THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE | Night Of The Consumers

[@jacksepticeye]

Retail is a scary, foreboding realm of existential dread!

[@mrsquirrel5572]

jacksepticeye tell me about it

[@devshah2374]

Hi

[@bashervsyougames7866]

It’s ok Jacky I work at rouses.

[@dopamine5583]

indeed it is

[@itzshxdow4206]

what happen to walking dead sinners vr

[@somebastardontheinternet]

"You have a games aisle, or what?" "YOU'RE IN IT!!!" Yep, that's retail.

[@temarief5421]

I once had a client that asked me for alarm cloxk and i was facing them lol

[@TheGamerInDisguise]

I’ve had that happen to me so many times. I was so tempted to yell out, “OPEN YOUR EYES! EVEN A BLIND PERSON COULD FIND THIS!”

[@blightfang5148]

@@temarief5421 you gotta remember sometimes people just expect you to pick the clock for them

[@temarief5421]

@@blightfang5148 well too bad for him, he just have to pick one with is hand

[@BamesNondHavingStronk]

Honestly some people probably have brain farts and can't function so they do something dumb. On the other end, I feel so stupid when I'm half awake in a store and I ask what isle something's in and it's somewhere nearby and I make a fool of myself

[@movingmaverick3121]

Jimmy: Having a nervous breakdown and screaming Jack: Yo this beat slaps

[@Hawgnutts.org0202]

Retail coworkers in a nutshell

[@kyleblade]

Wow KZbinr are very rude 😭🤢🤮 Jacksepticeye just commented something very hurtful on my recent post 🤢🤮😭😭😭

[@frugity9559]

@UCGGjlq_mCoY_uEdvXdyPU1A *bruh moment*

[@noahsaiss8112]

@@kyleblade i saw it it was very rude 🤮🤮🤮

[@mim4548]

@@kyleblade frick off dude no one cares

[@Mallengar]

"I hate people." "Just let me work." "What do you want?" "I just want to go home." It is amazing how quickly someone with no experience with retail got into the mindset of a veteran retail worker. Seriously, these phrases are repeatedly running your mind for six hours everyday.

[@solar_dragon]

Mallengar or longer. Depends on where you work

[@exile0025]

how do you get to work six hours? i have to work 8

[@IycanTrophy]

Especially the "YOU'RE IN IT" part lmao

[@gothic_ace2037]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@minimariaandthecrew8811]

Seriously though. It's pretty accurate to how your mindset is when you work retail. "Customers" ARE "absolute barbarians."

[@pamjackson312]

Jack: "No one said thank you!" "You're in that aisle already!" "Retail is awful!" Me, a retail worker: Welcome to it, Jackaboy.

[@Gunna717]

Is it the same

[@nichole.b6833]

16:47 WAS THAT ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!! IS IT HIM BEING A DELINQUENT!!!!!!!!!! I DO NOT EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

[@hudaalnounou1126]

Oh and don't forget UGH THE KIDS crying, lost, and messing everything up ALL THE TIME "GET IT OUT OF MY FACE, TAKE IT, BURN IT, KILL IT"

[@alexconn7473]

I'm in retail myself although my work position is more along the lines of a cart jokey I'm a service clerk is what I'm trying to say

[@aylamiller5752]

Try being a housekeeper where you get payed less than minimum wage to clean shit off a floor and no tips. Lmao.

[@eurekaradiofire]

The Retail Experience "What the hell is that?" "I hate people!" "I'm about to commit a murder." "None of you come near me!"

[@randomgames2374]

Can corfirm

[@aliyahjoelle5366]

Literally lines I utter every day at my retail job.

[@WorldWalker128]

Sums up an average day/night of Black Friday.

[@Fogolol]

i'm gonna start an internship in retail as soon as this pandemic is over, does that mean i'm gonna be in a living nightmare every day?

[@squidgiemctentacles5265]

@@Fogolol Yes, yes it does. Prepare for eternal torment

[@otterkisses]

“Working retail sucks! Nobody even thanked me!” I felt that...

[@Mitaka-Asa]

This is flashback horror, not just horror horror.

[@iamlordstarbuilder5595]

This game really touches my soul because it encapsulates at least some of the horror and misery I’ve experienced in retail.

[@Blackrosecreater]

It's honestly worse if your working at a temporary retail store

[@soup6349]

Lester Easter Egg: When you go into one of the staff only rooms, there's a crack in the wall. Throw a box at the wall until the wall breaks and you'll find a special surprise. Like so he sees this.

[@chasm8811]

The crack in the 15:11?

[@ray-1]

Gamester yep that crack

[@av3ry_v]

But somebody already said this and it’s on the top

[@soup6349]

Mr Boxy oh, I don't see it.

[@av3ry_v]

Spriz it’s fine

[@mr.cyanide4897]

I feel like this game is a good representation of social anxiety or just anxiety in general with the music picking up speed, the jump scares, the hiding from people

[@RandomPerson-ti7qx]

Can confirm, this is amazing representation of anxiety, especially when it has to do with people suddenly popping up.

[@catgirl-gway]

especially when you’re working retail with social anxiety,, the amount of times i’ve hidden in the back or in the washroom…..

[@thelocaldork]

can confirm

[@Bunnymannn7]

Can confirm

[@arandomdog754]

That was supposed to be one of the easier days too, according to the manager...

