Harry Potter but in Poland 2

[@Tol1as]

"Hagrid, don't you know it's bad luck to steal from a gypsy?" Man Hermione is always such a know-it-all.

[@crash-testproductions9341]

@natsockaiser2067 They have a gypsy witch who can jinx you if you steal something from them. You don't.

[@kiszkjmt8564]

​@@crash-testproductions9341damn, they freakin' outsmarted us

[@doctordemon5076]

Not really,to steal from a thief,its always good luck! 😅

[@SGMiner21]

Knowing its from a romanian he would steal it back

[@Cairo198]

@natsockaiser2067 it's weird to be a gypsy from the capital, studying at a university

[@JackoBanon1]

This is another certified hood classic

[@jwhjacek]

@znanypolicji made certified hood classics 😂

[@Rougeduchess802]

To jest następny certyfikowany kapturowy klasyk

[@hakureikunai6650]

"Czy powinniśmy pójść do łazienki DELA dziewcząt?" "Nie znam Harry" Najbardziej rozbawiły mnie te błędy XD

[@Userrggjifiubno]

Polski zbyt zaawansowany język dla google translate xD

[@jacekmak87]

To nie błedy, to Ukraińska mowa

[@Userrggjifiubno]

@@jacekmak87 jeszcze gorzej

[@brickie9816]

Kurde ja myślałem że to jakiś nowy slang xd

[@Feflar]

@@jacekmak87 tak, na ukrainie mowią 'nie znam' i tłumaczą to na 'i dont know'. ty to jesteś lingwista, was to kacapskie trolle nawet już pisać po polsku nie uczą. xD a ten akcent to bot, idioci, bo jest wygenerowany przez AI na podstawie próbki głosów i dlatego brzmi jak ivona.

[@alexluna__]

'wiemy o kamieniu nerkowym alkoholikow' 'profesor snape byl alkoholikiem przez wiele lat, nie macie o co sie martwic' 😂

[@erykoweczary73]

o czym ty do nie pierdolisz

[@olablc531]

Even though it's clearly google translated, meaning whoever made it isn't Polish, it's so spot on! How do you know us so well?

[@kolper6799]

Memes. Its just that east european memes are better at documenting life than historians.

[@rompstar]

I am Polish and it didn’t sound google translated to me, man.

[@olablc531]

@@rompstar Just little details, like Co z Tobą, instead of A Ty? Or Nie znam, instead of Nie wiem. Those let it out.

[@rompstar]

@@olablc531 who knows, maybe not formal polish (street slang), but it sound good to me - hahaha

[@СергейАзрапкин-э4ь]

How do I know?! Because I am Russian. You exposed me😂😂😂

[@Nkwenkl18]

Having grown up with polish people-these videos bring me profound joy that I cannot properly express with words.

[@hannaholub1456]

The same great feeling. I miss these weirdos😢 badly. They are the best!

[@tomclanys]

@@hannaholub1456

[@mayfair_forest_witch]

Here, let me help you express that feeling of profound joy: o ja pierdolę, ale zajebiste!

[@Noctazar]

Jeden z nas. Jeden z nas.

[@shateq]

@@Noctazar Jeden z nas

[@MatiSob09]

"Okradanie cygana przynosi pecha" XDD

[@prasaite]

Chyba jest egzaminem mistrzowskim

[@arzagest3904]

or okrádání cigána přínáší pech

[@younglingslayer2000]

przecież to jest na odwrót

[@oreoyt2008]

KURWA XD

[@syntetic1715]

​@@younglingslayer2000 nie zgodzę się w tym przypadku zazwyczaj odbierasz swoje rzeczy xd

[@buddyboyingtonesq.231]

_"You're a Slav, Harry! Now finish your drink.."_

[@MaciejBogdanStepien]

Down with it, HARRY! Yes! Now, this ONE is a heavily underrated comment.

