Happy Wheels Highlights #47

[@markiplier]

Hope you guys enjoy this EXTRA BEEFY episode of Happy Wheels! I'm gonna try to make every episode around 15 minutes long from now on :D

[@NKP723]

Markiplier This statement is all lies

[@honnhan8908]

noooooooo you good's yes markiplier me afien

[@honnhan8908]

good god

[@richthompson6561]

Hey guys are having a good time

[@colemaday3341]

*****

[@gamingwildlife]

I love Santa. He always makes me laugh. "ALL RIGHT YOU KIDDIE... WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?"

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

Sounds high

[@luciothebean5567]

I WAS DYING AT THAT PART LMAO

[@clover-il7tf]

@@luciothebean5567 SAME

[@SUPERGEEK_04]

0:27

[@slayerofmortallychallenged2470]

TELL ME KIDDIE, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

[@TheMattShea]

"MYEH STILL ALIVE! *smack* ERG NRRG DEAD" Hahah that part got me.

[@l9324]

MattShea mattshea 3 years ago :o

[@Jlynn061]

Hey!

[@Katanae]

MattShea Hey Matt, i like your videos as well, im subscribed

[@resignedwaste1298]

“He has a murderer!” And this is why we still watch this video.

[@summer_billo1377]

Hi Matt

[@dr_skipwith]

15:37 The most genuine and contagious laugh ever.

[@verzi4396]

1:16 "yep that-that hurt." LMFAO

[@brandonbauer5012]

Still alive...mrdr dead...😂

[@CYGNIUS]

I love how he was singing the theme music from "SAW" on the level where he pushed people into spikes XD

[@goofy8953]

13:17

[@lukemoore3289]

15:25 Mark suddenly becomes a chicken

[@metroidman64]

Which it made me laugh WAY hard! XD

[@liamcullins]

Relatable. Hasn’t everyone gotten so frustrated that they started clucking like a chicken at some point in their life?

[@Wackyzzz]

"(Santa voice) Santa too fat cant fit through gap"😂

[@alexandertech152]

Steven Stone o. Iooooooo

[@stevenstone1183]

Steven Stone I'm aware that this comment is a few months old but Hello my fellow Stone hahah

[@MagicSchoolBusDropout4]

Ay that rhime though

[@elwaffelz]

i loved the christmaas story reference "YOULL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT YOULL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT

[@Shadowtail]

Hey Latios!

[@thatstheaxo]

Shadowtail Ayy

[@Scorchfire0329]

2:33-2:40. doesn't matter how many times he says it, I laugh hysterically every time lol

[@jeannieglanville4298]

8:50 he starts singing Mario with nopes!🤣

[@aouadkingdom4807]

Nice catch 😂

[@BlackfootFerret]

10:10 World's First Happy Wheels "Justin Bieber Fall"! #DisgustinglyCool

[@lavenderpierrot]

0:30 😂😂😂 You'll shoot your eye out, kid!!!

[@DDRoman2011]

+Scarlet Fire lol i imagined Krampus throwing the kid.

[@lavenderpierrot]

+Roman Curiel 😂😂😂

[@xerilaun]

@@lavenderpierrot 😂

[@derpypenguin3127]

"ITS DANGEROUS" 0:59 famous last words

[@agentzero5236]

1:07 SEGWAY MAN GONNA DIE!

[@werefoxwerewolf]

"I caught it with my face, therefore victory is mine."

[@ktony859]

XD

[@cringeybydefault4151]

0:34 was that a refrence to " a christmas story"?

[@kennedy-iv6nd]

Yes

[@ocarinaplaya]

That was the best

[@lisannyperez4750]

bluekitten1216 meow! u

[@tammyboots3629]

Yes

[@cringeybydefault4151]

Lisanny Perez souja boy i tell ya

[@UnHolyMan9117]

17 minutes? This is exactly what I wanted :D *Thank you based Markiplier*

[@Kalebfenoir]

I just realized he Noped the entire Mario theme. XD

[@IMightBeError]

what time stamp?

