🇦🇺 If an Aussie went to Hogwarts 🇦🇺

G'day mates! Meet Bazza, the loose unit Aussie stirring things up as the only student from Down Under at Hogwarts. This wizard's always got something to say and never shies from trouble! Tag along on Bazza's mad adventures at school as they get up to no good with spells, magical critters, and standing up to old Voldy. Experience the thrill and magic of Hogwarts, Aussie style! Should be a ripper time, so subscribey to join in on the fun!
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[@degariuslozak2169]

We need a crossover of Aussie Harry Potter and PS1 Harry Potter❤

[@LightningZ_OnTop]

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[@balls_eater]

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[@Orangevr69_]

Fr

[@galacticp1]

Rf

[@TheGreatPapyrus-95]

rf

[@Lemon_Cream.]

“Dumbledore doesn’t want to risk it after Neville blew his own nuts off” I laughed a little too loud at that one 😂

[@ladyalicent705]

This was literally one of the most hilarious videos of all time, but in all seriousness, the one at the end with the Australian student comforting Myrtle was honestly so cute! No wonder all the women (including Malfoy’s mum) like him so much! He’s a sweetheart! ❤️❤️❤️

[@marcgallagher32]

Thanks so much mate. Ha ha Aussie Bazza may be crass but he has a good heart.

[@starstruck_star]

yeah hes good with em ladies

[@ladyalicent705]

@@marcgallagher32He’d need to have a good heart to pump all the needed blood around his body! 48 inches after all, that’s not even counting the balls!

[@MrDucklington]

​@@marcgallagher32I think there's something wrong with the Malfoy's bum they are always shitting themself

[@marcgallagher32]

@@MrDucklington I agree.

[@k-boi420]

“Bloody Australians!” - Tom Riddle/Voldemort’s last words

[@Amelia.penny_2011]

😂as an Aussie this is fuckin hilarious.

[@Noodledoodle-fs5mm]

@@Amelia.penny_2011IDK😂😂😂😂

[@CD_DooooDAlt]

LAWS CAN BE CHANGED IF NECESSARY, in the context chosen was so hilarious

[@ozgamerab8780]

I can’t stop thinking about the time a magpie killed the basilisk 😂

[@KingArgus-fy5xq]

Note to self: whenever i should see a magpie... RUN

[@user-hd7dv7rr5x]

@@KingArgus-fy5xq R U N

[@yasjones1737]

As an Australian when you see one take cover And that’s why his pet snake was indeed f*****

[@jamiealmenning-lland8805]

nice pp (profile pic)

[@TwitchyyTac0s]

Magpies are fucking horrid to be near,Do not stare one in the eye or hold a very shiny object near it

[@Noble06312]

I’m guessing that Australians naturally speak Parsletongue? That would make sense 😂

[@TheGoddessOfNight]

yeah we do

[@starstruck_star]

yeah matey we gotta tame em bloody 'roos. edit: this is a joke

[@NaturalOrder]

duh

[@Exot1c_shooter45]

Yea mate we do

[@el_hadescabin]

yeah mate we actually do

[@elfishmoss1457]

'Swear to it, make the unbreakable vow' over $20 sounds great

[@neea_alina]

No need to be so aggressive with the hat there Harry-

[@thepatriot47]

​@@Apsinha7888ayo 👀

[@ozgamerab8780]

How did you comment before the release time…

[@ketutswandana8796]

@@ozgamerab8780hang on

[@Chascalol]

​@@ozgamerab8780yeah how?

[@ozgamerab8780]

@@Chascalol Wait I think the video was premiered and they commented before the video started lol. The comment was probably talking about the thumbnail, with Harry wearing an Australian hat and saying “Every episode c*nt”

[@adoomi_]

i didn't know there was a whole 22 minutes of this but now that i do, i'm downloading this for whenever i take the bus somewhere

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha enjoy my friend!

[@DuckAllMighty]

I fucking love the scene about eshays, it cracks me up every time, and the bloody magpie.

[@xv_ltachi_vx663]

"Turns out my wife is a whorcrux, came home to find her with 2 wands in her mouth", "this is dark stuff very dark stuff" best line in the whole vid

[@Celestinezsq]

OMFG THIS-

[@TheGoddessOfNight]

BEST COMPILATION EVER!!!!! WORTH THE WAIT!!!!!

[@marcgallagher32]

Aw thanks so much mate.

[@fastplays9932]

​@@marcgallagher32loved the magpie reference lol

[@TheMemeLord700]

It is funny

[@NoobMaster-ue6gl]

@@marcgallagher32G’day mate. That was absolutely f#@king hilarious.

