Hasanabi Reacts to The Absolute Chaos of r/Wallstreetbets

[@HasanabiClips]

for the new frogs, this is not hasans channel but if u want to subscribe to see any breaking news hasan covers or memes any react videos make sure u do. and yes hasans knows about this channel and said its fine.

[@Preacher_.]

WidePeepoHappy Ribbit

[@brcfrmn01]

PogO

[@Preacher_.]

Oh btw, HasMod, are you ever able to monetize any of these uploads? I know Hasan's screwed on monetization, but if he created a new channel that didn't have all the baggage of his old one, and he did the Asmongold Co-Op Channel thing that Asmon did with his channel, Assertonsin, Cat Danny, and that other guy- do you think that would work?

[@theluchakabuto5206]

analfarmer2 lol

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

Well done for putting in the link to the original video's channel.

[@CMike44]

Fun fact about that Control the Narrative guy. I watched it happen on the sub and he bet against Apple because he thought they had too many women in leadership roles and it would lead to their downfall lmao

[@nicholasr5146]

Admirable bet

[@frederickhofmann843]

lmao

[@satan9487]

oh my god looool

[@the1untitled]

Based?

[@tieman3790]

haha really?? lol

[@cogtroper]

"It's literaly just gambling." That's pretty self evident from the name WallStreetBets

[@garylazereyes4856]

this aged well

[@dominiqueodom3099]

STONKS

[@stevensnails1510]

TO THE MOON

[@TheXboxWasWhite]

Sndl - 98.75 ape approved

[@voospy-fv3ow]

​@@TheXboxWasWhitejust sold it

[@huey_kind611]

this video just proved to me that money is fake

[@namename-xn3de]

The fucking jimquisition did that shit to me when it was about companies investing money into themeselves

[@roseclouds5838]

name name for me it was finding out about country depts

[@roseclouds5838]

what would you do with that much money anyway if you won’t give it away?? after buying a mega spec gaming pc and new teeth idk what there would be

[@huey_kind611]

Rose Clouds child slaves doesn’t seem like the natural conclusion to unlimited money but yet billionaires are always getting accusations they pay out of court so🤷🏾‍♂️

[@roseclouds5838]

Chaasad Bailey ah yes the old wayfair filing cabinet

[@jabbathehutt8003]

Stream just ended now I can watch it again Pog

[@gabrielcollin8276]

Pog

[@Jukantos]

Imagine being up 700000$ and your response is to flip the coin again. No wonder these guys call each other the R word - because their behavior really is NOT smart

[@carverbrauchle891]

1.4 milly tho.

[@samb4776]

Not the "R" word.....we're proud Autists

[@carmineglitch]

yeah but it's hilarious, their okay with calling themselves retards its just a word.

[@Walterdecarvalh0100]

"r word" are you 11?

[@sparkkoo0]

@@Walterdecarvalh0100 i can only assume his mom still tells him what not to do and what not to say online.

[@hamishdouglas8780]

this video seems to borrow very heavily from internet historians format and aesthetic

[@merritt2014]

The weirdest thing about the stock market is how you can buy and make money on speculation of a stock lowering in value. Makes no sense to me.

[@epictube51]

How well this comment aged

[@euphrates5625]

Look up "Shorting a stock"

[@spandanganguli6903]

The whole secondary stock market system is busted and stupid, but we can either have the right to buy and sell our own assets, or we can have unnecessary restrictions on people trying to sell stocks for purposes other than speculation. It's more of a philosophical debate than an economic one

[@jellojiei6061]

It’s meant as a hedging strategy. Example I think, Pepsi will do better then coke. So I buy a bunch of Pepsi stock, then barrow a bunch of coke stock sell it and say I will buy it back later. This way if the cola industry crashes, as long as Pepsi still did better then coke I get money shorting is meant, to be a way to reduce risk by letting you factor other things out of the market, and simplify the amount of things you need to account for. It also is useful because it can lead to firms who just uncover fraud so they can get massive short positions, to make a shit load of money, and well this seems greedy it is better to stop the fraud sooner, this is why Nikola motors was found out to be a fraud after it gained a 34 billion dollar valuation more than Ford.

[@dashielllarson-harris2551]

The stock market really isn't the sign of a healthy economy because when unemployment goes down, the stock market goes down.

[@brendan1871]

'Healthy' is a matter of perspective in capitalism. It's a true dichotomy actually. To whatever extent capitalists (including the productive capitalist's partners-in-crime: stock brokers, bankers, landlords, etc.) are able to exert their collective hegemony over workers and maximize the ability to squeeze out as much surplus-value out of workers as productively as possible (i.e. maximize workload/productivity while reducing their standard of living and paying them less); to the same extent do the workers become exploited and suffer more intensely, and vice versa.

