Harry Potter & the Really Bad Pick Up Lines

[@AR-ws9ry]

I love how Draco was totally into it the entire time and Harry Potter is like I don't get it

[@angelina7229]

Typical oblivious Harry.

[@bexley8479]

my favourite lines. "No." "What the hell malfoy?!"

[@arsenieboca8207]

WolfWerePlays What the hell, Malfoy? Was the funniest

[@thechipsticks0814]

WHAT THE HELL MALFOY!?

[@lonelybox5246]

I. Didn't. Hear. Any. MOANING. Myrtle. Lines. How dare you.

[@KayleaMSoprano]

and I didn't hear anything about ParcelTONGUES

[@mabelpines3787]

Lonely Box i

[@Radium..226]

Lonely Box myrtle

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

ikr so dissapointing.

[@lucindatheartist6435]

I just chocked on my popcorn XD

[@madisongreen7975]

*wait until you see the fanfic adaptation*

[@thechipsticks0814]

OH HO HO!

[@dackotafalling7037]

Plz someone make that

[@madznight3935]

I was inspired by your comment. Here is the link to the official fanfic on A03 archiveofourown.org/works/19899595/chapters/47132974

[@River_Obryant]

@@madznight3935 that's was amazing, I might have read it in 5 minutes. woops

[@bluedust700]

@@madznight3935 that was absolutely amazing!

[@kimgamez5087]

I that a wand in your pants, or are you Just happy to see me? BWAHHAHA IM DYING 😂😂😂

[@autumnlance643]

Obscure reference to Sherlock.

[@verratios]

Bro, I freaked out, im gunna use that to someone

[@jakebake3187]

OMG I WAS SQUEALING THE WHOLE TIME THIS WAS GREAT, IM SAD WE DIDN'T SEE THEM KISS BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS PROBABLY WEREN'T COMFORTABLE WITH IT BUT IT WAS STILL HILARIOUS

[@Half_Blood_Hufflepuff]

Drarry kissing is everything.

[@annabananacantelope]

@@Half_Blood_Hufflepuff yup

[@Daeneiracorn]

his face be like "you win" O-O

[@lynn9025]

It's like daco gave a dementor kiss XD lol. Poor harry. It seemed like he died.

[@lisamulling6019]

Ya

[@beercampsbabydoll9709]

I think he actually looked pretty happy😏

[@wooblywanderlust4333]

THE SEXUAL TENSION INTENSIFIES!!!

[@arcticgachauwu2160]

Why didn't Harry resist?

[@whoneedsanameuwu1920]

@@arcticgachauwu2160bc it is a ship, DRARRY

[@jaybirdremix1726]

“Wanna ride my broomstick?” “...no” Olaf pops out of nowhere “You hesitated”

[@xxaliviaxxxx2090]

JayBird Remix 😂😂

[@xfeverx747xdreamx]

i can make u scream louder than a mandrake

[@cardinal9466]

Harry.exe has stopped working.

[@bushdidharambe4219]

I will be using all of them.

[@keithkogayne9135]

True

[@xxt0th34rkxx8]

Me too

[@The_Rizzler_uwu]

same~

[@lariedale]

-Draco used kiss--Harry fainted!-

[@rockstardevil462]

Ooooh look who just got kiiiissed

[@spiritwolf74]

Draco: How about you Slytherin to my bed tonight Harry: What if I Griffendornt?

[@slytherinqueen5068]

Harry is broken

[@imapotato995]

HarryPotter.exe has stoped working

[@Bored.and.slaying]

No harry is brocken

[@spac3manmcgee786]

how to finish off a really awful pickupline fight; just kiss them!

[@cutiepie5052]

I ship it

[@isaac-runsonspite5218]

yoongi lover BTS We all do.

[@sugar_gremlin7234]

*I DONT CARE I SHIP IT🎵!!*

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

dayum. welp, it's like they say, there's a fine line between love and hate. (and I think they're on the fence)

[@NDU_mell0HIVE]

Sees Draco ask Harry to “Slytherin to his bed tonight” instant sub

[@shizukaaaa]

1:37 I love the actual rage from Harry in this scene 😂

[@MinecrafthomieHD18]

harry lost... 10 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!

