Hard massage by asim barber | Loud cracking | indian ASMR

[@410king2]

Anyone else only watch these from like 11pm-4am 😂😂😂😂 somewhere in that Time frame everynight , idky but these help me sleep

[@helupaperrectum5364]

Same here :D

[@kolt3161]

Yee

[@nicolasveris]

Yep haha

[@neekbot]

All the time

[@Crownzie]

faaaaacts

[@James-pg2sv]

No one: The rest of India: beep

[@Mattia_22]

😂😂 seriously why they do that all day

[@jbaez30]

It's their way to say I am here.

[@demontiming3234]

@sock06555 it prevents accidents

[@Jipjert]

@sock06555 Y e s

[@unicumsdiaries5907]

@sock06555 just give a little thought how many More People in india is at the traffic in cities

[@sumwon7664]

All cracks 🔵 Neck 4:00 ; 5:25 ; 15:02 ; 15:05 🔵 Fingers 6:30 ; 8:21 🔵 Arm 7:03 ; 8:36 🔵 Elbow 8:12 🔵 Thumbnail 9:10 🔵 Ears + Eyebrow 13:50 ; 14:04 ; 14:18 🔵 Own fingers 15:40 🔵 Back 16:37

[@terrorizer77]

Much appreciated

[@시라소니-j9v]

oh my god

[@godlike5596]

Bet that guy felt good after that massage no homo

[@jamesleonor5374]

. Thank you .

[@pandzero9103]

Thank

[@DrowningMoon]

15:05 Asim celebrates successfully killing his target

[@samujiro8729]

Hey hey hey

[@aras4031]

Lmaooo

[@donaykhabbak4215]

wipes his tears 5 seconds later

[@reshaenshieru]

9:10 AssASIM's Creed VI: Barber

[@HUNTER-px3mm]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@diegogomes5275]

What a fuck are asim crazy???

[@miladafram381]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrpopo4330]

HAHAHHA LMAOOOOOOO WHY YOU MAKING ME LAUGH AT 2 AM IN THE MORNING

[@robertolucas7338]

WTF kkkk

[@maestreiluminati87]

Imagine hearing Assim whisper at any point during the massage "I've had enough of your shit, brother"

[@josephwebb6530]

Your profile picture makes this comment 10x better

[@d.o.c6200]

4:01 FATALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY

[@timelessJ]

also 9:25

[@adonesgamer8629]

Kkkkkk

[@valenxia9517]

d.o.c K.O!

[@sabsay2494]

Fatality Huyaliti

[@orielibacache5936]

Wuajajajaja

[@GamerBoyPlayzMcpe]

9:24 when you have no clue what your doing but your getting paid

[@ВоваНаумов-д8в]

X men))

[@lucyndariley2159]

Rofl, what the hell.

[@notubeer]

69 likes

[@joseph-the-seventh]

Stupidest massage I’ve ever seen

[@muhammedameer6899]

Exactly

[@nramter]

A: a S: secret I: Indian M: murder

[@mustafayaseen8158]

👌🏻😂

[@tipou900]

H? Trivago

[@nramter]

@@tipou900? Wt

[@Luis-ew2qf]

😂🤣

[@josapf6326]

Lol

[@wawarushii]

14:51 WHAT am I watching?!?!

[@amazonprime927]

your watching asim massaging his customer

[@kimmie8042]

🤣🤣

[@raziyakhan3138]

How to get awah with a murder barber edition

[@MattGuima96]

15:07 asim finally kills the customer, look his face, pure happiness

[@mynamejeff6269]

If they ever make a new saw movie he should be saw imagine all the torture

[@justinguiniling4675]

wahhahahahaha

[@mrpopo4330]

HAHAHHAA

[@SuarezX]

ahahahaha

[@luqmanmughalluqmanmughal1100]

😂😂😂😋😂

[@jajablinks9059]

This guy should be a player in mortal combat

[@mikeoxlong1100]

It would be unbalanced, also, stolen comment

[@محمودنمر-ل8ش]

هههههههه

[@bks5888]

What

[@kimmie8042]

😂😂

[@BilingueDualCore]

Hahaha!

