hard time 3 is insane

[@Poofesure]

hardest time

[@Awesome_Thomas]

Yes it is

[@MrClassical75]

Same

[@leebowser1310]

launching this during the presidential debate is wild

[@Lunacycs2]

Bussss

[@jameshamm6023]

Harder time

[@bilalrasool1]

He spent more time in court in this video than the judge simulator videos.

[@pensuls7595]

lmaoooo true though

[@Sinfulmar]

I think the game would be a lot better if that was toned down a bit

[@rektleet]

gambling in blackjack simulator 🤑

[@familyfriendusenarme8221]

​@@rektleet let's go gambling!

[@benji5897]

poof burns like 15 people with a flamethrower and gets away with it, but the millisecond he takes something the alarm goes off for stealing LMAO

[@idontwannatypeaname]

most reasonable mdickie logic

[@KrPrepaid]

he pissed his pants and was immediately wanted and assaulted by a guard

[@KrPrepaid]

@@benji5897 oh and in the other episode he pooped his pants and court decided to amputate his leg as a punishment

[@f.f5771]

The reckless driving on a skateboard had me dying 😭

[@ligma212]

​@@KrPrepaidthat can happen in this game? Wtf?

[@minecrafter-y2k]

The dude at 3:25 really tried to trip poof, failed, and played it off by doing a one handed cartwheel

[@RegularJohn0203]

LMAO

[@SeriousDragonify]

Performed failed Jet Li move.

[@Epicman81]

You know the game will be great when the thumbnail is a teal man with referee sleeves, a sombrero, and a machine gun

[@super1337spy]

The thumbnail is now Kanye

[@evan2623]

Get Kanye’d buster

[@jkudasai104]

You can make that same exact thumbnail with a saints row character……

[@backstreetkodak]

@@evan2623it’s diddy😂😂😂

[@backstreetkodak]

@@super1337spyit’s diddy😂😂

[@l-_a]

hard time 3, the only game that you can be wanted and charged with reckless driving with a skateboard.

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

....in prison.

[@firedemon43]

same can happen in a wheelchair

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

@@firedemon43 Well that's actually reckless. They are sitting down and in total control. That's a DUI all day.

[@taxevaderdrew]

and in california

[@therealpizzatacos]

you can get detention in old school if u do, does that count

[@python1972]

2:38 Poof judging Mdickies grammar when that's 100% correct 😂

[@nonnycboo]

Come on now..we all know Poof isn't the best at grammar himself 😂

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

Very ironic of him to say

[@mike9031]

Alright, that is you processed. No one would say that. Maybe inner city school educated kids

[@Graknorke]

​​@@mike9031 yes they do. Mat is English it's a common enough way of saying things.

[@mike9031]

@@Graknorke no one is saying that sentence ever

[@feder28]

25:26 You can reduce the "population" in the settings, it makes less people appear per room, it really helps with making the game less messy

[@TheFurry]

I hope he sees this

[@Sky...........]

27:49 so we just gonna ignore that this is Sean Combs aka Diddy 💀💀💀

[@user-xh4ov1so1p]

Makes sense his in prison

[@Leb-9]

The diddler

[@Narrowsourcereal]

Diddy more crazy in my version at the first day in prison he told me to kms and almost ended me

[@enzo-pk3ms]

Sean Cums

[@elladoros]

the meat master

[@ndunks]

"You can't do anything in this game" Decides to only steal shit every 4 seconds

[@fckyalifebingbong]

People forget Poof is an idiot.

[@vincentthe1st]

Tbf he tried to do other things and still got wanted for it

[@yoridetth856]

​@@vincentthe1stas if you could skateboard in prison

[@clickbaitd]

​@@vincentthe1stYou can change the arrests in the settings but by default it's strict so that's why

[@DeadChemic]

3:29 ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THIS DUDE DID A FUCKIN BAM BAM BIGELOW CARTWHEEL

[@puffles5535]

lol. I saw that. Holy shit. That was impressive.

