hansen vs Predator, Im Chris Hanson… and you’re the predator”

[@kyliemay95]

And it still went over his head 😂😂😂😂

[@MickMcGarnackle]

"We've hired the suspect's biological father to play the 13-year-old decoy."

[@diegomedina9637]

"I live with my mommy and Daddy, boy"

[@KC-nm7mf]

y’all are ridiculous on here 😂😂😂

[@jeffreyjeffrey1935]

@@KC-nm7mf bitches call me young dagger dick

[@johnhawthorn5393]

Comment section is not disappointing 😂

[@MickMcGarnackle]

@@johnhawthorn5393 Thanks. I try. 😁

[@Kyrajj2000]

“Due to budget cuts in “Hansen versus Predator, I, Chris Hansen: will play the role of the decoy.”

[@eevoncito]

I’m weakkk

[@Chillifish57]

Oh man i can imagine it

[@ericadaniela3963]

🤣🤣🤣

[@juxcegod1623]

😂😂😂lmaoo

[@erinblais7437]

He'd be more believable that this decoy lol

[@boxofcereal]

“He’s posing as a boy that just turned 13” Yeah, he just reached 13 years of service in the army

[@MsNastasiaB]

😂 😆

[@Renulph]

That dude is paying off college tuition bills for sure, LOL.

[@devenmurff1574]

Yeah homeboy just celebrated his 10th 13th birthday

[@boxofcereal]

Homeboy just turned 130

[@elikemdoe4707]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Lester3110]

*chris hansen voice* “This 28 year old man is about to be in for the surprise of his life…….. When he gets hired to play a decoy for hansen vs predator”

[@jakehart1519]

She’s wearing a bullet proof vest while chatting online in a house with 15 cameras....

[@arcangle7444]

It's for the screenshots ...

[@zuskosrs6900]

Arc Angle omfg good one! 🤣

[@gretathuumberg]

Because she's actually playing CS:GO

[@Truth_Seeker1]

jake hart Lol she’s in the USA.

[@bien.mp4]

Greta Thu'umberg or rainbow six siege

[@audie-tron9219]

Next episode: 12yo boy played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[@SHAOLINSLUMSS]

lmaooo

[@morromarron2975]

No I guess you want there to be real 13 year old getting told all sort of fckkd up shit by a grown ass nerd

[@snazdogdbfan251]

13 yo boy played by Samuel L Jackson

[@ebonyeyed08ti]

I blame you for waking up my neighbors, 😂

[@claraa.m6472]

Audi e-tron lol 😂

[@Evaal65]

We hired Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to play the role of a 13 year old boy

[@hulala007]

Hshhshs just imagine the rock raising his one eybrow and insisting: "no i am 13!!!"

[@blix00x]

I am losing my shyt over these 2 comments😂😂😂

[@gregodonnell1570]

Would be fucked up if the predator was a rock fan and just screamed at him “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR AGE IS” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pvaughn4681]

😂

[@Ur.MomfAg]

The rock : I’m just an average middle school teen

[@flacohernandez4380]

I was actually worried about the so called 13 year old who gives of serial killer vibes and is also a terrible actor.

[@ernesto_again]

“The decoy moves into distraction mode” Decoy: “Mhmm yes, this table is made out of table.”

[@jakemcdonald4677]

Hahahahaha

[@samharris4680]

😂😂😂

[@jharrington08able]

🤣🤣🤣🤓🤓🤓

[@randomhumanoidblob4506]

You lie. It's made out of tree. Squashed tree hammered flat. Ah knows stuff.

[@mug875]

Random Humanoid Blob next Enstien am I right

[@corbincreamer4353]

"We've hired 7 time Super Bowl winning quarterback, Tom Brady to be our 13 year old decoy."

[@Man1a2018]

Underrated comment 💀💀

[@christianjacobs2767]

Where does this come from ?😭

[@cosmicdude8282]

Nah, It's most likely that Tom Brady would be in the predator role

[@devinsuni]

@@cosmicdude8282 salty chiefs fan!

