Happy New Year?? | Christopher Titus Armageddon Update

[@arbknight12]

To paraphrase Lewis Black: “We’re f**ked! We’re totally f**ked! You have no idea how f**ked we are! We are solidly f**ked!”

[@athfcoz]

I love Lewis Black. He's the first comedian I ever got into. I've been a fan for over 20 years. Since I was about 14

[@WarmasterJoshmaul]

"I don't know what's gonna happen, we could have giant ticks everywhere, I don't know! Run! Scurry! FLEE! FLEE!"

[@pickles8551]

It's become a refrain in my head.

[@scopie49]

We're Hitler in the bunker fuuuuucked. -Ylvis

[@John-g6x1h]

Lewis is another man on my heroes list.

[@EuphoriaDeep]

I'm in my 50's, so at least I got to experience Democracy for a good portion of my life. It was nice.

[@timwhite7127]

I'm well into my 70's so I got to experience Democracy and the emergence of The Beatles. I can only wonder what's waiting for us four years from now but from here it doesn't look pretty...

[@roni6215]

You must be a male Caucasian.

[@johnsmith-ee6tr]

Ya 54 here, democracy lost now

[@johnking6252]

Ahhh, I remember it well ! 70yo 🌈✌️🙏

[@MrsNaughtyCat96]

Yea…didn’t think democracy would be on the “good ole days” list! 😢

[@LeoDomitrix]

I'm in my 50s and have spent most of my life watching CEOs buy the USA

[@PearlOfTheQuarter23]

They flaunt their wealth and abilities to flaunt the law and the cult stands slacked jawed and drooling

[@jeanp.kangaroo1541]

"What we learn from history is that no one learns from history." - Otto von Bismarck

[@MrWascally]

.. one more time on the merry go round ...

[@OldPainlessSR-71]

if hillary didnt win...what made you think ka-mala a dumber version would win...?...sippy cup drinker

[@davidobriend8560]

"Politics ruins the character " -bismark

[@catspasm2004]

Did anyone notice this year started with W T F?

[@shanzhi3184]

🤯

[@JasonHill-ko7fr]

Can u elaborate??

[@InDeathWeReturn]

@@JasonHill-ko7fr Wednesday. Thursday, Friday. W T F

[@deranger22]

@@JasonHill-ko7fr Wed-Thu-Fri

[@JasonHill-ko7fr]

@@deranger22 oh ok, well it's probably going to be a rough year so good luck and thanks for elaborating.

[@52ace1]

Love you Titus- keep telling the truth and giving them shit

[@KeithRoper-s6c]

@@52ace1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bk58117]

This country is mad. I can’t even stand it. Not one bit. No respect.

[@missmary2877]

Maybe Norway will buy us.

[@OldPainlessSR-71]

bye bye sleepy joe and the ho...lmfao

[@Buddie-l9i]

@@bk58117 Half of the country is mad. trump only won by 2 million votes. Not close to a landslide or solid majority. When spring gets here there will be so many marches against trump and his asinine policies his head will spin. He wants to be like putin and send in troops to stop peaceful protests. The world knows how to handle the convict conman. Blue wave in 2026.

[@carolakelleski7905]

Love💜 your work Titus. Im 68yr grandma & can not fathom how stupid & hateful people have become. Thank you deeply for continuing to SCREAM SANITY💜💜💃💃

[@justinplayfair9827]

Here in Canada, watching in horror.

[@jankwartel1860]

Same here 😱😭, the Netherlands.

[@chrissy6478]

Either of you got a room or closet you want to rent for $800 a month? -asking for a friend😅

[@lhoward9593]

It's like living above a meth lab, isn't it?

[@earthsystem]

I'm so ashamed and angry about what USA just elected. All our checks and balances have so far failed

[@miningmama7379]

Canada you have our prayers and support 🇬🇧🇨🇦We can survive hopefully the next 4yrs..🇺🇸you are f****d

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

The problem I have with this is this whole thing, even if we do make it through the other side, we already went through it once and it only took four years for people to forget. If the voters can forget and drop us right back into this mess, we won't ever be able to fully fix the damage.

