Harry Potter Pickup Lines

[@TheBurritosareyummy]

1:21 I am a Hufflepuff and I am offended.

[@chewych33s3]

Jaw to the floor my friend, Jaw to the floor! There was no need to diss us hufflepuffs :L

[@ken1141]

Same, I'm over here like, "We're important!" :(

[@chewych33s3]

Mysteries At Lochness It's *Huff-Le-Puff buddy

[@jordynlilyann7421]

I’m a Ravenclaw and I’m offended too

[@tarinimathur382]

Loved the video.:) This has to be the best pick up lines ever made.definitely gonna use them.:P

[@Rena98]

My friend at school told me I would fit in as a hufflepuff...thanks Steph

[@strawlogic99]

"Unless your a hufflepuff or something" I died laughing

[@jadebrown235]

IM A FUCKING HUFFLEPUFF

[@emmykat1133]

You just made my day!

[@imgaywowok781]

Omg what did i just find. Fetus Stef is great. And so is happy potter

[@evildrew81]

"Hey baby. My magic wand shoots out more than just spells."

[@Darkrose517]

I love this! :)

[@lishmaaandlucehh1735]

This is the most perfect thing I have ever seen.

[@Rizen428]

"if you were a dementor, I would become a criminal just to get yor kiss" hellz yea

[@SuperFreakyTails]

1:11 lol was that a dab?

[@princesskiara13]

This is awesome

[@Jvtherealme]

You make me smile hehe :) -3 and then laugh hysterically :D

[@DorvellTStewart]

I love the way you say these! It's insanely seductive! :D

[@tjmattyy8875]

Yes...Yes she is.

[@SP00Nisme]

Completely irrelevant but that crinkle you get on the top of your nose is just so fucking adorable

[@TheZappingChannel]

i wanna put my sorcerer's stone into your chamber of secrets

[@zambina44]

New life project: Post random HP pickup lines to my friends' facebook walls.

[@K3LLYRI0T]

so good.

[@giggleyginger3840]

Ellosteph they weren't lost we are just to awesome for them

[@dallasman1989]

So much win in this video

[@KC10116]

Love it

[@laurenjackson1548]

I loved all them and they would work on me for sure

[@jaspermiller1413]

"I may not have the invisible cloak, but I'd like to tour in YOUR secret section(;" loved it xD

[@thatemokid7822]

can i put my sorcerers stone in your chamber of secrets unleashing the prison of askaban into your goblet of fire alowing the order of the phenox to make my half blood prince to rise and give you the deathy hallows XD

[@Heleanthus]

HP RUULES!! thís video is awesome! really made me laugh :D so gonna use those when i get to hogwarts ^^

[@erinluvsdinos]

"Don't worry there's still hope for you, unless you're a Hufflepuff or something" Hahaha that was great.

[@FKohl13]

i love how you yell "cause you look drop dead gorgeous!" haha

[@miiichiiizz]

-not even an obliviate will make me forget my feelings about you -for me, you are like a patronum in the middle of a thousand dementors -your smile is like an expelliarmus; it is simple but it disarms me :3

[@saradewitt1709]

oh lawd

[@chocogirl30]

Haha, loved the elf esteem!

[@unwell333]

I'm using these on everybody i meet just to amuse myself.

[@elisedoan7089]

i feel soo violated tight now... heres to hoping my friend never sees this.

[@MaikoSota1]

Love this. Go Ravenclaw! My favorite, probably because of how you said it, "Did you survive the killing curse? Because you are drop dead gorgeous!"

[@skdjlhk2]

you are fantastic.

[@maddibloodsplatter]

This made my day haha

[@Lu0718]

Thank God I'm not the only weird person in the world! I don't need the imperio to make you do what I want gurl... ;)

[@Fallinginreverseforu]

SLITHERIN RULES!

[@MefdeBef]

niceeeeee :) loved the video, and yes....i cried when i was 11 and didn't get the mail :(

[@lovingkimmy99]

I'm using every single 1 of these

[@yesitsmeLauraMonster]

Oh wow they were good, I'm impressed ;) One of my personal favourites is, "Why don't you open your Gryffindor and I'll Slytherin" Works every time.

[@k.b.wentworth8081]

Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches, new edition by ElloSteph

[@lilabbiekins1]

yeah, but my respect for Cedric went down the toilet after he died and turned into a sparkly fairy!

[@WolfKnight93]

Oh my gosh...im dying! hahahaha. This was pure gold! :'D

[@celiaxc7]

this is effin hilarious!

