HAPPY BDAY ICIMI - Against the Kitchen Floor cover

one year ago today, Will Wood released his final(?) full album "In case I make it." to celebrate, here's my favorite song on the album! hell, its probably still my favorite song in general. it means a lot to me in many ways, not the least of which being how awesome it was to hear live last year!!
i wanted to nod to that experience by switching the lyric "i only gave you my body" for "only in turn for my body," a change Will made in his performance that night. i doubt anyone remembers that, but hey. i knew the moment i heard it that i wanted to add it to my eventual cover lol
original: • Against the Kitchen Floor
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lyrics:
I don't owe you my heart, and I don't owe you my body
But you should know that I'm sorry for being careless with you
Lord knows I owed you more than I'm pretty sure I ever could give anybody
But I can't pin down what normal people want from foreign objects
Bottom shelf erotic products like me
So, I could hold your hand but keep you at arm's length
Oh, hang me from a branch too high to climb and shake
Less rare than scarce, less diamond than rough
Unlike me to be more than just the coal you fail to crush
And I swear I'm really trying
Get it together, Will, know and do better
It just don't come natural to me to think that you'd want me for mе
I swear, I'm really trying
Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my bеst
I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet
I still don't know who you are, I only know that I'm still lonely
That morbid sort where even company can't cure me
And the more you reassure, the less I trust
But still you gave me your heart, only in turn for my body
Honestly thought nobody'd want it, let alone notice it's gone
And so I left it home, but now, now, now, now
I keep a locket with a picture of the back of my head
Oh, monkey-wrench my side view mirrors, ghost my friends
I've lived more lives than enough, I haven't died quite as much
But I'm not a real person, just the shit you can't make up
And I swear I'm really trying
I'm just as exposed if I take off my clothes
When we make the closest thing to love that I'm capable of
And I don't know why you would care, but I'm really trying
Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best
I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet
Did I really have any of that gravity? Maybe you're quicksand
Because I really couldn't tell how deep my footprints went
The vertex of my redemption arc, the searching of that virgin heart
I'm catatonic in your arms, crying, "How did I cause so much harm?"
I'm down pounding my head against the kitchen floor
Apologizing for my life and ever entering yours
Don't say "I'm sorry, but this can't go on," I know you've got scars of your own
But hide my knives before you go, I'll either live or die alone
I swear I will die trying
I'm still in the process, but I'm making progress
I promise I honestly wanna prove improvement's possible
I swear I'm so fucking sorry
I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all
But someday I'll be perfect, and I'll make up for it all

[@JujuBoimann]

That cake is gonna fall and crash against the kitchen floor, oh no 😥 Great cover btw!

[@transfixedtomography]

its so weird how ICIMI is a year old, it feels so new still! love the cover!

[@daringcuteseal]

agreed!!

[@dr_scintilla]

i love how you put the album cover into the cake!!

[@Schweppes.]

Omg, I haven't noticed this. Love it too!

[@noofles4645]

yay

[@ratnoises8539]

Happy birthday to one of the albums of all time !! Also , love the cover and the art like always ^^

[@squeak766]

Excellent as always!!! Love your singing and playing so much!!! ^u^

[@LunaisUnstable]

I have loved your covers since the moment I stumbled upon them, and to find out you covered this song made me absolutely collapse with joy. This song speaks to me in such a real way with how I handle people and relationships and it will forever be my favorite song, thank you for this amazing cover like always

[@anonhikkastiy]

my ukulele of six years (is that how you say it... i don't know and don't care at this point) broke a few days ago and i am not getting a new one in a few years now, it seems. i am literally going insane because it was my favorite past time activity. thanks for making its absence a bit more bearable. dope cover btw you have a great voice!!

[@anonhikkastiy]

is it ukulele though? or a bass ukulele? guitarlele? haha top strings sound pretty low

[@Funky.S]

noooo im so sorry to hear that!! im glad i could provide a little joy in the meantime. and im using a baritone ukulele here ^^

[@anonhikkastiy]

@@Funky.S oh, a baritone! i completely forgot it exists lol. goooorgeous tone it also compliments these warm low undertones in your own voice!!

[@Funky.S]

@@anonhikkastiy aww tysm!!!

[@aniaacw4497]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ICIMI!! Such a cool cover!!

[@vambrosiaofficial]

Gosh, 1 year already? Man i didn't even realized, oh and i swear your voice is so cool 👍

[@erasershavings4846]

MY FAVORITE SONG EVER OMG ONE TIME I LISTENED TO THIS SONG ON LOOP FOR TWO DAYS ‼️‼️ THIS IS MY FAVORITE COVER NOW.

[@Funky.S]

SAME AFDGHSFGHFD THANK U

[@Soundrift_TF]

Hey Funky.S, I just found your channel and listened to all of your Will Wood covers, and might I say they are so awesome! And I was wondering why aren’t you on Spotify? I completely understand if you just can’t or don’t want to, but I think it would be pretty cool if I could listen to your beautiful covers anywhere, you know?

[@Funky.S]

ive considered it but i never really bothered figuring out how. thank you tho!

[@possibly_stupid]

​​@@Funky.S when you're bored and have some free time you should try, now that the thoughts been brought to my attention I need it 🍮

[@SimpleSampleTunes]

BEEN WAITING FOR THE DAY FOR YOU TO MAKE AN ATKF COVER JSJXJCNFNSJS BANGER LIKE ALWAYS :DD !!!!!!!!!

[@Lexxin758]

Wow, I feel to late to comments but your covers are amazing. I love Will Wood so much and it makes me happy to see someone else who loves his music just as much! You're actually a really big inspiration for me and you're doing great, keep it up! :]

[@kitsune1264]

I've waited so long for this TwT

[@Maybe_youre_quicksand]

Oh wow a whole year... I'm gonna need a moment to think about this

[@mellifaera]

i love this song so much and i love your covers, this is lovely!! :]

[@tresblo]

3:58 goes fucking hard 🔥🔥🔥 Amazing cover.

[@Ouexx]

THIS IS SO GOOD GOD. I think ur the reason im finally gonna fully listen to against the kitchen floor

[@romthesimp2520]

8 days late but it's 2 years old already

[@anorthkey]

this is gold guys

[@Arlo-Marino]

I’m sure Jon Arbuckle would love this

[@Funky.S]

HE WOULD

[@lanzasoles2022]

I fucking love the art, and the cover, ur voice ;-; Masterpiece 💫

[@itsrachnime]

SLAY😤😤😤

[@LizordSword]

YOOOOO KITCHEN LOVE SONG

[@Jhoira_]

sweet cover! honestly not my favourite will wood song but you make it really easy to enjoy. WHAT THE ALBUM IS ALREADY A YEAR OLD!? D:

[@daringcuteseal]

Wonderful as always! :D

[@Spate_Fissionfire]

This is very nice

[@Annie-yo4cn]

I love sm your voice n you artstyle

[@aboringuy]

I have no idea what this song is and have no idea why it showed up in my feed but this was a pleasant surprise!

[@wendigoaway6876]

AHHHH I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHHHHHH

[@sipsap1234]

eating us all up once again

[@spikeikari954]

LEMON GUY!!! YEEEAAAAAA

[@blue_has_deceased]

holy shit funky.s

[@Funky.S]

holy shit nora

[@skeleytonkandibitez]

3:58

[@3sides1eye28]

oughh it's a year old.........

[@fideoschafasconcovid-1948]

Im lowkey early tho

[@CoryIsnotCory]

ear cancer speedrun guys 1:37

[@Funky.S]

its terminal