Happy's Humble Burger Barn

[@jacksepticeye]

Hit dat like button if you also never get scared by games! 😎

[@josephlindholm7361]

Ye

[@shinxbiblade]

jacksepticeye yessir

[@holokyttaja5476]

Boop

[@Flareles]

i hit the like button then

[@jacatclark5672]

jacksepticeye ho

[@tacticalrover6428]

I love how the graphics suddenly improve when the “simulation” is over, suddenly becoming very realistic. So cool

[@jj_but_on_youtube]

"The best day of your life was in a simulation running at minimum capacity"

[@atmywhitson]

Epic

[@minecraftegg3607]

@@jj_but_on_youtube I see you are a fan of Rick and Morty as well

[@marwan4358]

I was about to say that XD

[@nicholasrolo886]

@@jj_but_on_youtube Wage Slave gets both minimum wage and minimum capacity

[@vixenflame]

Jack is nimble Jack is quick When Jack is scared His voice becomes 75% more Irish

[@kaizooooo1]

Rhyme 100

[@train123z]

Absolute bars

[@mallgothgf]

Vixen Flame jack flash sat on a candle stick cuz... fire is the devil zone me friend...

[@70kTeeth]

His accent gets thick

[@vixenflame]

@@mallgothgf r/ihadastroke

[@Hairballers]

Jack: “I have never been scared of a game” Also jack: *screams while throwing out the trash”

[@ronancummins7229]

EAT YOUR CEREAL

[@MasNas624]

reminds me of SpongeBob running and screaming to take the trash out in the hashslinging slasher episode.

[@ronancummins7229]

Jack acts like squid ward pretending it’s not real but later shits his pants

[@Wren_C]

Jack screams at everything. Whether its out of fear or not.

[@lastsingeralive5705]

@@Wren_C so true. Its like his best quality

[@zandriabates8268]

I work in fast food and we usually say "And can I get you anything else" to confirm when people are done ordering, right? Well we legitimately have a regular customer who always responds to this with "Yeah, I just need your soul". She does that EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE ORDERS. I've been working there for nearly three years now, and she routinely asks for her cashiers soul with her meal.

[@jetnagle8610]

do you have a go-to response to it by now?

[@presleyhanzlik2588]

I have friends that would say “sorry but I don’t have on it.”

[@visib_uncomfy]

that sounds fun

[@kitanakitsune]

As soon as she says that I would pretend to have my soul ripped out of my body, she’ll either be impressed or terrified but either way she got a soul

[@johnthedork723]

Iconic

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

I have a feeling that when Jack gets TRULY frightened by a video game, he begins to speak straight Gaelic.

[@Jeffrydounut]

Probably

[@driftteamleader3470]

Dia duit!

[@peterdaxon8558]

@@driftteamleader3470 Dia duit! Conas tá tú?

[@driftteamleader3470]

Godhawke Animations Dia is muire agat! I’m fine, Conas ata sibh?

[@peterdaxon8558]

@@driftteamleader3470 I'm fine, go raibh maith agat!

[@VleesetendPlantje14]

“That might just be the scariest thing I’ve seen in years. And I own a mirror” I felt that, F

[@thebox1607]

F

[@lidlid7815]

F

[@agzzradface3113]

F

[@Oliver-fp6rr]

*C*

[@slplssgr]

F

[@kay878it]

I'm at my boyfriend's house right now, staying on his couch and his mom comes from the other side of their house (its not big but there are two of them) and asked me if I was watching jacksepticeye. She is a fan. My boyfriend doesn't understand us

[@chillpotato2685]

Ur lucky,one time i was spending the night with my girl at their house,the bluetooth headset suddenly died and i have my Phone on the highest volume,then jack screamed so loud that you could hear it all the way from mars. Their family was looking at me weird,her mom ask me"what were you watching?" Then i said"potato"

[@storm7364]

Gwendel Dela cruz HAHAHAHHAHA

[@HeartBreakQueen94]

Marry him. Not for him. But so that BOSS is your mother in law.