[@brandirose3874]

Because they DONT BLAME TRUMP FOR HIS ABYSMAL COVID-19 RESPONSE!!!

[@WhatIsThatAvi]

Trump voters didn’t forget; they voted for hate.

[@scopie49]

We're still feeling the effects of Reagan's shitty presidency from 40 years ago. Recovering from this current administration is going to take a century if there isn't some sort of violent civil war.

[@OldPainlessSR-71]

whats the "+" meaning...beastiality...pedo...?

[@robertklinck953]

@@Blasted2Oblivion DO you believe that you are surrounded by idiots. Then you are CORRECT. We should all be very alarmed. Good luck.

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

Next 4 Years are going to suck...Glad you're here Titus to get us through it.

[@charlenemack7040]

tRump 🤢🤮🤮🤮

[@danielkraemer1697]

Until he isn't. tRump will go after anyone who speaks out against him. Wait and see.

[@MonkeyJedi99]

President-elect Musk and First Lady Trump are going to make a heck of a mess.

[@DustinAxelson]

Next 4 years lmao

[@doctork1708]

No, confederate leaders did NOT go to jail, setting precedent.

[@someguyonli]

There's a lot here. I'd like to focus on one thing. Elon Musk. If you want Musk to be removed from the picture, keep calling Trump, Musk's Vice President. Remember your history folks. It was Trump who first started to discredit Dr. Fauci because during the COVID pandemic he was getting more attention than Trump. So, shine a brighter spotlight on Musk and Trump with kick him to the curb.

[@Ghost-Mama]

YES! Also, he’s a bully who doesn’t enjoy being bullied and neither do his snowflakes. They have a lot of misplaced feelings.

[@robertklinck953]

Better yet call him the brains of the presidency, some truth really hurts.

[@brandirose3874]

👍🤘🖖

[@brandirose3874]

​@@robertklinck953oof! That's beautiful 🤘😜

[@barronjaffe9401]

Good advice, analysis

[@SirBarth]

I know someone who voted for Jill Stein to "stick it to both parties". I said "Thank you for helping Trump get into office, I appreciate it. Watch your Medicare benefits get cut. Your Social Security benefits get cut. Let me know how that works out for you."

[@novampires223]

Same.. a lifelong dem and she did that.😢

[@philipnavin9134]

Those fools with their protest non-votes how's that workin' out for ya. 75 yrs on this planet I've been witness to the devolving of this country into unimaginable madness. I will not give up.

[@JoybuzzerX]

What state? Did Donald win that state? If he voted for Jill Stein in a blue state, then him voting for Jill didn't help Donald. Did he vote for Jill in a red state? Last I saw, only two states had a close call between being red and going blue. If he voted Jill in Idaho, for instance, Donald was taking that state anyways. The only states him changing his vote to Kamala may have made a difference is some swing states.

[@MelioraCogito]

In NONE of the close battleground states, did *Stein* garner anywhere near the difference in votes between *Kamala* and the *_ConOLD_* to cause her loss. If all the Stein's votes (as well as RFK Jr's) had otherwise gone to Harris, it would not have made a world of difference in the outcome in the battleground states. It's the almost 3.44-million Americans who voted in 2020, and who stayed home in 2024, that caused Harris' election loss (assuming a majority of them would have voted for her). There's also the sizable block that voted for Biden in 2020 and voted for the *_ConOLD_* in 2024.

[@JoybuzzerX]

@@MelioraCogito Exactly. Want someone to blame, blame those who always vote Dem but stayed home

[@jonesy7425]

You don't realize how much the humor you provide helps us though! It really carries us, and is very much appreciated and necessary! Happy New year. Let's enjoy the time we have...

