Harley Quinn 3x03 HD "Harley and Ivy are nominated" HBO-max

Harley Quinn 3x03 HD "Harley and Ivy are nominated" HBO-max

[@Montesama314]

"He's... Fine." Dang, Bruce just can't win in this universe. If he's not getting paralyzed or brain wiped, he can't even satisfy his girl.

[@urickmann7768]

this version of selina isnt the type to get attached all she does is quick flings she loves heist and jewels more than any man

[@tenkenroo]

Well since by editorial review he can’t go down on a girl it’s no wonder she isn’t satisfied

[@danatedawg1018]

She didn’t wanna reveal who he is maybe. Like anything remote relation between bruce wayne and Batman could be bad.

[@jackhall4767]

Haha, its funny how this version changes her personality towards batman completely. I mean.. in the comics and other animated films (or shows) catwoman usually teases batman and likes him is because from what I heard of, he is probably the only one that doesn't actually fall for her seductive tricks, making batman a challenge to her.

[@Pwilliams4000]

@@jackhall4767 and here in this one batman is eating out Catwoman

[@rhunter42dragon]

It's funny how Harley and Ivy are both geniuses, but in completely different ways. Ivy is a brilliant scientist who doesn't understand most people, and Harley is a brilliant psychologist who wasn't able to understand a single word of Ivy's science jargon.

[@Serpentking789]

0:51 I'm calling it now, "Princess" is actually a fully-grown Bengal Tiger (or some other species of _Panthera_ big cat).

[@vicenzostella1390]

Holy shit, you got it right!!

[@anonygent]

I'm sure of it. Probably ate one of the domestic cats and that's why she's in time-out.

[@raycasas2867]

Or a hyena (they’re big cats) it might also become Harlequin’s pet.

[@alyssahansen1400]

@@raycasas2867 Hyenas aren't big cats.

[@rileyvanspanje6546]

@@vicenzostella1390 What was it?

[@damianstarks3338]

I feel bad for Ivy trying to concentrate on her work.

[@Montesama314]

Ivy casually calling Harley "Honey" as she helps with work. This feels right.

[@Maxllerrelic]

"Feels right" wouldn't be the right word

[@chaos147ex8]

Right? It's treated as perfectly normal as it should be and hey're not making an unnecessarily big deal out of it. Really well executed imo

[@Maxllerrelic]

@@chaos147ex8 you say that but they always make unnecessary kiss scenes

[@dewolf123]

@@Maxllerrelic Harley is very horny so constant kissing is in her character XD. Remember the first episode she literally pounces and Joker's arms and immediately makes out with him.

[@zarrstrudeltributemaker314]

This feels woke

[@dayschange2]

I love this development. This iteration of Celina's personality is so different from what I'm used to seeing in the Batman/Catwoman relationship, and I cannot wait to see how the writers are going to play with this relationship now that it's been introduced.

[@Vishakha_B897]

Selina *

[@22steve5150]

Her personality is literally that of a cat. She expects to be fawned and fussed over and spoiled rotten but acts completely bored with it at the same time. Then there's most of her interactions with her friends, she does things for them but talks to them like she can barely stand their presence. Just like every furry little sociopath I've ever owned.

[@Angyali]

@@22steve5150 In short: she needs some serious poundlove.

[@anhtheton]

please let bruce and selina actually have some semblance of a relationship besides him just being her sugar daddy

[@22steve5150]

No way. She acts like a housecat. How do housecats treat their owners? They love on you until they get that treat, then they act repulsed by you. They beg for attention and then act annoyed when they get it. They have their friends (other cats, the dog, whatever) but even with those friends, half the time they act like they can just barely tolerate them. She is a spoiled cat and Bruce is one of those crazy cat owners who spoils their cat only for the cat to spend most of the time acting like she can't stand him.

[@Smashboi76]

@@22steve5150 and it is hilarious to watch

[@Angyali]

@@22steve5150 So this Selina needs some serious pound love. 🦴

[@misbahtariq8443]

@@22steve5150 u don't have a cat do you

[@22steve5150]

@@misbahtariq8443 Of course I do.

[@CharliePetricor]

1:38 People often forget that before the green skin and red hair, Ivy used to be a brilliant botanist and scientist.

[@rustonh316]

I still don’t understand why Batman wouldn’t go down Catwoman? Aren’t heroes suppose to be selfless?