[@raylenepresley2769]

Had a mini freak out moment when I saw this its amazing and potter heads rock XD

[@tjmattyy8875]

These are pure gold..totally using these on my crush. Me and her are Slytherin together ;)

[@Rizen428]

You're so friggin cute!! I've seen this about 5 times, and i still laugh insaiely @ it...lol One of My faves would have to be: "I'll be your house elf, I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes" LMAO

[@lexam665]

This video is the best ever XD XD XD

[@PsychoElou666]

@SnowiestDays its a house of hogwarts. there is ravenclaw, slytherin, gryffindor and hufflepuff. hufflepuff is like that random house no one really talks about..

[@kelseyfrank5524]

My letter is just late..... That's what I keep telling myself at least...but it's been over a year!

[@brambletail4]

I have that same mug

[@seth1230]

Ravenclaw is just mad that their house is rapeNclaw.

[@saraholmes3935]

omg thats awsome :)

[@theN4ever]

😂 This is amazing. Definitely awkward but I love to see people being themselves in front of the camera.

[@hopla6057]

Wait a second! Cedric was a hufflepuff, he's pretty popular with the ladies

[@ihearttaylor92]

Thats ok tho. Our owls are just late.

[@laurenlovesgerard]

Well SnowiestDays if you read the book you would know that so yeah & it's a house & for a fact the houses are : Gryffindor,HUFFLEPUFF,Raven Claw (Which Steph is), Slytherin (Which I am) !

[@MsDaniilou]

Big love to my fellow Hufflepuffs💛

[@Kat-vh8is]

Holy shit Steph I fucking love you. Rofl

[@potterlover1999]

Gryffindor!!

[@evildrew81]

Awesome! Let me practice on you and tell me when you wanna git it on.

[@luvmeliksnapeluvlily]

@SnowiestDays we are particually good finders!

[@Cherrytemple93]

So.....mark this as the moment I became completely infatuated with you.

[@linkinparkfanish]

I have a wand in my pocked AND I'm excited to see you ;P

[@franksnumber1]

i like it but she should have skiped right to the pick up lines

[@tjmattyy8875]

Why thank you :D You're a pretty lovely and nice unicorn yourself ^_^

[@vankyngarden]

HUFFLEPUFF HUFFLEPUFF

[@kliu8528]

well if its hufflepuff isnt it good as long as she knows how to hufflepuff

[@lebothedork1]

*gets on one knee* you picked me up now get on my broom an lets leave these muggles.

[@YoieigaGoodfilm]

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.

[@ScathachWarrior]

I AM A HUFFLEPUFF. *is offended*

[@hypergirl12313]

I AM A HUFFLEPUFF?! how dare u !

[@MelissaSch100]

HAHA oh my gosh i so want to use these!

[@hopla6057]

I'm Gryffindor!!!

[@kinzjohnson5538]

See you at Hogwarts fellow Ravenclaw

[@kaleighmccoy1016]

We have he same wand omg lol

[@littlejaybirdxo]

Just me or did it just get reaaal hot in here?

[@breeallison8413]

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. I died laughing(:

[@tjmattyy8875]

I Know,Right? ^_^

[@KitsuneGirl1994]

Funny enough, I got Gryffindor and Slytherin....hmm. Awesome vid though, lol!

[@xxxxilovebotdfxxxx]

ravenclaw

[@HiImDesii]

I already have. It worked just fine :)

[@munc98]

griffindor all the way

[@awesomemeeplepeople7024]

Why can't Snape be a botenist.... He can't keep the lillies alive. Ha ha haaaaaaa. Where's the door again

[@BinnitToe]

I just wanna message all of these to you

[@PoTTeRFrEaK141]

Lmaooo I am so gonna use some if these

[@froltox]

Hmm... weird have never seen you before but i'm a Rawenclaw to! But i will maybe see you at the table tomorrow... See you there

[@nowakimagica]

OMG! you're a ravenclaw? I was sorted into ravenclaw! r u on pottermore, too?

[@kinzjohnson5538]

RAVENCLAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Trin199]

I'm ravenclaw

[@KittyCatS1021]

Slytherin forever!!

[@jsmnag]

If you speak Parseltongue you can get into my Chamber of Secrets ;D

[@lovingkimmy99]

You are a god. I worship at your feet.

[@Connie-v]

did you survive the killing curse, coz you are DROP DEAD GOREGOUS.

[@eleventhirtytwo]

Hufflepuff!

[@tjmattyy8875]

I'm going to use these on my crush...she's a big harry potter fan. Me and her are both Slytherin ;)

[@mohsensh4560]

Omguud that was funny as fuck gurl !

[@17Anna5]

Hey, my name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to love good :P" haha, you're hilarious! :D