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[@Krostovik]

The cereal bag is so true. We can use rechargeable cars but we still can’t figure out a better way to keep the cereal bag closed without having to transfer it to a container or use something to tie it.

[@djmocha7]

You don’t buy store brand cereal, do you? Apple Zingers and Frosted Mini Spooners *do* have zip locks on them. Hahaha

[@a1st532]

@migatoish Exactly. I feel like the cereal companies want your cereal to get stale- so u have to buy more!

[@80sChick80s]

It's really not a big inconvenience.

[@rfresa]

The best way would be to have cereal in bulk dispensers at the store, and reusable canisters that you fill and take home.

[@MimiYuYu]

I bought a grain free egg white based cereal. And I was worried because there’s an egg shaped cut out on the front of the box. But the Bag was a zipper top. Awesome!

[@apeqa6222]

cereal box really need ziploc.. plus its recycleable, can be use to store any other things after that..

[@anniegober3264]

It’s alllll part of the master plan! If our cereal goes stale, we’ll just buy new cereal.

[@m.k.johnston3269]

My mom (rip 2017) used to say they should have little irons at the soda, etc machines so we could iron our $1 to go into the machine. Lol

[@therealmrduber]

Still trying to wrap our head around,”Irons”, the hot flat things; or iron referring to nano technology robots

[@Denis-89]

That movie theater toilet is actually a good idea!

[@sneakerlove5313]

They have that already. I’ve only seen one theatre with it

[@elisabethwestner3953]

It's beyond brilliant.

[@paulonufreyofficial]

Thank you. I’m happy he featured my Tweet.

[@geriazriel]

Swiss movie theaters already have screens In the bathroom so you don't miss anything since 2019. Look it up :)

[@missyouwish88]

Or at least bring back intermissions like in my grandma's day

[@Ktcsr17]

The number of hot dogs in a pack and the number of hot dog buns in a pack is 10 to 8, respectively.... FIX IT!!!!!

[@cynthiaann4465]

Yes!! How stupid is that?!?!!!!

[@jamesdean3014]

OOhhhhhh, but there's a reason: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYqseX-Lrd-FqJo

[@Ktcsr17]

@@jamesdean3014 you just made my year!!! Thank you so much!!! Steve Martin is a legend

[@jamesdean3014]

@@Ktcsr17 Cool. I've never made anybody's year before! That scene is what I always think about when I hear mention of the inconvenient hot dog to bun ratio. :)

[@jamesdean3014]

@@Ktcsr17 Btw, I just visited your channel. You look like you're really into languages. Me too. I'm a semi-retired Spanish teacher.

[@TheSamleigh]

The movie theatre suggestion is WINNER of everything

[@mirayoon1992]

yes but it can be overly loud. I have mild autism. If there's a movie screen in each stalls, it will trigger my autism

[@paulonufreyofficial]

Thank you. I’m happy he used my Tweet.

[@paulonufreyofficial]

@@mirayoon1992 There wouldn’t have to be sound in the bathroom since the sound would easily be heard in the theater on the other side of the bathroom door.

[@mirayoon1992]

@@paulonufreyofficial oh..ok, about the theaters I went to in the bay area> Theater restrooms don't have the sounds of the movies I'm watching near by the restrooms...

[@geriazriel]

Swiss movie theaters already have screens In the bathroom so you don't miss anything since 2019. Look it up :)

[@loveforeignaccents]

Yes, all good ones and so true!

[@jonathantrauner3742]

Jimmy Fallons Hashtags segment is brilliant

[@CraigAlCat]

They need to fix crosswalks at busy intersection so grandmothers can make it to the other side before the light turns green!

[@magnolia8626]

I would support that.

[@jenniferspisak]

Yes like we could choose a longer duration of time if we feel like it’s needed

[@fearmonster13]

yes, ziploc, and cereal box work together is a good idea! Toss .25 cents for 5 min in movie theater bathroom.

[@Black-Peter]

and i wish they did not use that fucking annoying plastic cause is 2 loud

[@PaulLyndeBlue]

OMG THE MOVIE THEATER SCREENS IN THE BATHROOM WOULD BE SO AMAZING!!!!!

