Happy Holidanks From Uncle Samsonite

[@cartuner9]

He knows when you're sleeping... He knows when you're awake... So lay down the beat for goodness sake!

[@JakeBowenTV]

My favorite carol.

[@knighthbasher9093]

Twerk twerk

[@creatureman5636]

*RIde It*

[@skylardominguez3091]

@@creatureman5636 J U M P O N I T

[@MR.Lad-9867]

Twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk

[@trashatlife842]

There needs to be a horror game about uncle Samsonite

[@biancamendes1820]

Robert Kelly there really should be lmao

[@user-qp6ef5es7k]

Sir Twizbiz make sure you're able to leave your room to drink off-brand soda

[@samsonitefanatic4372]

Maybe off brand soda would act like Herbs from Resident Evil?

[@samsonitefanatic4372]

***** I agree. It could very much be like a horror-comedy Resident evil 3 that takes place in the house/closet realm, with some elements that parody the resident evil series.

[@rustydustyfox5263]

Graviter I'd like to see it! sounds cool

[@obamamicrowave1533]

For a second there I thought the whole video was a dog and Uncle Sam sitting near a fireplace for 12 minutes

[@cload9669]

Eyeamtha1 it was tho

[@MunchkinJax]

What do you mean you thought?!

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

thats exactly what this video is though?

[@tylerbailey8102]

you arent gonna believe this man

[@SnicklefritzdoesYT]

@@scrubbytheslime7703nope.

[@hisfavworstnightmare]

I play this to my family every Christmas. I HOPE YOUR'E PROUD OF ME DADDY SAMSONITE

[@JakeBowenTV]

As proud as an Uncle can be.

[@artg6700]

You know it’s kind of funny that you’re name is robin because ima be robin you’re raccoon from you

[@titanium_eater.80]

daddy samsonite is crazy

[@chubbinator4829]

Thank you, dear Uncle Samsonite. Happy holidanks to everyone and especially you, Uncle Samsonite and Jake Bowen.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Happy Holidanks.

[@chubbinator4829]

Jake Bowen Thank you very much for replying. I hope you're having fun and drinking some off-brand soda.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Chubbinator I will toss back a hefty helping of Meijer brand Orange Soda.

[@hoon40sx28]

You don't have to be alone on Christmas, Uncle Samsonite is always with you, watching by the fire, with the distant sound of My Pony, ready for you to jump on it... ;)

[@samtucker6079]

I love how well you stay in character in the comments.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Ah yes, Sam Tucker, I am most definitely playing a character and not possessing the body of Jake in order to use his KZbin account to answer the comments of thousands of sweet children.

[@zoinkedlechee9188]

Jake Bowen jesus ok

[@Thalia_Aquaticaa]

@@JakeBowenTV *LAY DOWN THAT BEAT*

[@Clownhonk6700]

yes thank you uncle samsonite

[@JakeBowenTV]

You are most welcome, child.

[@shiroganetsumugi]

Have a safe and happy holidanks to you too, Jake. I'll be waiting for Uncle Samsonite under my tree next month.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Thank you, child.

[@darkfear4275]

Jake Bowen plz plz plz do more 😂😂

[@darkfear4275]

Jake Bowen do a shrek is love shrek is life meets uncle samsonite

[@wegan930]

Uncle Samsonite > shrek (i love them both really) --- but Shrek and Sam should remain separate

[@shiroganetsumugi]

You are welcome.

[@nateg6367]

Dear Jake and Uncle Samsonite, Thanks for making me laugh so hard I piss myself and getting me through the hard times in life. I will always remember being able to sit down after a shit day and see some good old comedy. Thanks so much for being a part of my life!

[@JakeBowenTV]

You are most welcome, dear Nathan Gumenick. Thank you for watching.

[@artg6700]

Howd he know you’re last name?! Did you have it before?

[@Flame_Overseer]

@@artg6700he is just that powerful

[@MrGible]

I hope you end up in trending eventually, spreading the love of off brand soda

[@JakeBowenTV]

That would be lovely.

