harry potter is an e-boy (Harry Potter Madlibs w/ Tessa Netting)

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[@EmilyT2005]

"The Dursleys shuddered to think what the VSCO girls would say if the Potters sksksked in the streets." Is the greatest sentence spoken of all time,

[@silverfoxii1311]

I agree

[@rubysrandomlair1522]

What is with the street sksksking?

[@MercuryIsDumb]

VSCO...

[@deserievaux5058]

Vsco*

[@katarinablagojevic5760]

*VSCO

[@danidkg4071]

shhhh don't show this to harry, he's already damn near making an e-boy tiktok account where he does nothing but stare at the camera

[@lizulim3207]

Oh my gosh, I'm just imagining Hermione saying that.

[@harrypotterandspider-man9098]

It’s true

[@gachar0bin177]

IMAGINE!

[@lorelikesthings]

lol

[@gamerzrcool9162]

@@lizulim3207 your imagination is... cursed and perfect ngl

[@rileyhanson7947]

No one: Tessa: hOw dO yOu sMeLl sO gOoD

[@TTFLOEWITP]

*hOw dO yOu sMeLl sO gOoD*

[@demonias2439]

*HoW dO yOu sMeLl sO gEwDdDdD*

[@lily-wm5wd]

“They didn’t want Dudley messing with an E-Boy” I actually died 😂😂

[@hallegibson]

“It turns out he didn’t slice him, he squished him” I DIED 😂😂😂

[@salemstowaway7927]

Harry: "Squish it, don't slice it." Hermione: "No, the instructions specifically said to slice!"

[@hallegibson]

Salem Stowaway 😂😂😂

[@chipman45]

@@salemstowaway7927 Snape: *enters the room* NO IT SAYS TO SQUISH! *squishes Harry*

[@helenajakobsen6220]

Ooh no!

[@spicymochi.tsukki1736]

Sameee

[@theasexualvampire13]

2:24 " 'He looks so slippery with himself. I've enclosed a picture so you can see.' "...No, I don't WANT to see.

[@kailovesdaemobois1571]

I do

[@Olive_-uy8cj]

@@kailovesdaemobois1571 TF??

[@kailovesdaemobois1571]

@@Olive_-uy8cj XD I JUST IMAGINED HIM SLIPPING AROUND ON THE FLOOR

[@Olive_-uy8cj]

@@kailovesdaemobois1571 yeah lol

[@rokiahmohdnor]

That's what i said 😂😂😂

[@maddiebernard2520]

Tessa: Adjective Brizzy: Gay Tessa: Adjective Brizzy: Straight Tessa: *laughing face*

[@quirkygryffindor4269]

Love this

[@Lokear]

She couldn't keep a straight face.

[@michaelinthebathroom7560]

@@Lokear who wants a straight face when you can have a gay face?

[@nerdcentral1530]

BROOMSTICKS W GELLERT GRINDELWALD CAN U HEAR ME CRYING

[@brizzyvoices]

I HEAR IT

[@WenzelSays]

Is that what we're calling it these days?

[@lexiel920]

@@WenzelSays oof cursed comments

[@ella_melchionna]

Lol me too

[@rowan1791]

WenzelSays oh OH OHMIGOD

[@gamegirlcz1697]

Broomsticks with Grindelwald Tessa: YoU kNoW wHaT tHaT mEaNs 😂

[@lauraosorio9453]

And it totally makes sense

[@austin5292]

I died

[@frozentidez]

*@Game girl cz* I think he's going to rub wands with Albus >:3

[@pepper.the.prepster]

@@frozentidez AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

No?

[@sarahtwitt]

Nobody: Not a soul: Not even james and lily Potter: Tessa: noun Brizzy: pIkLe

[@charlotteemilyreal]

also me and my mom: piKcle

[@johannesstephanusroos4969]

Are you guys trying to spell pickle?

[@gisellerenee]

No one: Not a soul: Tessa: ReAllY ReaLLy BiG 😂

[@brizzyvoices]

:'D

[@coyotix]

Tessa in three words rEaLlY rEaLlY bIg

[@frnksfrthmmrs_]

XD

[@joedesena5402]

3:53 “...with the most amazing chocolate about Dumbledore.” Is that like “spilling the tea”?

