Hardcore & QSMP - Maybe no nightmares today pls :) - Philza VOD - Streamed on April 21 2023

[@_LunaticMoon]

Phil is just out here being the ultimate Dad taking care of 3 eggs

[@Stay_in_the_Corner_M.A.X]

Quackity: *Gives Chayanne sarcasm* Chayanne: *Pulls out a glock and fires with no hesitation* 😂😂😂 Quackity: Okay... Also Ramon is like Mumbo-jumbo's missing child. 😅 Chayanne's so strapped making big Q fear for his life. 😂

[@funktcat]

So true lol

[@christinaharrington9124]

Ikr

[@gkac9864]

Phil: "Im gonna go scream really loudly" Also Phil: (whispers) "Tallulah, time to get up"

[@SeaClover7]

She has sensitive ears. 🥺

[@z4_yx]

All the others struggling to take care of their eggs in pairs: Also phil taking alr of 2 eggs alone while missa is gone: mm yes, another son.

[@oof1765]

2:53:35 “FitMc Of 2b2T let me finish.” I LOVED THIS LMAO

[@naurahsyafiqah7348]

Imagine the egg chose Phil Philza will have tons of egg to take care of

[@lynnslide4920]

Missa:wtf happened while I was gone????

[@cythism8106]

Just wait till you learn what the egg is about.

[@foxxcry]

​@@cythism8106 wdym

[@EllieKai0623]

@@lynnslide4920 Missa: Wtf happened while I was gone? Phil:... Uh... More eggs, smile?

[@Wired_User]

4:16:34 Never knew Big Q canonically was not loved by Jesus but here we are 😂

[@cyberg33k10]

Fun facts with Philza: "WHOA GREEN IS CRACKED!"

[@GabbyGhost22]

There is NO way that Gegg is NOT Charlie, he is so funny, and he's a slimey boi 5:16:18 the ultimate Gegg moment Edit: OMG I KNEW IT (5:36:50)

[@Anoski_Domain]

I don't know why I don't watch more of his streams, they're so weirdly calming???

[@Devino7]

I’m literally obsessed with the QSMP now! I can’t believe Wilbur told his mum about Tallulah lol I love how literally everyone is dependent on these eggs not to die

[@axinevermore5798]

How to gauge how trustworthy a person/egg is. Philza: If it’s easily killable it’s worthy.😂

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

"You can take him. You know you can have a certain level of trust if you can take someone down. Okay, it's only like an extra 10% but you know they're going to have to be really sneaky or really dumb to betray you."

[@upsettiAF]

1 am is a perfectly reasonable hour to watch a vod tyvm

[@GeorginaTanner7040]

Phil is going crazy to take care of a another egg and its was too funny - 5:09:28

[@BuniBee]

The chat giving slimecicle away and everyone just ignoring it and reviving him anyway lollll

[@mikado_m]

I mean.. everyone knows.. Like he _did_ stream his egg-being

[@Mugibat]

The fact that *Gegg's* skin appeared upon teleporting just makes it even funnier oml xD

[@Ssyrious_Is_Hyena]

You realise that it was charlie slimecicle...in the Goopy goofy spelunky gunky egg role ( Gegg )

[@Mugibat]

@@Ssyrious_Is_Hyena Yes believe it or not, I was hinting at that with the subtle use of *boldness*

[@SkeIetaIremains]

@@Ssyrious_Is_Hyenae fact that he wants to *actually* wants to play as a egg lol

[@tasiapedro9396]

"I need to apologies to him [Bobby]" - Cheyanne ... He never got the chance too...

[@deathhalfsoul67]

PLEASE

[@LunaStones143]

Finally more chayanne chaos vid And poor Phil already had enough to take care eggs

[@Miss_Agana]

5:20:11 Tallulah just rickrolled us 🙂

[@Amaia_Devon]

Love watching Phil with his gun toting son and his music loving granddaughter

[@NasmaAsia]

Philza is just the best when he is in dad mode LMAO

[@dragonracer4531]

God I love watching Phil's streams, his energy is just the perfect level, like a controlled chaos 😂 a very powerful controlled chaos lmao😂 And his parental energy he just unintentionally gives off awesome dad vibes lololol

[@spindl253]

Man, I'm catching up on the vods since I discovered qsmp fairly recently and love the concept. Would love to to raise an egg myself, but I think I'd like to be the intelligent, calm, experienced hermit type that wishes for them to inherit their skills and wisdom but have the emotions and connections they lack. Like an old man seeing the world leaving him behind and wishes to make one last contribution before they go.

[@Cindrea6]

Really funny that right as Roier was asking if they were sure Gegg was actually an egg his skin flickers to slime for a sec fuckin funny

[@Zero_DaHero]

Gegg is an amphibious egg He soaked up a lot of murky water and now he can just spontaneously combust.

[@Bluejaylover]

Phil with child: WAKE UP NOWWWW Phil with grandchild: wakey wakey, wake up, its time to get up, I'll give you three more minutes.