[@flowersforrobbie]

Lucky, my mom is just like “wtf are you watching” and I’m just like y e s

[@AllWillFail]

Sounds like a cool porn intro

[@ashleykwena4931]

Love how when Jack said "I'm not above throwing hands" the music immediately kicked up 20:35

[@yessily]

𝙡𝙢𝙖𝙤

[@dwagn1702]

That's how ya know he's a legend

[@presleyhanzlik2588]

It’s like the game is saying “come at me bro”

[@lassliegen]

imagine going to this place in the dead of night, you're the only one there, it's crawling with rats and weird cow mascots and after the only employee screams "i'll be right with ya!" you hear their muffled voice from outside going "is that mars?" lol this cracked me up for some reason

[@ririsumurasaki5244]

Lmao

[@moxie7652]

I didn't even read your comment cuz I just saw twenty one pilots logo .... that's great

[@Lucina_247]

Omg if someone could animate that I'd love that! 😂

[@snerfol6388]

I love your pfp

[@Lucina_247]

snerfol . png mine? If so thank you ! :)

[@lucki_8052]

So I noticed that most of the “scares” happens when Sean makes a Happy’s. Deluxe..........

[@Legominifiggriddy5602]

What's the scare?

[@lukev108]

Darkness

[@lukev108]

Or a whopper....

[@lucki_8052]

Shasta Nardone it’s not much scares as to lights going off, loud noises and the background changing

[@meepnope4389]

Roblox Game Featurer whoppers are terrifying 🤢

[@emilybonnell5859]

jack trying to say "happy's humble burger barn" gives me "merry christler" vibes

[@i_am_Emmet]

Oh my god you’re right

[@SpectrumRenBM]

It's criman Merry crisis

[@cassandradavis4421]

Merry christmes

[@isaiah-the-starborn]

Is crismis.

[@PHOENIX-h3t3v]

Omg it does

[@jarekhartwell6235]

"Never touch an Irish mans boom box" I feel that you shouldn't touch an Irish mans anything

[@ashtonkavanagh127]

It is like that

[@asteriskk551]

What if you have an Irish husband?

[@the05thatasked52]

@@asteriskk551 LOLLLLLLL

[@spicytrash4569]

“Don’t touch an Irish man’s boom box” is rule one of becoming McC

[@chaosgaming1743]

@@hoshihoshikirakira5218 You have violated a law of The Irish

[@lastsingeralive5705]

@@hoshihoshikirakira5218 whoa whoa whao what you think you doing?!

[@creativename2683]

@@hoshihoshikirakira5218 pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!

[@WhyNot.2]

@@hoshihoshikirakira5218 RIP bro you dead.

[@jessesanders3191]

@@hoshihoshikirakira5218 so you have chosen...death

[@Diego-ii1tx]

Jack: “it’s very late. Why am i working at this hour?” Night/early morning shifts: Am i a joke to you

[@YojimboJames]

Nobody: Jack after working at Happy’s humble burger barn for 4 years: “Hey there! Welcome to Hadnibnqsjiasn”

[@dylanischillin2079]

James Slomian Hi! Welcome to afuckinghellthatwerestuckinforeverandcantgetoutpleasehelpmeimcryingsomeoneplease!

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

@@dylanischillin2079 Hi, Welcome to wakemeup(wakemeupinside)icantwakeup(wakemeupinside)saaavemeeee-!

[@ssickavie]

@@dylanischillin2079 hello welcome to iamobsessedwithveryproblematicandfuckedupthingslikeserialkillersandaveryproblematicmangacalledkillingstalkingwebothneedhelpsavemeplease- HAHA

[@nayardrox4782]

@@dylanischillin2079 Welcome to *m*

[@dylanischillin2079]

@@nayardrox4782 yes m

[@mhanerd2652]

Jack: Welcome to hippy hoppy boopy boo, hippy hoppy bunny bois, humber bumper doopy doo, herpers hampers bickle bam, bumpy bumpy boogie baby, happy humpy birthday bois. Me: Couldn't have said it better myself.

[@carlagechas5001]

It's happy humbles burger barn

[@katereeves4664]

Welcome to Helen's Udders

[@Fxc4lors]

@@carlagechas5001 No really?

[@Oscarthefluff12]

*D E A T H B A R N*

[@Dans849]

HAPPY HUMPY BIRTHDAY BOIS 💀

[@FallenCreature1997]

I'm literally wearing yellow pants as he said "it takes a confident person to walk around in yellow pants". I appreciate the compliment

[@lev164]

DoryS ur pfp is _perfect_ for this context

[@maggiesteenkamp8786]

You go girlfriend( sassy clap)

[@hqrtmaxv]

Well l mean you have all might as your profile pic your clearly stylish

[@ЭддиФранциско]

Baduy amputa

[@vit8131]

Im not gonna like this just bc its at 420 likes

[@zoexzebra2583]

Jack: thats a nice name : happys humble burger barn Also jack: welcome to humpy bumpy buggy baby

[@ZeroDurability]

"I'm being attacked by inanimate objects." Don't worry Jack, I once got assaulted by a welcome mat during a hurricane.