[@OldPainlessSR-71]

bye bye sleepy joe and the ho...lmfao

[@monorail4252]

Every Irish person in the United States is saying " jesus christ" this new Year.

[@Clairebearthegoodfinder]

Yes I am!

[@heathergaston436]

So are many of the rest of us. Although for me, it's holy christing fuckshits.

[@warshield924]

@monorail4252 I'm only half Irish and I say it every hour

[@madmaximilian5783]

​@@warshield924well that little term does come in handy when flustered.

[@cheknfaks]

Happy Screw Year!

[@nw9353]

Right there with you !!

[@michelleduff6085]

I’m too terrified and pissed off to celebrate. I’ve been this since November 6th. I have not said happy new year 🤬

[@jonesjohnny153]

I feel the same way as you. I know I'll probably be out on the street, homeless. I'm ashamed to say I'm an American.

[@OldPainlessSR-71]

cry harder...?...lmfao

[@shermanwellons]

Feel you

[@Hunterese123]

So you gonna be mad for 4 years?

[@michelleduff6085]

@ I’m going to be mad and disappointed forever. I’m already looking for ways to make a positive difference where I can. I’ve already been active in the local food bank. There will be so many in need of love and care I’m having trouble figuring out where is the biggest need. I’ve left a message with my local meals on wheels. Just waiting to hear back. So to answer your question? I will be mad hurt disgusted that so many chose self over others. I’m horrified that so many truly do not understand the clear and present danger to their already precarious financial situations. I’m going to do everything I can to show what care looks like in action beyond the ways I’m already involved. So while I will always be mad? I’m going to get to work. To the 92% I’m eternally grateful for everything throughout history. I know it’s my turn. Way past time. I’m watching. I’m listening to the hard truths. Getting to work now. Enjoy your tea and popcorn. You more than deserve them as well as the recognition from all the women worldwide. Your example is stunning. You are truly magnificent human beings. We ARE NOT worthy.

[@doublegeevideos-tv1or1not1tv]

Happy New Year?? Yeah, worst happy new year ever and I've been here for 69 of them. The worst part is that we basically f'd ourselves, because we have allowed stupid people to be stupid on a level that never should have been tolerated. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK I'm so with you on every point.

[@OldPainlessSR-71]

sleepy joe quit after trump won the debate...lmfao

[@Hunterese123]

I mean people were out celebrating as the ball dropped, so are people really that mad?!?

[@Donathon-f6f]

Never forget... America is a Plutocracy... it's going to get Weird

[@tree4318]

plotoligarchy

[@loganswiss6903]

Pluto... Goofy... animated for sure... not in a good way for sure...

[@GrampsLameChannel]

12 score and nine years ago our fathers brought brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. I am so disgusted.

[@chrissy6478]

@@GrampsLameChannel well to be fair we're closer to that ideal than they ever were- even still.

[@GrampsLameChannel]

Yes, we must PRESS ON

[@richardluce775]

They traded lower gas and groceries for Tech bros that call them lazy,dumb with a helping of higher taxes and possible tariffs…. Good Job👍

[@GrandCrusader]

You mean traded the possibility of lower groceries and lower fuel We haven't seen any changes yet

[@danielcrouch6589]

That frumpy dress! Lol to your excellent team.

[@bobloblawslawblog99]

we are all fucked. but we can make a difference. we gave up before, and...here we are. let us not give up. let us, move forward., let us fight.

[@dwhitman3092]

When did we give up? --- Until this November, anyway?

[@p.jackson9657]

THANK YOU. Thank you for saying EXACTLY what's happening

[@kevinjones-lr7po]

Once again thanks!!! Don’t ever stop!!!! I always love your rants, and feel the same way!! so thanks for speaking the truth and getting me riled:)

[@andreaheckler56]

Happy New Year Chris! Thank you for the sanity check as ONLY YOU can deliver! I have to admit that I never thought I would ever see the day where CHRISTOPHER TITUS would become the LUMINARY this county NEEDS right now. Thank you for being so unapologetically you! Keep up the good work! ❤ Yours truly, the Divorce attorney that laughed a little TOO HARD at your Sacramento “Love is EVOL” concert. Much love and best wishes for your continued success!!

