Judge James - When Buddha Got Screweda

Jimmy has always wanted to host a show like “Judge Judy” or “The People’s Court.” So we went to a small claims court to find people who had real cases pending and asked them to allow Jimmy to hear their grievances instead #JudgeJames.
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Judge James - When Buddha Got Screweda
• Judge James - When Bud...

[@desbas125]

you can tell kimmel really loves this, almost like it was his dream to be judge judy

[@nilesefrancis9894]

-The litigants have been swear in your honor. -What? 😂😂😂

[@worldatmyfingertips7764]

Not even Borat could have said it better himself XD XD

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

No, no, no...he said 'all the Indians have been eatten by the Donners'.

[@arefeshghi]

$5000 for that?!! It shouldn't cost more than $800 tops!

[@drmg735]

Worth two cents in Australian cash. ( The smallest amount of money Australians have in cash is 5 cents, so you round it to the nearest 5 cents ).

[@Hambone4815]

Yeah he must be from California. He's fake Buddhist.

[@ghattore]

Really love these series. It actually feels like a real courtroom show.

[@markvelez2932]

"The litheons have been sweated in your honor." 😂😂

[@drphot6050]

I did a spit take

[@FormigaFit]

Mark Velez Josh James

[@ArjunSharma-ib3zo]

What ??

[@TylerDurden-bb8lw]

He said the ligaments have been milked with your honor

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

No, no, no...he said 'all the lithium has been snorted by Chuck Connors'.

[@criscros7]

What he said: You nailed it. What he meant: You nailed it somewhat randomly.

[@jeffrey5061]

That can't be the most practical attire to weld in.

[@LotusFay]

Gotta love body burns!

[@christianali5431]

Jeff Parkinson she wasn't dressed like that when welding.

[@lesismore49]

@@christianali5431 You can see her welding in the picture. There's fire/hot metal.

[@brandondebruin375]

That guy (the plaintiff) reminds me of Jordan Shlansky from Conan. At least when he's describing the problems.

[@oscarrodriguez1298]

Brandon Debruin facts

[@Straight0uttaCrofton]

YES! I was coming here to type that!

[@marcusjnewtonz28]

Jordan would have buttoned his shirt. Otherwise 💯

[@dcamron46]

5:20 , the way Jimmy and Guillermo look at each other is why I'm here

[@ja4645]

Why would you pay 5000 bucks for that thing in the first place... hard to feel sorry for him.

[@finehomemadewine]

...and even for that kind of money she does not feel compelled to finish the job properly - hard to feel anything for her.

[@FiguraCinque]

it's not a bad job: it's a theft

[@augustlandmesser1520]

Agreed with every comment here. :D

[@marwa8033]

Guillermo with the weave!😂😂😂😂

[@shonokrohan9145]

Guilermo does look like a legit Cop !!!

[@MuhammadEgypt]

If this is true, I'm picky, too. Work should be done with percetion.

[@lexkalaris2341]

under rated comment

[@narekhart9862]

5200 for a metal box that thing better be rick n morty "true level" style

[@dhabinuisance3643]

*Precision would be a better word, percetion is just not a real word.

[@Straight0uttaCrofton]

comments should be done with precision

[@SquidandCatAdventures]

Whatever it's used for, I can't believe they weren't embarassed to be charging that much for something that was that shoddily made.

[@jeremyroach9389]

I can't tell whether or not Jimmy is being sarcastic when he says the cases are real.

[@jaypadia]

"Did u unbotton another button since I was gone!!" :D

[@rafaelrios451]

Guillermo's English accent , priceless.....Love that guy....

[@Phi1618033]

Nothing worse than an improperly constructed meditation shrine.

[@1forthepeople969]

"When Budda got Screwda." Thats funny shyt.

[@mondlingubane5963]

It is soooooooo funny.

[@adrianrh2638]

$5200 for a box???

[@freshlove7926]

Adrian RH - hey baby you’re very cute

[@saharkmeyha185]

Adrian RH lol it would have cost 50$ at ikea

[@dewalt4598]

Box goes for alot more sometimes in Vegas, LOL

[@deedr1234]

700 bucks for wheels.

[@MrJoeBarbour]

"Rise for your honor James... I mean Josh James" lol

[@jackcross8616]

A

[@TrueAlphaOrigin]

"He is suffering from a lack of imagination"

[@society3309]

the next episode looks like its gonna be lit AF😂😂😂😂

[@alessandrajackson8475]

Please do more of Judge James

[@ravenrox8241]

Buddhism says " We need to let go of trying to possess things " and i say meditate on the DAMN FLOOR !!!

[@cutefood]

can't wait for the next one, Guillermo in a weave lol 😂😂

[@alejandrocardona8390]

Why is ellen behind the defendants

[@jfitz3133]

I think you need to watch less tv.