[@abbeygiles7034]

Oof-

[@MrJones52]

Elaborate on this if you may.

[@mochaexpert]

hold on WHAT

[@katanimefan966]

That’s not very welcoming.

[@commentguy854]

That's funny

[@yessily]

6:15 - Welcome to Happy's Helper.. Burgjsjsoal bAr- 7:11 - Humpy Bumpy Boogy Baby! 7:47 : Hippy Hoppy Boopy Boo! 9:14 : Happy... Happy... Birthday Boys! 12:04 : Hippy Hoppy Bunny Boys! 12:37: Humper Bumper Doopy Doo! 13:11 : Herper's Hamper Binkle Bam! 16:25 : Hi! Welcome to- 𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙣! 17:23 : 𝙃𝙞! 𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙃𝙚𝙡- 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙣'𝙨 𝙐𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨

[@dannic6326]

I love how he doesn’t even try to pronounce anything right 😂😂😭

[@thegongoozler5920]

Game: Manage the customers that come in Jack: “Am I allowed to kill them?” Please, never let this man work as a restaurant cashier.

[@austinallen6419]

He would be perfect for Wendy's

[@dexus_1722]

XD

[@peanutthelion815]

Seriously, and the orders. "I would like one burger, please" the literal dream.

[@SonicDestroyer12]

Not until he can see McC at least.

[@Dazyhead]

let's be honest, customers have it coming

[@lilkat6314]

"I've never been scared of video game." *stares at camera like Jim from The Office*

[@Undeadfayrie]

Omg lol

[@lastsingeralive5705]

Pulls out whiteboard to give a lecture..

[@chloeurban8748]

Sean: “I’ve never been scared from a video game” My brain: *plays a little slideshow of all the times he’s jumped and gotten scared from a game*

[@xbreakthr0ugh598]

Jumpscares don't count to being scared

[@GoWoahBro]

Simulacra tho he actually got scared from that

[@RabbitsFunWorld]

Subnautica

[@icandostuffp7456]

@@GoWoahBro that's what I was thinking!

[@--Rye--]

GG m8

[@holygrailforedgykidz4511]

The way he says "I'll be right with you" when he takes out the garbage warms my heart for some reson. And the scream after makes the wholesomeness funny wholesomeness. Funsome.

[@ananonymousperson8429]

Sean: “I’ve never been scared by a video game” *Minecraft has joined the call*

[@tricklewickle]

Cave sounds right... It's the cave sounds.

[@christina3537]

Flashback to jack screaming like a girl when he was trapped by a creeper with the irish lads

[@ananonymousperson8429]

Christina Rodriguez I love his girly scream

[@icerator]

*Watson Scott test joined the call*

[@onepunchman4719]

this is incorrect jack recently played the house in the forest which scared the %@$& out of him

[@kaileo8535]

Jack: "I've never been scared from a video game." Me: *flashbacks of 3 scary games* Are you sure Jack...

[@shadowx1232]

Kai leo a long time ago he made a whole comp of him getting scared shitless 😂

[@rubbers3]

Even Subnautica!

[@darraghoshea6294]

I think he means *literally* shit your pants scared

[@deadmemes4188]

details, details, lad.

[@vinneythe14th68]

Usually I don't do this but, r/woooosh

[@mafraldinha25]

I love how the graphics COMPLETELY changed once we find out we were in a simulation

[@lunarainbow152]

HOLY SHIT YESSS I FUCKIN LOVED THAT

[@akaYatte]

Sean: "That's the real danger!" Sean: *HEARS VOILENT BEES SOUND* Sean: Sean: Sean: "Actually, nevermind. Whatever's making THAT is!" Laughed so hard XDD

[@mesasimonson6612]

Voilent lol

[@mikotomisaka8714]

Sean: "I've never been scared by a video game." Me: *looks at outlast series* Everything I know is a lie.

[@Charlotte-111]

Hi Misaka! I love how you use your power to the best of your abilities. You're very smart

[@valk5028]

He was straight up acting all this time

[@kalosssbm1477]

Woooooooosh

[@Carts7]

Dont forget visage

[@tarakas9916]

Wow, you got a hearth from Sean Congrats

[@cultured2535]

1:12 "I have glasses to hide against the scares" Really? Mine force me to see them better.

[@Chrissyboyoyoy]

Lol same😅

[@janicesanchez7422]

shame I wear contacts

[@user_s0s-04]

Fuckin hell

[@darkbolt9568]

Nah you guys just bought the wrong glasses/contacts. You see you WANT your glasses to blind you so you don’t see the petrifying pictures of horror games! Jack is completely blind throughout the entire video!

