Happy Wheels Highlights #43

[@tsethbright]

*Markiplier: The only guy to survive 20 bombs exploding in his face...but can't protect his face from the ground from 100 Feet.*

[@tsethbright]

*He had a helmet until the cannon part....but sadly, not even a helmet could save this poor man.*

[@lemonmeister8331]

Nightmare Unknown. Quite the bold thing to say

[@CherryBlossom_____]

Lemon Meister I see what you did their ;D

[@SoopDwagg]

Mark has a lot of experience with things blowing up in his face... if you know what i mean

[@tsethbright]

*Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck.*

[@Cyfrik]

Markiplier Noise Counter: Oh/ow - 58x Ah/aw - 23x Uh/uw - 18x Shibedi - 10x Augh - 8x Aaegh - 5x Buhk - 5x Hu - 5x Hue - 5x Huek - 5x Ho - 4x Bruk - 3x Huh - 3x Oaah - 3x Duoh - 2x Ha - 2x Hooh - 2x Huret - 2x Oaagh - 2x Ohh - 2x Aaggguhooh - 1x Agadegu - 1x Ao-how - 1x Boop - 1x Brong - 1x Buoh - 1x Buptie - 1x Dah - 1x Doeegh - 1x Dow - 1x Eh-eh - 1x Feka - 1x Gak - 1x Gat - 1x Hotjak - 1x Hrup - 1x Hueaagh - 1x Huep - 1x Hurep - 1x Huretek - 1x Huut - 1x Lavao - 1x Noh - 1x Oop - 1x Owie - 1x Shibedoo - 1x Shmack - 1x Shup - 1x Swoop - 1x Uah - 1x Ue - 1x Ueaagh - 1x Ueaah - 1x Ueagagah - 1x Whooh - 1x Woop - 1x Rules: >Only Mark's noises count. No game-noises. >Laughter not counted. >Ow, aw and uw counted as oh, ah and uh respectively. >"Combos" such as "ohohoh" counted as one noise. (The example becomes one "oh"). >"Multiple-syllable combos" such as "ohhohoho" counted as one of each noise they contain. (The example becomes one "oh" and one "ho".) >Words transitioning into noises and noises transitioning into words not counted. (*[Cough]* Santa *[cough]*) >However, when a word is interrupted by a noise the noise is counted. >Words transitioning into combos count as combos with the first noise removed, likewise do combos transitioning into words have their final noise removed. Comments: Seventh noise counter I make, and I don't have much to say about it. I forgot to take time for how long it took me to make it, but that's about it. I could say that it's pretty hard to pronounce "aaggguhooh", though. Believe me, I tried. The reason for why I didn't count "wow" was that I was unsure whether to call it a word or a noise.

[@ToaOfGallifrey]

***** I know, right?

[@noobsertube]

You must have so much free time.

[@enoz2]

holyshit , how long did it take you to do that ?

[@Cyfrik]

***** Thank you. By the way, I think I recognize you. You've commented on one of A Duck's videos, right? I think I saw you in the comments section upon watching one of them.

[@Cyfrik]

noobsertube Yes, an abundance of free time is one of the reasons I'm doing this. It also happens to be that in my timezone most of Mark's videos are published in the evening, when I'm already done with most things I need to do. Counting noises tends to be among the last things I do before turning the computer off for the night. That's why it takes so long for me to respond to replies.

[@ryladante]

"Was that the sound of my son exploding?" Markiplier 2014

[@tkplaysminecraft5280]

ryladante LOLOLOL

[@user-cj5xl6uf3n]

2019?

[@udder_tugger]

@@user-cj5xl6uf3n 2020?

[@xerilaun]

@@udder_tugger yup

[@Rerecrosz]

"I'm gonna blow ya to Hell! Then I'm gonna blow ya somewhere else! DOWN WE GO!" The timing of that down we go was hillarious.

[@StormShaun]

On that "Job Selector" level Mark got President. President Markiplier ... that has a good ring to it, I would also guess that he would have many good policies too. The Pink Warstache treaty, The Annual Slenderman Hunt, and the good ol' fashioned "Kick Wade in the butt" Day.

[@danilovelozo7123]

What are you doing in here?,You are suposed to be in chilleds videos!

[@StormShaun]

danilo velozo I already did my duty there, now I am fulfilling my other duty of spreading goodwill to other channels ... and to serious, I would welcome our Pink Warstache Overlord.

[@danilovelozo7123]

Atleast is for the warfstaches!