[@rorabug7277]

Your buldgers are big ;) 10 points to Ravenclaw XD

[@cookiechan6694]

20 points to Slytherin >:3

[@logiceye9701]

50 points to slytherin

[@user-on6rw9uf2o]

〈〈The Gaming Demon〉〉 and 100000000 points to hufflepuffe for shipping them ;3

[@annabananacantelope]

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 points to drarry

[@tumoral5187]

DRACO MALFOY WHERE ARE YOU COME HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!

[@gachaomegasubizu6441]

Hi.

[@arsenieboca8207]

Lol "What the Hell, Malfoy?"

[@captainsarcasm1567]

I saw this and thought< "Drarry" my mind might be contaminated.

[@franktaafee3107]

ONE MILLION POINTS TO FUCKING SLYTHERIN AND GRYFFINDOR FOR ALL THEM MAJESTIC DAMN PICK UP LINES 😂

[@arsenieboca8207]

Draco Malfoy Draco, do you ship Drarry?😂😏😏😏😏😏

[@gamingwithmaxb519]

When Draco kissed Harry at the end I was fangirling xD

[@sparrow_c8823]

* draco kisses harry * *harry dies *

[@potatocupcake4386]

Why is Draco wearing blue???? Bloody Hell!

[@jadewinters8190]

I know

[@cas7356]

Its the camera, sometimes certain cameras don't pick up color right 👍

[@tottonoro]

harry.exe has stop responding I know I am late very late

[@edwardkaspbrak5936]

Draco:wanna ride my broomstick? Harry: no Me:lol nice try dracie

[@brigidberry8963]

I love the end where Harry's just like"I'm dead now"look

[@TheIceQueen]

I can't stop laughing, we need a Drarry movie!!! 😂😂

[@book4hd]

Harry falling down the fall at the end is a mood

[@mycosplaylife6109]

I loved it but it was hard to hear you in the last "final battle" part

[@LadyMythos315]

Draco: *kisses Harry* Harry: Harry.exe has stoped working

[@princecproductions9531]

You should make a Death Note version of this, with murder-like pick up lines, between L and Light. If you want I can find a few!

[@RanchMonarch]

A huge smile never left my face during the whole video

[@ivystarandmarionette9397]

I require cake. Cake as in videos. Videos as in Death Note videos. Death Note videos as in Death Note Cosplaly videos. And if I don't get it in the next month, my Death Note knowledge will decrees by....10% , I am sure of it. So if it is not a problem, which it is not, it will be there soon. Thank you. ~ Eris ~

[@beercampsbabydoll9709]

The begining:When rivals discover a new way to go the one another, school will never be the same.... No one: Not a soul: Not even he-who-must-not be-named: Me: you mean Neville be the same...

[@verratios]

If I was Harry I would say "sure and maybe i can come into your chamber of secrets, meet me at 11pm"

[@northup1]

Harry Potter and the sexual tension that actually gets relieved (by fall out boy)

[@Elliot_Starlight]

And the winner is!!!- DRACO!!! Harry didn’t do so well also Draco made me laugh the most so yee!

[@lucindatheartist6435]

*sees title* I'm ready.. Wait! *grabs popcorn and notebook* Nooow I'm readyy

[@soupman5836]

breath. Malfoy and Harry having a pickup line battle though. bReAtH

[@doriaahh]

“WTH MALFOY?!?!” Me as a Drarry Shipper: Beautiful

[@snake1socks]

The best is Harry just falls down after the kiss. He’s *swept off his feet* 😏

[@MagicMoth3]

harry:"are you the heir of slytheirin bc I wanna check out your chamber of seacrets" Malfoy:*cheks out butt* me:YASSSSSSSS

[@gachalifedevilgodthegodofd9341]

He literally snatched him

[@riles8226]

“i know you’re a quidditch player, wanna ride my broomstick?” “no❤️”

[@mr.midlifecrisis622]

I WANNA SEE THE KISS THOUGH!!!

[@ineshomemcardoso]

In the end Harry ✨died✨

[@ThekindQueen]

The fact that took Henry like 30 seconds to answer know when Draco said do you want to ride my broomstick is hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gothiiess]

*ahem* AM I BLIND OR IS DRACOS UNFIORM JUST MESSING WITH ME AND LOOKING BLUE

[@somebody3965]

This is absolutely perfect, I feel like in the books if they ever did get together this would be how

[@stacygordon5784]

The background music is perfect.

[@Karla-kp3tr]

Wasn’t malfoy wearing the wrong robe? It looks blue too me

[@tobesvtt]

"Wanna ride my broomstick?" "....no."

