Hard To Imagine || How I Met Your Mother

[@aceshadowknight7004]

That’s cause you need protein!😂😂 teds comebacks are always on spot!

[@TheBrobbiebam]

Besides the fact that that’s a common misconception about vegan diets and it actually makes him look stupid to be honest :D

[@gidonzd]

I'll make sure to contact the writers of the show that ended years ago and let them know. I'm sure they will do everything in their power to reshoot the episode with a different response from Ted.@@TheBrobbiebam

[@TheBrobbiebam]

@@gidonzd no need. All I’m pointing out is that it’s a whack „comeback“ and not „spot on“ as you called it 😅

[@chase_birdeevogel4784]

​@@TheBrobbiebam No the common misconception is the assumption that we don't know that you're still getting some protein (we know) There are multiple types of proteins several of which are absolutely vital for us and one of those in particular has no known plant based or artificial sources. Insufficient is still just as bad as none (if not worse because you're slowly killing yourselves while also torturing yourselves over the course of years instead of weeks) Also whether you want to believe it or not there has never been a strictly vegan culture that actually survived long enough to have more than 2 generations and every single mostly vegan culture not only still ate meat every chance it got but developed the mostly vegan angle out of necessity simply because meat was incredibly scarce. The morality scam doesn't make any sense because regardless of where you believe morality comes from (intelligent design or intuition or logic or even societal standards and norms) the simple facts of the matter are that 1. You cannot survive without taking life it is absolutely necessary 2. Industrial vegan agriculture is actually significantly more deadly and harmful to the environment than non vegan alternatives 3. Whether you eat them or not the farms and plantations that grow vegan foods actually do kill trillions of pests and even essential organisms including those that are endangered and protected like bees and other pollinators and other important parts of the ecosystem. All of the common reasons vegans claim to be vegan are actually mistakes. Health benefits only exist in cases of extremely rare medical conditions and for anyone else it's literally slow steady starvation. The morality argument stems from denial and by the same standards that attempt to impose on others they're not just not any better but actually worse (their standards not mine) and environmental concerns have the same problem. Just to be clear I don't have any problems whatsoever with traditionally vegan friendly dishes (as long as they're made right) and actually enjoy them occasionally myself. It's the philosophy of veganism that's the issue (them harming themselves and the sometimes annoyingly enthusiastic sometimes borderline abusive insistence or "encouragement" to join them and especially the cult like behavior and manipulation tactics they use)

[@camilocarvallo1199]

​@@chase_birdeevogel4784 Can you please explain to me how growing food for the food is better than growing food for a vegan? Is not like cows or whatever breaths air and then you chop it, you have to have fields for them and fields for their food, fields that are also destroying the enviroment and its life, so, please explain this to me because it sounds a lot like bullshit. You gotta feed them for months before consumption, so you need to give them water and food, besides disposing their wastes on a way that doesn't affect the land. And what Ted did was not a comeback at all and the writers are aware and most of the audience is aware, you can check the laugh track, because it was a stupid comment, not a comeback. Cheers Btw I'm genuinely asking how is it better and less harming to the enviroment to grow food for the food

[@Chevrolet83]

Ted being a good kind of know it all Gotta love Himym

[@Ertwas17]

I thought I was the only one with that acronym😂

[@teateline9659]

Tbh I thought you just butchered the spelling of "him" for a sec XD

[@levy9595]

​@Ertwas17 really? It's incredibly common among fans of the show. Even the official subreddit of the show that has hundreds of thousands of members is called r/himym

[@Ertwas17]

@@levy9595 👍🏾

[@JLA91]

"That's cause you need protein" 😂😂

[@gascan7333]

She did NOT give up makeup for him wtf

[@Imserious184]

Why are you so surprised?

[@profchaos91]

Might've happened in between the restaurant scene and the breakup scene, or maybe she just stopped using it when she was with him 😂

[@AndreiArhiri-g4z]

That is her natural face withouth anything my ass ! 😂 Or maybe it is who knows ?

[@kepcar]

I know - IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!

