Judge James - When Buddha Got Screweda

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Jimmy has always wanted to host a show like “Judge Judy” or “The People’s Court.” So we went to a small claims court to find people who had real cases pending and asked them to allow Jimmy to hear their grievances instead #JudgeJames.
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Judge James - When Buddha Got Screweda
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@arefeshghi
@arefeshghi 7 жыл бұрын
$5000 for that?!! It shouldn't cost more than $800 tops!
@drmg735
@drmg735 4 жыл бұрын
Worth two cents in Australian cash. ( The smallest amount of money Australians have in cash is 5 cents, so you round it to the nearest 5 cents ).
@Hambone4815
@Hambone4815 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he must be from California. He's fake Buddhist.
@nilesefrancis9894
@nilesefrancis9894 7 жыл бұрын
-The litigants have been swear in your honor. -What? 😂😂😂
@worldatmyfingertips7764
@worldatmyfingertips7764 5 жыл бұрын
Not even Borat could have said it better himself XD XD
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 2 жыл бұрын
No, no, no...he said 'all the Indians have been eatten by the Donners'.
@ghattore
@ghattore 3 жыл бұрын
Really love these series. It actually feels like a real courtroom show.
@brandondebruin375
@brandondebruin375 7 жыл бұрын
That guy (the plaintiff) reminds me of Jordan Shlansky from Conan. At least when he's describing the problems.
@oscarrodriguez1298
@oscarrodriguez1298 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon Debruin facts
@Straight0uttaCrofton
@Straight0uttaCrofton 4 жыл бұрын
YES! I was coming here to type that!
@marcusjnewtonz28
@marcusjnewtonz28 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan would have buttoned his shirt. Otherwise 💯
@criscros7
@criscros7 7 жыл бұрын
What he said: You nailed it. What he meant: You nailed it somewhat randomly.
@ja4645
@ja4645 7 жыл бұрын
Why would you pay 5000 bucks for that thing in the first place... hard to feel sorry for him.
@finehomemadewine
@finehomemadewine 6 жыл бұрын
...and even for that kind of money she does not feel compelled to finish the job properly - hard to feel anything for her.
@FiguraCinque
@FiguraCinque 5 жыл бұрын
it's not a bad job: it's a theft
@augustlandmesser1520
@augustlandmesser1520 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed with every comment here. :D
@Phi1618033
@Phi1618033 7 жыл бұрын
Nothing worse than an improperly constructed meditation shrine.
@markvelez2932
@markvelez2932 7 жыл бұрын
"The litheons have been sweated in your honor." 😂😂
@drphot6050
@drphot6050 7 жыл бұрын
I did a spit take
@FormigaFit
@FormigaFit 6 жыл бұрын
Mark Velez Josh James
@ArjunSharma-ib3zo
@ArjunSharma-ib3zo 6 жыл бұрын
What ??
@TylerDurden-bb8lw
@TylerDurden-bb8lw 6 жыл бұрын
He said the ligaments have been milked with your honor
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 2 жыл бұрын
No, no, no...he said 'all the lithium has been snorted by Chuck Connors'.
@shonokrohan9145
@shonokrohan9145 6 жыл бұрын
Guilermo does look like a legit Cop !!!
@SquidandCatAdventures
@SquidandCatAdventures 7 жыл бұрын
Whatever it's used for, I can't believe they weren't embarassed to be charging that much for something that was that shoddily made.
@dcamron46
@dcamron46 4 жыл бұрын
5:20 , the way Jimmy and Guillermo look at each other is why I'm here
@rafaelrios451
@rafaelrios451 4 жыл бұрын
Guillermo's English accent , priceless.....Love that guy....
@jeremyroach9389
@jeremyroach9389 7 жыл бұрын
I can't tell whether or not Jimmy is being sarcastic when he says the cases are real.
@MuhammadEgypt
@MuhammadEgypt 5 жыл бұрын
If this is true, I'm picky, too. Work should be done with percetion.