[@ponczos_2293]

I'm polish and I'm having a blast with these xD Those errors only make this video better lol

[@adamfor5048]

Kamica nerkowa alkoholików ja pierdole 😂😂😂😂😂😂 potrzebujemy calego filmu o tym 😂😂

[@konradkomentator4832]

"Wiemy o kamieniu nerkowym alkoholików." "- Uważamy że profesor Snape próbuje zdobyć kamień nerkowy. - Co sprawia że tak mówisz? "- Widzieliśmy jak pił bimber po zajęciach". Ten ostatni tekst mnie tak rozwalił, że aż sobie zrobiłem przerwę.

[@asansfakeaccound5466]

Yooo this is almost perfect! The only mistake in proper polish language was "nie znam" instead of "nie wiem", but it's hard for non native speaker as they both translate to "i don't know". Overall that was masterpiece and caught the stereotypes even from polish perspective

[@olablc531]

I don't know how they know us so well 😄 there were more things though: "Co z Tobą" instead of "A Ty?", "Co sprawia, że tak mówisz?" instead of "Dlaczego tak myślisz?" or something else sounding more natural, "Wejdź" instead of "Wejdźcie" (and in general Hagrid should address them in plural in that scene). I'm not saying this to reproach that masterpiece of course, just saying that Google Translate can't always handle Polish hehe. But these were really small things, overall, the Polish vibe is perfectly captured!

[@bololander]

@@olablc531 On the other hand, no one expects dresiarz to be a paragon of proper language, so... it fits?

[@jacek-jan]

Other mistake: Ron's tracksuit should have FOUR stripes (as cheap Adidas rip-off) instead of three (like in Harry's). Edit: chat GPT was better linguistic learned.

[@dawndefender]

It sound kind of russian - "ja nie znaju"

[@HughJanus-z5t]

I probably sound like Hagrid in this video when I attempt to speak polish

[@angelotavani5080]

Been in Poland a lot but never heard 'kurwa' so many times in a row 😂

[@KPOTOBYXA]

В этой вселенной Гарри, вместо того чтобы разваливать Волдеморта самому, может обратиться за помощью к профессиональному убийце чудовищ

[@NicolasPine]

Jesteś Wiedźminem Harry!

[@kwascytrynowy6948]

@@NicolasPine ale vesemirze

[@Aida_Davidovna]

Toss a coin to your Witcher....

[@ONE-ml1be]

Te głosy wydają się tak realistyczne, że niemal uwierzyłem, że Harry Potter, Hermiona i Ron są z Polski😂

[@kalare9319]

😂

[@jankoval]

kurwa

[@GoPnIK_1]

As a slav, I understood everything said in the video😂😂

[@o6321]

Z tym smokiem rozwaliło😂, zarąbiste chce więcej 100%true

[@Carawing]

I love how you used OSTs from the old Harry Potter EA games. Brings back memories.

[@D.Müller329]

"that is a romanian dragón, I stole It from a gypsy a few weeks ago" 🤣🤣

[@TheKaiyaK]

To jest takie polskie😂

[@KolkoCat]

Hermoirone even looks Slavic holy shit this is so well made

[@bartosztomaszewski5854]

please continues this series, it brings glory to our great country XD

[@Wolvenstar]

Hahaha this series is too funny. If you can, please continue with part 3.

[@peanutbutterjelle]

How many times was the word "kurwa" used? Yes.

[@Crey12321]

Even more polish than the 1st part, nice work!

[@maybelater1031]

The most desperate desire of Harry's heart is to be an alcoholic.

[@MimMdance]

"I just see myself holding a bottle of vodka" that was so funny 😂

[@ZeEduardo95]

Can we have Harry Potter but in Finland? I wanna hear Harry and Ron exclaim "Voi vittu perkele saatana!".

[@Oszczywilski]

Great! But if you are going to continue this, remember that in Polish Hermione is called Hermiona.

[@Allutka1504]

Myślę że kiedy przychodzi do wymowy to jest to nawet śmieszniejsze xD

[@QuantumAscension1]

Dude, it took me 15 years to pronounce Hermione's name correct, you can't just throw a new way to say it on me all of a sudden 😂

[@lollylula6399]

I've watched these so many times! Please make some more.