[@amypeterson8031]

"You were right next to it!" Honestly? This is super accurate to working retail.

[@kristamoody5011]

Yea i was thinking the whole time, welcome to retail! One of the worse jobs ever

[@grammme1039]

This is every retail business between November to May. It's seriously scary.

[@snaccattack2198]

See, you know that's funny because after I've been looking for a certain section for like ten minutes and I finally ask an employee and I'm right next to it. It happens every time. I think I'm cursed

[@poisonedbubbletea270]

We had a 30 year old ask where meats are, there are gigantic signs above the aisles with the contents of the aisles on it

[@kylie7780]

Too true Customer: "Where's this product?" Me: "You walked right by it to ask me where it was." Of course I have to be nicer about it, but seriously... BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS!

[@thatafr0dude]

Everyone else: give the manager a demonic voice Jack: gives him a voice of a nerd with asthma

[@batteryman2852]

or a pig that have sex with an ice cream.

[@trashgremlin4299]

@@batteryman2852...what?

[@Soundwave45681]

Batteryman r/oddlyspecific

[@KainaX122]

ThatDirtyWolf and somehow still just as disturbing

[@mycaaaaaaaa]

it sounds like filthy frank

[@MrKravin]

15:30 Eyyy! I also did some of the customer voices!

[@Lucifer_Is_Not_Amused]

Hey dude! Nice to see ya on here

[@TheSpitefulSword]

Wow, now I know whose voice I hear in my nightmares!

[@barstoolblethins8428]

Thanks dude, I hate it!

[@carmelroaches4217]

Imao

[@mcrislife168]

Tili

[@chayli]

i regret wearing headphones for when he was talking as the manager.... "...I ' L L C U T Y O U S O M E S L A C K... *weird chewing noises* "

[@kyleblade]

Wow KZbinr are very rude 😭🤢🤮 Jacksepticeye just commented something very hurtful on my recent post 🤢🤮😭😭😭

[@stikes1694]

KyleBlade not our problem

[@noahsaiss8112]

@@kyleblade I saw it extremely rude 🤮

[@frugity9559]

@@noahsaiss8112 o_o

[@lavawhy]

r/relatablecomments

[@Deas-Mhumhna]

"I hate people", "Just let me work", "What do you want" "I just started working, I dont know where it is". 🤣I get so much enjoyment watching KZbinrs who never worked retail, play this game. I have had 5 retail jobs. This game is surprisingly accurate. Its exaggerated, dont get me wrong. But the game mechanics and basic game play is accurate to real time.

[@turtletoes4496]

One question: did they turn you into a magical pixelated creature

[@lissapancakes3437]

@@turtletoes4496 you feel like it by the end of your shift

[@Deas-Mhumhna]

The treatment is scary close. People really do freak out over the smallest of things and dont give a crap if your new.

[@Deas-Mhumhna]

I remember we had a bad blizzard, couldn't even dig my car out. The store was still open and people actually risked thier lives to buy a toaster. Luckily our store manager managed to pull the companies teeth and let us go home before the storm buried us in the store.

[@enchanted4468]

@@Deas-Mhumhna The dev who probably made this worked and applied in a retail store 69 times

[@Laraloolah]

Jimmy: **Is dying inside** Sean: **Doesn't care and just vibes to the music**

[@JollyGoodFela]

Looked like he was dying on the outside as well tbh.

[@sofrenicsimona5012]

DoN'T yOu mEeN sÉaN?

[@annamorales855]

Me: *unlike comment so that it can be 420*

[@EvelinaLefaille]

The manager made me feel physically repulsed. Bravo Jack, bravo.

[@Agent-bc2ku]

Made me feeled annoyed

[@yousureaboutthat5440]

Bravo=bravo on Serbian languange and I don't know why you americans use it

[@EvelinaLefaille]

@@yousureaboutthat5440 1. Because english steals words from every other language 2. Bravo is basically one word to say well done/good job

[@d3ds3c25]

@@yousureaboutthat5440 Bravo is also Romanian. They can use what words they want.

[@yousureaboutthat5440]

@@d3ds3c25 ok

[@WraythSkitzofrenik]

If ever there was a game that makes you want to practice social distancing.

[@geeviethe2nd.428]

That is true... yet I've gone mad over the 29 days of quarantine Edit:it's been 34 days now I've gotten less mad

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

@@geeviethe2nd.428 Oh come on it can't be that bad...we've been in quarantine for almost a month as well... and I seem to handle it very well (maybe it's because I really don't leave my house unless I have some business outside)...so hang in there.

[@picklebobpie5314]

WraythSkitzofrenik ever played TTT or murder mystery

[@WraythSkitzofrenik]

@@picklebobpie5314 no I haven't. You would recommend them?

[@picklebobpie5314]

WraythSkitzofrenik you can’t trust anyone in them so people normally hide

[@IsThisUsernameAvailable]

Tips: -In one of the staff's hiding rooms there's a crack on the wall. You can throw a box and get a really dark secret. It is theorized that the manager is a cannibal and eats his employees, that's why Lester goes missing and he says to you "what kind of specimen are you" or something like that. -Beware of the baby is actually written because you never know where the baby is going to be, so try avoiding the lady with the baby as much as possible -When the time goes out, the market closes. That's why you get fired. Also, putting the boxes next to the right aisle before starting the game is the best strategy, so keep doing that!