[@Kalebfenoir]

@@IMightBeError 8:50

[@StorkToons]

"I split in half, but I won."~Markiplier, 2014

[@Hotfox999]

*SANTA'S STUCK IN A BOX OF EMOTIONS AGAIN.*

[@pojogirl1996]

15:25 Markichicken has returned ^-^

[@kurocat1206]

Your French accent kills me lol. Reminds me of Joey from Friends.

[@michaellynes3540]

0:00 Mark: Ultimate Trolling. (0:02) You bastard!

[@MissouriBengal]

10:19 Jack would have loved to play this level

[@KoalifyMan]

15:42 Psh, making a map to be 100% IMPOSSIBLE is always POSSIBLE for Mark.

[@robloxfan7187]

7:32 You don't see that happen everyday!

[@kcm732]

This was great, 14:12 had me laughing so damn hard, the french accents of the couple on the motorcycle were great, and I was cracking up at the santa insane Bawk tirade , great stuff mark

[@January_Silence]

15:04 "SANTA'S STUCK IN A BOX OF EMOTIONS AGAIN!" Lol XP

[@BobMarley-gr7ee]

5:44 Get out of my face, please, thank you. xD

[@ryanpetty5658]

0:04 How to fail a sword throw in 3 seconds

[@zek5456]

He didnt Pull🤣🤣

[@cjrodgers7591]

"Honey you look different, I like it." I died laughing!!XD

[@TheDarkUmbreon8623]

"I HAVE A WEDDING!!"

[@DenziCs]

Is it me or does Mark ALWAYS stab himself in the head in every sword throw? :D

[@AngelWingsYT]

if its not the head its the ass/balls

[@Gottamovethatteamup]

0:07 that scream sounded almost exactly like one of Stan's screams from American Dad! XD

[@Edinstvo-The-Astral-Wolf]

Markiplier's frantic bawking at 15:25 made me laugh. Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk baaaaaawwwwwwk

[@cozzle1748]

6:53 I didn't know you were secretly a chicken Mark! XD

[@Nexus4D]

This is the highlights that I remember watching as a kid, so nostalgic :)

[@sirarietichee7260]

2:42 "Let it go, let it go! You'll never see him cry. Here he hangs in the face of death. Let the swords rain down! The End never bothered him anyway."

[@DJCriminator]

I love theese line "owie" "kiddies" and "THANKYOU THANKYOU THANK YOU anymore THANKYOU"

[@MyDoubleJs]

1:26 Honey! What happened? You look different. I like it! (BLOOD GUSHING & METALLIC CLANKING) AAAUUH

[@DannyLeModder13]

12:07 just kills me for some reason

[@Bronywithguns870]

14:12 had me rolling with his face when they flipped and crashed

[@Fan-imator]

ISN'T IT LOVELEH?

[@TheHunterLad]

Such a memorable episode.

[@Ash_Boop]

Wow, that outro with Mark saying "Thanks for watching this video..." and such is so nostalgic

[@CyborianCronicles]

6:52 mark sounds like a high chicken XD

[@Extreme033]

I'm french and i just understand the word "Baguette" XDD

[@InfiniteEscuro]

that's because he just makes noise, I mean you didn't think he was actually speaking intelligible words did you?

[@Extreme033]

the darkness I know i know ^^

[@Arceaus98]

Extreme033 The Baguette is a lie.

[@NodDisciple1]

Arceaus98 No, it's beauty marks! :-0

[@roseackackack8547]

Bread of pretzel

[@January_Silence]

2:53 & 6:50 These crack me up, every time. The same goes for all the times where he goes high-pitched/helium/chipmunk on us :D. Utterly hilarious!

[@imbeckymiller2]

I feel the same way!! 😂😂

[@Cookiemagination]

Always when the endcard music starts, im sad to know the video is over soon :(

[@MuzikBike]

12:34 never knew the human body was capable of making these sounds.

