Harland Williams is Too Much for Tony Hawk | EP 171 | Hawk vs Wolf

Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis are joined by comedy legend Harland Williams. They discuss Kill Tony, Police Academy, and Harland Pitches his board of the future.
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[@PearlDrumsHead]

Harland wearing the old Juicy J shirt from the Stay Fly video I used to have the same one lmfao

[@Jojo-u6c]

Shane Gillis too

[@billionairio]

RIP Fudgie's calf 😢

[@captianawesome9240]

Harland Williams is priceless!!😂😂 He commits like Norm Macdonald. He's killing me!!😅

[@brendangreen6197]

yeah but Norm was funny.

[@captianawesome9240]

@@brendangreen6197 for sure. He was.

[@joseph7105]

Love that Jason and Harland are on the exact same wavelength!

[@18JR78]

2 comedians 😉 💯

[@redjack9999]

I love Harland. He is unstoppable. 😂 🇨🇦 😂 🇨🇦

[@tinosmo1]

It’s official Harland is the 2024 podcast guest of the year lol

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Harland is the best. He is a comedian that just enjoys making people laugh and trolling. He isn't trying to be a "Modern day philosopher".

[@brandonmelling771]

Exactly. He just likes being silly. And he's VERY good at it

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

If he heard you say he’s trolling he would spit in your face.

[@christianmichael3120]

Bless those cinnamon angels I cannot wait for this!!!

[@Retcon__]

Poor things are all puffed up

[@TheMadMedek]

Harland could be telling the truth and you’d never know it. He operates on so many levels of sarcasm and joke

[@cjc2611]

Harland's ability to bullshit a conversation to the extent that he does is special.

[@KillumiGnarly]

he's King of Nonsense lol

[@Nitrotix1]

Wow dude are you cereal?

[@kilamajaro1085]

Wow as a Jamaican I am shocked Harland actually knew the history of the cuss word bloodclaat 😅

[@HenritheHorse]

Lol Jason got Harland to get out of character to laugh!

[@benoitdeclercq9722]

brilliant idd

[@howardmyboy2]

“Smoother than Dolly Partin’s ass checks at a lemonade festival”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love Harland Williams.

[@howardmyboy2]

Cheeks. Damn autocorrect.

[@GASH_one]

You could just slide around on there like an elf in Barry Manilow's dildo drawer.

[@patmakesperfect]

The Juicy J shirt!!!

[@joeyparkhill8751]

Congratulations on the grandkid Tony!

[@greecemonkey9319]

I've never seen Harland break character at that cinnamon joke. Sooo funny

[@evanabbott2737]

There’s a lot of puffed up kids in there!”😂

[@markf3940]

@@evanabbott2737and best part is Jason probably was being sincere and it made Harland break

[@australian6983]

Time please?

[@greecemonkey9319]

8:32 ​@@australian6983

[@marina9583]

Amazing!!!!! Also Tony congratulations on the grandkid!!!

[@LeadMuffins]

I think you mean congrats on the sick new board.

[@marina9583]

​@@LeadMuffins My bad!! Completely agree first the board and the next the grandkid

[@ordinarypete]

I ain’t messing with CrunchVac. Nope.

[@noNdeSCRIpt732]

HAR-BLING art on decks... that'd b cool.

[@C_R_B_R_E_A_K_R]

Is Harland wearing the 3 6 mafia/shane Gillis tee?!?!?!

[@twillymantheoneandonly5587]

100% he is. I wonder how many people will catch that. Its the loadest t-shirt ever haha

[@christopherkendrex8075]

I was gonna say that!

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Everything Harland says and does is calculated. He has 100% seen that clip of MSSP 😂

[@Justrose1137]

It’s just a 3 6 mafia shirt lol you don’t have to say Shane Gilliam just cause he has one lol

[@Mojo-exe]

I came here to say that too

[@johnrohrbaugh7217]

Holy shit! I can not wait to Jason's take on Harland! 😂😂😂 If Mateo grinds his gears, Harland is gonna destroy this episode!!

[@HenritheHorse]

Have you seen Jason in Harland's podcast?

[@EarthWalkerOne]

Harland's style of comedy is a little out of Jason's element, but Jason actually respects Harland.

[@sebastianwhalin743]

Jason has done multiple pods with him before. They actually vibe pretty well. Harland brings out the best in him

[@johnrohrbaugh7217]

My apologies for being ignorant to the many Ellis/Harland interactions beforehand. I am beyond humbled by the internet once again.

[@sebastianwhalin743]

@johnrohrbaugh7217 You were right though, Harland did destroy this episode!