[@mac_pls]

less vodka in this one, but the story is improving please keep it coming

[@estebansantamaria8729]

I been working and living with polish ppl in the uk and i fucking love this videos 😂

[@Homo.sapiens.sapiens2001]

Szczerze powiedziawszy POLSZCZYZNA do ów najłatwiejszych języczków świata chyba nie należy. Co nie panie kolego?? 😂😂😂

[@slimeshadow1970]

​@@Homo.sapiens.sapiens2001 Drogi panie kolego, jako Polak mam takie samo zdanie co ty. Polska górą 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

[@MegaPierzak]

Z tym Kamieniem Nerkowym Alkoholowym to tak trochę Walaszkiem zalatuje 😂

[@TheOBOM]

This reminds me of the time when I was at my favourite swimming spot, sitting next to a group of Polish youngsters and asked what the word "Kurwa" meant, because the seemed to use it a lot ... that got quite a few laughs!

[@johnchristianson515]

My grandparents on my moms side are Polish, a lot of this really hits home.

[@kengbrissy3074]

Holding trophy with Lewandowski😂

[@Headbangerr-en2cc]

Vol.3 should include: - hooligans - Fiat 126p - polish imigrants in Hogwart - more vodka

[@NataliaKosakowska-n1b]

Have you every been in Poland?Oo

[@Headbangerr-en2cc]

@@NataliaKosakowska-n1b maybe, once or twice, why? 😄

[@MM-zg4wu]

101% współczesnej polskości :⁠-⁠)

[@marvolom787]

Love it. Also i'm sure Harry got socks for presents. That or vodka

[@madsunbro]

Kurwa, its going to be a trilogy

[@KA456hd]

Omg they even sound like real dubbing voices🤯! Złoto!

[@bogdandrozd5501]

Następna część powinna nosić nazwę "Chory Pioter i Grzybica Paznokci"

[@prasaite]

znając nasze reklamy raczej "Grzybica miejsc intymnych"

[@gdgamingboi5159]

​@@prasaite😂

[@Poznan__]

In Poland gifts for Christmas are being given during Christmas Eve :)

[@MortSalazar]

It's been give or take 60 years since Poland was good at football. They're still fanatical about their teams and consider it national sport. That's kinda funny to me.

[@89BlackGatomon]

I understand polish, its beautiful ♡

[@Pigraider268]

0:36 Yes this worlds could be translated as "Nie znam" but in this context it should be "Nie wiem". "Nie znam Harry" is like "I don't know Harry/him" while "nie wiem" is "I don't know (this), Harry"

[@Мойевропейскийжидобандеровский]

Not nie znam, Harry?

[@Sylkis89]

​@@МойевропейскийжидобандеровскийIt's Polish, not Russian lol

[@CamelCasee]

I love the harry potter game soundtrack, it will always hold a place in my heart.

[@ChadHoneyBee]

As a polish person I approve of this ai generated video as Very Accurate

[@RedGuy6969]

Hope You continue the America one as well, that one is great too 😁

[@raduo7886]

This is brilliant and funny as k***a, please make more! Also, a small suggestion, add a bit of Bobr in there...

[@213Kuba]

So good Another one! Greetings from PL

[@ITSAMEAUTOMA]

It's so relatable and i am waiting for part 3, pozdro z polski :)

[@KvikDeVries]

"I can't confirm how accurate it is" - I can, and I would say it is painfully accurate ;)

[@HRodz-eipx]

Hermione is always so gorgeous every universe she goes.

[@Xellius13]

Alcoholic kidney stone. Almost chocked on my 5 pm cup of vodka rofl

[@MultiKamil97]

There are some mistakes but overally it's funny as hell. I had a good laugh watching it 😆

[@IzayoiArwena]

To jest piękne!!! Błagam, zrób następną część! I pełną wersję. Ukradłem go cyganom, jest to możliwe?

[@kamillord2849]

Please part 3❤

[@albertgufranov451]

I think I've got how to speak Polish: if you are disappointed => kurwa if you are impressed => ja pierdolę any other situation => say random words containing a lot of prz bż szcz...