[@tintin.9832]

“oops, I accidentally rubbed my lenses with my fingers, now there is smudges on my glasses.”

[@lilmintygames]

Jack: "I'm not above throwing hands, I will punch someone, even if it's a kid." *Jacks hands are rated E for Everyone *

[@Fedico7000]

*E*

[@beatmeat6149]

E

[@alecblankenship8488]

E

[@sweetnuthin]

F

[@sweetnuthin]

I mean E

[@iamcorgi._.6887]

I like how he says that a game hasn’t scared him in years but he gets terrified at placing trash in the dumpster.

[@KainaX122]

Jack: “I have never gotten scared at a video game” Me: *[slams head through wall]* “Are you sure about that?”

[@Moshyman]

U have a hard head

[@KainaX122]

A DarkKnightwithaBrightHeart I have been told that on occasion, yes

[@xbreakthr0ugh598]

Jumpscares don't count as being scared

[@joshuadaniel5490]

Im just thinking about all those times he has played horror games

[@lolpoco9878]

haha funny

[@figment641]

I love how he said he never got scared by a game and everyone is just coming for him in the comments

[@crowsoto9612]

they out here callin him out

[@localizeds]

Even robin called him out-

[@poppypinktv]

Me too 😂

[@comediansbyaccident5377]

Customer: orders something Jack: WHERE IS EVERYTHING Customer: The frick he doin over there

[@zuriwilliams1349]

"There's heifers EVERYWHERE!" WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY

[@abhimanyusharma588]

"I've never been scared of a video game," Also Sean: Jumpscared when a tree grew in front of his face in minecraft

[@evilmushroom291]

Bro nice comment 👌

[@anthonylomeli9272]

@@evilmushroom291 nice reply bro 🤙

[@jiddyfiddycrazy7288]

@@anthonylomeli9272 Nice reply to his reply dawg 👏🏾

[@gregkaz123]

@@jiddyfiddycrazy7288 nice reply to his to his reply 👏

[@narcissisticnuggetsyt]

JiddyFiddyCrazy nice reply to his reply of the reply bro 👌

[@caniwasteallyourtimeherein9728]

For those who have heart condition this is a list of potential jumpscare, consider me your guardian angel. 5:33 otis making his debut. 10:56 brace yourself...... Otis again. 13:59 blackout. 14:37 otis had enough of his life on the barn. 17:57 prolly the most scariest one in this vid but spoiler spoiler it's just a bunch of titans, it's creepy and trippy at the same time. 25:47 siren head and loud noise.

[@clementine-le]

My hero

[@samistrash6262]

Bless you kind warrior

[@ladytashimaru9319]

Thank you!

[@komalgill9753]

Thank you

[@_pich]

:)

[@nowinsertmemehere6403]

“I have the attention spand of a beef patty” i have never heard something so relatable

[@Bitch_Scotch]

don't worry guys the noise is just "the hash slinging slasher." nothing to be afraid of here.

[@owah]

lol

[@WILBURCULT]

Deku be talkin bout SpongeBob--

[@anthonysimpson01]

you mean the hash pinging trash slinging slasher?

[@Bitch_Scotch]

sorry my mistake SpongeBob-Senpai

[@anthonysimpson01]

@@Bitch_Scotch nah your all good

[@tdthedestroyer1232]

12:52 What do u say? "FEED ME THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!" "A bagle"

[@sasunakalista412]

Him" no A souls of innocent" Me: so...... Two Bagel?

[@HopePapernacky]

Marcos Rodriguez THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO!

[@theabandonedaccount1264]

That *is* what the devil would say of he went to a fast food restaurant.

[@meaghan1051]

Noooo!! Two bagles

[@peachyriings]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO "two bagles"

[@sogesunkun9671]

14:00 Jacksepticeye throws burger at customer's face *Restaurant's lights turn off* The Manager: FIIIIIIRRRREEEEEED!!!

[@box7884]

😂

[@KraziShadowbear]

Nice reference! XD

[@itsmoonlight_blossom8126]

Night of the consumers!

[@box7884]

“excusseee me”

[@box7884]

*demonic baby sounds*

[@Gia1911Logous]

"You can't be putting dead dogs into the start of this" Araki: How bout I do anyway?

[@daleharden1749]

"These aren't the type of buns I'm tryin' to grab, you know? Y'all with me?" I am, Jack. I typically prefer a brioche bun with my burgers.

[@tylern6420]

Assbun

[@redhood8749]

what are thooooooos

[@goosedotjpg]

Lmao, that is exactly what I thought when he said that!! I thought of brioche buns!

