Harland Williams Punched a Giraffe | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 116

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The Rocket Man himself meets up with Dumb and Dumber today! Harland is easily one of our favorite guests. Please show him love in the comments and reach out to him in a positive way on his socials. We were so excited to have him on the show ❤️✂️ How can you not have a great weekend with an episode like this one today? 😊

[@Itsnej]

Love ya Jeremiah , you’re absolutely killing it with the content lately 🤙

[@20ggould]

Just love watching you guys always a Good Friday!!

[@grantpowell4135]

Your ability to not laugh consistently from Harland is truly remarkable. Scissor bros all love

[@UncleDron8]

Just saw Harland live a couple weeks ago, and my checks hurt from laughing so hard.

[@dragonrat132]

Have a great weekend scissor bros!

[@TheFishyBeats]

The “well, if you’re gonna laugh…” gets me every single time on every podcast he does 😂

[@icyqueen8296]

That and when he goes quiet and stares into the camera.

[@jasonleon8788]

“Well maybe this isn’t the podcast for me then..”

[@cassidyerickson7408]

Dude it's so fuckin funny😂😂😂

[@cassidyerickson7408]

​@@jasonleon8788😂😂😂

[@oobieo]

Same, I'm just getting into him but that line gives me so much joy

[@weetbixboi1679]

Harland is the calmest wildest person ever

[@colbymarshall45]

This is 100% accurate. I've watched this 10 plus times and I laugh so hard. Especially the taxidermy bit.

[@HawaiianPunch557]

Harland saying "well" like he's offended will forever crack me up

[@cassidyerickson7408]

It's so good lol

[@Shannon-vv6rr]

It's up there with Dr Phil's "We'll be right back actually let's hold it right here" 😂

[@cassidyerickson7408]

@@Shannon-vv6rr much better then that lol

[@Shannon-vv6rr]

​​​​​​@@cassidyerickson7408not a fan of Dr Phil? Man I just started watching Adam Rays Dr Phil clips and I'm imagine Harland, Jeremy, Steebie and Dr Phil in a room 😂 the Harland dr Phil one cracked me up sm. Those four on an interview that would be great but.. rip scissorbros 😢 ✂️✂️✂️✂️ Harland and Dr Phil chaotic asf and lost duo and i love it lol. Tickles me compared to some others. I like the weirdos 😂 honestly to me they're both top tier and were underrated as hell for a long time Oh and when Dr Phil gets aggressive and starts threatening the audience it cracks me up 😂 both fantastic at doing characters for sure! Harlands a genius no doubt, no disagreement there! Pure talent 😂

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI]

The fake hand during the scissors absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christopherkendrex8075]

You can see him reach down for it! I can't stop laughing

[@henrygalvan9333]

I thought it was real lol

[@3M0NSTER3]

Brooooo 😅😂🤣

[@BiggyJones]

Harland is a legend, so happy to start seeing him with my favorite comedy podcasts

[@BiggyJones]

This episode was phenomenal, great way to start the weekend. Literally couldn't stop laughing

[@KevinC1990]

You know he hosts a comedy podcast right?! 😂

[@BiggyJones]

@@KevinC1990 yes, and his episode with Andrew Santino is amazing. So it's nice to see him on other podcasts as well, not just his own

[@georgearevalo4365]

Never seen him , glad I did tho . An interesting human he is

[@lordfordification]

​I saw his movie RocketMan when I was a kid, I wonder if it still holds up.

[@key2yap13]

The fake hand bit killed me , Jeremiah's face when he realized , I was cryingggg 😭😭😂😂😂😂 Harland is just a comedy genius 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@ericyi1184]

LOL

[@Dane_B_Reilly]

That bit made them both cry with laughter! Me too lol

[@evanabbott2737]

I just love how Harland’s like: “oh, yeah! just cue me up, and I’ll follow along!”😂

[@Kas3-]

I was fucking shocked☠️

[@xanthoussouls]

Best guest in the business, thanks for making Friday better Scissor Boys

[@DrEaMsNoEviL]

He really is. Everything he’s on is gold

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

He's so fucking good.