[@yuhinnn]

That prep with the box cory did was so high IQ though

[@chuuyakisser756]

excuse me i like your username thank you

[@Ayw6bx]

Cory Kenshin is the goat they should do a collab

[@Josiahhh]

Yu Hin facts

[@demonofive3617]

These are sum useless or no shit tips buddy

[@UyoniRaze]

Being a Walmart cashier, I have been threatened multiple times, hit in the rear bent over stocking shelves at the registers, verbally and physically harrassed and been through many of these scenarios in this game. A lot of retail and grocery workers during this pandemic have had it worse. Thankyou for playing and entertaining like you do sir! You have gotten myself and many fellow associates at my store through many hard and mentally exausting days!

[@lacytaylor1501]

Yeah, with so much praise going to health care workers right now, my main thought is the poor people stuck working at essential locations like fast food places and grocery stores. Especially grocery stores, they are going to be getting treated like crap just because of people freaking out and trying to stock pile stuff and that's out of their control

[@Q.Brainrot]

I'm so sorry to hear that! I always try to be nice to the cashiers at any store I go to for this reason. Have a great day!

[@azmakes321]

I will try my damndest to treat cashiers and retail workers nicely. I know it's hard to deal with customers sometimes, so have a great day, stay safe, and stay healthy!

[@poisonedbubbletea270]

I work in Asda, (literal British Walmart) and we’ve had so much goddamn verbal abuse and having things thrown at us and relentless sexual harrasssmrnt it’s literally soul crushing

[@azmakes321]

@@poisonedbubbletea270 So sad to hear that. I wish you a good day today.

[@ingeniumengine]

Sean: *starts doing the manager voice* me: that's him officer, that's the man that inappropriately touched my ears

[@rastarappa2269]

Noice

[@1111panda1111]

The manager voice he did almost sounded like the voice he did for the guy charlie i think from sally face but even worse😭😭😭😭✋✋✋

[@kitty0chan444]

Literally sounds and looks like a sex offender 😭

[@aftism_]

Jack: “I HATE RETAIL ITS HORRIBLE” Me: *laughs in former retail employee*

[@adriannag3831]

Me: *laughs in current retail employee*

[@adriannag3831]

Then cries

[@RoboDK7]

@@adriannag3831 same

[@chickengod3957]

-markipkier, at some point, definitely

[@rikkutheunus3969]

Me: *laughs in retail manager*

[@KainaX122]

“Employee of the Month: Lester, for outstanding commitment and attendance” Very next poster: “Missing: Lester” Well that went from Zero to ‘Yikes’ really quickly

[@eggsandwich1140]

KainaX122 No it went from zero to Yikes Forever. if you don't get this check out little misfortune then you'll get it

[@KainaX122]

Plasma Kenisis no, I got the reference 😂

[@lacytaylor1501]

I watched a few KZbinrs play this, the best reaction by far was Captainsauce. He saw the employee of the month poster and was relieved to have help only to move to the missing poster of Lester. It was just great

[@eggsandwich1140]

KainaX122 ok lol

[@minimwee]

moe, moe lester

[@Perstephany]

Jack: I’ve never worked retail. Me: well this won’t give you a very accurate....(lady who can’t keep track of her kid keeps you from getting work done then asks for an item she’s standing in front of)....never mind it’s spot on.

[@davewantz1766]

They missed the utter disrespect and constant verbal abuse from inept customers, but other than that 10/10.

[@dmorley313]

Very spot on.

[@firenhell02]

From what I've seen: about 80% of the time it doesn't happen but then you get someone who literally walks past an item 4 or 5 times and asks where that item is.

[@WorldWalker128]

@@firenhell02 You must have worked in Smart People Town. About half the people I helped back in the day I much would have rather preferred to push in front of an oncoming train.

[@firenhell02]

@@WorldWalker128 Welcome to FL or as I like to call it, Hell! I could reference another KZbinr by the name of Grey stillplays that explains what living in FL is really like while playing video games.

[@OneTopic]

“The pandemic is going to pass.” Oh, Jack...

[@gogurl5072]

Hewo

[@Dinomine22]

Lol

[@Selvanis_07]

OnE tOpIc?! N-nani?

[@jessiethenerd3539]

Omg its One Topic!!! Love your videos man!!

[@mohammed-yw5zm]

hey ot

[@FalconFlight990]

As someone who's currently working in a grocery store as a shelf stocker, I can confirm this game is 10,000% accurate, especially the part where people just appear next to you and pretty much demand where things are while you're busy.

[@jeffy3915]

I go to work in like an hour, and I can tell it will be exactly like this

[@bucket2891]

Customer here : sometimes, there are things that are really hard to find, i just want to know where that stuff is and i try to find the nearest dude that i can ask. Now that you said that, i will look for the least busy guy available.

[@christislord4]

Dude get yourself out quick

[@xogdo5260]

I'm currently at work in a grocery store (it's my lunch time) and I confirm that

[@christislord4]

@@xogdo5260 quickly leave

[@wrennethestoner]

This is just like working retail for real. I'm impressed with how quickly Jack descended into utter hatred for humanity, usually it takes a few shifts first

[@timarsenault1774]

The one line I related to "Wheres the video game? YOU'RE IN IT!"