@lexkalaris2341
@lexkalaris2341 5 жыл бұрын
under rated comment
@narekhart9862
@narekhart9862 4 жыл бұрын
5200 for a metal box that thing better be rick n morty "true level" style
@dhabinuisance3643
@dhabinuisance3643 4 жыл бұрын
*Precision would be a better word, percetion is just not a real word.
@Straight0uttaCrofton
@Straight0uttaCrofton 4 жыл бұрын
comments should be done with precision
@marwa8033
@marwa8033 7 жыл бұрын
Guillermo with the weave!😂😂😂😂
@ravenrox8241
@ravenrox8241 6 жыл бұрын
Buddhism says " We need to let go of trying to possess things " and i say meditate on the DAMN FLOOR !!!
@TrueAlphaOrigin
@TrueAlphaOrigin 7 жыл бұрын
"He is suffering from a lack of imagination"
@desbas125
@desbas125 7 жыл бұрын
you can tell kimmel really loves this, almost like it was his dream to be judge judy
@adrianrh2638
@adrianrh2638 7 жыл бұрын
$5200 for a box???
@freshlove7926
@freshlove7926 6 жыл бұрын
Adrian RH - hey baby you’re very cute
@saharkmeyha185
@saharkmeyha185 6 жыл бұрын
Adrian RH lol it would have cost 50$ at ikea
@dewalt4598
@dewalt4598 4 жыл бұрын
Box goes for alot more sometimes in Vegas, LOL
@deedr1234
@deedr1234 4 жыл бұрын
700 bucks for wheels.
@1forthepeople969
@1forthepeople969 7 жыл бұрын
"When Budda got Screwda." Thats funny shyt.
@mondlingubane5963
@mondlingubane5963 4 жыл бұрын
It is soooooooo funny.
@alejandrocardona8390
@alejandrocardona8390 7 жыл бұрын
Why is ellen behind the defendants
@jfitz3133
@jfitz3133 6 жыл бұрын
I think you need to watch less tv.
@rajacali5925
@rajacali5925 7 жыл бұрын
loved it plz make more episodes of it especially on the idea for next one.I love black people.
@locs13000
@locs13000 7 жыл бұрын
Raja Cali what about other colors?
@rajacali5925
@rajacali5925 7 жыл бұрын
all man kind .
@tafadzwamunezvenyu7623
@tafadzwamunezvenyu7623 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@channelsurfing5586
@channelsurfing5586 5 жыл бұрын
The thing was horribly made! The plaintiff got con.
@kenyamolina2162
@kenyamolina2162 7 жыл бұрын
I love judge James 😂
@kirsty9084
@kirsty9084 6 жыл бұрын
"did you open another button when i was gone?" gosh i love it
@society3309
@society3309 7 жыл бұрын
the next episode looks like its gonna be lit AF😂😂😂😂
@ebofuria
@ebofuria 6 жыл бұрын
Judge James is a hit! Wanna see more
@TheSpanishzombie
@TheSpanishzombie 7 жыл бұрын
They did do a bad job on that shrine thi
@george5954
@george5954 7 жыл бұрын
I love Judge James
@bryannguyen8440
@bryannguyen8440 7 жыл бұрын
Jorgino that's good.
@urielsantiago9735
@urielsantiago9735 4 жыл бұрын
Josh James
@cutefood
@cutefood 7 жыл бұрын
can't wait for the next one, Guillermo in a weave lol 😂😂
@PositiveLastAction
@PositiveLastAction 7 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to the next Judge James !!
@goldenduck7294
@goldenduck7294 7 жыл бұрын
0:42 guy on right checks girl out
@kulik03
@kulik03 7 жыл бұрын
I would too, she's kinda hot
@hurd_
@hurd_ 7 жыл бұрын
I did the same.
