Round Two - Uncle Samsonite S2 E7

[@puffinish]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Uncle Samsonite. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Guinwine, phat beats, or Kroger, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Mr. Dad’s optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the philosophy of being frugal with soda pop, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Uncle Samsonite truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Uncle Samsonite’s existential catchphrase “Jump On It,” which itself is a cryptic reference to one of Guniwine's top hits, Pony. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jake Bowen's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

[@JakeBowenTV]

Ease off the szechuan sauce, there, puffins.

[@darkfear4275]

Thought this may be appropriate Here's how to clone a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup in 3 minutes. GET THIS 12 paper muffin cups One 12-ounce pkg. milk chocolate chips 1 cup reduced-fat peanut butter 1/2 cup powdered sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt DO THIS 1. Cut the top half off of the muffin cups so that they are shallower. 2. Pour the chocolate chips into a glass bowl and melt them in the microwave. Microwave at 50% power for 2 minutes. Stir the chips gently, and let them sit for a minute or so. If the chocolate needs more melting, microwave those chippies again at half power for 30 seconds. Stir gently. Continue the process, stirring gently as you go. But be very careful not to overcook the chocolate or it'll seize up on you like day old Carolina roof tar. 3. Using a teaspoon, spoon a portion of the chocolate into the middle of a muffin cup. Draw the chocolate up the edges of the cup with the back of the spoon. Coat the entire inside of the muffin cup with chocolate and place it into a muffin tin. Repeat with the remaining muffin cups and then put the whole muffin tin in the fridge so that the chocolate hardens. 4. Combine the reduced-fat peanut butter, powdered sugar and salt in a medium bowl. 5. When the chocolate in the muffin cups has hardened, pop the sweetened peanut butter into the microwave oven on full power for 1 minute. This will soften up the peanut butter so that it easily flows into the cups. 6. Spoon a small portion of peanut butter into each of the chocolate-coated cups. Leave room at the top for an additional layer of chocolate, which we'll add later. Put the cups back in the fridge for about 10 minutes, then use your fingers to flatten and spread out the peanut butter. Pop the cups back into the fridge for an hour or until the peanut butter has hardened. 7. When the peanut butter filling has hardened, re-melt the chocolate chips in the microwave on half power for 30 to 60 seconds. Use a teaspoon to spread a layer of chocolate over the top of each candy. Chill the candy once again to set up the chocolate. 8. Finally, remember to take the paper off the outside of the peanut butter cups before eating them.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Gotta' love that Reesees.

[@artisti.o3744]

puffins it's GINUWINE not GUNIWINE!!!

[@falc0ngaming952]

Waiting on the next one 🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝🕒🕞🕓🕟🕔🕠🕕🕡🕖🕢🕗🕣🕘🕤🕙🕥🕚🕦

[@PUTINSNEIGHBOR]

A moment of silence for a man lost. His moves were on fire, much like the houses he definitely did not burn

[@JakeBowenTV]

He will be missed.

[@minimariit6243]

Jake Bowen OH MY GOSH HE BETTER NOT BE DEAD, I’ve been stalking these comments to see you slip a spoiler, WHYYYYY

[@anastasialoveless677]

No steve is alive hes alive hes alive *sobbs*

[@absolutelyshmooie7086]

Late Night Pyrotechnics RIP Jeffrey

[@Jack-sy1vx]

He will most definitely be back

[@OptiJams]

when a dance showdown is better than most modern climaxes in fiction

[@JakeBowenTV]

This comment gave me a good chuckle.

[@homiej57]

I think someone doesn't understand the second meaning of the word "climax"

[@MrFuller876]

@@OptiJams lie lie lie lie lie lie lie.

[@ilovesmosh2012]

HONKKK

[@shayanfang60]

Steve is honestly such a fricken beast

[@ashes7316]

well now he's dead

[@JakeBowenTV]

RIP.

[@shayanfang60]

ashes Or is he! 🤔

[@elkboy762]

Agreed

[@thekellanator2642]

@@JakeBowenTV Bring him back for season 3 episode 3 when it comes out

[@JoeMama-iq9vp]

Please don't tell me Steve died. I will cry for weeks, maybe even years.

[@jonathanearl1118]

ok cheeseburger

[@JakeBowenTV]

That would be an appropriate response.

[@Krispy-Klips]

Chase laird I'm with you man Steve was the best He single handed save every one in both seasons

[@rocuro3105]

Even if Steffe realy died with this moves he could dance the hell out of hell

[@anastasialoveless677]

Me to

[@gkslash]

First Issac, now Steve. The team is dwindling at an alarming rate. I have to say though, Uncle Sam's musicality was on point for this battle. Steve just couldn't captivate him like he did before. The future is grim folks.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Grim, indeed.