[@angeladavidson2350]

I thought that too 😂😂😂

[@jakebowen8617]

And i oop

[@NumberOneStarOfTheWorld]

I-

[@meowross3580]

Lmao 😂

[@iirxbloxqxeen_YT]

😂 yes 😂😂🤣

[@delaneyflint]

Tessa is me when I go over to other people's houses... Just immediately drawn to the dog and giving it more attention then the person I actually went to see.

[@caramelwlfette7351]

Me too 😂

[@pepper.the.prepster]

Same

[@maddieroussin]

Remus is my favorite living thing on this earth, like just a fluff ball in the bottom of the frame.

[@Toria._.]

Yes 🤩🥰

[@feremarthewizpotato5732]

I lost it when when she said, "He didn't slice Harry, he squished him."

[@guacamolegoddess1342]

Feremar I love how proper you wrote this comment.

[@plushiemuncher]

So did I holy jesus xDDDDD

[@paramitaraha8914]

That was my faaave.

[@haileyjackson7664]

“He didn’t slice him, he squished him” I died!! It’s hilarious how these turn out and are so different from the originals

[@nerdcentral1530]

HARRY POTTER OUR NEW LOVESAC STOP IT I CANT

[@allsnwndrlnd]

Nobody: Not a soul: Tessa: fArT-LiKe

[@pepper.the.prepster]

OMg yasssssss

[@sofiaafaras]

LOL this is probably the best video to exist

[@coyotix]

Also tessa: Sniffs. Bois. Lightsabers. REALLY REALLY BIG.

[@jeremycoleman2736]

1:47 Tessa: Fetched Me: Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, it's NOT going to Happen!

[@beansandchickenbutt]

#queen

[@lilycampbell7996]

Jeremy Coleman yasss lol

[@jeaddhist]

IT'S A REVENGE PARTY

[@robynrose8572]

Yaaasss 😂

[@Schaex1]

So that's how the ideas for all those fanfics came into existence

[@georgiastratton3278]

I should not have watched this at night when my whole family are trying to sleep coz it's so hard not to laugh too loudly

[@down_by_the_river]

Same

[@BadEggOnnYt]

Lol I should have not watched this in the morning 😂

[@angeladavidson2350]

"Draco and his friends Crabbe and Goyle kissed behind their pinky toes" I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣

[@gisellerenee]

Brizzy: Ridiculous Tessa:Ridikulus Me: I'm Ridikulous 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@robertomorales-qv9bi]

"This class is *ridikkulous* "

[@ivyg1515]

@@robertomorales-qv9bi *Nods in disagreement*

[@SylviaLupien]

Jo's agent: So what's coming up with the series? JKR: Lets go with .... ... DEATH

[@hellciy6668]

“What till my father gets back home from night king daddy’s house” 😂😂 love you Tessa and brizzy

[@too_many_mannys]

Based on her word choice there're two sides to Brizzy: Violent or flirty 😐😐😐

[@michaelinthebathroom7560]

Or violently flirty.

[@Rose-like-the-Phoenix]

​@@michaelinthebathroom7560or flirtatiously violent

[@ediemoore7712]

Omg the first sentence of the second madlib was perfect!! Harry thought Snape cut him, but Snape didn't slice him he SQUISHED him!! I'm dying right now!! 😂😂

[@sofiadu1639]

Any video with Brizzy or Tessa is amazing *so a video with both is EVEN BETTER*

[@Niarydia]

I look at the title and the thumbnail and I think 'This is going to be quality content' 👌

[@ella_melchionna]

Noun: “Dog. House. Tree. Penguins. Big. Really big. Really, really big. Fart-like. Fart.” Tessa is so creative.😂😂😂 I loved this, this was hilarious, please do it again!😂😂😂

[@kristiyu2575]

Awww 5 seconds and Remus is already the center of attention! This is the content I subscribed for :))

[@davidparkes7741]

Lmao, who would've known THAT was what baby Harry got up to? Also anyone know what site this is on?

[@brizzyvoices]

We just typed it up ourselves :)

[@davidparkes7741]

@@brizzyvoices Ohh, right. That actually makes sense now i think about it.

[@bellasoyfer5084]

No one: Not a single soul: Me cackling at this at 3 am

[@prettymuchasian5101]

When I read the title I was like this is gonna be hilarious

[@gustavandersson6580]

I absulutely love Brizzy's choices. They went from bathrooms, bloody, stabbed to kissed, lovesac and thicc out of nowhere. And that she changes her voice on somewords was just to god**mn adorable!!!