[@mkim1311]

genuinely the hardest I've laughed this year, best indeed

[@macstar95]

He's fucking amazing.

[@sydkilliansound]

12 minutes in and Harland is already one of my favorite guests yet. I love this ❤

[@mandeejanssen8600]

Jeremiah’s ability to just roll with the guests antics, and be on the same level as, no matter who it is, always impresses me.

[@maillardsbearcat]

Santino's like that too.

[@rickricky6421]

And Steve’s ability to bring those bits to a halt always impresses me.

[@mandeejanssen8600]

@@rickricky6421 😂😂

[@mandeejanssen8600]

@@maillardsbearcat he is for sure!

[@newonevery740]

​@@rickricky6421and asking is this a bit? I really don't know if he believes that Harland hunts giraffes or not

[@StinkyBuster]

This episode has me crying at my desk at work lmao 😂 Harland is the perfect scissorbros guest

[@StinkyBuster]

Ok I just got to the part where Steve leans in to breath in Jeremiah's fart and it almost ruined the whole episode lol 🤮

[@maurovargas394]

I am at a choffee shop, eating and laughing my ass off.. Realizing how lucky we are to be able to watch so much talent, for free. Thanks boys

[@shapathall]

Completely agree. So many people think podcasting has "ruined" comedy, but really it has just made it more accessible for all types of folks (at no cost, in many cases). People forget that this is free, and I think that's an important talking point.

[@evandercaldwell9993]

I was in a train laughing by myself and the people around me started laughing as well without even knowing what I was watching!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cozmikrez]

Couldn't agree more lol and I actually go out to their shows now I feel a closer connection, it's great

[@14AustinS]

​@@evandercaldwell9993 that's awesome laughter is so contagious and puts people in a good healthy mood 😄

[@MattHumphrey2408]

YASSS!

[@ArtyMars]

I’m in pain from laughing, the entire giraffe hunting bit is ridiculous 😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@coxxtimusprime6623]

I love Steve giggling at everything Harland says 😂

[@dt-hf8vz]

i wish he knew how to just go with bits

[@JohnAquariusPodcast]

​@@dt-hf8vzis Steve being a bit killer

[@tylerdurden7280]

​@@dt-hf8vz he doesn't even know it's a bit half the time

[@paulwangler]

@d t he makes it hard to get through the show, I feel like he was different when the show began, but I'll keep supporting them

[@dt-hf8vz]

@@JohnAquariusPodcast soooometimes

[@TheMasterceasar]

Steve was dieing from laughter the whole time 😂 I never seen him like that. Harland was killing him slowly

[@det.caribou7405]

😂 Harland is a Canadian treasure

[@vids595]

He doesn't live in the US?

[@WalksoftlyCarryabigStick]

🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦

[@LorSTApunk07]

He certainly is, guy.

[@kelticsage]

@@vids595 eh bud watch it my moose is gettin frisky

[@SaintVic2287]

​@@vids595 I'm assuming you've never heard he used to smuggle boxes of American good through the forests of the border!

[@shapathall]

Harland is such a great guest. Naturally funny and quick. The more I see of him the more I love him.

[@armandoguerra7658]

Insane how Harland H. Williams has pulled me towards his side in less than a week. he has become one of my top 5 funniest motherfuckers of all time, guy

[@eemoogee160]

And he's been in the game way longer than most.

[@skipchylark1878]

Agreed, but the polka dot scarf and lemon meringue loafers are a bit much

[@drakeshotplays]

now go watch Rocket man you will love it he is a very talented actor as well, yes you will laugh

[@WKRP187]

That's riaaght!

[@cassidyerickson7408]

I've been binge watching him the whole day today he's so fuckin addicting to watch lol

[@mattydaddy3162]

This was an absolute masterclass by Harland!!! OMG! 😂😂😂

[@mandeejanssen8600]

Harland brought the Howie hand I haven’t laughed so hard in so long 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AndruJorj]

One of the greatest "silly" comedians of all time. Always a laugh when Harland is around.

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

My kid was watching puppy dog pals and I heard Harland’s voice and it turns out he actually created the show. I was shocked.