[@paulgamez2713]

They may have the money, but the workers can unite and shut them down. Who has more power.

[@jacrain9396]

As a Canadian, I don't know what to think. Our own leadership up north is turning into a disaster, and I'm not convinced the other choices are any better. Looking down south (USA) and seeing all this division and how millions could vote for f'ing Trump has me baffled. In short, everywhere I look its depressing.

[@Donna-op9nw]

Scary to watch so many people throughout the world falling away from "democracy".

[@pamelacrayne6056]

14th amendment anybody?😢

[@lancewebb5990]

You got jokes

[@notyourroad]

I'd settle for the 2nd.

[@cosmicraysshotsintothelight]

@@notyourroad Trump + Circus Cannon + Lye Pit = No more Oxygen thievery from that witch. I like ballistics.

[@wallyw3409]

Dont think that works on a cars sales man

[@Shrek765]

Happy New Year Christopher!

[@OldPainlessSR-71]

meanwhile in realit...zelensky is still begging for help like a clown

[@RickWayne-mn5mu]

The BROMANCE of the century. " ELUMP and TRON " 😅😅😅😅😅

[@MindfulMeanigful]

My brother, my brother, my brother. I was waiting for you to post another video. We're going to keep using our voices to make sure America will know that made a mistake. Love you, brother. Have me on the show one day!!!!!

[@recluse2855]

Thank you Titus! We're gonna need you alot

[@donnalipke998]

I’m not wishing happy new year to people. I’m giving them best wishes - somehow seems more appropriate!

[@richardbeck5407]

That outside the front door scene is funny on so many levels.

[@paulvamos7319]

Happy New Year 🎉🥳 I'm here with y'all Chris Ray and Ken! 😢 I'm going to hunker down for the next few years and hope for the best! If they still allow you on KZbin, I will watch! 😊

[@Paul-tg4xg]

If we can turn the frowns upside down and laugh through it all, we'll get through this Thanks Chris. BE STRONG Y'All

[@VernSherris]

Happy New Year, Christopher, Rachel & Ken!

[@MouseMotes]

I'm with you, dude!

[@QuesoGr7]

I like that you put that pic up of Batman's villains, because I've been saying the next 4 years are going to be the plot of Batman: Arkham Asylum

[@kennysp666]

Technically, some of them voted for him 3 times.

[@theromulanwarhawk]

Happy new year, brother. You're an oasis of sanity in a crazy world.

[@Jeffery-cc1uy]

Thanks again😊

[@chaoschronicler3211]

Man brought the same points to my therapist about why I'm having such anxiety coming into this new year (on top of two people close to be dying in the past month). Honestly think I gave her anxiety as well from talking about it

[@mrsmibbs]

Keep talking. Keep the two you've lost so recently alive in your heart and head. Keep thinking about the good times and how lucky you are to have had those people in your life. Many folks never have that. You won't "get over" the loss. Getting through another day is all you can do.

[@Donna-op9nw]

My luck I would get a MAGA therapist.

[@DannySettle-yi2ef]

Respect and Love ❤️ Thank's for the information 🙏 Bless you 🙏 Congratulations ❤

[@peteraustin1481]

You are the BEST POD PERIOD. Thanks Christopher.

[@OldPainlessSR-71]

chris is a contortionist that blows himself

[@MarieGoshorn]

Love this guy you make my evening thank you 😅

[@roberte03915]

Thank you, Titus. We appreciate what you do.

[@chevyv20]

I love you brother! Please keep doing this great work! You truly have earned a special place in Heaven for having the guts to tell the truth against such impending doom, such evil! God bless you, my brother! Please, NEVER stop telling the truth!

