Hardcore & QSMP - Saving an egg & The Case Of Juanaflippa - Philza VOD - Streamed on April 12 2023

[@cloverheart]

the way my jaw DROPPED as jaiden delivered her opening statement. girl was born to do this wtf she absolutely ROCKED it

[@carasparks608]

As a court reporter watching it, she did a better job at an opening statement than some actual lawyers do. She thought about it and practiced what she was gonna do before!!! It was amazing!

[@cloverheart]

@Cara Sparks right!!! it reminded me of julie cooke hutchinson prosecuting for the dylan groves murder trial. SO good

[@nikoaugustine5415]

IKR she did so good ❤

[@Cally_bbykid]

Do y'all think the eggs were like "Chayanne you have to be here this shit is nuts."

[@KarimovPrime]

Someone wrote "GO JADE" while Jaiden was presenting her opening statement during the court case and that absolutely broke me.

[@KarimovPrime]

6:20:14

[@CraftingCat_IX]

Dude, are you a time traveler? The original comment was 8 days ago and the comment was 9 days ago

[@Stay_in_the_Corner_M.A.X]

I want this vibe for my very first court appearance. LMAO 😅

[@lucas34886]

@@KarimovPrime Bro nearly everyone was.

[@KarimovPrime]

​@@lucas34886 yeah, but it should've been "Go Jaiden" and he wrote just "GO JADE"

[@CentralGaming131]

Jaiden's opening statement was actually really awesome. It's like she was born to be a lawyer or something! Great confidence

[@uhyeah8035]

Charlie had the chance to do the funniest thing ever and ran with it

[@AngelaRoseHeart]

I love how foolish is learning lawyer lingos as if he's procrastinating for an exam!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

3:41:03 "Chayanne this house is made of nintendium, forged by furries and father Philza for a hundred generations (Said generations being of [that one bug that only lives for a day]), they quite literally had to have been supernatural threats from another dimension." 6:38:55 "Your honor, while it is true that much of what Slime did was for his child, how far did he actually go? I'll tell you how far he went, he made deals with the actual devil and proceeded to attack my child. My child has one life and would be in danger of true death should he attack again. I can agree that, as a parent, we would do anything for our eggs, but that is a two way street. Should he be allowed his egg once more, I believe that it would only be fair that he give reparations of some sort and never attack me or my egg ever again."

[@LauraVivian]

"throwing knives" "oh i'm out of knives" I just remembered Undertale now

[@SIeepyy_]

currently watching all the other qsmp streams and stuff and i can say that this looks like the most funnest server in the world!! :D

[@Myne33]

It’s a shame that Quackity hasn’t released the modpack that he made

[@OfficialEdwardNewgate]

I legit haven't enjoyed watching an SMP this much with phil ever since the peak of DSMP lmao

[@IsaacRXT]

​@@Myne33 you can see some of it on the top of the screen where it'll show you the mods that they used, but there's bound to be some more than that

[@edwardskinner-yp6py]

@@OfficialEdwardNewgateit wont be the same without tecno

[@bubblenugget9240]

Jaiden really cooked a full family 5 course meal💀

[@BreeBreeG]

This is absolutely one of my fav Qsmp vods. Love the way Phil gave the video and the way Jaiden crushed her opening statement.

[@SirKeladry]

Phil please show yourself sorting those backpacks on stream. It will be so satisfying

[@ihearnocomplaints]

6:01:28 FUCKING SOBBING AT THIS OMG JUST CASUALLY RUMMAGING THROUGH HIS PACK 😭😭😭😭😭

[@itsgraciemoon1068]

6:18:03 JAIDEN SLAYSSSSSSS

[@CoCoPuff331]

Wonder how the egg kidnapor got past phiza's safety box

[@metalapplesus]

Was fully expecting Phil to use the Chayanne bed breaking footage to counter Roier and Mariana blaming the weakness of the beds, since it's very clear Charlie did not one tap Chayanne's

[@Mendoxs_]

4:34:44 Bad's phrase is so much funnier in Spanish lol

[@coffeeafters3x]

SirJuez's voice is amazing!

[@auskasane4327]

Thank you vod!

[@ponygirlgamer]

3:52:10 is it bad that my first thought when I saw that was "That's Mezalea"

[@Michael-sm4cv]

btw yall if you are ever playing on a modpack and come across one of these 3:52:25, there is insane loot at the very top

[@Cally_bbykid]

I'm so glad Flippa is back but I seriously dotn think she should be raise by either of them. So can we sue Charlie next time for attempt murders on the other eggs and take away his custody? :D

[@kaleighwilsmore9648]

If you watched Charlie's streams you'll see he actually cared for Juana lmao.