[@realsupernova222]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo😮😮😮

[@anastasialoveless677]

STEVE IS OK I PROMISE *starts sobbing*

[@belkYT]

You forgot Jeffery

[@gonzalodelgado3507]

​@@belkYTHe worked for kroger

[@heman6217]

God is not dead.

[@pinecone9619]

Yes he is, uncle samsonite replaced him.

[@OGEdgyUsername]

Checkm8 atheists

[@SamuraiJACsr]

Uncle Sampsonite can't even catch a man-boy. Let alone take down God. Plz

[@gavinbeck8759]

But steve is 😢😭😭

[@OGEdgyUsername]

Baby Cream NOOO Why Steve :(((( He was my favorite character

[@joeymonocrow4334344]

I dont know what was funnier. Steve stopoing for a recee snack or the fact that Uncle Samsonite actually waited for him to finish.

[@JakeBowenTV]

I, too, am partial to that bit.

[@edwardyawn3839]

NOOOOOOO! Please don't let Steve die!!! (He's got the phattest dance moves I've ever seen)

[@JakeBowenTV]

No promises, I'm afraid.

[@xx_insecure_white_boy_36_x28]

Jake Bowen Or will you pull some spoopy shit?

[@rpg6128]

steve got some fresh-ass timberlands

[@rpg6128]

Thine comment got a like-eth

[@rpg6128]

Thine comment got a like-eth

[@huhwhatthe1]

If u wanna know all phat beats here they are 2:11 Step Back by trias 2:34 Depravity by machinimasound 2:51 babylon by lideon 3:00 Warning by frnkstn 3:11 Vanilla by Meluran These are all the beats so your welcome

[@wendellmacadaag2496]

Thanks for helping me bro

[@huhwhatthe1]

np

[@pmac2478]

Freaking lost it when Steve points down at his shoe! :)

[@JakeBowenTV]

I don't think too many people noticed that detail.

[@cdaemondx8241]

I kinda see it but i cant describe it

[@brandonhargun4512]

Julian Cardenas what’s the joke?

[@DeathPerMinute]

Brandon Hargun, I assume it’s because Sammy doesn’t have any shoes, or feet for that matter

[@Gray_Gore]

2:35 I laughed quite a bit at the part where Uncle Samsonite starts jumping around doing crazy emoticons with forbidden steps. 😂

[@jonathansebastian1991]

All joking aside, this is honestly one of the best shows I’ve seen in my life. You guys do a really good job, congrats. Get it on TV!!!

[@JakeBowenTV]

Thank you very much, Jonathan Sebastian. We aim to please.

[@francoislamar4786]

It's goddamn so fun, with uncle Samsonite.

[@francoislamar4786]

Uncle Samsonite 😨 twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk

[@shayanfang60]

Uncle Samsonite I understand ur trying to be scary. But no one scary is subscribed to Matthew Santoro. 😂

[@CellPerfect-p4u]

Steve no 😢 I love how he didn’t care at all and just said “oh deer”

[@Bright-749]

This eposide contained the phattest beats yet! I'm in love with this series...

[@JakeBowenTV]

Thank you, Davic Kang.

[@JaysCoolThings]

I wish this series was shown in theaters.

[@Khalid.ab41]

Too scary for everyone

[@blazedfan131]

I congratulate you Jake Bowen you have made a binge worthy series congratulations

[@JakeBowenTV]

Thank you, Incredible Pepe.

[@LasagnaQueen]

Man, Steve is the only guy who can say he battled an Ancient Diety thrice! That guy's a legend!

[@BraydenDorwart]

Let alone in a dance battle of all things

[@darniusstudios5139]

*sees Uncle Samsonite break dance* Me: Maximum phat beat level reached.

[@ecirtapp]

I want uncle samsonite to grab me like he grabs that child

[@unclesamsonite8213]

Ella Mordaunt Uncle Sam is happy to provide if you give him your address

[@Artace_Mint]

Is that my ring phat*

[@itakedelightincornbread6990]

Angelo The Kidami smh ur right

[@kylerkoepke6602]

*R I D E I T*

[@mizukigomen]

you get me

[@Clown69694]

Y’know props to Uncle Samsonite for letting Steve eat that Reese, seems he may even understand the true deliciousness of Reese’s.

[@lydiag8368]

Are there already Ohio-based Steve fan clubs, or should I make my own? Also, congratulations on the delicious Reese’s sponsorship.

[@JakeBowenTV]

There are ways to make sure yours is #1.

[@waylonhawkins9942]

I'll join.