[@ericjones7830]

11:00 trying to line up 8 ball corner pocket

[@8xrry]

Lmfao

[@santhoshrohit6531]

😂😂😂👍

[@orizoru6524]

Lmao

[@amankumarsenapati1710]

Damnnn... Guysss ur comments are just epic.. 😂😂🤣🤣🙌🙌

[@SuarezX]

ahahahahahahhaa

[@shinratensei17]

My gf just broke up with me! I just wanna die!!! Asim: say no more fam!!!

[@dr.inkwell1070]

Lol, I thought this comment was gon say "my girlfriend just brk up w\ me bcause she walked in on me watching these videos."

[@KieranFitzs]

His face honestly cracks me up so much, the only reason why I’ve watched the video the whole way through

[@KieranFitzs]

Mr. Rich B.O.B 😂😂😂

[@christinasaba6646]

@Mr. Rich B.O.B not really I find it funny but yet relaxing and relatable

[@germain83]

Same here

[@Clemente_racing]

3:59 he killed him 💀😭

[@digantchaudhury175]

hahahaha

[@yujisxo]

How did he not die from that !

[@razercat01]

@@yujisxo You have to turn the head over 180 to kill someone

[@mhmd2011ful]

@razer thank you for this note, i will try and let you now if it’s right 😅😅

[@_Tgzzz_]

Hey man you good?

[@yoshi_x_x]

9:28 I just witnessed a murder 😨 14:42 Asim's torturing a victim 😱😱

[@jani.18]

Hi Yoshi! Yoshi is Super Mario's best sarachter!

[@lin3317]

@TheMarsBus dude, its just comedy, and they know it... Thats why he keep doing all those weird videos.. Its working, till he really kill someone probably lol

[@miyamotomusashi2937]

That crack was soo fake

[@soulbytes]

Asim is da Man

[@T2Runner]

@TheMarsBus That's a dumb and racist thing to say, idiot. Also, learn how to spell and use grammar, you low IQ jackass.

[@federicoromano8019]

07:33 me and my homie when we get the salary

[@rajivshukla207]

Spassoso 😂

[@screemurr3686]

I got an add of someone saying "We got em! We got em!" Perfect timing when I clicked the timestamp

[@Jackepedia]

Proceeds to casually break homie’s phalanges

[@nathanhodgson8384]

I ain’t seen this man cut a single strand of hair 😂

[@YaeSakuya]

Nathan Hodgson i think asim doesnt experiencing haircut barber

[@boromonk5877]

🤣🤣🤣he just freak his finger

[@keniuro]

There was a Christmas video either on ASMR Clinic or Ravan channel, and when the guys visited Asim, he was doing haircut to a boy

[@jetaime7764]

😂😂😂

[@novakk86]

He massages your hair off.

[@fuoridivoganicolamessiga1584]

At 15:23 you can see he is snapping his fingers (microphone hand) trying to be covered by the napkin

[@jmills9219]

stop doubting asims powers

[@themystery2152]

Shh he cracked the molecules in the air that’s how he massages dude

[@arthurleonardi]

9:22 thats the way to kill Thanos properly

[@crystallinewolf1038]

Jesus Christ. Is this channel about ways to break the human neck. Or is he trying to find ways to easily paralyze any human at site.

[@pablogottacos.4629]

Arthur Leonardi 😂

[@mrpopo4330]

STOP IT LMAO 🤣 ITS 2 AM

[@ahtesamuelnirob]

😂😂😂

[@Eli-ds3wh]

Look at his face while he's doing it lmao

[@CP-qc6kk]

13:54 the serious nodding is what made me lose the tingles and start laughing

[@robint9803]

Asim's belly is bulking from the souls he swallowed.

[@davidperez5136]

Robin T truly amazing 😂🤪

[@METALL_SURGERY]

He swallowed a much of beer!