[@x.Lion.x]

Most women look better without makeup anyway

[@guy3778]

Ted is a savage 💀

[@AndreiArhiri-g4z]

Ted does lecture people a lot to , of course he would be ready to bite your face off if you try him 😂

[@JpWecker]

I’ve watched this whole show good to see a channel that likes it more than I do

[@ganymede19]

I can watch shorts of this show all day long but put on an episode and I'm bored out of my mind 😂

[@Loewemon25]

Your attention span has been ruined by shortform content.

[@Drimpresario]

I know right. There are several shows I feel that way about.

[@Drimpresario]

@@Loewemon25or maybe the fact the clips are funny and the show as a whole is not.

[@Loewemon25]

@Drimpresario show is funny. You just have no attention span. If it takes longer than 30seconds you get bored

[@CaptainDufff]

@@Drimpresarioyeah horrible take, the show is great and still holds up quite well. Maybe instead of rotting watching shorts for 6 hours a day, go outside and experience life👍

[@beansprout_apg886]

I always used that line.whenever someone asks me why i love to eat meat😂

[@fruitpunch_samurai_g]

If someone ever brings a veganism while I’m ordering dinner, I’m looking at waiter straight in the eye and saying give me the veal

[@jefgir1097]

Why?

[@neurohexis2819]

@@jefgir1097it’s baby goat or something I think, and I guess they chose it because they consider it to be the cruelest option to one up the person

[@ninthusiva7546]

Baby cow​@@neurohexis2819

[@pododododoehoh3550]

​@@neurohexis2819Its calf meat, Baby cow. Kinda f'd up when you think about it tbf

[@theonethatcan7780]

I had a cousin that turned vegan for her bf, and I always loved to tell them that they're still killing living creatures, the plants just don't make any noises that we can hear. It's weird that they don't come over anymore 🤔

[@DevanK-rg3td]

I can't believe ted was the bay harbor butcher...

[@kingkitty026]

Ah she's hearing voices in her head

[@deykaA3521]

looks like Danneel Ackles,is it?

[@Sanaa_K_Mohamed]

It is.

[@laurenc4138]

I was sitting here going “hey I know herrrr” lol It’s definitely her. I hate most of the characters she plays but I adore her and her hubby

[@brandonnewby178]

I just love this show

[@Monarch_Doom]

Bruh beans have protein and lenses too💀

[@SarahExpereinceRequiem]

I didn't realise Sarah Chalke was in this show.

[@Fallgrim_Taykhart]

yes can i get 2 orders of lamb and wht ever the ladies want 😂

[@BlackironEzekiel]

I got no problems with Vegans or Vegetarians as long as they dont try and guilt trip me, otherwise im sending them a screenshot of every meat feast pizza i order (which is a lot)

[@N19sj]

If im allowed to comment twice, the comment section makes me want to cry.

[@mmmimmr.frundles9939]

Her steak was likely served with a Marchand De Vin

[@KevinWillson-nf3gh]

what's funny to me is that after working at a whole foods, the "vitamin consultant" was probably a 16 and hour part time team member. Whole foods suuuucks

[@zethwhippy3929]

Smug look 😂😂😂😂

[@aron4795]

Rachel from One Tree Hill

[@Brynnster146]

I don’t appreciate the vegan shaming, I do appreciate someone getting out of a controlling relationship 💜

[@lee9852]

Stella was the worst

[@Icecastles4000]

dont say that

[@davide7933]

She was the best for me,but,what she has done,was horrible.

[@lee9852]

@@davide7933 she made Ted the other woman it’s not debatable 😭 Victoria was the best in my opinion

[@steffyxx]

@@lee9852 i love that no one ever says robin is the best 😂

[@Mm-dn5gc]

​@@lee9852 Victoria was absolutely the best by far and i will die on that hill.

[@vincentbrinker2435]

Is that Mandy Moore?

[@Ihatewallsw]

SHOWERING??

[@toothdoc8206]

meat is a plant-based food

[@FURYBrenton]

Come up with better material mate

[@jacobpage8028]

​@@FURYBrentonI thought it was kind of funny.

[@FURYBrenton]

Except that protein originates in plants.

[@landinggreenmedia565]

Bro are you dumb

[@Itsnatschannel]

Is that Sarah chalk or somthing?

