Meghan said to Harry “can you have a talk with the kids on drugs?” Harry said “fine,but I don’t make much sense when I’m high”.
@imahick57232 ай бұрын
I'd love to hear the talk he gives them on sex. Or maybe TWO will give that talk
@gwae482 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅
@debbiebentz76072 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@BecketteW2 ай бұрын
He’ll explain the best weed and coke to buy/use
@rachelwieselthier95182 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@dafinker34432 ай бұрын
Love love love Sam. Roffey perfect portrayal
@marilynjarvis82282 ай бұрын
My little viper....My little tarantula...Delicious Fun! Harry is 43% Colombian product after all! Always great parody interviews.
@imahick57232 ай бұрын
Great catch on Harry's 43%
@usercarefree442 ай бұрын
Harry's previous interview with ITV..every 'sniff' was telling. As he 'sniff' defamed his family 'sniff' some more...sniffed all the way through that bs piece.
@LunaZane2 ай бұрын
Brilliant as usual 👏👏
@taniafabregas95512 ай бұрын
Hahaha I really can’t get enough of your hilarious content 😅😅😅😅😅😅
@jayneryle5302 ай бұрын
Warms the heart to hear Meghan speak so lovingly of her beloved son.....Archewell🤔
@josefinajaime45502 ай бұрын
🤮warms the stomach
@mariateresamendez1552 ай бұрын
Right before leaving on their trip a new genetic test will show Meghan is 27% Colombian !?!?
@zed42252 ай бұрын
Waiting for it haha
@karensullivan32 ай бұрын
Meghan clutching her monogrammed bag! Brillant
@sue83442 ай бұрын
Going to get what’s coming to me…hopefully soon
@gailmarks34722 ай бұрын
And don’t forget she speaks Spanish 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lesleymcshanemitchell96512 ай бұрын
Indeed Her uncle paid for her to study the language When he got her a job in South America. The same Uncle she ghosted at her Wedding to hapless Harry
@zzz78152 ай бұрын
I thought it was Argentine
@ladylunatique93832 ай бұрын
@@zzz7815 lol maybe she speaks colombian as well 😂😂😂
@zed42252 ай бұрын
And her heritage is Maltese, erm Nigerian, erm who the heck knows. not even she does, it depends where she's going.
@Lizwilliams-e1c2 ай бұрын
Yes, would like to hear that 😅
@RJMa2502 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant ! If only the real Migraine and Hairplugs looked this good in real life ! Keep up the good work ! Oh, and a little less ironing on Meg's outfits !
@kimberlyelliott79332 ай бұрын
BRILLIANT 😂😂😂😂😂 BRAVO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@guestguest20302 ай бұрын
"I refuse to stand by watching my hair fall out" 🤣🤣🤣 And Meghan doing the interview with those oversized Hollywood sunglasses on! 🤣🤣🤣
@charmaccents62782 ай бұрын
And her purse!
@roxanereddy24712 ай бұрын
The President of Columbia says they weren't invited, they will not pay for a 5 star hotel.
@Joanne23122 ай бұрын
Great, but too short. More please. Archwell? Yeah yeah he's doing good.😅
@betht602 ай бұрын
"Get what's coming to me, get what's coming to meee.." My absolute favorite song of Hazbeen's! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tanyaedwards45742 ай бұрын
Sam, Sam, Sam, you're the man!! Archewell and Lilibeth 😂 Hazbeen with hos *old Grassy arse* - so clever, as always 👏👏👏
@SpaceLife802 ай бұрын
They just keep doing the same stupid things over and over… and somehow think it’s going to get better????
@deniseelsworth78162 ай бұрын
Yes that's the definition of madness😂
@SunMind62502 ай бұрын
“My little viper.” H’s endearments to M are hilarious
Thank you Sam! These two are the absolute champs of self delusion. "My little viper..."🐍🕷
@coashddjj2942 ай бұрын
"My little tarantula" I'm crying >> 😂😂😂
@naps4all2 ай бұрын
I've read about the splendid weather in Colombia--- so much snow, year round! I'm sure these two will be knee-deep in the delightful snow, without a care in the world!
@jordisbraun49852 ай бұрын
In Columbia South American there is now RAINING time and low degrees that means 18°Celsius
@naps4all2 ай бұрын
@@jordisbraun4985 The snow I mentioned is a different sort. It provides year round entertainment.
@jordisbraun49852 ай бұрын
@@naps4all 😂😂 thanks. Now I know.....
@imahick57232 ай бұрын
This might be a business meeting where they're negotiating importing some of that snow for their American Riviera orchard line
@sammij78632 ай бұрын
😊😊😊😅😅
@wallywhitlock992 ай бұрын
My Royal Viper...well done. Another great one.
