Bert HIJACKED The Emmys Party | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

[@mikebrogen2709]

Berts Accent Impressions: Italian-Kermit French-Kermit German-Kermit Dutch-Kermit Swiss-Kermit African-Kermit Russian-Kermit Chinese-Kermit Japanese-Kermit Vietnamese-Kermit Iranian-Kermit Indian-Kermit

[@irish7611]

Yes!!!!😂

[@sabaaghaie9426]

Exactly😂

[@65Zim]

He sounds like the bear from the Cleveland show to me 😂

[@maximd.d]

LMAO

[@Henrydingus01123]

“…and Bert, I promise I’ll make a documentary while I try to solve your murder.” I’m absolutely in tears 🤣

[@bikelife_bhill907]

Tom is like Bert's therapist!🤣🤣 he's the only one that can actually understand him.😂😂

[@rams812]

The glasses really complete the look lol

[@Lanneyah]

He has therapist voice though so it works

[@DDrrjj_j]

Bert sold me nazi memorabilia behind a Whole Foods

[@abraziel22]

was it a tea cup

[@Sterl8552]

@@abraziel22burnt pulls around a 40 foot enclosed trailer packed full of it

[@yew2oob954]

Technically, everything Bert owns is Nazi Memorabilia.

[@samanthab1923]

I saw some Nazi stuff being sold at a local flea mkt in NJ. The Confederate flags were over in PAz

[@devinstorm5778]

​@@Sterl8552does he carry the double Styrofoam full of vodka?

[@CaptainNeo727]

My favorite part about burtt is he thinks he has some secret information about being an alcoholic but hasn’t realized he has all the same behaviors as just a regular alcoholic dad😂😂

[@StanleyKubick1]

bro thinks he invented functional alcoholism. a literal malignant narcissist

[@samanthab1923]

There is nothing special about him. I imagine being around him is a nightmare

[@ar007r]

Theres a reason the first step to recovery is accepting that you have a problem. For anything.

[@zackstager5649]

A functional alcoholic Millionaire

[@CaptainNeo727]

@@zackstager5649 the one and only birt fan

[@ForrestRooney]

You'd think soemone who feared death so much would lead a healthier lifestyle lmao 😅

[@jamesmontano2618]

Bahahahahaha thought the exact same 😂

[@Csyellow15]

I love burtrem genuinely trying to fix traits about himself. I feel like there’s a noticeable difference from now compared to 20 episodes ago

[@owensteezy9448]

Tom-- "What did you think that was, a credit score??" 😂😂 Pure gold

[@JustABloke28]

Bert's head looks like a blood blister

[@porks8947]

cute dog

[@CaptainNeo727]

Phenomenal dog

[@randahlliebelt8603]

@@JustABloke28 🤣

[@DannyLynch123]

Yeah he looks like a skin tag when he puts his arms out 😅

[@kellypryor9660]

I would gives this two likes if I could

[@Magaman5959]

Bert's red alcoholic face make me wanna quit drinking

[@Makabert.Abylon]

Sometimes you just need a reality check.. look this is where you will end up, looking like a bloated toad. Best of luck!

[@DannyLynch123]

I had a workmate who in the morning would look like that and like a toad you stood on, eyes bulging and everything, he's now taken early retirement and in a bad way, Bert really needs to take a look at it 😬🥵

[@boicutt]

more likely trt iks causing his redness

[@EXRICHEX]

@@boicutt he looked like that before trt. It doesn't help, but he has high blood pressure, drinks, and takes test. 3 things you don't normally do together.

[@wasteland6961]

Burp is one of the reasons I quit drinking. Going on 4 years. I refused to end up like that.

[@gian-phillipelomena8711]

Bort actually asking follow-up questions about the self loathing thing was awesome, Tom being transparent in that way was pretty cool, and relatable!

[@redbirdindustry5864]

I used to like Burt. Still try to but I get what everyone says about his mannerisms. Making everything about himself and talking over everyone

[@jacobiwilson3887]

Don't forget his squealing

[@Googlemytube007]

Yea, that's why we love him. He honestly doesn't care about anyone but himself. That's how everyone should be.

[@reedusurrights2547]

@@Googlemytube007no lol the majority of us don’t like him anymore and that’s why the eps with Tom alone vs Bert alone have 4x the views clown….. I try hard to like Bert still but I’m lying to myself when I listen to him cause if I knew him in real life I’d never talk to him and avoid him at all costs. People should be considerate and care about everyone around them as well as them selves not just full blown narcissistic like Bert is lol. If your like Bert and feel like you “get him” then bud you should go see a psychiatrist and let them tell you this isn’t normal behaviour

[@jacobiwilson3887]

@@Googlemytube007 what? Everyone should be a selfish self absorbed person? Agree to disagree. That would be equally as bad as gay pride because that's sin squared.