[@creatureman5636]

YES

[@EduardoFelix-ui6xs]

​@@JakeBowenTVim here to tell you uncle samson is in a roblox horror game called pillar chase 2

[@Reakyraka]

@@EduardoFelix-ui6xshe knows

[@radsnax]

@@Reakyraka eek! 3 hours ago?!?!?!

[@florianbacchus5659]

Thank you Uncle Samsonite. I wish you the same.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Thank you.

[@ghostlyo0480]

Now this is the best Christmas gift I could get

[@SharkCoinz]

So graceful I'm crying

[@Justsomefreeloader]

May you have a happy holidank as well, Jake.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Why thank you.

[@brodes2645]

Daddy samsonite

[@dangeroussmiley1835]

Happy Holidanks... Riding..... My pony.... FATHER!

[@monkey_boss_1621]

It's the middle of June 2024, and I still felt the Christmas spirit while watching this. I also had my dog by my side while watching the full 12 minutes. Happy Holidanks, Jake Bowen!

[@DavidBFBYT]

When it hits December, i will watch this daily.

[@roopertrooperviolencejack6281]

Im glad that uncle sam set all the christmas paraphernalia ready while the bowens are off on the samsonite realm, they must be one of Uncle S' preffered disciples. I hope that they make a great musical hit one day, one to surpass ginuwine himself.

[@haileykopp4141]

Samsonite is the best thing ever ! He’s just so cute ! ❤❤❤

[@og-savage1013]

let the party of off-brand sodas begin!!!!

[@Fionaaa333]

my mom is worried that I'm playing this in my room

[@JakeBowenTV]

What could she possibly be worried about?

[@Fionaaa333]

exactly

[@monkeyfan6180]

Great Scott I will never sit in a chair again

[@JakeBowenTV]

A smart policy.

[@SharkCoinz]

Uncle Samsonite is love Uncle Samsonite is life

[@kenny.rys1]

hey jake could you upload that slower version of pony song you made? i wanna play it when i play with myself

[@JakeBowenTV]

Be careful what you wish for, sweet Khent Reyes. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGSUlXadhs56iNk&spfreload=5

[@creatureman5636]

Wtf

[@Tailzpacked]

We Love you Jake, and may you grow more and more over the years too come!

[@CheezLoord]

Happy Holidanks! Have a grand time with in-laws and off-brands!

[@martintellocepeda4718]

happy holidanks to Jake

[@JakeBowenTV]

Happy Holidanks to you, too, Martin Tello Cepeda.

[@ashleyc.ultsch3363]

Today is my birthday, this is the best birthday wish I could have possible been granted.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Happy Birthday, dearest Ashley C.U.

[@TheLoonToon]

Uncle Samsonite Is A Good Dod

[@ashleyc.ultsch3363]

*possibly

[@MrRCSGamer]

my birthday too haha

[@HeroGollumModels]

Hi! I've decided there wasn't much more in life, so I decided to start 3D modelling Uncle Samsonite and to suffer the consequences, also because I heaps admire your work! I hope to show you soon, and of course, have a very happy holidanks!

[@HeroGollumModels]

Here you are! (Scroll down for a range of shots) imgur.com/a/twNmJ Please ignore the terrible rendering + posing, I had no motivation after staying up this late. Also, how'd you like a better render? herogollum.deviantart.com/art/Uncle-Samsonite-Fan-Model-648499836

[@JakeBowenTV]

This is truly a treasure. You have done a great thing this day. Which program did you use?

[@HeroGollumModels]

I used Cinema 4D and thank you.

[@YIPPERYIPPERS345]

Thank you, its 2024 yet your song is still peak. I love it, i listened to it like on repeat js to try to make my mental health better and better (i cant now due to school and parents)

[@notfunny348]

i watched the entire video and i do not regret it.

[@winstonchurchill7457]

Love you, Uncle Samsonite.

[@swiftyy2683]

That dog is adorable

[@JakeBowenTV]

Yes she is. Her name is Angel.

