Hardcore Season 4 & QSMP EVENT 🥚??? - Philza VOD - Streamed on April 3 2023

[@raineteeth]

Chayanne is the definition of "You can have supportive, loving parents and still end up weird and unstable". And I am living for it. I hope he becomes the best warrior egg he can be. ❤

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

Chayanne listened to Disc 13 at a young age. Loving parents with backstories full of bloodshed, and disc 13 makes a pretty bloodthirsty kiddo, but Chayanne learns to love as well. That's something special.

[@lucas34886]

@@kirbyfreakyt4695 Disc 12*

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

@@lucas34886 There's a 12th disc? Oh, right, obviously. The old ones went up to 13. However, it actually was 13 thank you very much.

[@lucas34886]

@@kirbyfreakyt4695 My mistake I have bad hearing and I heard twelve haha my bad.

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

@@lucas34886 It said 13 on the screen, the music was disc 13, disc 12 is not named disc 12, etc. Info channels be like

[@honeybee7815]

"I'm not even Mexican I'm Swedish you fuck" is my favorite quote so far omg

[@catroe]

Timestamp?

[@alpacathepaca]

​@@catroe around 4:50:00 :DD

[@yuki_na-shiori]

OMG I LOVE IT🤣

[@catroe]

@@alpacathepaca tyyyy

[@sharkiezpancake]

i got a tad confused by that, do they speak spanish in sweden or does missa just happen to speak it??

[@skyisonfire6070]

5:05:21 Philza: "Having kids is stressful, man! How do people do this? He just wants to kill everyone!" *all SBI fanfiction with Dadza be like ^^^*

[@chelly_ore6789]

can confirm, I write and read those, way too much.

[@demetriustwt4533]

​@@chelly_ore6789 same here

[@katherinehavegreen515]

YES

[@ellies-D9]

ngl chayanne is like a combination of the 3

[@Mendoxs_]

lol "why did everyone turn out so violent?" Phil: 5:00:26

[@hollowinkling4927]

When phil said that him and missa were raising a little warrior i just imagined techno like teaching chayanne how to properly swing a sword and i almost started crying ngl :')

[@enderstreams72]

me too 😭

[@catroe]

NOOO NOW IM SAD but yeah it's a nice thought a wholesome one

[@lucysugar3884]

You know, with Phil’s skin being Urahara, the likeness between Cheyenne and Ichigo is very evident

[@mattattackpro2941]

same

[@CatoTato]

Aww that's adorable Ghost techno come and teaches him at night how to fight

[@beesmyth]

Missa screaming at Chayanne as they followed you down for the bread has me HOWLING!!!!!!!! 😆😆😆

[@Kiwi-lu6qs]

4:56:36

[@Clemaglorine]

The person who makes these vods isn't actually phil lol its a fanmade account

[@beesmyth]

@@Clemaglorine I know, Phil and Kristen only have the main and the Clips channel

[@tyler_does_arson]

Dude i fucking love chayanne, he's such a chaotic potato, no matter how kind the parents he still turns out to be violent

[@sharkiezpancake]

you really foreshadowed something there by calling him a potato:')

[@gam3rf0rl1fe]

Just like Techno

[@lucindatheartist6435]

Im gonna need a compilation of everytime Chayanne has run off and given his dads heart attacks because hearing Philza scream his hilarious-

[@gam3rf0rl1fe]

But like for real, who wouldent 😂

[@Firewatch___]

Missa shouting "CHAYANNE!" is hilarious.

[@shylindahaskey]

I love how Missa calls Phil "Darling"

[@thebest12123]

Same

[@graaaaaaaaaaaaaaace]

There's something so funny about them trying to build with the blocks and unable to do anything while Q's giving his speech introducing the new features, it's like the kids in the back of the classroom dicking around LMAO

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

I can imagine the animatic Tryhard messes around, Block Glitches up to the top of the thing, and then gets flicked off my Foolish, and I mean a titan of a Foolish not his avatar

[@dinosaurteaparty7806]

Missa screaming for Chayanne whenever he gets near the edge of the wall has me rolling XD i love this family so much

[@refthegeneric]

Don't forget when chayanne summons a bomb out of nowhere

[@xi8264]

we're witnessing the exact way philza used to raise tommy back in the day good luck, chayanne

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

I doubt Chayanne will become the gremlin child... But I do believe Chayanne may become an effective reincarnation of another...