[@anastasialoveless677]

Ohio gang :)

[@gorrilamode6425]

Jake Bowen steve might have some tips on that

[@TriggeredFiend]

Are you accepting applications?

[@doctorq.9942]

Aww, not Steve. He was one of my favorites... This show is the quintessence of perfection.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Why, thank you. And RIP Steve.

[@razzle8140]

Casting Steve is just perfection. And the cinematography and the editing of the dance sequences are incredible. My new Halloween tradition is watching Steve dance.

[@marshmallowdoom7720]

Steve is soooo good my fav charactor another great episode keep it up.

[@whiterunguard7109]

The proud legacy of Uncle Samsonite is still golden. May he live on forever.

[@CFBNate]

I AM DYING FOR ANOTHER EPISODE. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS INVESTED IN A SHOW SINCE STRANGER THINGS

[@JakeBowenTV]

Your devotion will be rewarded, Nate Thompson. Episode 9 is in progress.

[@thetimelords911]

Reeses is to Uncle Samsonite as a fishing rod is to Ganondorf.

[@astro2678]

This is by far one of the best episodes in the series! Can’t wait for more!

[@Makamakazi]

3:11 a nice little throwback, thanks jake!

[@nikhessman6098]

I'm still right behind ya, Jake. Keep it up, the show is great. And merch now! What a turnout!

[@JakeBowenTV]

Thank you for your loyalty, nik hessman.

[@harperboon8329]

I want a spin off show about Steve, he's so amazing. Another great installment in our Lord and Savour Sampsonites show though, keep it up!

[@JakeBowenTV]

I think that's an excellent idea.

[@Stanfordscienceman]

Steve side story where he’s having a danceoff against a gang of the weakened remnants of samsonite’s past foes to fight his way out of samsonite’s realm

[@I.K.E.L.O.S]

STEEEEVEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@SkyDellinger]

Steve's dance moves are LIT 😂😂

[@callumggault6979]

This episode still hurts. I can't believe how invested I've become with this series. Bring on S3 ep. 2!

[@tristantinethegreat1555]

Steve brings the heat on another phat beat. Honestly he's a legend. We are not worthy.

[@lilsmoisty9822]

GOTTA LOVE THAT REESE'S!

[@Localvrboy]

When Steve and Uncle Sam were having a dance battle if you turn the captions on it says “phat beat”

[@theexplodingkarat4778]

2:34 is my favorite

[@Jacob-tg1nm]

0:05 GOTTA GO FAST

[@chooiscool]

Enjoying a quick Reese's snack

[@MrEaterTeater]

That dance off is on par with the season 2 finale of Stranger Things 2, which made me cry, so you know some incredible work is happening here

[@JakeBowenTV]

I just watched the Stranger Things 2 finale yesterday, so I know that is some high praise. Thank you.

[@maxfieldspowell]

I watch this before bed and my closet is slightly open dear lord help me

[@imanuelawad4145]

Dancer Gem same goddamit

[@JakeBowenTV]

RIP you.

[@buckwolf7554]

Do like the dance and you'll know either ways how long it goes

[@pewpewmans7790]

Came for uncle samsonite, returned for steve.

[@uNPUB-o1m]

Respectable uncle, waited for him to finish his snack

[@Stanfordscienceman]

LOVE Samsonite going along with Steve’s moves before he has his Reese’s snack

[@daichinated449]

4:03 uncle samsonite is in the shape of a swastika

[@Imanolguarie]

2:51 my favorite part

[@DrFuzePhd]

I really hope this series will last forever. I don't think I have enjoyed a KZbin series anymore than this one.

[@JakeBowenTV]

That is high praise. Thank you very much, A chocolate lover Loving the chocolate.

[@Dread873]

This is the best dance off I have ever seen!

[@eddierand8882]

I just binged watched both seasons and I need more in my life

[@owendixon8650]

Best episode of season two yet 😤 Steve is god

[@JakeBowenTV]

Why thank you.

[@itsyoboiayden3979]

@@JakeBowenTV hello Jake (please heart this)

[@sweaterpenguinaj4965]

YES DADDY

[@AGenericAlias]

soda bois

[@cheetahlove199aj2]

this never ever bores me!! I love it so do my friends thank you

[@alexparker2432]

I'll miss you Steve

[@anastasialoveless677]

*Sobbs*

[@Kcv273]

HOLY SHIT STEVES SUPERHERO LANDING!!!!