[@swiftyy2683]

It suits her

[@Alan_the_ballon]

Uncle sam looks more chill🙃

[@Lill-eu7nb]

when he starts fading in i giggle more and more

[@juderussell1136]

you deserve more credit

[@JakeBowenTV]

I'm flattered that you think so.

[@senlong_the_worm]

Uncle really took his time to do anything

[@TheMadameHannah]

Last night, I had a dream I was twerking with Uncle Samsonite.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Are you sure it was a dream?

[@LouisSand]

Jake Bowen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hope it’s not

[@whydoieven3305]

That's SO hot, augh, fuck~

[@Uncle_Hargle]

He was thinking of making you jump on it.

[@unfrgiven6604]

@@whydoieven3305 lol

[@Jonathanquasar]

I love how he slowly starts to appear

[@cringekid04]

happy happy happy holidanks

[@Nativefall]

Can you give us the link to the very slowed down song of that

[@EmiVR]

I believe he just takes the original track and slows it down while editing. I think youtube has an option to slow things down now so you can always do that.

[@hoon40sx28]

Yes, please, we need this slowed audio with a video of Uncle Samsonite twerking on some off-brand soda.

[@JakeBowenTV]

I intend to.

[@Nativefall]

Jake Bowen yay

[@RevolvinDoor]

Where's his feet, thats literally the only important question

[@JakeBowenTV]

Uncle Samsonite doesn't have feet, silly. He has hooves.

[@cartuner9]

but where are the hooves? :o

[@SharkCoinz]

Apex Reindeer yea

[@JakeBowenTV]

Under the pants.

[@RevolvinDoor]

When can we see his "hooves"?

[@Deviled_Eyza101]

ah this is relaxing... WAIT A SECOND!!!

[@wulftea]

2:18 i just noticed the very transparent uncle samsonite and it almost gave me a heart attack

[@boltimus]

Jake I need more of these videos

[@JakeBowenTV]

You shall receive them.

[@billcaaazby2998]

Jake Bowen y e a h h h h h

[@Therian_lover8765]

For a second, i thought it was just a dog until i waited and saw slight Uncle Samsonite in the chair, and then i hurd... "**Jump on it.**" I think he's after me. 😭😭

[@Volkoro]

uncle samsonite slowly materializing on a chair

[@thatstupedperson-f9i]

I'm going to get my teacher to play this when it's near Christmas 😏

[@bigz6246]

I saw his hand at like 1:30 and I was like wtf then saw his eyes and mouth and was like OH GOD NO

[@Fionaaa333]

Please make a magic mike trailer but instead of mike it's uncle samsonite

[@JakeBowenTV]

This may happen.

[@Fionaaa333]

NO WAY

[@jrdnsgrarchvs9163]

@@Fionaaa333 did u see he made it?

[@jrdnsgrarchvs9163]

@@Fionaaa333 kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2jMgJSridiinrc

[@booman9990]

I want to pick up that pupper and put him in the chair with Uncle Sam.

[@jinx_bug]

i'll be sending this to all my contacts next Christmas.

[@BioNuclearBRICK]

It's that time if year again, folks

[@commanderlouie8921]

Ah, it is that time of year again. Time to pour a glass of off-brand and cozy up by the fire.

[@JakeBowenTV]

'Tis the season.

[@kbz4965]

Why isn't there a national holiday for uncle samsonite yet?! Happy holidanks

[@codyfarkas7673]

kbzombiehunter July 18th

[@hellspawn.of.the.sentry]

Tis the season

[@happyvirus9200]

Who watched the whole thing?

[@bigz6246]

Happy Virus me

[@jotarokujo7237]

I did too

[@heathjasmine]

Can we all agree Uncle Sam just loves music

[@SuperCreeperplaysMC]

Uncle Samsonite, what if I where to escape from your humble domain? I mean, you're a nice..thing.. and all, but i have to go back home.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Sweet, sweet Zero Cool. You can't leave now. There's still so much fun to be had.

[@okemtv1935]

Don’t worry, I know what you’re thinking.. Uncle Samsonite -2019

[@FangAlt]

That was hot.

