Happy X-Mas (War is over) [Slowed Tiktok version]

That damn snail 🐌
I own nothing
Music by Jonh lennon
Crossovers101🌺

[@434pm]

2:06 for y'all

[@rickastley1351]

Omg thanks

[@steph2Gee]

i wont ruin that 69 if i were you (someone)

[@nicholepomerlane1713]

THANK YOU FOR ❤

[@mirellapalacios508]

@@rickastley1351 no

[@lailifaizah7079]

Thanks richie

[@_Rafael04]

2:06 gives off "Slowly bleeding out in a snowy sidewalk at 3am from a stab wound on christmas day" vibes

[@panparapancho]

That's oddly specific but you ain't wrong

[@wetblankkett]

ash lynx ?

[@duckmcduckerson1957]

December 25, 1916. A young man named Cullen Flynn lies dead on the ground. Surrounded by the shouts of war, explosions of artillery, and the whizzing of bullets. He lies unshaken on the ground. The camera zooms out, followed by a voice explaining that, sadly, Mrs. Flynn would not be receiving the Christmas letter she expected that year. Merry Christmas; War is over, for one of many.

[@cole009productions7]

What the hell

[@feisar3274]

@@duckmcduckerson1957 made me cry

[@chaihill1837]

When me and the snail arrange to have a Holiday truce and put aside our differences so we won’t have to celebrate alone.

[@mr.cookie8617]

The Christmas Truce (Part 2)

[@gogoyubari366]

Huh?

[@nightcollapse]

@@gogoyubari366 It's a thought experiment that's like "If you were immortal and rich, and the only thing that could kill you was an immortal snail, what would you do?"

[@shivaasthana8678]

Plot twist: The snail betrays you and stabs you behind your back when suddenly this music intensifies

[@moxxie5613]

help 2:06 is full-on: 24th December 1964 11:58pm "the man slowly walked up the hill, holding his bleeding wound as he suddenly collapsed, he laid on the ground smiling and looking up at the sky, the sun slowly rose on him... "It's Christmas morning.." Little snowflakes fell on his face remembering his wife and kids and what he did to protect his family and his country he quietly muttered "War is over..." and his eyes suddenly closed... The last standing man from the war... had just passed...

[@me-fp4qd]

The beginning scared the crap outta me

[@rickastley1351]

*happy Christmas Kyoko*

[@Soaral]

Happy Christmas Rick Astley

[@sc8652]

@@Soaral Happy Christmas Soaral

[@rickastley1351]

@@Soaral *happy Christmas Soarol and S C*

[@duruuzun1355]

Lol it might be a little scary but at the same time it is adorable. They are wishing their children a happy xmas.

[@2verysnowyyy]

“The war is finally over” I say as I dust my hand in salt and scoop up the snail. “I hope you had fun” I say as I take my last breath and watch the sun burn out. “Merry Christmas” I think as the world collapses around me. And so, the age old tale of the immortal snail and the girl to die at its hand is over. It took longer than anybody could of imagined but at least it’s over, right?

[@Lottabaggage]

When you find the snail looking up into the sky, waiting for the sun to explode, given up on its objective of killing you, just wanting this futile game of cat and mouse to end

[@funkymcgoober3240]

2:06 me and the snail in the year 9005 as we watch the world come to a end realizing that we both have nothing else to lose so I can sacrifice myself to let the snail live a long time to live life happily

[@FYNNALINN]

at 2:06 i just imagine falling to your knees, accepting your fate as you bleed from chest/stomach, your in the snow. You finally accepted your lost battle. you fall to your side, in the calm, cold, snowy breeze. ''war is over.''

[@Amandab2010]

I touched him.

[@Amandab2010]

I touched The Snail.

[@JavierEscuella_Real]

what

[@Amandab2010]

@@JavierEscuella_Real The Immortal Snail

[@Earth_Luna]

peace in ukraine has been restored

[@Cupcake_Productions1]

This song: a bop The comments: the snail- The snail: well I've found my targets :)

[@wedgehurst]

jokes aside this actually sounds really nice

[@duruuzun1355]

Of course it is nice. John fucking Lennon sang it

[@TheAnthonydel]

@@duruuzun1355 damn right

[@PABLO_420]

yh 🐵

[@karladiaz7666]

Si

[@mostly_cloudy5339]

What's the joke?