[@The_Queen_Chrysalis]

"Present Markiplier"......ROFL

[@Daioblis]

Queen Chrysalis Brohoof?

[@AndrewMoers]

That last level made me so nervous lol

[@jawniss]

i nearly had a heart attack

[@TheRogueWolf]

"Oh, it's not just a 'poon run! It's a bottle run. And a wrecking BLAGH!"

[@LordVader1094]

5:41 I spat my drink all over the screen XD

[@christopherbalcar5859]

I love how the cannon killed the pogo guy after he avoided all those homing mines.

[@ktony859]

Lol XD

[@rebeccagarrod9758]

if u have no head when I finish them u have to try again if u have head then u win

[@fazbear-cb5pu]

its raining TACOS he knows EVERYONE knows that

[@grex120000]

No "Kill Them All?" UNACCEPTABLE!!!

[@spicybc8846]

After all he went through with those mines at the end I don't think he had it in him

[@mdmcerealguy7871]

This is what I needed today to bring a smile to my face and a lot of laughter.

[@goosegang7544]

I'm watching it at night

[@perest4438]

I laughed o hard at the end. "OH GOD IT'S INSIDE ME" Literally the greatest gamer on youtube.

[@TheMattShea]

Isn't that level at 0:06 the same as the one you did with Tobuscus while blindfolded? =O

[@awimbaway1166]

Weird seeing you here Matt :) Please don't stop with your awesome videos :) :::::::::::::::::::::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@TheMattShea]

Bob! Always appreciate your comments, but I never reply to any of them because you have replies turned off! Just hope you know that I do appreciate you :)

[@awimbaway1166]

Sorry Matt, I don't know how to turn them on using my iPad. But it's fiiiiiiiiiiine

[@TheMattShea]

Charles Haver There's a G+ setting that turns off comment replies. They're just disabled for Bob :(

[@NoamTrotta]

NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!

[@toddwatkins5913]

6:05 had me panicking the hole time

[@Impulseka]

I was halfway through drinking a Dr. Pepper when Mark said "This is not what I thought you meant by poon run." and now the Dr. Pepper is covering my laptop screen.

[@eth102]

The last pogo stick one was the greatest horror game Mark has ever played.

[@maskmangaming6568]

Great video as always, Mark! It's amazing to think that after finding you at around 2,000 subscribers, you are almost at 2 MILLION. That's an unbelievable number for most people to reach or even comprehend reaching, but you are certainly one that deserves it! You are not only a great entertainer, but a great person as well with your charity work. You are an inspiration to content creators like me, so keep up the fine work as always! :D

[@gadijatyer8527]

And to think ppl have 96mil subs

[@greenbean_casserole33]

kiss ass

[@NotKoradio]

5:39 ''Its also a bottle run! Wait, a wreckiNG-BAUNg''

[@DJDelta0]

Hilarious as always! XD

[@markiplierlover8410]

I love the fan art!!!

[@MotleyNerd]

Hey Mark, Alien: Isolation is coming out on October 7th! You should play it, it's supposed to be really good!

[@dethpunch1998]

I like how a bunch of people liked the comment thinking it was Mark.

[@MotleyNerd]

damnit

[@maurijohannes]

Could you try Terror Engine, please?

[@dethpunch1998]

maurijohannes It's not him.

[@ButterlesToast]

Mark, you're almost at that 2 million mark! Good luck :D

[@leedan6618]

How much has your life changed in 6 years?

[@ghostlyaurora]

I died of laughter during this, especially at the end with the pogo guy and the explosions.

[@Kittensarecute111]

"Oh, it's not just a 'poon run! It's a bottle run." "Wrecking ball?" *Splat*

[@jasonquiver6907]

Darkswirl "HAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

[@Athados1]

"Oh it's not just a poon run, it's also a bottle run...and a wrecking baAAGH!"

[@FlatCapOrasull]

2:23 Markiplier for President!!

[@KyzrOG]

Dear Mark, you have inspired me to create my own gaming channel and I couldn't thank you enough. Making my own channel changed my life in such a big way. Ever since I started watching your videos, I've been pushing myself every day and working harder than ever before. I really do look up to you and I just want to say thank you. Never change Mark! -Mr. TotalPenguin

[@greenbean_casserole33]

subscribe farmer =|

[@GammaFoxNZ]

Mark: oooh its not just a poon run, it's also a bottle run.... And also a wreaking- BUUUUUG!