[@PaulLyndeBlue]

@@diehardrvdfan22 true true I forgot that

[@christina7991]

Yes to all!

[@andymkp]

Loved the last one 👌

[@rodrigon5769]

A bigger question is why is he leaving one piece of pizza in the Box? .. who does that

[@RinJackson]

Apparently, he does. Wonder if he's ever heard of plates....? :)

[@Info-eh4tv]

that would be my kid - teenagers.

[@rodrigon5769]

@@Info-eh4tv teenagers love pizza!

[@ohboy5999]

Americans

[@paradiswest4395]

@@Info-eh4tv my 16 year old does that

[@shamimabegumshamme6010]

All of them were really good.

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

I have had all of these ideas! Love it.

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

1:28 honest to god I swear I remember there was a law passed where radio programs couldn't play sirens in the background of songs. But then, it's like people soon forgot about this law and now we hear sirens on the radio all the time. I must be crazy.

[@RinJackson]

Maybe it was just a local law?

[@lovecraft5878]

Road lines need to start using different paint. After they have been painted within a month you can't see them any more especially if its raining. Am I driving in my lane of someone else's?

[@melodyvines7172]

Love the scissor one!! Brilliant

[@gandg.6830]

I agree with the songs with sirens one. Songs that are explicit have warnings, they should add siren warnings too

[@lisettegarcia]

These are awesome!

[@assmane999]

That scissors bit was done on “King of Queens” AND “Curb your Enthusiasm”

[@SuperJ213]

Some cereals are already in a sealable bag, but they usually get cereal crumbs and dust in the track making it a pain to reseal over time. The easiest remedy we use in our home is bag sealing clips (like chip clips) that look like huge barrettes. We clip everything.... cereal, bread, sleeves of Ritz crackers or Oreos, etc.

[@summerbrewster5555]

Lmfao. I cut the palm of my hand open with a steak knife while trying to open a package of scissors. Ugh.

[@deekshidhanarayanan3042]

McDonalds ice cream machine

[@cc1k435]

Yeah, really. Apparently it's a problem with software codes and not the equipment itself. Sounds overengineered to me.

[@magnolia8626]

Those were actually genius!

[@gwillypdawg]

I like that movie idea so my mum doesnt have to ask if they killed thanos yet

[@paulonufreyofficial]

Thank you. It was something I thought of a couple of years ago and when Jimmy Tweeted the hashtag, I decided to Tweet the idea using the hashtag.

[@adahmichels7651]

I agree with the cereal bag one. There have been so many times where I have tried to open the bag and it either explodes or doesn't open at all.

[@TheRealCobraBurnout]

Ziploc cereal bags would be nice.

[@ButeraMelina]

The food expiration date is actually true, since waste of food is actually a big problem

[@chicksie2388]

Right! Currently consumers might presume the "best by" date is a warning that the food will not be safe to eat or will suffer a significant decline in quality after that date. Since food companies have no required standards to uphold in these matters, they keep the wording vague in their own best interest. Consumers should consider the current verbiage to actually mean "the manufacturer will profit if you discard and replace this item by 00.00.0000. Thank you for your support." The hash-tagged suggestion would benefit consumers and the envronment instead of corporate profiteering.

[@paulonufreyofficial]

Thank you for using my movie theater restroom suggestion Tweet.

[@monpetitrouge]

The person that made the pizza box hashtag why would you put a whole pizza box in your refrigerator for one slice of pizza and not just wrap up the slice in foil?

[@Franzilein92]

Or put it on a plate

[@cholieandresa]

Maybe: “Because it’s already in the vehicle that it arrived in, why am I going to put it in something else but I can just shove the box in the fridge?”

[@bethb7965]

Liked all 9f them but especially the first one about food expiration on packaging.

[@cc1k435]

I think they also need to factor in the average/seasonal temperature of the place you're living. In places with hotter climates, dairy tends to spoil faster than the sell by date, while cold places may have a little extra time. 🤔

[@AudreyStar17]

How about Cereal bags that don't rip down the side when you go to open them, so you don't pour cereal all over/all in the box when trying to get some?!