[@shookravioli]

@@kirbyfreakyt4695THERE ARE TEARS FILLING MY EYES

[@shookravioli]

@@kirbyfreakyt4695MY SBI FANFIC WIP IS CALLING TO ME

[@GiovanniCloud]

This moment at 1:35:35 made me love Ph1lza more. I'm very happy about his and Kristin's choice of not having any children. Being married shouldn't automatically make other people assume you'll have kids one day. Unfortunately, many people think otherwise. When he flipped off the person who asked that "Ph1lza Jr." question, I related to that so much. It gets relentlessly tiring of being told, "You'll regret not having children one day," "Someday you'll find the right person and fall in love with her," and other crap that relates. Nobody needs to have children of their own. Regardless, he still makes a great foster parent to Chayanne. As well as a great "dad" to the Minecraft community. After all, he is called "Dadza" for a reason.

[@nurkkakala5665]

5:22:36 "It's an egg. It's very low maintenance." - Phil 2023 if only he knew..

[@FishkaShi]

5:01:00 baby's first murder attempt 🔪🐣

[@causethefox]

You should change it to "baby's first murder attempt"

[@annoyingann]

5:26:50 Phil making his escape on the bike after stealing the beds with the music slowly fading in was the funniest shit I've ever seen

[@enderrightts19]

i lost it when the duck did a backflip 😭

[@xxhyphenxx9365]

EL BACKFLIPO OHHHHHH

[@Kocho_butterflies]

Awh I love how missa calling Phil darling and dear it very cute ^^❤❤❤ missa and phil are going to be the best parents!

[@alexibear2599]

Wilbur will have a new brother in qsmp which will be hallarious when he come back on the server

[@F1guRas]

in this world I dont think wil is phils son

[@Kirferyan]

@@F1guRas Wil is Phil’s son in EVERY world, regardless of the lore. It is a matter of principle, and sheer Dadza-ness.

[@Tulpacio]

​@@F1guRas Well...

[@Kid.Coffin]

4:41:01 oh my gosh philza has never felt more like a dad in this moment so frickin wholesome

[@annoyingann]

5:00:00 my fav moment In this stream is chayanne getting a sword and immediately trying to kill everything in its vicinity

[@HoneyBee7377]

Missa and Phil were on the same wavelength the whole time, I love it so much😂 also missa calling philza dear while he was fighting off the phantoms pls

[@hannie3701]

When Chayanne rang that bell, suddenly I felt bittersweet. I'm glad I watched the stream.

[@Senna137]

Chayanne is just a tiny violent techno and I'm here for it

[@dizzygamez1235]

I love hearing Kristen laugh in the background 🤣favorite: 4:49:36

[@venezialugosanchez831]

She was loosing her shit It got me laughing so bad

[@rhysb2209]

i feel so loved whenever chat says hi vod watchers

[@hyunjae798]

I just come back to see the simpler time 3:39:26 First time seeing Chayanne 3:45:25 awwww When chayanne got his name 3:54:48 the chaos start😂 3:55:18 oh yeah! because of quest icon, phil thought the baby only eat seed🤣 4:00:46 the babyproofing the wall start 4:07:09 "FEET" KEKW 4:09:30 Songs for Chayanne ❤ 4:17:41 AWWWWWWW 4:28:15 The Child yearn for the edge start 4:41:52 His first bedtime story💕 4:50:43 Oh he woke up again😮 4:56:35 The cliff moment 🤣 4:59:04 HIS FIRST SWORD💕❤️💕 5:00:13 He is our little Warrior and always will be 🥰 5:04:07 He wants blood since his first day😂

[@xrestix9961]

looking at this now after seeing Chayanne speak makes a lot of sense. Him being the egg that speaks at the beginning of the video. Phil and Missa picked the one egg that can talk

[@swan3640]

rewatching all the qsmp vods from the beginning and i love how the deathfamily was always meant to be because missa lived in the wall a distance away from phil and their ticket had 'D' as the signifier (obviously for deathduo/deathfamily, duhh). i miss them so much actually, i had no idea how much this little family would end up meaning to me

[@theteacup3486]

It's so fun going back and seeing everyones reactions to the translation. Cause now it's just a normal thing thats everyone is used to, but when you think about it its really amazing how good it really is

[@birdlythebirdkid5208]

My main exposure to the QSMP has been clips, so I thought I'd just binge all of the vods from Philza's pov. I was unaware of some things that had happened, like Phil fighting Bad a bit over the egg that eventually became Dapper, or the egg potentially being named Dave because of course. Also, the chat dubbed Chayanne as the rebirth of Technoblade much more quickly than I'd assumed. I love it.