[@crayblox1154]

Yooo I love brioche

[@kennethwilliams6916]

Pretzel buns are good as well! But I also love potatoes bread! And sour dough, normal buns with the sesame seeds are fine as well.

[@jademoreno7838]

Why Jack Shouldn't Be a Cashier: 1. "Am i allowed to kill them?" 2. "What is wrong with ur face!!" 3. "Welcome to hippy hoppy bunny boys" 4. Takes peoples money without serving them

[@hyacinth1729]

3-100 "Welcome to happy bumper bumblefork"

[@L30-l9p]

🤣

[@whitewarrior0296]

Are we just gonna ignore the drastic jump in quality the game took when you enter the Paragon facility? That honestly took me by surprise. Also, I think that an eye should be kept on the studio. Judging from that ending I'd say that they're prepping for something, a bigger overarching project.

[@gutzbin]

That caught me off guard too

[@geminidreamst3874]

Jack: Is that a dog? Me: It's a deer. Jack: Is that a dead dog? Me: It's a deer! Jack: You can't be putting dead dogs in the beginning of this! Me: IT'S A DEER!!

[@jaimohighv3783]

Jack: *talking to a fake cow called Helen* Also jack: “welcome to Helen’s udders” That’s probably why all of the faces are staring at him

[@buttoningpuppet2518]

my best friends name is helen

[@HelenGPitts]

Previous month I managed to pull my first five figure wage ever!!! I've been working for this provider over the internet for twenty four months now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most desirable thing regarding it is the fact I am not really that tech-savvy, they just required standard insight into internet and common typing skill...Amazing thing about it is the more free time I got with my kids. I am able to dedicate quality time with my friends and family and look after my babies and also going on vacation with them very frequently. Don't miss this opportunity and make sure to react fast. Here’s what I do *worth48­.­c­o­m*

[@judesliggoo]

I think he said *Helen's udders*

[@jaimohighv3783]

Helen G. Pitts are you a bot. You sound like a bot

[@deuceydee3506]

They were the in-game Comedy Police

[@aidia9211]

“This is the scariest thing I’ve seen in years... and I own a mirror” -Jacksepticeye 2020

[@dinohunter6450]

I felt that...

[@quidecipitur3560]

Man that hit me hard.... because I can relate....

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

"Ooh self burn, those are rare"

[@aspin_]

“Woah there’s a plane in the sky” No I thought they would be underwater

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

They're submarines of the sky

[@gustavochavez3220]

Duddridge1 haha your so funyyyyyy

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

@@gustavochavez3220 Haha so are youuuu with your *July 69* joke

[@absilint1318]

There are more planes underwater than submarines in the sky

[@icandostuffp7456]

@@absilint1318 ur not wrong

[@Odón_of_Salt]

17:57 *throws customer his burger* *spawns 38 titans*

[@spoopyblogs]

As someone who works at a fast food restaurant I must say how accurate this is

[@megamood1009]

Ah yes, I too randomly summon demon spawns around my restaurant on a regular basis. Glad I'm not alone 😂

[@lokkeshsakthii6866]

Yea sure just an everyday job with Satan himself😂😂😂

[@spoopyblogs]

Lokkesh Sakthii just a normal night shift at McDonald’s

[@lokkeshsakthii6866]

@@spoopyblogs awesome

[@mahmoodahmad5621]

Jack to customer: Here shove it in your face. Customer: *So* *you've* *chosen* *death*

[@jennamaughan0392]

It's spelt "customer"

[@mahmoodahmad5621]

@@jennamaughan0392 Sorry for that and thank you for that 🤗

[@XLA-Archives]

Mahmood ahmad edit the comment

[@mahmoodahmad5621]

@@XLA-Archives I've done that already

[@XLA-Archives]

Mahmood ahmad oh alright, it didn’t update since I was probably typing this while you edited that 😂👍

[@sp0nke2]

”There is nothing beyond this point worth dying for” is like one of the scp:est senteces ever!!

[@jcatdubs7243]

17:55 , I have never seen someone go from so exited to so scared so fast

[@coughonpaws431]

"Hi! Welcome to Hippy Hoppy Bunny Boy's!" "Hi! Welcome to Herper's Hamper's Binkle Baam!" "Hi! Welcome to Death Barn!" ;-;

[@minkeymouce]

Hi! Welcome to Chili's!