[@ianray8823]

Harland "my guy" Williams

[@DstrtdMnd]

Harland is a good artist. I think a limited edition board designed and signed by him and you two guys would be awesome. (And a severe discount for me since i thought of it 😅)

[@junipersnow1]

Im still skating at fkn 54, its so crazy seeing Tony Hawk the shy guy from Bones Brigade #1 is now actually one of the more out spoken skaters of our time !!!.... Never would have thought it back in the day, very proud of what Tony did for Skateboarding.... Thats right old school days, West Coast had Del Mar bowls , but we were skating monster ramps like Mt Trashmore Va. beach hide away or The classic Barn Ramp only the selected few pros & bros got to skate up in NJ.... Fun times, now mainly just down hilling Colorado's 13k foot passes now. This was fun show , thanks all

[@junipersnow1]

OOh, I want to be gifted a board someday. Also skated Mt. Tamapias in N. Cal. back in the day.... After the no skating signs were put up, 89 ish... What is it a 11 mile downhill or 7 miles with lots of power slides? Back then we would glue layers of cut up plastic milk jugs and shoe goo them to work gloves, now we have special made velcro plastic downhill gloves. oh how the time have changed.

[@Jim_OnToast]

This was the most unhinged episode yet I love it 😅

[@dot_t]

Every which way but loose was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid! 50 somethings unite! LoL Love you guys! ❤️✨

[@jayburd4225]

I can't tell what's a bit and what's not.... typical Harland

[@marvwhite1965]

I have gone from cringing to laughter to cringe 10x now, and I'm only at the second ad spot.

[@ordinarypete]

47:38 Tony remembering he’s next to two comedians. 😂 #NomNomNom

[@chrhadden]

i had somewhere to be and i blew it off to watch this. i couldnt just wait until later

[@OlyDave]

Harland must've rolled shane for his juicy jay shirt

[@personious_k]

Holy crap this was so good!

[@Pat_Gunter]

'We're on a podcast, not a daydream cast." HW

[@thegoldenagetvshow]

Sorry to be that dude but y'all misspelled Woodward

[@RevengeAvenger]

Tony hanging with Harland effortlessly whilst Jason was trying. Poor jason Rich Tony

[@The3leggedhusky]

Most people try and out Harland for being a bs weaver but Jason and Tony just go along with him. I’ve never seen Harland break like that before lmao

[@Old_man_Rob]

The smart ass meter broke on this one , sarcastic juice smoked it 😎🤷‍♂️😜😂😂😂

[@stangreen5920]

hands down in my top 5 episodes Harland is super creative and witty very entertaining Thanks 👍 have him back in the future

[@MIKEMOSSGONNAFLOSS]

These GEN X'ers are Hip!!! 🛹💀

[@StelioKontos11]

Bro the board bit. LI6000, low income 6000😂😂. Had me dying

[@alpegg75]

Jason and Harland are the duo we never knew we needed. After the Harland HWY episode, now this, I'm convinced they were best friends in a previous life and have now rediscovered each other.

[@TrulyNowhereMan]

Harland looking like a Super Gremlin. You gotta charge that shirt up in the sun

[@uNVme130]

I love it 😂 Tony around bit heavy people is always funny, this is gonna be next level.

[@adriansk8s]

I think Tony’s income is too high for the LI6000. 😂 1:04:02

[@doobieblaze1628]

RIP Fudgie✌️❤️

[@chrisstuder5844]

Can we say, KEY LIME PIE DISEASE!!!!!! I call it before it happens. He's been saying it a lot lately.

[@SteveSiz]

JE: Gray Nurses; are you familiar with that shark? HW: oh..I love when seniors still work

[@woodcox0171]

Man I had shit to do but I would not turn this off. I’m still giggling. “Getting them more spread out. Like their eyes.” 💀💀👻

[@ericsanchez2952]

😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ one of the best episodes so far.

[@Obitai2700]

This is the best episode ever omg hahaha

[@benkordus886]

I don’t skate, but I’d buy a board with that graphic. Harlem, bringing the heat.

[@marvinshenk]

Your talking Gargonzola, but clearly it's Brie time baby.

[@graxjpg]

been waiting on this one. they met on the tom green show, its all on youtube here

[@Fjordo11]

Thanks for this, Harland is Canadian royalty.

[@PrinXessDime]

I think it took Jason a couple minutes to get Harland was joking about the cinnamon charity 😂😂

[@ace_life7079]

This is going to be EPPIC!

[@ace_life7079]

P.S. I ❤ THIS SHOW!

[@workn_thrash001]

The funniest thing about this podcast is that skating a bunch of rural areas in the late 80s 80s and early 90s all of Harlans weird trick names and comments are stuff you might actually hear from the locals in any given spot.😂😂😂

[@chrisoliver8423]

Best guest yet !!! 😅 Listening to Tony Laugh hard, makes me happy. Hahaha Awesome episode gent's

[@PossumSwanger4]

Harland is one of my absolute favorites! Makes me happy to see him on here this was awesome and it was a hilarious episode.. 😂❤😂

[@ryanpatrick3284]

Harland Williams is partially responsible for a portion of my personality. 🤣 Jim Carrey, Harland, Robin Williams, Farley… are on my Mt Rushmore of comedy.

[@tralalalatrollin]

Almos called u the nwerd

[@shadowaccount]

How original......

[@hipsterdoofas329]

Going to see Harland live this weekend. Check his dates, see him if hes in your town, support real comedy!

[@patmakesperfect]

This is why im up at 8am every monday!