@MaineManDezzo
@MaineManDezzo 7 жыл бұрын
Golden Duck Seems like his girl, whom he's sitting next to, checked her out as well lol
@huberticusrex
@huberticusrex 7 жыл бұрын
I love these segments so much
@YinzerTracy
@YinzerTracy 4 жыл бұрын
This needs to be an actual show 👏👏👏👏👏
@GoNewEnglandPats1
@GoNewEnglandPats1 7 жыл бұрын
The Plaintiff was such a tool
@ainalzone
@ainalzone 7 жыл бұрын
this case is fun, but i can't wait to see the next case. the preview is funny :D
@xbl155ful
@xbl155ful 7 жыл бұрын
LOL can't wait not the next episode xD
@TonyC0101
@TonyC0101 3 жыл бұрын
"Captain Cleveage" PFFTAHAHAHA!!!!
@arimax888
@arimax888 7 жыл бұрын
lol, I enjoy watching this segment more than the interviews!thanx for posting :)
@deepsouth3592
@deepsouth3592 6 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of Guillermo
@dr.debajyotibose2928
@dr.debajyotibose2928 5 жыл бұрын
The mexican babbling was hilarious from Mr. G
@alianofann
@alianofann 7 жыл бұрын
The next one will be fun lol
@MrEnjoivolcom1
@MrEnjoivolcom1 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, I expected a lot of comedy. He actually was genuine.
@WilliamWallace0597
@WilliamWallace0597 7 жыл бұрын
The Buddha teaches us that to desire or want something to be perfect creates suffering. The Buddha warns us of this, the human need for perfection. And then this man comes along wanting it all to be perfect? Irony. Not a good buddhist. Get rid of the tattoo and actually learn what the Buddha teaches us if you want to be a Buddhist
@christianali5431
@christianali5431 7 жыл бұрын
That's what I like about the Bible, God is my judge and I don't need to go to small claims court to settle things.
@alberteinsteinelverdadero2210
@alberteinsteinelverdadero2210 7 жыл бұрын
Christian Ali There are no gods
@Garium87
@Garium87 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, there is a God. This world is not just a happy coincidence.
@christianali5431
@christianali5431 7 жыл бұрын
Albert Einstein El Verdadero of course there are no gods.Just the one God who is able to make judgment calls on our behalf.
@christianali5431
@christianali5431 7 жыл бұрын
Here is a strange question for everyone: how has Buddha never been sued-a? You're always hearing of people suing God, but nobody ever sues Buddha. What is up with that?
@AR-CINE-HOUSE
@AR-CINE-HOUSE 7 жыл бұрын
Why the hell does that dude look like a skinnier version of Mark Ruffalo? XD
@theelawless7600
@theelawless7600 7 жыл бұрын
Aiden G I can see that, first thought of mine was Treat Williams
@nismaalecha8470
@nismaalecha8470 7 жыл бұрын
Guillermo 👌👌👌
@andrebarreto9177
@andrebarreto9177 4 жыл бұрын
FFS for 5000 bucks and she cant make the corner of a damn box??? I can only imagine her welding.
@EpicPie0
@EpicPie0 7 жыл бұрын
It seems like eastern ways of life (Buddhism, Hinduism, zen, etc) have been gaining popularity in western culture. :)
@andrevon8036
@andrevon8036 6 жыл бұрын
I'd like to think that we're cautious and aware here in the western world so we adapt to these healthy things. I live in Sweden and it's really popular here too.
@comphysync9084
@comphysync9084 7 жыл бұрын
"Desire is the root of all suffering" - Buddha This guy needs to perfection Buddha's teaching instead of that box.
@finehomemadewine
@finehomemadewine 6 жыл бұрын
´The desire´, greed actually is on the side of the defendant here 5 f.g. thousand - and even so she does not feel compelled to finish the job properly?!!!!
@liam4295
@liam4295 4 жыл бұрын
Guy in the pink shirt looks like Chester Bennington - RIP
@DanielaBarrientos
@DanielaBarrientos 5 жыл бұрын
This HAS to become a REAL show, you people...
@NellieKAdaba
@NellieKAdaba 5 жыл бұрын
I hope so, because I love it just like Judge Judy and People's Court.