[@protosonic17]

I watched the new special and it was great. Worth the 10 bucks

[@harleydavidson3502]

I always wondered what happened to Max Headroom, he became a comedian 🤣

[@Bipolarcomic]

Hey! Take it easy on Titus. He has issues dealing with that billboard sized forehead. But that's what happens when you have that much humor, righteous anger and common sense stored in a massive cranium.

[@mattlong5746]

My only hope is that the people in power have the courage to say no when it matters.

[@RayRobbins-y1n]

Honestly!!!! Someone make this make sense!!! How can this NOT be the Twilight Zone?!!! I'm so sick of this, there's not enough zanex to get through 1 year let alone 4

[@Washougalite1]

I'm already on anxiety meds (I need the Dr to double my dosage) and I'm so grateful cannabis is legal in my state 🎉

[@lancewebb5990]

Xanax you mean?

[@OldPainlessSR-71]

cry harder...?...hahaha...lmfao

[@sharonguerrette7829]

YES! So well said! We are in for a WILD RIDE.

[@orangefeelrelaxingmusic898]

Love his exit laugh to avoid crying 😂😂😂👍👍👍👍

[@MrSociallyDistrted]

Keep on shouting the truth Titus! 50 years around this planet and I’m with you on every aspect you guys discuss weekly. 🤙🏽

[@evieraotacon]

We're right there with you Chris✊✊✊✊✊

[@katharhynnheidelberg4963]

"They watched him four years ... and the people who he screwed over still voted for him." It beggars belief. I know "it's hard to be funny," but for what it's worth, the pizza cutter instead of house keys had me howling!

[@stephaniehowell1109]

Protect Titus at all costs!!! Our sanity depends on it!!!!! 😮😮😮😮

[@OldPainlessSR-71]

dark maga is watching

[@gregoryshinn9805]

Thanks for the video

[@karltodd7313]

This gonna be one crazy ass 4 years !!

[@lunaticf5067]

Yeah we hope, Trump did say "that if you vote for him you would never have to vote again."We lost Democracy in the United States of America this is now a Banana Republic. Awful thing to happen to this country and these Democrats are complicit in the Fall of Our Democracy. People appear today in a group called "14th Now" disqualifying Trump from running the White House. but Democrats are complicit in destroying our democracy. Under The 14th Amendment Section 3 it clearly states that anyone who commits Insurrection is disqualified from running any Government in Washington

[@starlessmystery6429]

Well said!!

[@mrgreydayofravenwood2769]

Sadly I will have to agree with you Good Sir. Be safe Rest well Stay hydrated & GB4N.

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

Yeah, my husband and I celebrated New Year's Eve by just saying happy new year to each other, we ordered Chinese food for dinner and watched TV. Literally just another fucking Tuesday. Nothing worth celebrating in 2025. The next four years are going to be awful... And you know things are really fucking bad when you wind up getting news from comedians! And I'm grateful for our good man Christopher Titus here, and others like him because I cannot watch just straight reporting since it's too damn bleak. Also, I am reminded by something the GOAT George Carlin once said, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." And that is STILL true! So cheers to all My Fellow Sane (and smart) Americans!🥂🍻

[@cosmicraysshotsintothelight]

It is worse than that. Following Trump is an automatic, indisputable 45 IQ point negative hit. That takes some of them clean off the bell curve completely. :-) Many TrumpCult utter idiots will not recover, and this is proof that conduct (failing to vet) does affect IQ number.

[@dianebremer9408]

I watched the original Twilight Zone episodes marathon on ScyFy.

[@michaeld4946]

Thank you Chris. It helps a lot to find humor in exchange for WTFFFFF!!! Get ready

[@ManyfiresWoman]

I love that pic of his Lordship 'On the Spectrum' and First Lady Trump in a Spring dress, holding hands. 😄

[@zanagriffith7378]

Love the truth you speak.

