i cheat my way out of prison

i cheat my way out of prison
Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

please join me in congratulating fat bits for getting out of prison despite everything he did

[@ConnorMiller417]

You should switch to Xbox 😂😂😂

[@CalvinZ_]

POOF

[@DunForgor]

ok

[@rmck01_]

real

[@Adam-gh3bi]

fat bits

[@cobracommander6420]

Imagine being a Warden, going to patrol East Block, and everyone in it is dead

[@PirateoftheTouYube]

Except one guy! And even then they somehow can't prove he did it...

[@brucelau2023]

God Poofesure shows his true violence while playing this game honestly

[@5UPREP1CG4MER]

_man kills 26 with hammer, gets released this friday._

[@Weed69420]

Weed

[@mrscruffles801]

I noticed killers get released ofdly quick these days...

[@zxbzxbzxb1]

It's cheaper the breaking 26 Wii remotes I guess

[@Bloxxers_rclNotAClanner]

​@@5UPREP1CG4MERis that supposed to be a 2 guys 1 hammer reference

[@professorsakura]

This video is just a way of showing Poofesure's true nature against being in prision.

[@Old_Zealand]

Imagine beating an entire cellblock to death twice and getting released same day

[@KecklerRacing]

I mean he said straighten up and fly 6:20

[@Aritis]

If I were a judge and some random dude named fat bits started flying, shit I'd let him go

[@ezzenious9923]

I've literally never seen anyone beat this game without cheats.

[@TheGoombassador]

Jacksepticeye.

[@ezzenious9923]

@@TheGoombassador He's the one who came the closest and the only one I've seen who didn't use the cheat that changes your sentence, but ultimately still ended up using cheats in the end. If he knew about the stat requirements beforehand he probably could've done it.

[@TheGoombassador]

@@ezzenious9923 Shit I forgot about that Lol

[@Prodawg]

I've done it on multiple occasions, it's very much a rage game.

[@ganrice2984]

20:33 Behold, a one-legged man in an ass-kicking competition

[@nyzido]

"He lost his hand-" starts uncontrollably laughing "He lost his hand" keeps laughing

[@lucozade1726]

I was literally having some tacos and in my mind came the past video of this series, wanting a new vid of this game. Keep it up poof!

[@sleekhangman1590]

The way he said McMahon 💀💀💀

[@thegermansturmmann1797]

I’m glad poof is playing a game that he laughs and has a Good time

[@josefmechanic]

This is the reason I started watching this channel and I love it

[@originaleverytime9834]

Gotta be one of my favorite series poof

[@express1454]

19:03 made me audibly laugh😂

[@eggfruit9810]

Poofs laugh always puts me in a good mood

[@YEETMachine3000]

More like fast bits

[@larrybird6860]

Warden Smith might be your mortal enemy

[@andryrdx1605]

Loveeee this series, one of my favorites next to the wii stuff

[@gxdlyheat823]

Poofesure and the east block massacre

[@C02P]

Need more of these vids

[@triplex5540]

lmao I was dying watching this

[@thekewlkid1545]

I’ve been watching from the shadows but finally got my sun 😂😭 like it matters

[@BredGreed]

That hammer looks more like a hatchet

[@jesussaavedra3557]

This video is the best 😂

[@flaresashes]

Fat bits was so smart he found the game console

[@sleepy.1103]

god I haven't played a MDickie game in forever

[@avastoyboxandarcade]

Maybe there were two Warden Smiths? Either way it's pretty funny.

[@cobracommander6420]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but can’t you actually live outside of prison in the 2d mobile version?

[@idi0tsanswich379]

You can!

[@applepiepieapple5464]

I'd love to play this game, but the website is sketchy as sin

[@user-jx3hx]

Is poof gonna go back and play winnie the pooh's homerun derby?

[@superkingstreet]

You should try to grab and body slam the folks cuz they can block your punches and grab you to take you to court

[@jallen1556]

Lol this game is epic. Do you stream the entire sessions?

[@joshuaM0]

Don Bits

[@herredward9277]

Pro tip: You can spam enter to move quickly to the next dialogue without waiting. Just saying this because it makes the game 10 times more enjoyable.