[@calendulaazriel3474]

Rewatching this is just so fcking hilarious 😂😂 Chayanne is mixed with Techno's bloodlust and Tommy's chaotic energy to just want to cause trouble 😂 A little bit of Wilbur's friendliness

[@xjoshari3700]

And ten months later, Chayanne is a tough lil guy, very brave and a great warrior. To see how far he's grown, is impressive

[@Official_srkmusic]

Why is no one talking about the fact that during the qlobal transition announcement, it was Chayanne that was talking with Q

[@wispdoesart]

I love how whenever Chayanne was out for people's heads some people in chat would say blood for the blood god :)

[@refthegeneric]

HOMIE GOT A BOMB OUT IF NOWHERE

[@latersugarpumpkin]

phil's initial 'baby proofing' gave me anxiety lmao. bc Chayanne can jump, he can just go up the stone blocks and past the fences...but also lmao them walking back to phil's house and chayanne taking every opportunity to scare the piss out of his dads, just like a little crimeboi ^_^. murderous little shi-

[@soelemon]

LMAO

[@melaniep8761]

Every time Missa yells at Chayanne to get away from the edge of the wall cracks me up. His dad voice just immediately snapping out 🤣🤣🤣 Time stamps for anyone who doesn't know what i'm talking about: 4:28:15 4:32:32 4:33:17 4:35:12 - awwwe, parenting 🤣🤣 4:37:24 4:53:33 4:56:15 - 🥖 toss 4:56:39 - down duh waterfall 💦 i think i missed one. Lots happened. 5:04:07 - Chayanne's out for blood 🗡️ Chayanne tries jumps the wall a lot, ok? I'm not gonna do every one. 5:14:15 - aye, Chayanne, i know you're probably v bored, but your dads just want you to be safe

[@PrettiestBoy08]

Missas accent always got so think when he said Chayannes name it it kept cracking me upppp

[@mahaelmba5466]

as a person who enjoys the qsmp i wanna thx for adding time stamps

[@aliciamarie9113]

The way the very first one that he really went up to and spent anytime with was Cheyenne and then he passed Missa in very clear view while looking at the eggs… Accidental foreshadowing at its finest.

[@ellenyourlocalduck5885]

The adoption ceremony did a number on my ears 😂😂 everybody was so loud 😂

[@Flanneryschickens]

E G G Phil and Missa will raise the best dragon! Tbh with Phil's hardcore skills and paranoia, I'm starting to think Chayanne will be the safest egg on the server after uh....recent events

[@reesemcelreath3577]

Watching this after four months is so funny seeing everyone’s first reacts to being a parent. Like Fit saying “I’m not ready to be a father” but his kid is one of the most fitted out and taken care of eggs and had the best Ally you can have in a semi hardcore world

[@IzzaTVv]

Yeah i am doing the same thing you are doing

[@UnNormalSoup]

Who else came back to rewatch first egg/Chayanne memories? Lol

[@acecerclif7871]

I'm convinced that disk was haunted or something and it's the reason Chyanne is the way he is

[@kimibean3975]

I plant beetroot on servers because whenever someone asks me for food, i can give them the most useless food in minecraft.

[@hexperlamp]

Coming back to this vod now, Phil’s house in qsmp has come soooooooooo far.

[@MugzD]

3:45:12 the beginning of funniest parent/child..the 4th wall breaker and hardcore RP main admin lool

[@WimpyGamerGirl]

Jump to 3:00:00 if you're looking for the QSMP content.

[@twild2750]

The contrast of how they interact with Chayanne then vs now is hilarious XD

[@marklll4426]

Missa's wall house is what Ciudad de Sacapuntas aspires to be

[@tbauacruz644]

4:08:18 - 4:09:26 - 4:10:21(end) Missa sings for Chayanne

[@slimeghoul]

do you know what song he was singing?