[@16srt392]

this 😂

[@travishopkins6539]

Next time it'll be: We hired Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to play the role of a 13 year old boy

[@nikkibeacth]

Travis Hopkins Or Dog the Bounty Hunter already

[@thomasdaniels6824]

@@nikkibeacth actually Joe Biden is convinced he's 12 years old, so he would work perfectly

[@salahaddin1890]

Exactly

[@mike-jn1if]

Dwayne would be more convincing 😂

[@janwilliams6539]

Travis Hopkins chuck Norris

[@ThatMonkey]

Decoy looks so old that he could be the actual predator

[@heathc148]

"We accidently hired a 31 year old instead of a 13 year old but he couldnt tell"

[@JustaSadCat]

LMAO this comment is so underrated 👑🔥😍🤣

[@Pootypatooty]

Im DEAD 😂😂😂

[@user-vc8sn6jp3r]

He literally looks 24 like come on

[@dr6770]

hopefully they got his mommy and daddy's permission.

[@joeethereal2968]

Like, how did that 5 o'clock shadow go totally unnoticed & that receding hairline?

[@buddyboyfella516]

13 year old man: “yo this a crazy table ain’t it”

[@cmsaunli]

13 year old *man* lmao

[@TheSerwow]

@@cmsaunli HAHAHA

[@freezer8633]

decoy: bro come here and look at the air

[@trueCrimeGuruYes]

@@freezer8633 It's made of air. My dad breathed it during World War II.

[@Hyrule409]

@@trueCrimeGuruYes It really be crazy how air do, knowmsayin?

[@jimwhite522]

Decoy gets in distraction mode: hey look my dad made this during the great depression.

[@sgtpepper91]

his grandpa was john wilkes booth

[@jsmith034086]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jermaine5073]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@The8thdecade]

Best comment 😂😂

[@ChrisHansenofTheHiddenLeaf]

Top comment

[@illuviium]

I come back to this video all the time just for the comments They’re 1% about Jesse Velez and 99% all for roasting the decoy 😂😂

[@rdca0517]

So true 😂

[@tomadidntsleep]

“The decoy goes into distraction mode” - “So anyways these are pictures of my grandkids”

[@ThatsJustEric]

😄😄

[@Anonymous-pm7jf]

🤣🤣🤣

[@alexhenderson6521]

😂😂😂😂

[@tylerhayden9505]

😂

[@neverglitch4485]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID GUARD KIDS LMAOO

[@tayy4258]

“13 year old boy”👦🏾 adjust voice a couple octaves higher and says mommy and daddy yep he’s 13

[@bobpendergrass3263]

He looks 25

[@Daniwasinvented]

Drama student? Hired!

[@yourchildhasmetupwithachic8045]

13 year olds don't sound like that😂

[@JoseLopez-jd5zk]

When I was 13 I was calling my parents by their first names.

[@7fdl665]

Well Velez looks close to 40 so maybe he thought it made sense that this guy was 13.

[@FuttBuckerson87]

the way that 30 year old man said "my mommy and daddy" was the funniest thing i've ever heard. oscar worthy actor

[@breakthecode4634]

Not really

[@me_12-vw1vi]

meeee, my mommyyyy aaaand my dadyyyyyyy

[@alexanderdumas-]

That is Jim Carry level overacting

[@jeep19]

Pretty sure Jesse still wanted to suck and lick that 30yr old boy 😂🎉

[@fuelsfornerds]

he's 19

[@DylanIsSoSpooky]

“We hired former president Jimmy Carter to play the role of our 13 year old decoy”

[@XGh0sT77]

“Who lives here?” “Just me, the kids moved out a year ago and my wife left me”

[@alisamo3263]

Can't stop laughing, my God!

[@vergodagoat]

I wonder why

[@brentbecroft2890]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mathewkromeo2934]

🤣😂🤣

[@BattleRAAD]

Karen took the kids 😂

[@wassgud9288]

“Today we’re actually going to have the predator play the 13 year old boy”

[@Doggiepugs]

underrated 😂😂

[@lilo5717]

lmao

[@luqi01]

lmfffffffffffffffao

[@whodoesntloveMikey]

Not cool.... that's messed up. The dudes tryna catch predators.... is the decoy a predator? Dont know, personally doubt it. But that's not right. Defeats the purpose of those show/mission. Not cool💯

[@smolpp585]

@@whodoesntloveMikey Not cool....take a joke.