[@spaghettilol9973]

I hear *“excuse me”* in my nightmares.

[@vivienne92]

this game is just a simulator for my day job

[@thirteen2368]

I heard that even before I saw these videos I hate people

[@hudaalnounou1126]

Better yet "ExcUsE yOu" in a Karen's voice 🤢😭

[@cats2electricboogaloo384]

"I'm going to be great at this job!" Not even a second later: "I have no idea what I'm doing."

[@JaydenJohnsonCO]

Every other youtuber: *gives The Manager a threatening voice* Sean: My NaMe Is ThE MaNaGeR *breathes awkwardly*

[@goodvibespanda9051]

Did you see Markiplier's video about this game? He made a similar voice. (I personally like Jack's better)

[@JaydenJohnsonCO]

@Vroke Rapper_VR XD

[@JaydenJohnsonCO]

@@goodvibespanda9051 no I'll watch it now

[@JaydenJohnsonCO]

@@PukieRAHH *breathes awkwardly* is in *bold*

[@panjo2400]

Jack: "what have you been eating?" *Ad jumps in* Ad: "brand new liquid dish soap!"

[@sean2855]

Makes sense

[@projectz1085]

Yummy

[@Necromaira]

Mmh yummy

[@Cani_Wine]

yumm

[@gameboy3d943]

Trump Approved!

[@Hiro-li8cf]

"Retail is horrible.." "Retail is terrifying!" "I HATE PEOPLE!!!" Me: "why is Sean narrating my life?"

[@thirteen2368]

@Innocence*wheeze*

[@Puza16]

@Nikolis Crocker b r u h

[@mattdubz6890]

@Nikolis Crocker I feel your pain *Hugs you to make you feel better*

[@ClingyKiwi]

Forreal. This is exactly hoe I felt working at Walmart

[@SchazmenRassir]

The worst part is that, considering the many, MANY retail horror stories, this is TAME compared to real life.

[@jinkaleb7414]

Schazmen Rassir 😟

[@valerielevesque6479]

I like the furry art

[@sebsant3467]

@@valerielevesque6479 no no why now I know at what hitler was idea was pointing at

[@valentinelove9463]

The reddit narrator, rSlash, read a story about Karen took her family shopping. The worst part is her family is has the corona and Karen thought it’s safe to go outside because they have corona.

[@WorldWalker128]

It is.

[@The_Wallflower]

Jack: *describing how ugly the managers face is* The dev who modeled everyone’s face after himself: :(

[@155chipmunkz]

Oof

[@plant.1374]

I'm pretty sure that's either his art style or he did that on purpose. Not sure though.

[@TheWolfKing-xb1pn]

Leon Singh it’s a joke

[@SoggySlopster]

The maker said he didn't do it on purpose it's just how it turned out

[@plant.1374]

@@TheWolfKing-xb1pn And I didn't take it that serious.

[@sonomi2417]

Y'all playing this: wow that's crazy good thing it's just fictional Me, a grocery store employee, Vietnam flashbacks to christmas sales : yes fictional

[@cheriberry3]

I feel this soooo hard man

[@black990ops]

I can't imagine what black Friday is like for you guys, probably the worst thing ever

[@sonomi2417]

@@black990ops it really is and even during these times where people like us still go to work everyday, setting ourselves at the highest risk, people are still extremely disrespectful towards us. But luckily there are also a bunch of people who tell us that we're doing a good thing everyday :-)

[@alexiskelley5787]

“No one even thanked me...” sadly accurate

[@ddh186]

"Do you have any COOL KIDS juice? It's my grandsons favourite!" *goes to the alcohol isle*

[@dianamaioru497]

Ah the classic!

[@underdog1656]

@@dianamaioru497 One of the cans says GET OUT

[@erenonfleek4676]

As someone who works for Publix, a grocery store, I can confirm that this is genuinely accurate to how things are. I have a hard time finishing the shelves because people keep coming up to me because they don't know how to read or look for something that they need. It sucks balls, especially when they don't even keep their distance... They're just all up in my face.

[@KingOfTheRoost]

Jeez man, as a person who NEVER asks for guidance unless I have spent over 30-45 minutes looking for the item, I too, find those people quite annoying. Even I GET ASKED to guide people, and I’m just a normal shopper. It’s so annoying!

[@Snuggles0325]

"Im gonna end this "EPISODE" here" Me: Interesting

[@cheriberry3]

Interesting interesting interesting

[@MovingFourWords]

Interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting YOU RIGHT interesting interesting interesting

[@NN-cv2ri]

very interesting

[@slightlyevilsloth]

Interesting Interesting Interesting Interesting Interesting Interesting

[@eglorr2512]

What is interesting is how interesting this interesting has became this interesting

[@RobBoberty]

12 minutes in "I'm gonna commit a murder". Yep that's retail

[@imagician9906]

Jack: Working in retail sucks! Everyone who has worked in retail: *dying inside*

[@ruebeng2]

.....yep...thats meee

[@temarief5421]

Who else got murder wish while working for a store in retail?

[@userinterface2000]

Temarief that baby was gross, I prefer little kids

[@jacobdockery3663]

How about an amusement park?