[@flowerpetal3521]

Draco wins

[@annabananacantelope]

Nuuuuu Drarry wins

[@jamessavoury6940]

1:11....I loved the way Harry's voice sounded then XD

[@royalguardlilithsecondchan9069]

Malfoy, I think you broke Harry.

[@juniper6592]

“My first kiss went a little like this” *smooch*- Ah shit Harry’s dead...

[@dolanarebae7509]

This was legit👌😂

[@Mars0_0mallow]

THE ENDING SCENE AKDMFMFMFKVJ

[@celerystick8011]

Harry just MELTED🤣😂

[@hogwartshippogriffowo8565]

Me: *sees title* ooooooooooooo if its drarry imma flip cuz ima love it -w-

[@jessicawhitehead6137]

so kawii

[@veronica4882]

“I don’t need accio to make you come” *internal fangirl scream*

[@sugawarakoshi1042]

I knew Dat was coming..

[@dutifullybluenerd]

Draco just wanted to flirt with Harry. ALSO THIS IS SO LITERALLY EVERY RIVALRY IN ANY SERIES EVER.

[@that_0ne_bee704]

1:02 Harry's face says it all... he has no idea what happend

[@angelasaunders1885]

I'm gonna fucking use these pick up lines to fuck with my friends cause ya know single as fuck why not do it to the next best thing my best friend

[@myfaircosplayproductions5312]

OMG!This was so amazingly good.You guys rock FallingStarsFederation ^_^

[@loveyoudear4703]

“What the hell Malfoy!” “My captions: “What the hell now boy!

[@guestuser3303]

how to kill harry: make draco kiss him

[@macksanchez6215]

I have rewatched this So many times

[@randomfangirl2652]

I'm screaming from fangirling!

[@autumnbre]

Harry.exe stopped working

[@leonierieker4412]

When you know you gonna use these lines at somebody just to annoye(?) them

[@saeyoungchoilol851]

Actions do speak louder than words

[@Mandy-kt1eq]

Annnnndddd harrys dead

[@DaniKreator12]

He forgot the “POTTAH” 😂

[@zero_sleep666]

DAMMIT HARRY YOU'VE FAILED ME!!

[@aspenparker5855]

IT'S NOT BRITISH ENOUGH

[@void2842]

I’m just so. Happy

[@lackingsleep6432]

You killed him lol

[@mariahbarnes]

i ship them SO much! 😍💙💜

[@11thdoc8]

Mariah Rock same

[@whocouldsay8843]

OH NOO I THINK IM CATCHING FEELINGS. Also I have one, I can make you think moaning myrtle is a joke.

[@LLnightshadow7508]

Deku Sylveon is that second one suppose to be sexual

[@whocouldsay8843]

Yes

[@LLnightshadow7508]

Deku Sylveon OK then

[@ashercatz7025]

AHHHHHH ITS TO CHEESEY!!!!!

[@imapotato995]

Moaning Myrtle + Harry + Draco - Myrtle = moaning

[@annabananacantelope]

Well if moaning = m, draco = d, h=harry, and y=myrtle (im using the second letter of myrtle) Then my+h+d÷y=2m Which is moaning times 2 beacause both of them are moaning

[@arcticgachauwu2160]

I've watched this about 5-10 times Also I don't think there are just 13 year Olds here

[@daygober]

I know that I’m late but DONT WATCH THIS WHILE EATING

[@that_0ne_bee704]

These ARE relay bad pick-up lines😂

[@leechanimates1723]

I SAW THIS LAST YEAR AND I KEPT TRYING TO FIND IT BUT I COULD NOT REMEMBER THE NAME TO SAVE MY LIFE AND I KEPT SEARCHING FOR ‘DRARRY FLIRTING’ OR THINGS ALONG THE LINES OF THAT!!! I FINALLY STOP LOOKING AND I FIND IT!!!!!!!!

[@cupcakedogs6090]

There👏were👏no👏moaning👏myrtle👏lines👏missed👏opportunity

[@immk2547]

Me: (reading 6 Harry Potter book because it's the one I started on) Harry:(sees draco in madam malkins) *talks* Me: (sigh) and so it begins My Harry Potter fan bff who had no idea about drarry til I told her: what? Me: the war Of The Terrible Pickup lines

[@kawaiipanda9792]

The end was perfect 👌❤️

[@Black_butler_fan]

At the end i said "plot twist, womp womp" 😂

[@angelina7229]

2:10 potter.exe has stopped working