[@h0p3sanddr3ams6]

he actually took care of Flippa the majority of her life, and only tried to kill out of despair and belief that if the others die, he’ll get his kid back- protect Charlie squad here i come

[@autisticaxolotlponies]

Charlie aggressively correcting The judge on flippa's gender makes me smile

[@AlphanaII517]

4:29:33 wishes come true ig 😂

[@Ryuumiiko]

7:09:17 tallulah spotted!!! Look at the map, Amapolita Is tallulahs minecraft username :D

[@lucas34886]

Bro said what’s another hour and twenty minutes (talking about the trial) and that’s around how long it takes bro predicted the future.

[@tadesubaru1383]

Does anyone have the timestamp where phil watches slime's attempt on chayanne's life?

[@purplespecter4833]

6:34:45

[@purplespecter4833]

6:50:40 and 6:53:00 are when the clips play in court

[@ElNinoPoba]

peepoSit Okayge your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy

[@IsaacRXT]

4:53:48 Chayanne's copying Jesus lmao

[@ieatpie315]

All the crashes with phil,,,, hes been cursed by the god he pissed off

[@iwtd6]

Deja Vu 4:59:31

[@tinysnow3181]

I've never watched Philza live before and I've just got twitch and this stream was great.❤❤❤

[@itsgraciemoon1068]

personal timestamp: 4:16:52

[@lilyalberta4255]

I’m just waiting to see chaynna in the god skin

[@casualcoma]

Let the record show it is extremely jarring to hear your state's name about 34 hours into a binge of philza qsmp vods. (Also my friends and i would probably implode if we met phil in an abandon Kmart)

[@ashtoncarter3424]

Thank you!

[@City_Mc]

Love how they are just trying to blame eachother for the crashing when it's obvious because they keep changing mods

[@auskasane4327]

After this court case the kill all the eggs case is next

[@Walmartasorus]

bruh that gun shot killed me then 6:07:35

[@the_demon_dog]

After watching this stream I’ve seen chayannes actual skin multiple times and she is a woman and philza s been thinking she a man

[@Philza_VODS]

Its an different admin controlling chayanne each time and sometimes the player model glitches out!

[@the_demon_dog]

@@Philza_VODS ohhhhh k

[@Wired_User]

@@Philza_VODS wait, so Chayanne isn’t the same person every time??? How will they properly bond with their parents??? 😂

[@Philza_VODS]

The admins talk with each probalily and have an idea of what to do for each egg

[@battery_forgot]

@@the_demon_dog even if it was the same person, the skin doesn't determine the gender x'd

[@byakiriam]

Amé el ataque de risa de Philza 5:54:05 10/10

[@nicoledanielacarrenomelean7077]

I am very grateful that you have uploaded the stream, I can never watch it live, although could you turn on the subtitles? I don't speak English, and would like to have at least an idea of what is being said, please.😅😅😅

[@blueblynd685]

Creo que, a menos que la persona escriba los subtítulos manualmente para todo el video, la única opción es usar la traducción automática al español (supongo que es su idioma nativo, no lo dijo) en las opciones de CC.

[@nicoledanielacarrenomelean7077]

​​​@@blueblynd685 lo que sucede es que los subtitulos no están disponibles 😅

[@Philza_VODS]

When he does QSMP translation should be underneath chat to the right of the screen. If it needs to be more accurate it takes a while to closed captions and i dont have that big of a team doing this currently, i am sorry for this inconvenience. - Mercy

[@GenAlph_]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ANOTHER VOD YAY BEEN WAITING :D

[@avragewaffle1497]

i watched this from start to finish it was late

[@avragewaffle1497]

(while it was live)

[@Toarnaa]

La cucaracha! La cucaracha! Ya no puede caminar! Porque le falta, Porque le falta, una Pata para caminar!

[@mech0p]

i like how they dont want yall wearing diamond but prot 8 is ok lol

[@Magrius_90]

Does anyone know what the name of the map- mod is?

[@TeiJay_]

journey map i think

[@Alidolado]

I LOVE JAIDEN she is so articulate, prepared before hand make a case! PROPS TO JAIDEN QUEEN ❤

[@dw4smash]

Did you saw the new zelda trailer yet? Want to see your reaction. Such an apic trailer 😎

[@kgoobee]

2:28:23

[@busy.editing]

I can't get popcorn it's 3 in the morning 😢

[@Legs_arent_needed_for_life]

38:50 my friend has four huskies to my knowledge might have five now.

[@christinaharrington9124]

4:33:00 Bad Me and my friends curse ALL THE TIME and we’re all 10 to 13

[@UnNormalSoup]

Yippee

[@Legs_arent_needed_for_life]

48:20 and people say there isn’t a God. God is so amazing.

[@fairyhxe]

Omfg… Mariana did NOT MISCLICK. he literally moved his mouse to hit the bed 😂

[@sern1225]

Yoo Jaiden tf?

[@agent_hush295]

122nd like

[@Luvs_ruby]

6:13:35

[@apolimeow]

5:54:31

[@gautambothra5188]

3:16:20