[@martindominguez1518]

Yeah my daughter watches that and realized that a while ago but it was so random

[@MaxJefferson444]

Ok Steve might be the best counter part for Harland because he keeps him on the edge of the seat so perfectly. It’s kinda scary 😂😂😂

[@STSGuitar16]

My god, what a match made in Heaven. Honestly, a weekly podcast with these three would be a total delight.

[@thebonbrests741]

This is exactly what I needed three of my favorite obscene comedians in one room. Thank you guys for making this happen!

[@AndruJorj]

You also need a dictionary, because I'm assuming you threw yours out three times.

[@thebonbrests741]

@@AndruJorj just because I'm illiterate doesn't mean I can't enjoy happiness 😅

[@SkunkApeOG]

The fact that he said he took down a 14 footer in Un'Goro Crater, a zone from World of Warcraft, warmed my heart.. as well as him being the creator of one of my nephew's favorite Disney shows.

[@Teah8cbdude]

I miss wow

[@GrimKardashian]

*Ngorongoro

[@DH-mt4ou]

I think I've developed a six pack laughing so hard my guy. I'm so glad Harland started his own podcast (Harland Highway) and started making his rounds through the comedy podcast community. He's quickly moving up on my best comedy podcasters list. His ability to never break character and the way he glances at the camera at all the right times is legendary. I almost died when he hit that giraffe lmao. Please do this till ur laying next to Meatloaf my guy!!!

[@RickyVall3y]

Harland might easily be the funniest guest so far 😂

[@jakeolive3220]

omg I've seen every episode of Scissor Bros, have LOVED so many of the guests (a few of them have been the ELITE of the ELITE), but Harland takes the cake. This motherfucker is SO perfect, he's like the long lost Scissor Uncle, I swear 🤣

[@jakeolive3220]

I dont think anyone has EVER had Steve laughing this much during an episode before. I'd pay good money for more of this

[@lonelylosersclub8453]

Adam ray was funnier

[@jakeolive3220]

@@lonelylosersclub8453 definitely up there! Id say both fall into my top 3 episodes for sure, with 3 being the Bobby Lee one

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI]

​@@lonelylosersclub8453Adam had to play Dr.Phil in character to be "funnier". Here Harland is just being Harland, which for myself and many others, is way FUNNIER😂

[@lonelylosersclub8453]

@@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI it can get pretty annoying. Not sure if you seen Harland Highway with Bill Burr.

[@RedsBigRig]

Harland is absolutely hands down that best friend, that favorite uncle, that favorite grandpa. Your favorite person period

[@mandeejanssen8600]

Harland MF Williams on scissorbros?!?? I’m SO EXCITED!! ✂️

[@SwampS0n]

Harland has to be in the top 3 guests of all time, that was such a fantastic episode boys. Hope he comes back sometime!

[@wastingtimewithjesse]

I love Harland so much 😂 he doesn’t even have to try just one the funniest people around

[@matthewsimsheuser4789]

This shit was light-years above this week's bad friends episode! Nice work fellas! ✂️✂️✂️✂️

[@renatoneto5807]

Bad Friends its being flat for some time now

[@ZmanT95]

Bad friends it's stagnate. Fancy b needs to step it up

[@BusterMcCheese]

I bailed on Boring Friends a while ago. Only checked out recent ep bc Rudy was back and even that was blah. Can’t believe that and 2 Bores are so popular, as they’re basically the same unfunny ep every week.

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

The friendly antagonism is gone on Bad Friends. That's what made it so good. Scissor Bros still has that comedic tension

[@hettel_visual]

​@@JimNortonsAlcoholism exactly. Everyone is too nice and it feels forced and formulaic now :( Not sure how to fix that.

[@DannyDeVitois79]

You guys will NEVER have a better thumbnail than this one hahahaha I can’t believe you got him to the garage!