[@rajacali5925]

loved it plz make more episodes of it especially on the idea for next one.I love black people.

[@locs13000]

Raja Cali what about other colors?

[@rajacali5925]

all man kind .

[@tafadzwamunezvenyu7623]

lol

[@kirsty9084]

"did you open another button when i was gone?" gosh i love it

[@xbl155ful]

LOL can't wait not the next episode xD

[@channelsurfing5586]

The thing was horribly made! The plaintiff got con.

[@goldenduck7294]

0:42 guy on right checks girl out

[@kulik03]

I would too, she's kinda hot

[@hurd_]

I did the same.

[@MaineManDezzo]

Golden Duck Seems like his girl, whom he's sitting next to, checked her out as well lol

[@Nick-qj7ym]

"The litigans have been swearing your honor" They should be held in contempt of court!

[@Tormentality]

oh man that is one of the best bits I've ever seen on Jimmy's show! props to everyone involved!

[@kenyamolina2162]

I love judge James 😂

[@george5954]

I love Judge James

[@bryannguyen8440]

Jorgino that's good.

[@urielsantiago9735]

Josh James

[@arimax888]

lol, I enjoy watching this segment more than the interviews!thanx for posting :)

[@AR-CINE-HOUSE]

Why the hell does that dude look like a skinnier version of Mark Ruffalo? XD

[@theelawless7600]

Aiden G I can see that, first thought of mine was Treat Williams

[@ainalzone]

this case is fun, but i can't wait to see the next case. the preview is funny :D

[@WilliamWallace0597]

The Buddha teaches us that to desire or want something to be perfect creates suffering. The Buddha warns us of this, the human need for perfection. And then this man comes along wanting it all to be perfect? Irony. Not a good buddhist. Get rid of the tattoo and actually learn what the Buddha teaches us if you want to be a Buddhist

[@christianali5431]

That's what I like about the Bible, God is my judge and I don't need to go to small claims court to settle things.

[@alberteinsteinelverdadero2210]

Christian Ali There are no gods

[@Garium87]

Yes, there is a God. This world is not just a happy coincidence.

[@christianali5431]

Albert Einstein El Verdadero of course there are no gods.Just the one God who is able to make judgment calls on our behalf.

[@christianali5431]

Here is a strange question for everyone: how has Buddha never been sued-a? You're always hearing of people suing God, but nobody ever sues Buddha. What is up with that?

[@TheSpanishzombie]

They did do a bad job on that shrine thi

[@ebofuria]

Judge James is a hit! Wanna see more

[@dr.debajyotibose2928]

The mexican babbling was hilarious from Mr. G

[@PositiveLastAction]

Looking forward to the next Judge James !!

[@YinzerTracy]

This needs to be an actual show 👏👏👏👏👏

[@huberticusrex]

I love these segments so much

[@davidferretiz1598]

I legit can't tell if these cases are fake or not 😂

[@JimmyKimmel2004]

real and it takes a ton of work to find cases that work , get the people to agree to come on, and get the people to show up. not to mention pass a background check

[@MagikFingers420]

Lol ok Jimmy Kimble

[@alianofann]

The next one will be fun lol

[@sherrykao978]

Where did they find that audience who managed to keep their faces straight most of the time. I'd be dead from laughing after 3 minutes loll!

[@MrEnjoivolcom1]

Wow, I expected a lot of comedy. He actually was genuine.

[@comphysync9084]

"Desire is the root of all suffering" - Buddha This guy needs to perfection Buddha's teaching instead of that box.

[@finehomemadewine]

´The desire´, greed actually is on the side of the defendant here 5 f.g. thousand - and even so she does not feel compelled to finish the job properly?!!!!

[@GoNewEnglandPats1]

The Plaintiff was such a tool

[@liam4295]

Guy in the pink shirt looks like Chester Bennington - RIP

[@TonyC0101]

"Captain Cleveage" PFFTAHAHAHA!!!!

[@JesusGodHolySpirit3]

I love this the BEST TEAM EVER ! jOSH JAMES and Gordito esta muy preciouso

[@frenchjr25]

Loving the tribute to 'The People's Court'. Even the tables look similar.

[@Rocketpower713]

I'm looking forward to the next episode of Judge James.

[@deepsouth3592]

I can't get enough of Guillermo

[@angelicacushing6032]

I think my eyes are about to fall out of head from rolling too much.

[@mahfuzurchowdhury2765]

1:24 Even though they do it all the time, it makes me laugh every time.

[@EpicPie0]

It seems like eastern ways of life (Buddhism, Hinduism, zen, etc) have been gaining popularity in western culture. :)

[@andrevon8036]

I'd like to think that we're cautious and aware here in the western world so we adapt to these healthy things. I live in Sweden and it's really popular here too.