[@dolphinrooinc.1609]

Gotta remember "Hero's don't do that"

[@haddy106]

@@dolphinrooinc.1609 to quote all might "only villains do that"

[@TheGeoCheese]

The execs were decided that this scene would hurt toy sales when the reality is there’s already several scenes from previous animated movies/shows of Batman getting it on with women including that really weird one from the Killing Joke. It hasn’t hurt their toy sales yet if we ignore the Killing Joke.

[@BrandonVout]

@@TheGeoCheese Even funnier, when Neil Gaiman was writing the Sandman, DC told him he couldn't mention masturbation because "nobody masturbates in the DC universe." Gaiman told them "that explains a lot."

[@Lemuel928]

It’s too many dang years after high school,duh!

[@dgrmn12345]

Behind the scenes, Batman was supposed to be eating Catwoman out instead of giving her a foot massage. The studio or something thought that was too adult for the show

[@dolphinrooinc.1609]

Nah i heard it was because Batman isn't meant to do stuff like that I believe the quote is "Hero's don't do that"

[@jason_always_painting3994]

@@dolphinrooinc.1609 I think several women would disagree

[@loveonlyx]

@@dolphinrooinc.1609 they said they wouldn’t have been able to sell Batman if he was seen performing a sex act💀

[@dolphinrooinc.1609]

@@loveonlyx which is the dumbest thing I've heard 🤣

[@bluecanine3374]

@@dolphinrooinc.1609 i mean, in the comics they show him having sex with women a lot but in that generic "we're showing skin and they are rolling around for a bit before we cut to the pillowtalk" way.

[@AgentAnime95]

1:09-1:19 Damn, didn't know Bruce was that bad in bed. 😆

[@damianstarks3338]

😂🤣

[@zonilo1]

Because heroes don't do that.

[@tenou213]

This is a pretty weird topic with Bruce, either he's fantastic at it or he's barely had it - and is probably fantastic at it. His footrubs apparently got Selina to stick around after all.

[@matthews_thrifty-works6074]

Were we expecting Bruce of all people to be good at sex?

[@Jmacisland12]

@@matthews_thrifty-works6074 because he in like every other show is a god damn inexplicable sex magnet. Like did you brave in the bold batman? Mf had the whole birds of prey team straight simping over him

[@JC42023]

So that's where THAT scene was supposed to go

[@blue_storybook3230]

Lmao poor King Shark got chemically castrated by Harley

[@peter_pansexual6243]

Maybe that's why he and Constantin broke up

[@Montesama314]

I kinda hope that the season shows Batman getting better at getting it on with Selina as a running gag/subplot. Like, this episode, he's barely getting a decent massage going. But by Episode 12, she can't even finish a call because his tongue game turns her brain to mush.

[@starhearth]

he was actually supposed to be eating her out in this scene, but dc cut it because “heroes don’t do that”

[@Montesama314]

@@starhearth Well, that's weak. You just KNOW Kite Man was digging into Ivy's flower like a bumblebee when they were together. But he's a villain, so I guess that doesn't count.

[@dewolf123]

@@starhearth They clearly forgot what Herogasm is XD

[@KyleRayner12]

The Isabella Stewart Gardiner joke is just too on-brand for Clayface.

[@TheOddMan1997]

2:23 Holy crap I wasn't ready for that one, Riddler and Clock King? That's sounds like a weird ship that a weird fan would come up with.

[@theodenmannix4362]

That one fan who has been doing Riddler x Clock King smut for years without much attraction to their fanfics is probably screaming rn lmao

[@n4tto141]

@@theodenmannix4362 LMFAOOO 😭💀💀💀

[@viveleshistoires4874]

@@theodenmannix4362 In an alternate universe it could so easily have been me.

[@patriciasmith3875]

What should riddler and king clock ship name be

[@viveleshistoires4874]

@@patriciasmith3875 Humm, good question… Maybe Riddlock or something?

[@geomania8533]

Lol Harley used her secret weapon... a kittens adorable baby eyes. No man or woman or hero or even villian can resist such a powerful weapon

[@vicenzostella1390]

Alright people of the Internet, we are going to bully DC into allowing Batman to go down on Catwoman.

[@Serpentking789]

1:33 Fun fact: male sharks really do have two penises, scientifically known as _claspers_ (snakes & lizards have a similar deal except their's are called _hemipenes_ & they're covered in tiny spikes)

[@Tenebrio-Morio]

Sharks don't have hemipenes, they have claspers, modified fins that serve the same purpose.

[@Serpentking789]

@@Tenebrio-Morio oh yeah, that's right, hemipenes are a _Squamata_ only thing. Thank you, I'll fix that now.

[@christopherbennett5858]

After watching Justice league Dark Apokalips, this explains Constantine’s choice in villains lol.

[@Serpentking789]

@@christopherbennett5858 double the pleasure!

[@christopherbennett5858]

@@Serpentking789 Unless he gets something to fix them up, not for a while. And, whilst it would be a good excuse for them to meet, I wouldn’t trust that cursed drunk mage with that.

[@moneycashflow]

Batman is really trying to make Catwoman feel better by rubbing her foot but she doesn't like you know

[@welcometothemetaverse2523]

2:58 Aww, how can anybody say no to Harley begging while holding a kitten?

[@sovereign9708]

Damn Bruce can’t get a win in this show

[@shawnowen29]

1:33 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Joshua_Quinzel_Isley]

I for the life of me can never ever in the slightest say no to Harley herself along with that sweet face of hers and that adorable little kitten💖

[@goblinloremaster6101]

Well im slightly concerned for shark, not just because of the acid... but also because those cats might try to eat him in his sleep.

[@Lanesra62905]

That's always the risk with having cats... You just gotta roll with it

[@Igarappappa]

I doubt they could break his skin.

[@Lanesra62905]

@@Igarappappa eat him from the inside...

[@belafeldbusch3397]

Oh how the tables have turned

[@mr.prankster4230]

Too bad they put the riddler with Clock King, the fandom alreday ships him with the Music Meister, and I'd love to see him in this show...

[@Q8Bart]

Best Animated Lesbian Couple on HBO-Max ;)

[@Rachel.DawnAmber]

They foreshadowed ivy and selina's relationship in the previous seasons and in this ep as well. Nicely done

[@Daoutsida05]

Damn 3 long Island Iced Teas with no ice, she's going to be plastered.

[@nesrovlahsurvivalist8399]

Gotta admit, I still enjoy every character except for Harley. I just find her extremely annoying. I mean seriously I just want to see Kite Man, King Shark, and Clay Face do puzzles on a boat again. Maybe Bane can join so long as he doesn't smash the table when he cant find a piece.

[@TBrizzle01]

Harley is an annoying character in general. This show is great but unfortunately she's the main character.

[@MistahJay7]

Boo Whoo keep crying Harleys awesome

[@Corlanthis]

@@MistahJay7 You know...you know it's okay if people have opinions you don't agree with, right? It's important to me that you know that.

[@spinylightgaming]

Honestly this harley quinn is by far the most annoying version. Also severely dumb down.

[@hellfire310]

Harley is a genius with several PhDs.Are we really supposed to believe that she doesn't know what Ivy is talking about

[@GhostlyFyre]

She’s a genius when it comes to psychiatry, not bio-engineering which are two opposite fields

[@dyppityjoop5912]

Ah, another case of "all scientists are the same" syndrome. Harley is a psychologist, Ivy is a Biochemist, they do not overlap in knowledge.

[@ryanhau1073]

@@GhostlyFyre tho a psychiatry degree does require a medical degree, so Harley should know a bit about biology

[@darkwolfthegod]

1:54 I swear, when I had my cell phone in my hand and I was distracted, Harley decided to scream, she almost kills my heart hahahahahahahaha editor: luck it didn't break

[@beo3627]

cringe

[@melanieburd1416]

One of the other nominees is Riddler & Clock King. Idk who that is, but I'm happy he found someone. I'm now wondering if Riddler's sexy calves were what caught his attention. Like, CK is in the middle of a heist, sees Riddler doing his evening jog, and is like "yo"

[@frankwest5388]

Riddle me this! What has two fingers and is always in tact with those calves?

[@misteridiot123]

I love ivy with a lab coat.

[@risk2208]

like harley lvy💟

[@damianstarks3338]

Yeah I like them too.

[@MaelZack]

So celina keeping harley under check xD

[@smalldumbidiot1187]

Riddler and Clock king?

[@memememe1966]

When batman pop up 😬

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Dang Bruce!

[@davidrule385]

Harley short scream: 1:55, 2:02, 2:06

[@jacobweatherford4696]

Batman dating catwoman i see a interesting opportunity for a fight between her and talia happening

[@kpopfan246]

Wait, was that the scene where Batman was going to comfort the kitty cat, but DC was so against it?

[@spider-man500]

#BatsyGiveOral

[@evansageser6943]

I would bet money on it

[@anonygent]

The Spanish captions are annoying.

[@kendra9002]

Damn poor batman. If DC just let him eat her out like the show wanted maybe he wouldnt be just "fine."

[@silverblade357]

This version of Ivy really needs to learn or re-learn how to make those plant clones.

[@NearingLight]

44 seconds in why does it feel like episode 3 of the 80s ninja turtles series

[@MrOrcshaman]

Maybe I'm just bored of seeing popular male characters, unless their complete psychos like Joker, being made into simps, buffoons and or completely emasculated

[@crustycheetah]

Nah seriously, like, how hard is it to write male characters just as competent and efficient as the female characters? Stale, bumbling idiot male gets very old very fast.

[@swiftchancellor159]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[@swiftchancellor159]

@@oceancoral557 you are blind if you don't see what we mean. Its not the massaging, its after when he asks to continue and she says "its not worth it" like what he is doing isn't good and he looks defeated.

[@swiftchancellor159]

@@oceancoral557 i don't think a single male character did anything right in this show. they are all stupid

[@arcangle7444]

@@oceancoral557 no, you do not.

[@HanakoFairhall]

Batman, I should've known XD ...Where's Sy?..Please tell me he made it out of the burning corn mill >_>;

[@pryaneg4217]

He's dead 🤨

[@danielspitz9077]

Harely is a doctor, psychiatrist... And you expect me to believe she doesn't know basic chemistry?

[@matti.8465]

Wonder what changed that they're now allowed to show Batman going down on Catwoman, when before they were told Batman wouldn't do that.

[@MeatballSamurai]

just as box S move as our rn ss as we react the as

[@saphireroze001]

1:33. Ahhhhhhahahaha! Poor King Shark!🦈

[@annamatlock1309]

Why did you say poor king shark for

[@saphireroze001]

@@annamatlock1309 Because he got hurt

[@annamatlock1309]

@@saphireroze001 how did he get hurt

[@christopherbennett5858]

@@annamatlock1309 Harley poured a corrosive liquid onto the floor and it hit him. Constantine will never recover lol.

[@katelynjones8734]

the scene in the lab wouldve been better if ivy put her hand around harley then harley just hugged her like if you agree

[@efaristi9737]

is clock king head a watch? is he a robot?

[@barsozuguler4300]

To be clear I sometimes miss harley when she is less pale more blonde and less sane but also I realized how joker ruined original harley.

[@Odysseus11.134]

Can't believe they simped my man batman up

[@clericofchaos1]

why no ice? No one wants a long island lukewarm tea.

[@DOCTORmakenstuff]

she dont want it watered down she wants it strait more alcohol that way lol

[@clericofchaos1]

@@DOCTORmakenstuff I don't like room temperature drinks, i'd risk the ice.

[@DOCTORmakenstuff]

@@clericofchaos1 it could be chilled without ice but i get you

[@katerinkataneva1800]

SHE HAS BATMAN ON HIS KNES AND DOESN'T CARE!

[@Thorax7x686]

I want that white kitty Harley holds Its super cute than the rest of the cats

[@theoneandonlydetraebean8286]

It's most likely gonna be either a surveillance bot or a villain 8n disguiese

[@Thorax7x686]

@@theoneandonlydetraebean8286 seems like a real cat to me

[@harleyquinnfan2538]

That was ur ex boyfriend

[@nickpels5772]

Heroes don't do that

[@MrSalazar395]

Is it batman's mansion?

[@Thehardtruth69]

Funny how people didn't complain about Batman's portrayal in this show until Catwoman broke up with him. These whiners need to do some serious self-reflection.

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Ooh new digs ? who lives here 🏠🏚️0:02 oh Catwoman 0:07 wut was that puttytat thinking ? 0:17 tsst chi'che to "don't touch anything" 😤🤦‍♀️ 0:28 who knew Selina thrived in fine art oh yes her auction stealing 0:33 no way plus great taste him being a shark and it's raw fish ok ooh easy king Eskimos don't jus harpoon whales 0:42 if wondering how she always knows ok. So keep your curiosity piqued whittle kitty don't be a house cat 0:51 ooh now honeys dating ? Who 1:00 another schmuck whose doing well might know him he saves the day 🦇 1:15 hmm chemistry never was her best subject psychology maybe ah college 👩‍🔬 🛋️ 1:31 nope 1:36 you're love sure knows a lotta big words well so did you familiar shrink 1:40 more strain to the relationship come on not even kiteman was that expressionative this bimbo 😤😤😒 1:55 oh actual good news then 2:08 she sees the point some second rate award show she's smarter then this 👩‍❤️‍👩 (their completion 👨‍❤️‍👨 by the way) 2:20 oh yes her past and now starting fresh 2:30 oh yeah the ut most just moved in so forget it 🏆❌ I'm sure like carnival games it's rigged n the food there sucks too 2:51 oh way too pull on the charm charmed actress 2:58 yeah I know thing hmm little kitten 🐈 sure worked unless this is outta pity don't forget (new York accent) Mr j 🃏

[@chaozwulfy]

*squints* RIddler and Clockking? Huh.

[@ilyaswahbi4119]

2 things ... bruce aka batman ... im speechless these writers are completely screwing up the character for "comedy" and its sad ... 2nd Harley not being able to understand "science" or at least follow along with ivy is absurd since she is a psychiatrist

[@cammythach7214]

🐱🖤 Catwoman

[@saintakins187]

It was only a matter of time, Selena Kyle Catwoman in the Batcave with Bruce Wayne Batman.

[@GaryTurbo]

I wouldnt want to eat the kitty too 🚫😾🚫🚫😾🚫🚫😾🚫

[@linkinahmed]

Yo Batman was eating that kitty😂

[@ernestodeltoro3690]

Huh so that’s what other people in commenting ment the he couldn’t “go down”

[@jayli5738]

Why do they mess up Selina’s fancy home decors?

[@alexanderson1304]

Batman ain’t no simp. This iteration is a lie.

[@merlinfazbeartheinquisitor5747]

Mew. :3

[@Darkvega2k7]

Am I the only one curious about this...Dean?

[@archilarkania7203]

They countinue to undermine the Batman. In previous seasons it was okay. Now it's over the edge. Fuck this show.

[@vicenzostella1390]

They actually planning on making Batman go down on her in this scene, but DC shut it down because, and I quote, "heroes don't do that." If anything, they are probably planning to make this an arc: it starts like this, but then she can't even finish phone call from too much pleasure.

[@echidnaralsei1473]

The thing you broke harley, is faberge egg

[@shawnchristopher6993]

When Harley Quinn screams she reminds me of a girl I know that do the same thing

[@10RexTheWolf01]

1:34 "-ses" as in more than one?

[@Aggression-hc3yp]

Yep. 😮

[@Skelly_ttv]

was batman licking her feet ?"

[@oceancoral557]

No he was massaging them. The original scene was supposed to be him eating her out tho, but they thought it was too "adult" I personally don't understand that when they have SO much gore in the show.

[@bloodycakes2451]

Not me freaking out

[@Nightwing4380]

Funny part 1:31

[@mavplayzgamez3186]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:55 - 2:09

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

Come on Selina!

[@viczilla24dreamer51]

I knew it

[@quincyconnors9391]

Bruce, what the hell do you see in this version of Selina?

[@trikarrotops1183]

Dont both of them have phds?

[@mangareader7474]

Yes they do

[@maley2552]

psychology & bio chemistry isn't the same thing. Just because they both have PHD's doesn't mean the automatically know everything. Harley who's a therapist isn't going to know anything about Ivy's field of study.

[@stephenking5852]

King Shark has more than one!?

[@alligatoreamericano3520]

All sharks have, they're called claspers

[@stephenking5852]

@@alligatoreamericano3520 but why is no one talking about it!?

[@BladedShard]

@@stephenking5852 Why should they? He's a shark. You really wanna talk about that?

[@stephenking5852]

@@BladedShard so they already know that for themselves? It just sounds like a real conversation starter.

[@christopherbennett5858]

@@stephenking5852 And explains a lot about Constantine lol.

[@savagedarksider5934]

This is SOO terrible.

[@Regenmacher175]

Maybe if you say it more often it might not make it a total lie....

[@chonishipper0795]

You are dude

[@TheFyy6y]

@@Regenmacher175 it is true tho this is terrible trash

[@JasonKerr16]

Then why are you commenting on a video about it 😂

[@TimTheEnchanter0]

.5 seconds in catwomans house and Harley just broke a fabergé egg 🫣