[@alienlizardqueen8748]

You hear an unexpected siren or gunshot in a song or video. If you assume it’s part of the song or video, you live in a good neighborhood. If you assume it came from outside your house, well… just try not to go outside too much.

[@assmane999]

I think that movie theatre idea is pretty brilliant

[@jordanlong4084]

The pizza thing makes sense but Whole Foods has boxes that fit one piece

[@MemphiStig]

we were just discussing the same cereal box thing around here a few days ago... but here's mine: why do garbage bags come in a box? i mean, it's just garbage when the bags are gone. garbage bags shouldn't be packaged in garbage. makes no sense. they should come in a garbage bag. #theyneedtofix

[@zorakj]

You can recycle cardboard.

[@christinelin9763]

Bacon needs a sealable bag. If they can do it for ham, they can do it for bacon.

[@kamax4700]

Cereal bags I don't see why it hasn't been done.. same for large chips too

[@evonaagrochowski8006]

I totally agree, on the movie theater, in the toilet stahl, totally agree,..!

[@krissilsil5272]

you can open the scissors with a can opener

[@Trapper50cal]

That movie theater idea is brilliant.

[@CaptChrispy]

Make collapsable pizza box; they have to slice it anyway so at one end, the pizza will be separated and then, you slide the box into itself as the slices get eaten.

[@TXnine7nine]

I’m actually surprised General Mills/Post/Kellogg’s haven’t partnered with ZipLock yet for resealable bags in the boxes.

[@geekemedia]

It's obvious some of you are too good for bootleg cereals if you don't know that plenty already come in zip loc bags

[@ashleelarsen5002]

There is nothing worse then bootleg Cheetos *fix it*

[@ashleelarsen5002]

@ALICE💜💙 Spam is lame

[@cynthiaann4465]

Have never found a cereal brand with resealable bag. What brands have them?

[@geekemedia]

@@cynthiaann4465 they're usually the store brands

[@joanneaugust6611]

So... the pizza guy didn't come up with the idea to take the slice out of the box and put it on a small plate?

[@proudqualityfilms5042]

GODLY WAYS

[@sharadyadav9686]

Thnka

[@mrpancakeguy]

Jimmy Falon is so funy. How he come up with these jokes?

[@stephaniecornwell8766]

Totally support the cereal bag thing. My kids can’t open one to save their lives!

[@MimiYuYu]

Omg. So true. Husbands can’t either.

[@uvegottatrythesoup4871]

All so clever

[@I.R_Inori]

The scissor one is relatable like 😑

[@michaelcremeans]

Take the one piece of pizza out of the box and put it on a plate or napkin genius 😉

[@lesleynelson7708]

Yes, the sirens in music one. The times I have panicked while driving and then looked around for the emergency vehicle, only to discover it was in the music. Dangerous and irresponsible in my mind

[@My2cents.]

One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates.🎈

[@oceanside88]

How is that Horatio law suit going? Womp womp.

[@jemal.dilbirin]

People viewing these comments wish their parents had been alive for more years, God bless your family 🙏🥰👍🙏😊

[@leese.23]

I've actually been to a movie theater where they did have screens in the restroom znd sound

[@silasking135]

Oh yea

[@thea1rachiel]

I keep worrying I am finally going to run out of new hashtag videos. They must run out some time and what will I do them?!

[@missyouwish88]

Every single 1 of them is true

[@arnnaul7495]

Since kimmel removed mean tweets and corden removed spill your guts. This is the only thing i watch from late night.

[@shannonardo]

They did?!? Why would they remove those segments?! Those are the only segments I watched from those shows haha

[@donp.3605]

Yes movie screen in the john

[@amandakohler8810]

The theater thing already a thing in some countries

[@ashleydowney1222]

How can someone not open a package of scissors with their hands?

[@MasonBarker48]

I give up on hashtags

[@cassandraqcassandraq5510]

One live theater had sound pumped into bathrooms so you didnt miss the play.