[@defectumdefectum9642]

On phone you just tap for those who play hard time on phone (I played that game years ago and now I can’t customize my character so I’m forever retired).

[@ghjklkop7868]

you dont spam enter, you hold enter

[@HippoEatTortoise]

@@defectumdefectum9642 the mobile version sucks

[@Unknown_Entity900]

The mobile version is OK if you know how to handle it

[@cldspd]

you can actually just hold any button and the dialogue goes faster

[@moneygrab610]

I think the reason those people didn’t have portraits in the ending cutscene is because Poof murdered so many people that the game was not able to populate the prison with new NPCs before the game ended.

[@griffinbastion]

i think it's because he hasn't met them therefore making them unable to get a png

[@Prodawg]

@@griffinbastion exactly right here, the game takes a screenshot when you meet someone and uses that for all the times it displays.

[@defaultset]

As someone who used to avidly play mdickie games, here's a little tip in combat. You should grab more often, use big attacks a lot to knock people down (Run and then hit, or Look up the "Big attack" button combination) The strategy is to keep them on the ground and then stomp on them, in mdickie games. There's a limit to how much you can stomp on someone, so if you notice that they're still getting up while you stomp, just run away and let them chase you a little, turn around fast and then knock them down again. I'd recommend grabbing only if you are really strong, because the AI would just counter loop you meaning that you would get stomped on and submitted easily. But in grabs, you could use a number of combinations to take someone down or submit them depending on your moveset. (Ex. Attack is suplex, Att + Direction is a Powerbomb, Pick up is DDT, Pick up + Direction is a choke slam, etc.) Punching too much would make the AI learn and you would just get blocked and countered. In order to escape from dialogue traps, just run away as soon as possible if you are fighting. Or if the enemy's too close, just spam punch until you have distance and then run away. Throwing shit at people is extremely underutilized, it's absolutely bonkers because it's effectiveness is absolutely godlike. If you're low while in a fight, get a weapon, throw it at someone, knock them down with a big attack and pummel, and as they get up, throw it again and repeat. I give you luck on your next killing spree poof.

[@houghtonmatt]

You need to get out more

[@defaultset]

@@houghtonmatt You Can't be proficient at something without some bloke hating on you. Quite lovely, learn some manners, good sir.

[@doodoo2065]

@@houghtonmatt get ratioed

[@redpractition]

@@houghtonmattyou look very low T

[@CourtesyoftheD]

@@houghtonmatt says the guy the watched the same video we watched, then scoured the comments, read the longest 1, then spent more time to leave a dicksucking reply. yea, sounds about right

[@NobodyImportant69420]

Oh my god, that's amazing. You get found guilty for the dumbest shit in this game, but you kill a room full of people and the judge sides with you. I love this game.

[@justanotheryoutuber1997]

It depends on the intelligence. The higher your intelligence the more cases you win

[@EnigmaticGentleman]

Sssniperwolf moment

[@wyattskinner697]

@@justanotheryoutuber1997Wait that’s what it does?

[@benjadryl_7393]

​@@wyattskinner697it does more stuff in the game too, you can do more jobs with high int

[@CaptainCookie18]

Out of all the times poof has played this game you would think he would have triggered the “ Terrorism” bomb call 😭

[@LinkyLove123]

The what? :O

[@CaptainCookie18]

@@LinkyLove123 if you answer the phone when it rings. One of the random calls will trigger a terrorism bombing and it’ll go through the whole prison 😂

[@ShyGuy3101]

​@@CaptainCookie18In the first Video the prison was attacked by Terrorists I think

[@lennykump8396]

Happened several times

[@growskull]

its cuz he hardly answers the phones

[@Chimcharlover13]

I really love when he plays this game. It's honestly the only game I really watch this guy play; you can tell he enjoys himself, too, since unlike in other games where he's screaming nonstop and breaking stuff in real life, this one he's always laughing and getting amused.