[@zenoxgaming7421]

I thought everyone can do it i can do that from the time I was a child

[@evann03]

​@@zenoxgaming7421no you're right. Every human is born with the ability to cartwheel

[@Meth4]

@@zenoxgaming7421I’ve never fartwheeled

[@zombieponcho]

@@zenoxgaming7421 I am an anomaly, I cannot

[@clovesm]

Another perfectly timed video before bed, thank you poof🥱

[@Ivy_Panda]

*Poof does nothing but try to kill and steal indiscriminately with no allies or strategy whatsoever* "Man, why can't I get away with anything in this game!?"

[@M16-r5s]

Hes not used to it yet because the police weren’t as sensitive in the older hard time games.

[@anotherrandomguy8871]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@M16-r5sI’m the same, I’m still getting used to this game, especially because it’s so easily to do crime by mistake in this game (I’ve been arrested for not going to the toilet on time, and accidentally breaking a table). Meanwhile anytime someone assaults you, nobody really does anything, but the moment you even counter an attack, you get told “don’t make me come over there player” for defending yourself and end up with a wanted. Low key the NPCs are just super picky about everything you do as the player, but are super laxed on the fellow inmates for straight up almost murdering you, yet you hitting them back a few times equals being wanted for assault. And I was way less aggressive than this dude. Still, probably not a good idea to just purposely commit crime in the game, but you’ll get wanted anywho for doing nothing.

[@DH-gq7bm]

​@@M16-r5sI swear in the 2d one it was this ridiculously difficult. They start you with such shit reputation people kick your ass just for existing, and you have 80 people asking you for favors all at once.

[@Zentoven99]

Homie you immediately started smacking people with a wooden plank, lit people on fire with a flame thrower, and was shooting people with a dart gun...did you think you wouldn't have enemies after that? Plus you got SO MANY warnings in the beginning, you snowballed the chaos lol but I will say the charges are bit aggressive. In the end it's hilarious.

[@shuem_]

Its an mdickie game it wouldnt matter when you do it, or didnt do it.

[@yoridetth856]

Not true, this guy is just kinda bad at understanding that you can't do every bad thing in front of every guard and inmate 😭​@@shuem_

[@FrenchUzi]

Nah after playing this game for a while, no matter how well you play I think the game is set up so it ends in chaos eventually one way or another

[@BroadwayCJ97]

Poof: Does thing he shouldn't in prison *Gets in trouble* Poof: :0

[@jadewhitcher6626]

Hugh Jazz has to be a new mii character

[@kgplay8066]

It’s Big E from WWE

[@Commanderraf]

Well, I didn't know I needed the image of baby-faced, radioactive-green, sombrero-wearing Shrek in a bikini top riding a horse today, but here we are...

[@tredadon444]

diddy being in there makes sense now 😂

[@sebastiansuarez9676]

1:27 THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🟣🟣

[@Sp3ctralI]

8:50 Poof to his Wii remotes, TVs, monitor, Wii sensor bar, and the pop filter that one time

[@ttstrikehilariousdude]

25:20 there is a population setting that changes how many peoplr are in the jail. Just so you know.

[@neoskyline2879]

27:52 just realized he urinated in Diddy’s locker

[@icychill105]

Poof cant go 2 seconds without comitting a crime so we'll never see the rest of the map

[@zombieponcho]

3:05 so much for living up to her name.

[@kaitlando636]

Lol

[@ligma212]

Well would you mess with a teal man in a sombrero

[@itzPlebeian]

19:01 the way the officer came up and jabbed him had me dying bro 😂😂😂

[@justgarfield9721]

Going to court for "reckless driving" on a skateboard inside is insane 😭

[@Wspre_]

6:18 Hard ASF pose. A king sitting on his toilet throne.

[@redmoon4694]

it might not be a long time, but it will be a HARD time.

[@Gin_isnotmyname]

Triple the hardness

[@themeganproductions3158]

Let's goooo. Loved the original series, so stoked for this one.

[@vanessarodriguez2073]

24:08 I-I still want to sleep *grab* *slam “DOOOOD LeAVe mE ALOOONE *stomp *stomp *punch *jaw gets snapped in half by getting slammed by guard into bed “Jesus there is no peace in this freaking game.”

[@phoroclock]

The game literally told him it’s as hard as he makes it while creating havoc the next minute after 😂😂

[@GeneralCane]

Getting tackled and sent to court for having a bathroom-related accident pretty much sums everything up.