[@buryyourdraws]

Harland is a legend. He sat on that scissor joke for a full 30 minutes! I can only hope that he brought a little Howie Mandel residue with him 😂✂

[@optickiller12]

Steve leaning in to sniff the fart “that was a good one”😂😂

[@war2678]

I have watched this at least 10 times and the fact that Harland sat there for 28 min and was hiding his hand the whole time, waiting for this opportunity is priceless I LMFAO🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@HunkFungus]

Harland is one of my favorites! Happy Scissor Siblings Friday ✂️✂️

[@terrysux4638]

To spend the afternoon with Harland Williams would light my life forever.

[@Audiofatuation]

Harland on the Howie Mandel podcast was amazing. I laughed all the way thru.

[@taylor9629]

god, this man is an absolute gem. Best episode in a minute, great guest ya'll!

[@SinOfGin]

Happy Friday scissor siblings! ✂️ ✂️ ✂️

[@jessssss3554]

Happy Friday 🎉

[@jackiestillsandfilms]

I feel such peace watching Harland put on a show for the Scissor Bros. Definitely the #1 Guest of 2023!

[@TheOpenMindedFella]

I think we’ve found our Scissor King! 💯Hands down one of the best episodes!!

[@kylesimon5160]

I love you, Harland! been catching up on all his casts lately. Such a legendary imagination.

[@patrickrooney926]

Hands down, one of the greatest/hilarious podcast episodes, I ever seen! Please have Harland back as soon and as often as possible 😂

[@puebloking8280]

Lmao 😂 harland getting pissed at steebee laughingbat him and punching gerald was the best

[@rjacks2]

Get Steebee Weebee on the Harland Highway show 😂😂steve would be laughing his ass off the whole time, seems like Harland’s humor is perfect for him

[@terrifryday3641]

I don't know what made me laugh more Harland or Stevie dying at everything Harland does

[@abatterypackproduction8244]

This is possibly the funniest episode yet! Never listened to Harland in a podcast before and I'm already loving this dynamic. Please have him back again!

[@MaxJefferson444]

Ok holy crap 😂😂😂 officially the funniest scissor bros episode

[@robinisbell8513]

Harland is such an improv 🐐. Perfect guest for Scissor ✂️ bros

[@DannyG93]

I love Harland so much. One of the best in the game for sure. I wish i could like this video 5X 😂 the fake hand got me so bad

[@funkk]

The fake hand bit was way funnier than I expected. Top tier guest.

[@TrailerTalesPod]

He hid his hand in his pocket from the moment he got out of his car. That's how long he committed to the bit. -Ryan

[@DiamondDogs92]

Honestly, Harland is the PERFECT fit for this podcast. I was cackling the entire time 😂❤

[@forcedtochill]

Harland is an absolute gem. The king of Goofy

[@WackFeels]

That was a great episode! Very good to see Harland let loose and smack Gerald around a little. Let’s admit, Gerald had it coming. That Teddy and snuffles story was brilliant!

[@olddirtyboxing]

Love Harland! The goddamn hand bit had me dying. Thanks for an excellent start to the weekend boys! 🥊

[@brucemicheal4511]

This episode was so off the rails. Might be my favorite to date

[@treefarts]

I was literally singing the Harland highway theme song in my head when opening my KZbin app and this made my day. Thanks scissors bros

[@Lift4Luke]

Uhh huuh... Ohhh That's Right!!

[@mrcoolaids1]

Steve is the new BKJ of the Podcast world

[@JohnAquariusPodcast]

Bryan calen would be proud

[@taylororourke2525]

The idea of Harland surrounded by a little barricade of protector plushies is so adorable. 🥰

[@jeezuschryst]

The universe is like 40 times better with Harland Williams in it. What a brilliant human being. ALSO this challenge is blowing my mind. I thought it was over like 9 times now and they're still pouring.

[@rickeykoga2312]

It's a ✂️Scissor Bros Summer✂️ baby Excellent guest to get dicey with! Have a great Friday everyone!!! Keep snippin and stay positive! ✂️✂️✂️

[@Westminister_Derick]

This was just comedy gold. From beginning to end. One of the best episodes. I’m envious of my last self for having the opportunity to watch this for the first time.