@JesusGodHolySpirit3
@JesusGodHolySpirit3 7 жыл бұрын
I love this the BEST TEAM EVER ! jOSH JAMES and Gordito esta muy preciouso
@frenchjr25
@frenchjr25 6 жыл бұрын
Loving the tribute to 'The People's Court'. Even the tables look similar.
@angelicacushing6032
@angelicacushing6032 7 жыл бұрын
I think my eyes are about to fall out of head from rolling too much.
@Ourfinalmomments18
@Ourfinalmomments18 7 жыл бұрын
These Judge James installments are life
@davidferretiz1598
@davidferretiz1598 7 жыл бұрын
I legit can't tell if these cases are fake or not 😂
@JimmyKimmel2004
@JimmyKimmel2004 7 жыл бұрын
real and it takes a ton of work to find cases that work , get the people to agree to come on, and get the people to show up. not to mention pass a background check
@MagikFingers420
@MagikFingers420 5 жыл бұрын
Lol ok Jimmy Kimble
@sherrykao978
@sherrykao978 6 жыл бұрын
Where did they find that audience who managed to keep their faces straight most of the time. I'd be dead from laughing after 3 minutes loll!
@priscillarodriguez6000
@priscillarodriguez6000 4 жыл бұрын
We need more of this!!!
@rakanshuweikeh3736
@rakanshuweikeh3736 4 жыл бұрын
The litigants have be sworn at your honor 😂😂
@thynguyen911
@thynguyen911 7 жыл бұрын
Cousin Sal kinda looks like Sean Spicer
@TheFH00000000
@TheFH00000000 7 жыл бұрын
never thought I'd hear Jimmy Kimmel say my name xDDDD
@Rocketpower713
@Rocketpower713 7 жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to the next episode of Judge James.
@janellbalmaceda152
@janellbalmaceda152 7 жыл бұрын
The last 30 seconds are hilarious!
@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 5 жыл бұрын
I love how a number of the people are trying hard not to smile.
@GaryTurbo
@GaryTurbo 7 жыл бұрын
Plaintiff wanted to be more than friends with her
@courtk9409
@courtk9409 7 жыл бұрын
My favorite on KZbin!
@mariamyupperz7614
@mariamyupperz7614 7 жыл бұрын
3:45 *in my Judge Judy voice* UNCROSS YOUR ARMS!
@roxx8182
@roxx8182 7 жыл бұрын
dam I'm looking forward to the next one 😂😂😂😂
@paulh2468
@paulh2468 5 жыл бұрын
If this supposed Buddhist keeps up these shenanigans, he's gonna end up in one of the Buddhist hells. In the "Devaduta" Sutta, the Buddha teaches about the hells in vivid detail. For example, the worst of the icy, cold hells is called "Mahapadma", where the entire body cracks into pieces, and the internal organs are exposed to the icy cold, also cracking into pieces. You get to spend over 2 sextillion years in this place.
@leo19751984
@leo19751984 6 жыл бұрын
Man! this has been the most civilized case I’ve ever seen on tv! It’s like everyone was so peaceful about the Judges decision... Sorry Judge James decision.
@mahfuzurchowdhury2765
@mahfuzurchowdhury2765 7 жыл бұрын
1:24 Even though they do it all the time, it makes me laugh every time.
@andrevon8036
@andrevon8036 6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this woman sent him that thing, like a liar, it totally didn't look as on the photos. Glad that the blonde light blue shirted guy won here because this one was obvious.
@Marie-jz1qw
@Marie-jz1qw 7 жыл бұрын
The next one looks amazing :')
@ReservoirDolphin
@ReservoirDolphin 7 жыл бұрын
WHEN IS THE NEXT ONE
@HHwrecker
@HHwrecker 6 жыл бұрын
If they believed their product was done well, they wouldn't have acknowledged that it needed "fixing". I was hoping Jimmy would point that out.