[@haku1384]

14:57 the cutoff scream 😂😂

[@jaystohh]

poofesure never fails to fill my insides with his happenis

[@justinbrown6233]

A HARD time is a good time ;)

[@Satan-Is-a-Lawyer]

That’s crazy

[@Lilchoco00]

Ken ahh comment

[@josiahsmith9871]

I used to play the second one when i was a kid. It was so fun

[@cjh-bk4pn]

2:36 that is perfectly valid and grammatical english

[@CovProdJV]

It looks a little off at first glance, I'll give him that.

[@mike9031]

@@cjh-bk4pn Alright, now you've been processed. Alright, you have been processed. Alright, you're now processed. Apparently only idiots across the pond say "alright, that is you processed" it's being said like someone grabbed Poof and showed him what was happening after the fact. It isn't being said as if someone is talking to him after he got processed and was informing him it's now over.

[@ladylalaboo]

​@@mike9031Why are you all over the comments arguing about a different way of speaking?

[@mike9031]

@@ladylalaboo why are you worried about what I'm doing?

[@Bobby-xwera23q]

​@@mike9031Nobody is worried about you complaining the shit out of your ass over english dialect lmfao

[@AlfredoGomez-kp4cf]

"grammer still isn't a strong suit." Later "I'm trying to be non conflictal"

[@egel7736]

When he said that, we were actually looking at a sentence that makes perfect sense in British slang, too.

[@Slavtron]

No matter how many sequels, the first one is still the best

[@fIyff]

I hope Joel Vinesauce plays this. Bulk Bogan will forever live in my heart

[@JA77159]

finally a 3d hard time game on steam

[@thatasianguy8683]

I'm watching this 3 months later, the thumbnail is Diddy bro- 💀💀

[@Graknorke]

"that's you processed" is perfectly valid what are you talking about

[@Spooncerr]

Hey Poof, going through a hard time in my life right now. Your videos always put a smile on my face! Keep up the amazing content

[@sunny.litty353]

Bros playing hard time irl

[@WRxHoncho]

27:49 Dude just pissed in front of P-diddy in his cell, watch your back from now on lmao

[@MrMojo6226]

The sling at 18:15 went hard af.

[@Ermwhatthesaturn]

Thank u for posting now I can sleep peacefully 🙏

[@avastoyboxandarcade]

I can tell just by the customization options that this is going to be the best game in the hard time series.

[@CC.CAPTURE]

Harder time than last time

[@rorychevalier7177]

I know it’s off topic but I’m here after finally playing Oops Prank Party for the first time, and to tell everyone that there is a lot more to the character customization than we saw in Poof’s video(interestingly). We have to see him play that again😂

[@pensuls7595]

yes I want chef fat back!!

[@rorychevalier7177]

@@pensuls7595I want to see him go through all the keywords again. I know it was revealed to be RNG but some of it is still offensive

[@Labtop215]

The main characters spine lowkey get's obliterated at 23:46. Don't beleive me? Just play it in slow motion and listen to the sound.

[@Godzilla30801]

The dude coming after Poof with a chainsaw had tears streaming down my face 😂

[@camden534]

*steals flamethrower in front of multiple cops* “You can’t get away with anything in this game”

[@francismartial6427]

17:57 the way he just FLUNG on him😭

[@kyriosmixa8808]

21:41 ''im getting lit up like a christmas tree'' one of the most hilarious lines ive heard from poof in a while ngl

[@JBolt1089]

This is… how do I describe it? Chaotic. This video makes me hope Poof plays the sims. I feel like that would be funny

[@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare]

Couldn’t wait to see you play this. Love MDickie

[@robertwildschwein7207]

19:39 The Chainsaw was made out of explodium. (Everything remotely mechanical is made of explodium in modern 3D Mdickie games)

[@Gray.1063]

Idk why I was sorta hoping and expecting this game to turn out a little more “modern” and polished compared to the others.. but I’m definitely not upset it didn’t either 😂

[@geraldking69420]

Used to play hard time on my iPod touch when I was like 11 - love it

[@GeneralCane]

This isn't Hard Time, this is Unbreakable Time.

[@PhaQ2]

Your behavior directly effects how hard your time will be.