[@ReasonAboveEverything]

*Devoured

[@Lightwish01]

Consumed

[@kyria-rm2ic]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DwwwD]

Imagine walking into his shop at 4:00 and seeing that. NopeTheFUCKOUT!!!

[@amankumarsenapati1710]

Are bhai bhai bhai 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@ganamohenbento3147]

DwwwD hahahahhaah

[@syl_939]

DwwwD true😂

[@awesomeness1227]

Murder Attempt: Successful

[@kamtg_gaming8826]

😭😭

[@queensoftheocean]

I've never seen a man comb his hair with a sponge.

[@rizzyserino]

Indians for u mate

[@kyria-rm2ic]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gunterhopkins2919]

16:50 me trying to poop after eating 32 bananas

[@Oztralia02]

thought you meant 16:28

[@Oztralia02]

and then finally achieved it at 16:37 :D

[@brian8ththo698]

You would be the guy who eats 32 🍌 smh

[@joeyvarg3551]

@@brian8ththo698 chill

[@victoriaannemarie3068]

gunter hopkins 🤣😂👌

[@reshaenshieru]

17:21 asim: "want to sell your soul?" victim: "deal"

[@arkakhamaru]

I watch your video at night after full day of work, cz I feel very much relaxed by watching your videos!! Keep up the good work 🙂

[@ferdragon85]

13:50 the way he looks to the camera and shakes the head after each crack

[@nicolekim4022]

I'm trying to relax and go to sleep but I can't stop laughing wtf 😂

[@Shitposting69ways]

Comment section is Epic here !!!!! I go sleepy while watching this video but as I look toward Comments , Just lmao :V My sleepiness turned into laughter :'(

[@amankumarsenapati1710]

Same situation 😂😂🤣🤣

[@hardcorasapotinazaret1959]

Lollllllll

[@hardcorasapotinazaret1959]

Asim is gold

[@shivanashivana8444]

😂😂😂😂

[@skalpeloza]

There is no technique, only improvisation.

[@1lover633]

skalp_el yep and assholes like us with ASMR are making these idiots rich. Last week he was taking a shit in a hole in his yard and today look

[@MikeleKonstantyFiedorowiczIV]

@@1lover633 and fake cracks sounds are added in post production

[@seeknprotect6179]

Well, he's entertaining and his customers look relaxed. What experience do you have in this field? What's a proper technique?

[@patrickfranco743]

herne derjaeger 9:28 bro I’m not an expert but this is NOT safe

[@patrickfranco743]

herne derjaeger i don’t have a problem with him everyone has there own hustle and way of life but I’m 100% sure he’s just doing random stuff that does absolutely and is just for shock value

[@iomcastbi]

5:26 You Died 9:29 Fatality

[@harismasood3793]

This guy is legend... barber, psycho,murderer or all three? Who knows

[@christinasaba6646]

Or maybe he is just loving his job

[@renatocastelobrancodasilva2625]

Maybe a lover

[@prostointeresting5106]

police wife

[@robergalarga3753]

These videos help me sleep and I'm not joking i have a real insomnia problem and when I see this videos I get sleepy imagining me in that chair...you just won a subscriber keep it up 👍

[@Byrionn]

9:22 Asim, Best ninja with head chair shuriken, nothing can kill Asim

[@dakillah6018]

aye :D

[@aunjaffery3669]

Abeee ye pgllllllaaa ha

[@nicohenriquez7762]

When he used the headrest 💀✌️

[@fero___3005]

ASIM is pregnant delivery date : may 30 ;2019

[@TheCrinkledFox_theOne]

Erm

[@noanoa8722]

😄😄😄😄😄😝

[@MAD_DOG-MUDHOUND]

More like 20th April check out who’s birthday this is

[@Dragownage]

We’re all watching this to laugh, right? Like, no one’s pretending this is good or safe or relaxing?

[@Beanbean45]

13:50 I feel like he was just as surprised as I was when he cracked his eyebrow wtf

[@AbdulazizAlmawash]

LMFAAO this video’s comment section is the best in this life xD

[@InlandFaun374]

There isnt even a eyebrow bone to pop lmao

[@flexsergeant7960]

Joints pop,not bones.