[@robertwalsh1401]

mark your happy wheels video are the only ones that i really enjoy watching. You have such a great time with the game, its more fun to watch you play than to actually play it!

[@squidgybuffalo]

Santa: "Whoa! Where are my kiddies?!" Mark you are the best Santa.

[@jamesthebluecat1263]

3:00 how he holds the bat makes this scene look like a father telling his now adult son that he’s bad at sports.😹

[@xYRSTRLY]

THAT WAS GOLDEN

[@EnemyWasp]

At 0:01 you can see the helmet fly by, causing the jets to kill Mark

[@SashikuChan]

I'm re-watching these and at one point i spit water all over the place. I also nearly peed my pants from the laughter. XD

[@YourLifeMyHands]

These really are just priceless entertainment

[@itsdav7472]

1:41 Tiny Box Tim Voice!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!

[@itsdav7472]

You were on hangout showing me you replying to the comment I said

[@itsdav7472]

*WTF* **confused**

[@lol48483]

TheLightningFlash apples

[@itsdav7472]

lol48483 oranges

[@lol48483]

water melone

[@Peaceful_Gojira]

OH MY GOD! xD THAT WAS A VERY DIFFERENT, YET HILARIOUS ENDING...WHAT YOU MAY EXPECT BECOMES THE UNEXPECTED xD

[@djriolu234]

2:10 Markiplier: oooooh I shouldn't have moved! Me: Hmmmmmmmm , next time don't move!

[@Cookiemagination]

5:40 XD

[@KILLER12343874]

Markiplier is the king of Happy Wheels

[@MrArcher1216]

Mark: Dodging mines like he's right out of the Matrix. And then immediately shames himself by getting faceplanted by a cannon.

[@ilikeforks7022]

My face hurts from laughing so hard. Markiplier is hands down the best guy on YT.

[@andalynx5608]

This was the first markiplier video I saw... It was an ad too!

[@pauldelol]

Teacher: How do you say "Impossible" in Spanish? Me: 4:36

[@Bloodrocutioner]

Omg Mark you are so funny! Haha this video is a prime example of why I started gaming more :)

[@skylermckenzie]

Hey Mark, love your Happy Wheels Highlights, they just keep getting funnier as each episode goes by!

[@SpazKoopa]

the last part I lost it, I sprayed my soda everywhere. XD

[@SusieSue]

I swear it is like Happy Wheels is constantly mocking and laughing at Mark!!!

[@dudebastian]

4:36 "Jak myślisz przejdzie?" "Daje na niego zgrzewkę piwa".. Ach.. Polska :) Mapka była robiona dla ROJA Ach.. Poland :) This mape was made for ROJOV13 4:36

[@arista231]

Polacy everywhere! xD

[@Kisu_]

polacy przejmuja youtube! i happy wheelsy i kazdy inny serwis internetowy :P

[@sophsfavvids]

I no do polish

[@JCZFootball]

Happy wheels highlights are awesome and never cease to make me laugh. Great job Markiplier!

[@felixgouty]

The Last part was the best in quite some time !

[@StephersBeyond]

5:37 "Oh, it's not just a poon run---it's also a bottle run and a wrecking bRRRAAAHGGG *dies* XD LOLOL!

[@azuresilver6170]

"Hey look look, it's my dong! Aahaaha...!" lols

[@shyne5928]

0:32 is no one gonna appreciate how smooth that head removal was

[@antoine1769]

Nice Highlights, like always :D

[@DGrimsomStar_Sirius]

6:10-7:00 Funniest Mark Moment. Who can resist, such Awesomeness

[@edwardkelber8878]

I kind of want to see another series anyone else feel the same?

[@semeroth1997]

the last clip was pure gold! XD

[@KASASpace]

Why not: 'Poon fall? Harpoon fall. Mix between Harpoon run and Spike fall.

[@Indurok]

I love that last one where he survived all those mines, and only killed himself by landing on his back.

[@xXBobJonesmanXx]

5:34 - 5:42 ANIMATE THAT!

[@danielfey1990]

I love your santa voice Mark. It's hilarious and accurate!

[@ooizee]

Its been 4 days since you uploaded a video longer than 7 minutes

[@TheRandomOne911]

you spoke too soon

[@GoldenTruth22]

this stuff just never gets old! thank you mark.