[@coughonpaws431]

Skyler Rogers who sent you 👀

[@minecraft_errr6356]

XD

[@katielowrie3352]

I love how the customers were just walking around in the darkness because jack didn’t turn on the other set of lights 😂

[@pigsinablanket4698]

^ what

[@ricardochavez3419]

i dont even know

[@pigsinablanket4698]

lmaooo

[@katielowrie3352]

Ricardo Chavez why did I just now see this what the heck 😭

[@pigsinablanket4698]

LMAO I died when I saw it

[@kitkatdeluxe2394]

Jack: shows only him getting scared an not the game itself so we can’t tell when the scare comes up Me: *jumpscare preparation intensifies*

[@MystereedRL]

The emergency push door opening towards you absolutely grinded my gears. 19:31

[@allivairsomething8258]

Why is no one talking about how the graphics improved when he exited the simulation?

[@boardplanet4026]

apparently you are

[@InternationalAwesomeFoundation]

@@boardplanet4026 sssssshhhhhhhhhh.......

[@Dylan3301]

I am lol check my comment

[@JuiceMunger]

THANK 👏🏻YOU👏🏻

[@mrbottman734]

ikr

[@z1ipkn0t42]

The way Jack talks feels like he is slowly aging backwards.

[@im.melancholy7964]

Sean: “I’ve never been scared of a video game.” Me: *flashbacks for Fnaf jumpscares* “Are you sure...” (As in when he played them and he may not have been, but he sure acted like he was.)

[@viewer_discretion0]

TheAnnonYmous RiceCake *Lets fix that with a controlled shock.* Seems Eggs Benedict is not remembering his greeny boi days.

[@endocarditides]

KEVEN BREEMAN FUCKING AGAIN???

[@ultragaminggod199]

@Kevin Breemans BanYakFans I don't want to not look So Yes'nt

[@Liam-ut1zh]

r/wooosh

[@thedanceofitaly2170]

Flashbacks to outlast

[@Kul3girl]

20:41 Jack: “I will punch someone. Even if it’s a kid!” Me: “Especially if it’s a kid!!!”

[@ClaudiaFerreira-nq4fl]

Jumpscares (more like Jack being a baby) 11:00 13:59 14:38 17:58 25:47

[@msa6662]

Thank you

[@joemyslime9688]

A LIFESAVER THANKU

[@ddd7291]

BLESS

[@ddd7291]

CAREFUL SHES A HERO

[@eireannpower2340]

PREACH

[@codfan2057]

Jack: "you take your buns and you take your patty" Me: "you take the moon and you take the sun, you take everything that feels like fun, you put them all together and when you're done, RADARADARADARADARADARADA!"

[@judesliggoo]

I LOVE YOU FOR SAYING THIS LMAO

[@cptnmunch5319]

CODfan205 i miss chowder

[@derengalios8785]

So come on in feel free to do some looking stay a while cause something always cooking

[@savannahsmith1319]

You take the moon and you take the moon you take the moon and You Take The Moon aND yOU tAKE tHE mOON AND YOU TAKE THE MOON

[@spaceorc1397]

What's this from?

[@vijaybennis404]

6:15 imagine going to McDonalds and when you go to order the employee just goes "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?!"

[@R-Tard2319]

just tell the employe to look in a mirror them self and then go t burger king

[@mesasimonson6612]

Hate when that happens 😂

[@yourweirdplant]

"That might be the scariest thing I seen in years, and I own a mirror" *Ooh, self burn, those are rare*

[@twilightemily-afton4602]

"Those are not the buns i'm tryna grab!" *"SIR, THIS IS HAPPY'S HUMBLE BURGER BARN."*

[@bobthetomato7005]

SIR

[@twilightemily-afton4602]

@@bobthetomato7005 THIS IS HAPPY'S HUMBLE BURGER BARN

[@heliveruscalion9124]

SIR

[@Ownniceguy]

That burger barn isn't the place I'm going down to tonite

[@twilightemily-afton4602]

@@Ownniceguy Same here.

[@kyrnti1075]

27:30 So this guy must have gotten the "life saver" simulation damn more you think about it and rewatch it the more you realize How much lore there is to it. its not just a horror game with cheap jumpscares after all

[@Luke-809]

I have never gotten scared by game ever 5 minutes and 35 seconds later: *gets scared by a comically large cow that says “neeeeeeerd”*

[@engineergaming3418]

U liked ur own comment F

[@skeletalsquid6804]

@@engineergaming3418 you were born F

[@engineergaming3418]

@@skeletalsquid6804 u bullied me F

[@apag764]

captain gamer I’m just here F

[@salty5364]

Apag idiot F

[@jamesvargas1050]

okay this is scary, just finished watching twilight and thought ''lets watch some jack''... suddenly bro drops mad twillight knowledge at 3:30... this vid is 3 years old and I randomly picked it... double you, tea, ef.