@nancylipschultz11412 ай бұрын
My little viper! Favorite 🤩
@EnyaInTheWorld2 ай бұрын
Ha! What we were all thinking. 😉
@ChristineSutherwood2 ай бұрын
Brilliant ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@sfm5s2 ай бұрын
Never were truer words spoken from these two.
@will59892 ай бұрын
Maybe they could leave the kids in Compton.
@marthayanez68162 ай бұрын
I love the part: I know my viper, my lovely tarantula 😂😂😂 classic!!!!!
@tanyaedwards45742 ай бұрын
I don't know if I've mentioned this before. I'm looking after my mum who has paranoia dementai, and she has an invisible man who "steals" her food, shoes, pantyhose, etc.. and she often says. You're going to get what's coming to you, and it always reminds of Hazbeen's song and I have a quiet chuckle- I can't let her see me do that of course, but it's a highlight - not laughing at her of course, I'm sure you understand that I need some leght-hearted relief sometimes 😁
@crabwalk77732 ай бұрын
Perhaps let her know that your chuckle is for the thought of the man getting his comeuppance for frustrating her may bring her some 'security' or something.... Virtual hugs for your kindness helping her through 'all that'. ❤
@split-withsamroffey14312 ай бұрын
I do indeed understand. You're a wonderful daughter. Thanks for sharing this. Sam
@tanyaedwards45742 ай бұрын
@@crabwalk7773 I haven't thought about looking at it this way. Thanks so much! ♥
@tanyaedwards45742 ай бұрын
@@split-withsamroffey1431 🙏
@carolmanning83672 ай бұрын
Good luck, that's hard to do. One day you will get what's coming to you. I'm in the same boat.
@lesellen78502 ай бұрын
I adore how you turn the mess of these two ‘people’ and guarantee a laugh (especially for those that might need it). Giggling. ❣🌞🥑🎾
@sandybeach28412 ай бұрын
i had a style once, the kids "clamp" it.
@mmartin49782 ай бұрын
The only way these pair will meet up with,"charley" 😂
@donaldsmith76852 ай бұрын
From California to Jamaica, veiled as a trip to attend a Marley "Premier" but also a chance to have her photograph taken with Jamaica's top political figures. A trip to her "Homeland" where she is ignored by the president and the first lady but with her Nigerian photographer taking photos of her with Nigeria's military leaders. Now on to Columbia to be seen with the female VP and more photo ops. It appears as if Meghan could be trying to beef up her international portfolio should President Harris need a savvy, influential world traveler to fill a vacant position at the UN or in the Harris administration, possibly an ambassador....meanwhile Harry, much like Thomas Markle, can tend to the children. Just speculation.
@will59892 ай бұрын
I’d love to see her as the US Ambassador to North Korea!!
@denisepurcell40312 ай бұрын
@@will5989😂😂😂
@zed42252 ай бұрын
Need to lose the title then, yipppeeeee
@ottowa582 ай бұрын
Harris as president, now there’s a tragicomedy for you
@GordyDeedee2 ай бұрын
What children ? She has never carried Harry’s sperm
@Mel-gv4vo2 ай бұрын
Great as always Sam. The only thing the gruesome twosome are good for is making us laugh, they’re so weird.
@christineramsey55722 ай бұрын
I've missed Harry's song, thanks for bringing it back! The lyrics still apply.
@susie23662 ай бұрын
Love Harry's song...! 🎶 Get what's comin' to me... get what's coming to me...🎶
@Sofiadiosa2 ай бұрын
I am wheezing! 🤣
@sciencewins87982 ай бұрын
Love that duchess hand bag 😂😂😂
@inesborstel55922 ай бұрын
Thank you Sam 💕👍😂
@susanliston3422 ай бұрын
And yes, Meghan, be assured that we all swooned with envy over your Dior bag....
@Jaen15162 ай бұрын
" My little TARANTULA🕷" Thank you, we have a new nickname for Megaliar🕷👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@lauramason56672 ай бұрын
I love that she could barely remember her daughters name. Fantastic work, Sam.❤
@bdulrashid48382 ай бұрын
Going to Columbia for a cocaine binge?
@jaroslaval91592 ай бұрын
Oh when will he finally get what's comin' to him?!
@crabwalk77732 ай бұрын
👏👏👏 "Oh my gawd you're going to get what's coming to you!" .... "Yeah, well, .. allegedly." ❤❤❤❤
@Lillyanne02122 ай бұрын
Excellent! 😂😂🤣
@zed42252 ай бұрын
It's a snowy 'A' grade stay in Columbia for those two. Well done Sam, awesome as always. Like, share and sub people. KZbin must be squashing our Sam, and the world needs more humour, more parodies like this.
@charmaccents62782 ай бұрын
OMG, so funny!!!
@fiv46632 ай бұрын
Bravo Cobalt, LOL you make my day, so funny.