[@missnotsocool96]

This game becomes even scarier when you realize it’s still like this during a pandemic...

[@princeakilesh4881]

Yeah boy

[@keirms18]

As a Walmart employee, I can attest to this😅😅😅

[@darinlocklear9938]

Yeah

[@marilynlucero9363]

I have a friend working retail. Poor girl is living a nightmare right now.

[@dacrazypanda6347]

I also thought this its ironic isnt it

[@ghostewriter]

"I HATE PEOPLE!" "I am gonna commit a MURDER!" "*sobbing* I just wanna do my job..." Congrats Jack, you now truly understand the world of retail. 🤣🤣

[@lissapancakes3437]

And fast food

[@kyleblade]

Wow KZbinr are very rude 😭🤢🤮 Jacksepticeye just commented something very hurtful on my recent post 🤢🤮😭😭😭

[@Fighter600]

@@noahsaiss8112 You and your sockpuppet aren't fooling anyone, You know.

[@galaxyvulture6649]

@IK speel Games He is just an attention seeker

[@iferawhite7661]

@@kyleblade Christ, every comment. He did Jack shit do you, shut the hell up

[@blaydekirkby8324]

Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable hearing Sean’s “the manager” voice?

[@jordannewthomas3293]

It's like nugget from kindergarten...but not adorable.

[@Troubled_Six]

I know I'm 3 MONTHS LATE but He sounds like Charlie from Sally Face

[@Chel1004]

@@Troubled_Six Yesss he doesss

[@eddieravenwood]

I had to skip it because it was giving me flashbacks to a couple months ago when I was really sick, lol

[@user-hx1qr3xp6i]

@@Troubled_Six omg yes i thought of the same thing

[@AloisaTrancy]

"YOU WERE JUST NEXT TO IT, WHY ARE YOU COMING TO ME?" Welcome to retail, Jack.

[@jaydarkheart1485]

Hey, Jack! Next time you play, run into that storage closet area with a box in your hand and throw the box at that crack in the wall. Once it breaks, it will reveal a MASSIVE story element.

[@DragonGunzDorian]

I haven't seen any of the three people I've watched play this game do this, any chance you can point me to a video that shows this? I'm curious what happens.

[@jaydarkheart1485]

@@DragonGunzDorian CoryxKenshin does it on his 2nd episode, I'm pretty sure

[@DragonGunzDorian]

Jay DarkHeart cool I like cory, never watched his videos myself, but I know him because of his collabs with dashie. Anyway thanks dude!

[@Coco-xq7zh]

Ooooh I’m curious

[@alejandrogil9932]

@@DragonGunzDorian also try john wolfe

[@sidthesloth9411]

I love how Seán once spotting Lester was immediately like, "Lester, I'm gonna take over your throne." and as soon as he saw the missing poster he slowly realizes what has happened!

[@poweredbymoonlight9869]

Not enough tho. I saw the thing with the wall when Ethan/Crankgameplays played it recently as well.

[@sidthesloth9411]

@@poweredbymoonlight9869 Same, I want Seán to play more

[@caelyn2873]

After working there long enough he isn't going to want the job anymore 😂

[@Naten-d7f]

I'm surprised it took him that long to notice-he was standing in front of it for a while

[@SiLikeSea]

The most unrealistic thing about this game is that the customers always say “excuse me” when asking for something

[@akumasaaan]

Speaking as one of the many survivors of the retail machine, I can say whole-assedly that this is, unfortunately, not that much of an exaggeration. Show of solidarity to all the workers dealing with any and all craziness right now. You have my empathy, and my utmost respect ;A;

[@electricpuddle1320]

Lvcifer Moonchild ty sir i still work for walmart and its absolute bonkers how many people still come in without masks or anything

[@akumasaaan]

Rocky and Salty anytime; retail can be enough of a nightmare under typical circumstances XD (Right now I only go shopping if I *absolutely* need something, & I definitely make sure to carry hand sanitizer, give enough space, & be in n’ out as quickly as possible. It makes it so much easier on everyone else that way! >.

[@oldaccount5477]

I feel like i'm choking just by listening to Sean's manager voice

[@xindanobody8591]

I came here to say the same thing. My chest/throat feels messed up just from hearing it.

[@gothic_ace2037]

I cringe hard.... I want to yeet my headphones

[@RavensHollow96]

Yea honestly i almost stopped watching because of it. Im not gonna make some back handed comment cause tbh i didnt like any part of it. But thats just how jack is so i continued watching cause i knew the rest of the videos gonna be good

[@p3eb0]

The sound makes me want to shoot myself

[@batfnk6861]

had to skip it, made me so so uncomfortable

[@turtlegamer1525]

Jack: "I know the layout of the store!" Immediately fails*

[@colea6584]

no you dot say chanj it avr e time

[@siegejaymoonii]

Cole A umm it doesn’t.

[@Adrionic]

17:08 Sean breathing in the last breath of non-customer infested air in that break room before he goes back out into retail hell is just great.

[@angie_jelly0613]

Jack: working in retail is horrible Me a retail worker: tell me about it.