@kayliejohnson8273
@kayliejohnson8273 6 жыл бұрын
Lol ,You Go Judge James!!!! :)
@gaurav__joshi
@gaurav__joshi 5 жыл бұрын
Everyday i found new things about kimmel
@ԷմմանուելԷզենվանՄեղր
@ԷմմանուելԷզենվանՄեղր 6 жыл бұрын
I love this segment
@muhammadazneel
@muhammadazneel 5 жыл бұрын
The guy in the pink shirt looks like Andy Samberg in Brooklyn 99 where he (Jake Peralta) has to be creepy to sneak out to the library. 😂😂
@lisasalmon1675
@lisasalmon1675 6 жыл бұрын
Bare Chested Buddhist😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂 whyyyy🏃🏃😂😂😂
@1forthepeople969
@1forthepeople969 7 жыл бұрын
I liked it! Thanks!
@dcamron46
@dcamron46 4 жыл бұрын
The litigants all sway left at 1:16 for some reason...
@tacorevenge87
@tacorevenge87 6 жыл бұрын
Guillermo and jimmy are the best
@kulik03
@kulik03 7 жыл бұрын
That was awesome!
@narekhart9862
@narekhart9862 4 жыл бұрын
Did he just throw the gavel at the camera 😂😂😂
@ien2023
@ien2023 6 жыл бұрын
Judge Judy is not even a real judge believe or not. All cases you see on Tvs a real but whatever the results, the show pays for the fine. This is why people agree to have their case on TV and make a fool of themselves.
@preetrayat4851
@preetrayat4851 5 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 you’re so hilarious 🤣
@captaincaptain2128
@captaincaptain2128 7 жыл бұрын
damn thst bikini shot. I wish all court shows were that good.
@imswaathik
@imswaathik 4 жыл бұрын
“Are there pictures of you in a bikini?” Really! Cringy.
@dewalt4598
@dewalt4598 4 жыл бұрын
Your goofy girl
@michaelmejorada12
@michaelmejorada12 6 жыл бұрын
I think my eyes are playing tricks on me. The guy in pink has a fair resemblance to my late idol Chester Bennington.
@jennacablair
@jennacablair 7 жыл бұрын
This was amazing! I want more!!!
@HunterShows
@HunterShows 5 жыл бұрын
That was the slowest segment I've ever seen on this show.
@cc3184
@cc3184 7 жыл бұрын
Dumbest question I've ever asked but are these real disputes?
@davidmartins1114
@davidmartins1114 7 жыл бұрын
awsome!!!
@hotdonkey3801
@hotdonkey3801 7 жыл бұрын
The Judge got it wrong, I wouldn't have given baby chest of dime
@locs13000
@locs13000 7 жыл бұрын
Hot Donkey nah he got it right. If I was paying for something custom made and a mistake like the corners and edges were shown to me as a finish product I would be pissed also thats a really stupid mistake and the fabric part should have also been avoided. Just leads me to believe the guy was lazy and half assed it
@ArchSpawn
@ArchSpawn 7 жыл бұрын
I hope when you buy a car every time magic dents appear on it and your insurance doesn't cover it.
@kayliejohnson8273
@kayliejohnson8273 6 жыл бұрын
haaaaaaa
@andrevon8036
@andrevon8036 6 жыл бұрын
Hot Donkey, I hope that the next thing you order will turn out to be a hand grenade instead that sets off as soon as you open the package
@ToniHunterOne
@ToniHunterOne 6 жыл бұрын
Okay, so as I understand it. No matter which way Judge James goes with the case, ALL claims will be paid by the show, even if Judge James goes against a claimant? That's how they get them on the show?
@AtypicalPaul
@AtypicalPaul 6 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious haha
@OVianense
@OVianense 7 жыл бұрын
amazing
@bugoyirtj8167
@bugoyirtj8167 5 жыл бұрын
Judge MO dollar had the best tv court ever
@anfer.sneeze
@anfer.sneeze 7 жыл бұрын
Jimmy may have found his new career once he decides to retire from being a talk show host. This was amazing lol.
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