[@JuiceWRLDFOREVER-vj4fl]

😂😂😂

[@victoirclochard]

@@flexsergeant7960 Oh right. Then it must be his eyebrow joint.

[@enayatullahhanifi4095]

Came here to read comments and I'm not disappointed 😂

[@Eyruku]

I bet the People are saying this in their mind *“OOOH That FEELS GOOD!!”*

[@thepeacemaker4807]

OOOH That FEELS GOOD.

[@shilohh.rfilms5713]

8:13 ASIM realizes he’s killed the customer... His John Wick instincts kicked in at the wrong time...

[@RaoulDuke77]

I love this freaking guy, he could teach Rambo a few things, lol. 😂

[@mindegrade3403]

What’re ya doing here though? This is bat country

[@jasonrobert3850]

The man is a genius, see the concentration on his face he knows theres a few more clicks left and my God he gets them.love his vids

[@josethfigueroa2676]

4:01 He says: I'm not dead yet 🤣🤙🏻

[@asbatgujjar1]

This man is going to do some serious damage one day

[@averylividmoose3599]

But in the meantime we get these videos

[@soulbytes]

Nahh he is a legend

[@selujchristenz4552]

Aren’t you you the one who holds the camera? U look like him

[@unicumsdiaries5907]

Serious damage? Nothing flextape cant fix

[@HiroKitty]

9:26 "i could snap this guys neck..... ....but i wont :)"

[@MayraGrayHarrisMusic1]

The best ASMR Barber ♥️♥️♥️🌺🌺🌺💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💣💣💣🌎🌎🌎✅✅✅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@dgdhdydywydywu6489]

I feel like Asim doesn't know what to do the whole maasage

[@nicklost4217]

The thumbnails are fire 😂😂

[@twinborn6028]

That first neck crack was the biggest and loudest I've ever seen! Great job Asim!

[@Hotlooksamerica]

09:27 now that is how you get a thumbnail. Following complicated headrest hardware neck crack exactly how manufacturers intended. Hero

[@smellypanda1835]

Neck cracks at 3:59 (loud) 5:23 (small crack) 5:35 (2nd attempt no crack)

[@alphavdz2796]

Nobody: Asim: cracking neck bones with two parts of chairs

[@sporoman557]

Was waiting for the guys head to roll on the floor 😂🤣😂🤣

[@asp-en]

0:26 what my food sees when it’s in the microwave

[@sasraptorforce9011]

This comment literally obliterated me into tears of laughter

[@m.e5775]

The look on your face when your mom got you a brand new PS4 Game for Christmas lol 15:08

[@sheikhmahmud2960]

Mohamed Eslam 2018 Gaming also when my parents buy me a new Prius

[@amankumarsenapati1710]

Are bhaii bhai bhai 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@loserboy4156]

11:05 yeahhh... this some good shit

[@asmrguy29]

I don't know why but Asim reminds me of the guy that tried to rip out Indiana Jones' heart in Temple of Doom....

[@averylividmoose3599]

KALIMAR, KALIMARRR

[@justinmiklich230]

I know why

[@Spruhole]

4:05 he has a “take that you piece of 💩” look on his face 😂

[@smellypanda1835]

Love the dry sponge at the start for asmr effect, more of that plz

[@smellypanda1835]

New sponge for each different person though I'd hope

[@amadilm7513]

I dont know why but this is so satisfying

[@xotocnemo9997]

9:25 (9:27) did you see the lighting on the metal parts that touch the neck? And the tiny movement in the costumers muscles?

[@thenameism6660]

Wow

[@geraldtuyogon179]

The best part when he is lurking deciding if he is gonna end the fight like in smackdown but end up stabbing like Wolverine 😊

[@Wikarian99PL]

50 Things in Your House That Can Kill You #1 9:14

[@prokjs]

In your car*

[@neekbot]

He’s lucky he didn’t slit his damn throat

[@mdaaqib6548]

1:13 dhoom macha le dhoom macha le

[@sheharyarsheharyar7663]

14:19 Agent Asim has injected the venom in the victim’s ear. Mission accomplished...