[@rakanshuweikeh3736]

The litigants have be sworn at your honor 😂😂

[@TheFH00000000]

never thought I'd hear Jimmy Kimmel say my name xDDDD

[@nismaalecha8470]

Guillermo 👌👌👌

[@vertigomaniac]

LOL I lost it when I heard Captain Cleavage and Bumbling Bailiff

[@andrevon8036]

I can't believe this woman sent him that thing, like a liar, it totally didn't look as on the photos. Glad that the blonde light blue shirted guy won here because this one was obvious.

[@Ourfinalmomments18]

These Judge James installments are life

[@andrebarreto9177]

FFS for 5000 bucks and she cant make the corner of a damn box??? I can only imagine her welding.

[@DanielaBarrientos]

This HAS to become a REAL show, you people...

[@NellieKAdaba]

I hope so, because I love it just like Judge Judy and People's Court.

[@mariamyupperz7614]

3:45 *in my Judge Judy voice* UNCROSS YOUR ARMS!

[@janellbalmaceda152]

The last 30 seconds are hilarious!

[@thynguyen911]

Cousin Sal kinda looks like Sean Spicer

[@muhammadazneel]

The guy in the pink shirt looks like Andy Samberg in Brooklyn 99 where he (Jake Peralta) has to be creepy to sneak out to the library. 😂😂

[@leo19751984]

Man! this has been the most civilized case I’ve ever seen on tv! It’s like everyone was so peaceful about the Judges decision... Sorry Judge James decision.

[@imswaathik]

“Are there pictures of you in a bikini?” Really! Cringy.

[@dewalt4598]

Your goofy girl

[@GaryTurbo]

Plaintiff wanted to be more than friends with her

[@priscillarodriguez6000]

We need more of this!!!

[@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen]

I love how a number of the people are trying hard not to smile.

[@narekhart9862]

Did he just throw the gavel at the camera 😂😂😂

[@iamtibetan.com-Bodhpa]

Jimmy you the best.All the best from Tibet.

[@courtk9409]

My favorite on KZbin!

[@kayliejohnson8273]

Lol ,You Go Judge James!!!! :)

[@roxx8182]

dam I'm looking forward to the next one 😂😂😂😂

[@Marie-jz1qw]

The next one looks amazing :')

[@gaurav__joshi]

Everyday i found new things about kimmel

[@lisasalmon1675]

Bare Chested Buddhist😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂 whyyyy🏃🏃😂😂😂

[@captaincaptain2128]

damn thst bikini shot. I wish all court shows were that good.

[@ReservoirDolphin]

WHEN IS THE NEXT ONE

[@ien2023]

Judge Judy is not even a real judge believe or not. All cases you see on Tvs a real but whatever the results, the show pays for the fine. This is why people agree to have their case on TV and make a fool of themselves.

[@dcamron46]

The litigants all sway left at 1:16 for some reason...

[@HunterShows]

That was the slowest segment I've ever seen on this show.

[@tacorevenge87]

Guillermo and jimmy are the best

[@ԷմմանուելԷզենվանՄեղր]

I love this segment

[@HHwrecker]

If they believed their product was done well, they wouldn't have acknowledged that it needed "fixing". I was hoping Jimmy would point that out.

[@paulh2468]

If this supposed Buddhist keeps up these shenanigans, he's gonna end up in one of the Buddhist hells. In the "Devaduta" Sutta, the Buddha teaches about the hells in vivid detail. For example, the worst of the icy, cold hells is called "Mahapadma", where the entire body cracks into pieces, and the internal organs are exposed to the icy cold, also cracking into pieces. You get to spend over 2 sextillion years in this place.

[@hotdonkey3801]

The Judge got it wrong, I wouldn't have given baby chest of dime

[@locs13000]

Hot Donkey nah he got it right. If I was paying for something custom made and a mistake like the corners and edges were shown to me as a finish product I would be pissed also thats a really stupid mistake and the fabric part should have also been avoided. Just leads me to believe the guy was lazy and half assed it

[@ArchSpawn]

I hope when you buy a car every time magic dents appear on it and your insurance doesn't cover it.

[@kayliejohnson8273]

haaaaaaa

[@andrevon8036]

Hot Donkey, I hope that the next thing you order will turn out to be a hand grenade instead that sets off as soon as you open the package

[@preetrayat4851]

Lol 😂 you’re so hilarious 🤣

[@1forthepeople969]

I liked it! Thanks!

[@michaelmejorada12]

I think my eyes are playing tricks on me. The guy in pink has a fair resemblance to my late idol Chester Bennington.

[@bugoyirtj8167]

Judge MO dollar had the best tv court ever