[@huntrixmata4348]

BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP

[@iruma4857]

@@huntrixmata4348 He bought?

[@huntrixmata4348]

@@iruma4857 dr0P

[@northuniverse]

@@iruma4857 Dump it.

[@jackkmart]

no video before has ever made me feel so anxious. seeing people j throw away so much money makes me so nervous for some reason.

[@carmineglitch]

wallstreet bets is straight up gambling with yolo money, theirs a big difference amongst traders who take it on as a career and exercise risk management. The subreddit has the best wall street memes, that's the upside to this community.

[@Frish__]

The only based comment I have seen here.

[@TheAlmightyAss]

Haha imagine being a trader or an investor :D

[@carmineglitch]

Traders are doing great, if u take it serious and this is what u want to do its great supplemental income. Everyone is oan investor, ur going to spend ur entire life investing in urself, future, and community.

[@1es782]

@@TheAlmightyAss poor person moment

[@greyvickers1741]

...did I just indirectly learn about stocks-

[@dargondude2375]

Reminds me of that time in futurama where zoidberg make like 12 billion by going all in and he went all in again and lost it.

[@sielnachtt]

fastest clipper of the west

[@extramustard6971]

We were talking about architecture, pots, knives, and stock trading all in like 2 hours what an odd ending to that stream super fun though 👍

[@BigGamer2525]

I was the one who wanted to send me itty pics if he watched a video I found on brutalism.

[@extramustard6971]

@@BigGamer2525 I really wished he would have watched that video on brutalism, I was enjoying the architecture conversation

[@thatsunfortunate2205]

Time to get a Robin Hood account boys

[@amralmasri9535]

Quite surprised you were able to get a video seeing how chaotic that part of the stream was. Going from wife swap to pots to knives to forging to WSB lmfao

[@nathanpitek3177]

“I don’t wanna learn about stock trading” “these people are the same as those people on Wall Street” the stupidity never ceases to amaze me

[@Brosephv]

DIAMOND HANDS 💎 🙌

[@peterwilliams2887]

This aged well 😂

[@misslabellekitty1298]

This video is bomb I've never laughed so hard 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 especially when the guy put the ducktape on the wall 🤣🤣🤣 THIS is such a good educational video and very entertaining too.

[@Lightningkuriboh]

This is the crossover I’ve always wanted

[@MTHSLH482]

This guy sounds like a teenager pretending to be Pyrocynical and Internet Historian at the same time.

[@jokerpandroidc9807]

Hasan?

[@jokerpandroidc9807]

Hasan?

[@MTHSLH482]

@@jokerpandroidc9807 The guy hasan was reacting to

[@rickrivera3859]

this is literally runescape staking LOL

[@KyleReynaert]

16:21 ahh yes, and now we know what analfarmer2's end game really was.

[@bardobruh]

This video is so true about wallstreetbets. Lost 3k but still going strong

[@billybobferguson3946]

That's called gambling

[@roseclouds5838]

addiction, please get help

[@UncleAsmos2005]

Get help

[@voospy-fv3ow]

How's it going now?

[@TylerSpark714]

"This is really dumb, and really stupid" Yes it is, and it is also exactly like gambling, but a tip for anyone who decides to do it anyways... if you make a big buck, fucking walk away with it and be done my guy.

[@xxiloveu5xx]

Bruh the fact hasan thought there were mathematicians involved 😭😭

[@Samano-N-games]

Pathetic... I was having a feeling that it was closet gambling, since watching that movie of Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd having switched lifestyles. I don't exactly have faith in a System that is Worthless to the Common Man.

[@bluedreamkush2392]

What’s funny is that this is not as dumb as those that still buy ACB. Why are people still buying ACB?!?!?

[@autumnticity]

changed my life

[@joeymayson8279]

“…Finance bros aren’t gamblers…” *Laugh in 2008*

[@roseclouds5838]

capitalism is so broken

[@redhermit1148]

The more i learn about it the more I feel H O L L O W

[@tudi6964]

@@redhermit1148 H O L L O 2 G A N G

[@jesusiscoming6843]

Dumb commie capitalism is amazing because you have to work you're ass off to make it

[@Bigtimegamer-dl3dx]

@@jesusiscoming6843 which is why their are no broke people that work 60+ hours a week

[@nicholasr5146]

If people want to bet, let them. Instead of betting chips at the casino, they’re betting shares.

[@gadawm10000]

now this is gambling, and i love it

[@CapsuleGraph11]

I am up 155% on Tesla. Kinda yikes when he says only banks win.

[@Amadeus-ni3et]

Cash out before you lose it

[@CapsuleGraph11]

@@Amadeus-ni3et Tesla haven’t even begun their core fundamentals yet, in for the next 10 years

[@Amadeus-ni3et]

@@CapsuleGraph11 what if the market crashes?