[@sabirzain5053]

waking up to get supplexed is crazy

[@CampbellGarrett-yj9ek]

Poof, I believe in you !!!!! Try Wii sports again!!! I speak for everyone when I say that we know you can do it!!

[@AshtonCaseman]

I literally went to court for sleeping lol

[@benjaminasdo900]

No way they got the diddler in there 💀💀💀

[@me3699-f7f]

25:15 bro is crashing out 😂 that's why it's called hardtime

[@tfch2100]

Flooding? That's new.

[@braizin4206]

It's always a good day when poof does another Hard Time video

[@dilberfard7173]

17:56 bro got jumped and combo'd

[@sfviper2737]

This is kind of ironic diddy got locked up only a few days after hard time 3 and is in the game

[@snasy_boi]

Poofesure: shoots people and lights people on fire People: fight back Poofesfure: there’s no peace in this game at all

[@valentinoromeo4400]

The gameplay consisted of you getting violated, anyways I really liked the video, it was really funny

[@Oboar]

Mat dickie never misses the mark with his games

[@kovixzz]

I haven't watched the video yet, but that thumbnail IS CRAZY

[@gageondeckisgod]

DIDDY AS YOUR THUMBNAIL IS CRAZY😅😂

[@Migixkem]

This game was my childhood on the mobile game

[@badoof7803]

i love that people still remember mdickie

[@johndo3760]

Facts use to love his games as a youngin 🐐 🐐 definitely entertained a kid who didn’t have a console

[@ChosenFate_]

Still waiting for that time when Poof plays Hard Time for real and doesnt just goof around

[@hempbuster3883]

10:05 Look out it's officer Hulk Hogan!

[@LFPman]

Only would Poof be cuffed and have an arsenal of unattended weapons on the floor

[@monte6amuels]

The diddy character is just perfect 😂😂😂

[@dontneedme25]

Probably your funniest video lol I was rolling

[@brucelau2023]

Another perfectly timed video before bed, thank you poof

[@Unethical.FandubsGames]

2:38 "That's you processed" is actually perfectly fine. Especially considering this is English-English and not American-English. Best not to pick at grammar just because you're not used to the vernacular. This isn't a grammar issue.

[@MisterMultiKill]

@poofesure thanks for these man, I found you through hard time content, I absolutely love all your MDickie stuff, can’t wait to watch these 3 new hard time vids 💯💯💯🫡

[@nana.L0V3]

after watching several old videos, I'm finally in time for a new one!!!

[@josecarlosgutierrez9970]

We got Hard Time 3 before GTA 6

[@kayeplaguedoc9054]

Immediate purchase when i saw it. MDickie is like the Neil Breen of gaming. True genius.

[@flameguy8025]

I saw this game for sale on steam today, and I just knew there would be a poof video on it already lmao

[@muffinboi4134]

It’s hard to progress when all the npc’s have almost complete immunity

[@What-1291]

After playing this, GTA VI won't surprise you no more.

[@francismartial6427]

Hugh Jazz didnt die for this🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@datguy8460]

glad to see mdickie is still working on games even if it is just 3d versions of the 2d games. as low quality as his games are, theyre just classics and most are actually fun. ever since all the kids in 2nd grade were like "check out this prison game!" I had good times playing it. from murdering everyone in a cell block and avoiding arrest to pretending to be santa and getting my lowest sentence ever (50 days was actually low back then) and then shortening it with good behavior. good game, good times

[@LucindaPug]

Judging from the thumbnail, hard time 3 is gonna be a wild ride 😂

[@trumanstanley2136]

11:55 🗣HE HAS A CHAINSAW!!!🗣

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

I remember playing this game series a lot the best way to enjoy it is leveling your skills

[@MinorBlackout]

Hey Poof! I dunno if you'll ever see this but a couple tips if you wanna play this game again Before going into the game, you can go into Options and turn down the population so there's less people crowding everything Also you can hold down Attack when ppl are talking to skip dialogue quicker, same as in the old ones I'm pretty sure

[@GuimaGamesXD]

21:14 straight out of a cartoon 💀💀

[@RealColbalt]

27:48 Are we just going to ignore on what the black guy's name is at the top right? 💀

[@Mekthemessiah]

Its p diddy he just got locked up ironically too