[@abrilrodriguez4771]

Comments 40% roasting predator 60% roasting the decoy 😂😂

[@darnelltheartist]

That 40% is generous AF lol more like 12% roasting predator XD

[@maggie1576]

I didn’t think the decoy was that bad

[@darnelltheartist]

@@maggie1576 are u maybe related to him? lol he was pretty bad. acted nothing like a 13yr old and didn't look 13 either. total fail IMO.

[@abrilrodriguez4771]

Kev Ker bruh yah but I’m just saying the comments are roasting the decoy about not looking as a young kid 😂

[@alanrose645]

Are you blind?? This is a marshmallow cook out mega roast of this “13 year old decoy.” 90/10

[@JesterFlemming]

>The decoy was arrested for dating a much younger person

[@totalchaos444]

We defrosted a 10,000-year-old caveman to play the 13-year-old decoy.

[@tangyyak7506]

This comment isn't getting enough recognition

[@MISSCP2012]

😩😩 I'm so glad they caught that sicko!

[@pboi]

Yup. This one is the winner for me lmao

[@blahblahblah3032]

We flew him in from Encino, CA.

[@jimdevos8944]

So good hahahaha 😂

[@theguywhoeditsthings7350]

“I’m actually 27.”- NOT TRUE! VELEZ ACTUALLY TURNED 28 15 MINUTES AGO IN HIS CAR! WHAT A LIAR…

[@thevcountdown9824]

In his car LMAO 😂😂

[@chrissanders2562]

Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christianaguirre4560]

Lmao

[@sashaburton9042]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dajnovu]

😂😂😂😂

[@lildvsvevo]

“We’ve hired a 13 y/o decoy. Unfortunately he got grounded so we had to settle for Nick Jonas instead”

[@yourinnerlawyer4035]

😂😂😂😂

[@Joseph-el2cr]

Bro this one got me crying !

[@ih8ant]

underrated comment righ here

[@Eyemotivateme2]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KC-nm7mf]

I hate that I read this in his voice lmaoooo

[@cozycakes42]

"Just me, my mommy and daddy." Says in a purposefully high pitched voice 🤣

[@solaraya863]

His fake high pitched voice is so cringe!! when he says "good!" in a high pitch but looks 30 years old lmao

[@cozycakes42]

@@solaraya863 it honestly kinda blows my mind that people don't realize how fake these things are when they see a 30 yo and hear them use a child-like voice 💀

[@solaraya863]

@@cozycakes42 yea im shocked the preds dont run away the second they realize the decoy isnt the person in the pics. this one though is insane

[@xPockyhearts]

that guy who's playing a 13 year old looks like he could be in his 30s.. wtf.

[@nancyelizabeth2325]

xPockyhearts right!! I was having a hard time figuring out who was the predator at first

[@mslady8798]

thats what I thought too....thats why he said "do u have ID" to prove you're underage...😂😂😥

[@taniajohn3097]

MsLady 87 😂

[@kittylee651]

Don't forget how he spoke... "Who lives here?" "Me. My mommy and daddy" seriously? I kinda laughed a little too much

[@vmrc_994]

I think their logic is to just get a short guy and that's it.

[@excelexplained4443]

“We hired the last predator to play the decoy, so he knows how it feels”

[@elenivega6506]

LMAO BYE

[@vikingkrigare5329]

Hahaha

[@wollycatapillar404]

😂😂😂

[@gv8521]

Lol

[@edgargutierrez4949]

Hahahahahhahaha

[@juiceboxinc.2745]

“The decoy goes into distraction mode” Decoy: “So these are my historical records of when I first discovered fire”

[@edwardgaines6561]

Cave paintings?

[@caledghannam2358]

LMAOOO

[@Gchildwarrior]

"Here's the first invention of the wheel."