[@CapsuleGraph11]

@@Amadeus-ni3et I’ll buy the dip

[@Echo5427_]

Tesla is kinda risky since it's too hyped, but I wish you good luck to make good money out of it.

[@TRIST22G]

Sir, this is a casino...

[@brcfrmn01]

HASANABI CLIPS I SEE YOU monkaStare

[@Mr911technology]

I've made thousands from this "cheatcode" subreddit.

[@KutkoterYT]

Saying you’d withdraw at 700k? That’s easy to say without 700k in your trading account

[@DonJosesito]

More money than almost all of hasans viewers will ever see. Degenerate gamblers never know when to cash out.

[@firelordsozin3677]

It’s not like these brokerages are made for gambling. You can use a call options to reduce your risk actually, they’re just abusing what it’s meant to be used for…

[@bullish3584]

"Can't even get my KZbin payouts on my own." LMFAO You are perfect for WSB then.

[@julianperez9661]

The people crying in the chat made this hard to enjoy

[@peterhooper2643]

"But this is just gambling".... haha dear child, its always been gambling

[@TKanal3]

The stockmarket IS gambling. Period

[@DiThi]

Yeah the only real difference is on whether one makes many very small bets or a few very big ones.

[@sebastiand1816]

No

[@hanenbow718]

Only if you don't know what you're doing.

[@nerdstrangler4804]

@@hanenbow718 No, it is still gambling. It is only not gambling if you have insider information, which is illegal. Otherwise you are always gambling on an unknown outcome. And right now the gamble is that the federal reserve will destroy the dollar before letting the market fall.

[@hanenbow718]

@@nerdstrangler4804 stock trading is gambling but not rigged, while just buying stocks and making a profit from getting dividends is not.

[@merritt2014]

Oh god I'm gonna..... I'm..... GONNA PRINT MONEY

[@Doritochi]

All according to plan

[@Sprite_525]

5:42 R U OUT OF YOUR *MIND* D U H D ?!?

[@potatopotatoeOG]

Nd U de! I heard it too!

[@cogtroper]

Stonks = ⬆️

[@Lycan3303]

Made 43% return in my first year :)

[@dadbodenvy4247]

$1.43 cashout leggo

[@nicholatemple9296]

IM HERE FROM THE FUTURE! GME TO THE MOON!!!!!

[@jawsh5628]

I found this video a couple of months ago haha. I joined it bc it's hilarious to see how dumb some people's rationale is, but also how smart a very small amount of people are on it

[@John-yk4bp]

It's gambling but when you lose you can file a loss in your taxes

[@knowngorilla8745]

STONKS

[@thelvl1bandit345]

How can wallstreet-bettin be gamblin, when we all klnow how hard wallstreet work is and how hard wallstreeters work??

[@chadjazeera9960]

Dude, we're fucked. The proletariat that is.

[@tyg6088]

I love watching people find out about options. Good vid

[@stephendavis4330]

I fucking love big boss dude. He is 200 times better than internet historian

[@kylethegrey3375]

Only so many times you can ask if they are crazy, yes, yes they are crazy.

[@stevemagic1409]

Hasan so smart can even figure out stocks lol 😂

[@Ajax_Operator]

how this dude gunna tell me not to get rich but earns millions a month from twitch?

[@CTOOFBOOGLE]

Studies have shown that “real” money managers are about as good as buying the beds funds or whatever.

[@NaxipTV.]

Hasan doesn't understand how degenerate these guys are, this is the shit Mizkif was going to do before he became a streamer.

[@xEnder515]

Minimizing risk doesn't mean its automatically not gambling. I don't get how people don't understand this. The entire point of gambling IS to minimize risk and that's exactly what finance bros do but in the end its literally still gambling.

[@donteattidepods]

Except in gambling you loose on avarage and in stocks you win on avarage

[@Wolphcake]

Reddit is a wild place...

[@whydoesyoutubehaveahandlenow]

Wall Street bets is fucking gold

[@balbuena1225]

😂😂😂this was pretty funny lol

[@jacksanda6561]

“No I’m not a millionaire” aged like milk

[@calebanderson6205]

These guys just can't quit

[@elizabethkeenan7063]

What I don’t understand is how Trump after casino bankruptcies manage to sell himself on wall St for a Billion???

[@bullish3584]

The stock market isn't always a a good indicator of your company producing value. The SO price alone cannot determine that, there are plenty of other indicators like P/E ratio, extrinsic vs intrinsic value, implied volatility, ect. Much of this is priced into the market with the Greeks (theta, delta, ect.) however market pricing isn't always correct. The stick market really is a casino, some gamblers just have a better betting strategy.