[@aurawolf8761]

Laughing so hard I’m crying, I love how Brizzy answers are so violent while Tessas are so innocent

[@thesalempyxis]

When Tessa was reading Brizzys second story, when she said "My name is Albus Severus" I was watching Harry Potter and Harry wrote "My name is Harry Potter" perfect timing😂

[@Abigail-bi6qw]

I imagine that Harry as an eboy would look like nico di angelo from percy jackson.

[@avab.6563]

Y E S

[@graceosborne850]

Yessssssss!

[@tghnri]

Yeashhh!

[@marleighhope417]

MY TWO FAV FANDOMS YES

[@jacobsayshi6889]

Abigail, yea that sounds about right

[@lorelikesthings]

Nobody: Everyone: Me; *Laughing so much that my nose gets runny and I start crying*

[@f1nn_784]

LiviDaGeek that is literally me 😂😂

[@fairyunknown8455]

That happened to me xD

[@dovewing]

“Lots of lightsabers, Lily.” 😂

[@elveneight9489]

and they were broomsticks *oh my god they were broomsticks*

[@derekfitzgerald682]

Do making Harry Potter characters into e-boys and vsco girls

[@user-bl7oi7bz2k]

"Describe yourself in one word." Me: 6:09

[@mads9966]

Cob Oof me too

[@idk-bh8ys]

relatable

[@rokiahmohdnor]

😂😂😂😂

[@into_the_sketchiverse]

Nobody: No one at all: Tessa: I will teach you to STAB fame and POKE glory

[@TheTradge]

I lost it at "Draco Malfoy and his friends Crabbe and Goyle kissed behind their pinky toe!" very nearly spat out my mouthful of tea! XD

[@anahitamunagekar5423]

“Lots of Lightsabers...” 😏 *if ya know what I mean*

[@evangelinevargas3809]

I think all the people watching this whole thing might now what you mean...😳

[@geako9849]

I dont!

[@riptechnoblade7075]

“How do you smell so good?”

[@riptechnoblade7075]

@@meowmeowuwumeow Yes?

[@thefifthbeatle4582]

My day was going awful, I had a breakdown. But when I watch these two I can’t stop laughing! 😂

[@jtlubbe7054]

who else almost crIED when SNAPE said : the beauty of the gay-straight cauldron"

[@caramelwlfette7351]

No... I didn't *almost* cry, I *did* cry.

[@92jwiener]

Brizzy just has some dark thoughts ever since she heard MCR is back together. It's fine.

[@brizzyvoices]

All I have are dark thoughts.

[@92jwiener]

@@brizzyvoices 🎵 Hello darkness, my old friend. 🎶

[@anxiousbean1685]

Brizzy Voices me too

[@labbaby189]

@@brizzyvoices We all walked into that one.

[@ella_melchionna]

I love that the first utensil she thought of was a butcher knife.

[@lorihuth182]

"OH NO! SOMEONE TRIED TO CRUNCH MY JESUS DOWN A SUPERHERO!!" thought the memory of tom riddle, panicking inside the pages of said Jesus... i want to read that fanfition so bad ;w;

[@beckyc.4945]

My reaction to 4:10 was just: "OH MY GOD!! THERE'S TOO MANY JOKES!"

[@kez092]

*”maybe you will understand the great beauty of the gay straight cauldron”*

[@IGNOREMYCOMMENTS28]

The Dursleys had a small foot named Dudley Me: *wheeze*

[@jasminemack4972]

Not a soul: No one at all: Defence against the dark arts: DADA

[@jeaddhist]

Not a soul: No one at all: Ministry of Magic: MOM

[@caramelwlfette7351]

@AJgames29 I never realized that and now I will never be able to forget it 😳

[@fabiachowdhury6053]

_"You're_ _a_ _-wizard-_ *_E-boy_* _Harry"_

[@quirkygryffindor4269]

"Snape didnt slice Harry, He squished him...!🤣😂🤣😂

[@jediwolfgirl]

Oh my gosh 😂 I was dying laughing at the mad lib ending of the Lilly’s letter! 😂 A “fruity Dumbledoor” and “Broomsticks with Gridelwald.” 😂

[@aganderson7205]

I was literally watching tessa’s channel and the notification came up for this!!