[@tatjanashawanamash-ignace1930]

“I’d never hit my own biological children but if you….” 😂😂

[@panboo4628]

one egg found after the fact looked exactly like will and is now will's child, and another egg found after the fact looks EXACTLY LIKE SLIMECICLE. COINCIDENCE? *I THINK NOT!*

[@Echo_the_bat]

While Gegg was picking who was going to take care of him the first time I thought you would say "If he picks me, we can watch him and make sure he is not as sus as we think he is" to Chayanne and then later you just ended up taking care of him anyway lol

[@MeepMoxy]

5:08:52 Personal timestamp for the little duet Gegg and Tallulah do :D

[@oakenshadow6763]

I love that he backs off once the kid pulls a gun. >XD 4:07:38

[@noah.leis.na.puca.]

I love the qsmp so much im acctualy obbsessed

[@Endtherinbetween]

4:03 phil 6:03 hardcore 2:42:38 phil again 2:46:12 qsmp 6:05:48 phil sings to the egg 6:09:25 phil ends stream

[@711_wizard]

6:03 - hardcore 2:46:13 - qsmp

[@christinaharrington9124]

5:09:35 Ultimate Philza panic moment!!!!

[@x4nd3rlol]

YOOOOOO PHILZA VODDDDD!!!! Thank you Mercy!!

[@mikado_m]

Bad is so nice Actually i agree with chayanne shooting bobby lol Little prick had several warnings

[@_jay_renda_]

Jaiden was the first playthrough I watched, so I was like "I love Bobby so much" because he's always so sweet with her, but looking at literally anyone else's streams, he's just a total menace 😭

[@zoetekauw]

Of course they found GE GG in the backrooms 😭

[@Uh_no..]

BRO...

[@_jay_renda_]

He was in the backrooms irl too, lmao

[@ElNinoPoba]

PepeMeltdown peepoTalk "plants eat the sun and then the black hole forms and then the singularity in wich we all consume and die in the heat death of the universe..."

[@justsquiding]

HOLY SHIT I JUST REALISED THE ADMIN'S NAME IS AMOPOLITA WHICH IS WHY POPPIES WTF

[@Evie0h]

Phil that entire stream, when he was going on about the school and how crazy it is with Quackity as the teacher, just felt like listening to my mom in her homeschool mom groups lol 😂 genuinely almost the basic idea of a lot of homeschooling moms if you don’t want the nuances explained is what Phil sounded like to me.

[@galacticwoozle]

Bruh Bobby gives me so much anxiety he's so violentttt

[@ZorroQueTomaCafé]

Sameeee...

[@chlozentimes]

thank you so much for posting these, I never was able to be there for the dream SMP and the QSMP interests me more (however miss ranboo and tommyinnit) and these vods allow me to make a playlist to put the QSMP in order so I can enjoy it!

[@Maaad-maaan]

Bobby is the true menace of the qsmp

[@MapleshadeDefender]

Charlie was just having the time of his life lol

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

3:32:45 Okay so... Someone has to ask. Is Chayanne in love with flowers because they make dyes, therefore they make colorful firework rockets to shred enemies with via Firework Crossbow? 4:11:02 "That's good to hear. Out of transparency, it might also be good to tell you that nobody believes your [words], Mr Q. We'll judge your future actions to see if you truly have changed... but we don't believe you in the slightest. We'll back down on any plans we may have made, can't think of any at the moment, circumstances-willing, with exception of backup plans which aren't explicitly targeted at you but rather at any who would target the eggs which you say you're not doing, and things will go from there." "I'm a changed guy!" "Bro, just because you're not going to prison, as you didn't do anything, does not mean that we can't be mad at you. It just means you've escaped the punishment, as you did not commit the crime."

[@cherryrozeartz1232]

MANN POOR WILBUR HE'LL GET PRANKED SOOO BADD-Absolutely cruel LMAOOO

[@cherryrozeartz1232]

I think Gegg is the egg that got soaked in vinegar for soo long

[@_jay_renda_]

@@cherryrozeartz1232 kshdhhsjdh real. Vinegegg.

[@jodrako4341]

The bushes that he planted in the flower garden were probably similar to azalea bushes and need to be planted on moss

[@Letus_Creator]

4:28:49 They Lost the chance of calling it Yoshi smh

[@bodiedheart]

I am a youtube watcher of philza's hardcore and I decided to start watching his channel again(last time I watched was 2020) AND IM SO BEHIND HELP

[@Draco-and-Skitty]

I'm worse than you

[@wikidinadale8646]

It will be much cooler if they put a pool near the tree house so they can jump of

[@puiwya-_316]

Bobby is such a mean child lmao

[@F1guRas]

and he has such loving parents 💀

[@puiwya-_316]

@@F1guRas right? Roier & Jaiden should maybe discipline him a bit 😃

[@fireflymiesumae]

Phil's streams are my favorite place to be

[@CommonlyScarce]

5:17:45

[@Legs_arent_needed_for_life]

4:44:54 I LOVE BIRRIA TACOS THEY ARE AMAZING

[@haleybaileyyy0686]

5:20:10 never would i have thought j would get rickrolled by Tallulah 😭

[@lucia_kidtech]

the tom cardy big breakfast refrence was gold

[@Legs_arent_needed_for_life]

1:38:14 I just say “if they are going to take the time out of their day to judge me that’s on them 🤷‍♀️”

[@countryspud6936]

4:28:36 Yoshi would be a good name imo.