[@FalconMain3]

He should play wrestling empire, it’s made by the same guy and has a lot more content

[@griffinbastion]

@@FalconMain3 yeah, because it's been made with many iterations over years instead of making it in 3 months basing it on a wrestling game, that being said hard time is still my favourite as it's so goofy

[@P_araps]

"the only game i really watch this guy play" oh so you completely ignore poof's wii content? where he's at his BEST? clearly you aren't a true poof fan if you purposely ignore his other content. some of you just really hate the wii for no damn reason and it shows. and it pisses me off that people constantly ignore his wii content and prefer to have him play this annoying prison game with the most annoying dialogue ever. if you only care about poof's hard time videos then get out. since clearly you never try to watch literally anything else he posts and constantly overhype hard time even though the game is genuinely REALLY annoying. sure yes poof's hilarious in the game but that's the ONLY thing going for this game. i'm sick of everyone constantly demanding that poof plays hard time nonstop GIVE IT A REST.

[@spongebobsqarepants8049]

@@P_araps damn bro chill out this person just simply likes poof playing hard time more than wii games just like u like him playing Wii games more than hard time not that deep

[@kennideelee7868]

@@P_araps lmao take a chill pill homie

[@PolarEclipse11]

You know it's gonna be a wild ride when Poof plays hardtime

[@glorihol6803]

generic ahh comment dumb ahh comment

[@romanknowler2714]

Not to sound rude, and an accusation like this may be unjust, but it sounds like you sent this message before watching the video lol

[@AlanTGP1]

You know it's gonna be a desperate comment when it starts with "You know".

[@romanknowler2714]

@@AlanTGP1 What did you start with?

[@YoinkSipping]

@@romanknowler2714 thats the joke

[@Skibiditoiletfan8]

This game is wild💀

[@Football_Fanatic07]

Imagine ishowspeed vs Poofesure 😂

[@CasuallyShadow]

Wacky even

[@CasuallyShadow]

@@Football_Fanatic07 my poor ears 😭

[@Weed69420]

Weed

[@child_of_the_dead]

Goofy aaaa vibeo gaem

[@smooothest]

I downloaded, and have played Hardtime for approximately 37 hours, and I can assure this game is great/shit as Poof makes it out to be. Its incredibly fun, but unbeliveably janky. I hope MDickie never patches or updates this masterpiece. Top tier shit and I love it for that.

[@jaeydec]

he definitely wont update it, it came out so long ago. if you like this game you should try his older mobile games, they're equally as rage inducing but I unironically enjoy them

[@P_araps]

dude this game looks terrible what are you talking about. hard time fans love to overhype this terrible game and that's genuinely pathetic. imma just go back to watching him play the wii or literally ANY other game since that's where he's truly at his best

[@smooothest]

@@P_araps that's great man, good for you 👍

[@Peanut_Flailer]

@@P_araps lmaoooooo didnt ask

[@Prodawg]

@@P_araps stay mad, hard time is better than any of the wii games

[@peachylenvy]

Warden Smith talking in 3rd person had me dead

[@KJ47_]

15:30 best moment on this game ever 😂😂 i’ve watched many youtubers play this even Jacksepticeye but not once have i seen a dead npc talk to the player

[@ChunderousFritz]

6:04 I like how they told him to "straighten up and fly right" immediately after he plummeted to the ground.

[@crazywind3214]

"One legged joe fell down the stairs I think and died" Most devastating news I've heard all day

[@Nickels4Tickles]

“This isn’t funny” as he continued laughing hysterically. That made it so much better. Lmao you’re awesome.

[@elijahharris1113]

Magellan was an explorer. His crew was the first to circumnavigate the globe. Magellan himself died partway through the journey.

[@anthonysmith4222]

I think they quit teaching history in schools

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

@@anthonysmith4222 really? Hm. I disagree.

[@Mondian]

This is the second youtuber covering this game I've seen stumble over that reference smh

[@xr2919]

Easiest way to beat the game is to murder everyone in your cellblock. I'm being serious, if you manage to get a decent weapon start eliminating the guards and after they're dead kill the inmates. The game does slowly respawn NPCs to replace dead ones but you can kill them faster. Once everyone in your cellblock is dead you now have a safe zone where you can just sleep away days of your sentence without interruption. Btw low reputation means inmates like you less but a higher chance to not be blamed when brought to court and the opposite for high rep. Bonus: You won't get caught killing people in the shower (unless a prisoner snitches which is rare) by the infirmary and the showers slowly heal you, sleep is still better though.