[@drywalleater13628]

I COME HERE FROM BIG MAN TYRONE WE DECLARE WAR ON WALLSTREETBETS

[@americafirst6016]

Man must suck to apologize your audience for being sensitive all the time

[@theideaofevil]

It's called day care for a reason

[@PunishedFelix]

Idk maybe buy a 2 million dollar mansion??? ;)

[@sikobaya9298]

Chat was just malding at "rude words" half the time.

[@bigpoppybrain2314]

Notice me Habibi

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

This isn’t the real hasan

[@bigpoppybrain2314]

@@tieflingcorpse9817 that’s okay I was still noticed ❤️

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

@@bigpoppybrain2314 dude, it gets better

[@asharppreal]

Fine wine.

[@skippingrhyme4386]

Acorns took 500$ from me and I cant get in contact with them...

[@themasterkey3]

There's smart ways to trade and invest... and then there's this.

[@skandosh9025]

Didnt get the pokimane part.

[@dav__made]

I use Robinhood but I don’t use a stupid subreddit to get my information that is ridiculous.

[@RatherPleasent]

You're missing out on a lot of stupidity.

[@capitaldeecolon4819]

Yeh I wanted to get into investing stock when I came across Graham Stephan. But I never thought about using reddit for help. I've also seen comment thread in some his videos where people claim they have gotten a lot of money through some person. Those comments reek of bots.

[@dav__made]

Jake I watch Graham Stephan a lot too! He makes great videos about trying to save your money as much as possible and either invest it or buy real estate. There are some good financial KZbinrs that I get my investing from but I’m not into buying puts or shorting the stock market too risky

[@MrRobloMan]

@@dav__made I watch Graham too. It's funny how Hasan's audience overlaps audiences on the opposite side of the political spectrum. I dislike how companies are controlled by a board of directors, maximizing profits at all costs, but hey I'll take a piece of the pie if I can.

[@slim_bardo_1139]

Say how one more time... I swear to god

[@xxiloveu5xx]

Ah. We’ve come full circle

[@benmarkus3675]

also hasan is in mad denial of finance bros not being gamblers

[@legendarygap6723]

As an avid member of wallstreetbets I would like to say that no one here understands the “culture” You can think of WSB as a way of life. A religion. I once shoved a chopstick up my ass as a sacrifice to the WSB Gods. Needless to say I lost about 10k the next day.

[@MrEdispilf]

Casinos don't give average joe's leverage

[@nullskey8370]

he didn’t explain shit and the uses of “autistic/retarded” really made me uncomfortable, like he said those way too much, i have to agree with chat on this one (my first time😳)

[@unnamedx2]

To me autism is never a pejorative

[@devforfun5618]

it is gambling with other people jobs, because you can invest so much money in a company that the owners lose their mind with all that free money they get that they try to run away with that money instead of keeping the company focused on long term return, they just keep doing short sighted moves and leave the consequences to the next buyers

[@krabby3298]

the social justice warriors in his chat turned me off. edit: he mentioned he could pay someone to invest his money. haha yeah.. pay someone to put your money into an ETF or just do it yourself in 10min.

[@IntelligentEating]

this isn't the actual video - not sure what this is

[@iambevins8373]

Millionaire streamer asking his chat why the need a million dollars lol. Nice

[@JacobRGrow]

what’s more cringe, chat crying at one word, or hasanabi pausing? Which one? Hmmm

[@Ogreben]

I made 60 dollars off American airlines

[@MadJackChurchill1312]

NICE DUDE!!!

[@amikae4470]

POG GONNA BE RICH!!

[@Ogreben]

@@amikae4470 I now don't believe in taxes after amassing such a fortune

[@andrescisneros4213]

I love how chat gets triggered by any word deemed "offensive" It makes me super happy

[@deathdrummer1019]

The market is easy money if you know what your doing. Wheel strategy on marijuana stocks. selling puts for the premium and then when you are forced to buy the stock for a discount sell them covered calls against them slightly out of the money.

[@militeghebre5386]

You doing option calls?

[@deathdrummer1019]

@@militeghebre5386 covered calls yes

[@militeghebre5386]

@@deathdrummer1019 I got some option call choices. If you want you can join our discord group where its like 3 of us that just grind out on calls and puts. Goal is trying to make 100k this year.

[@mijosentado7654]

@@militeghebre5386 that’s cool

[@pippylongsausage1275]

rip r/wallstreetbets

[@kidnappedJack]

Haha hedge fund goes wahhhh

[@Ajax_Operator]

"this is just gambling" yeah no shit, pandemic kinda closed the casinos

[@Thekilljoy72]

I can get so many fifa points with 1.4 million dollars

[@MatraBatra]

this is why you will never be rich