[@MrMrPurple]

Underrated comment

[@ellafaie]

PLS 😂✋

[@libertyor556]

Bro definitely failed theater class.

[@klean1620]

“Sir I was not trying to have sex with a thirteen year old boy, that man is clearly 24 and just really short”

[@rikiey]

bulletproof statement

[@scener0mance]

K Lean you nasty

[@pirateturtle987]

The whole internet is on a Chris Hansen marathon.

[@thilsiktonix]

Because of Onision... Glad I heard of Chris Hansen.

[@chuckbutler8114]

Lol me too . I've never watched any of these and now ive been watching them all day

[@knowledgeiskey1319]

lol this comment is so underrated

[@Maevemarlowe]

True tho

[@allyouneedislove3218]

True lmao

[@uboii]

The decoy graduated high school with my mommy and my daddy in 1985...

[@shawneegirl1980]

Lmaooo

[@Mhel2023]

...I graduated in '85, decoy was a good guy back in the day, I was wondering what he's been up to 😂😂 (Serious tho, time flies 😔)

[@spidos1000]

Are you serious?

[@whatsgoingon07]

That makes him like 50yrs old!

[@jb42jb]

He was actually held back like 5 years too

[@VincentDeBellis]

Do you live by yourself? No, I live with my 6 hermit crabs

[@samzeegers3349]

"the decoy moves into distraction mode." *"Hey look at this table, it's made of table."*

[@GavachoToro]

Lmao

[@mydadscrazy7112]

Sam Zeegers this is the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a while

[@houstonrebel4449]

That was a close one. He almost blew our cover. Thank goodness our 52 year old decoy pretending to be 13 was on his toes to distract the very sharp predator.

[@SpottedCat.]

Sam Zeegers I’ve been thinking about this comment for the past 5 min and can’t stop laughing 😂

[@cantthinkofaname7525]

Sam Zeegers bro copied that comment almost word for word

[@Jay-407]

Plot twist: decoy is older than the suspect. Chris Hanson ends up arresting the decoy.

[@dagobert1234321]

😂

[@olympia8374]

Ok this was legendary

[@johnbalderas1989]

🤣

[@katiannalegaspina2475]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mikeillgaming4224]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@NotDirtMcgurt]

"we hired this elderly man from the local nursing home to play a 11 year old"

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

These are just getting out of hand now 😂🤣😂🤣

[@intensepassion3382]

You need investigating....

[@Artemis49]

Two time Oscar winner Kevin Spacey was hired to play the role of the 13 year old decoy.

[@jay-rus4437]

“Meeeee....my mommy my daddy”.....what the? This guy looks like a freaking marine, and then has the worst teenage response with mommy daddy.

[@thea9616]

i choked on my pineapple when he said that

[@kingofbubbles6220]

I guess as long as the guy gets freaked out lookin' like he might die, that's all that matters.

[@salfisher8131]

Ikr he looks 25 and sounds 7

[@bfndncjdjd5660]

@@thea9616 hahaha

[@reckz420]

LOL not even a real 13 or 12 yrs old would say mommy and daddy

[@Jay_draco]

“We’ve hired Morgan Freeman to play our 13 year old decoy”

[@lilithjacobs9107]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@clearminddarkthoughts5477]

Benjamin button lookin a$$

[@vikingkrigare5329]

Hahahaha

[@eriknikiforets9172]

😂😂

[@scener0mance]

Lilith Jacobs no

[@danieltriana4228]

In the next episode: Chris Hansen: Now I will be playing the 13 yo decoy

[@NattieD911]

Daniel Triana hahaahhaha

[@smithmcsmithy2645]

Also, Chris Hansen is being played by Jared Fogel in the next episode, because he’s preoccupied playing the decoy. They’re calling it Predator vs. Predator.

[@NoOne-fo9ll]

Lmao. I laughed way too much at this 😂😂

[@limityt1875]

🤣🤣🤣

[@limityt1875]

thegrandfinale2 indeed

[@fall2nd269]

No way they got a subway guy on to catch a predator