[@pheonixragegmr5493]

Jack: never been scared by a game. *A pissed off subnautica leaves the chat*

[@sidensashes2589]

that's what i though lol

[@kayladelamora4824]

I thought the same thing 😂😂

[@SadLithium]

Jack: Does his job Me: Well hes gotta be the best Mc-C I have ever seen

[@azzazz430]

Depressed Lithium nope. He’s got a long way to go before he sees Mc-C

[@destinydizy9036]

@@azzazz430 True, but first: gaRbAgE

[@ashleighzacharias4795]

Jack: "I've never gotten scared in a video game." Creeper from the minecraft video a couple weeks ago: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@elbow_xd]

ilya D. Hop in the car bro, we are gonna find out who fucking asked.

[@DrIsis]

We're going to Egypt for 1 month to find out bruv

[@khristianmorse4130]

Ashleigh Zacharias Jack: "I've never gotten scared in a horror game/videogame." Fnaf series: "Are we a joke to you??"

[@aidanbarnard3914]

The fact that Jack consistently re-names the Resteraunt and doesn't even try to get it right makes this video so much better

[@rozz_raven]

Jack says he not scared Me: *starts playing his resident evil 7 videos*

[@IbanezDom]

I literally said the same thing

[@neby394]

*pulls up his really old fnaf videos*

[@rozz_raven]

*pulls up his 6 year old short inde horror game playlist* Here we go again

[@XLA-Archives]

*pulls up his DI-*

[@matthewrhett2319]

*pulls up his Simulacra videos*

[@DedicateMcCurds]

I expected the hash-slinging slasher to make his appearance... *at night*

[@thequagablesire]

OH GOD IM BEING DISEMBOWELED BY MY LOYAL CUSTOMERS!!!!! at night

[@orbsorbs8465]

StuckBeingJessica I’m watching this video... in the afternoon but I mean it still counts shut up.

[@ethanm0591]

“I’ve never been scared of a video game” *Cuts to Simulacra*

[@livelaughlev]

yup i watched him play both

[@rebekah4761]

19:32 "In emergency, push bar to open" Jack: *pulls door open

[@jetpizzashere1228]

Jack: “I have never been scared of a game ever.” Subnautica: “Am I a joke to you.”

[@mrbottman734]

lol

[@abizarreyoutuber6317]

Yes, that's the joke he made

[@Chrissyboyoyoy]

Lol (-w-)

[@NyanMeowch]

Jack: I will punch someone, even if it's a kid! *Lawsuit has entered the chat*

[@thursdayspilot]

Jack: I’ve _never_ been scared by a game before! Literally everyone in existence: 👁👄👁

[@plaidanemone6168]

I'm surprised that every comment hasn't said this its like if he were to say he never played happy wheels.

[@thursdayspilot]

TripleBloodyG I get that it’s a joke. this comment is nothing but a joke you mutant dumpster rat

[@krithikavinod8844]

@@thursdayspilot "mutant dumpster rat" I love that. I'm gonna steal that 😂

[@mohamadavicena4852]

vvnvthenv

[@callmeshadow4923]

I just thought of the first simulacra

[@sackfu7952]

Jack: Has made a living for years getting scared at things Jack nowadays: I was born without the part of the brain that produces fear. Never in my life have i ever gotten even a little scared for a second, my iron will is infinitely unbreakable.

[@chocomiiku]

Every time Sèan got scared 5:34 9:37 9:53 10:57 14:00 14:08 14:10 14:37 17:58 19:08 (a lil) 19:41 25:47 If I missed any write them in the replies please!

[@aarepelaa1142]

He got kinda scared at 17:58

[@chocomiiku]

Ok ty

[@aidonthebeast2446]

And at 25:46

[@chocomiiku]

Ty

[@buttermebuns6974]

aare pelaa that one is mentioned

[@readthecomic7946]

*Jumpscares (including times jack just scares himself...):* 9:34 Gets scared by the sound the garbage makes when he throws it away (happens a few times afterwards) 10:12 Door closes by itself, also accompanied by strange noise 10:54 Gets scared by the cow 13:57 Customer disappears and whole store goes dark 14:35 Cow taking an order at a burger place??? 14:50 Not really a "jumpscare" but weird noise starts to be heard... 17:54 HOLY MOLY jumpscare, scary ppl outside windows ee 19:05 Shaking and then environment change 19:40 Jack literally just scares himself wut??? 20:21 Random people at the end of the hallway (not sure if this counts so putting this in anyways) 25:44 Noise makes Jack trigger is "Fight or Flight" response 26:28 RIP If I missed anything, tell me!