[@koolaidslurpe.r]

*this is my… last message to the world… it’s over… The snail.. it’s found me.. goodbye..*

[@MagicaMadokaUA]

You will be remembered, soldier. Your fight is over. **Salute**

[@dxrk_revive5281]

Salute😔 we lost another good soldier

[@-ICITRONSI-]

Why does this give me such a sense of dread and hopelessness

[@Anglo-mapping]

This song reminds me of the men in ww2 and ww1 returning home to see their families after years of fighting and a feeling of reunification occuring, 3:12 is when i vision it the most.

[@Sosocafarofa]

this is one of the songs that I grew up listening to, every Christmas, I heard this song, with my family together, i get the chills when I heard it, it's just so genuinely good to listen this again...

[@a.n.d.y6714]

me waitin for the snail after 20,000 years of pain and destruction of this world.

[@devin718]

He has arrived…a populations of snails have came back from the brink of extinction

[@xghostgolden413]

The snail has followed me here help

[@sebastienfournier1802]

Within your eternal and immortal existence, wasn’t the snail the only thing still giving you purpose after thousands of years? It made you live rather than meaninglessly existing for eternity. Thank you Snail.

[@rickastley1351]

@@sebastienfournier1802 don't wanna piss anybody of, but what is that snail off i need to know

[@caspian6108]

@@rickastley1351 its based off of a reddit post. you're immortal, but you have a snail following you forever. if it touches you, you die.

[@rickastley1351]

@@caspian6108 oh ok. I don't have reddit. I deleted it ages ago. Thanks tho

[@vinyllistener1428]

"It's all in the Pitch Control" - Mac Demarco

[@mayotheperson]

me when the snail and I have lost everyone we ever knew and could’ve known, after realizing we could no longer become attached to anyone, after watching the earth descend into chaos and pain, after watching humanity destroy themselves with the technology of their own creation, after watching wildlife prosper, just to be destroyed as the universe dies of a heat death, and yet despite all of this, it doesn’t stop moving towards me. and this time, I don’t run.

[@dannyhipolito817]

At 2:06, I can imagine a heart wrenching scene in a movie/series where in the emotional ending, the worthy son of a mafia boss shoots his own father in the head point blank inside a private villa on Christmas due to the old man’s cowardice and betrayal of not only the criminal empire he built from the ground up, but also his wife and children he swore to eternally protect

[@JavierEscuella_Real]

what

[@frvcture.]

Make a movie ong

[@johnfallout45]

You watch the sun explode 5 billion years later and the snail finally caughts up to you

[@ae_angles]

One of the few slowed versions I can fancy myself to and not cringe at the sight of.

[@camerakitty8167]

Me and my enemy watching the snow fall. We had been battling for who knows how many hours, now laying on the ground. Me: I just realized something Enemy: What? Me, on the verge of crying: Merry Christmas Enemy: Merry Christmas We only had each other, and we would figure out things one of these days, but for now, the snow was glittering in the moonlight peaking through the clouds, and that was enough for us.

[@robbieshapiro8009]

@snail me n u

[@MinerzUnlimited]

hurts on another level when ur birthday is right next to christmas and so piles another layer of pain: isolation as you become another year older, for as long as you can recall

[@koridoko]

i just noticed the snail at the bottom

[@rybo4663]

you would not survive the snail

[@camerakitty8167]

Goddamn it Nappa!

[@TheAnthonydel]

Holy shit! I didn't no......(touched the snail to rewind and died)

[@valesitapay4457]

CASI FELIZ NAVIDAD A TODOS LOS QUE SUPERARON ESTE AÑO, ESPERO ESTEN FELICES, LO MERECEN, MERECEN LO MEJOR DEL MUNDO, SON SUFICIENTES, Y LO MEJOR QUE EXISTE, LOS AMO PERSONITAS QUE AGUANTARON UN AÑO MÁS, BIEN HECHOO, ESTOY ORGULLOSA DE USTEDES 🥨💌

[@Mely_566]

Gracias ❤😥

[@shadwyon5d9rfftx24]

Thank you bro

[@Synthia_Lovr]

*THE SNAIL FOUND YOU* you accept your fate

[@eeekfmsddnfsanfak]

Not me from 2023 listening to this before Christmas. 🤣

[@mxed5969]

that whispering scared me😭

[@Radio-Crab]

I was forced to watch my dog’s life fade away from his eyes while this was in the background. 2/16/12-12/21/22 RIP

[@balljointedfawn]