[@Shlungoidwungus]

Note: I do not hate Pewdiepie and all that jazz, just came up with a song to make fun of an old 90's commercial. Markiplier, Markiplier, funnier than Pewdiepie. I'm so very sorry, I'll go cry in the shame corner. ;_;

[@Shlungoidwungus]

Rainbow Loyalty Dash You may then solemnly go fuck yourself. No one had asked for that criticism, nor was it warranted. If you are going to insult someone, then make your own damn comment, do not do it on my posts. *MUTE* *FLAGGED* *AS* *SPAM*

[@Shlungoidwungus]

Rainbow Loyalty Dash I dun it again! Magic!

[@Shlungoidwungus]

Isaac Delaney XD You know, I used to make comments like that all the time, usually a 30 long comment chain that was so odd it garnered the attention of the video's creator! Who had some 30K subscribers, and who now recognizes my comments on his video's. And on multiple occasions, has commented back to me. I feel so speshul.

[@Shlungoidwungus]

***** Welcome to the clinically insane club!

[@Shlungoidwungus]

Isaac Delaney Can I have eleventy-seven cookies? They look tasty. Oh no, the victims are screaming again, I'll be back.

[@themagnificantmemer7935]

4:17 is my ringtone now XD

[@MaskOfBrutality]

that's ok Mark I'm not good at sports either.

[@chumfartlin9963]

Goku is good at everything.

[@Cheesecake17345]

Anthony Beltran Nah, he'd make the ball "disappear" right when he touches it, I say that's a penalty.

[@ivaeradon4570]

Hilarious as always, Mark! I looove Happy Wheels Highlights!

[@derianbrittonluvu]

Am I the only one who noticed that at 4:47 the coins are arranged in the shape of a ding-dong

[@FinalFantasyFan11568]

Nope. I saw that too.

[@NickiAvenged]

Mark..I love you and your videos so much. You can make me smile and laugh even when I feel like crawling in a hole and dying.

[@Davocalypse]

hmmmm did anyone notice that his legs duplicated at 4:40

[@Kernowparadise]

Lol, i see it now XD

[@Davocalypse]

lol i was like.... hold on a second.... did that just happen?

[@kryQQ]

I don't see it.

[@PrO-_ToNy]

Ew I see it lol

[@logburnerz]

You, uh, realize people have two legs right?

[@callicottjr]

4:12 had me laughing so hard! I keep replaying it over and over again just for that cut off yell. XD

[@ninjapotatolorf6237]

4:52 Get dunked on.

[@Shadowtail]

NinjaPotato Lord Hi Farfetch'd!

[@ninjapotatolorf6237]

Shadowtail​ Hey, Lucario!

[@_rainbow_dash_9634]

''Was that the sound of my son expoding?'' omg LOL

[@Shlungoidwungus]

EVERYONE! Comment about Daylight, or at least up-vote this comment so that he knows. He needs a long horror game and Daylight is just sitting there, being terrifying.

[@danielfey1990]

Keeps getting better and better! Thanks Mark!

[@polka8117]

2:34 why did you laugh so hard?

[@asingularcheesepuff6383]

I think it was because the level advertised itself as "impossible", yet he beat it in 1 try.

[@lindaabney2736]

Palmer Witzel

[@loobersoog]

When Mark said "oooooooohhh!!" @ 01:02 i was like Who lives in pineapple under the sea?! Lol

[@eddygranda4886]

Mark, I love happy wheels, one of my favorite series. But it's literally been more than 30 videos since you're last horror game. y u do dis to me

[@bellewinter81]

Perhaps he's just waiting to find a good horror game, we don't want him playing a crappy game now do we?

[@0Evony0]

He uploaded one 2 hours ago :o

[@nigelschmenk9589]

5:40 is my favorite part "And a wrecking BLAGHH"

[@animeslav]

....alright. I'm goin to Mark's house and put him under house arrest so we can actually see him play something that lasts for 15 minutes. *brings rope and duck tape* who's with me? :D

[@wowanothercookie]

I'm in! *brings locks for the doors and feathers*

[@JeffTheKillerInDaHouse]

Me too! *brings notebook* what? i need his auto graph. *grabs knife* and i need some DNA.........

[@animeslav]

alright!! let's do this!

[@mintboy434]

Me too *Grabs Tattoo Set* I'm putting our faces on his face! :D

[@JeffTheKillerInDaHouse]

Tyson Potter Your profile picture is horrifying.

[@Coritinacho]

MARKIPLIER IIIIIIS FANTASTIC!!!!

[@Julian4194]

Are you doing Horror Reaction Complation 9?

[@CelesteStClair]

HOLY FUCK the part where Mark was screaming in terror at the homing mines at the end. I laughed so hard my ribs hurt soo much! This is easily the funniest hwh yet

[@Rayner99er]

is it me, or does mark have the stupid tendency to always be facing down in the worst of times.

[@danielsain7860]

Dude your voice plus saying funny as hell stuff just made me laugh so hard I didn't get enough oxygen to my brain and am now light headed, your voice is awesome, it should be on radio lol

[@InsaneDemonSlayer67]

Can you go back to making the highlights 20mins long like you used too? XD

[@seanbean4918]

The end was awesome!

[@edwardpriolo5763]

anyone watching in 2016

[@quitomontgomery2660]

ya Pikachu

[@aidan9168]

+Edward Priolo ya

[@Neb_ulaaaaaa]

SAME HERE!!!!! PIKACHU

[@nerosyrinx3876]

+Edward Priolo yes

[@EasySqueezy1]

Why do people post this it's not like when you post it in 2016 you're gonna get people posting from the past

[@BeenieBomb]

That was such a valiant effort on the last level haha!

[@snailpirate]

FIRST COMMENT GIVE ME A SUPER MEGA ULTRA MARKI WARFSTACHE COOKIE!!!

[@Incursoe]

You sir, do not use the brain you have.

[@xTheBrogames]

ViralVirus Which Brain?

[@snailpirate]

I have a brain?

[@Incursoe]

Well, you clearly don't use it.

[@snailpirate]

all I wanted was a super mega ultra Markiwarfstache cookie.

[@nicholasthomason295]

Markiplier is the best youtuber out there.

[@Kossumies6]

All these highlight videos and I just now realized that the coins had pentagrams in them...

[@djiinraidinnae]

Ha ha! That art for the thumbnail on this one is so cute! I think Markiplier is my new favorite cartoon character.

[@kennethsatterfield1594]

I don't know why but after the twentieth or so of these they seem to be not so funny anymore... It saddens me that mark would become less funny to me! I just wish I could see it the same way I did, or know why it became less funny, does anyone else notice this?

[@kennethsatterfield1594]

Because if something is noticed something can be fixed

[@CrazedJacob]

Let me explain why it got less funny: Your humor changed.

[@kennethsatterfield1594]

No because I can watch the oldies and still laugh my ass off I don't remember which one but on one of them I had a literal rofl momment

[@nikki-tr7xx]

Hes still hilarious too me, I just don't laugh physically because I got used to his humor. If I hung out with him in real life, I'm sure he'd be 20 times more hilarious.

[@kennethsatterfield1594]

Huh... Never thought of it that way...

[@WilliamWaugh]

You're really close to 2 million subs Mark! I wish you the best of luck

[@rubberspaghetti610]

Can we please go back to the old Markiplier where he played crappy indie horror games and made videos longer than 6 minutes? Because I'm personally kind of sick of seeing the same type of things over and over again... "Gmod: Prop Hunt, Gmod: Murder, Happy Wheels, and maybe an Occulus Rift game. Then rinse and repeat. Anyone else?

[@jordanwinecoff9087]

me ilike both tho but he needs to play more horor

[@Sylvecune]

He can play whatever he chooses to play o.o you dont decide that, so either deal without the horror games or leave.

[@rubberspaghetti610]

Michi Lynn I never said that he couldn't play what he wanted, all I said was that I personally was sick of seeing him play the same games over and over again, with really short videos as well. So maybe if you can't deal with other people's opinions, YOU should leave.

[@Sylvecune]

Bryan Copperthite Lol, I can deal with peoples opinions, just too many of you spam his videos asking for him to play other things, if he plays other things then so be it if he doesnt then we need to deal with what we get.

[@rubberspaghetti610]

Michi Lynn To many of us spam? I have never seen anyone else ask something like this before. Again, I wasn't even asking him to play something else, I was just saying what I would prefer from Markiplier. And yes, I understand that he will play what he wants, but if he doesn't give something back to his fans (Like a few game requests), then what kind of a KZbinr is he? That's the only reason I was posting that, not to get into an argument.

[@zimohhh]

Thanks Mark for making me smile today even though it's a bad day ♥

[@ricardoolois]

That last one had me on the edge of my seat xD haha

[@totesnotpheonix1193]

You are the best ever Mark. You always find a way to help me smile after a realllllyyyyyyy crap day. Thank you.

[@manworms]

*Mark is love. Mark is life.*

[@robh9165]

Y u do dis?

[@manworms]

*Mark is love. Mark is life.*

[@MollixPop]

That last pogo section killed me XD