[@onyxmoonasquad1]

The fact he went over the cancer thing and it didn’t even cross his mind that his best friend‘s wife just got over cancer it’s kind of crazy to be honest.

[@cptmtns]

Blart needs a shock collar that activates any time he tries to talk over someone

[@eddygil2497]

The last 20 mins of this episode reminds me of the OG days. Love that energy 🤣👌

[@PnuttyBuddy]

"It's yowers big booy." 😂

[@Theboy1798]

Bert loves to talk about himself so much.

[@patriceclassic74]

I wish I could hear Tom talk

[@InglouriousBradsterd]

That's how you talk when you're rich....you poor bum.

[@isaiahsmith7987]

What? are you deff, turn the volume up and turn of subtitles. He speaks every ep😅

[@harrisondowney2250]

Tom talks werent that popular, i assume thats why he stopped doing them lol

[@bagchaser2k789]

😂

[@BDTPBO]

I know. I tune in to hear about his clean eating and work out routines. Instead I have to hear about Bert’s partying.

[@scottobrien1289]

It's hilarious when Bert calls other people fat, two fat people kissing 😂

[@TheVictumLess]

I love how sadistic Tim is, keeping Bret on this podcast is probably hilarious to him. Laughs himself to sleep every night reading these comments.

[@ptfarm1704]

@@TheVictumLess ……coming everywhere.

[@Afraidofbutts]

Def not. He’s a human and it probably hurts him knowing people like you talk shit on his friend

[@JordanPhelps-xn5sz]

God damn I got into 2 bears because Bert was hilarious. For him to become more and more annoying is an impressive feat. Let Tom speak. He’s a brilliant fucking comedian. If anything in Bert’s rambles it’s made me appreciate Segura more and more.

[@TonyMarselle]

No tom is not. Have you seen most recent special? It was really bad. He didn't even try.

[@francissteven89]

he was funny when Tom asked him if he is drinking kool-aid

[@shinjicarter]

​@TonyMarselle the closer being a "weed is strong" joke was pretty bewildering

[@JP-dx8xt]

Tom must be fresh off the set of "The Poors" with that makeshift work shirt.

[@ziggykorn1]

I kept thinking there was ash on my phone

[@andrewf6111]

Berts sister "cahdie"? I bet my life its Katie, and this is a "nightmere" situation.

[@MrAlimanol]

Yeah, but does she have tutus ?

[@A212K]

I think it's Kottie

[@andrewf6111]

@@A212K yeah that's a name

[@daegiovanni5864]

​@@MrAlimanol I dunno, let's get Ben uh-FFleck in here, see what he thinks

[@Penguin-K427]

@@daegiovanni5864 I hear he has some wild tuh-toos

[@gian-phillipelomena8711]

Can’t wait for Bert and Tom to play all of those guitars one day

[@charliedillon1400]

Couple of out of tune $5k guitars that no one ever touches except the maid when she dusts them off.

[@MrDan47]

How can so many people not get Tom's shirt. He's making fun of Bert's stained ass shirt from the previous episode

[@YesBruv105]

Oh ok, that makes more sense. I thought he'd spent big money on a shirt that looks like he's in the middle of painting his house.

[@houghtbydesign2623]

I thought my laptop screen was dirty hehehehe

[@npm5001]

Oh, I thought after he tried a wash cloth he was going all in on the poor lifestyle

[@internetj3r]

Nope. It’s gallery dept. paint spray shirt. They make them like that.

[@reedusurrights2547]

@@internetj3rlink? Or are you as full of bs as we all think?

[@YikesJMill]

I love episodes like these haha little honesty/little howl laughing/funny stories/real stories and just two best friends geeking out together brings me back everytime 😂😭

[@richkrupansky1339]

Bart looks like he is about to stroke out.

[@alexanderson9442]

Holy shit that was the greatest ending to an episode ever😂😂😂 oh my God 😂😂 Tom you fucking kill me holy shit😂😂😂 I'm actually dying right now 😅😅😅

[@taylorthecurator]

It was really big of Tom not to mention Burt's double amputation. True class act

[@sammie578]

I was a fan of Bert for years but my god, it's tough now. He brags about his trash behavior while managing to believe that he really is a phenomenal person. I hope his inner circle can help him.