[@LuhSwervvv]

I swear he could make 20 more videos on this game I’d eat it right up 😂

[@mayoisnnaise]

same (ㅠ᎑ㅠ )

[@broguards5073]

Hardtime deserves to live on and this is one of the best series on poofs channel. We have over 3 hours of hardtime game play from poof and it’s amazing. Thank you poof

[@P_araps]

not really dude. poof is funny when he plays it but the game itself just ain't fun. there's literally nothing else he can do besides get out legitimately and that's it. there's only so many times you can go through the same irritating dialogue from the characters whenever you do literally anything in the game

[@gavinoloupe135]

@@P_araps dude just stop being so negative. I see you complaing everywhere. Just let it go

[@Chckenthecoolrooster]

@@gavinoloupe135 fr he’s on every comment

[@gavinoloupe135]

@@Chckenthecoolrooster poor guy lmao

[@Prodawg]

@@P_araps cope harder

[@Not_Kaitlyn]

"Nah I'm just gonna murder you." -Poofesure 2022

[@Splengebab]

❤️

[@Wes.10]

the feeling you get when you click on a poofesure vid and see it’s 30 minutes long is an amazing feeling parallel to nothing ever

[@lynashmcmash4427]

And yet the time *flew* by. Get it?

[@Wes.10]

@@lynashmcmash4427 nope, that joke *flew* over my head.

[@lynashmcmash4427]

Warden: Hey! Puns are outlawed! Go to court! Judge: lynash is innocent. Remind your inmates to not use foul language

[@MightyMemeKing]

If you assault an officer and get him to chase you, then go to another room, the siren will go off and all the wardens will go after you on sight. During this time, the prison will not attempt to replace dead wardens and prisoners. Essentially this allows you to kill everyone in the prison as long as a warden doesn't catch you.

[@andjelkabanicevic2444]

when poofesure uploads you know your day is gonna get 100 times better

[@psychxmania]

yesss!!!

[@dawooziest8765]

0:39 the romance here is so beautiful

[@carlsojos]

I've legit beaten that game exactly once without cheats. It's really easy to get sucked into a circle of violence where you attack someone (in self-defense or otherwise), causing feuds that turn into further attacks. I found doing a prison job, keeping to yourself when away from the job, and keeping punctual was what it took.

[@mb2776]

for all that jank, that actually sounds like a good advice for a real prison^^

[@vivifromloona6176]

i love how he always rages in hard time

[@P_araps]

poof rages in literally every game he plays though wdym

[@Peanut_Flailer]

@@P_araps this is actually the game he rages the less as well

[@TrollerNinja69-td9bt]

@Peanut_Flailer least*

[@AOTONOB]

6:13 “Now get up and fly” Coincidence? I think not!

[@Curlorly06]

20:34 I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Was literally in tears watching that guy hobble 😂

[@desterselby-salazar2027]

Larry luther is the final 1% in your phone battery

[@puffles5187]

This is poof playing hardtime: undertale genocide. Speaking of, it would be cool if he played undertale on his channel. Even though it really would be really different from what he normally does.

[@yoodlepoodle69]

DO MORE HARD TIME ITS KEEPING ME ALIVE

[@KFC_FB]

YES!

[@mockspeed1469]

Out of all the characters, fat bits is the one that got freed, what a story

[@hiimeugene2316]

Hi I’m Eugene

[@slightlynative]

No one fucking cares

[@iputkidsinsoup]

Hi Eugene

[@GroveDog1995]

Is that you kanel Joseph? Eugene dingleberry is disappointed.

[@Conman_57]

Hi Eugene

[@opessegonline]

Whats good Eugene

[@beaversteve]

11:48 Genius Ferdinand Magellan reference 💀

[@sheesh9744]

“your adventure is over, Magellan” i think is a reference to Ferdinand Magellan, an explorer.