[@bartenderplz8428]

I'm only 11 min into the episode so far...this is already gold! Just what the Dr. ordered on a Friday! ✂️✂️✂️

[@s13xslider]

Killer episode! Harland Williams is definitely an honorary scissor bro! ✂️✂️✂️✂️

[@smutleybutcher]

This is a masterclass from Harland, just taking up to the next level of funny every time.

[@markpollock7154]

Hey guys…we forgot to mention that any Patreon support for this episode goes directly to Harland’s charity, Cinnamon Angels, Fly Fly Away. Thanks for the support…we will not rest until all swollen ankles are eradicated!

[@MeanwhileOnReddit]

Wonderful. Harland Williams's way of doing bits without pretending to be anybody but himself; it's true genius. Will definitely be checking his tour schedule.

[@carrielevin]

Best episode to date!! 🎉 Harland is a legend, he can’t not be funny!😂

[@EzziiG]

This podcast had so many LOL moments in it 😂 it was so ridiculous and funny, I loved it 😂

[@ThisIsJustADrillBit]

Idk if I ever laughed so hard from a podcast. The chemistry and riffin is just so good. This made my day ❤

[@SweetDerek]

Man it brings me so much joy Harland jumped into the Podcast game he is HILARIOUS! Legend, great episode! Lol

[@jonny1251]

This was such a feelgood episode. Harland is a genius

[@Cuzzzo42]

I'm watching this again. Might be the best episode yet.

[@zg9445]

Boy I thought I was Harland’s number one fan but Steve has me second guessing myself 😂😂😂

[@martindominguez1518]

Harland has always been a favorite of mine! Great to see him on the show. He’s one of those guys that is just funny without trying. Very underrated comedian. The entire podcast Harland did an hour long act 😂

[@JJshadowhunter]

One of the naturally funny guys in the world. I love Harland

[@larrytaylor5222]

Steve laughing at all Harland's improv was hilarious, Harland makes me proud to be Canadian 🇨🇦🤣♥️😊

[@luisrobinson6844]

Ian and Harland best guests ever

[@RogueStatusQVX]

Harland's taking over in the last year. Such a legend. Doesn't matter where or who he's with, he destroys. Absolute legend ❤

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

Can’t wait can’t wait can’t wait can’t wait… It’s going to be a super silly goose time! Harland is my garland!❤❤❤✂️✂️✂️

[@spencer6709]

Harland was holding Steve's laughter hostage this episode, so funny

[@Bodybybagel]

Yeah. This is the best episode yet. Harland and the bros. are the perfect match.

[@jwizdum2103]

Seeing Steebee basically just fanning out cause Harland is jus so good has me dead 😂

[@wepwawetwolfgod3320]

literally laughed so hard my stomach hurts, easily the funniest episode ever......from one performer to another -> ENCORE!

[@drakeshotplays]

ENCORE🎉

[@quintonpeterson7317]

Harland’s an all time podcast guest. Immediate watch whenever he’s ok

[@evandercaldwell9993]

"Well... If you're gonna laugh!!!" 😂

[@gpumn1]

Harland is simple special. One of a kind. Pure artist

[@johnjohnson458]

Yeah uh-huh thats right Mr. Williams took a detour off the Harland Highway to go Scissor Bros! This is freaking great and I have wanted this for months.

[@Deum-Immortalem]

I just love Harland his comedy comes so naturally he's my favorite guest & Harland Highway podcast has easily became my favorite to watch.

[@bigpagla]

Whaaat? Harland on Scissorbros? This is a gift!

[@carriemroczkowski9409]

Lol, Steve was laughing the whole time. Great episode!✂️✂️✂️✂️

[@TechLive]

That fake hand reveal during the scissors break was just perfection. Between that and backfisting Gerald I think Harland easily wins top guest of all time.

[@TDAWGTHEKING]

i keep coming back to this episode XD Steve cracking up while trying not to makes me lose it XD

[@MaxJefferson444]

Quickest click when I saw Harland as a a guest. Oh god poor Steebee 😂😂😂😂

[@88jwhit]

Harland is such a comedy icon and he's not appreciated enough.

[@headkickbangerofazz]

No one brings more joy to the world than Harlan .

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

Harland is like a weird daddy crush but I know it's not okay. Lmao😅