[@samfanhellyeah]

Same lol

[@M855A1_Ph]

Nivea men

[@trix2799]

Worked retail for four years. Regretting every minute of it

[@Magnebi]

“I hate retail” Me too Seán... me too.... especially during this pandemic.. people have lost their minds.. Online we’re being thanked for being “on the frontlines” but in person we’re getting the WORST attitude ever. I’ve been in retail for years and have NEVER had people acting the way they are now.. it’s unbelievable..

[@bouy4924]

U da real hero

[@kld8206]

I swear this pandemic brought the worse out of people. I usually get decently nice customers on my shifts, but lately it's been one asshole after another. They come in with an attitude out of nowhere. It's like, what bit your ass before you came in?

[@Magnebi]

THANK YOU FOR LIKING MY COMMENT SEÁN!!!! THAT JUST MADE MY ENTIRE YEAR!!!!!!! 🥺😍😭🥺😍😭

[@matthewpool6508]

I can empathize with you so much. I live in a small town and it's usually fairly calm in our store, but everyone's gone crazy lately.

[@jessicapeters7440]

Yeah. I feel this hard. I work at a grocery store and someone called me saucy to my coworker the other day. Like sir I'm sorry that you can't exit the store out the you door you want to.

[@mr.noride7226]

Grandma: “Get me some juice for my grandson?” Sean: “Is that alcohol?”

[@dinoboy4662]

1:43 Who can't think of this without saying/hearing in your mind "As the creepiest bastard in a 50 mile radius."

[@xwaizee317]

Them- “ so how would you describe your anxiety” Me- “night of the consumers” Them-“oh dang”

[@tadynski]

Guy: Writes an S on the piece of paper Jack: "We're not so different you and I"

[@lanilock830]

i’m a cashier at a very weird store and in my first week i’ve worked there i have been hit on, yelled at, given weird requests, and was even yelled at by a guy because i wouldn’t give him OUR hand sanitizer. by the way, i’m 17 years old, all of these people are ADULTS OVER 21. so yes, you should be terrified of working at retail.

[@yinyang9048]

Awww. Its only going to get worse sadly. I've had people tell at me over new rules that I can't change such as only one pack of toilet paper or one loaf of bread. I had one guy treat me life I was voltimort. This whole cashiering thing is shitty right now. But we'll get through it. Just pay attention and count how many people thank you every day. That's what I've learned to do because there's too much shit everywhere to not have one good thing. So hang in there sorry for the long reply. Have a great day 😊😊👍👍

[@DaniNobody]

Ive been working at a gas station for almost a year and ill tell you this is a everyday occurrence. I wish you luck and please dont let it get you down.

[@valkyrie4350]

I work at a Starbucks and had a probably 40 year old man throw a tantrum and call me a mfer bcuz we ran out of matcha one day. I've also had an older man try to tell and lecture me bcuz our espresso machine was broken and he apparently assumed I did it. People are crazy dude

[@valkyrie4350]

Yell* not tell

[@Loonaurtheworld]

@@valkyrie4350 They're an entitled boomer. They should know their places.

[@wnidwo6040]

Jack: *hates retail* Jack after few days: *plays Happy's Humble Burger Barn*

[@theshotterz4248]

Theory: The manager’s are cannibals, and they eat every employee of the month, The Manager said “THEY’LL SEE WHAT A FINE SPECIMEN YOU ARE.” they only eat the “finest specimen”, which was Lester, the employee of the month, thus, they will eat the next one too, the title pokes at this, “NIGHT OF THE CONSUMERS” people may think this is pointing to the customers, but the creators may have a different meaning behind it, but, it’s just a theory, A GAME THEO- okay I’ll see myself out.

[@Durhn]

haha WRITER moment

[@333Xanax]

I love that

[@meganlodon]

That actually makes sense. I like it.

[@untitled814]

But (spoilers) Lester died of starvation. He wasn't eaten.

[@meganlodon]

@@untitled814 And who told us that? Hmm? The Manger?? You sure they aren't lying? 😆

[@TheGreatScott81]

"I should just lock the doors." Jack...and also EVERY RETAIL EMPLOYEE EVER.

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

People will literally walk up and bang on the door if it's locked.

[@TheGreatScott81]

@@TheTheninjagummybear Oh absolutely. Its like people dont know what "Closed" means. *Bang bang bang* "You guys closed??" SMH

[@Khotetsu]

@@TheGreatScott81 I once watched a kid get pulled out the door by a customer because she yanked it open when he went to lock up. Saw him holding onto the handle for dear life as it swung back.

[@TheGreatScott81]

@@Khotetsu Oh my God. What is wrong with people?

[@kaisa-sabinehamilton7161]

@@Khotetsu kick the shit outta em'

[@테리스-d1x]

*SEAN!! There's actually an easter egg for this game. At the staff room you're in at **15:11**, you can see a crack on the wall, right? If you smash a box on that, you can actually see lester (sort of).*

[@TheWolfKing-xb1pn]

I wanted to say that thanks for saving my time

[@JohnyK07]

Any respectable Zelda player should find this easter egg

[@mari_is_marii]

Was he dead?

[@TheWolfKing-xb1pn]

Mari w yes

[@donnellscott7743]

That's what I said in the comments.

[@nicklind3068]

12:00 PERFECTLY sums up customer requests

[@user-gy6vw5yw4c]

“The worst night of my life” The night before a test: *Are you challenging me?*

[@Whoskallie0]

True

[@user-uj7zb7hw3x]

*_DONT READ MY NAME_* YEET

[@ritulsingh4702]

Corona test?