[@tbauacruz644]

@@slimeghoul Unfortunately, I do not

[@SweetMintality]

@@slimeghoul First song: Un Siglo sin Ti- Chayanne Second song: Hoy Toca Ser Feliz - Mago de Oz

[@tbauacruz644]

@@SweetMintality Thank you so much!

[@SweetMintality]

@@tbauacruz644 You're welcome! C:

[@darnok6407]

It's kind of crazy how they managed to make the server even more chaotic and overwhelming just with one addon...

[@Stay_in_the_Corner_M.A.X]

Them screaming "CHAYENNE" every single time, reminds me of my 27y/o drunk ass being yelled at by my buddies not to get into trouble. Yes, I remember what happened once Im sobber and I am not sorry coz its hilarious. 😅✌ Also Chayanne also has his legendary big brother's aggression. LMAO

[@kikimi1261]

There's never been a day that I wished to be on a SMP as much as now

[@MoonaWolf-zq6tx]

Please get this part where chayanne throws his bread as philza drops water down to go get the bread but as he goes down then u hear missa screaming CHAYANNE as phil looks back and says "no don't follow daddy!" "DONT FOLLOW DAD NUUUU!" Ik that would be the best animatic/animation ever lol Time (4:56:31) is when that part happens lol

[@melaniep8761]

YES! I need a whole animation of Phil, Missa, and Chayanne

[@abbieblue3794]

Not me getting tired when they had story time

[@embreEmber]

What

[@HoodiegirlCP]

There’s no way that Chayanne is an AI. That definitely Hass to be a player.! But it is definitely funny!

[@Philza_VODS]

Yes all the eggs are player controlled!

[@HoodiegirlCP]

@@Philza_VODS oh I was right lol! But that makes it definitely funnier

[@v01dw4tch3r]

yea, at one point you see Chayanne place down seeds. forgot when but when i first saw it i went " huh ??" cause i thought it was AI at first. I wonder who they got to be the eggs?? lmao

[@v01dw4tch3r]

whoops, made that comment way earlier in the vid- yea it's clear that they are all player controlled, but that makes about 90% of everything earlier in the vod wAY funnier

[@montavious4748]

Hello everyone else coping after September 15th

[@IzzaTVv]

YEEEE

[@QSMPfan14]

It’s so cool seeing how far Qsmp has grown

[@tadesubaru1383]

I wish Luzu had been at this stream and that he'd been paired with Phil....

[@Pheonixphlame]

Phil’s stream emits such happy vibes

[@AlphanaII517]

Clearly chayanne likes the song

[@alexislee8868]

Phil was gonna name Cheyanne Dave, like the prank name Technoblade used 😭😭😭

[@ranun5973]

3:58:33 I fell out of bed laughing.

[@lil_cherubim]

First day in Almost got blown up by two creepers Got fed seeds First lullaby is the infamously eerie disc 13 Given a sword to be let loose upon the surface dwellers lmaoooo No wonder chayanne became a bit bloodthirsty

[@Crow_show]

I forgot Phil tried to feed Chayanne the seeds 💀

[@katherinehavegreen515]

Also, Phil being called darling gave me major flashbacks from that hunger games video XD

[@Unlimited_Powah]

4:05 - Stream Starts! 6:03 - Hardcore *2:59:26** - QSMP*

[@kuau_Queen-kiki-4652]

Philza with chayanne is just constant wheezing, laughing, smiling and i tiny sprinkle of worry for his safety whihe either having a slightly serious face or laughing and wheezing

[@Grace-AnnKaai]

I need to rewatch every qsmp vod for the chyannne and talulah🌸🥔

[@that_stone7741]

When chayanne was getting attacked by the creeper phillzas dadza mode was activated

[@Project_A0]

DeathDuo Moments. 3:51:13 4:48:55 5:33:21

[@angelzstarsx]

let's appreciate the fact that the chat screams "HI VOD WATCHERSSS" 😭😭

[@thegamerofartists7840]

Rewatching the vods to have a few more moments with my favourite eggs ❤

[@wrudrm]

have u heard the news abt the egg admins? chayanne, tallulah and richarlyson egg admin leaving the qsmp 😭💔

[@thegamerofartists7840]

@@wrudrm STOP IM IN AN ACTUAL GRIEVING PROCESS

[@wrudrm]