[@pawehebda2583]

In english you have like 2 curses - fuck and shit. But we... We have a whole ass library of words on every occasion

[@ВикторияЛермонт-г6д]

Это просто шедевр 😅 нет серьезно

[@SergeantSniper]

"You know about the alcoholic's kidney stone" what the fuck 🤣

[@Overdrawn_]

Kamień nerkowy alkoholików xD

[@P4BL0_p]

0% sex: 0% drugs: 10% vodka: 15% Lewandowski: 20% ja pierdole: 55% kurwa:

[@Allutka1504]

This is the best Harry Potter more please ❤

[@qsgarage8197]

Pił bimber 😂😂😂 taaa, a później wsiadł na trzydziestkę i pojechał po kolejny 🤣

[@PaladinErik]

This is perfect!

[@vD_eagle]

Please part 3 im begging

[@waydex1216]

"I just see myself holding a bottle of Vodka" That's exactly what a true Gryffindószki would see, ja pierdole. Also Polish Hermione looks so beautiful :0

[@grzyb11]

0:14 i swear down this is one of the fifa covers with messi

[@SUPERLEAF026]

I have lived in Poland for almost 14 years and I have never seen a Pole drink vodka

[@MCEMA1996]

So, where you lived, under rock?

[@One-Shot-Kid_Lumbago]

Then you never was near biedronka

[@Georg-l6s]

When is the next part?!! It is so good!

[@exohdpl6741]

O kurwa jakie to piękne

[@SilverHand-vb7gr]

ron sounds like harry, and harry sounds like draco malfoy. Ofc in polish dubb XD

[@sonnynova6138]

Its half stereotypes, but sometimes people in Poland do act like that. Alltho we are all changeing a bit too.

[@mromg8282]

Despite 1 small and 1 major translation error, it was great. The boots killed me xD Oh, and the kidney stone too. That shit slaps.

[@jubas8273]

haha, yes, this is much better than part 1, because there are jokes about football, which actually also makes some of our nation crazy :)

[@ksaweryw8978]

I Hope next part will be soon

[@agtbrdsrcrspkt4007]

,,PO PROSTU WIDZE SIEBIE Z BUTELKA WÓDKI” HAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHSHSHSHSHSHSH

[@GrubyKaftan]

XDddd😂 "okradanie cygana przynosi pecha" its so good

[@the_sam_strong]

Hagrid aged quite a bit from last video lol

[@Bateluer]

Thank you KCD for teaching the meaning of 'Kurva'.

[@JohnnyIrish553]

This is so awesome!!!

[@life.hacker]

Make more in Poland PLEASE!

[@z420-o2m]

i'm french guys i know a little poland i love that please continue :)

[@BAZTI12]

as someone who's learning polish i find this extra funny

[@666marq]

no kurwa, to jest w pytke ziom

[@danix1983]

The fact that the first word in this movie is a curse Obviously Poland

[@bdawg4231]

I love how in the subtitles fk is still kurwa lolololol

[@ob5861]

the last part was a chef kiss. so real hahaha ja pierdole hary

[@haru_verse]

Kocham zostawienie w napisach polskich przekleństw xd

[@johnnycincocero]

I've been to Greenpoint, Brooklyn...so yeah.

[@Roxy_on_4_paws]

I love how many swears are there even thought im from poland :)

[@trollfake9578]

I'm from PL and it reminds me the childhood in the '90s and early '00s :P

[@stickieoficjalny]

Zajebiste. Najlepsze są błędy, ale teksty też niczego sobie

[@telepaths]

This is exquisite 😂

[@leanykakicsi6152]

Just throw in some paprika and this video can pass off as Harry Potter but in Hungary imo 😂❤

[@pertimunan]

I see Lewandowski is a wizard...

[@dustwhere]

please make more PLEASE

[@ChrisAwesomeOfNorway]

Can we have a Norwegian Harry Potter? "You're a salmon farming billionaire Harry!" "Keegt!"

[@morava8333]

please, we need episode 3

[@kolguss]

Waiting for p2!