[@amtrakpepsiproduct1605]

Epilepsy warnings at 2:12-2:16, 4:18-5:10, 5:10-5:16, 6:40-6:47, 5:43-5:59, 7:55-8:10, 8:26-9:14, 9:30-10:01, 10:30-10:51, 11:25-11:56, 12:50-12:56, 13:13-13:15, 13:22-13:26, 13:32-13:57, 13:57-14:20, 14:29-14:37, and 16:55-16:58

[@turbinalsoap363]

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[@NintenJoeGamer]

14:41 PewDiePie higher than Chuck Norris?! Just no.... Chuck would easily destroy him

[@bradencoulter9820]

I agree

[@NintenJoeGamer]

Damian Jessie can a cobra survive biting any of them

[@NintenJoeGamer]

Damian Jessie If a cobra bites Chuck, the cobra will die a slow painful death. What i'm saying is if a cobra bit any other famous actor would the cobra die a slow death

[@NintenJoeGamer]

Damian Jessie Just goin off on what the shirts say :p are there any shirts that say the same thing about other people? nope :p

[@NintenJoeGamer]

Damian Jessie You're no fun.. obviously i know that

[@SETHPCAMPOS]

I like these longer happy wheels playthroughs.

[@epicmaj8r]

0:42 - 1:56 I fucking died. 😂😂😂😂

[@madisonlaseter8969]

R.I.P my good stranger

[@michaellynes3540]

10:21 Jack: SCREW YOU BILLY!!!

[@nikolaman8245]

I was laughing my ass off the entire time during the partical acellerator part

[@Deuce972]

Well it's good to see that he is still alive... After that playthrough of vanish and all lol.

[@hayliesouva3428]

Right?!?xD

[@TheKz_]

00:27 was the best!

[@purplekey9330]

that needs to be a highlight

[@jamieTGD]

3:23 Njurgle Fjurlge 😂 13:24 Mark sounded just like Emperor Palpatine saying DO IT

[@nicholasseese7119]

0:27 is a scene from "The Christmas Story" they just never used. Not Kid Friendly, they said.

[@Ultimate23Dragon]

11:57 - "Smackdown! More like Smackass!" Thinks of the lameness of the WWE Divas division...

[@moezmoez3558]

wait wait wait 18 min of happy wheel with mark (made my day)

[@DesertSamuraiJD]

Better than PewDiePie

[@DesertSamuraiJD]

jake lonso I didn't know. but still. at least Mark doesn't make terrible rape jokes.

[@NathanDrakeQc]

Pewdiepie changed ;) He doesn't make rape jokes or insults like ''gay'' ... I'm not saying gay is an insult though ;)

[@DesertSamuraiJD]

the awesome AC fan, the best AC fan, the most annoying name to read ever. Sorry dude. I'm still mad at those dumb retards for the video they made called "New Blue Power Ranger" and they fucked it up completely.

[@JoshSmith-ks8gx]

jake lonso ik

[@JoshSmith-ks8gx]

CanadianGamer it is

[@jnzupka]

0:47 PLEASE SPARE SANTA CLAUS!!!! TAKE THE KIDDIES!!!! *MASHED* 3:38 What is it with Mark and stabbing people in the butt?

[@poisonportal.6091]

12:45 Mark sounds like a hawk.

[@SuperZero-nf6mk]

I know this isn't related to the video but I would love to see how Mark goes through Fallout 3 if he ever plays it. I'm betting that a pretty big if.

[@VennYT]

That Christmas Story reference lol

[@SunnySplosion]

Hey Mark you're really getting some great feedback on your longer video! It's really nice that you're willing to word harder for your community. I should really take a page out of your book for my let's plays. I get how hard editing is, and how time consuming, so I can appreciate all of the extra effort. Stay awesome!

[@AmahdBreazell]

You mean work I know it's just one word. I have my pet peeves.

[@Sleifer282]

Amahd Breazell You meant "*I* know IT'S just one word. *I* have my pet peeves." I too, have my pet peeves.

[@AmahdBreazell]

WHAT HAPPENED WITH MY SPELLING *cough cough* YOU LOOK SMART.

[@Sleifer282]

SURE WHY NOT

[@absollover522]

Matt Schofield I don't see the difference in what he said and what your trying to correct

[@WillCWilson]

"Honey, what happened? You look different. I like it." 0_o

[@shotokan1329]

This is a very old video for you mark but... I'd play it in times 2 speed, and I couldn't stop laughing for 4 min. Love you man

[@springtrapsyeetland]

10:01 I get the all the excitement of trash truck simulator 202012

[@pooplejar]

You made the reference finally! "You'll shoot your eye out kid!"

[@talashurling4221]

7:37 xD pfft revenge of JB :3 We all know its coming :D

[@lordofgorph]

I can't believe how accurate the CC is on Mark's videos, especially after watching what it turns Jack's words into...XD It even says at 7:43 "MARK IS SINGING?"

[@loganbaker5084]

Teacher: what noise does a chicken make? The special ed kid 15:24

[@loganbaker5084]

Wow great post

[@SSukibug]

@@loganbaker5084 I think you forgot to switch to your alt account to like your comment and say that 😅

[@loganbaker5084]

@@SSukibug I agree with the first reply

[@loganbaker5084]

Same

[@SparktehFox]

Mark, please. Just play games that make you happy. If you wanna end the Happy Wheels Highlights then that's fine. Perhaps you could do Turbo Dismount Highlights?

[@MrBigjay1995]

Yeah Turbo Dismounts would be a good idea! Especially with the amount of workshop levels there are. I think he'd probably enjoy that a lot more too.

[@StarManMatt1]

You'll shoot your eye out! *Throws kid at spinning axes*

[@TheSlickkEffect123]

I was dying at that part xD I couldn't stop laughing

[@nicomack12]

***** Mark santa is law mark santa is Shrek

[@itskindofemily]

Ahh I was dying too xD that reference though

[@kaylaalleyne6872]

Dammmn 3.3million in less than two weeks? Congratz Mark (: ! You deserve this for all your hard work and you will get soooo much more to come♡ (: !

[@graysonbogle5472]

Sometimes markiplier's old videos are funnier than his new one

[@craylobster6404]

Only markiplier will get mad at his own leg

[@Corrupted]

For the german people: Mein Best of ist da, war sau viel Arbeit und ich fang nach Outlast mit Charity livestreams an ^-^

[@MCU_Rasiel]

Omg hi Rupty 😁😁

[@Briceronie]

Oh my gosh Mark, how much funnier can you get?

[@thebackroomskid8649]

0:07 he lost it..

[@1x32x]

5:35 Markiplier animated short, right there ;)

[@xtendo_64]

greatest birthday present ever

[@daltonpinell6251]

12:32 Was Mark imitating the "TOASTY!" thing from Mortal Kombat?

[@spitf1re309]

Yeah I Think he Did

[@fausty8945]

10:20 Orgy of dead Billys for jacksepticeye :3

[@MissLexiMarie]

I don't know why the CC is on but I am not disappointed..

[@jeffreycurl4925]

Uhhhhhh...... Your name is a problem......

[@MrEraider60]

Wow! Now that is an epic insult to injury at 7:33! Lmao! xD

[@imnomomobutimaduck8117]

0:29 when it’s Christmas and you see a fake Santa at the mall, and this is how he acted. 😂

[@Hookening]

0:39 That reference.

[@TheAndroan]

lolol

[@Mia-pd9pv]

15:13 THIS...... IS....... SANTAAAAAAAA!!!!

[@weebmaster460]

5:18 got me dead

[@DutchiedeKat]

4:45 that was amazing 🤣🤣🤣

[@noahnunez6595]

I liked when he started to yell at his leg at 5:25

[@macerather1378]

Lol nice Saw theme

[@Lustvie]

I laughed so hard when he was like SEGWAY MANN GONNA DIEE

[@Hellowjess]

Omg that's from 'a Christmas story'

[@oddomchhith3203]

Pin l wtf

[@bananabeast9384]

Teacher: what sound does the chicken make? That one kid: 15:26

[@egbertparara2692]

At 0:00 if you keep tapping the ten seconds button you can make his character twerk

[@johnkats14]

5:09 dat french