[@AlphanaII517]

5:16:17 Gegg I swear 😂

[@airsagex]

3:25:54 time stamp for myself: ramón thinks he’s hot shit

[@ImFunny69420]

PHILZA

[@uotaniset]

charlie's egg arc

[@hannuu98]

These streams have become my day to day go to. Thanks so much for the fun streams Phil ❤

[@Zero_DaHero]

Same

[@xx_itzlmb_xx]

4:18:00 just saving my spot don't mind me

[@not4440]

philza minecraft has officially lost it 6:05:41

[@ghostieyog6445]

Everyone in chat screaming about Tallulahs door cus other players, like as though they cant just open it themselves too smh

[@Lorem_Ipsum]

4:22:19 Look is a brand new ssss.... kid!

[@TJ_TDOG]

6:03 minecraft

[@Sleepy118]

5:50:16 da old mans dying😂😂

[@Project_A0]

4:26:49 5:16:03 5:22:44 5:49:54

[@SleepyMushie]

So upset I could only stay for a bit, so so mean. 😭 Miss you dadza, I see that one day Chayanne will become technoBlade 2.0 Just me? Okay

[@Zero_DaHero]

Chayanne has all the major qualities

[@SleepyMushie]

for fucking real

[@Defiantbluefire]

4:10:07 best roast ever

[@GenAlph_]

W VID W CHAYANNE W TALLULAH

[@abyssvr6100]

3:13:00 What makes fits statement worse here is that THIS MF LIVES IN ONE OF THE WORSY MINECRAFT SERVERS TO DATE and he's saying THAT MOMENT was THE most morbid thing he's seen, that's some real angst here

[@metalapplesus]

3:22:24 Cucurucho ramon

[@ToastyPal]

4:06:15 saving spot

[@Fishflip]

PHILLL

[@Princess_moira7824]

3:07:02 we still do that

[@Quinn_and_sarahwarman324]

Yup

[@Anoski_Domain]

Why do chats gotta metagame so much 😭😭

[@youdum3oo]

hey do you know what philz new hardcore world project is?

[@Philza_VODS]

His current project is the greater spawn islands, he is currently adding ruins around his spawn chuck border!

[@bunny17551]

Real Question : what mod is it that adds those Quivers???

[@quickrose1837]

Im watching this at 4:27 am😊

[@esteebee]

5:15:00 5:16:11

[@regnad-412]

Slowly catching up on vods 🤭

[@ahleezah]

4:28:23 was so random and funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@home_alone_2]

Yes

[@Chilledmocha_]

i love the movie orphan

[@caiman.]

5:06:05 hi! super weird convo, i am having a great day :3

[@Zero_DaHero]

5:59:27 LMFAO

[@robby-bobby-tommy]

Wait a sec, around 4 h 59 min Phil says something along the lines "Let's go prank uncle Fit, maybe more like grandpa Fit cuz yknow" What does it mean? Are q! Phil and q! Fit are brothers?

[@Wolfsglanz]

q!Spreen and q!Missa are siblings, I think.

[@robby-bobby-tommy]

@@Wolfsglanz yeah, I've heard something about it, but like are Fit and Phil are? I just get so much mixed messages from it.

[@Wolfsglanz]

I don't think so, but im not sure.

[@robby-bobby-tommy]

@@Wolfsglanz just interesting wording tbh, but it would be funny

[@alastaircase]

What is the name of the song Tallulah plays? (Not revenge)

[@Muichiro637]

Bobby is sometimes a little shit but hes an egg so I cant hate him too much😭

[@Mrcrow17]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@lupindsm3584]

Yooo how yall doing

[@home_alone_2]

Doin ok wbt u?

[@lupindsm3584]

Very well thanks for asking

[@home_alone_2]

​@@lupindsm3584 no prob bob

[@PastelStorm1]

is this the one were philza tells the awsome story about technoblade

[@w3idio_edits_anything]

3:04:26 ???

[@aDustyGuy]

when are you gonna upload on main channel :(

[@Philza_VODS]

This channel is not owned or managed by philza but is approved and known about by phil himself. Phil doesnt wanna do hardcore videos anymore, twitch is his main focus. - Mercy

[@aDustyGuy]

@@Philza_VODS oh well ty for that tho, now ill know that, but its sad hes not uploading for so long

[@TheSynthiaOfficial]

Gegg has the personality of charlie, wtf XDD

[@ximenaterrazas9290]

5:23:04