[@j0nall3n]

Two of the best podcasts combined... Goku and Vegeta Fusionn Hah! Power level well over 9000!

[@Thurston86]

F’ing Great Guest! 🤘👽👽👽

[@michaeltaylor4939]

Fun Episode. Sharks are kool af....but killer whales are Gansta. They flip great whites on their backs and then jack their livers and leave them to bleed out

[@MattHunX]

I only saw this guy when he had Bill Burr and Michael Rosenbaum on his podcast, which is why I watched (he's long-time friends with both of them) and he's such a weird dude. In a good, funny way. :)

[@Sir_Noble_Long_D]

I'm not going to do, What everybody thinks I'm going to do, I'm not going to freak out!

[@jeremyinthewild]

Ha watching Tony and Jason try to stay with the plot twists was great. Fudgy and the calf 🤣🤣

[@jeffelliott3439]

Harland has the Shane gillis drunk ordered shirt .and it's amazing hHaha...first thing he says "are you awesome ?"

[@Panzer435]

Christian McCaffrey’s is injured right now. sorry Jason.

[@V3v15c3r8]

Jason would do a good job as a guest on Kill Tony. Really enjoyed his back and forth with Harland.

[@jaime7203]

Did you see his appearance on KT.Tony didn't know he did comedy now."oh, you're trying stand-up..?"😏

[@jstma6201]

Amazing pod....ty guys💌💌 the cross over we def needed😆🤘

[@dcw8284]

Warning!!!! do not attempt to eat while watch this episode! I almost died twice.

[@usernameonutube]

lol I heard him do the cinnamon angels joke before sk knew what was coming hahahahha

[@Ctpg93]

i got a wolf knives patch at brea improve and sewd it onto my jacket already 🤙

[@csauce22]

Woww the Juicy J shirt!

[@benoitdeclercq9722]

whatever it is, HW took all of it all the time for a long time.

[@strideygamingjesters5393]

FFFFing hilarious..

[@sneakyalpaca5167]

From coolest dad to coolest grandad Gratz Tony!

[@Cas_anova]

Can't wait for the Li8000🔥 For real though, let Hardland design a deck through one of your companies. It would totally work.

[@sethEtheshark82]

Funniest episode ever

[@noahpierce8155]

"We'll do a cinnamon test" 😅 Let's see the cinnamon challenge

[@mrmj2397]

Yes! You guys should have more Canadians on the show ... those guys r hilarious!!

[@Striicky]

Update for Jason: That generation 4runner he got is probably even cooler and more sought upon to this day. Incredible vehicle

[@NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE]

And I'll say this name again cuz I keep dropping it cuz I'm dying to watch the interview between you and stefan Janoski. Stefan was the subject of a Vice video recently about how he became the world's most successful skateboarder. Synopsis: From Underground Hero to Skate Icon | Epicly Later'd: This video is about how Janoski became a skate icon after taking the skating world by storm in the early 2000s with his casual riding style. Nike signed him after seeing his video parts.

[@Ronsino.]

This episode is an absolute riot. Lost it multiple times, especially once they get into the board segment. Thank you for hosting Harland. Tony fed into the humor and was fantastic, Ellis fully understood the assignment. Great episode.

[@sethmichaelpinder]

So excited!!!

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

in the Canadian Mafia Harland is known as MR CRAZY LIPS because he throws the cops off with his mumbo jumbo

[@darude]

:D :D :D :D :D

[@israelloyaakawazoo4205]

Double immigrants trick pic on the beginning awesome 😂😂😂

[@northdwarf]

I think I speak for many people when I say: Is there new THPS game on the way? 😄

[@HenritheHorse]

No, the game industry is going down.

[@ryanpearson4587]

RAD

[@evilsun1000]

Amazing episode!!😂😂

[@andrewdavid9412]

Harland's film "RocketMan" is a massively underrated comedy. I never get tired of watching it.

[@Broken_Orbital]

"it looks like a giant ripe blue berry.."

[@andrewdavid9412]

@@Broken_Orbital "Call me mommy!"

[@Broken_Orbital]

@@andrewdavid9412 "I lost my pants"

[@locustreign6853]

oh my....popped this on after getting home from work and my man has me belly laughing....soo good.😅😅

[@12centcomicsandcards]

Still remember my first board in 2000 when I was 6 grabbed a birdhouse blue hawk skull deck and it was beautiful. Love you Tony!

[@user-um3wj1uy8c]

this podcast gives me life. " jason's shark riff was hilarious. harland is the goat. also tony destroyed me with "youre not gonna mall grab it. youre gonna gronna grab the shaft 💁‍♂ tony is legit hilarious with his timing.

[@itstruemammanon7448]

where to get the LI 6000

[@rickingcrew7270]

Great show - had me giggling and jiggling Like Dolly Parton’s but at a lemonade stand on my train commute. Was looking for titanium skidmarks the whole time

[@Tlicious04]

Favorite hawk&wolf episode to date ♥️♥️ absolutely the most fun chemistry!

[@RustOnWindows]

“ We’ll let’s not touch “