[@Yeah.hooray]

Uncle Samsonite has a bit of a good side, he just let Steve enjoy the Reeses and continued dancing

[@OfficialTheDoise]

The fact that uncle samsonite actually waited for him to finish his snack just shows how an 1% friendly he is and just 100% more evil,just saying 3:30

[@doggoboi3585]

Literally just started watching stranger things and just realized that this series is a parody of stranger things but the series is executed so well that it took me a while to actually realize that it's a parody. Well done keep it up

[@JakeBowenTV]

Thank you very much. In truth, though, the original Uncle Samsonite video predates Stranger Things by almost ten years. He's really more of a parody of The Cat in the Hat. But Stranger Things was certainly an influence.

[@doggoboi3585]

Jake Bowen I remember when I seen the stranger things episode where she started using Christmas lights to talk to her son and I was like "hey I seen that in uncle Samsonite" I eventually put two and two together

[@rubylovesdex]

I believe Uncle Samsonite and Steve could really get along as no one brings up the cheap soda.

[@cymax3476]

How is it possible to make those moves Uncle Samsonite is truly unstoppable in a dance match

[@jigsfsfsf5755]

I couldn't wait for this episode, thanks guys for putting another out.

[@JakeBowenTV]

You are most welcome, JIGS.

[@Haivr-vr]

3:12 i will never forget this song 3:12

[@kingpluto4139]

Wow this is amazing great job!

[@JakeBowenTV]

Why thank you.

[@glitchyboi4400]

seeing sam dance with steve makes me so happy

[@bread-guy001]

this episode was series changing. Samsonite is at the height of his power. Who will save the bowens now? I predict father John.

[@gigagames-bm4cm]

you gotta love that resees *busts it down*

[@YosupHadjAggasid]

3:11 whats song is this called?

[@huhwhatthe1]

Vanilla by Meluran

[@marmiegarcia4031]

Idk but we just call it a phat song

[@huhwhatthe1]

@@marmiegarcia4031 The name of the phat song is Vanilla by Meluran

[@O_verdadeiro_sonic]

This easily makes it into the top 5 most epic battles in history🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jshiv4310-u1p]

Steve is like the gojo of uncle samsonite

[@Cinnamonz89]

"Backshot Demon"💀

[@Nyanminsatt-zz9te]

3:43. eating in middle of a fight💀💀💀

[@Greenmintthefirst]

Sameee I literally laughed at that part so hard!

[@rubylovesdex]

I really believe that Uncle Samsonite and Steve could get along as long as no one brings up cheap soda.

[@hlennus8552]

4:16 top 10 saddest anime deaths

[@Soundtracker21]

“oh dear” STEVE!! Weeeee..

[@Bandersnatch41]

NOOOOO STEEEVEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[@elkboy762]

I have shared this with Many of my closest friends who enjoyed it as much as me thank you for creating this wonderful creation of fun please keep making them

[@elkboy762]

Thank

[@elkboy762]

You

[@edoardomigliavacca9343]

my favorite episode by far, i mean the whole series is amazing but this is the best

[@BraydenDorwart]

Steve has definitely always been my favorite character, ill miss him 😢

[@Kaso241]

When a dance battle is more epic than dragon ball battles

[@tommymfj3448]

BEST EPISODE OF SEASON 2 SO FAR

[@JakeBowenTV]

Thank you, Tomjackson 21.

[@lagging4656]

Ok really, how does JB not have more subs.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Perhaps in time.

[@clarie-yu6tz]

I will not lie Steve swooping in superhero landing style like he was freaking goku returning to earth to fight nappa was absolutely insane, genuinely peak fiction

[@spyder_albert]

Samsonite's got a lot of respect to let Steve take a snack break mid dance battle.

[@coach533]

Even to this day, this episode still makes me cry.

[@RaffiaSabreenG.DeJesus]

“NOOOOOOOO” why is this so funny😭

[@Bucketman117]

“I love Steve’s epik dance moves! I really hope he doesn’t end at this video” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

[@Braxton-i5x]

Steve is my favorite character

[@nessi3369]

This is one of the best episodes so far!

[@JakeBowenTV]

Thank you.

[@MaximoHerrera-q6j]

2:14 epic moment

[@cool-sb5sz]

There’s just always something special about those named Steve.

[@Coolio_Ash]

steve is probably an irl breakdancer theres no other way hed be that unironically good at dancing

[@Craptor-zw2zo]

"poor steve :(" is the best caption known to man.

[@Backbone-mh9ri]

STEVE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥

[@MimicksRiot]

2:56 song

[@cosminstanciu3867]

uwugodowo you have found song?

[@ariefbrooklin7543]

​@@cosminstanciu3867no Babylon by lideon

[@ariefbrooklin7543]

babylon by lideon

[@claret953]

3:12 vanilla by merulan

[@MajesticWaffle]

This beats dancing with the stars anyday

[@That_onevamp2008]

2:34 anybody knows this song name?

[@huhwhatthe1]

Depravity by machinimasound