​@@thegamerofartists7840 ME TOO IVE BEEN IN A SAD MOOD SINCE THE PASS HOUR I CANT ACCEPT IT 😭💔 im gonna miss chay and llulah so much omfg

[@thegamerofartists7840]

​@@wrudrm THIS IS SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT THAN I THOUGHT

[@wrudrm]

@@thegamerofartists7840 I KNOOWWW I DONT EVEN REALISED THAT IM SOOO ATTACHED WITH THE EGGS 😭 it felt like im losing my own child 💔 what will happen with the qsmp now that the eggs arc is over... i thought i could see the eggs esp chay and llulah hatched and became a dragon but i guess not 💔

[@Diamond-gold_]

When Phill and Missa were telling Cheyenne a story, they basically just told the story of Tallulah and Cheyenne and it made me feel a little bit sad :’)

[@ashcornergang]

The fact that Chayanne acts the same now as he did then is amazing and we love him ❤❤ But yes so true

[@SlavaPak-m5t]

I just noticed that when qauckity was introducing the speech bubbles chayanne was the one he was talking to in the trailer

[@justron2558]

4:42:11 just listen and enjoy

[@katherinehavegreen515]

I'm getting such second hand happiness from Quackity in this! It must be amazing to be able to do something like that! I personally learned english from minecraft and I always liked when I went to a new community and non english speakers would play around and make inside jokes, but usually admins would shut it down because it was impossible to... well, administrate. This is so much better! All different languages hanging out! I love it, and really love it for him as a fellow latin american bilingual!

[@bubblesnstuff1458]

This might be stupid but im so happy that Irish is an option in the chat bubbles thing I grew up witg only Irish and its never included

[@thomasskye]

Yes! Although I never grew up around the language, I've been trying to learn Irish, and having that as an option could definitely help me- and others- learn!

[@mistiridungoen]

See u in another universe our little warrior o7

[@RoseQuartz-fe4xv]

STOP I'M GONNA CRY

[@malaikanyakyry6521]

So,Chayanne is our new brother?He will be crazy, just like us lol

[@quiixand1355]

Chayanne and Bobby have the most healthy parents lol😭

[@notanerdtv]

you could see the proud dad coming through when the live translate was introduced

[@OfficialEdwardNewgate]

3:14:38 chayanne is the one in the cinematic lmaooo

[@Pigz4]

philza saying a story is the most "awwwwww" moment ever

[@megshay7844]

He never played water catch 😅. This was awesome though ❤❤

[@MichaGamePlay]

Philza finally becoming what he's good at.

[@libbybitner5692]

3:58:50 Missa missed baby's first el backflipo

[@laurel9629]

4:02:56 Lullah dad forshadowing

[@MarleyLampson-oj4zi]

Kristen laughing in the backround had me dying😂😂

[@melaniep8761]

3:31:44 - Phil: oh i see how it is!! Foolish: yeah, much better 🤣🤣 bro has the right energy at least

[@Drag0n_k]

philza and missa is funny af

[@rev-law20c]

Hello! This comment is made during the month the eggs are still missing/gone. So, it is very weird to comeback to see how we first met the eggs for almost half a year ago. Also, I wonder if anyone else didn't expect this series would last this long too?

[@mickeymouse7341]

After finished watching QSMP and came back to rewatch the whole thing again. This is my personal cannon as to why Chayanne is Chayanne. On the first day of adoption, he was introduced to violence (3:50:40) and also introduced to spooky music. (3:58:14). I still missed those eggs 😭I'm happy the little huevos got a peaceful and bitter-sweet ending.

[@dragonfyre8928]

I came here to watch because someone made an animation about Chayanne having shades of Technoblade, and honestly i can see it! Long Live the King

[@Shellbell_1122]

My heart kinda broke because when Phil joined the event, I swear I heard techno. It was Fit but it still hurt 💔

[@Nightowl826]

Our little warrior 💪💪💪

[@oakenshadow6763]

Quackity really made something incredible. "I am a better Mexican!" "I am Swedish." I love these people. 4:49:56

[@jrose_6908]

4:09:59 My favorite part of Missa’s singing

[@jrose_6908]

4:50:00

[@carrotandpeas]

3:00:00 personal timestamp, where I left off before skipping through ☺