[@RealCosmicDarkrai]

I know this is incredibly random but imagine poof trying to deal with xbox parties, he'd really be screaming 24/7

[@bobafettgamer2495]

Imagine if real jail was like hard time

[@Ninjabrogaming-]

This hardtime series has been the singlehandedly most funny thing I've ever witnessed on youtube

[@P_araps]

dude no his wii videos are much better. poof's still hilarious in these but hard time's just an annoying game tbh

[@Ninjabrogaming-]

@@P_araps True, but i still think this game is great

[@shineinstars]

@@P_araps if u don't like it then don't watch? u leave the same comment on every hardtime vid

[@Prodawg]

@@P_araps cope harder

[@A_random_NPC]

You could have just said that it has been the funniest thing and not the most funny thing

[@BlitzercupGaming]

19:13 The prisoner: Farrenheit is a personal friend of mine! Poofesure: Sorry but I'm more friends with Cellsius.

[@numburger]

"I actually got away with murder for once." is a very concerning line out of context

[@robberofatms]

Oh hell yeah, new Hard Time video!!

[@GameAndKirby]

6:15 NOW STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT

[@alexanderhopkins7837]

Nothing makes my day then watching poof plays hardtime :) thanks for making my day poof 😃

[@dodgersat-at]

I like how when Poof first flew, in the cutscene the warden said “Now straighten up and FLY...”

[@defectumdefectum9642]

Poofesure: I’m the strongest, agile and smartest prisoner ever. Me: and your the most feared prisoner too! (The more reputation you have the more other people fear you).

[@calculusfalconerd]

The hammer was the most ruthless weapon. Poofesure mercilessly beating a dead guy with the hammer killed me. 😂

[@Average-Cacodemon-Enjoyer]

Girls dreams: I'm going to marry my crush! Boys dreams: 2:27

[@X_A_V_I_E_R_9_9]

Poof deadass turned into Itachi he literally murdered a whole room of prisoners

[@zxbzxbzxb1]

I counted 16 prisoners and a warden. Their relatives were doubtless consoled by the fact the Fat Bits was charged with carrying a hammer.

[@goober112]

Holy crap i got my playthroughs mized up i was watching hugetits not fatbits

[@HarleySLA]

So if you kill all the guards who runs the prison? Is it like a king of the hill situation and you become de facto prison ruler?

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

nah, they just spawn another Wardens

[@TBone31]

Hard time videos are like a window into the past

[@budderball5539]

If you play the 2-D version on steam, you can escape and go to your house and stuff

[@Xxnenzo]

I’m not sure if this will work on the computer version but I remember in the mobile version I think u can escape the prison by climbing over the fence in the yard and this will bring you to a city

[@MyNameIsReaper]

Ok there is no way this is unintentional 13:44

[@NinjaPickups]

I love watching Poof play cuz he does the stuff we all want to do if we got the game

[@glorihol6803]

bot

[@nowwepart]

@@glorihol6803 bot

[@saschasuperslav2211]

IT is free you know

[@simonberry512]

The game’s free, man

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

🤖

[@jordanadams7168]

6:13 he didn't see where the warden said "Straighten up and fly right" after he flew into the ceiling😂😂

[@FireFlower.]

Poof should play the 2D version of hard time

[@kadenwolf5798]

That is real life jail. No matter how big and how strong u r or how fast u can run the COs always win. They just keep sending more and more people until they finally subdue you.

[@AidenTakesAnkles]

The third person shit was so funny 😂😂😂

[@mally5972]

poof play a game called go vacation its on switch and wii it was a child hood favorite for me its like a open world with mii/avatars where there are diff resorts like snow or beach where you can do activities sports challenges and cruise while riding vehicles i think you'd enjoy it and it would make a fun and cool vid (and yes you can make beef boss and i recommend the switch version bc there's more customization)

[@jadonmichael2696]

If you want to escape you need to go to the exercise yard and climb the fence but it might not work it might’ve been in previous games so if it doesn’t work don’t blame me 😂

[@mavadodf812]

he should play the mobile version. in that you can roam the city after you get released & become a warden

[@04gerd]

babe wake up , Poofesure uploaded Hard Time video

[@zanmolecules4105]

The Magellan reference is about Ferdinand Magellan, an explorer credited with sailing around the globe, even though he died along the way

[@DynamicDurge]

Magellan was the first person to circumnavigate the globe

[@SpadChad]

last time i saw this game was like 8 years ago, I didn’t expect to see someone play it again tbh