[@waveguide297]

😂😂

[@kamtg_gaming8826]

14:15 that smack 😂😂😂 he looked at the camera like "I love doing that"

[@christianstanislowski1513]

There's no way this guy doesn't have someone chained up in his basement.

[@Joonudschi]

ASIM stands for: A = assassinate, abuse S = severe pain I = ill-treatment M = murder, martyr somebody any ideas else?

[@no-ff8gm]

Assisted suicide for Individuals malice

[@kesan1964]

The three sounds of The best asmr sounds 1. Car horns 2. Loud cracking 3. The spray bottle

[@BA-ui9cg]

Fresh out of learning to massage from the KZbin-head-massage school and a first client.

[@mitchjackson5475]

I get goosebumps as if it's me getting massaged by Asim, how do we get him to Australia hahaha

[@beegood9395]

Good Barber. Do you cut hair?

[@bab4edits880]

A- Asim S- Secret M- Murder R- Routine

[@JohnJonathan996]

I don't care if there are professionals here, Asim is definitely experienced and ethical in his field of work, and I must say I trust apprenticeship professionals than scholarly professionals, and please let's not argue

[@missyrose2154]

Does banging on someone's head actually feel good for the customer?

[@BillionaireMinds777]

they dont even know, first two bangings and they be out so..

[@christinasaba6646]

@@BillionaireMinds777 if you do right yes

[@ayushdogra7850]

he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he knows how to CRACC.

[@bedroominstrumentalist1194]

This guy should be in mortal kombat

[@hadjmadaninacereddine8404]

Just a Random Channel hhhhhhhhhhhhhvvvvv

[@matos.3398]

When he took the chair apart I started dying 😂😂

[@TelmoGuitar]

You should use motorbike gloves with knuckle protections for a back massage.

[@moneycntbuyskill4095]

15;26 he snaps his finger under the paper towel it wasn’t a nose crack

[@AgentSmith911]

9:29 I don't want this massage 😂

[@TheRealDealHunny]

I love this theatrical massage! The shop look really cool - the decor is 👌!

[@bijayanath9308]

15:16 killing mission successful

[@MatthewGoss562]

Looks great. Been a while since Ive checked in, did you get a new shop?

[@elguenfo8784]

17:11 Asim wwe entrance

[@mellymelo8402]

9:29 Fatality!

[@EE-zn8fb]

That thumbnail thoe, straight Asassimator! 😂

[@peternielsen6510]

Do we have like a medical view on this? im not delicate or anything, im just wondering if there could be any health issues regarding theese cracks, and if you´re not authorized.

[@d.bgameplayas5736]

The captain: i didn’t see you at the camouflage training today Asim: thanks sir

[@user-rs2fy2nt8m]

15:06 when i open my new switch box yesterday 😂

[@monot00nz]

Using headrests as chiropractic tools 🤣

[@garywhiteman8837]

He's making this shit up as he goes along and the thing is we love it

[@derekeatmon1726]

gary whiteman who we?

[@curtsamuel5473]

He didn't know what to do next and started dancing on the spot before continuing to slap the hell out of this guy 😂

[@dexteralba2809]

Asim more power im from phillipines i love your videos !!!

[@thenorthwestpassage2880]

The other guy quit after rapid hair loss and a broken neck.

[@BigBrogamez]

😂😂😂😂

[@mandmbrothers7640]

13:08 i have absolutly no idea what the fuck i am doing here,.. so just clap his Head "Clap Clap Clap".-

[@calcifer403]

He is about to end his whole career

[@mikeoxlong1100]

YOOOOOOOO this guy is back at it again

[@samuelramos1112]

I love the look on his face!!! Pure maniac! Lol

[@backcrackingvideosamigo765]

Man you moved up in the world! The new place looks great!