!!! TW SUICIDE !!! this song brings back so many memories for me lolz. last christmas, it wasnt exactly on christmas, but my best friend killed herself. i listened to this song constantly on this specific video and everything, just thinking war is over for her, with her struggles with her mental illnesses and everything. i find myself coming back to this video just remembering her and how much she meant to me. eh idfk what im going on about lolz

[@gamecubebro]

2:06 gives me watching your christmas tree catch on fire from the fireplace

[@ayeeeeeeee6240]

sometimes i forget that lennon was a beatle

[@domadoxx]

When you pass all the subjects in which you did poorly

[@internallaughter5238]

i swear to god if nobody explains about "the snail" IM GONNA LOSE IT

[@internallaughter5238]

WHAT ABOUT THE SNAIL IM SO CONFUSED

[@crossovers101]

The snail joke explained: You agree to be immoral & have 1 million dollars but theres an immoral snail that chases you & if it touches you, you die immediately.

[@internallaughter5238]

@@crossovers101 Thank you I was so confused

[@tomemeornottomeme1864]

@@internallaughter5238 Started as a story prompt on tumblr, spiraled into a meme where people describe dramatic scenarios of finally learning to accept the snail as the world crumbles around them thousands of years in the future as this song plays.

[@internallaughter5238]

@@tomemeornottomeme1864 Thank you as well, I'm greatful for you telling me.

[@morningstar4134]

"An eye for an eye will leave the world blind"

[@Autocratical]

When you’re having a nice day but then you remember the snail will be back this Christmas and you have to always be looking over your shoulder

[@jj-vj1fv]

the whispering at the start scared me so bad

[@charbee144]

This song makes me cry. Hopefully the snail nabs me soon. I'm so heartbroken this year, but I know it'll all be okay once I feel his gentle slime..

[@Amikatt1]

Not me listening to this in june 🫦❤👍

[@olaritcubradpitt1400]

from 2:06 it suits very well with this specific country's history. on 25th december 1989 the Romanian revolution(21st dec-25th dec 1989) or also known as the "Christmas revolution" ended. Romania was no longer a communism country. the last execution made was for the Ceausescu (the last communist president) and his wife. people were finally free from those all years they suffered by not having electricity, food being so limited bc of Ceausescu's future plans. it was a bl00dy-hard revolution, many people d!ed and got rlly injured bc the army was involved to sh0t in the crowd

[@MoisesMartinez-fb4rg]

War will never be over vibes

[@icebear9870]

And now we're all here again, what a year! 😊

[@crawlerkoichi3571]

2:06 Pov: the entire world is fighting against an immortal on christmas day in the year 8765 and you see a snail from the corner of your eye inching towards the immortal.

[@chrisWatchaWant]

this is the thing we sing in qoir like 3 years ago i miss that day dude

[@user-jg5wt9pd3e]

The song is very suitable for my country🥺, greetings from Ukraine 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 from the city of Dnipro 🥺🇺🇦

[@crossovers101]

Sending love from Texas ❤️🤍💙

[@ellsxbandits]

Wishing you and Ukraine, a very happy Christmas and a Happy New Year, sending love from the UK ❤

[@Foinzor]

Stay strong my friend. From South America to you.

[@rhyler_3968]

Sending love from philippines, stay strong ;)

[@Flamingo123e]

Sending love from Texas as well

[@MagicaMadokaUA]

STOP I JUST NOTICED THE EFFING SNAIL

[@tamiloxd7168]

Shit, me too hahaha.

[@immortalsnail322]

[2:06] As me and the Snail watch the Sun before it explodes, I reach my hand out to itz as we accept our fates.

[@immortalsnail322]

@@Snail4143 This is an old comment. I wasn't really the snail until September 27.

[@immortalsnail322]

@@Snail4143 Yesn:t.

[@marysvlogs20]

I Just love Christmas and Christmas music 🎶❤️

[@hellraiser258]

My war will be over when I break up with him and feel happiness alone🙏

[@hellraiser258]

War is over baby❤

[@JustARandomFurry91]

​@@hellraiser258:D

[@Darkninjasham]

Me waiting for the snail after completing everything I've always wanted to do, BUT then GTA 10

[@TopRacer-tx5cd]

“War is over” as i try to let go of my crush who it dated for more then 3 months thinking she would finally become a healthy GF, couldn’t have been more wrong as she strung me along, now i’m like i’m gonna focus on myself! “War is overr” me: “yes, but at what cost?”