[@hillyplays29]

‘He didn’t slice Harry. He squished him’ lmao!

[@user-lw1xp9jn5k]

“The Dursley’s had a small foot named Dudley” LOL

[@alexormaas7613]

Brizzy: Lovesac Tessa: HAHA Brizzy: Like the bean bag chair Me: get yo mind outta the gutter

[@shelby7136]

Tessa: verb No one: Literally no one: Brizzy: and-I-oop

[@Poppy-pi2le]

This is the quality content I signed up for!

[@kawaiicookie0468]

I NEED A SECOND PART!!!!!!!!

[@geako9849]

Yes

[@baguettederp5195]

"You're an E-boy Harry."

[@f1nn_784]

As I watched this laughing, my parents looked at me STRANGEly... oh well 😂 ur vids are great btw keep making these kinds 😁😁

[@sorens4511]

"ah yes," he said perfectly" Harry Potter, our new love sack." :'D

[@brettcarruthers8838]

Video idea: Brizzy and Tessa try to give Remus a bath.

[@danidkg4071]

my reaction to this video title was literally just "LMAO WHAT"

[@hannaholson5342]

Last time i was this early i was in middle school. Still loving the vids. Love u!!

[@brizzyvoices]

thank youuuu!!!

[@purpleisraiyen]

Tessa: noun Brizzy: *jEsUs?*

[@kendeeks]

My throat actually hurts because I laughed so much

[@Maya-bu3bn]

Love how brizzy says the most specific and random colors 😂

[@scvraxiao_]

"flapping on the apple, biting on the neighbour"

[@MegaAnifreak]

7:13 that snort laughter was really cute

[@stressedbusinessman]

Tessa: Adjective Brizzy: thick Tessa: hahaha ew

[@rubycontreras3786]

I just realised that defence against the dark arts spells DADA

[@angeladavidson2350]

These scenes have forever been changed for me, I was rereading Lily's letter and I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@abbyxzavala]

I would be like: what is an adjective again? (The mad libs would go on forever 😅🤣😂)

[@taylorswiftandlittlemix]

‘Ah yes Harry Potter our new love sac’ I literally DIED 😂

[@gregputnam7243]

I love how EVERYONE on KZbin immediately quotes Lex when they say, "BLOOD"

[@ghostleaves3126]

Oh goodness first it was the vsco‘ snow it’s The e Harry’s

[@georgiastratton3278]

I cried I cried of laughter So much

[@oonooooooooo]

during the first half I felt like Tessa is making a family friendly erotica and brizzy is listing an obituary or describing a murder

[@elanjohnson-fernandez6811]

No one: Tessa: ...Fart like IM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

[@walkingonsunshine9542]

The next set of words you give should totally be themed. That would makes for some fun.

[@kamrynrae1969]

bro your humor is so dark and i love it bc so is mine. we are very alike brizzy and tessa i love you too :))

[@ava8340]

I am just squealing and laughing manically this whole video along with slapping myself annoyingly hard 😂😂😂

[@katarinarose3379]

When brizzy said "... a very large feather..", I thought she said "... a very large mother..." That got me laughing

[@Thschei]

Im rewatching this and I'm still laughing like a maniac

[@crystalcavanaugh6162]

The Dursley’s had a small foot named Dudley me at 2am wakes dad

[@Roekeeelk]

This Just Maked My Day!!!!! Couldn’t stop laughing out loud🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and needed to stop the video several times to get everything that got said!

[@jonwoodhouse1444]

This has to be one of the most hilarious videos I have ever seen! Please! Make another one!!!

[@AtticusTheGamingWizard]

This definitely cheered me up with everything I'm going through lately. Tore my Achilles tendon and may need surgery but this video has me laughing so hard thanks for the laughs as always getting me through hard times 😁

[@Noralia_Estella_Nightwood]

I love that so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Brizzy's words were amazing 😂😂😂

[@lordshadow3822]

My bunny was watching happily with me till the knife came out... He's like the hell no 😂🐰

[@rebeccacraven780]

No one: Not a soul: Brizzy: jEsUs????

[@jordyndulle6271]

Nobody: Harry: "he pulled a new banshee out of his bedside cabinet and dipped his butcher knife into it" LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@krystalman]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOUR VIDEOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! You guys is a comedic duo!!!! ^w^ This video made me die of laughter LMAO