[@jenmccain9567]

How about thinner pizza boxes that fold to fit into the trash

[@butchreed5764]

When i go to twin peaks to watch Ufc and go take a piss I never miss a punch why tv in the barroom

[@navodyajayawickrama2687]

😂😂

[@Marketmasters02]

Dear friend who is reading this , we may not know each other but i wish you all the best in life✨. Stop blaming yourself accept the things and move forward. Your smile is precious🤗 all the keys of happiness are in your hands so open it up🔓 Love from a small KZbinr💖💗🥰

[@ashtonandkylievideos2929]

Sad thing is rich people say those ideas would never come to light without them, yet so many good ideas get wasted because average people arent able to capitalize on it

[@Nighthawk429]

I read the title as "They Need to Fix The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon". ;) Perhaps #TheyNeedToFix The title of this video.

[@miguelcoimbra5381]

Am I the only one that has never heard a song with sirens?

[@jaimecarter3988]

they need to fix the way flour is packaged...who thought it was a good idea to wrap five pounds of wheat dust in pAper??

[@FlyingJustToFall]

Higgins so fcking legendary everytime!

[@therealmrduber]

Jimmy, who is in the panda suit?

[@Shihab1979]

😜❤️❤️❤️

[@goatedbross9975]

Hi GoodNight and Sleep Well Bedtime it is MidNight RightNow Still.

[@felicia5593]

Goodnight moon

[@cijmo]

They need to fix elevator buttons so that when you push the wrong one, you can push it again and it goes out. (Fun note regarding police sirens in music: Indiana Wants Me has a siren and it had to be removed from the radio version. But that was back in 1970 when people actually gave a damn.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Lol

[@evonaagrochowski8006]

Hell, we are paying 14.00 or more for movie tickets, back in 1977 the movie tickets were between 75 cents and a dollar and a quarter, P.S. The damned popcorn, should not be more expensive then, the movie, OMG,..! I totally agree, they have tv screens in the airplane, why the hell, not. We need to get more bank for our buck,..!!

[@u-neekusername4430]

Pizza box problem has been solved by Hell Pizza in New Zealand. Never needed it tho cuz never any pizza left.

[@coffeeaddict2122]

For the movie theater one.. if we did that theres a few problems. 1. Multiple movies play at a time, is it going to be like a tablet linked via bluetooth where you can pick your movie? And 2.the bathrooms would be filled with people too cheap to actually pay for the movie and they'd cram into a bathroom stall to watch a movie for free. That's how today's society is, unfortunately

[@krisfrederick5001]

#What came first the packaging or the scissors?

[@derylasylvester7796]

🎵###🎵

[@rmtmiller]

Machine rejects your bill? Wet it a bit (spit on your forefinger and then wipe your forefinger on an edge of the bill ) at one corner of the part you are inserting in first.

[@cynthiaann4465]

Grose!

[@darby8270]

omg second hi jimmy and team

[@haleyanne86]

All great ideas, except for the bathroom one... no thanks

[@nika3700]

hi

[@nicandknacksandseans]

Yeah but isn't it a bit suspicious when the siren doesn't doppler-shift or even change in volume as you drive? Like do you think the cop is just right on top of you the whole time?

[@joethefishguy3251]

Hi

[@diehardrvdfan22]

Dia dhuit.

[@TheFenwayman1912]

Where is he going rhat beer is ONLY $10 at the stadium. At Fenway Park it's much more than $10.

[@jnelletrim1478]

Remember God loves you😊 John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life. Please turn your life around and repent before its too late🙏♥️

[@galacticfanatic1912]

Stoned

[@audreyd8694]

Someone needs to make something to make it easier to take out Pringles chips from a can I don’t want a crushed chip

[@reeveharper6061]

Shrink to 5"2 and use your small hands Jk but I love being short

[@MonkyDollqueen]

Falling in love is like holding a candle. Initially it lightens up the world around you. Then it starts melting and hurts you. Finally it goes off and everything is darker than ever and all you are left with is the…BURN!

[@emmanuelestrada23]

You ok?

[@crawlingfingers]

@@emmanuelestrada23 it's a bot.

[@kajalmishra9848]

BakeRoss1988 is also in #travelfail

[@d.wright6635]

If you make coins worth $1 instead of the paper bills, the vending machine is no longer an issue.

[@reeveharper6061]

Yeah I agree the US is weird like that. The only thing annoying about coins is that they've so heavy to keep around