[@0Titanos]

Lol

[@AmberHoggard]

"I'm an old man." That was a suspicious way to answer that question-"

[@ssiddarth]

Now this is a compilation that's genuinely worth watching 👌

[@starstruck_star]

this is the embodiment of aussie. i'm proud to be a half aussie and potterhead bc of this, this actually made me giggle 😭😭😭😭 you remind me of my year 4 teacher who also happened to be named marc and the "BLOODY AUSTRALIANS!" at 5:37 really got me 💀💀

[@Doamz3]

You need to make if an Aussie was minister or head teacher of hogwarts

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

At 1:15 Malfoy went spinning like a beyblade. Good one. Nice shot. Would have cast the same spell myself

[@mohammedamir799]

This is the Harry Potter we all truly needed!!! The Aussie Magic School would be fantastic!!

[@popcornpope1969]

Thank you for making this masterpiece. "btw we NEED if Frodo was Australian"

[@tomford14]

“Dumbledore doesn’t wanna risk it after Neville blew his own nuts off” 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed a lil too hard at that one

[@crotrick7063]

"The last teacher i did lines w got fucking fired" is crazy

[@souldraigon6462]

I could not stop laughing literally since I started watching the video.... talk about a legendary sense of humor I was nearly on the floor like 15 times

[@krpticshadows]

Wingardium-KICK-YA-NUTSACK! Best 1 liner ever to exist

[@j.i.709]

Or Ex-smelly-armpits😂😂

[@Myexistenceisirrelivant-]

I was on the border of laughing like a maniac at 10:30pm when I'm meant to be asleep- took me every effort just to not snort, let alone full-blown maniacal cackling- why was that video so true tho- 😂 I'm an Aussie and I could totally see any of my friends in that position at Hogwarts (I would say me also, but I try to keep my cussing to a minimum, so I'd probably throw insults, but like, g-rated ones- 😅)

[@cwistianowonaldo]

samee

[@Blazekicker14]

Exactly me to

[@That_1_Hufflepuff]

Lets take a moment to remember how Barry got Avada Kadavera'd just for the sake of our enjoyment and got attacked by Dumbledore. 💀

[@siamesedreamsx]

1:30 _"oh mate, you speak snake?! f*ck, how ah yah?!?"_ 💀🤣😭

[@annatomasik6927]

Love the sorting hat! and the fabulous Aussie ❤

[@marcgallagher32]

Thanks legend ☺️🙏

[@mariammahfoud8465]

OMG THE CENTRELINK PART IS SO RELATABLE 😂😂😂

[@Elbeno6548]

I'd love to see an Aussie Indiana Jones edit, where you put yourself into various scenes from the 5 movies

[@marcgallagher32]

Oh that would be fun.

[@Elbeno6548]

@@marcgallagher32 I also showed this video to my mum (we're both aussie's btw) and we were laughing our heads off XD

[@marcgallagher32]

@@Elbeno6548 ha ha that’s great. I love when families enjoy my stuff together.

[@Elbeno6548]

My favourite clip of yours is the one in the herbology class where you made the mandrake roots become eshays "Oi get his shoes"

[@matthewkoeleman2271]

Make if an Aussie was in the hunger games, but instead of killing others, we kill eshays

[@TheGoddessOfNight]

yes just yes

[@marcgallagher32]

Definitely plan to release some hunger games content when the film comes out.

[@matthewkoeleman2271]

@@marcgallagher32 great, cant wait even a second

[@matthewkoeleman2271]

@@marcgallagher32 but what about the telly tubbies as well

[@commandershortsight]

“Watch out Harry he’s got Omicron!” 💀

[@ilikecatsandtos2]

17:35 I just love imagining Tom's tombstone with the last words being "BLOODY AUSTRALIANS!"

[@OmegaDanielChemPhysixnMusic]

The snake part was my favourite lol 😂

[@ShreksFarm]

More of this please! The reason i subscribed to you 😁

[@marcgallagher32]

Definitely planning more. Don't you worry.

[@pika-2]

The mackpie bit was so true I swear these things swoop ya like it's nothing

[@user-ky6xl1oz4p]

"See, Moody knows- Why do you know?" *cough*

[@PBPNJRPgamin]

1:30 had me cracking up 😂

[@raiden_prime24]

I think we need more bazza and snape, imagine Snape doing occlumency with an aussie

[@Ur_fellow_dauhter_of_Ares]

The eshays bit had me cracking up 😂 I’m Australian

[@AriaaaHazbinnn]

"WINGARDIUM KICK-YA-NUTSACK" My new fave line

[@PerfectionReincarnated]

I want to see a whole movie but Barry/Bazza is the main character insetad of Harry

[@jasoncampbell3318]

Watching this compilation is f**king brilliant. Thank you big fella f

[@DaniMacYo]

This is better than the actual movies. 🤣

[@marcgallagher32]

Thanks mate!

[@HamishBruce-if2jw]

So funny 😂 and yet so true.

[@JensonPlaysFifa]

Jesus potter you got to stop sniffing glue mate😂😂😂

[@JuliansTrainsandGames]

9:12 I bet that was a reference to either Wii U Rainbow Road’s jump between paths that saves time, or a reference to the fact that Mario Kart 8 patched the infamous N64 Rainbow Road shortcut, and Voldemort went for it and fell off.