[@jessenorris1637]

challenge me LIKE A BOSS.

[@egorsdeimos3523]

Pen15

[@saigeferko6035]

"No one even THANKED me!" Oh Jack, welcome to the life of a retail worker.

[@VioVanHelsing]

Jack: **Does manager voice** My ears: **Turning inside out**

[@Jessespresso]

Thank god it wasn't just me lol It made me SO uncomfortable

[@Faithsproductions]

Me too 😖

[@ghostiespace2567]

I had trouble listening with the voice of manager

[@terraleeann6532]

scariest part is, some of managers i have met...sound like that. ESPECIALLY ones in retail lol

[@TheWondererSyl]

@From the Soil I don’t understand the comment, but I have a sense it’s dark.

[@violetphoenix13]

This is like a PTSD comedy for retail workers. The game is so accurate.

[@youraveragerussiansanta3810]

Sean’s manager voice makes me want to skip 10 seconds ahead into the video.

[@jacksepticeye]

Then I have done a good job lol

[@chypethechilean]

@@jacksepticeye congrats! You gave me nightmares 👍

[@hollyryan1533]

Thats what i did hahaha

[@elizaleela]

Dude. That nasally, snot filled voice made me wanna gag. Why was it so perfect?

[@Grug_Crood]

Because Jack is perfect in voices

[@A23-o6x]

I hated it so much I loved it

[@elizaleela]

LISTEN- You’re correct.

[@LucksinRiver]

If only he became a voice actor, he's pretty good at it!

[@kyleblade]

Hey guys Jack septiceye commented on my recent post and he said some really hurtful stuff 🤮🤮🤮😭

[@daniellebauer5874]

4:01 Jimmy talking about how he is having a crisis *Jack jamming* Jack : “that music is TASTY!!!” *Me starts dying*

[@alexxtayyy]

Danielle Bauer We love a good vibe

[@daniellebauer5874]

Kawaii anime Angel yes we do! This is a vibe!

[@Professionally_Deranged]

Yoooo...I was vibing with him. 😂

[@hatstorm1097]

Jack: picks up baby Also Jack: “HERE! TAKE IT! BURN IT! KILL IT!”

[@thetincanman2363]

"We're not too busy on days like these" Jesus christ I'm scared to see a busy day

[@user-uj7zb7hw3x]

*DO NOT READ MY COMMENT* YEET

[@StupidNSimplesns]

@@user-uj7zb7hw3x ok

[@thefunnyhasbeendetected295]

@@user-uj7zb7hw3x fuck off.

[@ffandrewd2986]

Jack: “I need to stay away from people” Sums up everything happening right now.

[@Cottage_Shr00m]

This should be recalled “Black Friday. The final shop”

[@ferah7422]

Just A Lonely Someone Lol that should be the sequel

[@noneofyourbuisness8523]

I'll do you one better... Black Friday: The final shift

[@mauricegriffin1338]

Facts

[@alla6861]

Jack in 2020 : the pandemic will pass us in 2021: "are you sure about that"

[@rthompson7025]

They should just call this: Walmart during quarantine simulator

[@sophieceleste4771]

But nobody asked for toilet paper xD

[@mimica1314]

I think any store is like this, this video made me flashback my day

[@noopyyyyyyy]

@Christopher Farley ok

[@kwewee]

@Christopher Farley yeah ReAlly CloSe

[@bobblehat6651]

I like this comment it’s original

[@finbarrdarcy5929]

“I see you like hungry mouths, ready for Mama bird to ARARARRARARARAR down into you” -Jacksepticeye 2020

[@baligilmour410]

Finbarr D'Arcy Lol best quote so far

[@robertmitchell9559]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nightmaremelody]

❤️

[@whentheisthewhen5001]

pat pat pats in the back for finbarr

[@Avinciti]

Callum Gacha It’s how you get likes. I mean everyone heard Jack say it but this gets likes

[@tektite0]

“Ready for mama bird to *eughooeuuu* down inte ya”

[@inzodiz]

*pukes in confusion*

[@robertcortez4956]

Really makes me regret eating cereal

[@nicolepinto4702]

Jack: I HATE PEOPLE! Me, an essential retail worker: You now know my life.

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

We had the doors locked and were letting people in a few at a time at the start of this. I'll hear that damn doorbell and the sound of people slapping the door in my nightmares.

[@AntarticGeezer]

As someone whose worked solely retail my entire “career”, this game is amazing. But your reactions are even better. Retail is the Abysmal shits. Welcome to hell, Jack!

[@momsaccount9191]

A title I would use playing this and uploading it to KZbin: Game Scares Me Half to DEATH Making Me Extra Introvert wow wow 153 likes-

[@kyleblade]

Wow KZbinr are very rude 😭🤢🤮 Jacksepticeye just commented something very hurtful on my recent post 🤢🤮😭😭😭

[@ali-r2z9q]

KyleBlade Couldn’t care less. That sounds like a you problem. Fuck off.