[@firebros1467]

At 2:30 I'm like what's that sound in the background and what's that on the couch comment if this freaks you out

[@_nacho_5541]

Hello jake make me laugh your videos a lot and I wonder if you could make a 360 degree video of uncle samsonite because it would be great to be with uncle samsonite with the virtual reality glasses bye

[@JakeBowenTV]

I will look into this.

[@PapaCritical]

YES

[@codyfarkas7673]

R.I.P. idea

[@sontonyuchiha1346]

can u put out the slowed version already😂

[@ericplazola1245]

Son Tony Uchiha it sounds amazing doesnt it?

[@sontonyuchiha1346]

Yep i really wanna down load it

[@ericplazola1245]

Son Tony Uchiha i also want to download it

[@sontonyuchiha1346]

Hopefully be puts it out

[@chorfela4859]

2:01 he starts to appear

[@estefanistrawberryo3o]

I love how Uncle Samsonite is sitting in the couch 🛋️ By the way merry Christmas jakeee!! 😆

[@alalium]

I play this video every christmas

[@Pooper-the-Paldean-Wooper]

What’s that distant phat beat I’m hearing

[@shreklove510]

Merry Christmas jake 😂

[@JakeBowenTV]

To you as well, sweet shrek love.

[@societalanchor]

Have you met Shrek?

[@memeno7810]

Why did I watch this whole video 😂😂

[@ETR5009]

Hope everyone's having a phat christmas this year

[@manuelvillegas2401]

I WANT TO DANCE TO UNCLE SAMSONITE THO 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥!

[@WuaTaID]

happy holidakz 🥰

[@radsnax]

I love it when Jake replies to comments (the replies are so funny)

[@commanderlouie8921]

Merry Christmas Jake Bowen!!!

[@speeding_5496]

Keep up the work!

[@JakeBowenTV]

Thank you. I shall.

[@jacenolan5966]

4:04 me when the pizza rolls are done

[@jongibbs6654]

Uncle Samsonite, where are your feet?

[@tydyman2003]

I need to cosplay as Uncle Samsonite next year

[@JakeBowenTV]

Yes you do. You also need to take photos and send them to me.

[@PufferfishDRockski]

Happy *JUMP ON IT* day!

[@blackberry8615]

MY SADDLE WAITINGGGG COME IN JUMP ON IT-

[@nerftarkus7158]

I'm early. Love yew uncle samsoneete

[@quantumblur_3145]

Every episode of Doctor Who but the tardis materialization/demat sounds are replaced with "My Pony] and the tardis itself is replaced with uncle samsonite.

[@GoreBox-90A]

4:58 IS COMING!!!!

[@rocolapetina8519]

oh no uncle samsonite this is back

[@loafiocool]

It's holidanks season, fellas

[@rale7215]

Hey man, is it possible to get a super DANK close-up of Uncle Samsonite's face for use as a profile pic?

[@SuperVideoSpoon]

How do I summon you, oh great uncle.

[@JakeBowenTV]

By laying down a phat beat.

[@johnsanders7184]

Or saying TWERK TWERK TWERK

[@jdb3568]

I love uncle samsonite

[@TheLoonToon]

Happy Holidanks US

[@flak4661]

happy holidanks to all

[@og-savage1013]

Tahi_Official and to all a good dank

[@area51tm98]

what is the name of the sooooooong!!!!!???

[@Astro-Vision]

Pony By Ginuwine

[@PrismVision007]

Sometimes, the one entity more greater than Krampus is Uncle Samsonite

[@ShampooWow]

Nice video! I like it

[@JakeBowenTV]

I'm glad.

[@minimariit6243]

I’m starting to see uncle samsonite, oh no oh nooo, nooo, help me I’m texting from my closet, HELP, he’s here

[@Scooby2808]

Is possible to include a link or make a separate video for the slowed pony song?

[@Jamie_Wilcock]

scooby wankerton that would be a good ifea

[@Jamie_Wilcock]

scooby wankerton *idea

[@unclesamsonite1524]

Happy holidanks

[@X-Man1620]

What did I do?