[@Allendosseldorf]

The bit about cyclists and magpies is so right!! 😂😂😂😂

[@mog8530]

Jesus Christ as an Australian this is so bloody funny almost actuslly pissed myself eith laughter😂😂

[@marcgallagher32]

Glad you enjoyed it mate ☺️🙌

[@mog8530]

@@marcgallagher32this video was such an amazing way to start the year lol😂

[@tomford14]

“How’s that gonna help Neville when he’s stacking shelves at Woolworths?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@hazbinhotelfanatic]

16:24 "happy christmas barry :D" was so cutee 😭

[@buddyboofhead1097]

I didn’t stop laughing for this whole thing! 😂😂😂

[@Timastheorange]

Best series on KZbin

[@mialeaver435]

I love these so much 😂

[@DMRCraft]

"Ur an Aussie Harry"

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

[@oliversherman2414]

We need a crossover with these live action clips and the PS1 clips XD 🤣😂

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha this could be arranged.

[@oliversherman2414]

@@marcgallagher32 nice 👍🏻

[@ClearlySkies]

Yea. I see Melfoy flinching at a fist. 😂😂 He litterly gets beaten up by a nerd. 😂😂

[@The_rugbyfannn]

Lol so helpful I love this series

[@DanceMonkeysALDC]

As a aussie this is absolutely fabulous

[@katherinefernandez6124]

I love the way he says the spells

[@milnez]

Love your work 😂

[@i.aladdin]

Still sayin pelican, love it. Some things never get old. I started sayin pelican after you showed me Peep Show way back in the day.

[@marcgallagher32]

You know it ya bloody pelican 😂

[@Mehorahuman]

This is so true, im in Australia right now since i live here and this is all so correct

[@dreft4253]

I was watching this and I just couldn’t hold myself 😂

[@8Element6]

This is hilarious🤣

[@spin0saurusa88]

voldys gonna go moldy when he faces an aussie... aussie vs fred and george? place ur bets here

[@TheGoddessOfNight]

aussie all the way

[@TwitchyyTac0s]

He doesn't take the hogwarts express,he flies his Ford A/U to school.

[@Itz.K_kYT15]

7:49 it cozied me tho laughos hard i started to crylol

[@DaLink25]

Dang, and I thought I had good insults for bad HP characters! You’re good man👍🏻

[@Adore_Meemee]

“ ex-smelly-armpits “ is the best one 😂

[@valerianocosta5976]

So Salazar could speak with snake not because of magic, but because he was australian too

[@ecm84ee]

The magpie part fucking killed me. 😂😂😂😂

[@JesPeucker-ok7ct]

The magpie bit was my fav

[@DaRealmonch_king]

I was dying from laughter incredible video you have earned a sub :)

[@rott1ng_corpse]

The punch I can’t 😂😂

[@harisbilalshahid9336]

That british accent when mandrik said "I'm gonna stab ya"😂😂

[@jamieivan2426]

Ha ha ha the best 23 min in my life great job marc

[@jaredporikos2197]

LOL A spider saying F off XD

[@daigozidashi4376]

"I thought you said I was a Lizard" Though I'd have to start doing Geico commercials. 😂

[@lynnedonme4690]

“Take out your wand” “Ok…” *unzips* *Disagreeable noises* “Oh right this one sorry” *zips up* Why did I expect that 🙃

[@GoofyMyranda]

omfg!!! this is f**king hilarious!!! 21:46 - "I think you followed through mate" if gold. my stomach still hurts from all the laughing. 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@marcgallagher32]

So glad you enjoyed it legend ☺️🙏

[@EugeneDingleBerryFan]

The eshay part got me 😆

[@minekurtmininer216]

First you gotta fight bellatrix Then you gotta roast Marge

[@irkorpus]

this was better than the movies. thanks mate

[@frankproffitt8635]

Ferrety f ya got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Six_TheOnlyOne]

Bro, I love just binge watching ur stuff man.

[@marcgallagher32]

Aw thanks mate. So glad ya love em.

[@Six_TheOnlyOne]

@@marcgallagher32 yup, I’m still going.

[@juancabardo21]

“You tried to take that shortcut on Rainbow Road and you fell off.” Oof the memories

[@JOHNNYTUBE1907]

16:11Ah yes the most powerful spell madeyoulookus

[@The_doctor1963]

I have watched this video at least ten times!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Great_Britain_real]

I got an add after you said ladies and gentlemen we know who the killer is “HEAD AND SHOULDERS”

[@briella3023]

This was edited beautifully 😂

[@stephaniehoyland4901]

Ok Hogwarts new release to employ some Australian teachers because the spells Kick-Ass

[@JacobSilverlake]

Noted: in case of WW3, get some Magpies and train them. Got it!

[@Otter855]

22 minute of pure Aussie magic

[@y3tti627]

I'm dead when he speaks to the snake 😂

[@Raz.C]

So very accurate!!

[@kiwicloud101]

"ferretty-f**k-ya" got me cracking up like an egg

[@emilydowney3054]

Finally some one who really gets us aussies

[@Z-Gaming7]

9:12 got me laughing