[@gladysbasco4176]

@@kyleblade Okay time to report this guy for spam comments

[@Mr_Murdersalot]

KyleBlade fuck you! Blaming somebody for something that they didn’t do

[@yusukekitagawa2834]

@@gladysbasco4176 I'm just going to report him for harassment😒

[@exotickoray7904]

Cory: *Beat comes on and begins rapping* Jack: *Beat comes on* OH THAT MUSIC IS TASTY*begins dancing*

[@lynxx8608]

Exotic Koray link?

[@aracelycerezo9913]

Cory and Seán should film together 😂

[@yochase5198]

Exotic Koray i love them both 😂😂

[@ironhorse3826]

Jimmy: having breakdown Sean: This music is tasty!

[@victorriggio1245]

Imagine your trying to ask an employee a simple question and Jack is just like WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEE!!!

[@DucaConnolly]

Lol I think all retail workers get like that after a point. I remember when I used to work retail, I would be told to stock shelves and I would just get question after question about dumb shit and in an 8 hour shift would get maybe 1 full box done if I was lucky. People would just follow you around as you're helping someone else and then the second you're done with that person, they jump in with their own question and then the cycle just continues.

[@midnight-hq4zg]

What do you mean? That's how all retail workers are like.

[@fnn54]

"...all of these lovely people back here..." *people literally screaming ang banging on the glass*

[@WEENUS157]

Lol

[@user-uj7zb7hw3x]

DO NOT PRESS MY PROFILE PICTURE *YEET*

[@skkypurss5576]

Nice ps1 hagrid

[@fnn54]

@@skkypurss5576 ik

[@dmanzpeu8354]

Cyntist when I first read that i thought you said all of these lovely black people here

[@helioshyperion7227]

04:13 He's like an old meme freestyle dance teacher. Sean : "Hi, I'm Jacksepticeye and I'm your freestyle dance teacher" His hands: ↪️⬆️↗️↕️↔️⬅️↙️🔃⤴️⤵️🔀🔁

[@war10zx98]

Let the party begins

[@josephcook6442]

"Scared the Oompa loompas out of me" XD my favorite part.

[@arnezewatkins6035]

"Like hungry mouths ready for the mama bird to *UHUHUHUH* into ya" - Jacksepticeye 2020

[@novashrooms]

Arneze Watkins 0:08 😂

[@christian13_37]

EASTER EGG: Go to the janitors room with the toilet paper and you’ll see a crack in the wall. Throw a box at the crack for an Easter egg. You’ll see a secret

[@amdarms4267]

Christian13 _ what’s the secret?

[@chromecrusty7512]

@@amdarms4267 wouldn't be much of a secret if he told ya now would it?🤣

[@amdarms4267]

Chrome Crusty I figured it out lol

[@LilMansDetritus]

@@amdarms4267 Lester's dead body

[@Caleb_Arv]

Christian13 _ Ester died in there

[@rangamsarmah2061]

"That music is tasty" Me: *aggressively grooves to autotuned gas*

[@ali-r2z9q]

This needs more attention it genuinely made me laugh lol

[@hanaeve__]

Underrated lol

[@kittenwispy]

Favorite part: 10:54

[@gennybee1238]

Wow I was trying to see if anyone thinks his intercom voice sounds like alastor, but this is better I love your videos

[@whisperinterstellar6888]

From now on, when anyone asks what social anxiety feels like, I'm sending them to this video!

[@ken4daze813]

Whisper Interstellar yess this game is insanely stressful

[@biologicalhunter520]

YES

[@ruick78]

As fromer retail worker i can say this game is very accurate.

[@Winter5587]

You’re not wrong, this is _literally_ what social anxiety feels like- in all situations really (it heckin sucks). I should send this to people when they ask, as well xD And to think I was really close to working retail but didn’t in the end .-.

[@itsnatedadonn]

Nobody: Jack: WAITING FOR MOMMY BIRD TOO * oksmlikhbcendlkhb ecdjh* Me: Typical Jacky Boi

[@user-uj7zb7hw3x]

*DO NOT PRESS MY PROFILE PICTURE* YEET

[@shadowbonnie1502]

@@user-uj7zb7hw3x nobody cares that doesn't have anything to do with the other guy's question

[@shadowbonnie1502]

@Christopher Farley OH MY GOD QUIT TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR CHANNEL

[@Sorizen]

When Jack starts crying in the small staff room and you realize what all that paper is for.

[@kyleblade]

Hey guys Jack septiceye commented on my recent post and he said some really hurtful stuff 🤮🤮🤮😭

[@imcooked9574]

KyleBlade he would never do that and We all know that’s a scam

[@jaimeg309]

@@imcooked9574 he trying to get attention

[@imcooked9574]

:v Lol Ik I was just saying

[@jessicaberchard2698]

"do you have a games aisle or what?" "YOU-YOURE IN IT!!!!

[@icosia5370]

Jack: Hi Manager: Hey Jack: ugh you're hideous Imagine saying that to your manager irl Hahahaha thanks for the likes...i guess

[@joshuacornett8769]

They dont take it well...

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

Fired at the start

[@Appie_09]

13:52 Jack: I quit yt for this job Everyone: Are you sure about that?!

[@AtomicPuffin]

it's actually scary how accurate this game portrays the life of retail. And everything Jack says in the time of this game is things I've said over 6yrs of working retail.

[@dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf]

I love how when he does the boss' voice some Anti just slightly slips in

[@EAZZEE]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED