Harry and Paul, Dragons Den - Hip Hop Halphabet

Harry Enfield Paul Whitehouse try to persuade the Dragons to invest £100m for a 1% stake in their business with hilarious consequences.

[@Rushmore222]

The Hip Hop Halphabet needs to be a ringtone.

[@Wally-H]

Might be a problem if it goes off when children are in the room.

[@npc-bl2vw]

@@Wally-H But it's designed for children?

[@Wally-H]

@@npc-bl2vw I'm talking about having it as a ringtone in real life, not the invention in the sketch.

[@WilliamSmith-mx6ze]

@@Wally-H Wally by name, wally by nature...

[@Wally-H]

@@WilliamSmith-mx6ze Mate, it has swearing on it. Are you a bit slow in the brain department?

[@laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953]

I forgot how funny that show was, the names just set it off 😂😂😂

[@xlp3t3r]

What a shame this type of stuff isn’t on Tv anymore….It’s so funny.

[@JeffSichoe]

you'd go to jail for producing content like this now

[@joseph1845]

British comedy was once the best in the world

[@n3hp5]

not funny its racist

[@mandytyers4481]

Omg .here we go

[@joseph1845]

@@mandytyers4481 Let me guess, you voted labour and you got double boosted

[@doctorsocrates4413]

Harry and Paul are pure genius..very under rated comedy duo..this is brilliant.👍

[@CraigNiel]

Underrated? Erm, no they're not, not at all.

[@grumpyoldgit9498]

Dont watch msm anymore,having a great laugh watching you-tube rediscovering Harry & Paul,Fast show,Tv burp,Armstrong & Miller,etc...thank you to all who make this possible 😊

[@dermotwalsh9572]

Mitchell and Webb have a great sketch show.

[@dannycolverson6944]

The world needs a Mitchell and Webb comeback!

[@Dad_Bod_Boxingg]

harry and paul are one of the best comic duos this country has ever had!

[@Fastbikkel]

True comment.

[@darrendi-lorenzo2622]

Yes they are lol 😆 absolute legends

[@sneakykebab]

Mos def - britcom is outstanding nothing comes close.

[@dancer857]

Paul whitehouse playing the presenter is just pure comedy, the way he goes cross-eyed XD Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse are the best!

[@suzesiviter6083]

The hip hop Alphabet..makes me laugh every time.

[@KevinSmith-wp9qs]

Enfield has a touch of genius about him, effortless everytime

[@UKmark1994]

Ken’s had a heart attack. Just moves on like it was nothing 😂

[@vp5633]

He’s not going to suck you off mate, give it a rest

[@krashd]

Don't forget the boy Whitehouse.

[@glen8461]

"Ahh and Ken's had a heart attack.." 😂

[@rich_rich90]

"So how many crowns are you looking to sell in a year?" "......THREE....."

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

'Historically and now..ly' 🤣🤣🤣

[@UltimaPowers]

Everything in these sketches is so pitch perfect, from H&P's immaculate Impressions of the Dragons to their impeccable nervous investors.

[@jonathankent1517]

*Entrepreneur*: It's the Nazi Kettle. *Peter Jones*: Go on.

[@jslbrt]

The pun-loving Peter Jones is what does it for me. Simply amazing.

[@unconvincingrebel]

"and now ly"

[@metafis2490]

Nine of the characters in this video are played by just Harry and Paul..amazing!

[@fanfare805]

Only camera man rest

[@ocbyn]

The Hip Hop Halphabet is my new favourite tune

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

Need a ringtone for that lol

[@Inkipuss]

I absolutely adore Paul Whitehouse. First time I saw him I didn't like him at all but the second time I saw him (on The Fast Show) I realised what a brilliant comedian he is.

[@Marklemarklemark]

The funnest part of the sketch for me is the nervous guy. Just kills me 😂😂😂

[@blingbling5000]

The high five in the Hip Hop Halphabet is fantastic!

[@glennarcher39]

They are very good comedic actors, and the timing which is crucial, is perfect. Harry Enfield is very underrated and under used in his best format which is comedy sketches.

[@paperchain1239]

As soon as he says my Co-director Ken that's it . The cardigan in the Hip hop alphabet, priceless( I work with people like this)

[@TheJohnCooperShow]

Paul whitehouse is the most underrated actor of all time.

[@glennarcher39]

@@TheJohnCooperShow int milk brilliant! I love cheesy peas!

[@suzesiviter6083]

Hip Hop Halphabet..comedy gold.)

[@dav5595]

Class ❤

[@PnzGaz]

That Sellotape-like product, but without the sticky bit, seems like a superb idea to me, because it is incredibly tedious finding the end of the roll and peeling away enough of it to hold and pull, the next time you want to use some.

[@suzesiviter6083]

Yeah plus you have to polish all that sticky residue off, they should sell it in Ireland for wrapping potatoes.

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

I am just amazed how their makup etc. Makes them look so completely different.

[@smanslam1]

The dragons missed out on this £10 billion company, lol.

[@gabo080692]

it's like cellotape, yes, but without the sticky bit!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, i pissed my pants laughing.

[@firsargentum5920]

Paul Whitehouse as Duncan laughing at 2:12 :D

[@danhanley1313]

Nervous Harry Enfield is probably the funniest thing ever.

[@ValkyrieDaisy95]

0:39 - Harry's face XD!! "Is he having bowel problems?" lol

[@nicholasdavies6264]

Just superb!

[@Not_worth_talking_about]

Brilliant, these guys were amazing in the day

[@2000Bateman]

Quality Harry and Paul are talented blokes

[@carleneboulden4386]

The hip hop alphabet and the Nazi kettle. Brilliant. :D

"A Motherf***er B Motherf***er""

[@bilzaboy123]

Thanks Brian.

[@TheEpicGuy99LedHead]

I love how when Harry tries to give the dragon's one of their products to look at he always gets rejected by them haha! ''you're welcome to try it on if you want Duncan!'' ''NO!'' (euugh)

[@bluedeskfan2754]

Brilliant stuff

[@FeathersMcGraw_]

They wouldn't have made their money back from the crowns in 45 million years.

[@nathfrancis01]

Yes but sadly these reality shows only feature people who want to make a fast buck, not serious long term investors.

[@Fudge-picker]

Deborah meadan has me crying every time

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

Done So well 🤣

[@sbomorse]

Same!

[@phelovepokemon]

"and Ken's had a heart attack" 😂I'm dying

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

So was Ken

[@RogerYeahmon]

grew up with these two legends, from Loadsamoney and Stavros 👌🏻

[@glennarcher39]

@@RogerYeahmon Hello's everybody Peeps!

[@Pyhantaakka]

I laughed through my nose at that presentator.

[@Dredsina]

The grumpy woman is the best character.

[@dietcoke281]

I literally can't breathe, its so funny!

[@marksinnott9315]

kens had a heart attack ha thats jus too funny ;)

[@JFHardman]

I love these dragons den sketches.

[@dereksmallsuk]

where can I buy the 'hip hop alphabet' ? its too good to be true !!! excellent

[@666thesnowman]

that is deborah meaden to a T (not sure how to spell her name) fucking hilarious

[@libbaT]

The Hip hop halphabet is already in circulation!

[@notnjx1610]

'That's a regal product' :D

[@SweetChillyT]

ROFL, Thats a 'regal' product. I love their take on Peter (john lewis).

[@Godzzbinzz]

Harry as Peter Jones kills me

[@dominicr1173]

I want to know more about the Nazi kettle

[@GreenApple968]

Selling 1 crown will make a profit of £75. They plan to sell 3 a year which makes a yearly profit of £225 The Dragons would get 1% of that. So by investing the £100,000,000 they would get £2.25 every year. That's £22.50 every ten years. Seems like a fine deal to me!

[@malcolmclements9254]

Absolutely, they get something back!

[@GreenApple968]

​@@malcolmclements9254 From reading back over my comment I think I made a miscalculation; I think that it would work out to be a profit of £22.50 every 10 years, not £25. None the less, a great opportunity to make some serious money. 😜

[@Jaxymann]

And with such a big return on investment, they would break even in only 4.44 million years! What a deal!

[@stephenburke8059]

duncan guilotine spot on

[@logicalnetwork1611]

I miss these two. I met paul whitehouse at terminal 5.

[@joedent3323]

That's nothing - I passed him on the Stargate.

[@RedZu1]

Legend

[@SingHouse]

hahahaha i love that they did theo with a greek accent... amazing.

[@glennarcher39]

Best thing i have seen in ages

[@nicholasmarshall3191]

Brilliant!

[@janeairvintage7416]

Have not seen a heart attack in comedy before

[@Hirotoro4692]

Duncan Guillotine? It's Duncan BANANATIME.

[@imnotgayyy8489]

Will Davis its a joke!!

[@ilikethisnamebetter]

so was Duncan BANANATIME

[@Bpg5012trick]

Talk about thick and stupid

[@jameswest4692]

Should be Duncan (stop) bannatime. (necro post but considering first reply took 4 years im quite in time) Anyway how did the 2nd guy not realize the first guy was joking?

[@glennarcher39]

Me too, shame it's over for another series.

[@glennarcher39]

You could say it's their crowning glory! Hope you watched the Hip Hop Halphabet at 3:06

[@tenseman08]

the eyes of that host..thats the funniest thing ever...

[@jakubkrcma]

..., both historically and now-ly. 🤣

[@glennarcher39]

Yes bloody marvellous isn't it. I still laugh now months later.

[@richp.1234]

Timeless classic. Thank you for uploading this over ten years ago.

[@beverlybradley5485]

Theo Profiterole is literally Stavros, The BBC used to have amazing comedy shows, now absolutely nothing!

[@zoot69uk2001]

..... and not thee lol, brilliant. Such loony'ism if there is such a word

[@glennarcher39]

Glad you liked it.

[@Stacktovic845]

2:55 til end is the best part! And of course, the Hip Hop Halphabet.

[@johnbaker4411]

Brilliant actors

[@josefwinstone2754]

It's the sweaty man & Bryan Farnet from question time!

[@glennarcher39]

I still come back and laugh at the hip hop halphabet months later.

[@johnbaker4411]

Brilliant comedians, impersonators

[@shanethrelfall416]

Thought that was the real Debs for a second

[@lezmidoyogibogeybox]

love this!

[@theguyinthefunnyhat]

3:05 I came for this.

[@glennarcher39]

I would prefer the Hip Hop Halphabet machine myself.

[@googleuser2571]

Johnny Depp is on record as saying he thinks Paul Whitehouse is one of the greatest actors in the world.

[@joedent3323]

Johhny Depp is a contrarian; a cuntrarian; a fruit; and a flake.

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

@DnB and Psy Production unfortunately it wasn't funny because he was overdoing it and tried to be funnier. Love that sketch series though :-)

[@MrKevster67]

great sketch lol

[@BozCobra]

Paul looks real scary as a woman, hahaha!

[@MrRichardBoner]

Nevals Civonaja Not as scary as the one he's impersonating.

[@BozCobra]

MrRichardBoner If you mean Grumpy Woman, thats not Paul who plays her, its Harry.

[@carleneboulden4386]

+MrRichardBoner haha true

[@tomcollinson4366]

I know this is 4 years old but I cannot let it stand. That's Harry

[@glennarcher39]

Timing is everything, glad you dropped by.

[@krisscanlon4051]

Sweaty man wanna have another go? No? 😂

[@regplasma7906]

I'd love a Nazi kettle if it's designed by Hugo Boss .

[@ProfessionalBob]

It would take 44444444.4 years for the dragons to break even on their investment with those profit margins...

[@zazuzazz5419]

Professional Bob That’s NUMBERWANG!!!

[@Littlebrum73]

Ffs I forgot how funny they were 😂😂

[@glennarcher39]

Read all the comments about the hip hop bit, still laugh now months afterwards

[@lamplight5]

3:12 to end i pissed myself laughing XD

[@tehn00bpwn3r]

Much better without the canned laughter

[@Alex-cw3rz]

It's not canned laughter it's a live studio audience

[@Chiefcheeseofcheddington]

What are you talking about? BBC don’t use canned laughter. It’s in front of an audience.

[@tehn00bpwn3r]

Same result losers@@Chiefcheeseofcheddington

[@whoevencares-rz8ej]

Everything is (everything is better without fakery). Hope people abandon fakery and ergo their strange god… (who is a snake 🐍).. 🕊✝️❤️

[@hypnotised-clover]

Where can one find it without the insufferable fake laughter?

[@glennarcher39]

It finished a few months ago, but no doubt they will do another series as it was so popular. This was the second series after a very long break. Send me a pm and I will tell you more.

[@alisuffolk]

Wouldn't you just love the Hip Hop Alphabet machine for xmas.....

[@TiNYTiM6791]

half the time the audience doesnt laff when i do xD

[@TommyTucker-rw8mu]

I love Harrys expression of Deborah so bloody funny.

[@notnjx5270]

'That's a regal product'

[@aliencow101]

i am sooo gonna make a hip-hop-halphebet!!!!!!!!!

[@glennarcher39]

@liftwaffe You are privileged to see BBC tv in your part of the world, not everyone can. If you go to great lengths to record, edit and upload small parts of the tv show to YOUR youtube account for OTHER people to watch and no other reason, then why not. I get no royalties or any other kind of remuneration for doing it, so why should someone else???