@parkwood63342 ай бұрын
Love the purse. Love the song. Love the vicious parodies.
@damsonginqueen11802 ай бұрын
I don’t think they are going for the coffee 😜😜 Will Methane speak Spanish, she boasted about it along with her fluent French 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@SaraGonzalez-u3g2 ай бұрын
I loved Harry's geography lesson 😅. I watch you from Peru ❤
@split-withsamroffey14312 ай бұрын
Thanks! 😃
@valprince54552 ай бұрын
Brilliant ❤
@melaniebailly31452 ай бұрын
😂😂 thank you I needed the laugh
@BecketteW2 ай бұрын
Megz wig looks better than usual. Well done.
@eleveneleven90332 ай бұрын
Meghan, you look like you’re lost weight. It’s very becoming. 🇺🇸👍🏻
@markbrautigam25022 ай бұрын
Too bad she doesn’t take care of what is inside
@laureengirsang34252 ай бұрын
Love it!!😂😂❤
@renatasuzuki48942 ай бұрын
pure genius❤😂
@rookspakiri78402 ай бұрын
Is Harry and Megan going to use the mafia boss for security. Enjoy your shopping Harry.
@zed42252 ай бұрын
More Godfather Sam please. I feel like Carparkles needs more talks with The Godfather.
@NanaJ22092 ай бұрын
Allegedly 😂😂😂
@Kendrod2 ай бұрын
👏👏👏😍
@artistgirl14892 ай бұрын
I think this is my favorite ❤
@karlavlieger44412 ай бұрын
Thank you Sam 😂😂😂
@dawnramagli79362 ай бұрын
Absolutely Luv Markle's faux HRM Queen Elizabeth purse, C
@mazzid99732 ай бұрын
You had me at "my little tarantula" how brilliantly apt‼️😬😁😂🪃🇦🇺🦘❤️
@sciencewins87982 ай бұрын
Didn't she say she speaks Spanish? Now... we will see 😂
@marthamoore74742 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@chg12642 ай бұрын
Perfectly done! Might need to hire some extra security. Might be some recently retired agents out there. Or fired.
@ExpectTheSpanishInquisition2 ай бұрын
IMO, ole Haz is venturing into Columbia to ink a deal for the exclusive rights to their top grade boogah sugah (again, imo) for the Montecito area. Anyone disagree??
@GordyDeedee2 ай бұрын
Looking for snow ⛄️
@noellarash3672 ай бұрын
Will they take their own personal chef… like they did while travelling to Nigeria?
@mscelbabe12 ай бұрын
Brilliant! Lol 😂
@maribelviering38632 ай бұрын
Sam, you are just a great observer !!!!
@sylviakuzniewski33302 ай бұрын
You are the best
@user-ns3dq2cm4y2 ай бұрын
Love this!! Reenact the wedding.
@psch67822 ай бұрын
My little tarantula…
@colleenneufeld20662 ай бұрын
Great episode
@sallybee61052 ай бұрын
Brilliant, as ever. Hope Sparkly Markle picks up a few recipe ideas. Isn’t that what ‘brand’ type people do, use their travel to support their telly stuff..
@margueritecahoon37372 ай бұрын
You have H down to a T! M a close second!
@dorothyskarpaas11802 ай бұрын
Once again, brilliant!
@janetdidonato99632 ай бұрын
"Shame is so 20th century!" So is just F-ing off, apparently. Who was it that said "there are no second acts in America?" Because it looks like that's ALL there is, ad infinitum. I'm late Sam -- this one got lost in the sauce!
@sarakaychilds25652 ай бұрын
Lol... So funny and sas cuz its true
@gwae482 ай бұрын
5 and 3 year olds online ???? 🤔🙄
@jeanettecooper9252 ай бұрын
Hilarious! 🤣
@berniemckenna34872 ай бұрын
Sam 👏👏👍👏😂😂😂😂❤️
@teresapaskell54592 ай бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏💙
@kimcollins85574 күн бұрын
Lol id forgotten harrys song now its stuck in my head 😂😂
@sunnycatc64912 ай бұрын
Better check their bags on their return trip... Including her little designer number😂
@Swena762 ай бұрын
Viper... My little tarantula. Lol! 😂😂❤
@CJScrol2 ай бұрын
Haha!!!👏👏👏
@Scott-iu2jx20 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 definitely a little viper 🥱😂😂😂
@sammyandboots2 ай бұрын
Let it go
@MellyBooHoo2 ай бұрын
❤
@55stripey552 ай бұрын
I hope they all address her in Spanish
@deannarosado55172 ай бұрын
🙂
@HuntClubBarbie2 ай бұрын
Pretty sure Markle's purpose of visiting Colombia was to score a precious emerald souvenir. 💚