[@BasillicA2048]

Tom is becoming Bert's therapist

[@jarkinmalarkin]

Respect to these guys introspection on life. Berts and especially Tom's stand up is way better than most people. I think Tom would be more extroverted with alcohol.

[@CastAway2024]

I love how bert does all the talking n its all about him

[@dmrmuller]

Bert s hijacker impersonation sounds like Cristina mocking her kids LMAO

[@loganforbes7189]

“The other type of revenge, is just in succeeding”. Thanks T

[@nicholaskennedy8173]

Bert sitting on the couch with his legs under him seems like foreshadowing when he gets his legs removed due to diabetes

[@GatsbyMyself]

Bert looks like Lt. Dan.

[@rjvsmb]

Ha!

[@El_R97]

He is talking about chalino sanchez, the OG of narco corridos

[@randymchenry3462]

Yeah with the note? And still continuing to sing is wild!

[@d.dickens6354]

Yeah that video is fucking eerie

[@El_R97]

Yeaaa ​@@randymchenry3462

[@El_R97]

​@@randymchenry3462 yeaah

[@grahamsluder2378]

Incredible how Bert thinks every accent is the same. Italian and middle eastern are apparently the same. A true cool guy that doesn’t really know he’s a cool guy

[@mangopearlz8923]

Honestly, this is one of the most relatable topics they've discussed.

[@DarthRaider117]

I was at Bert show in Vegas. He’s phenomenal and he turned a lot of this conversation into his jokes.

[@angelologan1601]

Bert been hilarious the last couple weeks

[@gustavwalgren7665]

This was the best episode, with the both of you, in months

[@afkafk129]

Time to kick Bert off the shows.

[@likwidmagik]

Yes, kick him off his own show, lol. Good luck with that.

[@jacobiwilson3887]

Only in our dreams

[@SCx4]

Awesome! Another episode of Tom listens to Bert.

[@rayoliver3367]

Tom’s impersonations are top tier lowkey 😂

[@to8860]

Make it about yourself Bert!!

[@eduardolucio194]

Bert needs to watch The Fat Electrician! His videos on historical people are amazing and hilarious

[@chiefkeith5641]

I’ll bet my savings the same people hating on Bert and Tom currently love Shane Gillis but will hate him in 5 years. I’m also a poor so that’s about $7 worth a bet.

[@AaronBr00mfie7d]

I really appreciate how approachable people from the Philippines are. I’ve visited that awesome nation three times, since I met my Filipina wife in Vancouver. I’ve asked countless Canadian Filipinos if they speak Tagalog, and never received any attitude. Filipinos and Filipinas assume good intent when you’re chatting with them. What an awesome culture. I’m trying to learn Tagalog so I can understand my wife when she cusses me out 😂

[@jasonschaffer5299]

Bert constantly repping The Clink Room hats!

[@rossgates7269]

Best part of Mondays 🐻🐻

[@MattyTACsavage]

This shows become 2 Bears 1 therapy session

[@randahlliebelt8603]

Bert looking swole and not in a good way

[@rjvsmb]

Swollen.

[@randahlliebelt8603]

@@rjvsmb 🤣

[@nakmuay7705]

He looks like big, sweaty, red balloon that's just about to pop. Honestly, it's almost nonsensical but i didn't mind him at all in the beginning and I really can't take him for more than 2 minutes, then the rage boils up all the way from my toes the I 'sperg out, yell NO! Then shut it off.

[@Midbrainxo]

Tom’s impression of his oldest and Bert are the exact same and it’s f**king priceless to me.

[@AlexBush_Shorts]

Hundreds of podcast episodes in & Bert is just now learning that you should give the person you're interviewing the floor to speak - incredible.

[@ScorpionP2C]

Bert not realizing Bob Iger has destroyed Disney and thinks he's a stud is so Bert.

[@jacksaunders9949]

I wonder if Blurt will let Tom speak this episode

[@KBRTG]

calling him blurt made me laugh harder than anything that happened in the episode 😂

[@mikeythompson8331]

Never seen the pod eh?

[@healthhabits79]

Nope

[@06wrxsti1]

can we go a single episode without Bret making gross mouth noise

[@krisdoke]

I legitimately forget about this podcast. I was scrolling and saw it. How crazy I used to wait each week to see the next episode.

[@krucialkutz001]

As soon as Bert starts talking I regret pushing play....

[@KJL95Productions]

Y’all just brighten up my day 🤣

[@timhensley1415]

I love hearing Burt talk and Tom reeling him back in😂🤣😭

[@xXGrimReapxrXx]

“You do not.” In response to Bert admitting his dirty talk 😂😂

[@thelightwielder]

9:20 the only way Bert is 238 is if his stomach was sitting on the towel rack when he was on the scale.