[@marylizhcj]

Idc if it’s not Christmas I’m still listening to this

[@francescasantoro6196]

Wonderful Happy Christmas and Happy New Year!!!🎈🌲🎵⚘

[@samuraijoyza]

Goodbye my steam account :( (I use this music for remember it)

[@stickyflabz8255]

Good job on making it this far guys I definitely didn’t think I would

[@nicholepomerlane1713]

Just SO BEAUTIFUL ❤

[@Annie-tl5rf]

Any marauders fan here? No? Okay 👯‍♀️

[@matthewstyles1853]

I'm going to cry for remy

[@renaburris735]

remus kinnie here

[@roseparker3597]

Omg

[@Annie-tl5rf]

@@matthewstyles1853 I mean-- ur not alone.

[@alocebruh7943]

NO BC I FEEL LIKE IF HE EVER HEARD THIS HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO KEEP IT TOGETHER

[@tictac1083]

My brother and I playing the wi u in 2013, sonic transformers, hot chocolate, not divorced parents, before nic alc and drugs. Back when Christmas’s felt magical not sad. When I was loved.

[@void1313]

the snail appearing a couple seconds in lmao

[@gr-yson]

2:06 (POV: the final day of school for ever)

[@ali-the-irish-2.0]

No... No..... I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[@sum1else2]

i wish it was christmas :/

[@crossovers101]

Same ngl

[@BossmanRndoggz]

POV: you declined the immortality/ £80 billion offer

[@demo_venom]

it’s over… The snail.. it found me..

[@JackTheGoose]

This reminds me of my childhood

[@TheRealJimmyLOL]

Why am i listening to this in october-

[@miszork]

listening to this alone on christmas

[@dalek901]

when people still dont get johns message

[@jasontran9762]

When your in a superhero universe and you fail to save you loved one from an explosion

[@detectevegerman9599]

This song makes life worth living💪

[@Johnny2buy4]

When you win the mental battle your ex gave you when she broke up with ya 😢

[@TheLiamster]

This sounds so good

[@Nikococo1936]

wtf I have that EXACT rocking chair

[@marylizhcj]

Same

[@bellathorn3015]

i finally did it i finished therapy battling severe depression this is the song i thought of when i walk out of there for the last time :)

[@Domqquq]

The people whissperingmade me thought my parents was talking to me.

[@uniokld9110]

YEP those people were Yoko Ono and John Lennon wishing their Single Kids Merry Christmas. So I guess that worked out well.

[@Domqquq]

@@uniokld9110 my parents are dead as fuck. 💀 So that's spooked the shit out of me.

[@Leslie_M3yers_Hp]

the whispering at the start is KILLING ME

[@TheImmortalSnail-777]

You after realizing the true context behind the immortal snail and what it's going through:

[@bl_lover2381]

Anyone else noticed the snail in the bottom of the video

[@ufojim3892]

Merry Christmas! (UFO JIM)...!

[@marlieweiler5892]

IMMTHREE DAYS AWAY FROM CHRISTMAS AND THIS SONG HUTS SO GOOD

[@mgkzw]

leaving a toxic relationship for the final time. 2:06

[@MagicianThief]

That snail 😰

[@ElGatito656]

2:06 gives me crime rate finally has hit 0% vibes

[@aaronhernandezwasinnocent]

THE SNAIL IS AFTER ME

[@ellsxbandits]

It's nearly November

[@letsabolishthe1stamendment393]

When NNN ends

[@TURPEG]

Me and the snail watching the last blackhole evaporate

[@NeuronDark]

that damned snail

[@JasonFreak]

Akira and Ryo's final conversation with this-

[@its___alx]

Why this is song make me cry dude 🥲?

[@revilsanjiani146]

Mann watch the music video😢😢 your gonna cry

[@Saymeow_Kay]

I heard this song at a Old Navy store last year

[@mogos2614]

why is it snowing in the house

[@crossovers101]

I honestly didn’t question it til now 🧍🏾

[@S_J_banana]

Anyone else listening in September 2022?

[@wedgehurst]

FINALLY TIME

[@user-ys8hf4ss6y]

so this is christmas…

[@csgpoffical1223]

2:06 me finding a cure for cancer

[@gwensswife]

WAR IS OVERRRR

[@jj-vj1fv]

3:09 my g

[@Amikatt1]

Such a sad song tho ngl