[@Ed19601]

Sara Chalke indeed. Hot back then

[@hikageniko]

​@@Ed19601 hot even now. honestly she gets hotter as she gets older. can't wait until she hits like her late 60s

[@Ed19601]

@@hikageniko 😄😁😉 i agree she is aging gracefully with a girl-next-door look, a hot girl-next-door

[@justme8841]

Its slaughter

[@cristianbedoya4510]

No they won't

[@AV57]

How to: write a terrible vegan character.

[@dinninfreeman2014]

Write them as vegan😂

[@rickytickytimbo9182]

I've honestly met more annoying anti-vegans irl than annoying vegans

[@davide7933]

It’s a tv show,don’t take it seriously.

[@AV57]

@@davide7933 it’s just a criticism of a TV show. Don’t take it so seriously.

[@grass-touched]

​@rickytickytimbo9182 Damm you must be vegan then

[@H45556]

Close family friend of ours had been vegetarian her entire life, we finally convinced her to try a chick-fil-a sandwich and she said it was the best food she’s ever eaten. Hasn’t gone vegetarian since

[@N19sj]

So you pressured them into something they didn't want to do? It's their life if they want to be vegetarian let them.

[@H45556]

@@N19sj We put very little pressure on her, she had talked about maybe trying meat before and preferred something unhealthy - we were at chick-fil-a and said if she wants to try meat this is the best fast food place to get it and she said screw it, it’s not like we were bullying her beyond making little jokes, also cry about it she’s very happy now and likes hot dogs a lot

[@N19sj]

@@H45556 fair but also just for fun I am in love with vegan hot dogs lol I don't miss the others xd

[@N19sj]

But also I was like yeah that's fine till you said cry abt it

[@H45556]

@@N19sj womp womp

[@crazyspartan1468]

It’s weird how people forget vegan diets have protein alternatives it’s just convenient how much is in most meats.

[@weathersama604]

People at large dunno jack about veganism, since their knowledge comes from TV and internet parodies. Tell someone that majority of vegans are choosing that lifestyle because the food industry treats animals horribly before they are eaten and they don't wanna support that. People be like: look vegans, this tribe in Africa is hunting and killing animals for meat, what u have to say to that??? And average vegan will say: cool, the animal lived their life in a natural habitat and had quick death, this is cool

[@Technowolf-Lucky]

If you love animals so much why are you eating all there food

[@benjaminigwe9127]

😂

[@chrismendez4962]

Stella’s sister: *doesn’t eat meat, gave up make up, showering, shaving* Also her: How dare my fiancé leaves me 💀

[@emily-vk1ke]

What's wrong with not shaving, eating meat and using make up? I understand how not showering is bad I wouldn't like that too, but I don't understand what's wrong with the other ones

[@tari9461]

ehh it’s more about the fact that it’s what her finance wanted her to do and she complied and he still left

[@alexbennet4195]

How dare he leave her when she gave up all those things… “for him”…? I mean yeah, anyone would be frustrated?

[@Lepumpkino]

​@@emily-vk1ke body hair on women isn't attractive.

[@N19sj]

Yeah this is the worst ted line. There are other sources of protein 🙄

[@flyzfm5060]

There are also different types of proteins for different purposes, so this would be the worst @N19sj line then ig 🤔

[@N19sj]

@@flyzfm5060 don't care im alive I've been vegetarian for like 8 years

[@FiftyStates5]

Okay? Whiner

[@kogadragneel5601]

@@N19sj i'm so sorry to hear that, it's should be hard to live with that condition?

[@FURYBrenton]

Vegan for 3 years here, still haven’t died from protein deficiency. Maybe it’s because I get 170g a day lol

[@gingerbreadman7729]

Fun fact if you say this to a real vegan theyll just think you're cringe because you probably are

[@raylord4497]

Womp womp

[@shopecco1856]

Womp womp

[@nasbukhari696]

Fun fact no one gives a shit

[@gingerbreadman7729]

Omnis Mad lmao have fun making asses of yourself trying this in public

[@Mikeinreallife92]

Fun fact: there are no fun facts about vegans. They’re insufferable.

[@Ellietube743]

I want to watch how I Met your mother it’s the worst show ever

[@kcelite9549]

How I Met Your Mother! My favorite show!

[@mrwolf9897]

Vegans i swear 🙄