[@yeasyboy87]

Full on Homer vibes

[@corythurman9448]

Beert is anxiety.

[@18Callahan]

Everything about Bert is “fake live”.

[@checkersssss9]

I keep glancing at the screen and thinking Bert has no legs 😂

[@m.naja148]

Bert constantly saying he’s keto 🙄 you aren’t keto if every time you’re talking about it you’re eating non-keto lol

[@YogidancingBear]

Omg, I can't believe how terrible Bert looks. He must be so sick. Poor guy, it's so sad to see him like this.

[@wakenow1]

But didn't you hear? He's the healthiest he's ever been!

[@MickeyValentineLondon]

Alcoholism is a disease he has since college

[@gratesagag4948]

It's only funny when Tom does it

[@babiegirl231]

Tom has that good wealthy laugh 1:04:18

[@jasonschaffer5299]

Bert hits a vape pen 4-5 times before bed. That’s so adorable!!!! This guy smoking 3-4 bowls before bed.

[@killak3359]

Lee Ann is the only person self centered enough to show up to a dinner with celebrities and say nobody cared about me??!!😂😂 Ofc Lee Ann your the most in interesting person at the table your not a celebrity😂😂 lmao that made my night.

[@jameshedden2260]

That "you do NOT" was so genuine😂😂😂

[@czarcthulhu2630]

The grand wizard has arrived!

[@popeye697]

Alakazam!!!!!!

[@ctg4818]

Waiting for Bret to discover he can wear 4 watches instead of 2 if he puts them on his ankles.

[@zenape619]

I'm seeing four watches on one arm and an iPad strapped to the other like he's in Dragonball Z.

[@austingordon1701]

Bert giving the 9/11 hijackers a bad Italian accent😂😂

[@buckeyegirl16]

I still enjoy watching these guys cuz I go into it with the mindset that Bert is gonna be ridiculous with what he says and does and I enjoy watching Tom react to Bert's insanity lol.

[@unclecreed2986]

I'm Keto, so then I ate 6 In and Out burgers. Then the way he cleared his throat I thought he was having a heart attack.

[@drblack66]

Brent wanting to drag death out is his best work yet

[@bubbasage9572]

This was a super fun way to finally see Berts social credit die. People talk about Tom saying poor's while Bert does it to people in his industry...

[@donkeykong5384]

Bert calling Tom boring when his whole personality is attributed to alcohol blows my mind.

[@irish7611]

One more week and Bart is one more inch closer to his coffin ⚰️ 😂 😂😂 … love it, keep throwing em back Bart.

[@Nooouhh]

"Better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt" -Ole Abe

[@taylorthecurator]

They finally had to remove Bernt's legs I see

[@taylorslade6978]

Man Bert speaks at the rate of like 2000 words per thought. Literally will just repeat and state the obvious to buy more time just to nothing.

[@pyropakman]

“Good jawlines can’t melt steel beams” hahahahahahahah

[@Smitty9430]

Bert looking like the fat vampire in blade 1

[@stedwards311]

Bert doing his best Swedish Chef impression for a hijacker: "Is this the right accent?"

[@windowtweeker]

I was at the show in Eugene and Tim did great! You bet I'm coming up in May! Oh, I can feel it!! Love Ed Asner!

[@AWelker]

The ending with Barts sex talk could go down in history with the kool aid cup

[@DarthTeddy3944]

Bert hijacked the Emmys, and another episode of 2 bears

[@brendacontreras2341]

In the beginning Bert is talking about Chalino Sanchez. He’s was a BADASS

[@zacmccay1020]

Great opportunity for us all to understand Burt a little better.

[@joshuamcinally9662]

Bert getting embarrassed over sex is the funniest thing ever

[@jorgeluna5875]

This is your bussy beer! lol 😂

[@billbarry763]

Tom pretending he paints his own house... If not for show, wouldn't he just send one of his minions to fetch a fresh shirt? Love you guys! T & B Forever!

[@endrikhernandez466]

I wish people could stop complaining about who's talking too much or not enough, I love this 2 guys especially when it's a free show

[@gregma63]

Exactly!!!

[@schrippe24]

Bart asking Tom how to listen to someone talking about something that he isn’t interested in makes so much sense.

[@norcalhighlife]

Ppl hate Bert because he says the vulnerable crazy shit we all think sometimes and it scares us that hes relatable sometimes

[@blackopps51]

31:50 bert almost slipped up and said "chicks" lmaoo

[@Sonofgrievous]

As obsessed with death, Bert sure is running head first into its dark embrace