[@warrenenglish942]

Thank you for helping get us through 2024. Unfortunately, you have to keep it coming.

[@JK-m9m]

That's a horrific cover and yet so spot on.

[@RobertSweeney-fz1nb]

All I can say about Titus is you are the BOMB!!! Thank You it really helps my day!!!

[@chrislewis4606]

4:15 That has been the question for two and a half FUCKING DECADES!!!

[@LastTinsoldier]

Damn ! Oh well 😩 looks like I'm going to start drinking again

[@vickiebruton1723]

God I hope you're coming to Texas! 🇨🇱🇺🇲😂❤️

[@YuvaJuba]

You can't say it any better than that. Some people are just brainless.

[@OldPainlessSR-71]

bye bye sleepy joe and the ho...lmfao

[@glenncurry3041]

Thanks! I needed some cheering up!

[@metalmark1214]

I've dedecated a song for 2025 that is perfectly appropriate - Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath.

[@angelafoxhawk3272]

The whole world is watching in horror. I hope we make it.

[@edbateyjr.517]

Well Said 👍🏾

[@BlueHazel44]

Agree agree agree. USA can't get it right.

[@OldPainlessSR-71]

bye bye sleepy joe and the ho...lmfao

[@davidcunningha22]

Titus, Just remember. Someone once said, "Must suck to suck." Merica said hold my beer.

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

"Sucks to be you, bro." - GOP slogan, 1980-

[@dougaltolan3017]

Nice that there was an Irish man at The Edinburgh Fringe.

[@JethroMunzz]

Sin palabras mi amigo!!! One of the best teams you are...out in the bunies,out n'about ...u name it!! I'm a flat ass white pale Mexican! And I vote 4 u!!!

[@Blivot]

Best program I have seen you do so far...Love it! I started drinking again too...^%$$#$#@

[@oonwing]

Hate clapping!!!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@slevenc-1377]

FDJT 💙

[@sharonjohnson442]

I've missed you 😊

[@saxogrammaticus3917]

Fool me once...shame on you Fool me twice...shame on me Drumpf fooled them twice

[@OldPainlessSR-71]

bye bye sleepy joe and the ho

[@brocku44.63]

The button on the cap has got to hurt when you do that!

[@AldaAzevedo-q7m]

You are so hilarious 😂 love this program....

[@MrGreen-fx1yz]

Titus I love Ya , you kept me going during COVID .

[@carbondated6151]

Nothing will replace the shock I felt when Dan Rather of CBS News announced Regan had won ... at 5 pm EST.

[@HowardMcCahill-k7n]

Didn't think back then that we could sink lower than a B-movie star??? Low & Behold we have a 34 FELON-Draft-Dodging RAPIST that sell's BIBLES .....can the bar be any LOWER ??? Stay tuned America & Good Luck !

[@LorraineFisher-p3d]

Oh Sweet Christopher, you’re back! 25 years ago, I’d watch your shows over and over, I was raising my own family, life was good, you were Funny AF! And you had us laughing pretty damn good during the campaign, right? Now I’m an old old woman and like So Many here among us, feeling a wee bit forlorn. But I’m ready Buddy, I’m only 10 minutes in and you’ve got me smiling 🥰🎉🙏💃🏼🐈🐈💋💋to you ALL💙💙👍

[@dannst77709]

I am on your exact page,just can’t believe how crazy all this has become.

[@blainemogil2254]

All we can talk about are the Good Old Days before 2016. Now we are going to witness, and suffer under, the worst sequel...ever. So long, and thanks for all the fish.

[@StephsScary]

This is a MUST OWN!!!

[@MssgKatz]

Maaannn shit!!! Yeah 😂

[@paulmccarter908]

Thanks man.

[@Paul-c1b]

As Dandy Don Meredith used to sing on the old Monday Night Football: Turn out the lights-the parties over!