[@lilymarie8644]

thank you!

[@da1mx433]

Thanks dude!

[@epic.6608]

This dude- he's a true bro.

[@shart-in-my-heart]

You are a _life saver_

[@imdrum6881]

Thanks buddyyy 💛💛 u the real deal

[@paigemorse7323]

Me: *watches this late at night* My anxiety: am I a joke to you?

[@sarahwilliamson8646]

Think of it as a test of anxiety

[@failedfairytales22]

Mine rn

[@saphirefalcon3090]

Laughing in the face of fear, I respect that

[@YourLocalFemboy808]

i know that feeling, last night i watched jack play the weird Watson test thingy. Jesuses Crist that was anxiety.

[@imstupidbut]

cringe af

[@kost4sk176]

The fact that this game was almost 5 years ago sickens me. I remember it like it was yesterday

[@Dylan3301]

I'm really surprised Sean didn't mention how the graphic level changed upon exiting the simulation, I thought that was a really cool thing Scythe dev team did. And maybe hints that their future games will be in this graphics style as they grow their team and company (if he did, my mind must have skipped over it, sorry :P)

[@notreallybro8508]

omg thank god someone pointed it out! I thought I was the only one who noticed xDD

[@jpoverton4840]

dylan riddle I hope jack joins them that would be cool

[@Somespideronline]

I noticed it too.

[@hanaeve__]

That’s so cool!

[@aftism_]

Jack: “It takes a *confident* person to walk around in yellow pants!” Me: *owns yellow pants and wears them 25/8*

[@der7951]

Jack: "It takes a confident person to walk around in yellow pants!" Me: owns yellow pants and wears them 25/8

[@agzzradface3113]

@@der7951 areare, the world stand is the strongest, and you can never defeat it!

[@slplssgr]

I want yellow pants where'd u get urs?

[@aftism_]

GalaxyArt- John Laurens I got mine at a thrift shop. Try looking around at some thrift shops!! They usually have a lot of differently colored pants.

[@raychances6251]

@@aftism_ what do you pair it with? I'd think yellow pants would be hard to pull off

[@znarf5663]

I like how the name of the restaurant changes every time

[@Erfan5577]

16:53 Boy that does not sound like one person clapping, it sounds like one person CLAPPING

[@beanzmaster6990]

Sean pronounces “white” and “wheels” like Bob Ross, saying “hwite” and “hweels”

[@shrimpythebear9800]

I say them like that also

[@kaeleidoscope]

I mean that’s pretty normal...

[@ksuma715]

Also when to hwen, why to huway etc. Maybe it's just his accent idk

[@velvetblood5441]

Irish accent

[@prah_da_g]

That's actually the true pronunciation, look it up.

[@user-gy6vw5yw4c]

“These are not the pile of buns that I’m trying to grab” - Jacksepticeye 2020

[@StupidNSimplesns]

Shut the fuck up

[@Gribblethedestroyer]

Them arent the buns I eat

[@thinktank8591]

Jack: opens door Pizza hut ad: For a PRICE OF.

[@olju6237]

yes, he did say that

[@knightmares2985]

@Idohl now has almost 300

[@joelinbrown9792]

It bothers me that the burgers don’t have cheese on them.

[@cassualtea2040]

no sauce either

[@princessego5568]

Damn like slap a Kraft slice on that bitch PLEASE

[@xofreality681]

@@cassualtea2040 that burger hella dry

[@P965_NeoF_V2]

It’s a burger not a cheese burger

[@xenvid]

*s H o O k*

[@CallMeBungus]

17:47 literally the best part of the video. From 0 to 100 real quick

[@johnathanjonker4386]

Despite being an indie game this is a game that gave me more shivers down my spine than any existing horror game, the way it doesn't use stupid pop up scares but actuall creepy shit. We need more games like this

[@Miko08]

Ikr everything is too commercial these days

[@campyclips8764]

I’m shit my pants 3 times

[@arjunnarayan7568]

It’s actually really cool how the graphics changed to a much higher quality when shit hit the fan, rather than constantly having the older graphics style

[@ericcleaver6013]

I'm never gonna get scared Resident evil, fnaf and almost everything else *am I a joke to you?*

[@Ulysses_S_Grant_18]

Dat pic tho

[@alexfernandez0504]

Simulacra

[@GooTheMighty]

Man, the twist of this first Humble Burger game is SO GOOD. To take what looks like a simple Mascot Horror game and suddenly twist it into a breaking simulation where the non-simulation of the monster is WAY WORSE, is so unique!!!